robby the rage quitter

this is the story of Robby the Rage Quitter of #livepd. We begin in #livepd on a lazy Sunday morning. eraser & vap0r had just released a new track and wanted to share with friends in #livepd:

09:17:28 <+eraser> [NEW MUSIC ALERT] vap0r & eraser - SHOUTOUTS2PHRACK | https://soundcloud.com/eraser_pp4l/vap0r-eraser-shoutouts2phrack <--YOU'RE CLICKIN!! Can't forget to shoutout to PHRACK for this one! [PP4L]

5 minutes later:

09:22:07 ««eraser  was kicked from #LivePD by Robby (seriously.. enough of the spam shit)
09:22:47 »»eraser» [er@ser.] joins #livepd
09:22:47 -- Topic for #livepd: LIVE PD, y'all! | info: `list | LIVE PD: Fri/Sat, 9pm! Body Cam: Tue, 10pm! Police Patrol/PD CAM/Women On Patrol: no schedule
09:22:47 -- Topic set by LivePDbot [[email protected]] (Sun Jan  6 00:00:01 2019)
09:22:47 Irssi: #livepd: Total of 140 nicks (83 ops, 0 halfops, 56 voices, 1 normal)
09:22:47 -- Channel #livepd created Fri Feb  2 22:41:16 2018
09:22:48 --modechange #livepd: (+v eraser) by LivePDbot
09:22:48 Irssi: Join to #livepd was synced in 1 secs
09:22:52 <+litup> what shit
09:22:59 <@Robby> name it
09:23:05 <+eraser> oh yeah i forgot in a channel with an average of 1000 lines/hour
09:23:09 <+eraser> one or two lines a week
09:23:09 <+litup> im gonna name it
09:23:11 <+litup> Steve
09:23:15 <+eraser> is a big deal
09:23:39 <@Robby> fine.. i can leave.. i'm tired of efnet bullshit anyways
09:25:33 <+eraser> ok
09:25:33 <+eraser> see ta
09:25:39 <+eraser> -t +y
09:25:55 <+eraser> maybe you shouldn't be an uptight dick
09:26:00 <+eraser> we obviously all support #livepd
09:26:07 <+eraser> and love the game
09:26:14 <+eraser> you don't have to put barb wire fences around it
09:26:17 <+eraser> it's irc
09:26:19 <+eraser> have fun man
09:26:23 <@LivePDbot> PD Game: Robby: Congratulations for NOT getting CAUGHT! Your PROSTITUTION "JOB" just added $1000 to your FUNDS!
09:26:24 * LivePDbot Robby released/evaded-arrested stats, Today: 14-7 (66.67%), Week: 316-46 (87.29%), Total: 445-76 (85.41%). Streak: W 1 (longest: W121, L3)
09:26:29 <+eraser> and see
09:26:32 <+eraser> you just evaded police
09:26:33 <+eraser> life is good
09:26:35 <+eraser> calm down
09:28:15 <@Robby> i am having fun.. i'm just tired of the constant shit that is this efnet.. esp this whole fucking botnet shit fucking thing that is controlling this channel (this is nothing new)
09:28:49 <+eraser> it protects the channel
09:28:50 <+eraser> from takeover
09:28:51 <@Robby> read back an hour.. just one of my many bitches
09:28:57 <@Robby> dude
09:29:02 <+eraser> hold on lemme check
09:29:06 <@Robby> no one should be getting banned for nick changing
09:29:12 <@Robby> that's bullshit
09:29:45 <+eraser> ooo
09:29:45 <+eraser> wait
09:29:56 <+eraser> poeple get kb'd for changin nick on chan?
09:30:12 <@Robby> after the 2nd change in a few minutes, yes
09:30:33 <@Robby> and removing a ban won't let them back in
09:30:50 <@Robby> they get auto banned/kicked again if within an hour
09:30:54 <@Robby> which is also shit
09:31:13 --modechange #livepd: (-b *!*@fizx.xyz) by fiber
09:31:15 <@Robby> accidents happen.. should be able to remove a ban and not be anything more
09:31:29 <@Robby> but this botnet fucks it all up
09:31:35 <@Robby> oh there is the ban
09:31:50 <@Robby> sorry
09:32:14 <@Robby> everyone just needs to get over that i fucking hate efnet.. always have, always will
09:32:31 <@Robby> this net does nothing to protect its users
09:33:32 <@Robby> i'll shut up now before things get worse
09:33:40 <@Robby> carry on

(later on...)

10:00:13 <@spliff-o> @Robby) after the 2nd change in a few minutes, yes<- no the limit is 3 full cycles
10:00:53 <@spliff-o> (@Robby) they get auto banned/kicked again if within an hour <- wrong again its for a few mins on those ban types
10:01:26 <@spliff-o> (@Robby) but this botnet fucks it all up <- it does what its suppose to do and is capable of deoping any size wraith net on this network like swiss cheese
10:04:23 ««Robby`« [[email protected]] quits (Quit: What does this button do? *poof*)
10:04:54 ««McGyver« [[email protected]] quits (Quit: What does this button do? *poof*)
10:05:09 <+eraser> lol

(minutes later)

10:07:32 <+l0dey> .find
10:07:33 <@LivePDbot> the game is currently disabled from play. (5m ignore)
10:07:49 ««LivePDbot« [[email protected]] quits (Quit: "Freeze! You're under arrest!")
10:08:00 <@Robby> fuck efnet
10:08:02 <@Robby> bye
10:08:08 <+eraser> haha
10:08:09 ««Robby« [[email protected]] quits (Quit: What does this button do? *poof*)
10:08:28 --modechange #livepd: (+l 139) by fiber
10:08:30 <+LPDrelay> Robby@rizon: you all thought i was kidding.. i'm not
10:08:34 <+LPDrelay> Robby@rizon: fuck off
10:08:46 ««LPDrelay  was kicked from #LivePD by spliff-o (fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu)
10:08:54 »»LPDrelay» [[email protected]] joins #livepd
10:08:57 <+eraser> lol
10:09:08 <+eraser> robby
10:09:10 ««LPDrelay« [[email protected]] quits (Quit: LPD Relay will return!)
10:09:10 <+eraser> are you ok
10:09:11 <+l0dey> lol
10:09:21 <+eraser> omw to rizon

meanwhile on rizon:

10:09:35 »»eraser» [[email protected]] joins #LivePD
10:09:35 -- Topic for #LivePD: LIVE PD, y'all! | BONUS LIVE PD: tomorrow, 8pm! | LIVE PD: Fri/Sat 9pm! | Police Patrol: TONIGHT, 9/10pm! | BODY CAM: Tue, 10pm on ID tv! | PD CAM: no schedule | Women On Patrol: no schedule
10:09:35 -- Topic set by Robby [robby@tequilamonster] (Wed Jan  2 03:43:31 2019)
10:09:35 Irssi: #livepd: Total of 10 nicks (7 ops, 0 halfops, 2 voices, 1 normal)
10:09:35 -- Channel #LivePD created Fri Jul 20 01:40:54 2018
10:09:36 Irssi: Join to #livepd was synced in 1 secs
10:09:39 <eraser> hey robby you ok
10:10:05 <~Robby> over here, yes...
10:10:21 <~Robby> plus i have another project i'm doing
10:11:25 <~Robby> don't need a fucking error-prone botnet here...
10:12:42 <~Robby> lpd is taking a couple days off from efnet
10:13:37 <~Robby> i never should have made the game for there.. that was a mistake on my part
10:13:39 <eraser> will you run it here?
10:13:50 <eraser> Robby: the game is awesome
10:14:05 <eraser> and a lot of people  like it
10:14:25 <eraser> and in all seriousness, i think spliff-o is jus tryin to help
10:14:34 <eraser> because the chan does get dogged by random people
10:14:35 <eraser> and bots
10:14:40 <eraser> there ot jus clutter it up
10:14:44 <~Robby> this isn't about the 'game' so much anymore... i don't like how efnet runs.. i never have
10:14:47 <eraser> and a lot of times that botnet helps
10:14:51 <eraser> sometimes it fucks up i'm sure
10:15:00 <eraser> the lack of services?
10:15:47 <~Robby> lack of services, default hostmasking.. no protection for users... but the rampant botnet bs (pro and con)
10:16:18 <~Robby> you all have to control a channel with a fucking unreliable botnet
10:16:27 <~Robby> instead of reliable services
10:16:31 <~Robby> that's bs
10:17:49 <~Robby> there is a reason why chanserv and nickserv came into being...
10:23:27 <~Robby> and no i'm not connecting the bot here right now... i think everyone including myself just needs a break
10:24:12 <~Robby> think it is time i made that game far less attractive
10:25:23 <eraser> what sense does that make?
10:25:57 <eraser> robby if you want your host hidden i can give you a znc
10:26:07 <eraser> i don't attract any problems i.e. ddos
10:26:09 <eraser> (yet)
10:26:32 <~Robby> lol i have 10 vps's, everything i had there was already on znc
10:26:49 <~Robby> the ddos isn't an issue for me
10:26:51 <eraser> well then what's the problem with efnet not masking your host?
10:26:59 <eraser> that's what i don't get
10:27:03 <eraser> if you already have 10 vps's
10:27:38 <eraser> i just don't understand why you get so mad... do you really think it's worth getting so pissed over?
10:27:41 <eraser> if the bots make a mistake
10:27:54 <eraser> it can be adjusted
10:28:04 <~Robby> like ladynaye and vash .. irc server fails, someone steals their nicks.. there is nothing that can be done because there is no nickserv
10:28:39 <~Robby> sorry
10:28:39 <eraser> i get that, but in reality... it's just a nick
10:28:45 <eraser> don't mean i dont' get annoyed when someone jupes me
10:28:46 <eraser> but
10:28:51 <eraser> that's efnet and it's part of the fun
10:28:56 <eraser> no one truly owns anything
10:31:07 <~Robby> nvm you don't get where i'm coming from... a 'nick' is your personae.. you lose it, people think you are someone else.. plus whoever takes the nick might take over what you were doing.. that's crap in this age
10:31:57 <~Robby> anyways...
10:32:16 <~Robby> i'm just gonna give everyone including myself a break
10:32:50 <eraser> well i hope it comes back
10:32:54 <eraser> i miss it already
10:33:01 <~Robby> the channel was always supposed to be about chatting on the show first... not the game
10:33:38 <~Robby> i destroyed that.. i take the blame

and then, moments later, back on efnet...

10:35:47 »»Robby-» [[email protected]] joins #livepd
10:35:47 => Robby- was seen during the last 1 day as Robby (27 minutes, 38 seconds ago)
10:35:51 <+litup> .steal
10:35:54 <+litup> ugg
10:36:57 <+eraser> BRING BACK LIVEPDBOT!!
10:39:18 --modechange #livepd: (+v Robby-) by fiber
10:39:41 <+Robby-> yeah someone already stole my nick and the bot's nick.. so FUCK EFNET
10:39:57 <+Robby-> FUCK THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT IRC
10:40:02 <+Robby-> bye
10:40:13 ««Robby-« [[email protected]] quits (Client Quit)

juped names:

10:40:02 ,---Whois--< Robby [~LoeYou@2001:41d0:1000:1569::cb1c:74dd]
10:40:02 | ircname  : muches
10:40:02 | channels : @#﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽ @#^Oinfox.is.a.fat.loser.on.OKCupid +#EFNetNews @+#nullrewted
10:40:02 | server   : efnet.port80.se ("NOT GDPR COMPLIANT!")
10:40:02 | hostname : 2001:41d0:1000:1569::cb1c:74dd
10:40:02 | idle     : 2d 17h 19m 6s (signon: Mon Dec 31 01:35:56 2018)
10:40:02 `---------------- --  --- -   -   -
10:40:05 ,---Whois--< LivePDBot [~rp4k@2001:41d0:1000:1569::24c:2f98]
10:40:05 | ircname  : epizoa
10:40:05 | channels : @#﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽ @#^Oinfox.is.a.fat.loser.on.OKCupid +#EFNetNews @+#nullrewted
10:40:05 | server   : efnet.port80.se ("NOT GDPR COMPLIANT!")
10:40:05 | hostname : 2001:41d0:1000:1569::24c:2f98
10:40:05 | idle     : 2d 17h 19m 10s (signon: Mon Dec 31 01:36:56 2018)
10:40:05 `---------------- --  --- -   -   -

and finally, back on rizon:

10:38:17 <~Robby> lol
10:38:35 <~Robby> someone already stole my nick and the bot's nick on efnet.. FUCK YOU