Dry Bowser Dislikes Construction

One day Dry Bowser was going to his job, which was collecting rocks. He was at his home in the burning Grumble Volcano, picking up all the molten rocks that were populating the volcanic race course, when yhe turned around to see a construction crew come along.

"Hey! What gives?" Dry Bowser snapped as he did not want this construction crew in his fiery area of peace and homing, placing his bony hands on his hips as he squinted his eyes. "Can't you construction bozos do this elsewhere?"

The construction workers, all members of the Hammer Bros species, glanced at each other and just chuck their hammers at Dry Bowser, reducing the skeletal reptile into a pile of bones. This reasonably made him angry, as he made himself return to form, only for him to pull out some of his own bones as he then chucked them at the turtles, making them flee. Watching all the construction working Koopas vanish, Dry Bowser turned his attention to the construction equipment, smirking as he cracked his fists.

Dry Bowser: Time to take out the trash...

Dry Bowser was quick to push all the equipment into the magma, watching the lava burn them as he then proceeded to destroy the rest with his bony hands. Having done the deed, Dry Bowser resumed his rock collecting as he kept his volcano home safe from any sort of corruption that could be possible.