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- -[soft music]
- -[birds chirping]
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- 00:00:22,123 --> 00:00:23,655
- [baby babbles]
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- 00:00:26,260 --> 00:00:27,526
- Oh.
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- 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:39,471
- [chuckles]
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- 00:00:40,307 --> 00:00:41,607
- Hi, Patrick.
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- 00:00:44,478 --> 00:00:46,278
- [sighs] Here you go.
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- 00:00:48,416 --> 00:00:49,548
- There you go.
- 8
- 00:00:51,118 --> 00:00:52,217
- Oh.
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- 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:54,720
- You're going to do great things.
- 10
- 00:00:55,322 --> 00:00:56,722
- You're going to do great things.
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- 00:00:58,726 --> 00:01:00,592
- Ha. Yes, you are.
- 12
- 00:01:02,430 --> 00:01:04,129
- [Santa] Ho, ho, ho.
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- 00:01:04,131 --> 00:01:05,597
- [chuckles]
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- 00:01:05,599 --> 00:01:07,199
- This is the one.
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- 00:01:08,069 --> 00:01:08,801
- Yes.
- 16
- 00:01:10,104 --> 00:01:11,603
- Yes, you are.
- 17
- 00:01:11,672 --> 00:01:13,639
- [festive music]
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- 00:02:20,241 --> 00:02:23,308
- [suspenseful music]
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- 00:02:27,248 --> 00:02:28,814
- [Joe] Tell me now, Patrick.
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- 00:02:28,816 --> 00:02:30,282
- How long have you been here?
- 21
- 00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:32,518
- So I came over here
- about a year ago.
- 22
- 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:34,653
- I worked on one of those
- posh cruise liners.
- 23
- 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:36,588
- We did the Transatlantic for
- about two and a half years
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- 00:02:36,590 --> 00:02:38,490
- between here and England.
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- 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:42,361
- Um, I worked in the kitchen,
- but to be honest,
- 26
- 00:02:42,429 --> 00:02:43,695
- I kind of got tired
- of the sailing life.
- 27
- 00:02:43,697 --> 00:02:46,598
- So I got off and lost
- in The Big Apple.
- 28
- 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:48,734
- -[chuckles]
- -I got a job at
- a Mexican restaurant,
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- 00:02:48,736 --> 00:02:51,537
- bar backed at
- a couple of nightclubs,
- paid under the table.
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- 00:02:51,539 --> 00:02:52,504
- It was quite nice.
- 31
- 00:02:53,274 --> 00:02:55,274
- So, you have no papers then?
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- 00:02:56,443 --> 00:02:58,644
- Uh, no, uh, I don't, no.
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- 00:02:59,613 --> 00:03:01,680
- -Where are you from?
- -From Derry.
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- 00:03:01,749 --> 00:03:03,182
- -Derry?
- -Mm-hmm.
- 35
- 00:03:03,184 --> 00:03:04,483
- Oh, family?
- 36
- 00:03:05,619 --> 00:03:07,352
- I don't have a family, no.
- 37
- 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:09,621
- I was raised in an orphanage.
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- Left when I was 18.
- 39
- 00:03:14,395 --> 00:03:16,195
- Fred, where's my juice?!
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- [woman] I got it, Fred.
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- 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:20,666
- [sighs]
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- 00:03:20,668 --> 00:03:21,800
- [woman] Here you are.
- 43
- 00:03:23,604 --> 00:03:25,704
- I'll be honest
- with you now, Pat.
- 44
- 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:27,805
- I've not heard a sadder story
- than that in many a year.
- 45
- 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:34,780
- Well... we look after
- our own, hmm?
- 46
- 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:39,251
- I could use someone
- to wash the glasses
- 47
- 00:03:39,253 --> 00:03:40,986
- and maybe tidy up around here.
- 48
- 00:03:40,988 --> 00:03:42,721
- Could you handle that?
- 49
- 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:44,523
- Absolutely, sir.
- 50
- 00:03:44,525 --> 00:03:46,558
- I'd really appreciate
- that, Mr. O'Brian.
- 51
- 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,794
- [chuckles] You can call me Joe.
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- 00:03:49,797 --> 00:03:51,930
- -Thank you, Joe.
- -[Joe chuckling]
- Can you start now?
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- 00:03:51,932 --> 00:03:53,398
- -Yes, right away, yeah.
- -Right.
- 54
- 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:54,566
- -It's a pleasure.
- -Get started, get started.
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- 00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:55,934
- Absolutely, thank you so much.
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- 00:03:55,936 --> 00:03:58,470
- Fred, come and show
- young Patrick here the ropes.
- 57
- 00:03:58,472 --> 00:04:00,005
- [Irish themed jolly music]
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- 00:04:04,712 --> 00:04:05,744
- Yeah.
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- 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:07,646
- [guests laughing]
- 60
- 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:25,330
- Fred!
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- you will do exactly
- what I tell you to
- 62
- 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:28,400
- or you will have a problem.
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- 00:04:28,402 --> 00:04:30,902
- Now I do not have problems,
- do you understand?
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- I have solutions.
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- Now get out of here
- and do what I tell you!
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- 00:04:44,018 --> 00:04:45,584
- -You all right?
- -Yeah, thanks.
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- -7.50.
- -Keep the change.
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- 00:04:53,927 --> 00:04:54,860
- Thanks.
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- 00:04:56,497 --> 00:04:58,697
- And I have to tell you, boys,
- we had a very good month.
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- Another month or two like this,
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- 00:05:00,901 --> 00:05:03,735
- and we're going to treat
- ourselves to a little raise.
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- 00:05:03,737 --> 00:05:05,737
- [laughs]
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- 00:05:06,573 --> 00:05:08,740
- -Where are you going now?
- -Well, I was thinking
- maybe we'd take care
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- 00:05:08,742 --> 00:05:10,442
- of that little situation
- over in Brooklyn first.
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- 00:05:12,946 --> 00:05:14,046
- Well, off you go, boys.
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- -Enjoy your work.
- -Thank you, boss.
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- 00:05:16,850 --> 00:05:19,051
- -[laughs]
- -[light music]
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- 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:23,922
- Does that remind you
- of your family, Pat?
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- 00:05:25,626 --> 00:05:28,760
- You know, I've never
- met my family.
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- We didn't have Christmas
- in the orphanage.
- It was a poor parish.
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- [woman] I didn't know.
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- 00:05:34,335 --> 00:05:35,934
- -That's rough.
- -Yeah.
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- 00:05:36,770 --> 00:05:38,670
- Kind of miss home, you know?
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- Of course you do.
- Of course you do.
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- 00:05:49,616 --> 00:05:56,655
- ¶ Oh, Danny boy, the pipes
- The pipes are calling ¶
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- 00:05:57,758 --> 00:06:01,460
- ¶ From glen to glen ¶
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- ¶ And down the mountain side ¶
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- ¶ The summer's gone ¶
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- ¶ And all the roses falling ¶
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- ¶ 'Tis you, 'tis you must go ¶
- 91
- 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:23,782
- ¶ And I must bide ¶
- 92
- 00:06:23,784 --> 00:06:28,920
- ¶ But come ye back
- When summer's ¶
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- ¶ In the meadow ¶
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- ¶ Or when the valley's ¶
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- ¶ Hushed and white With snow ¶
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- ¶ 'Tis I'll be here ¶
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- 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:50,776
- ¶ in sunshine or in shadow ¶
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- ¶ And I will sleep in peace ¶
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- ¶ Until you come ¶
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- ¶ To me ¶
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- [applauding]
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- Clap!
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- [everyone applauding]
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- Thank you.
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- [whistles]
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- 00:07:37,024 --> 00:07:40,692
- Patrick, could I have
- a little word with you?
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- Yeah, sure.
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- Be right there.
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- Right, right, right, right.
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- [sighs]
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- 00:07:50,604 --> 00:07:52,137
- Pat, will you do a favor for me?
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- Yeah, whatever you need, Joe.
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- You've been like a father figure
- these past few months, Joe.
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- Saint Joe,
- Patron Saint of Fathers.
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- 00:08:00,013 --> 00:08:02,614
- -Oh. [laughs]
- -That's you, Joe.
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- 00:08:02,616 --> 00:08:04,816
- I wouldn't go that far,
- I'm no Saint.
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- 00:08:04,885 --> 00:08:07,686
- No, seriously, Joe, I don't
- know where I would be
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- these past few months
- without your work.
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- 00:08:08,889 --> 00:08:10,188
- So, thank you.
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- Okay, good.
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- 00:08:14,962 --> 00:08:16,628
- [light dramatic music]
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- 00:08:16,630 --> 00:08:20,765
- I want you to take these
- suitcases a couple of blocks up
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- the road to the train station
- and give them to Shaun.
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- But no opening the suitcases,
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- 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:29,107
- no peeping inside,
- you understand?
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- 00:08:29,109 --> 00:08:30,642
- Can you do that for me?
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- 00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:33,178
- [laughs] As soon as
- you've done that,
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- 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:35,647
- I'm going to
- give you 10,000 clams.
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- 00:08:36,984 --> 00:08:40,519
- That's, uh, that's a lot of
- money for a few blocks, Joe.
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- 00:08:40,521 --> 00:08:42,521
- It is, it is indeed.
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- 00:08:42,956 --> 00:08:44,656
- [laughs]
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- 00:08:44,658 --> 00:08:46,258
- Let me explain,
- let me explain to you.
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- Do you know what the hardest
- thing in business is, son?
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- The hardest thing
- in business, Pat,
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- 00:08:56,136 --> 00:09:00,739
- is to find people that you
- can trust and I trust you.
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- 00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:05,878
- I trust you.
- 137
- 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,012
- Now, trust is
- a valuable commodity,
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- 00:09:07,014 --> 00:09:09,915
- a commodity that
- I am prepared to pay for.
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- 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:15,787
- Well, uh, when do you
- want me to leave?
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- Now, tonight, this very moment.
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- 00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:19,090
- Shaun's waiting for you.
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- 00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:20,325
- But what about, where's Fred?
- 143
- 00:09:20,327 --> 00:09:21,593
- Who's going to close the bar?
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- 00:09:21,595 --> 00:09:22,294
- I'll close the bar.
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- 00:09:22,296 --> 00:09:23,962
- Where is Fred?
- 146
- 00:09:23,964 --> 00:09:25,630
- Fred?
- 147
- 00:09:25,632 --> 00:09:27,699
- Don't you worry
- yourself about Fred.
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- 00:09:27,768 --> 00:09:29,267
- Fred was untrustworthy.
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- 00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:32,904
- So, Fred, I had to let him go.
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- 00:09:34,308 --> 00:09:36,107
- Come on, quick, quick, quick.
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- 00:09:38,045 --> 00:09:39,811
- Ah, very good, very good.
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- 00:09:39,813 --> 00:09:42,647
- Oh, and now, a couple of
- things, couple of things.
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- 00:09:42,649 --> 00:09:45,617
- First of all, you do not dote,
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- 00:09:45,619 --> 00:09:48,253
- you do not stop
- and talk to anyone.
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- 00:09:48,322 --> 00:09:52,257
- And in the incredibly
- remote chance
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- 00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:55,894
- that something goes wrong,
- you take those bags
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- 00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:58,730
- and you run like hell
- to the station, you understand?
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- 00:09:58,732 --> 00:10:00,732
- You run like hell.
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- 00:10:00,801 --> 00:10:02,701
- Off you go, quick.
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- 00:10:02,703 --> 00:10:05,270
- Sooner there,
- sooner back, sooner paid.
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- 00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:06,738
- Oh, and put your jacket on.
- 162
- 00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:08,073
- It's cold outside.
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- 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:12,677
- [sirens wailing]
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- 00:10:12,679 --> 00:10:14,179
- [dogs barking]
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- 00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:15,747
- It's just a few blocks.
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- 00:10:16,683 --> 00:10:17,916
- [sighs]
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- 00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:19,651
- No big deal, right?
- 168
- 00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:25,557
- It's just a few blocks.
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- 00:10:25,558 --> 00:10:26,891
- -Let's go, Pat.
- It's just a few blocks.
- -[Joe laughing]
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- 00:10:26,893 --> 00:10:28,860
- And don't worry if
- the cops grab him,
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- 00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:32,163
- he's so pathetically grateful
- to me for looking after him,
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- 00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:33,865
- that he'll go to
- prison for 20 years
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- 00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:35,934
- -without opening his mouth.
- -[muffled talking]
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- 00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:37,902
- There's a perfectly
- reasonable explanation
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- 00:10:37,904 --> 00:10:40,105
- as to why I shouldn't
- look inside.
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- 00:10:40,107 --> 00:10:41,139
- It's obviously
- something important,
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- 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:42,807
- like insurance policies or...
- 178
- 00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:46,077
- a secret recipe for craft beer.
- 179
- 00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:49,414
- [dramatic music]
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- 00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:54,953
- Deed to the pub.
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- 00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:58,423
- -[gasping]
- -[suspenseful music]
- 182
- 00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:17,776
- -[Joe laughing]
- -Yeah, and the lovely
- thing is this,
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- 00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:20,412
- if we do have to off him,
- guess what?
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- 00:11:20,414 --> 00:11:22,047
- He has no relatives.
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- 00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:24,749
- So nobody is going to
- come and look for him.
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- 00:11:24,751 --> 00:11:26,818
- And here's
- the icing on the cake.
- 187
- 00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:28,053
- He's also illegal.
- 188
- 00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:30,789
- There is no paper
- trail to suggest
- 189
- 00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:32,090
- he ever came into the country.
- 190
- 00:11:32,159 --> 00:11:33,725
- -When you think about it,
- -[guy] Hey, watch it!
- 191
- 00:11:33,727 --> 00:11:35,960
- The boy is practically
- a ghost already.
- 192
- 00:11:35,962 --> 00:11:37,796
- [chuckling]
- 193
- 00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:40,198
- What's the next bus
- leaving right now?
- 194
- 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,800
- [change rattling]
- 195
- 00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:49,140
- Bus 46 is pulling out,
- heading out west.
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- 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:50,742
- [Patrick] Yeah, that's fine.
- Ticket, please.
- 197
- 00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:52,210
- [dramatic music]
- 198
- 00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:12,197
- [Irish themed upbeat music]
- 199
- 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:53,037
- [bus driver] Last stop,
- Santa Fe, everybody off.
- 200
- 00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:00,545
- Please check around
- your own seats.
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- 00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:03,114
- Don't leave any
- belongings behind.
- 202
- 00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:17,362
- [upbeat music]
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- 00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:33,478
- [crowd whistling]
- 204
- 00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:46,858
- [man hollering]
- 205
- 00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:55,900
- [muffled talking]
- 206
- 00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:09,914
- [door creaking]
- 207
- 00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:12,083
- [Spanish themed
- acoustic guitar music]
- 208
- 00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:34,172
- Hello?
- 209
- 00:14:37,143 --> 00:14:40,111
- [fire crackling]
- 210
- 00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:46,584
- Welcome to Ortegas.
- 211
- 00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:48,653
- I'm Mrs. Ortega.
- 212
- 00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:50,255
- Need a room?
- 213
- 00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:54,359
- Yeah, well, um,
- that depends, Mrs. Ortega.
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- 00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:56,127
- How much?
- 215
- 00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:59,964
- Well, I'm having
- a special for 49.99
- 216
- 00:14:59,966 --> 00:15:02,300
- and that is breakfast included.
- 217
- 00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:05,169
- I'll show you, follow me.
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- 00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:09,607
- You like?
- 219
- 00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:10,675
- Uh, yes.
- 220
- 00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:13,344
- Uh, very much.
- 221
- 00:15:15,181 --> 00:15:17,382
- Can I have it for one night?
- 222
- 00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:19,083
- [sighs] Only one night?
- 223
- 00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:22,921
- Of course, why not.
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- 00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:24,022
- Yeah, my name is Pat by the way.
- 225
- 00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:26,141
- Pat Keeley.
- 226
- 00:15:26,142 --> 00:15:28,259
- Oh, please join me
- for lunch, Señor Keeley.
- 227
- 00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:29,394
- I made too much.
- 228
- 00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:31,195
- I'm used to cooking for two.
- 229
- 00:15:31,197 --> 00:15:32,997
- -So please?
- -Oh.
- 230
- 00:15:32,999 --> 00:15:34,599
- -You look hungry.
- -I'm starving,
- 231
- 00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:36,200
- -I just.
- -[laughs]
- 232
- 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,038
- Thanks very much, Mrs. O.
- 233
- 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,306
- -Oh.
- -It's very kind of you.
- 234
- 00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:45,009
- I hate to eat alone.
- 235
- 00:15:45,011 --> 00:15:48,713
- Ever since my husband died,
- if I don't have company
- 236
- 00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:51,382
- to eat with, I just don't eat.
- 237
- 00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:55,186
- You saved me from self-imposed
- starvation, you see?
- 238
- 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,690
- -[Mexican themed upbeat music]
- -[coughing]
- 239
- 00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:03,127
- The chili.
- 240
- 00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,963
- Oh, I should have known.
- 241
- 00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:06,664
- Oh, the chili.
- 242
- 00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:09,968
- Oh, ah.
- 243
- 00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,972
- [coughing]
- 244
- 00:16:13,974 --> 00:16:15,306
- -What is that?
- -Tequila.
- 245
- 00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:17,408
- Margarita, don't you like it?
- 246
- 00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:19,310
- -I wasn't expecting that.
- -Well, okay.
- 247
- 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:23,448
- Have some sopapilla with honey
- and that will cut the heat.
- 248
- 00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:28,619
- [sighs]
- 249
- 00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:30,088
- Thanks, Mrs. O.
- 250
- 00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:32,256
- -There.
- -[sighs]
- 251
- 00:16:32,258 --> 00:16:35,126
- Now see, that's better.
- 252
- 00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:39,497
- [sighs]
- 253
- 00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:41,532
- Are you here on holidays?
- 254
- 00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:45,536
- No. Yes... maybe?
- 255
- 00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:51,275
- Well, I think I, I think I'm
- going to go lie down for a nap.
- 256
- 00:16:51,277 --> 00:16:54,012
- It's been a long, long journey.
- 257
- 00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:57,749
- [groaning]
- 258
- 00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:00,385
- God.
- 259
- 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,789
- I'm pretty sure the woman
- just tried to poison me.
- 260
- 00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:06,491
- [gentle acoustic guitar music]
- 261
- 00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:08,459
- -[dogs howling]
- -[owls hooting]
- 262
- 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,544
- [owl hooting]
- 263
- 00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:33,351
- [groaning]
- 264
- 00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:52,203
- -[dog barking]
- -[coins clanking]
- 265
- 00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:54,806
- [phone beeping]
- 266
- 00:17:57,444 --> 00:17:59,444
- -[phone ringing]
- -[Joe] Yes?
- 267
- 00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:01,179
- -Joe?
- -Pat!
- 268
- 00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:02,780
- [dramatic music]
- 269
- 00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:04,782
- Where the hell are you?
- 270
- 00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:06,384
- Where the devil are you?!
- 271
- 00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:08,853
- Ah, Joe, so, um, I started
- doing what you asked
- 272
- 00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:11,155
- in delivering
- the cases, but, um,
- 273
- 00:18:11,157 --> 00:18:12,824
- but these guys started
- following me, Joe,
- 274
- 00:18:12,826 --> 00:18:14,792
- and then the police were
- coming straight at me.
- 275
- 00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:16,794
- So, I had to take
- a quick detour.
- 276
- 00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:19,097
- Do you still have the
- suitcases with you?!
- 277
- 00:18:19,165 --> 00:18:20,798
- I do, I, I, I have the cases.
- 278
- 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,467
- Um, and I haven't looked
- in them like you said.
- 279
- 00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:26,404
- No, you listen to me,
- get those suitcases back here.
- 280
- 00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:28,873
- I will bury you
- with my own bare hands!
- 281
- 00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:31,542
- Where the hell are ya?!
- 282
- 00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:36,114
- Joe, I'm in New-- I'm going to
- have to call you back, Joe.
- 283
- 00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:40,284
- [light dramatic music]
- 284
- 00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:47,625
- Okay,
- 285
- 00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:50,528
- 505.
- 286
- 00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:58,169
- [light suspenseful music]
- 287
- 00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:23,227
- [clears throat]
- 288
- 00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:28,432
- Fred is no longer with us.
- 289
- 00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:30,501
- Fred was untrustworthy.
- 290
- 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,170
- Lord....
- 291
- 00:19:33,239 --> 00:19:34,872
- please don't let that
- be Freddie in there.
- 292
- 00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:40,678
- [suspenseful music]
- 293
- 00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,783
- -[uplifting music]
- -That's not Fred!
- 294
- 00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:50,454
- That's not Fred!
- 295
- 00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:53,624
- Oh, sweet Lord on high.
- 296
- 00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:54,625
- Thank you for
- making the contents
- 297
- 00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:57,228
- of these here cases not Fred.
- 298
- 00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:01,933
- [Irish themed upbeat music]
- 299
- 00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:16,480
- [sighs]
- 300
- 00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:19,750
- One million.
- 301
- 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:22,653
- 300,000.
- 302
- 00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:26,290
- And two dollars.
- 303
- 00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:27,858
- Two dollars.
- 304
- 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,662
- [laughs] Oh, my.
- 305
- 00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:34,899
- Mrs. Ortega, Mrs. Ortega.
- 306
- 00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:37,702
- Make me some mashed
- potatoes and steak, yeah?
- 307
- 00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:40,304
- And some of those little
- pastry pillows with the honey?
- 308
- 00:20:40,306 --> 00:20:41,372
- But we don't have no steak.
- 309
- 00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:42,873
- We only have lamb chops.
- 310
- 00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:44,275
- -Wonderful.
- -[chuckles]
- 311
- 00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:45,876
- -Lamb chops for two.
- -Mm-hmm.
- 312
- 00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:48,012
- Won't you join me,
- Señora Ortega?
- 313
- 00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:49,313
- -Ooh.
- -It's on me.
- 314
- 00:20:49,315 --> 00:20:50,581
- -[gasping]
- -And now, missus,
- 315
- 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:51,983
- let's forget
- about the tequila, yeah?
- 316
- 00:20:51,985 --> 00:20:53,951
- -Oh.
- -Your finest bottle
- of champagne.
- 317
- 00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:56,487
- -Actually, make it two, Señora.
- -Oh.
- 318
- 00:20:56,489 --> 00:20:58,456
- -And then, Señora.
- -Uh huh?
- 319
- 00:20:58,458 --> 00:20:59,890
- I think I'm going to be
- staying here for a while.
- 320
- 00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:02,293
- -Hmm.
- -I like it here very much.
- 321
- 00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:04,495
- -I like that, too.
- -Very much indeed.
- 322
- 00:21:04,497 --> 00:21:06,664
- Hmm, a little nap did a whole
- 323
- 00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:09,033
- wide world of good,
- Señor Keeley.
- 324
- 00:21:09,035 --> 00:21:12,270
- [chuckling]
- Mrs., I'll tell you what,
- just goes to show you,
- 325
- 00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:14,472
- when the world seems at an end,
- 326
- 00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:16,340
- shut your eyes, open them again.
- 327
- 00:21:16,342 --> 00:21:17,441
- -[snaps fingers]
- -Hmm.
- 328
- 00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:19,577
- -And everything seems anew.
- -Mm-hmm.
- 329
- 00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:20,878
- -Oh, and, uh.
- -Uh huh?
- 330
- 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,280
- Hold the green
- chilies, will you?
- 331
- 00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:23,948
- -Please, madam?
- -Ah.
- 332
- 00:21:24,017 --> 00:21:25,483
- -This is excellent.
- -Yes, you like it?
- 333
- 00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:26,817
- Yes, I do, I like it.
- 334
- 00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:28,486
- ["I Wish You A Merry Christmas"]
- 335
- 00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:30,321
- [muffled talking]
- 336
- 00:21:36,829 --> 00:21:38,529
- -No.
- -With nobody to cook with.
- 337
- 00:21:38,531 --> 00:21:40,464
- [chuckling]
- 338
- 00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:42,300
- [muffled talking]
- 339
- 00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:46,437
- -Merry Christmas.
- -Merry Christmas.
- 340
- 00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:48,606
- [Mrs. Ortega]
- And Happy New Year.
- 341
- 00:21:48,608 --> 00:21:50,608
- Right, gentlemen.
- 342
- 00:21:51,444 --> 00:21:54,412
- I know where last
- month's drop is.
- 343
- 00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:56,447
- Santa Fe, New Mexico.
- 344
- 00:21:56,449 --> 00:21:57,448
- We're going to Mexico?
- 345
- 00:21:57,450 --> 00:21:59,684
- No, New Mexico. That's a state.
- 346
- 00:21:59,686 --> 00:22:01,585
- Mexico's a country,
- two different places.
- 347
- 00:22:01,587 --> 00:22:02,853
- -Yeah, boss?
- -Go there.
- 348
- 00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:05,990
- Bring back the money,
- but leave the kid there.
- 349
- 00:22:07,060 --> 00:22:08,359
- Leave him there?
- 350
- 00:22:08,361 --> 00:22:09,427
- What do you mean, boss?
- 351
- 00:22:09,429 --> 00:22:10,795
- He could squeal.
- 352
- 00:22:10,797 --> 00:22:13,664
- When I say leave him there,
- I mean get rid of him.
- 353
- 00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:15,933
- How do you want us
- to do this, boss?
- 354
- 00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:17,968
- You know I really do not care.
- 355
- 00:22:19,472 --> 00:22:22,606
- Humanely. No, no, no,
- strike that, strike that.
- 356
- 00:22:22,608 --> 00:22:23,974
- He's giving me personal grief.
- 357
- 00:22:24,043 --> 00:22:27,912
- So, as inhumanely as
- ticks your fancy,
- 358
- 00:22:27,914 --> 00:22:30,715
- but just make
- sure that it is done right.
- 359
- 00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:36,387
- Now these are your
- plane tickets to Albuquerque.
- 360
- 00:22:36,456 --> 00:22:40,691
- You take the train from
- Albuquerque to Santa Fe.
- 361
- 00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:41,759
- Right?
- 362
- 00:22:41,761 --> 00:22:43,894
- -[light music]
- -[birds chirping]
- 363
- 00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:51,035
- [sniffing]
- 364
- 00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:52,103
- Good Lord.
- 365
- 00:22:54,374 --> 00:22:58,843
- Well, 10,000 dollars,
- technically is mine.
- 366
- 00:23:00,747 --> 00:23:02,880
- I mean, I'm going to get it
- back to Joe at some point.
- 367
- 00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:05,883
- Eventually.
- 368
- 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:08,953
- Consider it an advance.
- 369
- 00:23:09,622 --> 00:23:12,089
- -[soft music]
- -Morning, Mrs. O.
- 370
- 00:23:14,460 --> 00:23:19,530
- Uh, Señora, tell me this.
- Where would a young man on
- the town get some nice threads?
- 371
- 00:23:19,532 --> 00:23:21,999
- -Huh?
- -Oh, clothe.
- 372
- 00:23:22,001 --> 00:23:24,535
- At the mall.
- That's the best place.
- 373
- 00:23:24,537 --> 00:23:25,536
- Many shops.
- 374
- 00:23:26,439 --> 00:23:27,838
- I can drive you.
- 375
- 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:29,940
- Well, that'd be great, yeah.
- Thanks very much, Señora.
- 376
- 00:23:30,009 --> 00:23:31,075
- Perfect.
- 377
- 00:23:51,664 --> 00:23:53,631
- -[upbeat music]
- -[muffled talking]
- 378
- 00:24:01,174 --> 00:24:03,140
- [Irish themed upbeat music]
- 379
- 00:24:21,627 --> 00:24:22,726
- Woo.
- 380
- 00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:28,866
- [laughs]
- 381
- 00:24:29,735 --> 00:24:30,668
- I like it.
- 382
- 00:24:39,045 --> 00:24:40,044
- That'll do.
- 383
- 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:10,040
- [phone beeping]
- 384
- 00:25:10,710 --> 00:25:12,843
- I'll just clear up
- this entire thing with Joe.
- 385
- 00:25:12,845 --> 00:25:13,844
- Get the money back to him.
- 386
- 00:25:13,846 --> 00:25:14,912
- He'll understand.
- 387
- 00:25:14,981 --> 00:25:16,747
- [phone ringing]
- 388
- 00:25:16,749 --> 00:25:17,681
- Yes?
- 389
- 00:25:18,618 --> 00:25:20,050
- Oh, it's you, is it?
- 390
- 00:25:20,052 --> 00:25:21,986
- No, you shut up
- and listen to me.
- 391
- 00:25:21,988 --> 00:25:24,288
- You thick Mick,
- do you seriously think
- 392
- 00:25:24,290 --> 00:25:26,557
- you can steal from me, eh?
- 393
- 00:25:26,559 --> 00:25:28,792
- Nobody does that, nobody!
- 394
- 00:25:29,262 --> 00:25:32,730
- Now it may please you to know
- that two associates of mine
- 395
- 00:25:32,732 --> 00:25:34,932
- left last night
- to track you down.
- 396
- 00:25:34,934 --> 00:25:38,903
- You see, I happen to know
- where exactly you are.
- 397
- 00:25:40,806 --> 00:25:42,873
- Don't ask me how.
- 398
- 00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:45,976
- You are in Santa Fe, New Mexico.
- 399
- 00:25:45,978 --> 00:25:49,914
- So believe me, it's not going
- to be the police that gets here
- 400
- 00:25:49,916 --> 00:25:53,851
- or the immigration
- authorities, it will be me.
- 401
- 00:25:54,587 --> 00:25:56,086
- And don't even think
- about going to the police
- 402
- 00:25:56,088 --> 00:25:59,723
- because I have tentacles
- that can reach into any
- 403
- 00:25:59,725 --> 00:26:02,560
- jail cell anywhere in the world.
- 404
- 00:26:02,562 --> 00:26:05,796
- So, I just wanted to say this
- to you, Merry Christmas,
- 405
- 00:26:05,798 --> 00:26:09,633
- and do enjoy the last
- few hours of your life!
- 406
- 00:26:09,635 --> 00:26:11,035
- [phone line cuts off]
- 407
- 00:26:12,071 --> 00:26:13,304
- [dramatic music]
- 408
- 00:26:23,649 --> 00:26:25,649
- -Oh.
- -[groaning]
- 409
- 00:26:25,651 --> 00:26:28,285
- -I'm so sorry, Miss.
- Let me help you.
- -Help, you want to help me?
- 410
- 00:26:28,287 --> 00:26:30,187
- Help me find a Santa Claus.
- 411
- 00:26:30,189 --> 00:26:32,957
- We just lost ours and look
- at that line of kids.
- 412
- 00:26:32,959 --> 00:26:35,259
- Flaky actors, I hired
- that guy six months ago,
- 413
- 00:26:35,261 --> 00:26:37,761
- and he just doesn't
- even show? [sighs]
- 414
- 00:26:37,763 --> 00:26:39,330
- -He's coming.
- -Where's Santa?
- 415
- 00:26:39,332 --> 00:26:41,832
- [sighs] It's like--
- wait a minute.
- 416
- 00:26:43,002 --> 00:26:45,235
- You'd do just fine.
- 417
- 00:26:45,237 --> 00:26:47,004
- Oh, no, no, no, miss,
- I've got to go--
- 418
- 00:26:47,006 --> 00:26:48,205
- -No, no, no.
- You're perfect.
- -No, I can't.
- 419
- 00:26:48,274 --> 00:26:49,940
- Everything okay here, Emily?
- 420
- 00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:52,876
- I was just explaining to our
- new Santa Claus here where
- 421
- 00:26:52,878 --> 00:26:54,712
- he can change into a suit.
- 422
- 00:26:54,714 --> 00:26:56,814
- -Right, Santa?
- -Yeah.
- 423
- 00:26:56,816 --> 00:26:58,148
- -Yeah.
- -That's right, officer.
- 424
- 00:26:58,150 --> 00:26:59,883
- Okay, come on.
- 425
- 00:27:04,256 --> 00:27:05,923
- What am I doing?
- 426
- 00:27:20,673 --> 00:27:23,240
- [suspenseful music]
- 427
- 00:27:29,949 --> 00:27:32,016
- Wait, this is brilliant.
- 428
- 00:27:35,921 --> 00:27:37,888
- I can hide in plain sight.
- 429
- 00:27:37,957 --> 00:27:40,858
- [phone buzzing]
- 430
- 00:27:45,264 --> 00:27:46,263
- Yes, sir.
- 431
- 00:27:48,067 --> 00:27:50,200
- Yes, sir, Agent Martinez
- is right here with me.
- 432
- 00:27:51,404 --> 00:27:52,703
- Yes, we were briefed
- this afternoon.
- 433
- 00:27:52,705 --> 00:27:54,071
- We know who we're looking for.
- 434
- 00:27:57,109 --> 00:27:59,276
- We can be in
- Santa Fe in one hour.
- 435
- 00:28:00,813 --> 00:28:02,312
- We're on our way now.
- 436
- 00:28:02,314 --> 00:28:03,247
- Sir?
- 437
- 00:28:07,820 --> 00:28:09,219
- [sighs]
- 438
- 00:28:10,289 --> 00:28:12,156
- Okay, just put this.
- 439
- 00:28:13,426 --> 00:28:14,758
- [Emily] Ooh.
- 440
- 00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:18,028
- [groans] Make it kind of--
- yeah, that's good.
- 441
- 00:28:19,465 --> 00:28:21,432
- -Well.
- -Wiretap confirmation.
- 442
- 00:28:21,434 --> 00:28:23,434
- We have two of
- O'Brian's gang members
- 443
- 00:28:23,436 --> 00:28:25,102
- making their way up
- to Santa Fe now.
- 444
- 00:28:25,104 --> 00:28:26,704
- O'Brian with 'em?
- 445
- 00:28:26,772 --> 00:28:29,807
- Nope, for now, it's just
- Jim Kelly and Sebastian Shew.
- 446
- 00:28:29,809 --> 00:28:31,241
- -Oh.
- -We also do have video
- 447
- 00:28:31,243 --> 00:28:33,711
- surveillance footage of
- a white male, six feet tall,
- 448
- 00:28:33,713 --> 00:28:35,245
- dark hair,
- leaving out of O'Brian's
- 449
- 00:28:35,247 --> 00:28:37,014
- carrying two black briefcases.
- 450
- 00:28:37,083 --> 00:28:38,816
- You're not a psycho
- or anything, are you?
- 451
- 00:28:38,818 --> 00:28:40,250
- You don't look like a psycho.
- 452
- 00:28:40,252 --> 00:28:41,819
- I'm Emily, by the way.
- 453
- 00:28:41,821 --> 00:28:43,287
- Yes, I gathered
- that you are Emily.
- 454
- 00:28:43,355 --> 00:28:44,955
- -I'm Pat, Pat Keeley.
- -[children cheering]
- 455
- 00:28:44,957 --> 00:28:46,790
- And, uh, no, I'm not a psycho.
- 456
- 00:28:46,792 --> 00:28:48,058
- Yeah. I kind of
- figured you weren't.
- 457
- 00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:49,760
- -Pleased to meet you, Pat.
- -Nice to meet you.
- 458
- 00:28:49,762 --> 00:28:52,129
- Ah, you look perfect.
- 459
- 00:28:52,131 --> 00:28:53,731
- We'll take care of your
- paperwork later today.
- 460
- 00:28:53,733 --> 00:28:55,899
- That way, if you work out,
- we can get you paid.
- 461
- 00:28:55,901 --> 00:28:57,101
- Okay.
- 462
- 00:28:57,103 --> 00:28:58,969
- [children talking
- over each other]
- 463
- 00:28:58,971 --> 00:29:00,037
- All right.
- 464
- 00:29:03,876 --> 00:29:08,312
- Whatever you do, don't show
- fear, or they'll tear you apart.
- 465
- 00:29:09,849 --> 00:29:12,282
- Nice accent, by the way.
- It's a charming touch.
- 466
- 00:29:12,351 --> 00:29:14,318
- [light music]
- 467
- 00:29:15,387 --> 00:29:17,254
- Blood-thirsty maniac
- little children
- 468
- 00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:22,126
- or be killed by what's probably
- a gangster and his thugs,
- 469
- 00:29:22,928 --> 00:29:24,928
- skinned alive by the sharks.
- 470
- 00:29:24,930 --> 00:29:26,296
- -Ha.
- -[Emily] Here we go.
- 471
- 00:29:26,298 --> 00:29:29,533
- [Patrick] And what would you
- like for Christmas, little girl?
- 472
- 00:29:31,203 --> 00:29:33,137
- -Okay.
- -[woman] Smile.
- 473
- 00:29:33,906 --> 00:29:35,372
- [camera clicking]
- 474
- 00:29:35,374 --> 00:29:37,141
- ["Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy"
- by Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky]
- 475
- 00:29:37,143 --> 00:29:38,075
- Yes.
- 476
- 00:29:39,879 --> 00:29:41,345
- Yeah.
- 477
- 00:29:41,347 --> 00:29:42,813
- This is going
- really well, Emily.
- 478
- 00:29:42,815 --> 00:29:44,114
- [Emily] Next, okay.
- 479
- 00:29:44,116 --> 00:29:45,315
- [Patrick] Thanks.
- 480
- 00:29:45,317 --> 00:29:46,950
- [Emily] Thank you so much.
- 481
- 00:29:49,488 --> 00:29:52,022
- All right. Tell Santa what
- you want for Christmas?
- 482
- 00:29:54,026 --> 00:29:55,926
- Have a good think, now,
- think long and hard.
- 483
- 00:29:55,995 --> 00:29:57,795
- And I want an airplane.
- 484
- 00:29:57,797 --> 00:30:01,398
- One that flies,
- and a speedboat, and a yacht.
- 485
- 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:03,867
- A yacht isn't the same thing
- as a speedboat, you know.
- 486
- 00:30:03,936 --> 00:30:06,203
- [speaking gibberish]
- 487
- 00:30:06,205 --> 00:30:08,105
- [Patrick] Really, nice!
- 488
- 00:30:08,107 --> 00:30:10,240
- [speaking gibberish]
- 489
- 00:30:15,347 --> 00:30:17,948
- And a candy factory
- and an elephant.
- 490
- 00:30:17,950 --> 00:30:20,584
- A real elephant,
- not one of those stuffed toys.
- 491
- 00:30:20,586 --> 00:30:23,053
- A real live elephant.
- 492
- 00:30:23,122 --> 00:30:26,223
- [speaking gibberish]
- 493
- 00:30:28,394 --> 00:30:30,460
- Then it don't work,
- it don't work.
- 494
- 00:30:30,529 --> 00:30:31,995
- Merry Christmas, little buddy.
- 495
- 00:30:31,997 --> 00:30:33,530
- What do you want from
- Santa this year?
- 496
- 00:30:33,532 --> 00:30:34,598
- Oh.
- 497
- 00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:36,834
- He can have fire.
- 498
- 00:30:37,469 --> 00:30:39,369
- -He has fire?
- -Yeah.
- 499
- 00:30:39,371 --> 00:30:41,371
- That's an interesting
- choice of present.
- 500
- 00:30:41,373 --> 00:30:43,106
- -Yeah.
- -Mm-hmm.
- 501
- 00:30:43,108 --> 00:30:45,943
- Uh, [clears throat],
- I can't make any promises.
- 502
- 00:30:48,914 --> 00:30:50,280
- I don't really know.
- 503
- 00:30:51,016 --> 00:30:51,949
- You don't know?
- 504
- 00:30:52,017 --> 00:30:53,851
- Hey, are you listening to me?
- 505
- 00:30:53,853 --> 00:30:56,620
- Santa, I think you should
- be writing this down.
- 506
- 00:30:56,622 --> 00:30:59,356
- My dad's a lawyer, you know?
- If I don't get what I want,
- 507
- 00:30:59,358 --> 00:31:01,558
- he's going to sue
- the pants off you, fat man.
- 508
- 00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:03,393
- -[groaning]
- -Merry Christmas!
- 509
- 00:31:03,462 --> 00:31:04,461
- [camera clicking]
- 510
- 00:31:04,463 --> 00:31:06,296
- -[child crying]
- -Hello.
- 511
- 00:31:06,298 --> 00:31:07,431
- What do you want for Christmas?
- 512
- 00:31:07,433 --> 00:31:09,900
- [child crying]
- 513
- 00:31:13,339 --> 00:31:18,408
- ¶ Up on the housetop
- Reindeer paws ¶
- 514
- 00:31:18,410 --> 00:31:23,380
- ¶ Out jumps good
- Old Santa Claus ¶
- 515
- 00:31:23,449 --> 00:31:27,217
- ¶ Down through the chimney
- With lots of toys ¶
- 516
- 00:31:27,653 --> 00:31:30,320
- ¶ All for the little
- Girls and boys ¶
- 517
- 00:31:30,389 --> 00:31:32,923
- ¶ Ho, ho, ho, who wouldn't go ¶
- 518
- 00:31:32,925 --> 00:31:35,626
- ¶ Ho, ho, ho, who wouldn't go ¶
- 519
- 00:31:35,895 --> 00:31:38,228
- ¶ Up on the housetop
- Click, click, click ¶
- 520
- 00:31:38,297 --> 00:31:41,064
- ¶ Down through the chimney
- With old Saint Nick ¶
- 521
- 00:31:43,235 --> 00:31:45,936
- [Patrick] Well, done,
- Merry Christmas.
- 522
- 00:31:46,005 --> 00:31:48,338
- ¶ Look in the stocking
- Little Bill ¶
- 523
- 00:31:48,340 --> 00:31:50,908
- ¶ All you see
- What a glorious fill ¶
- 524
- 00:31:50,910 --> 00:31:53,243
- ¶ Here is a hammer
- And lots of tacks ¶
- 525
- 00:31:53,245 --> 00:31:55,679
- ¶ A whistle and a ball
- And a whip that cracks ¶
- 526
- 00:31:55,681 --> 00:31:58,215
- ¶ Ho, ho, ho, who wouldn't go ¶
- 527
- 00:31:58,217 --> 00:32:00,918
- ¶ Ho, ho, ho, who wouldn't go ¶
- 528
- 00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:03,320
- ¶ Up on the housetop
- Click, click, click ¶
- 529
- 00:32:03,322 --> 00:32:06,156
- ¶ Down through the chimney
- With old Saint Nick ¶
- 530
- 00:32:06,158 --> 00:32:07,090
- [cheering]
- 531
- 00:32:07,092 --> 00:32:08,492
- -Yay.
- -Go, Santa!
- 532
- 00:32:08,494 --> 00:32:10,560
- Well done! Give me a hug.
- 533
- 00:32:12,698 --> 00:32:14,197
- Merry Christmas, son.
- 534
- 00:32:14,199 --> 00:32:15,432
- -Merry Christmas, Santa.
- -Bye.
- 535
- 00:32:15,434 --> 00:32:17,100
- Merry Christmas.
- 536
- 00:32:17,703 --> 00:32:20,337
- Oh, wow, wow, wow.
- 537
- 00:32:20,339 --> 00:32:22,706
- You were surprisingly
- great, like,
- 538
- 00:32:22,708 --> 00:32:24,441
- way better than that
- other actor I hired.
- 539
- 00:32:26,578 --> 00:32:29,012
- Are you up for it
- again tomorrow?
- 540
- 00:32:29,014 --> 00:32:31,114
- And, for say,
- the next couple of weeks
- 541
- 00:32:31,115 --> 00:32:33,215
- up until Christmas Eve?
- Will we see you tomorrow?
- 542
- 00:32:33,218 --> 00:32:34,351
- Please, please, please.
- 543
- 00:32:34,353 --> 00:32:36,720
- -Sure, why not.
- -Oh, thank you.
- 544
- 00:32:36,989 --> 00:32:39,156
- -Let me get your paperwork
- to fill out, okay?
- -Uh, actually, Emily.
- 545
- 00:32:39,158 --> 00:32:42,426
- Is it, is it, um, is it
- okay if I take it home?
- 546
- 00:32:42,428 --> 00:32:44,561
- Sorry, I'm just really tired,
- It's been a long day.
- 547
- 00:32:44,563 --> 00:32:48,665
- Sure, no problem.
- Just make sure you bring it
- back with you tomorrow, okay?
- 548
- 00:32:48,667 --> 00:32:50,701
- -I will.
- -I can't get you paid
- without it, don't forget.
- 549
- 00:32:50,703 --> 00:32:52,102
- -I won't.
- -Okay.
- 550
- 00:32:52,104 --> 00:32:54,104
- -Thank you, Emily.
- -Thank you for today.
- 551
- 00:32:54,106 --> 00:32:55,605
- -Thanks, Officer Ryan.
- -[Emily sighs]
- 552
- 00:32:57,476 --> 00:32:59,176
- Wow, wow.
- 553
- 00:32:59,178 --> 00:33:00,077
- -Right?
- -He was so good.
- 554
- 00:33:00,079 --> 00:33:01,011
- [chuckles]
- 555
- 00:33:01,013 --> 00:33:02,980
- -Surprised me.
- -Yeah.
- 556
- 00:33:03,048 --> 00:33:04,748
- [people talking over each other]
- 557
- 00:33:12,725 --> 00:33:13,724
- [door clanking]
- 558
- 00:33:13,726 --> 00:33:15,225
- -Ah!
- -Ah!
- 559
- 00:33:16,228 --> 00:33:17,394
- It's okay, Mrs. O. It's me, Pat.
- 560
- 00:33:17,396 --> 00:33:20,063
- Oh, you gave me a fright.
- 561
- 00:33:20,065 --> 00:33:21,765
- Sneaking up on me like that.
- 562
- 00:33:21,767 --> 00:33:23,567
- And what with the disguise?
- 563
- 00:33:23,568 --> 00:33:25,368
- Or are you just that taken
- with the Christmas spirit?
- 564
- 00:33:26,005 --> 00:33:27,170
- Well,
- 565
- 00:33:27,473 --> 00:33:29,306
- I kind of got
- a job today unexpectedly.
- 566
- 00:33:29,375 --> 00:33:31,274
- The mall manager asked me
- to be their Santa Claus.
- 567
- 00:33:31,276 --> 00:33:33,310
- -[gasping]
- -I know, it's just,
- 568
- 00:33:33,312 --> 00:33:35,012
- they couldn't find one
- and they were tight on time.
- 569
- 00:33:35,014 --> 00:33:37,014
- So, I ended up
- being their Santa.
- 570
- 00:33:37,649 --> 00:33:39,416
- Yeah, I mean, I actually
- worked pretty late
- 571
- 00:33:39,418 --> 00:33:40,784
- so I just walked home.
- 572
- 00:33:40,786 --> 00:33:43,187
- It's not that far, Señora.
- 573
- 00:33:43,188 --> 00:33:45,589
- Well, we can't be without
- a Santa this close to Christmas.
- 574
- 00:33:45,591 --> 00:33:48,792
- -That is true.
- -That will be a disaster.
- 575
- 00:33:48,794 --> 00:33:51,595
- My friend, Officer Ryan,
- he works at the mall too,
- 576
- 00:33:51,597 --> 00:33:55,232
- you know, for the holidays,
- for extra cash,
- 577
- 00:33:55,234 --> 00:33:57,801
- I need to bring him
- some of my green chili.
- 578
- 00:33:57,803 --> 00:33:59,336
- It's his favorite.
- 579
- 00:34:00,172 --> 00:34:02,773
- Yes, fantastic stuff
- that green chili.
- 580
- 00:34:02,775 --> 00:34:04,441
- [Mrs. Ortega chuckles]
- 581
- 00:34:04,443 --> 00:34:06,309
- I'll take him some
- on Christmas Eve.
- 582
- 00:34:06,311 --> 00:34:08,578
- I know he's working that night.
- 583
- 00:34:08,580 --> 00:34:11,048
- Hmm, that will cheer him.
- 584
- 00:34:11,750 --> 00:34:15,218
- [chuckles nervously] I ran into
- that good officer today.
- 585
- 00:34:15,220 --> 00:34:16,753
- -Oh, yeah?
- -Yeah, he's memorable, that one.
- 586
- 00:34:16,755 --> 00:34:18,455
- -Hmm.
- -You know, ma'am,
- I have actually
- 587
- 00:34:18,457 --> 00:34:20,390
- a couple of things to do
- in my room. So, I'll just
- catch you later.
- 588
- 00:34:20,391 --> 00:34:22,324
- Would you like something to eat?
- 589
- 00:34:22,327 --> 00:34:24,394
- Uh, no thanks, ma'am.
- It's okay, thank you, thanks.
- 590
- 00:34:24,396 --> 00:34:25,979
- Okay, well, I'm going
- to retire myself.
- 591
- 00:34:25,980 --> 00:34:27,563
- -It's been a long day.
- -Okay.
- 592
- 00:34:30,369 --> 00:34:32,269
- [light suspenseful music]
- 593
- 00:34:40,212 --> 00:34:41,845
- [thudding]
- 594
- 00:34:46,618 --> 00:34:49,252
- Well, hey, where is he?
- He could be anywhere.
- 595
- 00:34:49,254 --> 00:34:51,388
- Yeah, not too many places
- to hide in this town.
- 596
- 00:34:51,390 --> 00:34:53,590
- It's the size of
- a postage stamp.
- 597
- 00:34:53,592 --> 00:34:55,425
- Well, that's--
- yeah, if he's still even here.
- 598
- 00:34:55,427 --> 00:34:57,094
- Oh, he's here, the boss just
- texted a little a while ago.
- 599
- 00:34:57,096 --> 00:34:59,696
- Said that kid called from
- a 505 area code again,
- 600
- 00:34:59,698 --> 00:35:01,631
- that rat's here
- somewhere I can feel it.
- 601
- 00:35:01,633 --> 00:35:03,467
- Well, I mean, let's go
- to where the action is,
- 602
- 00:35:03,469 --> 00:35:04,835
- maybe he's trying to lose
- himself in a crowd.
- 603
- 00:35:04,837 --> 00:35:06,236
- Well, there's some
- lights down there,
- 604
- 00:35:06,238 --> 00:35:07,571
- that must be the center
- of this village
- 605
- 00:35:07,573 --> 00:35:08,805
- or whatever they call it.
- 606
- 00:35:08,807 --> 00:35:10,774
- Maybe there's a restaurant,
- I'm starving.
- 607
- 00:35:10,776 --> 00:35:12,309
- [Jim] Hold your horses,
- we'll eat later.
- 608
- 00:35:12,311 --> 00:35:14,144
- -[Seb] I could eat a horse.
- -You're sick.
- 609
- 00:35:14,146 --> 00:35:15,278
- [Seb] Well, I think
- I ate one once.
- 610
- 00:35:15,347 --> 00:35:16,847
- [triumphant music]
- 611
- 00:35:24,423 --> 00:35:26,456
- [sighs]
- 612
- 00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:28,291
- [festive music]
- 613
- 00:35:29,895 --> 00:35:32,262
- [muffled talking]
- 614
- 00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:36,833
- [camera clicks]
- 615
- 00:35:53,886 --> 00:35:55,886
- All right, you're off to a Merry
- Christmas, darling, yeah?
- 616
- 00:35:55,888 --> 00:35:57,187
- -Have a good one.
- -Thank you.
- 617
- 00:35:57,189 --> 00:35:58,288
- -Bye, now.
- -Bye now.
- 618
- 00:35:58,290 --> 00:35:59,222
- See you.
- 619
- 00:35:59,858 --> 00:36:01,291
- You need a little break?
- 620
- 00:36:01,293 --> 00:36:02,325
- Yeah, okay.
- 621
- 00:36:02,327 --> 00:36:03,527
- [sighs]
- 622
- 00:36:03,529 --> 00:36:05,896
- Santa will be back
- in 15 minutes, kids.
- 623
- 00:36:05,898 --> 00:36:07,397
- -Okay?
- -[kids groaning]
- 624
- 00:36:07,399 --> 00:36:08,865
- Come on, let's go get
- you some hot chocolate.
- 625
- 00:36:08,867 --> 00:36:10,400
- I know Santa will be right back.
- 626
- 00:36:10,402 --> 00:36:12,636
- He just, he needs
- a little break.
- 627
- 00:36:12,638 --> 00:36:15,739
- ¶ Oh, what fun it is
- To ride in a one horse-- ¶
- 628
- 00:36:15,741 --> 00:36:17,574
- [Emily] Here you go,
- here's your hot chocolate.
- 629
- 00:36:17,576 --> 00:36:19,576
- Thank you,
- that's very kind of you.
- 630
- 00:36:20,612 --> 00:36:22,345
- You are really
- very great with them.
- 631
- 00:36:22,347 --> 00:36:24,281
- I am so happy you
- agreed to do this.
- 632
- 00:36:24,283 --> 00:36:27,584
- I mean, we were in a real pinch.
- 633
- 00:36:27,586 --> 00:36:29,853
- Emily, I'm actually loving this.
- 634
- 00:36:29,922 --> 00:36:31,655
- -Yeah?
- -I'm having a great time.
- 635
- 00:36:31,657 --> 00:36:32,622
- -Yeah.
- -I'm really glad.
- 636
- 00:36:32,624 --> 00:36:33,790
- -Yes.
- -Oh, do you have
- 637
- 00:36:33,792 --> 00:36:35,358
- your employee
- paperwork filled out?
- 638
- 00:36:36,962 --> 00:36:38,695
- Uh, no, I don't, no.
- 639
- 00:36:38,697 --> 00:36:42,499
- Oh, Pat, I need your tax form
- completed so I can pay you.
- 640
- 00:36:42,568 --> 00:36:44,768
- No, [stuttering],
- you don't need to pay me.
- 641
- 00:36:44,770 --> 00:36:46,403
- I'm happy to
- volunteer, honestly.
- 642
- 00:36:46,405 --> 00:36:48,271
- -I really am.
- -I can't let you do that.
- 643
- 00:36:48,273 --> 00:36:50,307
- I mean, I practically kidnapped
- you against your will
- 644
- 00:36:50,309 --> 00:36:51,908
- to do this in the first place.
- 645
- 00:36:51,910 --> 00:36:54,978
- Emily, look at it as a friend
- helping a friend, yeah?
- 646
- 00:36:54,980 --> 00:36:58,281
- Christmas gift. Me helping
- the damsel in distress.
- 647
- 00:36:59,351 --> 00:37:01,618
- That is really,
- very generous of you.
- 648
- 00:37:01,620 --> 00:37:04,254
- I mean, we're taking up
- so much of your time.
- 649
- 00:37:05,290 --> 00:37:08,291
- Look, please, can I at
- least take you to dinner?
- 650
- 00:37:09,761 --> 00:37:11,828
- Um, yeah.
- 651
- 00:37:11,830 --> 00:37:13,530
- Sure, why not?
- 652
- 00:37:13,532 --> 00:37:14,965
- -Yeah?
- -Yeah.
- 653
- 00:37:14,967 --> 00:37:17,300
- Yeah, great. Uh, we can have
- dinner tomorrow night.
- 654
- 00:37:17,302 --> 00:37:19,002
- It's Sunday and we close early.
- 655
- 00:37:19,004 --> 00:37:21,504
- Uh, meet me at the plaza,
- let's say six o'clock?
- 656
- 00:37:23,675 --> 00:37:25,542
- -Sounds good.
- -Okay.
- 657
- 00:37:31,283 --> 00:37:32,015
- [Emily] Hmm.
- 658
- 00:37:34,886 --> 00:37:35,986
- Should we go?
- 659
- 00:37:35,988 --> 00:37:38,755
- -Yes, yes, goin' now.
- -Yeah.
- 660
- 00:37:38,757 --> 00:37:39,756
- [Emily] Just go to the kids.
- 661
- 00:37:39,758 --> 00:37:40,991
- -Beard.
- -Oh, yeah.
- 662
- 00:37:41,260 --> 00:37:43,426
- -Yup, see you out there.
- -[light music]
- 663
- 00:37:45,931 --> 00:37:47,797
- -[muffled talking]
- -[sighs]
- 664
- 00:37:47,799 --> 00:37:49,866
- [Patrick] What am
- I going to do now?
- 665
- 00:37:50,636 --> 00:37:52,569
- Can't go out with Emily
- wearing the Santa suit.
- 666
- 00:37:53,338 --> 00:37:54,971
- What if someone recognizes me?
- 667
- 00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:56,740
- [soft music]
- 668
- 00:38:03,582 --> 00:38:05,482
- [Patrick] Mrs. Ortega, I'm back.
- 669
- 00:38:19,898 --> 00:38:21,598
- Oh, Mrs. Ortega.
- 670
- 00:38:24,002 --> 00:38:26,403
- I'm sorry, Señor Pat.
- 671
- 00:38:27,673 --> 00:38:29,806
- I normally don't do this.
- 672
- 00:38:32,844 --> 00:38:34,778
- But this time of the year...
- 673
- 00:38:38,717 --> 00:38:40,817
- I'm so lonely.
- 674
- 00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:42,886
- [sniffling]
- 675
- 00:38:43,822 --> 00:38:47,424
- It reminds me. [crying]
- 676
- 00:38:49,795 --> 00:38:52,462
- [somber music]
- 677
- 00:38:59,438 --> 00:39:03,907
- ¶ Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ra ¶
- 678
- 00:39:03,909 --> 00:39:08,478
- ¶ Too-ra-loo-ra-li ¶
- 679
- 00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:12,415
- ¶ Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-Ra ¶
- 680
- 00:39:12,984 --> 00:39:16,853
- ¶ Hush now, don't you cry ¶
- 681
- 00:39:17,789 --> 00:39:21,791
- ¶ Over in Killarney ¶
- 682
- 00:39:21,793 --> 00:39:26,629
- ¶ Many years ago ¶
- 683
- 00:39:26,631 --> 00:39:30,834
- ¶ My mother sang
- This song to me ¶
- 684
- 00:39:30,836 --> 00:39:35,405
- ¶ In tones so sweet and low ¶
- 685
- 00:39:35,807 --> 00:39:40,477
- ¶ Just a simple little ditty ¶
- 686
- 00:39:40,479 --> 00:39:44,981
- ¶ In her good old Irish way ¶
- 687
- 00:39:44,983 --> 00:39:49,586
- ¶ And I'd give the world
- If she could sing ¶
- 688
- 00:39:49,588 --> 00:39:54,824
- ¶ That song to me this day ¶
- 689
- 00:39:54,826 --> 00:39:59,662
- ¶ Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ra ¶
- 690
- 00:39:59,664 --> 00:40:04,534
- ¶ Too-ra-loo-ra-li ¶
- 691
- 00:40:04,536 --> 00:40:08,838
- ¶ Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ra ¶
- 692
- 00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:14,711
- ¶ It's an Irish lullaby ¶
- 693
- 00:40:18,049 --> 00:40:20,784
- [gentle music]
- 694
- 00:40:53,852 --> 00:40:57,053
- [light dramatic music]
- 695
- 00:41:03,562 --> 00:41:05,795
- [soft music]
- 696
- 00:41:24,883 --> 00:41:26,149
- Hola, my son.
- 697
- 00:41:27,786 --> 00:41:29,786
- What brings you in at this hour?
- 698
- 00:41:30,622 --> 00:41:32,589
- Saw in a movie once that, um,
- 699
- 00:41:32,591 --> 00:41:34,824
- devilish beings
- can't go to church.
- 700
- 00:41:35,660 --> 00:41:37,026
- It's a sanctuary.
- 701
- 00:41:38,964 --> 00:41:42,232
- So I suppose I'm here
- for that, a sanctuary.
- 702
- 00:41:42,834 --> 00:41:45,001
- Santa Fe in English
- means holy faith.
- 703
- 00:41:46,538 --> 00:41:49,038
- So I think it's unlikely
- you'll find any monsters
- 704
- 00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:50,607
- in such a holy city.
- 705
- 00:41:52,511 --> 00:41:55,879
- Tell me, are you a man
- of faith, my son?
- 706
- 00:41:57,682 --> 00:41:59,015
- I was raised in
- a church, Father.
- 707
- 00:41:59,017 --> 00:42:01,985
- But I haven't been
- here in years.
- 708
- 00:42:01,987 --> 00:42:03,086
- It's okay.
- 709
- 00:42:03,088 --> 00:42:04,621
- You're here now.
- 710
- 00:42:05,891 --> 00:42:07,056
- Oh, [chuckles],
- 711
- 00:42:07,792 --> 00:42:10,059
- I'm Padre Esteban, by the way.
- 712
- 00:42:10,061 --> 00:42:11,794
- Pat.
- 713
- 00:42:14,266 --> 00:42:15,965
- You seem troubled, Pat.
- 714
- 00:42:16,968 --> 00:42:18,201
- You want to talk about it?
- 715
- 00:42:19,204 --> 00:42:20,937
- I'm a good listener.
- 716
- 00:42:20,939 --> 00:42:22,705
- It's part of the job.
- 717
- 00:42:22,774 --> 00:42:25,542
- -[light music]
- -Well... [sighs]
- 718
- 00:42:27,646 --> 00:42:29,612
- I've gotten myself into
- a real pickle, Father.
- 719
- 00:42:30,649 --> 00:42:31,981
- That's my fault.
- 720
- 00:42:33,318 --> 00:42:35,818
- I did something
- I knew it was wrong,
- 721
- 00:42:35,820 --> 00:42:37,186
- but I agreed to do it anyway.
- 722
- 00:42:38,857 --> 00:42:39,989
- And now I'm in trouble.
- 723
- 00:42:39,991 --> 00:42:41,758
- Real trouble.
- 724
- 00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:43,126
- Then why did you do it?
- 725
- 00:42:45,063 --> 00:42:46,129
- Because...
- 726
- 00:42:47,332 --> 00:42:50,600
- this man,
- he was the closest thing
- 727
- 00:42:50,602 --> 00:42:52,735
- I've ever known to a father.
- 728
- 00:42:52,804 --> 00:42:56,639
- Actually cared about me,
- for me, wanted the best for me.
- 729
- 00:42:58,143 --> 00:42:59,742
- I thought he was a good guy.
- 730
- 00:43:03,615 --> 00:43:04,881
- I just feel like a fool.
- 731
- 00:43:07,118 --> 00:43:12,221
- People will disappoint,
- but you must remember, Pat.
- 732
- 00:43:12,223 --> 00:43:14,724
- Equally, people
- will not disappoint.
- 733
- 00:43:15,627 --> 00:43:18,194
- In fact, they will surprise
- you with their kindness
- 734
- 00:43:18,196 --> 00:43:19,896
- and the willingness to help you.
- 735
- 00:43:21,700 --> 00:43:24,634
- And you, you shouldn't
- feel like a fool.
- 736
- 00:43:26,338 --> 00:43:30,607
- It sounds to me you did
- this act, whatever it is,
- 737
- 00:43:30,609 --> 00:43:34,777
- out of love and that
- never makes you a fool.
- 738
- 00:43:34,779 --> 00:43:36,045
- But I am a fool, Father.
- 739
- 00:43:36,114 --> 00:43:37,647
- [chuckles]
- 740
- 00:43:37,649 --> 00:43:39,182
- All you have to do for help...
- 741
- 00:43:40,952 --> 00:43:42,118
- is ask.
- 742
- 00:43:44,089 --> 00:43:46,990
- After all, this is
- the city of holy faith.
- 743
- 00:43:47,993 --> 00:43:49,993
- So have faith, Pat, hmm?
- 744
- 00:43:52,697 --> 00:43:53,896
- What about you, Father?
- 745
- 00:43:56,067 --> 00:43:58,301
- I mean, if you're
- the one always doing
- 746
- 00:43:58,303 --> 00:44:00,937
- all the listening,
- who listens to you?
- 747
- 00:44:01,673 --> 00:44:04,073
- [chuckles] No one's
- ever asked me that.
- 748
- 00:44:05,076 --> 00:44:06,876
- -[laughs]
- -[sighs] Go on, Father.
- 749
- 00:44:07,812 --> 00:44:09,278
- Try me, go on,
- who listens to you?
- 750
- 00:44:10,148 --> 00:44:11,280
- What's going on?
- 751
- 00:44:11,950 --> 00:44:12,982
- Okay.
- 752
- 00:44:14,052 --> 00:44:16,119
- Here goes young Pat, hmm.
- 753
- 00:44:17,822 --> 00:44:20,390
- Our parishioners have not
- been able to donate very much
- 754
- 00:44:20,392 --> 00:44:22,291
- at all this year
- for the toy drive.
- 755
- 00:44:23,328 --> 00:44:26,963
- We try to put on a big
- Christmas celebration
- 756
- 00:44:26,965 --> 00:44:28,965
- for the less fortunate
- children in town.
- 757
- 00:44:28,967 --> 00:44:30,933
- [Patrick] Mm.
- 758
- 00:44:30,935 --> 00:44:33,803
- [sighs] Especially those
- who do not have families,
- 759
- 00:44:34,973 --> 00:44:40,143
- but this year, hmm, I don't
- know what we're going to do.
- 760
- 00:44:42,847 --> 00:44:44,914
- -You seem troubled, Father?
- -I am.
- 761
- 00:44:47,886 --> 00:44:50,186
- They so look forward
- to this all year.
- 762
- 00:44:51,022 --> 00:44:53,790
- For some of them, it's all
- they have to look forward to.
- 763
- 00:44:55,193 --> 00:44:56,426
- And I confess... [chuckling]
- 764
- 00:44:58,129 --> 00:45:00,830
- ...it gives me joy to
- do this for them.
- 765
- 00:45:01,866 --> 00:45:06,869
- My heart aches for them all,
- but when I see the happiness
- 766
- 00:45:06,871 --> 00:45:10,406
- on their faces
- then I know it helps.
- 767
- 00:45:12,210 --> 00:45:14,444
- So, what will you do?
- 768
- 00:45:14,446 --> 00:45:17,780
- Pray and I believe
- 769
- 00:45:18,750 --> 00:45:20,216
- God will provide.
- 770
- 00:45:22,053 --> 00:45:25,855
- After all, Father, it's a city
- of holy faith now, isn't it?
- 771
- 00:45:26,858 --> 00:45:28,958
- -[light music]
- -[chuckles]
- 772
- 00:45:30,261 --> 00:45:32,061
- Thank you, my son.
- 773
- 00:45:33,998 --> 00:45:36,933
- [Jim] Now that's
- what I call a church.
- 774
- 00:45:36,935 --> 00:45:38,468
- Look at that. [chuckles]
- 775
- 00:45:38,470 --> 00:45:40,303
- -Come on, let's go in.
- -Hey, wait, wait, wait.
- 776
- 00:45:40,305 --> 00:45:42,305
- -Let's go get a churro.
- -What's a churro?
- 777
- 00:45:42,307 --> 00:45:45,942
- I don't know, but, you know,
- it's going to be sweet,
- it's going to be great.
- 778
- 00:45:45,944 --> 00:45:47,477
- -No, no. Come on.
- -And I'm starving. Come on.
- 779
- 00:45:47,479 --> 00:45:48,945
- Come on, man.
- 780
- 00:45:50,248 --> 00:45:51,314
- [suspenseful music]
- 781
- 00:45:51,316 --> 00:45:52,782
- Hey, how are ya?
- 782
- 00:45:52,784 --> 00:45:54,851
- -Two churros please?
- -One churro, I don't--
- 783
- 00:45:54,853 --> 00:45:56,185
- -Come on, man.
- -I don't want one.
- 784
- 00:45:56,187 --> 00:45:58,788
- [Seb] You haven't eaten
- in like, three hours.
- 785
- 00:45:58,790 --> 00:46:00,423
- That's crazy.
- 786
- 00:46:00,425 --> 00:46:01,791
- Here you go.
- 787
- 00:46:01,793 --> 00:46:03,126
- Oh, it's warm,
- this is excellent.
- 788
- 00:46:04,329 --> 00:46:05,828
- -It's like a donut, but--
- -Yeah.
- 789
- 00:46:05,830 --> 00:46:07,396
- [Seb] You know like,
- um, cinnamon--
- 790
- 00:46:07,398 --> 00:46:08,998
- -Come on.
- -Churros.
- 791
- 00:46:10,135 --> 00:46:11,300
- You don't want a bite?
- 792
- 00:46:14,906 --> 00:46:16,172
- [trashcan thudding]
- 793
- 00:46:16,174 --> 00:46:20,476
- Hey. Let's see if
- we can lift some prints
- off these at the lab.
- 794
- 00:46:20,478 --> 00:46:23,212
- Yeah, these knuckleheads
- are around here somewhere.
- 795
- 00:46:24,015 --> 00:46:26,482
- ¶ Jingle bells, jingle bells ¶
- 796
- 00:46:26,484 --> 00:46:29,085
- ¶ Jingle all the way ¶
- 797
- 00:46:29,087 --> 00:46:34,257
- ¶ Oh, what fun it is to ride
- In a one-horse open sleigh, oh ¶
- 798
- 00:46:34,259 --> 00:46:38,528
- ¶ Jingle bells, jingle bells
- Jingle all the way ¶
- 799
- 00:46:39,097 --> 00:46:44,133
- ¶ Oh, what fun it is to ride
- In a one-horse open sleigh ¶
- 800
- 00:46:44,135 --> 00:46:49,238
- ¶ Dashing through the snow
- On a one-horse open sleigh ¶
- 801
- 00:46:49,307 --> 00:46:54,076
- ¶ Over the fields we go
- Laughing all the way ¶
- 802
- 00:46:54,145 --> 00:46:58,848
- ¶ Bells on bob-tails ring
- Making spirits bright ¶
- 803
- 00:46:58,850 --> 00:47:01,250
- ¶ What fun it is
- To laugh and sing ¶
- 804
- 00:47:01,252 --> 00:47:04,187
- ¶ A sleighing song tonight, Oh ¶
- 805
- 00:47:04,189 --> 00:47:08,925
- ¶ jingle bells, jingle bells
- Jingle all the way ¶
- 806
- 00:47:08,927 --> 00:47:14,063
- ¶ Oh, what fun it is to ride
- In a one-horse open sleigh, oh ¶
- 807
- 00:47:14,065 --> 00:47:18,568
- ¶ Jingle bells, jingle bells
- Jingle all the way ¶
- 808
- 00:47:19,070 --> 00:47:23,439
- ¶ Oh, what fun it is to ride
- In a one-horse open sleigh ¶
- 809
- 00:47:23,508 --> 00:47:26,008
- [cheering]
- 810
- 00:47:26,010 --> 00:47:28,044
- -I actually love it.
- -Merry Christmas, kids.
- 811
- 00:47:28,980 --> 00:47:30,446
- Merry Christmas.
- 812
- 00:47:30,448 --> 00:47:32,882
- Well done, Merry Christmas.
- 813
- 00:47:32,884 --> 00:47:34,116
- [chiming]
- 814
- 00:47:34,185 --> 00:47:36,152
- [Emily] So, yeah,
- my folks on the mall,
- 815
- 00:47:36,154 --> 00:47:38,254
- I'm in charge of marketing
- and PR of special events,
- 816
- 00:47:38,256 --> 00:47:40,056
- you know, stuff like that.
- 817
- 00:47:40,058 --> 00:47:41,958
- I've been doing it now
- for about two years.
- 818
- 00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:43,993
- Well, since I graduated
- college anyways.
- 819
- 00:47:43,995 --> 00:47:45,995
- -Wow, college.
- -Yeah.
- 820
- 00:47:46,064 --> 00:47:48,598
- -Very fancy.
- -Thank you. [chuckles]
- 821
- 00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:52,168
- I didn't go to college actually,
- I mean, I didn't like school.
- 822
- 00:47:52,170 --> 00:47:53,936
- I wasn't very good at math.
- 823
- 00:47:53,938 --> 00:47:56,906
- I hated history, um, the less
- I learned religion, the better.
- 824
- 00:47:56,975 --> 00:47:58,341
- [Emily laughing]
- 825
- 00:47:58,343 --> 00:48:01,510
- [Emily] Well, there
- must have been something
- in school you liked.
- 826
- 00:48:01,512 --> 00:48:02,912
- Singing.
- 827
- 00:48:02,914 --> 00:48:04,413
- -Huh.
- -I like singing.
- 828
- 00:48:04,415 --> 00:48:07,283
- I grew up singing in the church
- choir, made me feel useful.
- 829
- 00:48:09,554 --> 00:48:13,055
- Hmm, well, I'm sure that made
- your parents very proud.
- 830
- 00:48:13,992 --> 00:48:15,391
- Yeah.
- 831
- 00:48:15,393 --> 00:48:17,593
- I, uh, don't have parents.
- 832
- 00:48:19,497 --> 00:48:21,998
- So in my country,
- in Northern Ireland,
- 833
- 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:25,101
- we had a thing called
- The Troubles, and my dad died
- 834
- 00:48:25,103 --> 00:48:27,203
- in a war-type activity.
- 835
- 00:48:27,205 --> 00:48:30,940
- My mom was pregnant with me
- at that time so she gave me up.
- 836
- 00:48:32,911 --> 00:48:34,644
- So... [sighs]
- 837
- 00:48:34,646 --> 00:48:37,146
- ...yeah, that's
- what I've been told anyway.
- 838
- 00:48:37,148 --> 00:48:39,048
- There you have it.
- 839
- 00:48:39,050 --> 00:48:42,919
- Well, I am sure your parents
- would be very proud of you.
- 840
- 00:48:43,688 --> 00:48:45,955
- -Thank you.
- -Yeah.
- 841
- 00:48:46,024 --> 00:48:47,256
- Hey, I know what you need.
- 842
- 00:48:47,258 --> 00:48:48,624
- [Patrick] Hmm.
- 843
- 00:48:48,626 --> 00:48:50,693
- -Hot cider.
- -I like cider.
- 844
- 00:48:50,695 --> 00:48:52,228
- -You do?
- -I do.
- 845
- 00:48:52,230 --> 00:48:53,596
- Okay. I'll be right back
- with two cups, don't move.
- 846
- 00:48:53,598 --> 00:48:54,563
- -I will not.
- -Okay.
- 847
- 00:48:54,565 --> 00:48:56,065
- You will find me right here.
- 848
- 00:48:57,335 --> 00:48:58,534
- Freezing cold.
- 849
- 00:49:00,638 --> 00:49:01,704
- Really cold.
- 850
- 00:49:05,043 --> 00:49:07,510
- [light music]
- 851
- 00:49:16,220 --> 00:49:18,421
- I can't keep this
- charade up much longer.
- 852
- 00:49:21,426 --> 00:49:23,392
- Please help me.
- 853
- 00:49:23,394 --> 00:49:25,695
- -I'm running out of ideas.
- -[chiming]
- 854
- 00:49:27,465 --> 00:49:29,632
- I love this time
- of year, don't you?
- 855
- 00:49:31,502 --> 00:49:33,102
- Didn't used to.
- 856
- 00:49:34,105 --> 00:49:35,037
- Really?
- 857
- 00:49:37,308 --> 00:49:38,441
- What changed?
- 858
- 00:49:41,679 --> 00:49:45,147
- -I became Santa this year.
- -[chuckles]
- 859
- 00:49:45,149 --> 00:49:47,383
- You let me know
- if I can help out, kiddo.
- 860
- 00:49:51,689 --> 00:49:53,589
- You're such a charming guy.
- You've been in town
- such a short time
- 861
- 00:49:53,591 --> 00:49:55,257
- and you already have friends.
- 862
- 00:49:55,259 --> 00:49:57,193
- Yeah, it's pretty magical
- around, isn't it?
- 863
- 00:49:57,195 --> 00:49:59,128
- Hmm, yes, so you
- didn't finish earlier.
- 864
- 00:49:59,130 --> 00:50:02,431
- What brought you from
- New York to Santa Fe?
- 865
- 00:50:02,433 --> 00:50:05,134
- Well, I went searching
- for new opportunity,
- 866
- 00:50:05,136 --> 00:50:07,603
- and who was it that
- said go west, young man?
- 867
- 00:50:07,605 --> 00:50:08,704
- [laughing]
- 868
- 00:50:10,575 --> 00:50:13,009
- [Spanish themed guitar music]
- 869
- 00:50:27,125 --> 00:50:28,257
- Thank you.
- 870
- 00:50:36,434 --> 00:50:38,300
- [foot stomping]
- 871
- 00:50:38,369 --> 00:50:40,169
- [Joe] You're a dead man.
- 872
- 00:50:41,072 --> 00:50:44,774
- I happen to know where
- exactly you are.
- 873
- 00:50:44,776 --> 00:50:46,509
- Can we switch places?
- 874
- 00:50:47,345 --> 00:50:49,412
- -Oh, uh.
- -It's just that it's
- 875
- 00:50:49,414 --> 00:50:51,514
- not very gentlemanly of me to
- not block you from the air,
- 876
- 00:50:51,516 --> 00:50:54,350
- [stuttering], the draft from
- the front door, the draft.
- 877
- 00:50:54,352 --> 00:50:56,485
- Oh, it's okay, I don't
- really feel a draft.
- 878
- 00:50:56,554 --> 00:50:58,387
- Oh, no, there's definitely
- a draft, absolutely.
- 879
- 00:50:58,456 --> 00:50:59,722
- -Oh, okay.
- -Yeah, yeah.
- 880
- 00:51:02,193 --> 00:51:05,227
- Oh, it's really,
- very thoughtful of you.
- 881
- 00:51:05,830 --> 00:51:08,230
- It's me, thoughtful Pat.
- 882
- 00:51:10,535 --> 00:51:11,834
- [blows out]
- 883
- 00:51:14,439 --> 00:51:15,738
- It's very chilly
- in here, isn't it?
- 884
- 00:51:16,407 --> 00:51:18,207
- -I can't.
- -[clears throat]
- 885
- 00:51:24,148 --> 00:51:25,414
- Do you mind if I wear this?
- 886
- 00:51:27,151 --> 00:51:29,118
- [light jolly music]
- 887
- 00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:31,520
- Oh, do you want me to get
- your coat from the hostess?
- 888
- 00:51:31,589 --> 00:51:33,489
- No, no, no.
- No, it's fine, it's fine.
- 889
- 00:51:33,491 --> 00:51:35,691
- Your body heat actually
- leaves from your head,
- 890
- 00:51:35,693 --> 00:51:39,361
- so it's amazing how comfortable
- a hat can make you feel, yeah.
- 891
- 00:51:40,198 --> 00:51:42,131
- Marvelous feat of
- engineering really.
- 892
- 00:51:43,434 --> 00:51:45,568
- Okay, whatever you say.
- 893
- 00:51:55,446 --> 00:51:57,346
- I, uh, I'm actually going
- to go to the toilet, Emily,
- 894
- 00:51:57,348 --> 00:52:00,116
- I've got cider all over
- my hands, it's really sticky.
- 895
- 00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:03,686
- Yeah, I'll order you
- a drink while you're gone,
- 896
- 00:52:03,688 --> 00:52:05,721
- you really seem like
- you could use one.
- 897
- 00:52:05,723 --> 00:52:07,356
- -Right, thanks.
- -Yeah.
- 898
- 00:52:08,726 --> 00:52:10,493
- [sighs]
- 899
- 00:52:10,495 --> 00:52:11,427
- Okay.
- 900
- 00:52:17,602 --> 00:52:18,767
- Jackass.
- 901
- 00:52:24,909 --> 00:52:26,342
- [toilet flushing]
- 902
- 00:52:26,344 --> 00:52:28,210
- [Seb] Oh, I feel like
- something crawled
- 903
- 00:52:28,212 --> 00:52:29,578
- -inside and died--
- -Yeah, well you shouldn't
- have put all that
- 904
- 00:52:29,580 --> 00:52:31,147
- extra pepper sauce
- on your chili.
- 905
- 00:52:31,149 --> 00:52:33,749
- [Seb] Oh, it's like
- I ate battery acid.
- 906
- 00:52:33,751 --> 00:52:36,418
- Yeah, let me remind you,
- you're the one who said you
- 907
- 00:52:36,420 --> 00:52:38,654
- just had to eat something again.
- 908
- 00:52:39,790 --> 00:52:41,857
- You should've listened to me,
- you should've had what I had.
- 909
- 00:52:41,859 --> 00:52:43,659
- [Seb] Oh, a yak burger?
- 910
- 00:52:43,661 --> 00:52:45,161
- That's right.
- 911
- 00:52:45,163 --> 00:52:46,896
- You know what you're
- problem is, my friend?
- 912
- 00:52:46,898 --> 00:52:48,864
- If you're going to
- eat the way you eat,
- 913
- 00:52:48,866 --> 00:52:50,399
- you got to expand your horizons.
- 914
- 00:52:50,401 --> 00:52:51,867
- You got to, you got
- to educate your palate,
- 915
- 00:52:51,869 --> 00:52:54,336
- you got to eat more
- international cuisine,
- 916
- 00:52:54,338 --> 00:52:55,604
- you should've had
- the yak burger.
- 917
- 00:52:55,606 --> 00:52:57,873
- [Seb] But where yak's from?
- 918
- 00:52:57,875 --> 00:52:59,308
- Well, they're from, uh--
- 919
- 00:52:59,310 --> 00:53:01,243
- -Where?
- -Over there.
- 920
- 00:53:01,245 --> 00:53:03,312
- -Over where?
- -Ah! Why does it matter
- where they're from?
- 921
- 00:53:03,314 --> 00:53:05,681
- Just finish your business,
- will you? We got to get out
- there and find this kid.
- 922
- 00:53:05,683 --> 00:53:07,850
- -Come on.
- -Good evening, sir.
- 923
- 00:53:09,487 --> 00:53:10,819
- So glad I ran into you.
- 924
- 00:53:12,590 --> 00:53:14,623
- Excuse me, do I know you, pal?
- 925
- 00:53:14,625 --> 00:53:15,891
- Oh, I know you.
- 926
- 00:53:15,893 --> 00:53:18,194
- Listen, I need a little help.
- 927
- 00:53:18,196 --> 00:53:19,595
- I have a bet with
- a friend out there about
- 928
- 00:53:19,664 --> 00:53:21,463
- the lyrics to a Christmas carol.
- 929
- 00:53:21,866 --> 00:53:23,399
- Help me out, will you?
- 930
- 00:53:23,401 --> 00:53:25,234
- I came in here
- to stall for time,
- 931
- 00:53:25,236 --> 00:53:27,403
- I just, I can't
- think of the words.
- 932
- 00:53:27,471 --> 00:53:29,238
- -Yeah, I'm sorry, I don't
- know any Christmas songs.
- -[toilet flushing]
- 933
- 00:53:29,240 --> 00:53:31,540
- Oh, come on.
- Everyone knows Christmas songs.
- 934
- 00:53:31,542 --> 00:53:32,875
- -We don't know any
- Christmas songs,
- -What's wrong with you, Jimmy?
- 935
- 00:53:32,877 --> 00:53:33,842
- come on, we got
- to get out there.
- 936
- 00:53:33,844 --> 00:53:35,311
- Sorry, excuse me.
- 937
- 00:53:35,713 --> 00:53:37,479
- Have you seen this guy?
- 938
- 00:53:38,883 --> 00:53:40,449
- -Okay.
- -Oh. [chuckles]
- 939
- 00:53:40,451 --> 00:53:41,517
- Look at that.
- 940
- 00:53:42,687 --> 00:53:45,454
- Matches my beguiling chapeau.
- 941
- 00:53:45,456 --> 00:53:46,755
- [chuckles]
- 942
- 00:53:46,824 --> 00:53:48,357
- Yes.
- 943
- 00:53:48,359 --> 00:53:49,792
- Indeed, I have seen
- the young lad.
- 944
- 00:53:49,860 --> 00:53:51,527
- -Where?
- -Where?
- 945
- 00:53:51,529 --> 00:53:54,263
- Well, you help me, I help you.
- 946
- 00:53:54,732 --> 00:53:55,831
- All right, all right.
- 947
- 00:53:55,833 --> 00:53:56,999
- What song do you need to know?
- 948
- 00:53:57,268 --> 00:53:59,001
- 12 Days of Christmas.
- 949
- 00:54:00,271 --> 00:54:02,471
- -Oh, that's a good one.
- -12 Days of Christmas. Yeah.
- 950
- 00:54:03,007 --> 00:54:04,506
- I know it but I don't--
- do you know it?
- 951
- 00:54:04,508 --> 00:54:05,641
- No.
- 952
- 00:54:05,643 --> 00:54:07,243
- Well, sláinte.
- 953
- 00:54:08,479 --> 00:54:10,613
- -Cheers.
- -Oh, yeah, cheers. [chuckles]
- 954
- 00:54:10,681 --> 00:54:11,780
- [glasses clinking]
- 955
- 00:54:11,782 --> 00:54:17,319
- ¶ On the first day of Christmas
- My true love gave to me ¶
- 956
- 00:54:17,321 --> 00:54:20,256
- ¶ A partridge in a pear tree ¶
- 957
- 00:54:20,324 --> 00:54:22,591
- -POC.
- -POC?
- 958
- 00:54:22,593 --> 00:54:24,627
- -Piece of cake.
- -[laughs]
- 959
- 00:54:25,529 --> 00:54:28,731
- So, aside from your willingness
- to daunting cheerfully
- 960
- 00:54:28,733 --> 00:54:32,568
- colored head gear, why are
- you such a good Santa Claus?
- 961
- 00:54:33,437 --> 00:54:34,536
- No, no, I mean it.
- 962
- 00:54:34,538 --> 00:54:35,971
- Have you done this before?
- 963
- 00:54:35,973 --> 00:54:37,439
- No, no, no, no, no.
- 964
- 00:54:37,441 --> 00:54:38,607
- I have never done this, Emily.
- 965
- 00:54:39,677 --> 00:54:42,811
- Um, to be completely
- honest with you,
- 966
- 00:54:43,714 --> 00:54:46,315
- when you put me on that
- chair the first day,
- 967
- 00:54:46,317 --> 00:54:47,850
- I was pretty terrified.
- 968
- 00:54:49,754 --> 00:54:51,353
- It's not, "Gave".
- 969
- 00:54:51,355 --> 00:54:57,559
- -[Seb] What?
- -It's, "Sent", it's,
- "My true love sent to me".
- 970
- 00:54:57,628 --> 00:54:59,428
- -Is it?
- -Uh-hmm.
- 971
- 00:54:59,430 --> 00:55:00,796
- -Are you sure?
- -Sent, gave.
- 972
- 00:55:00,798 --> 00:55:02,765
- What's the difference?
- Come on, what's next.
- 973
- 00:55:02,767 --> 00:55:05,801
- -Come on, come on.
- -Okay, uh. [humming]
- 974
- 00:55:05,803 --> 00:55:09,905
- ¶ The second day of Christmas
- My true love gave to ¶
- 975
- 00:55:09,907 --> 00:55:12,041
- -¶ Sent ¶
- -Ah-hah!
- 976
- 00:55:12,043 --> 00:55:15,778
- ¶ Sent to me two turtle shells ¶
- 977
- 00:55:15,780 --> 00:55:17,546
- It's not shells, you bonehead.
- 978
- 00:55:17,548 --> 00:55:20,082
- -Even I know that.
- -What else does
- a turtle have to give?
- 979
- 00:55:21,319 --> 00:55:23,352
- I never experienced
- the Santa as a child.
- 980
- 00:55:24,055 --> 00:55:26,488
- We didn't have a mall
- that he'd come to,
- 981
- 00:55:26,490 --> 00:55:29,391
- I didn't have a chimney
- that he could come down so,
- 982
- 00:55:29,393 --> 00:55:32,928
- whenever he didn't come,
- I just sort of gave up hope.
- 983
- 00:55:33,764 --> 00:55:35,764
- It's turtle doves, you idiot.
- 984
- 00:55:35,766 --> 00:55:38,067
- Even I know that, turtle doves.
- 985
- 00:55:38,069 --> 00:55:39,568
- What's a turtle dove?
- 986
- 00:55:39,637 --> 00:55:41,437
- Is that a turtle that flies?
- 987
- 00:55:41,505 --> 00:55:42,738
- That would be
- something, all right.
- 988
- 00:55:42,740 --> 00:55:45,474
- -[laughing]
- -Is it a dove with a shell?
- 989
- 00:55:45,476 --> 00:55:48,477
- But when you put that
- first that kid on my lap,
- 990
- 00:55:48,479 --> 00:55:50,713
- I had this overwhelming
- sense of, "I will
- 991
- 00:55:50,715 --> 00:55:52,448
- not let these children down".
- 992
- 00:55:52,450 --> 00:55:53,382
- I can't do it.
- 993
- 00:55:54,719 --> 00:55:57,019
- You certainly have not
- disappointed, Pat.
- 994
- 00:55:57,021 --> 00:55:58,420
- [chuckles]
- 995
- 00:55:58,422 --> 00:56:03,759
- Oh, Emily, if I can give these
- kids happiness and hope
- 996
- 00:56:03,761 --> 00:56:06,762
- that the Christmas spirit still
- exists, it's still there.
- 997
- 00:56:07,365 --> 00:56:11,667
- Then it's worth it. And to
- be honest, they inspire me.
- 998
- 00:56:11,736 --> 00:56:14,136
- It's a, it's a bird,
- it's not a turtle, it's a bird.
- 999
- 00:56:14,138 --> 00:56:15,738
- It's a type of bird,
- it's a dove.
- 1000
- 00:56:15,740 --> 00:56:17,005
- -Are you sure?
- -It doesn't have a shell,
- 1001
- 00:56:17,007 --> 00:56:18,574
- it has wings, it's a bird.
- 1002
- 00:56:18,642 --> 00:56:19,775
- Are you sure?
- 1003
- 00:56:19,777 --> 00:56:22,511
- You know where we are?
- New Mexico.
- 1004
- 00:56:22,513 --> 00:56:25,981
- Government labs, they do special
- things here, experiments,
- 1005
- 00:56:25,983 --> 00:56:28,083
- I've read about it online.
- 1006
- 00:56:28,085 --> 00:56:32,054
- They take a mouse head
- and they put it on a fish.
- 1007
- 00:56:32,123 --> 00:56:34,757
- I got one word for you.
- 1008
- 00:56:34,759 --> 00:56:36,091
- -Cabbit.
- -Cabbit?
- 1009
- 00:56:37,395 --> 00:56:39,027
- Half cat, half rabbit.
- 1010
- 00:56:39,096 --> 00:56:42,164
- -[laughs] I read that too.
- -See?
- 1011
- 00:56:42,166 --> 00:56:44,500
- So, em, what about you?
- 1012
- 00:56:44,502 --> 00:56:46,468
- What inspires you, miss?
- 1013
- 00:56:46,871 --> 00:56:47,903
- Ah...
- 1014
- 00:56:49,106 --> 00:56:50,406
- travel magazines.
- 1015
- 00:56:51,108 --> 00:56:53,008
- -Really?
- -Yeah.
- 1016
- 00:56:53,077 --> 00:56:55,010
- [laughs] This is getting
- complicated, guys.
- 1017
- 00:56:55,079 --> 00:56:56,812
- Is there any way
- that you can just
- 1018
- 00:56:56,814 --> 00:56:58,547
- write all this down for me?
- 1019
- 00:56:58,949 --> 00:57:00,482
- Yeah.
- 1020
- 00:57:00,484 --> 00:57:03,051
- I've never been anywhere
- except for away to college.
- 1021
- 00:57:03,053 --> 00:57:04,853
- Heck, I've never been
- out of the county.
- 1022
- 00:57:04,922 --> 00:57:10,492
- ¶ Five golden rings ¶
- 1023
- 00:57:10,561 --> 00:57:12,161
- You know, I really,
- 1024
- 00:57:12,163 --> 00:57:14,863
- I really want to travel
- and see the world someday.
- 1025
- 00:57:14,932 --> 00:57:17,666
- ¶ And a partridge
- In a pear tree ¶
- 1026
- 00:57:17,668 --> 00:57:20,068
- Good, good, good, good,
- we got it. Here you go,
- my little friend.
- 1027
- 00:57:21,605 --> 00:57:22,905
- He's gone.
- 1028
- 00:57:22,907 --> 00:57:24,440
- [chuckles]
- 1029
- 00:57:24,442 --> 00:57:26,675
- That'll make that two
- idiots in a public johnny.
- 1030
- 00:57:26,677 --> 00:57:28,877
- Well, it's two
- turtle doves, you know.
- 1031
- 00:57:28,879 --> 00:57:30,913
- [suspenseful music]
- 1032
- 00:57:33,851 --> 00:57:35,551
- And where would you go first?
- 1033
- 00:57:35,553 --> 00:57:37,619
- [Emily] Ireland, I think.
- 1034
- 00:57:37,688 --> 00:57:38,954
- -No.
- -Yeah.
- 1035
- 00:57:38,956 --> 00:57:40,956
- -You're joking me.
- -No, I'm not joking.
- 1036
- 00:57:41,025 --> 00:57:43,025
- [chuckles] Why Ireland?
- 1037
- 00:57:44,562 --> 00:57:45,961
- The people there seem very nice.
- 1038
- 00:57:47,064 --> 00:57:49,731
- Yeah, yeah, I like the Irish.
- 1039
- 00:57:56,707 --> 00:57:59,208
- [soft guitar music]
- 1040
- 00:58:09,620 --> 00:58:11,186
- [Patrick] I'm back, Mrs. O.
- 1041
- 00:58:12,790 --> 00:58:13,722
- Hey.
- 1042
- 00:58:13,724 --> 00:58:17,092
- Mr. Pat, I'm glad
- that you're back.
- 1043
- 00:58:17,094 --> 00:58:19,094
- The most exciting
- thing happened.
- 1044
- 00:58:19,163 --> 00:58:21,263
- -Yeah?
- -The FBI came
- 1045
- 00:58:21,265 --> 00:58:23,565
- with badges and everything.
- 1046
- 00:58:23,567 --> 00:58:24,800
- Whatever for, Mrs. O?
- 1047
- 00:58:24,802 --> 00:58:27,603
- Well, they say
- they traced a phone call
- 1048
- 00:58:27,605 --> 00:58:29,972
- from here to a known criminal.
- 1049
- 00:58:30,040 --> 00:58:32,040
- Isn't that exciting?
- 1050
- 00:58:32,042 --> 00:58:33,242
- Don't you think so?
- 1051
- 00:58:33,244 --> 00:58:38,280
- -Yeah.
- -Something about a big
- money laundering ring.
- 1052
- 00:58:38,549 --> 00:58:40,616
- I, I, I don't really
- know what that means,
- 1053
- 00:58:40,618 --> 00:58:42,084
- but I know it's real bad.
- 1054
- 00:58:42,086 --> 00:58:45,654
- Uh, listen, I'm actually, uh,
- I'm going to hit the hay, yeah?
- 1055
- 00:58:46,190 --> 00:58:47,623
- I'll see you tomorrow.
- 1056
- 00:58:47,625 --> 00:58:48,957
- Oh, goodnight.
- 1057
- 00:58:50,661 --> 00:58:53,028
- [festive music]
- 1058
- 00:59:06,110 --> 00:59:07,743
- [Patrick] What would you
- like for Christmas, Maggie?
- 1059
- 00:59:07,745 --> 00:59:10,178
- A baby dolly with curly hair.
- 1060
- 00:59:10,981 --> 00:59:12,614
- Is that all
- you'll be wanting though?
- 1061
- 00:59:14,952 --> 00:59:15,884
- Sure.
- 1062
- 00:59:18,322 --> 00:59:20,055
- I love you, Santa.
- 1063
- 00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:25,594
- [Patrick] Santa loves
- you too, Maggie.
- 1064
- 00:59:25,663 --> 00:59:27,863
- You leave out some milk
- and cookies now, okay?
- 1065
- 00:59:33,704 --> 00:59:34,870
- Merry Christmas, yeah?
- 1066
- 00:59:37,675 --> 00:59:38,840
- I'll see you next year.
- 1067
- 00:59:40,711 --> 00:59:41,643
- Bye.
- 1068
- 00:59:44,181 --> 00:59:46,214
- [sniffles]
- 1069
- 00:59:48,018 --> 00:59:49,151
- -Take a seat.
- -Hello, little boy.
- 1070
- 00:59:49,153 --> 00:59:50,786
- What's your name?
- 1071
- 00:59:50,788 --> 00:59:52,721
- Vincente, you can call me Vin.
- 1072
- 00:59:52,723 --> 00:59:54,189
- Oh, Merry Christmas, Vin.
- 1073
- 00:59:54,191 --> 00:59:55,924
- And what would you be
- wanting from Santa?
- 1074
- 00:59:56,860 --> 01:00:00,195
- A mom or
- a fire truck. [chuckles]
- 1075
- 01:00:01,599 --> 01:00:03,165
- Fire truck, I mean,
- I totally get--
- 1076
- 01:00:03,233 --> 01:00:05,734
- Sometimes a man just
- needs a fire truck.
- 1077
- 01:00:05,736 --> 01:00:07,636
- Never know when
- it'll come in handy.
- 1078
- 01:00:07,638 --> 01:00:09,104
- But the mom, why the mom?
- 1079
- 01:00:09,173 --> 01:00:10,739
- I live in a group home.
- 1080
- 01:00:10,741 --> 01:00:13,008
- There aren't
- any fosters right now.
- 1081
- 01:00:13,077 --> 01:00:15,243
- [light music]
- 1082
- 01:00:22,319 --> 01:00:24,686
- I tell you what, Vin,
- will you do me a favor, yeah?
- 1083
- 01:00:24,688 --> 01:00:26,622
- -[Vincente] Mm-hmm.
- -Can you go back here tomorrow?
- 1084
- 01:00:26,690 --> 01:00:28,023
- But tomorrow's Christmas Eve.
- 1085
- 01:00:28,025 --> 01:00:29,224
- Won't you be busy?
- 1086
- 01:00:29,226 --> 01:00:31,627
- Yes, Vin, I'll be very busy,
- 1087
- 01:00:31,629 --> 01:00:34,096
- so you better make sure you
- come back tomorrow, okay?
- 1088
- 01:00:34,098 --> 01:00:35,731
- I will, Santa.
- 1089
- 01:00:35,733 --> 01:00:37,065
- All right, Merry Christmas, Vin.
- 1090
- 01:00:37,067 --> 01:00:38,133
- You too.
- 1091
- 01:00:38,135 --> 01:00:41,803
- Hey, Emily, we're going to
- close shop early tonight.
- 1092
- 01:00:41,805 --> 01:00:43,171
- We have a few things to do.
- 1093
- 01:00:43,240 --> 01:00:45,974
- -[joyful music]
- -That's a beautiful fire truck.
- 1094
- 01:00:53,951 --> 01:00:55,083
- Okay, well.
- 1095
- 01:00:58,155 --> 01:00:59,821
- [Patrick] Catch it, overhead.
- 1096
- 01:00:59,823 --> 01:01:00,989
- -[grunts]
- -Okay.
- 1097
- 01:01:00,991 --> 01:01:02,190
- Pretty good.
- 1098
- 01:01:07,698 --> 01:01:09,164
- They really love these.
- 1099
- 01:01:10,367 --> 01:01:12,267
- [man chuckles]
- 1100
- 01:01:19,009 --> 01:01:21,209
- [soft festive music]
- 1101
- 01:01:38,696 --> 01:01:40,896
- ["Deck the Halls"
- by Nat King Cole]
- 1102
- 01:01:59,416 --> 01:02:01,817
- ¶ Deck the halls
- With boughs of holly ¶
- 1103
- 01:02:01,819 --> 01:02:04,119
- ¶ Fa la la la la, la la la la ¶
- 1104
- 01:02:04,121 --> 01:02:06,354
- ¶ 'Tis the season to be jolly ¶
- 1105
- 01:02:06,356 --> 01:02:08,790
- ¶ Fa la la la la, la la la la ¶
- 1106
- 01:02:08,792 --> 01:02:11,026
- ¶ Don we now our gay apparel ¶
- 1107
- 01:02:11,028 --> 01:02:13,261
- ¶ Fa la la la la, la la la la ¶
- 1108
- 01:02:13,263 --> 01:02:15,731
- ¶ Troll the ancient
- Yuletide carol ¶
- 1109
- 01:02:15,733 --> 01:02:20,769
- ¶ Fa la la la la, la la la la ¶
- 1110
- 01:02:22,473 --> 01:02:24,873
- ¶ See the blazing
- Yule before us ¶
- 1111
- 01:02:24,875 --> 01:02:27,309
- ¶ Fa la la la la, la la la la ¶
- 1112
- 01:02:27,311 --> 01:02:29,377
- ¶ Strike the harp
- And join the chorus ¶
- 1113
- 01:02:29,379 --> 01:02:31,847
- ¶ Fa la la la la, la la la la ¶
- 1114
- 01:02:31,849 --> 01:02:34,082
- ¶ Follow me in merry measure ¶
- 1115
- 01:02:34,084 --> 01:02:35,417
- -¶ Fa la la la la, la la la la ¶
- -Excuse me.
- 1116
- 01:02:35,419 --> 01:02:38,086
- -Is that green chili?
- -It is.
- 1117
- 01:02:38,088 --> 01:02:39,821
- Green chili is my favorite.
- 1118
- 01:02:39,890 --> 01:02:41,823
- ¶ La la la la ¶
- 1119
- 01:02:46,396 --> 01:02:48,430
- Green chili is my favorite too.
- 1120
- 01:02:48,499 --> 01:02:51,500
- -Mm-hmm.
- -And I make the best.
- 1121
- 01:02:52,302 --> 01:02:53,435
- We have a lot in common.
- 1122
- 01:02:53,504 --> 01:02:54,936
- ¶ La la la la ¶
- 1123
- 01:02:54,938 --> 01:02:57,172
- ¶ Follow me in merry measure ¶
- 1124
- 01:02:57,174 --> 01:02:59,875
- ¶ Fa la la la la, la la la la ¶
- 1125
- 01:02:59,877 --> 01:03:01,409
- I am Mrs. Ortega.
- 1126
- 01:03:01,478 --> 01:03:03,178
- I'm Vincente.
- 1127
- 01:03:03,180 --> 01:03:05,080
- Do you know what we call red
- 1128
- 01:03:05,082 --> 01:03:07,048
- and green chili
- together, don't you?
- 1129
- 01:03:07,050 --> 01:03:08,183
- Christmas.
- 1130
- 01:03:08,185 --> 01:03:09,384
- Yes, that's right.
- 1131
- 01:03:12,122 --> 01:03:14,489
- ¶ Fa la la la la, la la la la ¶
- 1132
- 01:03:14,491 --> 01:03:16,825
- ¶ Heedless of
- The Wind and weather ¶
- 1133
- 01:03:16,827 --> 01:03:19,995
- ¶ Fa la la la la, la la la la ¶
- 1134
- 01:03:19,997 --> 01:03:21,897
- -[Patrick] Bravo!
- -[crowd cheering]
- 1135
- 01:03:23,167 --> 01:03:25,367
- How is it that we were
- never friends before?
- 1136
- 01:03:25,369 --> 01:03:26,468
- I don't know.
- 1137
- 01:03:26,470 --> 01:03:27,936
- Oh.
- 1138
- 01:03:27,938 --> 01:03:29,871
- Well, we are now.
- 1139
- 01:03:30,908 --> 01:03:32,874
- We're running into
- dead-ends here.
- 1140
- 01:03:32,876 --> 01:03:34,976
- The closest we got
- to anything was
- 1141
- 01:03:34,978 --> 01:03:37,012
- that little fellow
- in the men's room.
- 1142
- 01:03:37,881 --> 01:03:39,014
- [sighs]
- 1143
- 01:03:39,917 --> 01:03:41,817
- He's in here somewhere,
- I can feel it.
- 1144
- 01:03:43,420 --> 01:03:46,254
- [Patrick] There you are,
- go on, Vin. Open it.
- 1145
- 01:03:51,562 --> 01:03:53,461
- Oh, man, thank you, Santa.
- 1146
- 01:03:53,463 --> 01:03:56,064
- -Oh, you're so welcome.
- -Thank you, I love it.
- 1147
- 01:03:57,067 --> 01:03:58,300
- Excuse me, ma'am.
- 1148
- 01:03:58,302 --> 01:04:00,001
- Excuse me, have you
- seen this guy around?
- 1149
- 01:04:00,938 --> 01:04:02,170
- No, I don't think so.
- 1150
- 01:04:02,172 --> 01:04:04,272
- Are you sure? Have a look there.
- 1151
- 01:04:04,274 --> 01:04:06,608
- -No, I'm sure.
- -Yeah, ah.
- 1152
- 01:04:06,877 --> 01:04:09,344
- What's all the hubbub about over
- here? Ain't it a little late
- in the game for these kids
- 1153
- 01:04:09,413 --> 01:04:12,080
- to be giving Santa Claus
- their wish list? I mean,
- it's Christmas Eve
- 1154
- 01:04:12,082 --> 01:04:13,882
- for crying out loud.
- 1155
- 01:04:13,884 --> 01:04:15,183
- That doesn't matter.
- 1156
- 01:04:15,185 --> 01:04:17,485
- That's the singing Santa.
- 1157
- 01:04:17,487 --> 01:04:20,322
- -The kids just love him.
- -Singing Santa?
- 1158
- 01:04:20,324 --> 01:04:23,425
- Uh-huh, I've taken my boys
- three times to see him now.
- 1159
- 01:04:23,427 --> 01:04:25,927
- You know, he is actually
- giving them presents?
- 1160
- 01:04:25,929 --> 01:04:26,995
- He is, is he?
- 1161
- 01:04:26,997 --> 01:04:29,197
- And he is so cute.
- 1162
- 01:04:29,199 --> 01:04:31,867
- I mean, he has
- the cutest little accent.
- 1163
- 01:04:31,869 --> 01:04:32,934
- I don't know where
- they found this guy.
- 1164
- 01:04:32,936 --> 01:04:34,870
- Accent, he's got an accent.
- 1165
- 01:04:34,938 --> 01:04:36,071
- This cute little
- accent wouldn't happen
- 1166
- 01:04:36,073 --> 01:04:38,173
- to be an Irish brogue, would it?
- 1167
- 01:04:40,043 --> 01:04:41,142
- -Yes.
- -Yeah.
- 1168
- 01:04:41,144 --> 01:04:42,544
- -I guess so.
- -Okay.
- 1169
- 01:04:42,546 --> 01:04:44,079
- -Thank you very much, ma'am.
- -I couldn't quite place it
- 1170
- 01:04:44,081 --> 01:04:46,081
- before, but. [chuckles]
- 1171
- 01:04:46,149 --> 01:04:48,250
- [light dramatic music]
- 1172
- 01:05:00,130 --> 01:05:01,997
- -Pat Keeley!
- -[suspenseful music]
- 1173
- 01:05:04,301 --> 01:05:05,934
- [chuckles]
- 1174
- 01:05:15,178 --> 01:05:17,312
- [music intensifies]
- 1175
- 01:05:17,381 --> 01:05:18,546
- [screaming]
- 1176
- 01:05:18,548 --> 01:05:19,648
- [Seb] My eye!
- 1177
- 01:05:19,650 --> 01:05:21,583
- [Patrick] Bye, kids,
- Santa's got to go.
- 1178
- 01:05:21,585 --> 01:05:23,351
- Sorry, it's Christmas Eve.
- 1179
- 01:05:23,353 --> 01:05:25,987
- I'll get you, you
- double-crossing little twerp.
- 1180
- 01:05:25,989 --> 01:05:28,189
- [Seb] My eyes, my eyes.
- 1181
- 01:05:28,191 --> 01:05:29,991
- I'm blinded, I'm blinded.
- 1182
- 01:05:29,993 --> 01:05:32,093
- [Seb groaning]
- 1183
- 01:05:32,095 --> 01:05:33,328
- -I can't see.
- -He's going around.
- 1184
- 01:05:33,330 --> 01:05:35,497
- He's going around, come on, Seb.
- 1185
- 01:05:35,499 --> 01:05:37,933
- -[Seb groaning]
- -Hey, that's my hat!
- 1186
- 01:05:40,270 --> 01:05:42,437
- [Seb groans] I can't see.
- 1187
- 01:05:43,674 --> 01:05:45,206
- -[panting]
- -[dramatic music]
- 1188
- 01:05:54,551 --> 01:05:57,218
- [jolly music]
- 1189
- 01:06:03,126 --> 01:06:05,293
- [suspenseful music]
- 1190
- 01:06:14,204 --> 01:06:16,271
- Vincente, where are you going?
- 1191
- 01:06:47,504 --> 01:06:49,270
- [muffled talking]
- 1192
- 01:06:50,240 --> 01:06:52,340
- [suspenseful music]
- 1193
- 01:06:57,347 --> 01:06:59,681
- -[car door slamming]
- -[upbeat music]
- 1194
- 01:07:07,090 --> 01:07:11,126
- -[joyful music]
- -[muffled talking]
- 1195
- 01:07:11,194 --> 01:07:13,228
- [bell chiming]
- 1196
- 01:07:21,204 --> 01:07:22,737
- -Hey!
- -Hey, wait!
- 1197
- 01:07:22,739 --> 01:07:24,773
- Who do you think you are,
- get, get, get, get, get!
- 1198
- 01:07:24,775 --> 01:07:26,408
- -Put it down now.
- -That's our money.
- 1199
- 01:07:26,410 --> 01:07:28,209
- Put it down, you're a thief.
- 1200
- 01:07:28,211 --> 01:07:29,310
- You're a thief, leave the money!
- 1201
- 01:07:29,379 --> 01:07:31,413
- [suspenseful festive music]
- 1202
- 01:07:45,562 --> 01:07:47,629
- Now that's something
- you don't see every day.
- 1203
- 01:07:47,631 --> 01:07:49,297
- Well, it's Christmas Eve.
- 1204
- 01:07:49,299 --> 01:07:50,698
- Santa's got a job to get done.
- 1205
- 01:07:50,700 --> 01:07:52,333
- [chuckling]
- 1206
- 01:07:52,335 --> 01:07:53,334
- Good one.
- 1207
- 01:07:54,404 --> 01:07:56,204
- [bell dinging]
- 1208
- 01:08:01,178 --> 01:08:02,544
- All right, hurry, let's go.
- 1209
- 01:08:04,448 --> 01:08:06,614
- [church bell tolling]
- 1210
- 01:08:12,355 --> 01:08:14,289
- [light dramatic music]
- 1211
- 01:08:37,714 --> 01:08:38,847
- [upbeat instrumental music]
- 1212
- 01:08:40,383 --> 01:08:42,517
- Look, Santa's belly!
- 1213
- 01:08:43,720 --> 01:08:44,786
- What?
- 1214
- 01:08:49,860 --> 01:08:51,326
- Okay, this way.
- 1215
- 01:08:53,296 --> 01:08:55,597
- [solemn instrumental music]
- 1216
- 01:09:33,203 --> 01:09:36,604
- ¶ O, holy night ¶
- 1217
- 01:09:36,606 --> 01:09:41,676
- ¶ The stars are
- Brightly shining ¶
- 1218
- 01:09:41,678 --> 01:09:48,483
- ¶ It is the night of our
- Dear Savior's birth ¶
- 1219
- 01:09:50,854 --> 01:09:54,589
- ¶ Long lay the world ¶
- 1220
- 01:09:54,591 --> 01:09:59,561
- ¶ In sin and error pining ¶
- 1221
- 01:09:59,563 --> 01:10:02,263
- ¶ Till he appeared ¶
- 1222
- 01:10:02,332 --> 01:10:07,535
- ¶ And the soul felt its worth ¶
- 1223
- 01:10:08,672 --> 01:10:12,674
- ¶ A thrill of hope ¶
- 1224
- 01:10:12,676 --> 01:10:16,678
- ¶ The weary world rejoices ¶
- 1225
- 01:10:16,680 --> 01:10:19,981
- ¶ For yonder breaks ¶
- 1226
- 01:10:19,983 --> 01:10:24,986
- ¶ A new and glorious morn ¶
- 1227
- 01:10:25,255 --> 01:10:31,359
- ¶ Fall on your knees ¶
- 1228
- 01:10:32,596 --> 01:10:35,663
- ¶ Oh, hear ¶
- 1229
- 01:10:35,665 --> 01:10:39,934
- ¶ The angel voices ¶
- 1230
- 01:10:40,570 --> 01:10:44,572
- ¶ Oh, night ¶
- 1231
- 01:10:44,574 --> 01:10:47,675
- ¶ Divine ¶
- 1232
- 01:10:48,245 --> 01:10:54,916
- ¶ Oh, night
- When Christ was born ¶
- 1233
- 01:10:56,686 --> 01:11:00,021
- ¶ Oh, night ¶
- 1234
- 01:11:00,023 --> 01:11:05,293
- ¶ Divine ¶
- 1235
- 01:11:05,295 --> 01:11:08,896
- -¶ Oh, night-- ¶
- -Hey, look there go our perps.
- 1236
- 01:11:10,033 --> 01:11:13,601
- ¶ Oh, night ¶
- 1237
- 01:11:13,603 --> 01:11:19,941
- ¶ Divine ¶
- 1238
- 01:11:26,816 --> 01:11:29,350
- Are you ready for
- midnight mass, Father?
- 1239
- 01:11:32,656 --> 01:11:34,756
- [light music]
- 1240
- 01:11:39,896 --> 01:11:43,331
- Santa, Santa, is that you?
- 1241
- 01:11:44,834 --> 01:11:46,834
- -[gasping]
- -[dramatic music]
- 1242
- 01:11:54,544 --> 01:11:56,978
- -Is that my green chili?
- -I don't know.
- 1243
- 01:11:56,980 --> 01:11:58,880
- Man, it makes me really upset
- 1244
- 01:11:58,882 --> 01:12:00,581
- when people mess
- with my green chili.
- 1245
- 01:12:00,650 --> 01:12:02,050
- -[grunting]
- -Come on.
- 1246
- 01:12:02,319 --> 01:12:03,718
- [dramatic festive music]
- 1247
- 01:12:11,094 --> 01:12:12,727
- [Emily] Pat, what is going on?
- 1248
- 01:12:12,729 --> 01:12:14,329
- Get in, get in,
- get in, get in, get in.
- 1249
- 01:12:15,999 --> 01:12:17,799
- Start, start, start,
- start, start.
- 1250
- 01:12:17,801 --> 01:12:18,933
- Please start.
- 1251
- 01:12:20,537 --> 01:12:21,703
- Do you even know
- what you're doing?
- 1252
- 01:12:21,705 --> 01:12:22,804
- [Patrick] Absolutely not.
- 1253
- 01:12:22,806 --> 01:12:24,038
- [firetruck engine rumbling]
- 1254
- 01:12:24,107 --> 01:12:25,406
- Yeah.
- 1255
- 01:12:28,778 --> 01:12:31,112
- -[screaming]
- -[yelling]
- 1256
- 01:12:31,381 --> 01:12:32,880
- You thought you can
- get away, you rat.
- 1257
- 01:12:32,882 --> 01:12:34,415
- -Go away.
- -Come on!
- 1258
- 01:12:34,417 --> 01:12:35,817
- Go away.
- 1259
- 01:12:35,819 --> 01:12:36,951
- -[screaming]
- -Hey!
- 1260
- 01:12:37,020 --> 01:12:38,419
- [light music]
- 1261
- 01:12:40,790 --> 01:12:42,490
- [Vincente] Hmm.
- 1262
- 01:12:43,126 --> 01:12:45,526
- [joyful music]
- 1263
- 01:12:52,736 --> 01:12:55,136
- [sirens wailing]
- 1264
- 01:12:55,805 --> 01:12:57,972
- [Martinez] Hey, that,
- that's Jim Kelly hanging
- 1265
- 01:12:57,974 --> 01:12:59,841
- off the side there.
- 1266
- 01:13:05,915 --> 01:13:07,148
- Stop this truck!
- 1267
- 01:13:07,150 --> 01:13:08,549
- -Stop it!
- -[screaming]
- 1268
- 01:13:08,551 --> 01:13:09,917
- -Where's that money?
- -[muffled yelling]
- 1269
- 01:13:09,919 --> 01:13:11,769
- -Where's the money?
- -[Patrick groaning]
- 1270
- 01:13:11,770 --> 01:13:13,620
- You thought you could get
- away from me, didn't you?
- 1271
- 01:13:14,391 --> 01:13:16,858
- [Agent on speaker] This is the
- FBI. Pull over immediately.
- 1272
- 01:13:16,926 --> 01:13:18,059
- Did you hear that?
- 1273
- 01:13:18,061 --> 01:13:20,128
- Pat, that was the FBI.
- 1274
- 01:13:20,130 --> 01:13:21,729
- What is going on?
- 1275
- 01:13:23,867 --> 01:13:25,900
- Emily, I'm so, so sorry.
- 1276
- 01:13:25,969 --> 01:13:28,169
- [panting] I started
- working for this fella
- 1277
- 01:13:28,438 --> 01:13:30,071
- who's partly a criminal and--
- 1278
- 01:13:37,881 --> 01:13:39,914
- [dramatic music]
- 1279
- 01:13:39,983 --> 01:13:42,183
- -Pat?
- -[Pat screaming]
- 1280
- 01:13:48,591 --> 01:13:51,159
- I, I could have helped.
- 1281
- 01:13:51,161 --> 01:13:53,461
- Officer Ryan,
- he could have helped.
- 1282
- 01:13:53,463 --> 01:13:55,163
- [triumphant music]
- 1283
- 01:13:59,068 --> 01:14:01,502
- [screaming]
- 1284
- 01:14:01,504 --> 01:14:02,904
- [Jim groaning]
- 1285
- 01:14:02,906 --> 01:14:04,138
- [thudding]
- 1286
- 01:14:05,708 --> 01:14:07,175
- -[sirens wailing]
- -Stay down.
- 1287
- 01:14:07,177 --> 01:14:09,477
- [Joseph] Help, over here.
- 1288
- 01:14:09,479 --> 01:14:11,546
- Jim Kelly, on your feet.
- 1289
- 01:14:11,548 --> 01:14:12,980
- -[groans]
- -Who are you?
- 1290
- 01:14:12,982 --> 01:14:14,649
- -FBI.
- -Ah, Jesus.
- 1291
- 01:14:17,821 --> 01:14:20,855
- -The FBI, we lost them.
- -[light music]
- 1292
- 01:14:20,924 --> 01:14:21,989
- Aha, Joseph.
- 1293
- 01:14:29,566 --> 01:14:31,232
- -What's happening?
- -[engine sputtering]
- 1294
- 01:14:31,234 --> 01:14:33,134
- -Wait, wait, it's--
- -I don't know.
- 1295
- 01:14:33,136 --> 01:14:35,570
- -Why'd it stop?
- -Oh, no.
- 1296
- 01:14:35,572 --> 01:14:37,605
- [Emily] What's wrong?
- 1297
- 01:14:37,674 --> 01:14:40,174
- Well, that's anticlimactic.
- 1298
- 01:14:41,778 --> 01:14:44,178
- What sort of fire
- truck goes out of gas?
- 1299
- 01:14:44,180 --> 01:14:45,580
- It's an emergency vehicle.
- 1300
- 01:14:45,582 --> 01:14:46,981
- What happens if
- we had an emergency.
- 1301
- 01:14:46,983 --> 01:14:49,650
- Like, like, like, like
- right now for example?
- 1302
- 01:14:49,719 --> 01:14:52,720
- Well, gosh, Pat.
- I mean, [scoffs], this is
- actually the old display truck
- 1303
- 01:14:52,789 --> 01:14:55,590
- the firefighters use to
- collect toys for charity.
- 1304
- 01:14:55,592 --> 01:14:56,891
- You know, just for Christmas.
- 1305
- 01:14:56,893 --> 01:14:59,660
- Didn't it look a little
- old-fashioned to you?
- 1306
- 01:14:59,662 --> 01:15:01,262
- Of course, it looked
- old-fashioned, Emily.
- 1307
- 01:15:01,531 --> 01:15:04,131
- Everything in Santa Fe
- is old fashioned, all right?
- 1308
- 01:15:04,133 --> 01:15:06,968
- Calm down, Pat,
- we can figure this out.
- 1309
- 01:15:07,036 --> 01:15:09,237
- What's to figure out, Emily?
- 1310
- 01:15:12,108 --> 01:15:13,491
- When I'll get deported?
- 1311
- 01:15:13,492 --> 01:15:14,875
- I mean, 'cause, you know what?
- It's not if, it's when.
- 1312
- 01:15:14,878 --> 01:15:16,711
- Oh, actually, I know when.
- 1313
- 01:15:16,713 --> 01:15:19,647
- When I finish my jail sentence
- in an American prison.
- 1314
- 01:15:19,649 --> 01:15:20,848
- And do you know what?
- 1315
- 01:15:20,850 --> 01:15:22,984
- Joe has like these
- big long tentacles.
- 1316
- 01:15:23,052 --> 01:15:25,152
- And he's like octopus that like,
- go through to the jail cell.
- 1317
- 01:15:25,154 --> 01:15:26,854
- He's like this big
- Irish octopus.
- 1318
- 01:15:26,856 --> 01:15:28,956
- I don't know.
- He told me so himself.
- 1319
- 01:15:29,025 --> 01:15:30,591
- -[thudding]
- -Stupid door.
- 1320
- 01:15:30,660 --> 01:15:32,193
- -[Pat screaming]
- -[Emily yelps]
- 1321
- 01:15:38,001 --> 01:15:40,034
- [reindeer slobbering]
- 1322
- 01:15:46,876 --> 01:15:49,544
- The top of my head all wet
- and warm, I'm bleeding.
- 1323
- 01:15:49,546 --> 01:15:52,613
- -It's blood.
- -[man] It's not blood.
- 1324
- 01:15:52,615 --> 01:15:54,181
- It's reindeer slobber.
- 1325
- 01:15:55,151 --> 01:15:57,318
- Dunder, stop eating his hair.
- 1326
- 01:15:57,320 --> 01:15:58,753
- It's not good for you.
- 1327
- 01:15:59,722 --> 01:16:01,255
- I'm sorry about this.
- 1328
- 01:16:01,257 --> 01:16:03,858
- Every now and again
- he nips at my beard
- 1329
- 01:16:03,860 --> 01:16:05,860
- when he's real hungry.
- 1330
- 01:16:05,929 --> 01:16:07,128
- Dunder?
- 1331
- 01:16:07,130 --> 01:16:09,897
- [man] Well, for you
- native English speakers.
- 1332
- 01:16:09,899 --> 01:16:11,766
- It's Donner.
- 1333
- 01:16:11,768 --> 01:16:14,168
- Dunder means thunder in Dutch.
- 1334
- 01:16:14,170 --> 01:16:15,336
- [reindeer belching]
- 1335
- 01:16:15,338 --> 01:16:16,637
- See what I mean?
- 1336
- 01:16:16,639 --> 01:16:18,139
- [Santa chuckles]
- 1337
- 01:16:18,141 --> 01:16:19,140
- [chimes]
- 1338
- 01:16:19,208 --> 01:16:20,675
- [light music]
- 1339
- 01:16:26,816 --> 01:16:28,215
- Sir, this is, uh,
- this is great and all,
- 1340
- 01:16:28,217 --> 01:16:29,951
- but I have
- the authorities chasing me.
- 1341
- 01:16:29,953 --> 01:16:33,220
- Please, it wouldn't be
- Christmas if I didn't have
- 1342
- 01:16:33,222 --> 01:16:35,356
- a few run-ins with the police.
- 1343
- 01:16:35,625 --> 01:16:38,793
- I go down strangers'
- chimneys for a living.
- 1344
- 01:16:39,228 --> 01:16:43,598
- Sometimes it's hard
- for adults to believe.
- 1345
- 01:16:43,600 --> 01:16:44,665
- They forget.
- 1346
- 01:16:47,737 --> 01:16:49,870
- -Hi, Emily.
- -Hi.
- 1347
- 01:16:50,907 --> 01:16:52,173
- I don't understand this.
- 1348
- 01:16:52,175 --> 01:16:54,742
- Isn't it obvious,
- I'm Santa Claus.
- 1349
- 01:16:55,278 --> 01:16:57,244
- You can call me Santa.
- 1350
- 01:16:57,313 --> 01:16:59,246
- -Santa?
- -Santa Claus?
- 1351
- 01:17:00,249 --> 01:17:04,285
- So if this is real,
- why are you here?
- 1352
- 01:17:04,854 --> 01:17:06,053
- It's Christmas Eve.
- 1353
- 01:17:06,122 --> 01:17:07,221
- It's real, all right?
- 1354
- 01:17:08,825 --> 01:17:10,391
- Wait a second, I know you.
- 1355
- 01:17:12,295 --> 01:17:14,862
- I've been with you
- all your life, Pat.
- 1356
- 01:17:14,864 --> 01:17:17,398
- I knew you were special
- the day you were born.
- 1357
- 01:17:17,400 --> 01:17:23,137
- One of my elves, Alowishus,
- he alerted me to your unusual
- 1358
- 01:17:23,139 --> 01:17:26,240
- sense of caring,
- your special gifts.
- 1359
- 01:17:27,877 --> 01:17:30,745
- Look, Pat, I want
- to offer you a job.
- 1360
- 01:17:31,214 --> 01:17:34,215
- Well, an apprenticeship, really.
- 1361
- 01:17:34,217 --> 01:17:35,750
- An apprenticeship?
- 1362
- 01:17:36,352 --> 01:17:41,989
- -For what?
- -I'll be 1,750 years
- old next year.
- 1363
- 01:17:42,725 --> 01:17:45,359
- And my knees just aren't
- what they used to be.
- 1364
- 01:17:46,162 --> 01:17:47,762
- I could use a little help.
- 1365
- 01:17:48,398 --> 01:17:52,667
- I can't think of anyone
- I'd rather have on my team.
- 1366
- 01:17:52,735 --> 01:17:55,169
- And Emily provided
- the most excellent
- 1367
- 01:17:55,238 --> 01:17:57,071
- training ground for you.
- 1368
- 01:17:58,007 --> 01:17:59,407
- Thank you, Emily.
- 1369
- 01:18:00,677 --> 01:18:02,343
- [Emily giggles]
- 1370
- 01:18:02,345 --> 01:18:03,778
- You're welcome.
- 1371
- 01:18:05,815 --> 01:18:07,448
- But why now?
- 1372
- 01:18:07,450 --> 01:18:09,984
- If you haven't hadn't had
- gone through what you did,
- 1373
- 01:18:09,986 --> 01:18:12,086
- you wouldn't have
- the same understanding
- 1374
- 01:18:12,088 --> 01:18:13,854
- of the children you do now.
- 1375
- 01:18:14,891 --> 01:18:17,725
- Now, if you choose
- to come work with me,
- 1376
- 01:18:17,727 --> 01:18:20,227
- you'll live with me
- up in the North Pole.
- 1377
- 01:18:20,997 --> 01:18:23,164
- Let me be your family.
- 1378
- 01:18:23,166 --> 01:18:25,800
- Let us be your family.
- 1379
- 01:18:26,803 --> 01:18:28,869
- Go, Pat. Go with Santa.
- 1380
- 01:18:30,873 --> 01:18:32,306
- What do you say?
- 1381
- 01:18:33,876 --> 01:18:36,410
- -Yes, yes, I'd love to.
- -[uplifting music]
- 1382
- 01:18:36,412 --> 01:18:39,313
- [chuckles] I'm so glad, Pat.
- 1383
- 01:18:40,717 --> 01:18:42,883
- Now, we better get going.
- 1384
- 01:18:42,885 --> 01:18:44,118
- [both chuckling]
- 1385
- 01:18:44,120 --> 01:18:45,453
- Just, can I,
- can I have a minute, Santa?
- 1386
- 01:18:45,455 --> 01:18:46,420
- Yeah.
- 1387
- 01:18:49,092 --> 01:18:51,158
- [sighs]
- 1388
- 01:18:56,399 --> 01:18:57,932
- Thank you, Emily.
- 1389
- 01:19:01,437 --> 01:19:03,237
- You did this for me.
- 1390
- 01:19:07,510 --> 01:19:09,443
- I always knew you'd
- be my guardian angel.
- 1391
- 01:19:09,445 --> 01:19:11,278
- [chuckles]
- 1392
- 01:19:13,983 --> 01:19:15,516
- It's been grand.
- 1393
- 01:19:15,518 --> 01:19:16,450
- Yeah.
- 1394
- 01:19:17,854 --> 01:19:18,919
- [sighs]
- 1395
- 01:19:20,990 --> 01:19:22,490
- Good luck.
- 1396
- 01:19:22,492 --> 01:19:24,291
- [sniffling]
- 1397
- 01:19:34,270 --> 01:19:36,370
- It has been grand, hasn't it?
- 1398
- 01:19:36,372 --> 01:19:37,538
- [chuckles]
- 1399
- 01:19:38,341 --> 01:19:39,273
- Yeah.
- 1400
- 01:19:41,978 --> 01:19:43,444
- [sighing]
- 1401
- 01:19:43,446 --> 01:19:44,912
- Merry Christmas, Pat.
- 1402
- 01:19:51,420 --> 01:19:53,187
- [Santa] Come on, Pat!
- 1403
- 01:19:53,189 --> 01:19:55,189
- We have work to do.
- 1404
- 01:19:55,191 --> 01:19:57,224
- -[chiming]
- -[Santa chuckling]
- 1405
- 01:19:57,226 --> 01:20:01,495
- You'll see each other again,
- sooner than you think.
- 1406
- 01:20:06,402 --> 01:20:08,302
- -Bye.
- -Bye.
- 1407
- 01:20:10,573 --> 01:20:12,807
- [light music]
- 1408
- 01:20:12,809 --> 01:20:14,942
- Yeah, on Dasher!
- 1409
- 01:20:16,012 --> 01:20:21,582
- On Dancer, on Donner!
- 1410
- 01:20:21,584 --> 01:20:25,052
- -[laughing]
- -Oh, you know the rest!
- 1411
- 01:20:25,054 --> 01:20:27,054
- Come on, everybody.
- Let's go, yeah!
- 1412
- 01:20:27,056 --> 01:20:29,990
- [both laughing]
- 1413
- 01:20:29,992 --> 01:20:32,393
- [Santa] Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
- 1414
- 01:20:32,395 --> 01:20:34,395
- [festive music]
- 1415
- 01:20:48,177 --> 01:20:50,277
- ¶ Deck the halls
- With boughs of holly ¶
- 1416
- 01:20:50,279 --> 01:20:52,546
- ¶ Fa la la la la, la la la la ¶
- 1417
- 01:20:52,548 --> 01:20:54,949
- ¶ 'Tis the season to be jolly ¶
- 1418
- 01:20:54,951 --> 01:20:57,451
- ¶ Fa la la la la, la la la la ¶
- 1419
- 01:20:57,453 --> 01:20:59,420
- ¶ Don we now our gay apparel ¶
- 1420
- 01:20:59,422 --> 01:21:01,889
- ¶ Fa la la la la, la la la la ¶
- 1421
- 01:21:01,891 --> 01:21:04,124
- ¶ Troll the ancient
- Yuletide carol ¶
- 1422
- 01:21:04,126 --> 01:21:06,927
- ¶ Fa la la la la, la la la la ¶
- 1423
- 01:21:10,633 --> 01:21:11,966
- ¶ See the blazing-- ¶
- 1424
- 01:21:13,436 --> 01:21:15,569
- ¶ Fa la la la la, la la la la ¶
- 1425
- 01:21:15,571 --> 01:21:17,872
- ¶ Strike the harp
- And join the chorus ¶
- 1426
- 01:21:17,940 --> 01:21:20,341
- ¶ Fa la la la la, la la la la ¶
- 1427
- 01:21:20,343 --> 01:21:22,509
- ¶ Follow me in merry measure ¶
- 1428
- 01:21:22,511 --> 01:21:25,045
- ¶ Fa la la la la, la la la la ¶
- 1429
- 01:21:25,047 --> 01:21:27,181
- ¶ While I tell of
- Yuletide treasure ¶
- 1430
- 01:21:27,183 --> 01:21:29,617
- ¶ Fa la la la la, la la la la ¶
- 1431
- 01:21:34,290 --> 01:21:36,390
- ¶ Fast away
- The old year passes ¶
- 1432
- 01:21:36,392 --> 01:21:38,659
- ¶ Fa la la la la, la la la la ¶
- 1433
- 01:21:38,661 --> 01:21:41,128
- ¶ Hail the new
- Ye lads and lasses ¶
- 1434
- 01:21:41,130 --> 01:21:43,597
- ¶ Fa la la la la, la la la la ¶
- 1435
- 01:21:49,472 --> 01:21:52,072
- ["Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy"
- by Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky]
- 1436
- 01:21:54,143 --> 01:21:56,043
- [Joe groans]
- 1437
- 01:22:24,307 --> 01:22:26,540
- Who did that? Who did that?!
- 1438
- 01:22:29,145 --> 01:22:31,445
- [Joe] I hate Christmas.
- 1439
- 01:22:41,490 --> 01:22:43,290
- [book thudding]
- 1440
- 01:22:51,701 --> 01:22:54,368
- [light festive music]
- 1441
- 01:25:38,767 --> 01:25:42,436
- ¶ Over in Killarney ¶
- 1442
- 01:25:43,172 --> 01:25:47,741
- ¶ Many years ago ¶
- 1443
- 01:25:47,743 --> 01:25:52,246
- ¶ My mother sang
- This song to me ¶
- 1444
- 01:25:52,248 --> 01:25:56,783
- ¶ In tones so sweet and low ¶
- 1445
- 01:25:56,785 --> 01:26:01,522
- ¶ Just a simple little ditty ¶
- 1446
- 01:26:01,524 --> 01:26:05,826
- ¶ In her good old Irish way ¶
- 1447
- 01:26:05,828 --> 01:26:10,697
- ¶ And I'd give the world
- If she could sing ¶
- 1448
- 01:26:10,699 --> 01:26:15,502
- ¶ That song to me this day ¶
- 1449
- 01:26:15,905 --> 01:26:20,707
- ¶ Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ra ¶
- 1450
- 01:26:20,709 --> 01:26:25,546
- ¶ Too-ra-loo-ra-Li ¶
- 1451
- 01:26:25,548 --> 01:26:29,816
- ¶ Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ra ¶
- 1452
- 01:26:29,818 --> 01:26:35,522
- ¶ It's an Irish lullaby ¶
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