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Dry Bowser's Chilling Grilling

Feb 9th, 2019
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  1. Dry Bowser was watching the Ice Climbers freeze up the fiery Norfair stage as he was relaxing on the corner facing towards the actual stage, with the skeletal reptile eating some of his burgers that he grilled himself as he didn't feel the need to interject into the business of the Ice Climber twins.
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  3. "Those two really love making things cooler than they need to be," Dry Bowser chuckled upon his chilling pun as he felt the burger beef go right through his bones, with it not bothering him since he was used to it. "Well as long as they don't have to bug me, then things are-"
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  5. Dry Bowser was then hit in the head by an ice block, causing him to turn his skull around as he saw Popo and Nana standing right there, holding their gloved hands together.
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  7. "Can we have a burger please?" The Ice Climber duo said in unison, looking as adorable as they could muster.
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  9. Dry Bowser: (taking in a deep breath) You won't be annoying me for it, would you?
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  11. Popo and Nana glanced at each other as they felt their stomachs rumble, with Popo burping and Nana farting as they accidentally froze Dry Bowser with their combined frosty gas, blushing in embarrassment as they pulled out their wooden mallets and smashed the frozen reptilian skeleton out of it, with him being steamed up from this.
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  13. "How did I expect this to not happen?" Dry Bowser sighed as he shrugged, proceeding to place on some frozen burgers onto the grill and starting it up as Popo and Nana cheered, bouncing about in excitement as the entire volcanic area was frozen about in snow and ice.
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