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Hey, everybody.
I'm James Duthie.

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Yes, he is, and I'm Chad Bailey,

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the sexy roguish new face
of our parent company's effort

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to rebrand Sports Desk
for a new generation.

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Sports Desk - it's not delivery.

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It's Sports Desk.

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OK. Uh...

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We go live
to Reading, Pennsylvania.

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With the Big League
officially shut down

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thanks to the lockout,

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all eyes are on the EMHL tonight

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as the Reading Wolfdogs get set
to take on the Halifax...

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Highlanders, this season,
the big show made it to us.

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This lockout means there's gonna
be a whole bunch of big dicks

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swinging their way down
to our league.

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Play's gonna get faster,
the hits are gonna get harder,

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crowd's gonna get crowdier.

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You fucking boys
are the Light Brigade

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and you're gonna need someone
at the tip of the spear.

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- You need a captain.
- Yeah.

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He's bled blue and orange
for this team a long time.

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That's right.

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He's got that shit
that keeps him going

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long after he has any reason to.

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Let's open that up.

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Dougie.

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Time for you to put
this fucker on.

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Come on!

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It looks good on you!
Alright.

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A C! Whoo!

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Thank you guys so much.

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I've never been
a captain before.

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One time, I had a dream

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that I was the captain
of a monkey ship.

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There was all these monkeys
playing around,

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laughing, having fun, singing,

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wearing little
monkey sailor hats...

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fighting over life jackets.

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Pierce Brosnan was screaming.

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I hope one day I can be
the captain of your dreams.

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Best wishes, Doug Glatt.

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OK, yeah. Alright, good.
Well, we, uh...

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Doug, we didn't make you captain
for your speeches.

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We made you captain because...

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Because you leave it all
out there on the fucking ice.

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Ah, this sport is
everything to you, right?

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You make me proud
to own this team.

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I want you all to watch Doug
out there tonight.

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Watch him do
whatever the fuck it takes

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to get us a W.

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That said...

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Come on!
Let's get after it, boys!

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- Congrats, bud.
- Thank you, buddy.

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<i>Joining us
for tonight's game,</i>

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<i>our own Red McCauley.</i>

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<i>Reading City Council</i>

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<i>spent a bunch of money
on a new jumbotron,</i>

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<i>and right now,
it's making everything red.</i>

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Go, boys! Go! Let's go!

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I love this fucking game.

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<i>Halifax and Reading.</i>

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<i>Here's LaFlamme dancing
with the puck.</i>

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<i>LaFlamme spins. He shoots.</i>

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<i>He hit the post!</i>

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<i>Now it's LaFlamme again!
He's all over the ice.</i>

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<i>Murphy steps into him.</i>

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<i>Oh! Glatt absolutely levels
Michael Murphy.</i>

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Sorry, Mikey.

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<i>Glatt's escorted aside by
a couple of Reading Wolfdogs.</i>

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<i>LaFlamme. Xavi was flattened.
That angers Glatt.</i>

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<i>Glatt fires a left.
He fires a right.</i>

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Sorry, Mikey!

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<i>They're falling.
The Wolfdogs are down.</i>

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- Sorry, Mikey?
- Shut the fuck up, Doug.

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<i>And that is
what friends are for,</i>

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<i>especially when your friends
are huge Jewish guys</i>

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<i>named Doug Glatt.</i>

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<i>LaFlamme takes the puck.
He moves up the left wing.</i>

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<i>LaFlamme trying to go
to the outside</i>

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<i>as the penalties expire.</i>

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<i>Both sides at full strength.</i>

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<i>LaFlamme in behind the goal,
takes it into the corner.</i>

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<i>He circles, looks in front.</i>

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<i>Awaiting there is Glatt,
but LaFlamme holds on.</i>

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<i>Jams it. He scores!</i>

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<i>LaFlamme makes it 1-0
for the Halifax Highlanders.</i>

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- Alright.
<i>- Reunited and it feels so good.</i>

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<i>It's a new dawn for
the Halifax Highlanders.</i>

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- You're like Captain America!
- Captain America.

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<i>New owner and GM
Hyrum Cain's plan</i>

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<i>to win a championship
in his first season</i>

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<i>starts off with a bang</i>

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<i>as the Highlanders open
the scoring.</i>

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Highlanders draw
first blood at the buzzer,

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but the real story here is
the physical play.

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Doug Glatt,

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like a huge Jewish freight train,
doing what he does best.

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His tilt with Ross Rhea
still number one

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on the hockeyfights.com
All-Time Best List.

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He's already proving to be
a difference maker

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for Halifax GM and Highlanders
Hall-of-Famer Hyrum Cain.

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The other story to follow
is Hyrum's son, Anders Cain,

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who's coming off that
career-high season last year -

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80 points.

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Anders now finds himself
up against his own father's team

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in the very first game
of the season.

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Anders is the prototypical
modern-era tough guy,

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able to drop the gloves
and put up the points as well.

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Anders and Xavier LaFlamme
are perfect examples

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of the kind of
top-quality talent

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this lockout is already
providing the league.

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What a great lockout.

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No-one ever says that.

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I just did, and I'm Chad Bailey.
Sports Desk.

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It's sports at a desk,
you lunatics.

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Look at this motherfucking desk.

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I wanted to thank my big sis, Eva,

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for organising
the fuck out of this.

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If you're gonna get shittered,

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might as well get shittered
at my place of work.

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Place of work!

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Place of work! Place of work!

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<i>just add
some cheese in there.</i>

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Oh, shit! There he is! Dougie!

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<i>When it gets to
a certain length,</i>

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<i>I just go to the barber</i>

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<i>and he cuts it to the length
that I want him to cut it to.</i>

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<i>- Thank you.</i>
- Attaboy, Dougie!

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<i>But just to summarise, that's a yes
on mandatory neck guards?</i>

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<i>Yes. That's correct. Thank you.</i>

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<i>OK, now,
while we have you here,</i>

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<i>is there anyone back home
you'd like to give a shout-out to?</i>

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<i>Yes, thank you.</i>

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<i>I want to say hi
to my one teammate, Eva,</i>

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<i>who couldn't be here tonight.</i>

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<i>She's my teammate
that can't be here right now.</i>

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<i>- My wife, Eva.</i>
- Doug with that big dick!

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That's not appropriate.

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<i>I'll do whatever my team
needs me to do.</i>

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Yeah, you do!

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Whatever you need.

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My beer's back.

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Oh, f...

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Fuck's sake!

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Jesus Christ. Goddamn it!

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No-one wants to skate anymore,
is that it?

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Do you want to sit here
and breathe hard?

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Dougie, you're on.

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I want you to rough up a few of
these Reading cunts right now.

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The boys need some inspiration
and you can provide that.

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Let's go. Come on! Come on!

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Here it comes.

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You wanna go?

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Come on. Come on.

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Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

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Yes.

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<i>Jesus Christ!</i>

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<i>Anders Cain with
the opening salvo.</i>

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- Come on, come on.
<i>- Doug Glatt is rocked!</i>

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<i>Cain just keeps pouncing.</i>

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<i>'The Thug's in trouble, folks.</i>

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<i>What has happened
to Doug Glatt,</i>

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<i>the champion in so many eyes?</i>

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- You fuck!
- You popped your whole arm out.

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Fuck me.

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Did I lose?

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Our boy's moving on
to greener pastures,

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but remember,
once a Highlander...

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- Always a Highlander!
- Fuckin' A!

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This one's for you,
Dougie.

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♪ Oh, Dougie boy

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♪ The pipes,
the pipes are calling... ♪

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Jesus Christ,
he's drunk already.

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Fuckin' right, man.
Potato fuckin' salad.

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Ow!

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You will never eat a meal
in peace.

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Animals don't eat in peace.

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Animals eat
pieces of dog shit.

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I'm not a fuckin' animal, man.
I'm a real person!

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- I got real fuckin' emotions!
- Fuck you.

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Ow, you fuckin' Neanderthals!

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I'm so fucking tired, Doug.
I'm not as fast as I used to be.

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I'm not as tough
as I used to be.

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Dougie!
This is all for you!

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How about you?
How much recovery time?

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The doctor said that I should
never play hockey again.

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Tabarnak.

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Yeah, that's exactly
what I said.

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And we have a baby coming.

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Eva's cousin,
he's got a job opportunity

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at an insurance company.

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- I mean...
- Sing Dougie boy!

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I got beaten.

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He beat me.

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I have to make
responsible decisions.

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I got you. I got you.

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Stevesy, I think
I'm gonna piss myself.

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Hey! There's my guy.
Stay there. I'll come to you.

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- Ooh. Yeah.
- Just stand here?

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Just, uh...

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- I told you I'm coming to you.
- I'm Doug Glatt.

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I said I was coming to you.
I can do this.

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Prostate.
It's like a fuckin' melon.

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There we go. See?
Flat, I'm fine. It's the stairs.

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- I'm Doug Glatt.
- Yeah. Bob Forbes.

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- Ow, my arm.
- Oh, yeah. Hell of an arm.

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How excited are you right now,
huh?

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Yes. Thank you so much.

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- The windows here are great.
- Yeah.

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I'll tell you what,
you deserve 'em,

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'cause the sky is the limit
here at Cornwallis Insurance.

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- Hmm.
- You seen the commercials?

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- No.
- Oh, you should.

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They're real good. It says...

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"Go ahead and call us.
We're..."

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You want me to call you?

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No, I want you to
finish the song.

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- "Cornwallis."
- Oh.

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Yeah. There he is.
He's going up, this guy.

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Get in there.

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It used to be a jail.
Prisoners killed themselves.

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Doug Glatt, storage room.
That's you.

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How's that feel?

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You know,
you mentioned you play hockey.

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I used to watch a lot of hockey

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till it got too exciting
for the old ticker.

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I had a massive heart attack.

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Yep, I am a sick man.

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Anyway, I'm lying on
my death bed

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and that's when I got bit by
the selling insurance bug.

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Yeah, she laid eggs
right inside of me

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and now you're here.

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I'm allergic to eggs.

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You're an idiot.
Nobody's allergic to eggs.

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Oh, Christ, this guy.

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Come on. Come on.
Come on! Come on!

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Get outta there!
Quit! Quit that!

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It's like he's showing off, huh?
Nice thick stream.

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- Yeah.
- God.

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They got a whole alley
to do that in

242
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and then they choose
this window to piss on.

243
00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:45,100
- God, it's like crack to them.
- It's crazy.

244
00:13:45,270 --> 00:13:46,770
They also sell crack
at that window.

245
00:13:46,940 --> 00:13:49,440
- Oh. OK.
- Yeah. But don't worry.

246
00:13:49,610 --> 00:13:51,690
It's safe as long as
you get out by sundown.

247
00:13:53,530 --> 00:13:55,860
That's when the hand jobs start.

248
00:13:58,830 --> 00:14:00,330
What the...?

249
00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:08,080
There's a lot of cars
in our driveway.

250
00:14:11,550 --> 00:14:15,010
- Aah! Surprise!
- Thank fuck!

251
00:14:17,260 --> 00:14:19,600
I was gonna be in town anyway,
so I thought to myself,

252
00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:21,660
wouldn't this be the perfect
opportunity to organise

253
00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:24,140
a little something
for the two of you?

254
00:14:24,310 --> 00:14:27,020
Oh, I am so proud of you,
Dougie.

255
00:14:27,190 --> 00:14:29,480
You found something secure
and steady.

256
00:14:29,650 --> 00:14:33,190
You see? Everything has
a time and a place.

257
00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:36,150
Thanks, Mom.

258
00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:39,280
A new house, a baby.

259
00:14:39,450 --> 00:14:41,200
I can't believe I'm gonna be
a grandmother.

260
00:14:41,370 --> 00:14:43,040
If I'm being honest,

261
00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:45,580
there was a while where I never
thought it was gonna happen,

262
00:14:45,750 --> 00:14:47,710
what with Ira being the way
he is and all.

263
00:14:47,870 --> 00:14:49,580
- Jesus, Mom.
- Wow.

264
00:14:49,750 --> 00:14:52,090
If it makes you feel better,
I go all kinds of ways.

265
00:14:52,250 --> 00:14:54,300
What kind of ways?

266
00:14:54,460 --> 00:14:55,840
Well, if you get me
drunk enough,

267
00:14:56,010 --> 00:14:57,680
I'll munch a box,
piss on an animal.

268
00:14:57,840 --> 00:15:01,220
I got all kinds of tricks.

269
00:15:01,390 --> 00:15:03,680
Feels like my ass blew up!

270
00:15:03,850 --> 00:15:07,230
Hey! There he is!

271
00:15:07,390 --> 00:15:09,150
Nah, nah, come on.
Give me the good stuff.

272
00:15:09,310 --> 00:15:10,690
Give me the... No, no...

273
00:15:10,860 --> 00:15:13,320
Oh!

274
00:15:15,030 --> 00:15:19,450
Fuckin' mazel tov.
Mazel tov. In your ass.

275
00:15:19,610 --> 00:15:20,990
Oh, excuse me!

276
00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:23,830
- I didn't...
- Oh, fuck.

277
00:15:23,990 --> 00:15:25,890
Sorry, I was just pretending
to butt-fuck my friend.

278
00:15:25,910 --> 00:15:27,430
I don't think we've been
properly introduced.

279
00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:30,000
I'm Patrick Hoolihan.

280
00:15:30,170 --> 00:15:31,710
We've met, you idiot.

281
00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:34,800
You wouldn't stop hitting on me
at Doug and Eva's wedding.

282
00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:37,760
Then you fell asleep
and pissed yourself.

283
00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:40,470
- Nice. Represent.
- Yeah.

284
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:43,180
- Pat, why do you have a boner?
- You JUST noticed that?

285
00:15:43,350 --> 00:15:46,430
- Wait, what? I have a what?
- It's nasty. Come on.

286
00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:48,270
- Clean it up.
- Yep, I know.

287
00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:50,020
No! Stop!

288
00:15:50,190 --> 00:15:51,690
I'm just trying to
get rid of it.

289
00:15:51,860 --> 00:15:54,690
- Pat always gets boners.
- Aargh! Damn! Hi-yah!

290
00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:08,830
So, how was your first day?

291
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:14,380
Work? Oh. It...
Oh, it was so fun.

292
00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:17,550
Yeah, I mean,
there was so many documents

293
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:22,140
and phone calls
to make and receive

294
00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:25,560
and you sit a lot.

295
00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:27,220
Like, pretty much the whole day.

296
00:16:27,390 --> 00:16:31,560
You know, so it's safe.
You know, it's really safe.

297
00:16:31,730 --> 00:16:34,060
Plus, there's a Harvey's
close by, which is good.

298
00:16:36,860 --> 00:16:40,610
Hey. I'm proud of you.

299
00:16:40,780 --> 00:16:42,280
Of us.

300
00:16:42,450 --> 00:16:44,370
We're doing this.

301
00:16:45,410 --> 00:16:48,580
It's... it's a fuckin' lot and...

302
00:16:48,750 --> 00:16:53,920
it's crazy,
but we're doing it together.

303
00:16:55,090 --> 00:16:57,750
- A team.
- Yeah, we're a team.

304
00:16:57,920 --> 00:16:59,630
Got each other's backs.

305
00:17:02,550 --> 00:17:04,890
I know it's hard for you.

306
00:17:05,050 --> 00:17:07,560
I mean, I know you miss it

307
00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:10,270
and I miss it too.

308
00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:13,060
I love watching you play,

309
00:17:13,230 --> 00:17:16,110
but I love you

310
00:17:16,270 --> 00:17:19,610
and the family
we're gonna have more.

311
00:17:19,780 --> 00:17:23,450
Ah! Christ. Droppin' loads.

312
00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:28,280
Droppin' fuckin' hot meatball loads
from my asshole.

313
00:17:30,370 --> 00:17:32,040
Hey, Pat.

314
00:17:32,210 --> 00:17:34,210
Just... I was just...

315
00:17:34,370 --> 00:17:37,460
I'm having... I'm having
some stomach issues today.

316
00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:40,300
<i>Ladies and germs, welcome to</i>

317
00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:42,760
<i>the Bruised and Battered
Hockey Fighting Competition,</i>

318
00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:44,430
<i>proudly banned in 11 states,</i>

319
00:17:44,590 --> 00:17:46,260
<i>six provinces
and one territory.</i>

320
00:17:46,430 --> 00:17:48,470
<i>The hockey tournament
for retired fourth-liners</i>

321
00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:50,520
<i>with only one rule -</i>

322
00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:52,180
<i>no hockey.</i>

323
00:17:52,350 --> 00:17:53,730
You know, I'll tell you,

324
00:17:53,890 --> 00:17:55,570
'Hot Ice' would've been
all over this shit.

325
00:17:55,730 --> 00:17:57,400
Fuckin' kids these days

326
00:17:57,560 --> 00:18:00,860
with their fuckin' YouTube

327
00:18:01,030 --> 00:18:02,780
and fuckin' ISIS.

328
00:18:02,940 --> 00:18:05,910
I'll tell you what,
I'm into new shit now,

329
00:18:06,070 --> 00:18:07,910
but lately, Dougie,
my new thing,

330
00:18:08,070 --> 00:18:10,290
I'm all about
going fuckin' door-to-door

331
00:18:10,450 --> 00:18:12,450
selling fuckin' china dogs.

332
00:18:12,620 --> 00:18:14,790
Look at this fuckin' thing,
right?

333
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,710
You know, you fuckin'...

334
00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:19,460
You put it some place,
you put it another place,

335
00:18:19,630 --> 00:18:21,300
people fuckin' look at it.

336
00:18:21,460 --> 00:18:23,470
It does every... it does
everything it needs to do.

337
00:18:23,630 --> 00:18:25,430
Dope, right?

338
00:18:25,590 --> 00:18:26,970
Dougie?

339
00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:29,800
I keep going over it and over it
in my head.

340
00:18:31,770 --> 00:18:34,270
He was unlike anybody
I've ever fought before.

341
00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:39,230
He was faster, meaner...

342
00:18:40,270 --> 00:18:42,650
Thank God Eva wasn't watching
when he beat me.

343
00:18:42,820 --> 00:18:46,150
<i>And now,
the main event of the evening,</i>

344
00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:49,240
<i>fighting for
the $400 grand prize</i>

345
00:18:49,410 --> 00:18:52,450
<i>is reigning champ
Ross 'The Boss'...</i>

346
00:18:52,620 --> 00:18:55,210
- Rhea.
<i>- ..Rhea!</i>

347
00:18:55,370 --> 00:18:57,330
Yep.
You kicked the shit out of him.

348
00:18:57,500 --> 00:19:00,540
He looks like
265 pounds of dog shit

349
00:19:00,710 --> 00:19:02,460
stuffed into fuckin' ice skates,

350
00:19:02,630 --> 00:19:06,550
but I'll tell you what,
motherfucker can still bang.

351
00:19:11,810 --> 00:19:13,470
- Hey, Barnsie.
- Boss man.

352
00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:15,850
- How's the shoulder?
- Fucked as usual.

353
00:19:16,020 --> 00:19:17,850
Thanks for asking, though.

354
00:19:18,020 --> 00:19:20,270
Alright,
I'll make it quick for you.

355
00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:21,820
Fuck you.

356
00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:28,530
Let's go, Barnsie!

357
00:19:31,530 --> 00:19:32,870
Oh!

358
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:47,800
Oh!

359
00:19:49,260 --> 00:19:50,950
- You alright, Barnes?
- Urgh! Go fuck yourself.

360
00:19:50,970 --> 00:19:55,680
Jesus fucking Christ,
it's a fucking crime scene.

361
00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:07,740
I love you!

362
00:20:07,900 --> 00:20:10,160
The Bruised and Battered
competition

363
00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:13,370
would like to thank you
for your continued support,

364
00:20:13,530 --> 00:20:16,200
but we are
especially thankful...

365
00:20:18,830 --> 00:20:21,170
to the Dartmouth Wig Outlet.

366
00:20:21,330 --> 00:20:23,250
You won't wig out
at their prices.

367
00:20:23,420 --> 00:20:26,000
Your fuckin' sister
wears a wig!

368
00:20:27,710 --> 00:20:29,090
Alright,

369
00:20:29,260 --> 00:20:32,090
I got some people
I wanna thank too.

370
00:20:32,260 --> 00:20:33,760
You fuckin' people.

371
00:20:33,930 --> 00:20:35,560
Yeah.

372
00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:39,180
That's right.
I used to think I was done.

373
00:20:39,350 --> 00:20:42,940
Maybe there... there is
a time for everybody,

374
00:20:43,100 --> 00:20:45,940
but when I step out on this ice,

375
00:20:46,110 --> 00:20:47,820
and I see all you
cheering me on,

376
00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:49,900
I know my time ain't done yet.

377
00:20:50,070 --> 00:20:51,450
Thank you very much.

378
00:20:51,610 --> 00:20:53,070
You're the fuckin' man,
Ross!

379
00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:55,490
Ross! Ross! Ross! Ross! Ross!

380
00:20:55,660 --> 00:20:58,870
Ross! Ross! Ross!
Ross! Ross! Ross!

381
00:21:01,370 --> 00:21:03,580
I'm James Duthie.

382
00:21:03,750 --> 00:21:06,460
And I'm Chad Bailey.
You're watching Sports Desk.

383
00:21:06,630 --> 00:21:08,760
Sports Desk -
we're all pink on the inside.

384
00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:10,670
Oh, Jesus Christ.

385
00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:12,470
Anyway,
Halifax's woeful losing streak

386
00:21:12,630 --> 00:21:14,010
extends to 12 straight losses

387
00:21:14,180 --> 00:21:15,510
to start the year.

388
00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:17,260
They've been in a rut

389
00:21:17,430 --> 00:21:19,510
since their disastrous
season-opening loss to Reading

390
00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:22,350
which saw then-captain
Doug Glatt hospitalised

391
00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:24,440
following what would be
a career-ending tilt

392
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:26,060
with Anders Cain.

393
00:21:26,230 --> 00:21:30,110
Can the Highlanders find a way
to turn things around?

394
00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:32,400
I bought this team
'cause I win.

395
00:21:32,570 --> 00:21:33,610
I know.

396
00:21:33,780 --> 00:21:35,840
This lockout should be
the best thing that ever happened,

397
00:21:35,870 --> 00:21:37,240
but we're blowing it.

398
00:21:37,410 --> 00:21:38,950
We are going after
the biggest names

399
00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:40,500
on this side of the Atlantic,

400
00:21:40,660 --> 00:21:42,080
players you can
build a team around,

401
00:21:42,250 --> 00:21:43,750
starting with Anders.

402
00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:47,880
- Wait. Your son?
- Yeah.

403
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:51,760
He's been a fuckin' beast
for Reading,

404
00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:55,590
not to mention he almost
single-handedly eviscerated us.

405
00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:57,600
Why are you taking so much joy?

406
00:21:57,760 --> 00:22:00,180
He pretty much ended
Dougie's fucking hockey career.

407
00:22:00,350 --> 00:22:03,180
I think Glatt's career
was ending all by itself.

408
00:22:03,350 --> 00:22:05,560
Well, we're never gonna
know that now, are we?

409
00:22:05,730 --> 00:22:08,230
No offence, Hyrum, OK,

410
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:11,360
but you and your son are not
exactly Walter and Wayne.

411
00:22:11,530 --> 00:22:14,570
That shit is behind us.
You can believe he won't fuck this up.

412
00:22:14,740 --> 00:22:16,410
He knows what's at stake.

413
00:22:16,570 --> 00:22:20,160
We go all in for Anders,
you're gonna make him captain,

414
00:22:20,330 --> 00:22:23,200
and I'm gonna...
I'm gonna keep his ass in line.

415
00:22:23,370 --> 00:22:25,170
Hyrum, please. Captain?
Let's talk about this.

416
00:22:25,250 --> 00:22:27,330
- Ronnie.
- Let's think about the A...

417
00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:28,960
- Ronnie.
- ..before we get to the C.

418
00:22:29,130 --> 00:22:31,960
Ronnie, you're gonna
coach my kid.

419
00:22:32,130 --> 00:22:34,010
You're gonna build a team
around him.

420
00:22:34,170 --> 00:22:35,550
You're gonna make him captain

421
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:37,680
or I'm gonna find
some other fuckin' guy who will.

422
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:39,260
- Fine.
- Good.

423
00:22:39,430 --> 00:22:42,770
Fine. Better than
being on the dole.

424
00:22:57,410 --> 00:22:59,120
- Hey.
- Hey.

425
00:23:00,490 --> 00:23:02,700
- Thanks for coming.
- Thanks for inviting me.

426
00:23:02,870 --> 00:23:07,170
- Welcome. What do you think?
- I think it's...

427
00:23:07,330 --> 00:23:10,210
I think it's all... you.

428
00:23:10,380 --> 00:23:12,250
- As it should be, right?
- As it should be.

429
00:23:12,420 --> 00:23:13,840
- Great room.
- Great room.

430
00:23:14,010 --> 00:23:15,630
Can I get you a soda pop or...?

431
00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:19,050
- Uh...
- Sunflower seeds?

432
00:23:19,220 --> 00:23:21,890
- Uh... Uh, yeah. Seeds are good.
- Help yourself. Uh, sit down.

433
00:23:27,190 --> 00:23:28,940
Sunflower seeds are for winners.

434
00:23:33,820 --> 00:23:37,240
- Son...
- Sorry.

435
00:23:40,370 --> 00:23:41,910
You're carrying the torch now.

436
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:44,990
- Yes, sir.
- You're the one.

437
00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:47,460
- Over to you.
- Holding the torch.

438
00:23:47,620 --> 00:23:51,170
Our name's on your back.
Our family.

439
00:23:51,330 --> 00:23:54,920
Our family, and, actually,
um, Mom was asking if...

440
00:23:55,090 --> 00:23:57,340
Our name is a currency
in this town.

441
00:23:57,510 --> 00:23:58,880
Absolutely.

442
00:23:59,050 --> 00:24:01,970
I don't want you to fuck this up.
Not this time.

443
00:24:02,140 --> 00:24:05,390
This season's everything.
The world is watching.

444
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:07,680
Maybe not the world.

445
00:24:07,850 --> 00:24:10,270
I mean, Canada, probably, but...

446
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:13,440
And, like, three or four states.

447
00:24:13,610 --> 00:24:14,860
Stand up.

448
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:19,820
- I'm giving you the C.
- Yeah.

449
00:24:19,990 --> 00:24:21,550
- You're gonna prove me right.
- Yes, sir.

450
00:24:21,570 --> 00:24:22,990
- You're gonna win.
- Gonna win.

451
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:25,830
- Stay the fuck out of trouble.
- Therapy worked this time.

452
00:24:27,910 --> 00:24:30,150
- I don't wanna hear about that.
- I won't talk about it.

453
00:24:30,250 --> 00:24:32,210
- That's for your mom.
- Yes, sir.

454
00:24:32,380 --> 00:24:33,890
- That's shit for your mom.
- Yes, sir.

455
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:36,090
Don't bring shit up like that.

456
00:24:36,250 --> 00:24:39,010
<i>You don't know
nothing about good times.</i>

457
00:24:39,170 --> 00:24:42,180
<i>Let me tell you
about fuckin' good times.</i>

458
00:24:42,340 --> 00:24:46,010
<i>I remember that summer
like it was yesterday.</i>

459
00:24:46,180 --> 00:24:49,810
<i>Good music, nice heat,
great friends,</i>

460
00:24:49,980 --> 00:24:51,600
<i>and one night
me and my friends -</i>

461
00:24:51,770 --> 00:24:57,280
<i>my great friends -
went for hamburgers downtown.</i>

462
00:24:57,440 --> 00:25:00,400
<i>That summer,
we ruled the world.</i>

463
00:25:00,570 --> 00:25:02,950
<i>We thought we was the kings.</i>

464
00:25:03,110 --> 00:25:05,410
<i>Turns out we was the jokers.</i>

465
00:25:05,580 --> 00:25:07,910
<i>Look what
the fucking cat dragged in!</i>

466
00:25:08,950 --> 00:25:10,960
<i>Love this fuckin' guy.</i>

467
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:04,090
He has hair like a lion.

468
00:26:06,010 --> 00:26:07,550
Bring it in!
Bring it in!

469
00:26:09,010 --> 00:26:10,470
OK, boys,

470
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:12,980
we kind of fucked up
the start of this thing, eh?

471
00:26:13,140 --> 00:26:14,640
So now, we got a few lads

472
00:26:14,810 --> 00:26:16,900
who earn their wages
up at the big show

473
00:26:17,060 --> 00:26:19,480
down here with us
wearing our jerseys.

474
00:26:19,650 --> 00:26:22,650
- Jean Pierre Finch.
- Yo.

475
00:26:22,820 --> 00:26:26,070
We got, uh, Pet...
Petr 'Petri Dish' Petrov.

476
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:28,780
A lot of Ps.

477
00:26:28,950 --> 00:26:31,910
- What's he doing?
- He's handing out candy.

478
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:33,910
Candy?

479
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:36,460
It's a Slovak tradition, maybe?

480
00:26:36,620 --> 00:26:38,170
Better be.

481
00:26:39,540 --> 00:26:41,130
Oh, my God.

482
00:26:43,460 --> 00:26:45,930
OK. And Anders Cain.

483
00:26:47,890 --> 00:26:50,680
OK. Super-duper.

484
00:26:50,850 --> 00:26:53,560
OK, now that Dougie's retired,
we need a new captain,

485
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:58,770
and I cannot think of
a better leadership tandem

486
00:26:58,940 --> 00:27:01,650
than Xavier LaFlamme with the A,

487
00:27:01,820 --> 00:27:03,230
Anders Cain as captain.

488
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:04,940
There you go. Alright.

489
00:27:12,120 --> 00:27:13,490
Alright.

490
00:27:13,660 --> 00:27:15,710
This ice is shit. Fix it.

491
00:27:15,870 --> 00:27:17,500
Perhaps the new captain

492
00:27:17,670 --> 00:27:19,880
would like to say a few words
to his team.

493
00:27:21,250 --> 00:27:22,850
- You'll be alright, son.
- Right. Right.

494
00:27:24,340 --> 00:27:28,010
Nothing else fucking matters
if we don't win.

495
00:27:28,180 --> 00:27:32,180
If they brought me here to win,
my dad brought me here to win,

496
00:27:32,350 --> 00:27:34,390
that's what
we're gonna fuckin' do.

497
00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:36,200
Anybody here like
fuckin' sunflower seeds?

498
00:27:36,230 --> 00:27:38,120
Well, this bar and sunflower seeds
are fuckin' winners.

499
00:27:38,140 --> 00:27:39,980
- Hey, hey...
- Fuck, yeah!

500
00:27:40,150 --> 00:27:42,070
- Great. That's good. Yeah.
- Fucking right, Dad.

501
00:27:42,190 --> 00:27:43,520
- Right?
- Right.

502
00:27:46,030 --> 00:27:49,360
I know many of you are veterans.

503
00:27:49,530 --> 00:27:51,990
Many of you are old friends.

504
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:53,800
Many of you have never worn
another sweater.

505
00:27:53,830 --> 00:27:56,410
I'm here to tell you
all of that gets you nothing.

506
00:27:57,620 --> 00:28:00,670
Produce, you will be rewarded.
Don't, you'll be sent packing.

507
00:28:00,830 --> 00:28:02,960
It's a buyers' market out there,
so for most of you,

508
00:28:03,130 --> 00:28:04,500
that's your fucking career gone.

509
00:28:09,590 --> 00:28:11,340
You fucked up
the first part of this season.

510
00:28:11,510 --> 00:28:13,180
Find a way to be relevant!

511
00:28:13,350 --> 00:28:16,180
Make yourself fucking relevant

512
00:28:16,350 --> 00:28:18,730
- because from this point on...
- Fuck!

513
00:28:18,890 --> 00:28:20,650
from where
I'm fucking standing...

514
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:24,860
Ah, fuck!

515
00:28:25,020 --> 00:28:26,400
it's Darwin.

516
00:28:26,570 --> 00:28:28,900
Come on, guys!
I'm paying my rent here!

517
00:28:29,070 --> 00:28:30,450
Real hockey, guys!

518
00:28:30,610 --> 00:28:35,740
Hey! You! Look alive, man!
Who the fuck is Darwin?

519
00:28:57,140 --> 00:28:58,850
<i>Anders, new team, new city.</i>

520
00:28:59,020 --> 00:29:00,390
<i>Any message to the fans?</i>

521
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:03,650
<i>They brought me here to win.</i>

522
00:29:03,810 --> 00:29:05,190
<i>Care to confirm or deny</i>

523
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:07,070
<i>the rumours of your captaincy?</i>

524
00:29:13,700 --> 00:29:15,530
<i>It's my team now.</i>

525
00:29:15,700 --> 00:29:18,080
<i>Xavier LaFlamme
declined to comment.</i>

526
00:29:29,170 --> 00:29:32,300
Argh!

527
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:53,450
Whoa.

528
00:29:53,610 --> 00:29:56,820
- What's the bag for?
- These are just documents.

529
00:29:56,990 --> 00:29:58,660
This is a huge bag
full of documents.

530
00:29:58,830 --> 00:30:00,790
I'm going to
the insurance festival.

531
00:30:00,950 --> 00:30:02,410
Huh?

532
00:30:02,580 --> 00:30:04,620
Well, I gotta go, Eva.
It's real late. 'Bye.

533
00:30:06,210 --> 00:30:09,800
What... the fuck?

534
00:30:36,700 --> 00:30:38,370
Hello, sir.

535
00:30:41,950 --> 00:30:44,830
Holy shit on Mary's tits.

536
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,670
The fuck are you doing here?

537
00:30:49,380 --> 00:30:50,920
I came here to see you.

538
00:30:55,050 --> 00:30:57,840
I got injured. My right arm.

539
00:30:58,010 --> 00:30:59,720
Yeah, I saw that.

540
00:30:59,890 --> 00:31:02,010
Hard lad, is Anders Cain.

541
00:31:04,230 --> 00:31:06,140
So, what are you doing
with the hockey bag?

542
00:31:09,770 --> 00:31:12,940
- I wanna be a Highlander again.
- Oh, Jesus, kid.

543
00:31:15,070 --> 00:31:18,660
- Will you train me?
- Train you to what?

544
00:31:18,820 --> 00:31:21,240
Teach me to fight with my left.

545
00:31:21,410 --> 00:31:22,790
Teach me to skate better.

546
00:31:22,950 --> 00:31:25,450
What the fuck do I know
about skating, Doug?

547
00:31:25,620 --> 00:31:27,540
You see what I do in there.

548
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:33,500
We can train another time
if you're not able to right now.

549
00:31:33,670 --> 00:31:36,550
There's a restaurant nearby
that sells hot dogs.

550
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:38,090
We could just eat those instead.

551
00:31:38,260 --> 00:31:39,470
Hot dogs?

552
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:41,140
Yeah, it's like
a sausage sandwich.

553
00:31:41,300 --> 00:31:42,810
I know what
a fuckin' hot dog is.

554
00:31:42,970 --> 00:31:44,520
It looks like a penis.

555
00:31:45,890 --> 00:31:47,430
Jesus Christ.

556
00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:50,600
Alright.

557
00:31:50,770 --> 00:31:53,150
20 minutes. We go in there,
get it out of your system.

558
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:56,280
- Then you go right home, eh?
- Thank you, sir.

559
00:31:58,820 --> 00:32:01,660
Oh, goddamn it. Not again!

560
00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:04,790
They better not have fuckin'...

561
00:32:04,950 --> 00:32:08,040
Aw, shit!

562
00:32:09,870 --> 00:32:12,080
I left my fuckin' bus pass
in there.

563
00:32:13,590 --> 00:32:16,170
I need my fuckin' bus pass!

564
00:32:16,340 --> 00:32:19,720
- What time is it?
- 11:37.

565
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:21,430
Wait.

566
00:32:23,010 --> 00:32:24,390
11:38.

567
00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:28,100
- Did you just get home?
- Yeah.

568
00:32:28,270 --> 00:32:30,770
The insurance carnival was long.

569
00:32:30,940 --> 00:32:31,940
Mm.

570
00:32:31,980 --> 00:32:35,690
I was meeting all these people
who do insurance.

571
00:32:36,900 --> 00:32:39,610
It's really safe.

572
00:32:39,780 --> 00:32:41,530
It's a real thing.

573
00:32:41,700 --> 00:32:44,370
It doesn't sound like
a real thing.

574
00:32:44,530 --> 00:32:49,500
- Uh... It...
- Mmm. You smell like hot dogs.

575
00:32:52,460 --> 00:32:54,290
Thank you.

576
00:33:06,220 --> 00:33:08,560
That's it. Rotate.

577
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:11,020
Rotate. Alright, now give me
that left across.

578
00:33:11,190 --> 00:33:13,980
♪ Sometimes when
your hopes have all been shattered

579
00:33:14,150 --> 00:33:16,860
♪ There's nowhere to turn

580
00:33:18,030 --> 00:33:21,490
♪ You wonder how
you'll keep going... ♪

581
00:33:21,650 --> 00:33:24,240
<i>Halifax Highlanders
and the Hamilton Steelers.</i>

582
00:33:24,410 --> 00:33:25,930
<i>Now LaFlamme's
just hammered in the corner.</i>

583
00:33:25,950 --> 00:33:27,490
<i>He's run into and checked.</i>

584
00:33:27,660 --> 00:33:29,620
- Sorry. Take a second.
- Tagged ya.

585
00:33:29,790 --> 00:33:31,210
- Tagged ya again.
- Sorry, bud.

586
00:33:31,370 --> 00:33:33,060
Stop fuckin' saying sorry.
I'm kickin' your ass, boy.

587
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:34,830
<i>Now Dupere digs the puck
out of the corner.</i>

588
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,380
<i>Moves into the back! He scores!</i>

589
00:33:39,250 --> 00:33:41,670
Whatever, man. I could have
stopped that with your dick.

590
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:43,550
<i>And it is a 3-0 lead</i>

591
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:45,510
<i>for Hamilton over Halifax.</i>

592
00:33:46,550 --> 00:33:49,180
Uppercut.

593
00:33:49,350 --> 00:33:50,390
♪ Dare

594
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:54,350
♪ Dare to keep
all your dreams alive... ♪

595
00:33:56,230 --> 00:33:58,320
♪ It's time to take a stand... ♪

596
00:33:59,610 --> 00:34:01,820
<i>The newest Highlander,
Anders Cain, scores!</i>

597
00:34:03,030 --> 00:34:04,410
<i>Brilliant individual effort</i>

598
00:34:04,570 --> 00:34:06,200
<i>by Anders Cain.</i>

599
00:34:06,370 --> 00:34:08,410
Uh... uh... Keep it down, Dougie.

600
00:34:08,580 --> 00:34:10,910
For fuck's sake, how many times
do I have to tell you?

601
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:12,450
Just the left!

602
00:34:16,210 --> 00:34:18,090
Put some heat on it, boy.

603
00:34:18,250 --> 00:34:20,750
There you go!
That's the one I'm lookin' for.

604
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:23,880
<i>Here's Anders Cain.
He scores!</i>

605
00:34:24,050 --> 00:34:25,880
<i>Anders Cain and... Uh-oh!</i>

606
00:34:26,050 --> 00:34:28,850
<i>Just like that,
down goes Davinsky!</i>

607
00:34:29,010 --> 00:34:30,010
Ah, Christ!

608
00:34:30,060 --> 00:34:31,810
<i>And he'll head straight to
the penalty box.</i>

609
00:34:31,970 --> 00:34:33,390
Fuck you!

610
00:34:35,190 --> 00:34:36,440
<i>And now the...</i>

611
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:38,110
<i>- Score!</i>
- Fuck!

612
00:34:38,270 --> 00:34:39,650
Ah. Damn it.

613
00:34:39,820 --> 00:34:41,320
<i>Well past the midpoint
of the season,</i>

614
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:43,690
<i>Cain and the Highlanders
are their own worst enemies</i>

615
00:34:43,860 --> 00:34:45,450
<i>as they remain in
the play-off bubble.</i>

616
00:34:50,240 --> 00:34:52,240
♪ Dare... ♪

617
00:34:53,950 --> 00:34:57,620
Yeah! You're workin'
your ass off, kid.

618
00:34:57,790 --> 00:34:59,750
There's a ceiling
on your skating,

619
00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:02,280
and that left hand's never gonna be
as strong as your right,

620
00:35:02,420 --> 00:35:04,470
but trust me,
it'll fuck somebody up.

621
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:08,090
Listen, Dougie, there's
something you might wanna know.

622
00:35:08,260 --> 00:35:10,720
The shitshow's movin'.

623
00:35:10,890 --> 00:35:13,640
Next Bruised and Battered's
gonna be at the MetroCentre.

624
00:35:15,060 --> 00:35:17,480
You want to be a Highlander,
that's your ticket.

625
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:19,270
There's your audition, boy.

626
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:20,810
Hyrum's gonna be watchin'.

627
00:35:20,980 --> 00:35:23,900
You can show him and everyone else
you're still fucking here.

628
00:35:24,070 --> 00:35:25,820
What do you say?

629
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:29,870
<i>While they keep finding
ways to win,</i>

630
00:35:30,030 --> 00:35:32,370
<i>the Highlanders keep
finding ways to lose too.</i>

631
00:35:32,530 --> 00:35:34,010
<i>Many are blaming
the hot-and-cold play</i>

632
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:35,250
<i>of Anders Cain,</i>

633
00:35:35,410 --> 00:35:37,000
<i>who sits 31st in scoring</i>

634
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:38,960
<i>but leads the league
in penalty minutes.</i>

635
00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:41,920
We've dropped 8 of the last 10.

636
00:35:42,090 --> 00:35:44,010
We take penalties away,
other teams change lines.

637
00:35:44,170 --> 00:35:47,260
- I'm trying.
- What do I say?

638
00:35:48,970 --> 00:35:51,930
Don't fucking try. Fucking win.

639
00:35:53,180 --> 00:35:55,470
Wake them the fuck up, alright?

640
00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:57,390
Wake 'em the fuck up. Yes, sir.

641
00:35:57,560 --> 00:36:00,100
Good.

642
00:36:00,270 --> 00:36:02,520
Lead these guys.

643
00:36:02,690 --> 00:36:04,070
That tie is too short, Chad.

644
00:36:04,230 --> 00:36:06,940
Or I know exactly what the fuck
I'm doing, James!

645
00:36:07,110 --> 00:36:08,490
Sports Desk -

646
00:36:08,650 --> 00:36:12,240
we know exactly what the fuck
we're doing, James.

647
00:36:12,410 --> 00:36:13,870
Oh, my gosh. Thank God.

648
00:36:14,030 --> 00:36:15,950
It feels so good
to be out of the house,

649
00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:18,040
and I am so excited
about this restaurant.

650
00:36:18,210 --> 00:36:22,080
Me and the baby are gonna eat
the shit out of some pad thai.

651
00:36:22,250 --> 00:36:24,500
Oh, why are we taking
the long way? It's not...

652
00:36:28,590 --> 00:36:31,090
Doug, do you want to go in
and say a quick hello?

653
00:36:31,260 --> 00:36:33,540
Well, I'll be honest,
I already ate and I'm already drunk,

654
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:35,220
so the bar
seems to make sense.

655
00:36:35,390 --> 00:36:36,970
For fuck's sake!

656
00:36:37,140 --> 00:36:39,390
Man, it feels like
it was fuckin' yesterday

657
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:42,020
that I was working here,

658
00:36:42,190 --> 00:36:44,110
bartender,
boyfriend who played hockey.

659
00:36:44,270 --> 00:36:45,650
Yep.

660
00:36:45,820 --> 00:36:48,610
Now I'm pregnant and married
to a guy who says we're a team,

661
00:36:48,780 --> 00:36:51,110
but he's always gone
and feels he has to hide the fact

662
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:52,660
that he eats hot dogs.

663
00:36:52,820 --> 00:36:55,200
What the fuck happened?
Are we these people now?

664
00:36:55,370 --> 00:36:56,830
This is... this is who we are?

665
00:36:56,990 --> 00:36:59,370
Oh, yeah, that's us.
You and me, baby.

666
00:36:59,540 --> 00:37:02,710
- No, me and... me and Doug are...
- I gotta take a piss.

667
00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:04,540
- OK.
- I still got my jacket on.

668
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:09,880
- Get me another beer.
- Yep.

669
00:37:10,050 --> 00:37:11,880
So, Dougie,
how's that new job going?

670
00:37:12,050 --> 00:37:14,550
Oh, it... it's so... fun.

671
00:37:14,720 --> 00:37:19,520
Yeah, there's... there's all
these documents, you know?

672
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:22,020
I get to bring a thermos
to work,

673
00:37:22,190 --> 00:37:24,230
which keeps my food
hot and cold.

674
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:27,190
Sometimes
I put hamburgers in there.

675
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:29,400
It's up to me.

676
00:37:30,570 --> 00:37:33,660
The way we're playing,
we're all gonna need a new job soon.

677
00:37:33,820 --> 00:37:36,910
I suppose I could go back to
Pentecostal summer camp

678
00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:38,790
with my cousin's boyfriend.

679
00:37:38,950 --> 00:37:42,120
I'm gonna have to move back
with Mum.

680
00:37:42,290 --> 00:37:44,580
And don't get me wrong,
I love her to bits,

681
00:37:44,750 --> 00:37:47,340
but that bedpan fills up
fuckin' fast.

682
00:37:47,500 --> 00:37:50,960
I don't want to work at
my uncle's eel farm.

683
00:37:51,130 --> 00:37:52,340
Mm-mm.

684
00:37:55,180 --> 00:37:57,550
I don't know
how to do anything else.

685
00:38:03,140 --> 00:38:06,060
Ah, you know,
it's just a slump, boys.

686
00:38:07,110 --> 00:38:08,650
It shall pass.

687
00:38:10,110 --> 00:38:11,490
Come on, get 'em in ya!

688
00:38:11,650 --> 00:38:13,530
Mmm.

689
00:38:15,530 --> 00:38:18,830
All the drinks in this country
taste like piss.

690
00:38:18,990 --> 00:38:21,660
It taste like a Cossack
shit in my mouth.

691
00:38:21,830 --> 00:38:25,080
Oh, that tastes
like burps.

692
00:38:40,010 --> 00:38:43,310
- Welcome home, kid.
- Thanks.

693
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:46,100
Big night, eh?
Everybody watchin'.

694
00:38:48,900 --> 00:38:50,270
Don't worry. You'll be fine.

695
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:52,600
What poor bastard they got you
matched up with tonight?

696
00:38:52,690 --> 00:38:55,490
Didn't they tell you?
Format's been changed.

697
00:38:55,650 --> 00:38:57,110
Changed to what?

698
00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:59,160
<i>Ladies and gentlemen,</i>

699
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:01,240
<i>the Bruised and Battered
competition</i>

700
00:39:01,410 --> 00:39:03,660
<i>is proud to bring you
tonight's special event -</i>

701
00:39:03,830 --> 00:39:06,250
<i>10 fighters,
one rink, one fight</i>

702
00:39:06,420 --> 00:39:09,080
<i>in our first-ever
battle royale!</i>

703
00:39:09,250 --> 00:39:10,920
- Fuck him up!
- Are you ready?

704
00:39:13,340 --> 00:39:17,180
- Are you ready?
- Really bad idea.

705
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:20,720
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit,
shit, shit.

706
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:34,820
Oh, jeez. Oh, jeez! Oh, jeez!

707
00:39:38,070 --> 00:39:41,030
- Aarrgh!
- Jesus Christ on a bike.

708
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:43,240
Fuck you, Glatt.

709
00:39:57,920 --> 00:39:59,520
- What are we doing here?
- I don't know.

710
00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:01,970
I went to fuckin' Princeton.

711
00:40:12,310 --> 00:40:13,980
You look like Super Mario.

712
00:40:14,150 --> 00:40:16,360
Hey, Andrew.

713
00:40:19,990 --> 00:40:22,120
My fuck, can he still bang.

714
00:40:29,830 --> 00:40:31,210
Come on, big guy.

715
00:40:31,380 --> 00:40:33,130
What are you,
like, fuckin' 15 years old?

716
00:40:39,220 --> 00:40:40,590
Ross! Ross! Ross! Ross! Ross!

717
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:43,680
Let him go. Let me go.
Let me go. I'm the ref.

718
00:40:43,850 --> 00:40:45,600
Let me go!

719
00:40:47,350 --> 00:40:48,730
Fuck it.

720
00:40:57,230 --> 00:40:59,860
You're one tough
motherfucker, Dougie!

721
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:18,590
- Hey, kid.
- Hi, sir.

722
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:22,090
You alright?

723
00:41:23,140 --> 00:41:27,010
Yeah. I've been better.

724
00:41:27,180 --> 00:41:28,680
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

725
00:41:28,850 --> 00:41:30,230
Ah, fuck.

726
00:41:30,390 --> 00:41:32,640
Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

727
00:41:32,810 --> 00:41:35,060
Let's not reinvent
the wheel here, eh?

728
00:41:35,230 --> 00:41:38,360
Doug! Doug!
Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug!

729
00:41:38,530 --> 00:41:40,030
Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug!

730
00:41:40,190 --> 00:41:43,780
Hey, wait. I got you, buddy.

731
00:41:43,950 --> 00:41:46,780
Maybe we should leave.

732
00:41:46,950 --> 00:41:49,620
I got you.

733
00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:06,680
Well, that was
a fuckin' shitshow, eh?

734
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:10,810
Not exactly playing hockey,
is it?

735
00:42:14,230 --> 00:42:17,980
Thanks, kid.
You had my back out there.

736
00:42:18,150 --> 00:42:20,230
I owe you.

737
00:42:25,070 --> 00:42:27,410
Maybe I should take you
to the doctor.

738
00:42:27,570 --> 00:42:28,990
What for?

739
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:32,160
So he can tell me I got
post-concussion syndrome?

740
00:42:32,330 --> 00:42:35,540
One more bad hit
and you're done?

741
00:42:35,710 --> 00:42:37,250
It's not fuckin' soccer, Dougie.

742
00:42:37,420 --> 00:42:39,790
I've been hearing that shit
for a decade now.

743
00:42:42,210 --> 00:42:44,300
That doesn't sound very good.

744
00:42:47,010 --> 00:42:49,220
You looked mean out there,
kiddo.

745
00:42:49,390 --> 00:42:51,970
Young Anders
better watch his ass.

746
00:42:59,150 --> 00:43:01,320
Lead these guys!
Lead these guys!

747
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:03,650
What would a leader do?
What would a fuckin' leader do?

748
00:43:03,820 --> 00:43:06,990
Alright! Alright! Listen up!

749
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:09,320
Captain speaking! Captain time!

750
00:43:09,490 --> 00:43:11,120
Off your fuckin' phone,
LaFlamme.

751
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:12,830
- Get off!
- Turn it off.

752
00:43:12,990 --> 00:43:15,370
You turn the puck over in
the neutral zone one more time

753
00:43:15,540 --> 00:43:17,740
and I'll teach you a fucking lesson
you'll never forget.

754
00:43:17,790 --> 00:43:19,580
- Got it?
- What the fuck you just say?

755
00:43:19,750 --> 00:43:21,630
And you KHL garbage bullshit,

756
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:25,220
Ukrainian fuck Hockey League
Chernobyl disaster fucks!

757
00:43:25,380 --> 00:43:27,800
You turn that fuckin' puck over
one more time

758
00:43:27,970 --> 00:43:29,390
and I'll fuckin' kill
both of you!

759
00:43:29,550 --> 00:43:30,930
- And you!
- Yeah?

760
00:43:31,100 --> 00:43:34,430
Fuck, I don't even know.
Fuck you! Fuck you!

761
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:36,060
Hey!

762
00:43:36,230 --> 00:43:37,850
Be nice.

763
00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:41,110
What?

764
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:46,240
Be nice.

765
00:43:52,370 --> 00:43:56,200
Whoo! Whoo! Fuck, yeah!

766
00:43:56,370 --> 00:43:58,500
That's what I'm talking about!
Sports!

767
00:43:58,670 --> 00:44:00,040
You miss fucking Doug Glatt?

768
00:44:00,210 --> 00:44:03,880
You think he gives two fuckin' shits
about you guys?

769
00:44:04,050 --> 00:44:07,800
I care! I fucking care!
We're gonna do this together!

770
00:44:07,970 --> 00:44:11,600
Highlanders on three!
One, two, three! Highlanders!

771
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:13,560
My line starts!

772
00:44:13,720 --> 00:44:16,270
See? He gets it!
He fuckin' gets it!

773
00:44:16,430 --> 00:44:18,350
He smiles, he fuckin' gets it.

774
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:22,310
Fuck! No!
No more fucking candy!

775
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:24,400
What the fuck?!

776
00:44:24,570 --> 00:44:29,280
Holy shit!

777
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:32,870
<i>- Highlanders lead Newark...</i>
- Come on!

778
00:44:33,030 --> 00:44:35,410
<i>1-0, thanks to a goal
by Anders Cain.</i>

779
00:44:35,580 --> 00:44:38,960
<i>Anders Cain wants it badly.
Shoves his own teammate aside.</i>

780
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:40,540
<i>Now the captain awaits.</i>

781
00:44:40,710 --> 00:44:42,670
<i>Cain takes a good look
up the ice.</i>

782
00:44:42,830 --> 00:44:44,480
<i>- Down the other end...</i>
- Oh, no, he's not...

783
00:44:44,500 --> 00:44:46,150
<i>is LaFlamme hovering
in the neutral zone.</i>

784
00:44:46,170 --> 00:44:47,960
<i>Cain now works it up.
LaFlamme well ahead.</i>

785
00:44:48,130 --> 00:44:49,510
No!

786
00:44:49,670 --> 00:44:51,890
<i>A suicide pass!
LaFlamme is decked by Balacco.</i>

787
00:44:52,050 --> 00:44:53,680
- Fuck!
- Fuckin' cunt.

788
00:44:53,850 --> 00:44:56,430
<i>Down on the ice is LaFlamme.
He's spitting blood.</i>

789
00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:59,640
<i>Here's Cain and Stevenson
going at the goal.</i>

790
00:44:59,810 --> 00:45:01,390
<i>Anders Cain...</i>

791
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:03,100
What are you doing?!

792
00:45:03,270 --> 00:45:05,150
<i>levels both the Newark goalie
and Stevenson.</i>

793
00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:06,730
Fuck me.

794
00:45:06,900 --> 00:45:08,490
<i>Now Cain draws a crowd.</i>

795
00:45:08,650 --> 00:45:11,660
<i>Cain decks one, decks two,</i>

796
00:45:11,820 --> 00:45:14,660
<i>and Cain stood up to the world.</i>

797
00:45:14,820 --> 00:45:17,540
Your kid finally got suspended,
OK?

798
00:45:17,700 --> 00:45:19,750
- He's destroying this team.
- What's that?

799
00:45:19,910 --> 00:45:22,670
- You heard me, you little shit.
- Tread lightly, Ron.

800
00:45:22,830 --> 00:45:24,830
Hyrum, did you not see
the same fuckin' hockey game

801
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:26,290
that I saw last night?

802
00:45:26,460 --> 00:45:28,880
- Did you see that game?
- Yeah. I did. I saw compete.

803
00:45:29,050 --> 00:45:30,760
It was misdirected,
but I saw compete.

804
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:32,300
The dressing room's
in the shitter.

805
00:45:32,470 --> 00:45:34,830
It's tighter than a nun's cunt in there.
There's no chatter.

806
00:45:34,970 --> 00:45:36,860
The boys feel like they're on
the chopping block.

807
00:45:36,890 --> 00:45:38,720
They need someone
to pull them together,

808
00:45:38,890 --> 00:45:40,770
and time after time after time,

809
00:45:40,930 --> 00:45:42,370
he's proven he's not
the fuckin' guy.

810
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:44,730
Oh, what, so it's my fault
the fucking amateur hour...

811
00:45:44,900 --> 00:45:46,440
Anders.

812
00:45:50,780 --> 00:45:52,320
What about Doug?

813
00:45:52,490 --> 00:45:56,410
- Doug. Doug?
- Maybe I was wrong about him.

814
00:45:56,570 --> 00:45:59,040
I saw him at the shitshow
the other night.

815
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:01,750
- He looked mean.
- What, really?

816
00:46:01,910 --> 00:46:03,290
- Yeah.
- We thought he was done.

817
00:46:03,460 --> 00:46:05,170
Yeah, 'cause I fuckin'
made him done.

818
00:46:05,330 --> 00:46:06,790
Alright, alright,

819
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:10,000
well, then maybe we bring him
back to practice, eh?

820
00:46:10,170 --> 00:46:13,170
- Give him a shot.
- See if he's got what it takes.

821
00:46:13,340 --> 00:46:14,840
But we saw what he did to him,

822
00:46:15,010 --> 00:46:16,650
so what's that dressing room
gonna look like

823
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:18,050
with him and Glatt in it?

824
00:46:18,220 --> 00:46:21,100
- I think we should find out.
- Fuck me!

825
00:46:21,270 --> 00:46:24,480
Fuck you then,
'cause we're doing it.

826
00:46:36,240 --> 00:46:41,950
♪ Baby, it's nice
to have you here right now

827
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:44,870
♪ Baby, it's nice
to feel you near... ♪

828
00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:47,670
Oh, my lordy! It's Doug!

829
00:46:49,380 --> 00:46:51,300
Jesus, Stevie,
you fell in the garbage!

830
00:46:51,460 --> 00:46:53,630
- I'm OK.
- Welcome back, Dougie!

831
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:56,180
- Welcome home, Dougie!
- Welcome home, Doug.

832
00:46:56,340 --> 00:46:58,090
Thanks, bud.

833
00:46:59,850 --> 00:47:02,140
- Now we're talking!
- Fuckin' right.

834
00:47:02,310 --> 00:47:04,390
OK, boys...

835
00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:08,060
this is a big day.

836
00:47:08,230 --> 00:47:09,910
First off, we're gonna
welcome back Dougie.

837
00:47:09,940 --> 00:47:12,110
We're gonna see if he's
fit enough to play, alright?

838
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:16,150
Thank you, guys.

839
00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:19,160
I'm so happy to be back here
and have a chance to...

840
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:21,700
be back here?

841
00:47:21,870 --> 00:47:23,240
That's good.

842
00:47:23,410 --> 00:47:26,830
OK, I'm so fuckin' excited
to tell you this.

843
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:28,710
Favourite part of
the practice for me.

844
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:32,210
- Puke time. Suicides.
- Let's give her!

845
00:47:32,380 --> 00:47:35,260
- Lace 'em up! Lace 'em up!
- Man of iron.

846
00:47:35,420 --> 00:47:40,510
- Jew of iron.
- Sorry I smell like garbage.

847
00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:43,350
- See you out there.
- So glad to see you, man.

848
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:46,020
I totally thought
you were transitioning.

849
00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:52,070
You're not home.

850
00:47:54,230 --> 00:47:56,950
Your fuckin' jersey, you idiot.
You're not home.

851
00:48:06,910 --> 00:48:09,210
You shouldn't have come back,
Doug.

852
00:48:11,130 --> 00:48:12,840
You shouldn't have come back.

853
00:48:17,970 --> 00:48:19,840
They gave you my C.

854
00:48:20,010 --> 00:48:24,140
I think you gave me your C, bud.

855
00:48:24,310 --> 00:48:28,350
Captain doesn't cheap shot,
doesn't try to end careers.

856
00:48:29,390 --> 00:48:30,770
You think
you're a hockey player.

857
00:48:30,940 --> 00:48:34,020
That's fuckin' funny.

858
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:44,580
See, Doug, I just do whatever
my team needs me to do.

859
00:48:50,870 --> 00:48:52,630
See you out there, bud.

860
00:48:52,790 --> 00:48:55,420
You look good.
Your face looks better.

861
00:48:57,130 --> 00:49:01,380
OK, lads, some of youse
have a little rust.

862
00:49:01,550 --> 00:49:04,640
We're gonna work some of that
rust off right fuckin' now, OK?

863
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:06,280
We're gonna play
some shutdown hockey.

864
00:49:06,350 --> 00:49:07,720
Let's keep it clean, fellas.

865
00:49:07,890 --> 00:49:09,230
You're all on
the same team here.

866
00:49:09,390 --> 00:49:11,140
OK?

867
00:49:13,020 --> 00:49:15,650
- Jesus fuckin' Christ.
- Don't mind me.

868
00:49:15,820 --> 00:49:19,860
We won't. Let's go!

869
00:49:28,290 --> 00:49:30,330
Move your feet, boy!
Move your feet!

870
00:49:31,870 --> 00:49:35,130
Move it!

871
00:49:35,290 --> 00:49:37,300
Keep your head up!
Keep your head up!

872
00:49:38,380 --> 00:49:40,970
- Oh!
- Goddamn it! Fucking shit...

873
00:49:41,130 --> 00:49:44,800
- Come on!
- Eh?

874
00:49:48,140 --> 00:49:50,060
Nice, Dougie.

875
00:49:50,220 --> 00:49:51,850
- Good job!
- Come on! Help me out!

876
00:49:52,890 --> 00:49:54,520
Yeah!

877
00:49:54,690 --> 00:49:56,730
- Yeah!
- The old boys are lookin' good.

878
00:49:56,900 --> 00:49:58,020
Fuck!

879
00:50:00,820 --> 00:50:02,030
- Nice, Dougie!
- Whoo!

880
00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:04,820
- Fuck!
- Next goal wins.

881
00:50:04,990 --> 00:50:08,160
Fuck 'next goal wins'.
What is this, street hockey?

882
00:50:08,330 --> 00:50:10,620
- Car!
- Let's get 'em, Anders! Hustle!

883
00:50:10,790 --> 00:50:12,910
Let's go! Let's go!

884
00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:14,460
Anders, work!

885
00:50:14,620 --> 00:50:16,580
- They're making you look bad!
- Game on!

886
00:50:16,750 --> 00:50:18,710
Mum's got hot chocolate
at our place after.

887
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:21,340
Loser brings an orange ball
from Canadian Tire!

888
00:50:21,510 --> 00:50:22,880
'Next goal wins' is a thing.

889
00:50:23,050 --> 00:50:24,550
That's... that's not just
road hockey.

890
00:50:24,720 --> 00:50:26,260
That's... that's...
That is a thing.

891
00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:28,930
Whoo!

892
00:50:29,100 --> 00:50:30,470
Hey, hey, hey! Hey!

893
00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:32,560
Come on.
You gonna fucking turtle on me?

894
00:50:32,730 --> 00:50:34,350
- Hey!
- Come on, Dougie. Round two.

895
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:36,190
Puck's at your feet!
Play to the whistle!

896
00:50:36,350 --> 00:50:38,310
- Come on, Dougie. Come on.
- Dougie, here!

897
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:40,690
- Move the puck!
- What the fuck?

898
00:50:41,730 --> 00:50:43,950
Yes!

899
00:50:44,110 --> 00:50:46,700
There you go!
Next goal wins it, right?

900
00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:52,160
- Fuck!
- Jesus Christ, man.

901
00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:56,790
Hey, Hyrum, what kind of
marshmallows do you like?

902
00:50:56,960 --> 00:50:59,460
- Go fuck yourself.
- Boys, bring it in.

903
00:50:59,630 --> 00:51:03,210
Better. Good hustle, eh?

904
00:51:03,380 --> 00:51:07,430
Good hustle. Heart.
That's what it takes to win.

905
00:51:07,590 --> 00:51:09,190
You guys are getting
first shift tonight.

906
00:51:09,260 --> 00:51:11,600
Belchy, you nut, don't wander.

907
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:13,600
- You're startin'.
- Fuckin' right, coach.

908
00:51:13,770 --> 00:51:16,560
- It's Canadian fuckin' hockey.
- OK.

909
00:51:16,730 --> 00:51:18,940
Dougie, welcome back, son.

910
00:51:19,110 --> 00:51:20,480
Welcome back.

911
00:51:20,650 --> 00:51:22,730
- Come on.
- Good stuff, boys!

912
00:51:28,530 --> 00:51:30,070
Doug, where were you?

913
00:51:30,240 --> 00:51:32,410
- They called our names to go in.
- I'm sorry, Eva.

914
00:51:32,580 --> 00:51:35,200
I'll explain
when I'm less sweaty.

915
00:51:35,370 --> 00:51:38,880
Hey, Triceratops!
That's my favourite dinosaur.

916
00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:42,300
Remember how I keep saying
that work is fun

917
00:51:42,460 --> 00:51:44,090
and there's all these documents?

918
00:51:44,260 --> 00:51:45,630
Well, that's, like,
only half true,

919
00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:48,630
because it's not fun at all.

920
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:50,470
I just don't think
that the insurance bug

921
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:53,010
has truly laid its eggs
inside of me.

922
00:51:54,720 --> 00:51:56,100
OK.

923
00:51:56,270 --> 00:52:02,190
So, I mean, who said
you had to sell insurance?

924
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:03,900
I never told you that.

925
00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:08,150
And I only got you
those bloody business cards

926
00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:10,240
because I was trying to be cute
or some shit.

927
00:52:10,410 --> 00:52:12,910
The Highlanders still need me.

928
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:20,460
But we're supposed to be
doing this together, like a team.

929
00:52:20,630 --> 00:52:25,250
Neither of us are just making
decisions for ourselves anymore.

930
00:52:25,420 --> 00:52:26,920
A lot of shit
affects both of us.

931
00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:38,980
Look at her.
Look at what we did.

932
00:52:39,140 --> 00:52:40,140
Yeah.

933
00:52:40,270 --> 00:52:43,900
She looks like a beautiful
tiny mushroom person.

934
00:52:44,070 --> 00:52:45,980
She's so cool.

935
00:52:50,530 --> 00:52:51,910
Just...

936
00:52:52,070 --> 00:52:55,490
It was different watching you
beat the piss out of guys

937
00:52:55,660 --> 00:52:57,040
before I actually knew you.

938
00:52:57,200 --> 00:52:59,910
I mean,
I fuckin' loved it, obviously.

939
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:02,960
Part of what made me dig you
in the first place.

940
00:53:03,130 --> 00:53:07,000
But the fucking very moment
I fell in love with you,

941
00:53:07,170 --> 00:53:09,300
it got scary.

942
00:53:09,470 --> 00:53:14,350
Now you're my husband
and we've got...

943
00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:21,730
- This is big shit, Doug.
- I know it is.

944
00:53:21,890 --> 00:53:26,690
I love you,
and if you want to do something,

945
00:53:26,860 --> 00:53:29,940
then I'm with you...

946
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:35,410
but I can't be scared shitless
every time you go out there.

947
00:53:35,580 --> 00:53:37,370
So, what I mean is,

948
00:53:37,540 --> 00:53:39,580
if you want to be
a Highlander again,

949
00:53:39,750 --> 00:53:42,540
then go and be
a Highlander again.

950
00:53:42,710 --> 00:53:44,210
I'll support you,

951
00:53:44,380 --> 00:53:47,670
but you have to do
one thing for me.

952
00:53:47,840 --> 00:53:50,510
I would do anything for you,
Eva.

953
00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:53,800
Don't fight.

954
00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:57,050
What?

955
00:53:57,220 --> 00:54:01,100
I've seen you make hits
and kill penalties

956
00:54:01,270 --> 00:54:03,940
and block shots with your face.

957
00:54:05,860 --> 00:54:08,650
I'm trying, but you gotta
meet me halfway and...

958
00:54:09,900 --> 00:54:11,490
and not fight.

959
00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:17,330
You're more than that.

960
00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:22,960
- OK.
- Thank you, Doug.

961
00:54:24,370 --> 00:54:25,920
Thank you, Eva.

962
00:54:29,840 --> 00:54:33,130
Come on,
you can't quit on me now.

963
00:54:33,300 --> 00:54:34,680
What about all our adventures?

964
00:54:34,840 --> 00:54:37,300
Remember that one time
I thought you had a watch?

965
00:54:39,260 --> 00:54:41,100
God, you're just gonna
throw that away?

966
00:54:41,270 --> 00:54:42,980
I'm sorry, Bob Forbes.

967
00:54:43,140 --> 00:54:45,560
I don't know anything
about documents.

968
00:54:45,730 --> 00:54:47,100
What, do you think I do?

969
00:54:47,270 --> 00:54:48,650
God, somebody gives me
a document

970
00:54:48,810 --> 00:54:50,730
and I go, "Mmm, err,"
give it to another guy.

971
00:54:50,900 --> 00:54:52,530
That's how insurance works!

972
00:54:52,690 --> 00:54:54,700
Goddamn it!

973
00:54:56,860 --> 00:54:59,580
Well, can't say
I'm not sad to see you go,

974
00:54:59,740 --> 00:55:02,580
but if you change your mind,
just know you always got a spot

975
00:55:02,750 --> 00:55:05,410
here in the storage shed,
Dennis.

976
00:55:06,460 --> 00:55:08,420
He's... he's staying?
No, he's going. Shit.

977
00:55:08,580 --> 00:55:10,210
Argh!

978
00:55:11,460 --> 00:55:14,670
Always driving away
the ones you love.

979
00:55:16,090 --> 00:55:17,640
Yeah, that ought to hold.

980
00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:19,600
Jesus Christ.

981
00:55:34,900 --> 00:55:38,110
- Hey. How's your arm?
- Good, thank you.

982
00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:39,820
How's your arm?

983
00:55:41,410 --> 00:55:44,160
Listen, um, everybody's rusty
their first game.

984
00:55:44,330 --> 00:55:45,870
It's OK, OK?

985
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:54,550
What the fuck? Belchy.

986
00:55:54,710 --> 00:55:56,170
Belchy!

987
00:55:56,340 --> 00:55:59,550
We are very much happy
you are playing again.

988
00:55:59,720 --> 00:56:01,600
This is our gift to you.

989
00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:03,140
Sandwich.

990
00:56:03,310 --> 00:56:06,020
This is you upon receipt
of sandwich.

991
00:56:06,180 --> 00:56:07,810
- Smiley?
- Mm-hmm.

992
00:56:07,980 --> 00:56:11,110
Happy cartoon, huh?

993
00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:14,690
Fuckin' A, man.
That feels fuckin' right.

994
00:56:14,860 --> 00:56:16,240
We needed this, man.

995
00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:17,780
You two fuckin' buffoons

996
00:56:17,950 --> 00:56:19,550
are standing there
with your giant dicks.

997
00:56:19,660 --> 00:56:21,570
I mean,
that's a fuckin' sturgeon, man.

998
00:56:21,740 --> 00:56:23,200
Jesus Christ!

999
00:56:23,370 --> 00:56:25,610
I always think you're gonna
fuckin' prank me or whatever,

1000
00:56:25,700 --> 00:56:28,750
or you're gonna say your shit
about my fuckin' mom, which...

1001
00:56:28,910 --> 00:56:32,210
No, no, no, no, no.
We respect your mother now.

1002
00:56:32,380 --> 00:56:35,880
She's becoming
very open-minded.

1003
00:56:36,050 --> 00:56:38,340
Yeah, man. Alright.
She's been working on that.

1004
00:56:38,510 --> 00:56:42,350
Big cream pie,
pearl fucking necklace...

1005
00:56:42,510 --> 00:56:46,680
Golden showers,
double penetration.

1006
00:56:46,850 --> 00:56:48,810
- Uh-huh!
- Double penetration.

1007
00:56:48,980 --> 00:56:50,980
No butt, just vagina.

1008
00:56:51,150 --> 00:56:54,070
- Two penis, one hole.
- Yes.

1009
00:56:54,230 --> 00:56:59,280
Warm, worm kisses
deep inside your mother.

1010
00:56:59,450 --> 00:57:02,030
Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi!

1011
00:57:02,200 --> 00:57:05,490
The fuck is that?
Warm worm? Fuck you two, man!

1012
00:57:05,660 --> 00:57:08,120
You understand,
we are brothers.

1013
00:57:08,290 --> 00:57:10,580
We power-fuck your mother.

1014
00:57:10,750 --> 00:57:12,790
You know, I'm an idiot
for fucking even trusting you

1015
00:57:12,880 --> 00:57:15,500
for a second,
you Ruskie fuckin' pricks!

1016
00:57:15,670 --> 00:57:17,460
The best revenge is living well.

1017
00:57:17,630 --> 00:57:19,670
I'm not stooping to
your fuckin' level.

1018
00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:23,260
- The mayonnaise is semen.
- What?

1019
00:57:23,430 --> 00:57:27,560
- Semen.
- You know, ejaculate.

1020
00:57:28,850 --> 00:57:30,890
Doug Glatt
is a Highlander once more.

1021
00:57:31,060 --> 00:57:32,730
With just a quarter
of the season left,

1022
00:57:32,900 --> 00:57:35,820
Hyrum Cain seems to be trying
a hail Mary move

1023
00:57:35,980 --> 00:57:37,940
by bringing back a man
known for his fists

1024
00:57:38,110 --> 00:57:39,780
and, frankly, not much else.

1025
00:57:39,940 --> 00:57:40,940
No.

1026
00:57:40,990 --> 00:57:43,660
Considering this will be
Glatt's first hockey game

1027
00:57:43,820 --> 00:57:45,660
since being knocked out
by his now teammate,

1028
00:57:45,830 --> 00:57:47,280
the currently suspended
Anders Cain,

1029
00:57:47,450 --> 00:57:49,830
this should make for
an interesting locker room dynamic

1030
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:53,000
and even more awkward
Cain family Boxing Day.

1031
00:57:53,170 --> 00:57:56,840
I mean, that household
is a fucking disaster.

1032
00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:59,590
- Just read the prompter, man.
- No.

1033
00:57:59,760 --> 00:58:02,630
I say what I want, James,
because I got a pair of balls,

1034
00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:04,180
not two pieces of pussy.

1035
00:58:04,340 --> 00:58:05,850
How long is this
gonna happen for?

1036
00:58:06,010 --> 00:58:07,390
For as long as it takes.

1037
00:58:07,560 --> 00:58:10,180
Sports Desk -
we'll take as long as it takes.

1038
00:58:12,480 --> 00:58:15,350
Sports Desk - fuck, yeah.

1039
00:58:16,860 --> 00:58:18,270
- Alright. OK.
- Ha!

1040
00:58:18,440 --> 00:58:21,490
- Fuck it.
- Off the belly. In the ear!

1041
00:58:21,650 --> 00:58:23,280
- Alright, no.
<i>- Doug 'The Thug' Glatt.</i>

1042
00:58:23,450 --> 00:58:25,610
Doug with that big dick.

1043
00:58:26,910 --> 00:58:28,990
- Too much?
- It's not...

1044
00:58:29,160 --> 00:58:32,830
<i>the Halifax faithful hoping
'The Thug' can do his part</i>

1045
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:35,080
<i>to get them back to
the play-offs.</i>

1046
00:58:35,250 --> 00:58:37,630
<i>So, the St John's Shamrocks.</i>

1047
00:58:37,790 --> 00:58:39,630
<i>The Shamrocks breaking out of
their own zone.</i>

1048
00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:41,460
<i>Here's the pass up the wing.</i>

1049
00:58:41,630 --> 00:58:42,630
<i>Oh, baby!</i>

1050
00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:44,380
<i>Doug Glatt's return</i>

1051
00:58:44,550 --> 00:58:48,800
<i>continues to electrify
his crowd and his team.</i>

1052
00:58:48,970 --> 00:58:50,930
<i>St John's still with
a man advantage.</i>

1053
00:58:51,100 --> 00:58:52,700
<i>LaFlamme getting up,
getting ready to go,</i>

1054
00:58:52,770 --> 00:58:55,640
<i>Anders Cain, no help tonight
as he has been suspended.</i>

1055
00:58:57,150 --> 00:58:59,690
<i>Five seconds to go on
the St John's power play,</i>

1056
00:58:59,860 --> 00:59:01,480
<i>and somehow Halifax
has been able</i>

1057
00:59:01,650 --> 00:59:03,440
<i>to keep this game
tied at zero.</i>

1058
00:59:03,610 --> 00:59:05,150
<i>Now LaFlamme
steps out on the ice.</i>

1059
00:59:05,320 --> 00:59:06,530
<i>Halifax with the heat on.</i>

1060
00:59:06,700 --> 00:59:08,120
<i>Carlson looking back,</i>

1061
00:59:08,280 --> 00:59:09,990
<i>takes the puck at
the blue line.</i>

1062
00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:14,250
<i>Now Carlson, he's got a cannon!
He winds it up.</i>

1063
00:59:16,250 --> 00:59:18,960
<i>Oh, everyone,
check your asses for monkeys.</i>

1064
00:59:19,130 --> 00:59:21,050
<i>Xavier LaFlamme
blocking a shot?</i>

1065
00:59:21,210 --> 00:59:23,170
<i>Now we go to Stevenson.</i>

1066
00:59:23,340 --> 00:59:25,300
<i>Stevenson moves down
deep into the corner.</i>

1067
00:59:26,340 --> 00:59:28,540
Oh, growing out a moustache,
you little bitch, huh? Huh?

1068
00:59:30,470 --> 00:59:33,430
I'm so exhausted! Gatorade!

1069
00:59:33,600 --> 00:59:37,100
<i>And now Glatt decides,
"Well, I'm a little thirsty."</i>

1070
00:59:37,270 --> 00:59:39,060
Sorry. Pardon.
I'm super thirsty.

1071
00:59:39,230 --> 00:59:41,480
<i>Meanwhile, Stevenson
comes out of the corner.</i>

1072
00:59:41,650 --> 00:59:44,440
<i>He scores!</i>

1073
00:59:45,490 --> 00:59:48,070
- He took my fuckin' bottle...
- Yeah!

1074
00:59:48,240 --> 00:59:49,870
<i>Well, I suppose there's no rule</i>

1075
00:59:50,030 --> 00:59:52,120
<i>about drinking
the opposing team's Gatorade,</i>

1076
00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:54,950
<i>but perhaps after tonight,
there should be.</i>

1077
00:59:55,120 --> 00:59:57,160
You stole
his Gatorade, man!

1078
00:59:57,330 --> 00:59:59,330
He's so mad!

1079
00:59:59,500 --> 01:00:02,250
<i>Highlanders win thanks to
the unquenchable thirst</i>

1080
01:00:02,420 --> 01:00:04,800
<i>of a man they call 'The Thug'.</i>

1081
01:00:10,050 --> 01:00:12,010
Good for you, kid.

1082
01:00:14,770 --> 01:00:16,770
Good for you.

1083
01:00:19,020 --> 01:00:20,690
Boys,

1084
01:00:20,850 --> 01:00:23,110
got a little heat going now,
right?

1085
01:00:23,270 --> 01:00:25,320
So we're all gonna
take that heat into Reading

1086
01:00:25,480 --> 01:00:27,950
and we're gonna burn
their fuckin' flesh off

1087
01:00:28,110 --> 01:00:30,320
like fuckin' flamethrowers!

1088
01:00:30,490 --> 01:00:31,490
- Sir?
- Yes?

1089
01:00:31,620 --> 01:00:32,990
OK, for the last time,

1090
01:00:33,160 --> 01:00:37,000
I'm gonna have to ask you to
lower your voice, OK? Just...

1091
01:00:37,160 --> 01:00:38,790
Sweetie, take that for me,
would you?

1092
01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:41,360
Uh, no, not in first class,
so I don't take your... anything.

1093
01:00:41,460 --> 01:00:43,100
- Alrighty. Sit down?
- Just have a seat there.

1094
01:00:43,130 --> 01:00:44,920
Yes, sir.
That would be wonderful.

1095
01:00:45,090 --> 01:00:48,170
Thank you very much.
And if you could just remain seated.

1096
01:00:48,340 --> 01:00:50,380
Oh for fuck's sake!

1097
01:00:50,550 --> 01:00:53,180
Hey, Belchy!

1098
01:00:53,350 --> 01:00:57,770
Come see! This toilet looks
just like your mother.

1099
01:00:57,930 --> 01:01:01,020
Only markedly less
toilet-like.

1100
01:01:02,730 --> 01:01:06,190
Oh, my God, you guys are...
Get the fuck out of here, man.

1101
01:01:06,360 --> 01:01:08,780
Disgusting.

1102
01:01:08,940 --> 01:01:11,660
Hey. I'm not done.

1103
01:01:11,820 --> 01:01:13,700
- What...
- No.

1104
01:01:14,740 --> 01:01:16,200
She said no.

1105
01:01:16,370 --> 01:01:18,200
We're gonna skate in there

1106
01:01:18,370 --> 01:01:21,960
and we're gonna show those
translucent Rust Belt weirdos

1107
01:01:22,120 --> 01:01:23,540
how we play hock...

1108
01:01:23,710 --> 01:01:24,710
I swear.

1109
01:01:24,880 --> 01:01:26,250
north of the border.

1110
01:01:26,420 --> 01:01:29,170
Highlanders.

1111
01:01:29,340 --> 01:01:31,300
Highlanders.

1112
01:01:31,470 --> 01:01:34,680
Highlanders. Highlanders.

1113
01:01:34,850 --> 01:01:37,100
OK, but that is still making us
uncomfortable.

1114
01:01:37,260 --> 01:01:41,230
Highlanders.
Highlanders. Highlanders.

1115
01:01:41,390 --> 01:01:45,650
- Highlanders. Highlanders.
- Wow, it smells like dick.

1116
01:01:45,810 --> 01:01:49,280
Highlanders.
Highlanders. Highlanders.

1117
01:01:49,440 --> 01:01:50,820
Stay in school.

1118
01:01:50,990 --> 01:01:52,360
Highlanders.

1119
01:01:52,530 --> 01:01:53,910
<i>Three minutes left
in the third</i>

1120
01:01:54,070 --> 01:01:56,870
<i>and the Highlanders' hot streak
is in danger of ending,</i>

1121
01:01:57,030 --> 01:01:58,990
<i>as they trail the Wolfdogs
3 to 2.</i>

1122
01:01:59,160 --> 01:02:00,870
<i>A win tonight would see them</i>

1123
01:02:01,040 --> 01:02:02,790
<i>just one spot outside
play-offs contention.</i>

1124
01:02:02,960 --> 01:02:05,250
<i>All my uncles are dead!</i>

1125
01:02:05,420 --> 01:02:07,000
<i>Anders Cain looks in front,
turns...</i>

1126
01:02:07,170 --> 01:02:09,090
<i>Oh, Waxman's...</i>

1127
01:02:09,250 --> 01:02:13,300
<i>Cain scores!
And it's tied 3-3.</i>

1128
01:02:13,470 --> 01:02:17,050
<i>Great goal by Anders Cain
to keep the dream alive.</i>

1129
01:02:17,220 --> 01:02:18,870
They're gonna be throwing
everything at us now

1130
01:02:18,890 --> 01:02:20,390
but the kitchen sink.

1131
01:02:20,560 --> 01:02:22,020
LaFlamme, do what you did
last game.

1132
01:02:22,180 --> 01:02:24,520
Stevesy, take his lead.

1133
01:02:24,690 --> 01:02:26,520
Yeah, yeah.
Dougie, listen to me.

1134
01:02:26,690 --> 01:02:28,970
You watch their backs,
keep your head in the fuckin' game.

1135
01:02:29,070 --> 01:02:31,150
Handle big man. You see him?
Send him a message.

1136
01:02:31,320 --> 01:02:33,200
Wake him up, Doug. Go, go, go.

1137
01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:35,610
Don't go starting shit
you can't finish.

1138
01:02:35,780 --> 01:02:38,580
<i>Coach Ronnie Hortense
had a few words for Doug Glatt</i>

1139
01:02:38,740 --> 01:02:40,990
<i>who hasn't fought since
he came back two weeks ago,</i>

1140
01:02:41,160 --> 01:02:44,080
<i>and he goes
straight toward Totan.</i>

1141
01:02:44,250 --> 01:02:46,250
- You are bumping me.
<i>- Mount Totan.</i>

1142
01:02:46,420 --> 01:02:49,130
You're so enormous.

1143
01:02:49,290 --> 01:02:50,590
Oy vey!

1144
01:02:52,210 --> 01:02:55,050
<i>Off the faceoff, the puck goes
back into the Wolfdog zone.</i>

1145
01:02:55,220 --> 01:02:57,510
<i>Now it's sent off to centre ice,
turned over by LaFlamme.</i>

1146
01:02:57,680 --> 01:02:59,560
<i>LaFlamme looks across,
finds Stevenson.</i>

1147
01:02:59,720 --> 01:03:02,470
<i>Stevenson dumps it deep into
the Wolfdog territory.</i>

1148
01:03:02,640 --> 01:03:04,100
<i>The puck goes around now
to Totan.</i>

1149
01:03:04,270 --> 01:03:06,020
Here we go!

1150
01:03:06,190 --> 01:03:09,690
<i>Here comes Glatt
right at Totan!</i>

1151
01:03:09,860 --> 01:03:11,860
<i>Oh, and he misses completely!</i>

1152
01:03:12,030 --> 01:03:13,280
Fuck. Shit.

1153
01:03:13,440 --> 01:03:15,900
<i>It looks like he's in pain
on his right side.</i>

1154
01:03:17,110 --> 01:03:18,830
<i>Starting the other way,
the Reading Wolfdogs</i>

1155
01:03:18,990 --> 01:03:21,370
<i>with an opportunity for
the go-ahead goal.</i>

1156
01:03:21,540 --> 01:03:23,870
<i>The puck is brought in
across the blue line.</i>

1157
01:03:25,040 --> 01:03:27,620
<i>- He scores!</i>
- Fuck!

1158
01:03:27,790 --> 01:03:29,290
<i>- Reading win!</i>
- Fuck!

1159
01:03:29,460 --> 01:03:31,340
<i>And with just 10 games left
in the season,</i>

1160
01:03:31,500 --> 01:03:33,300
<i>the Highlanders
seem to have found a way</i>

1161
01:03:33,460 --> 01:03:36,090
<i>to rescue defeat
from the jaws of victory.</i>

1162
01:03:36,260 --> 01:03:37,630
Way to go, Dougie!

1163
01:03:37,800 --> 01:03:39,680
Come on, Doug.

1164
01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:43,930
I don't wanna hear it.
Let's go. Let's fuckin' go.

1165
01:03:44,100 --> 01:03:45,730
Beth! Beth, get in the car.

1166
01:03:45,890 --> 01:03:48,440
You better not have drank milk today,
you fuckin' lactose...

1167
01:03:48,600 --> 01:03:50,150
Come on!

1168
01:03:54,150 --> 01:03:57,320
- Did you watch the game?
- Yeah.

1169
01:03:59,360 --> 01:04:01,660
You said it could be scary
watching me out there.

1170
01:04:01,830 --> 01:04:03,490
Was it scary?

1171
01:04:04,790 --> 01:04:07,040
I mean, I don't like
watching you get hurt,

1172
01:04:07,210 --> 01:04:09,290
so, yeah, a little.

1173
01:04:10,540 --> 01:04:11,920
- Ah!
- Oh, God! Jesus!

1174
01:04:12,090 --> 01:04:13,840
- Are you OK?
- Yeah.

1175
01:04:18,880 --> 01:04:21,260
M-Maybe you shouldn't watch
the next one.

1176
01:04:23,470 --> 01:04:26,770
Yeah. Alright.

1177
01:04:26,930 --> 01:04:31,020
♪ Insane I wake up

1178
01:04:31,190 --> 01:04:35,230
♪ The oars I take up... ♪

1179
01:04:37,690 --> 01:04:39,530
<i>Halfway through the third,</i>

1180
01:04:39,700 --> 01:04:41,670
<i>the Highlanders are fighting
for their post-season lives</i>

1181
01:04:41,700 --> 01:04:43,370
<i>on fan appreciation night.</i>

1182
01:04:43,530 --> 01:04:45,450
<i>- A shot blocked by LaFlamme.</i>
- Attaboy, Flammer!

1183
01:04:45,540 --> 01:04:47,160
<i>What a contribution he's made.</i>

1184
01:04:47,330 --> 01:04:49,370
<i>Now LaFlamme
sees Walters coming.</i>

1185
01:04:49,540 --> 01:04:53,000
<i>And Walters sucker-punched him,
but he gets up.</i>

1186
01:04:53,170 --> 01:04:55,800
<i>- He appears to be alright.</i>
- Lift your fuckin' arm, ref!

1187
01:04:55,960 --> 01:04:58,220
<i>McBain player Walters
is sent to the penalty box.</i>

1188
01:04:59,720 --> 01:05:01,800
<i>And he is none too impressed.</i>

1189
01:05:06,390 --> 01:05:08,390
- Fuck!
- You OK?

1190
01:05:08,560 --> 01:05:10,310
Yeah, I'm alright. Thanks.

1191
01:05:10,480 --> 01:05:12,860
OK, now we're gonna take
this fuckin' power play,

1192
01:05:13,020 --> 01:05:15,000
and we're gonna shove it up
their fuckin' sphincters!

1193
01:05:15,020 --> 01:05:16,230
No K-Y.

1194
01:05:16,400 --> 01:05:17,820
And when we're done with that,

1195
01:05:17,990 --> 01:05:20,990
and that ugly piece of shit
gets out of that fuckin' box,

1196
01:05:21,150 --> 01:05:23,030
we'll give 'em a piece
of our mind, OK?

1197
01:05:23,200 --> 01:05:26,290
I can do that, sir. I can give 'em
a piece of all our minds.

1198
01:05:26,450 --> 01:05:29,660
No, he fuckin' can't.
His arm's all fucked up.

1199
01:05:29,830 --> 01:05:31,580
I'm fine. I can do this.

1200
01:05:31,750 --> 01:05:33,750
You can't fuckin' fight anybody.

1201
01:05:33,920 --> 01:05:36,420
Jesus Christ, boys.
What... what's going on?

1202
01:05:36,590 --> 01:05:39,970
Not now, kiddo. Not now.

1203
01:05:42,680 --> 01:05:45,430
<i>Anders Cain
is coming right across...</i>

1204
01:05:45,600 --> 01:05:47,220
- Yeah? You wanna go?
- Yeah, come on.

1205
01:05:47,390 --> 01:05:48,770
Yeah, anytime, tough guy!

1206
01:05:48,930 --> 01:05:50,390
I'll fuckin' go right on

1207
01:05:50,560 --> 01:05:52,200
and knock your fuckin' teeth
down your throat.

1208
01:05:52,230 --> 01:05:53,600
- Come on!
- Yeah, bring it on!

1209
01:05:53,770 --> 01:05:55,970
I'll tear your fuckin' head off
like a cured meat stick!

1210
01:05:56,110 --> 01:05:58,150
- Stevesy, you're up.
- You're a fuckin' meat stick!

1211
01:05:58,280 --> 01:06:00,860
<i>And now there's action
over at the Highlander bench.</i>

1212
01:06:01,030 --> 01:06:02,570
<i>- And here comes Doug Glatt.</i>
- Glatt!

1213
01:06:02,740 --> 01:06:04,110
<i>- Hortense calls him back.</i>
- Glatt!

1214
01:06:04,280 --> 01:06:05,740
- Get back here!
<i>- Uh-oh!</i>

1215
01:06:05,910 --> 01:06:09,330
<i>We may finally see 'The Thug'
drop his gloves after all.</i>

1216
01:06:09,490 --> 01:06:11,250
Anytime. Oh, you too?

1217
01:06:11,410 --> 01:06:12,790
What the fuck
are you doing here?

1218
01:06:12,960 --> 01:06:14,600
- What are you doing here?
- I'm here to...

1219
01:06:14,630 --> 01:06:16,670
<i>And now both Glatt and Cain
push and shove.</i>

1220
01:06:16,840 --> 01:06:18,500
What the fuck do you mean,
you're here?

1221
01:06:18,670 --> 01:06:20,920
- I'll fuck both you guys up!
- It's mine!

1222
01:06:21,090 --> 01:06:22,090
Whoa! Fuck!

1223
01:06:22,220 --> 01:06:24,590
<i>And down goes Cain
with Glatt on top!</i>

1224
01:06:24,760 --> 01:06:26,550
- What am I lookin' at?
- Fuck!

1225
01:06:26,720 --> 01:06:28,930
- What the fuck is this?!
- I don't know. I don't know.

1226
01:06:29,100 --> 01:06:31,680
I don't even wanna fight anymore.
You killed the mood.

1227
01:06:31,850 --> 01:06:33,770
Dougie, why are you
dry-humping Anders?

1228
01:06:33,940 --> 01:06:36,020
- Get off me!
- I'm trying! I don't want this!

1229
01:06:36,190 --> 01:06:38,770
You're on the same
fucking team, man!

1230
01:06:38,940 --> 01:06:41,610
Fuck, this is horrible!
This is fucking horrible!

1231
01:06:41,780 --> 01:06:43,200
- It is!
- Fuck!

1232
01:06:43,360 --> 01:06:44,360
It is.

1233
01:06:44,490 --> 01:06:47,410
<i>I would like to remind fans
that, should they still desire,</i>

1234
01:06:47,570 --> 01:06:49,260
<i>they can meet the Highlanders
in person tonight</i>

1235
01:06:49,280 --> 01:06:51,910
<i>at the Corktown Pub
for fan appreciation night.</i>

1236
01:06:52,080 --> 01:06:56,920
Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug!

1237
01:06:57,080 --> 01:07:00,670
Anders, you fuckin' suck!
We fuckin' hate you!

1238
01:07:00,840 --> 01:07:02,880
Anders,
you piece of fuckin' shit!

1239
01:07:03,050 --> 01:07:05,800
I know it.
I fucking know it.

1240
01:07:05,970 --> 01:07:07,470
What the fuck is wrong
with you now?

1241
01:07:07,640 --> 01:07:09,050
You know it too.

1242
01:07:09,220 --> 01:07:11,260
- I beat the shit...
- Take it easy.

1243
01:07:11,430 --> 01:07:12,950
- out of Doug Glatt.
- Take it easy.

1244
01:07:12,980 --> 01:07:15,440
You fucking take it easy!
I fucking destroyed him!

1245
01:07:15,600 --> 01:07:17,360
- Calm down.
- Get your fucking hands off me!

1246
01:07:17,480 --> 01:07:19,060
- Hey!
- Anders...

1247
01:07:22,110 --> 01:07:23,860
I beat you.

1248
01:07:25,530 --> 01:07:27,110
Don't look at them,
you dumb fuck.

1249
01:07:27,280 --> 01:07:29,160
- Look at me.
- Anders!

1250
01:07:29,320 --> 01:07:33,870
I am here now. Me.
Right fucking in front of you!

1251
01:07:34,040 --> 01:07:36,210
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

1252
01:07:36,370 --> 01:07:38,170
- Attaboy, Doug.
- Doug...

1253
01:07:38,330 --> 01:07:40,420
That's enough!

1254
01:07:40,590 --> 01:07:44,130
That's it. Come on.

1255
01:07:44,300 --> 01:07:47,510
- I'm fine. I'm fucking fine!
- Good. Chill out, man.

1256
01:07:47,680 --> 01:07:49,430
OK? Just breathe.

1257
01:07:52,060 --> 01:07:54,310
- That's enough!
- Come on, Doug!

1258
01:07:56,020 --> 01:07:58,480
- God!
- Anders, it's over. It's over.

1259
01:07:58,650 --> 01:08:01,610
Get out. Walk him out.

1260
01:08:05,860 --> 01:08:08,360
<i>Early reports coming in
of a bar brawl tonight</i>

1261
01:08:08,530 --> 01:08:10,700
<i>at a popular
Halifax Highlanders hang-out,</i>

1262
01:08:10,870 --> 01:08:13,540
<i>allegedly involving
the Highlanders themselves</i>

1263
01:08:13,700 --> 01:08:15,830
<i>in what could be
just another example</i>

1264
01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:18,000
<i>of violence dogging the team.</i>

1265
01:08:18,170 --> 01:08:19,540
<i>This coming just weeks after</i>

1266
01:08:19,710 --> 01:08:21,590
<i>controversial
hockey fighting competition.</i>

1267
01:08:21,750 --> 01:08:23,840
<i>Bruised and Battered
held its most recent event</i>

1268
01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:27,630
<i>at the Highlanders' home barn,
the Halifax MetroCentre.</i>

1269
01:08:27,800 --> 01:08:30,390
<i>With two must-win games
left to play</i>

1270
01:08:30,550 --> 01:08:32,430
<i>and Cain and Glatt
each serving suspensions,</i>

1271
01:08:32,600 --> 01:08:33,970
<i>one can't help but wonder</i>

1272
01:08:34,140 --> 01:08:38,230
<i>if GM Hyrum Cain has
any more tricks up his sleeve.</i>

1273
01:08:40,770 --> 01:08:42,690
You broke your promise.

1274
01:08:42,860 --> 01:08:44,980
I'm scared.

1275
01:08:45,150 --> 01:08:47,610
I never felt that before.

1276
01:08:49,200 --> 01:08:50,570
He's wearing my C.

1277
01:08:50,740 --> 01:08:53,910
Are you fucking kidding me?
That's the best you can do?

1278
01:08:54,080 --> 01:08:57,790
I gave up stuff
I like doing too.

1279
01:08:57,950 --> 01:09:00,170
It's different.
You've never had a team.

1280
01:09:02,920 --> 01:09:04,540
Yeah.

1281
01:09:04,710 --> 01:09:07,090
Yeah, maybe you're right.
Maybe... maybe I never did.

1282
01:09:07,260 --> 01:09:09,840
I can still do what I'm supposed
to do. I can still fight.

1283
01:09:10,010 --> 01:09:11,380
I guess
that's the fucking problem.

1284
01:09:11,550 --> 01:09:12,550
Eva...

1285
01:09:12,720 --> 01:09:14,300
And yet the worst part is

1286
01:09:14,470 --> 01:09:18,230
you're making me into this
fuckin' naggy housewife.

1287
01:09:18,390 --> 01:09:22,770
Do you think I wanna be
fucking worrying about you?

1288
01:09:22,940 --> 01:09:25,690
You think I want to be
giving you shit?

1289
01:09:25,860 --> 01:09:27,940
I don't. This isn't who I am.

1290
01:09:28,110 --> 01:09:30,610
Eva, please.
Where are you going?

1291
01:09:30,780 --> 01:09:33,120
I'm not going anywhere.

1292
01:09:40,710 --> 01:09:42,580
I eat this soup.

1293
01:09:44,040 --> 01:09:46,710
Yes, I know. That's why I...

1294
01:09:51,260 --> 01:09:53,840
I just need some time, Doug.

1295
01:10:04,730 --> 01:10:08,530
Dad,
I'm fuckin' sorry, OK?

1296
01:10:08,690 --> 01:10:11,150
I'm sorry.
I fuck... I-I fucked up.

1297
01:10:13,860 --> 01:10:15,240
Fuck.

1298
01:10:15,410 --> 01:10:17,030
I wanna win. I wanna...

1299
01:10:17,200 --> 01:10:19,160
Your contract's
been terminated.

1300
01:10:19,330 --> 01:10:21,960
Uh... I'm sorry. What?

1301
01:10:22,120 --> 01:10:23,960
You're on a flight
at 10:00pm tonight.

1302
01:10:31,760 --> 01:10:33,840
No?

1303
01:10:39,390 --> 01:10:41,850
What are you doing?

1304
01:10:42,020 --> 01:10:44,270
Get the fuck out of my face.

1305
01:10:45,690 --> 01:10:47,810
- You wanna swing at me?
- You wanna swing at me?

1306
01:10:56,410 --> 01:10:58,200
You're a fucking pussy.

1307
01:11:15,800 --> 01:11:18,550
I-I'm just saying,

1308
01:11:18,720 --> 01:11:21,850
you're pissed at Doug
because he's a hockey player

1309
01:11:22,020 --> 01:11:24,020
and he wants to play hockey.

1310
01:11:24,180 --> 01:11:28,100
He was fucking bare-knuckle
prize-fighting too. Jesus!

1311
01:11:28,270 --> 01:11:30,820
Whose side are you on?

1312
01:11:30,980 --> 01:11:33,740
We both agreed to do this
and we both gave shit up.

1313
01:11:33,900 --> 01:11:35,280
That's what growing up is.

1314
01:11:35,450 --> 01:11:38,280
I-I had shit
that I liked doing too.

1315
01:11:38,450 --> 01:11:41,200
Jägerbombs?

1316
01:11:41,370 --> 01:11:43,830
Look, I know
you sacrificed things.

1317
01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:46,960
I mean, you have a fucking baby
growing in your belly. I get it.

1318
01:11:47,120 --> 01:11:52,460
I just... I think that Doug's team
is more than just hockey,

1319
01:11:52,630 --> 01:11:54,170
you know?

1320
01:11:56,880 --> 01:11:59,260
More than a team, even.

1321
01:12:08,520 --> 01:12:10,360
Highlanders GM Hyrum Cain

1322
01:12:10,520 --> 01:12:11,900
confirming that Anders Cain

1323
01:12:12,070 --> 01:12:13,480
has been released
from his contract.

1324
01:12:13,650 --> 01:12:16,110
Let this be a lesson
to everyone out there.

1325
01:12:16,280 --> 01:12:18,660
Your father
will break your heart,

1326
01:12:18,820 --> 01:12:20,820
and then he'll shove it down
your fuckin' throat,

1327
01:12:20,990 --> 01:12:23,620
pull it out your ass,
put it right back in your chest.

1328
01:12:23,790 --> 01:12:27,080
No word on whether
Hyrum Cain plans to replace Anders

1329
01:12:27,250 --> 01:12:30,000
as the Highlanders round out
their season with must-win games

1330
01:12:30,170 --> 01:12:31,710
at home against the Lovell Kings

1331
01:12:31,880 --> 01:12:35,710
and Anders' old team,
the Reading Wolfdogs.

1332
01:12:52,400 --> 01:12:55,360
Stevesy, Legs, Geno,
you know what you need to do.

1333
01:12:55,530 --> 01:12:57,860
Eat up minutes.
Grind the shit out of them.

1334
01:12:58,030 --> 01:12:59,950
Make them fuck up.

1335
01:13:00,110 --> 01:13:03,490
Tonight, we need to play
fucking hard.

1336
01:13:03,660 --> 01:13:05,160
- Right, boys?
- Yeah.

1337
01:13:05,330 --> 01:13:07,200
- Alright, boys?!
- Yeah!

1338
01:13:07,370 --> 01:13:09,040
Let's fucking do this.

1339
01:13:09,210 --> 01:13:10,960
So, you pussies
playing hockey or what?

1340
01:13:12,830 --> 01:13:14,210
Wow.

1341
01:13:16,920 --> 01:13:18,760
I messed up, Pat.

1342
01:13:18,920 --> 01:13:22,300
You know, I really like
living with you in the motel,

1343
01:13:22,470 --> 01:13:24,260
but I just kind of
wanna go home now.

1344
01:13:24,430 --> 01:13:26,890
- Yeah, no, I-I get that.
- It's, uh...

1345
01:13:27,060 --> 01:13:28,560
It's definitely not the Ritz,

1346
01:13:28,730 --> 01:13:31,560
but so long as Sherilynn owns it,
it's a bed and it's free,

1347
01:13:31,730 --> 01:13:34,150
thanks to that deal
I cut with her.

1348
01:13:34,310 --> 01:13:35,730
What kind of deal?

1349
01:13:35,900 --> 01:13:38,110
Fucking the shit out of her
constantly.

1350
01:13:38,280 --> 01:13:39,780
Your cousin Sherilynn?

1351
01:13:39,940 --> 01:13:43,110
I don't think I'm the only dude
she's fuckin',

1352
01:13:43,280 --> 01:13:45,830
but then she's not the only dude
I'm fuckin'.

1353
01:13:51,210 --> 01:13:53,080
Eva? Hello?

1354
01:13:53,250 --> 01:13:55,090
Uh, hey.
Doug, um...

1355
01:13:55,250 --> 01:13:58,050
Eva, hello! It's me, Doug Glatt.

1356
01:13:58,210 --> 01:14:00,170
Uh, Doug, where are you?

1357
01:14:00,340 --> 01:14:02,680
I'm sorry I broke my promise.

1358
01:14:03,890 --> 01:14:07,260
I shouldn't have done that,
because we're a team.

1359
01:14:07,430 --> 01:14:09,520
I'm so in love with you.

1360
01:14:09,680 --> 01:14:11,810
We're gonna have a family,
and I swear...

1361
01:14:11,980 --> 01:14:14,270
Uh, Doug, my water broke.

1362
01:14:14,440 --> 01:14:17,400
It's OK. I can just buy you
another one at the gas station.

1363
01:14:17,570 --> 01:14:19,940
No, no! My water broke!

1364
01:14:20,110 --> 01:14:23,030
The baby, uh...
The baby's coming.

1365
01:14:23,200 --> 01:14:24,200
What?

1366
01:14:24,280 --> 01:14:26,950
What? What? What? What?
What? What? What? What?

1367
01:14:27,120 --> 01:14:29,160
What? What? Now?
Wait. What? What?

1368
01:14:29,330 --> 01:14:31,580
Mary's at the store... at the store,
so I'm all alone.

1369
01:14:31,750 --> 01:14:35,170
No, you're not. Like the baby,
I'm also coming now.

1370
01:14:35,330 --> 01:14:37,000
OK. OK.

1371
01:14:37,170 --> 01:14:38,920
Holy fucking cunt balls!

1372
01:14:39,090 --> 01:14:41,050
- It's happening!
- Keep your eyes on the road.

1373
01:14:41,210 --> 01:14:42,970
Oh, yeah. So sorry.
So sorry. So sorry.

1374
01:14:43,130 --> 01:14:44,760
But, Eva,
I just gotta tell you,

1375
01:14:44,930 --> 01:14:47,260
you, my dear,
are gonna look fucking radiant

1376
01:14:47,430 --> 01:14:48,810
during childbirth.

1377
01:14:48,970 --> 01:14:50,350
I am so sorry.

1378
01:14:50,520 --> 01:14:52,850
From now on, whatever we do,
we do as a team, OK?

1379
01:14:53,020 --> 01:14:54,770
You know,
there's just this natural beauty

1380
01:14:54,940 --> 01:14:56,520
that comes from
such a violent act -

1381
01:14:56,690 --> 01:14:58,860
the blood and the fucking pussy
ripping open.

1382
01:14:59,020 --> 01:15:00,400
Yeah, I'm gonna be
the best husband

1383
01:15:00,570 --> 01:15:02,150
and the best father I can be.

1384
01:15:02,320 --> 01:15:03,740
I'll just say it -
to me, no woman,

1385
01:15:03,900 --> 01:15:05,280
no fuckin' woman
is more beautiful

1386
01:15:05,450 --> 01:15:06,820
than when she's giving birth.

1387
01:15:06,990 --> 01:15:08,370
Could we, uh...
Guys, that's great.

1388
01:15:08,530 --> 01:15:10,080
Could we have no talking
for a bit?

1389
01:15:10,240 --> 01:15:11,910
Yeah. Of course.
Whatever you need.

1390
01:15:12,080 --> 01:15:13,460
Hey! Goddamn it!

1391
01:15:13,620 --> 01:15:16,750
What the fuck? What, is
everyone in this city Chinese?

1392
01:15:16,920 --> 01:15:19,540
<i>Oh, no!
Down goes Stevenson!</i>

1393
01:15:19,710 --> 01:15:21,130
Jesus Christ!

1394
01:15:21,300 --> 01:15:23,510
Come on! This is not how
we kill a fucking penalty!

1395
01:15:23,670 --> 01:15:25,350
Come on, Stevesy!
You're good, you're good.

1396
01:15:25,470 --> 01:15:27,470
LaFlamme, come on. Come on.
Good, get out.

1397
01:15:27,640 --> 01:15:29,010
- Watch the point!
- Sit down.

1398
01:15:29,180 --> 01:15:32,520
Rest that fuckin' ass.
Where the fuck is he?

1399
01:15:32,680 --> 01:15:35,060
Hortense keeps looking over
toward the dressing room.

1400
01:15:35,230 --> 01:15:37,690
Breathe, Eva, breathe.

1401
01:15:37,850 --> 01:15:39,860
- OK?
- OK.

1402
01:15:40,020 --> 01:15:43,190
Deep, slow breaths.
Breathe, Eva. Breathe.

1403
01:15:49,070 --> 01:15:50,580
<i>Lovell and Halifax,</i>

1404
01:15:50,740 --> 01:15:52,870
<i>now LaFlamme goes after
the puck in the corner.</i>

1405
01:15:53,040 --> 01:15:54,790
<i>He takes it in behind the...
Here it comes!</i>

1406
01:15:54,950 --> 01:15:57,790
<i>Oh! It's...
Oh! And down goes LaFlamme.</i>

1407
01:15:57,960 --> 01:16:01,210
<i>Now Owens is bumped by...
Ross Rhea?</i>

1408
01:16:01,380 --> 01:16:04,460
- Nice hit, eh?
- Better late than never.

1409
01:16:04,630 --> 01:16:06,260
Ross Rhea is back!

1410
01:16:07,720 --> 01:16:10,180
One last big push.
Can you do that for me, Eva?

1411
01:16:10,350 --> 01:16:12,010
<i>He's back as a Highlander!</i>

1412
01:16:12,180 --> 01:16:14,270
You know, son,
generally, it's polite to ask.

1413
01:16:14,430 --> 01:16:17,060
Go watch some curling and get
a fucking dye job, you old man.

1414
01:16:17,230 --> 01:16:18,390
Fuck you.

1415
01:16:18,560 --> 01:16:20,060
- Come on, Eva.
- That's it. OK, Eva.

1416
01:16:20,230 --> 01:16:22,730
Home stretch.

1417
01:16:22,900 --> 01:16:25,860
<i>Ross Rhea fires
that patented right...</i>

1418
01:16:35,080 --> 01:16:37,080
<i>- We thought he was done!</i>
- Old man, eh?

1419
01:16:37,250 --> 01:16:38,870
<i>And he's back in style.</i>

1420
01:16:41,920 --> 01:16:46,920
♪ I can't sleep tonight
I can't sleep tonight. ♪

1421
01:16:49,260 --> 01:16:52,100
Pat...

1422
01:17:01,900 --> 01:17:04,610
Hey, hey, hey!

1423
01:17:04,770 --> 01:17:06,820
Yeah!

1424
01:17:13,370 --> 01:17:14,870
Nice shot, man.

1425
01:17:15,030 --> 01:17:17,330
Let me know if
you're not gonna keep it, OK?

1426
01:17:17,500 --> 01:17:20,040
- Yeah, we're gonna keep it.
- Let me know.

1427
01:17:21,830 --> 01:17:24,250
Fuckin' weirdo.

1428
01:17:24,420 --> 01:17:26,170
Everyone OK in there?

1429
01:17:26,340 --> 01:17:29,130
Everybody's great.

1430
01:17:29,300 --> 01:17:31,430
Welcome to the Highlanders.

1431
01:17:32,640 --> 01:17:35,100
Looks like I'm not done
after all, eh?

1432
01:17:36,260 --> 01:17:37,850
Mazel tov, kiddo.

1433
01:17:39,390 --> 01:17:41,480
Hey!

1434
01:17:41,640 --> 01:17:46,440
A dick explodes, a baby is made
and a father is born.

1435
01:17:50,700 --> 01:17:52,320
I love you.

1436
01:17:54,990 --> 01:17:56,410
All these kisses.

1437
01:17:56,580 --> 01:18:00,410
- I will love your baby.
- Thank you so much.

1438
01:18:00,580 --> 01:18:02,170
That's so nice.

1439
01:18:02,330 --> 01:18:05,040
I'm a great babysitter, so I...
Not that you...

1440
01:18:05,210 --> 01:18:06,750
Oh, OK.

1441
01:18:09,920 --> 01:18:11,970
You have my back.

1442
01:18:12,130 --> 01:18:14,260
You have since we met,

1443
01:18:14,430 --> 01:18:18,510
and you need to know
I'll always have yours.

1444
01:18:19,890 --> 01:18:21,600
Something for the baby.

1445
01:18:32,570 --> 01:18:35,070
It's official. It's official.

1446
01:18:35,240 --> 01:18:37,280
- Go, Dougie.
- You go, Dougie.

1447
01:18:38,580 --> 01:18:41,370
I love you, buddy.

1448
01:18:43,460 --> 01:18:45,670
- Way to go, Dougie!
- Good boy!

1449
01:18:52,840 --> 01:18:55,550
Doug.

1450
01:18:55,720 --> 01:18:58,930
Thank you.

1451
01:19:01,890 --> 01:19:03,980
I don't know
who he is.

1452
01:19:09,610 --> 01:19:12,070
I love you, Eva.

1453
01:19:12,240 --> 01:19:15,070
Mm. I love you too, Doug.

1454
01:19:16,530 --> 01:19:20,450
Mm.

1455
01:19:20,620 --> 01:19:22,750
Damn!

1456
01:19:22,910 --> 01:19:25,960
I'm high as fuckin' balls.

1457
01:19:26,120 --> 01:19:28,380
Just big ol' balls.

1458
01:19:28,540 --> 01:19:32,960
PS, fuckin' pushing a baby
out your vagina blows hard.

1459
01:19:33,130 --> 01:19:35,300
I know.

1460
01:19:36,430 --> 01:19:38,850
But you were here.

1461
01:19:40,930 --> 01:19:43,390
I needed you and you were here.

1462
01:19:45,810 --> 01:19:48,400
It's the same shit, Doug.

1463
01:19:49,940 --> 01:19:51,980
It's the same shit
that brought you here

1464
01:19:52,150 --> 01:19:55,650
is the shit that needs you
to be out there.

1465
01:19:57,860 --> 01:19:59,820
They need you too.

1466
01:20:01,870 --> 01:20:04,080
Highlanders need you.

1467
01:20:07,330 --> 01:20:11,290
Doug, you need to be out there.

1468
01:20:15,260 --> 01:20:17,590
This is it.
The last game of the season.

1469
01:20:17,760 --> 01:20:19,470
The Highlanders
need one more win

1470
01:20:19,640 --> 01:20:22,220
after their gutsy
2-1 victory over Lovell.

1471
01:20:22,390 --> 01:20:23,930
And now, tonight,

1472
01:20:24,100 --> 01:20:26,310
their entire season
hangs on this one last game,

1473
01:20:26,480 --> 01:20:28,310
which should be a doozy

1474
01:20:28,480 --> 01:20:30,730
as it marks Cain's return
to the Halifax MetroCentre

1475
01:20:30,900 --> 01:20:34,070
in his first game back since
re-signing with the Wolfdogs.

1476
01:20:34,230 --> 01:20:35,710
Any message
for your former teammates?

1477
01:20:35,820 --> 01:20:37,110
Watch your back.

1478
01:20:37,280 --> 01:20:41,200
- Cain's gonna be out there.
- Fuck Cain.

1479
01:20:41,370 --> 01:20:44,080
The shape your shoulder's in,
you tweak it,

1480
01:20:44,240 --> 01:20:46,540
you throw one heavy punch
with that right,

1481
01:20:46,700 --> 01:20:48,870
that's your career fucked
for good.

1482
01:20:49,040 --> 01:20:50,710
I need to protect my team.

1483
01:20:50,880 --> 01:20:53,130
We're having
a very busy night here.

1484
01:20:56,460 --> 01:21:01,800
Xavier, you've been whatever
this team has needed you to be.

1485
01:21:01,970 --> 01:21:04,680
You've worked, you've bled.

1486
01:21:06,970 --> 01:21:08,940
I, uh...

1487
01:21:09,100 --> 01:21:11,650
I unstitched it
from Cain's jersey.

1488
01:21:14,110 --> 01:21:16,610
It's yours now.
You've earned it.

1489
01:21:22,160 --> 01:21:24,120
Flammer, Flammer,
come on.

1490
01:21:34,130 --> 01:21:37,210
I learned the difference
between a moment and a career

1491
01:21:37,380 --> 01:21:39,380
is evolution.

1492
01:21:40,420 --> 01:21:42,260
Evolution.

1493
01:21:42,430 --> 01:21:45,010
You will slow down.

1494
01:21:45,180 --> 01:21:47,350
You will get old.

1495
01:21:47,520 --> 01:21:50,600
Your body will fail you.

1496
01:21:50,770 --> 01:21:53,650
So you evolve.

1497
01:21:53,810 --> 01:21:56,270
You change your game.

1498
01:21:56,440 --> 01:21:59,110
You do what you need to do
with the time you got.

1499
01:22:00,740 --> 01:22:03,700
If not, you go extinct.

1500
01:22:05,950 --> 01:22:09,410
Evolve or go extinct.

1501
01:22:11,960 --> 01:22:13,960
- Are you ready to go extinct?
- No, I am not.

1502
01:22:14,130 --> 01:22:16,420
- No fuckin' way.
- Are you fucking extinct?

1503
01:22:16,590 --> 01:22:18,750
- No!
- No, absolutely not.

1504
01:22:18,920 --> 01:22:20,720
Well, I'm still here.

1505
01:22:20,880 --> 01:22:23,430
I'm not ready to go
fucking extinct.

1506
01:22:23,590 --> 01:22:26,640
- The Highlanders are still here!
- Yeah, we are.

1507
01:22:26,800 --> 01:22:28,890
The fucking Highlanders
are here!

1508
01:22:30,810 --> 01:22:33,690
Highlanders!
Highlanders!

1509
01:22:33,850 --> 01:22:36,810
Highlanders! Highlanders!

1510
01:22:36,980 --> 01:22:40,280
Highlanders! Highlanders!

1511
01:22:40,440 --> 01:22:44,030
Highlanders! Highlanders!
Highlanders!

1512
01:22:44,200 --> 01:22:45,780
Alright, boys?

1513
01:22:45,950 --> 01:22:47,700
Let's do this! Come on!

1514
01:22:47,870 --> 01:22:49,700
<i>This is it, folks.</i>

1515
01:22:49,870 --> 01:22:51,550
<i>It's do or die
for the Highlanders tonight.</i>

1516
01:22:51,580 --> 01:22:54,370
<i>Their entire season
comes down to this one game.</i>

1517
01:22:54,540 --> 01:22:56,500
<i>It's that simple.</i>

1518
01:23:00,840 --> 01:23:03,510
- Fuck 'em up!
- Come on!

1519
01:23:03,670 --> 01:23:07,430
Which one do you want?
I got the big one.

1520
01:23:07,600 --> 01:23:09,310
Ah, fuck it.
I want both of 'em.

1521
01:23:15,600 --> 01:23:18,400
It's open season on all your
fucking boys tonight, Doug.

1522
01:23:18,560 --> 01:23:22,530
- I don't have to fight you.
- Yeah, you do.

1523
01:23:29,740 --> 01:23:32,370
<i>So it's a must-win
for the Halifax Highlanders.</i>

1524
01:23:32,540 --> 01:23:34,790
<i>There's no tomorrow
if they don't.</i>

1525
01:23:34,960 --> 01:23:36,830
Guys, listen,
I got some changes here.

1526
01:23:37,000 --> 01:23:39,790
Flammer, Dougie, Rhea,
off the hop,

1527
01:23:39,960 --> 01:23:41,670
Legs and Geno on the back end.

1528
01:23:41,840 --> 01:23:44,630
OK, boys, let's go.
Game faces, focus.

1529
01:23:44,800 --> 01:23:46,840
They're gonna try and taunt us.
Don't look for shit.

1530
01:23:46,880 --> 01:23:49,470
<i>Now Doug Glatt comes out
to take the opening faceoff</i>

1531
01:23:49,640 --> 01:23:53,640
<i>alongside Ross Rhea,
former combatants.</i>

1532
01:23:53,810 --> 01:23:57,020
Hey, big fella.
You like Kim Mitchell?

1533
01:23:57,190 --> 01:23:58,770
That's what I thought.

1534
01:23:58,940 --> 01:24:00,820
Alright. We're fuckin' going.

1535
01:24:00,980 --> 01:24:03,280
- Alright, here we go.
- What the fuck did I just say?

1536
01:24:03,440 --> 01:24:05,610
Coach said don't look for shit.
That's shit.

1537
01:24:05,780 --> 01:24:08,110
I bet you don't like Rush either,
you fuckin' big Litvak.

1538
01:24:08,280 --> 01:24:10,830
He's looking for shit.
Goddamn it, laid 'em right out.

1539
01:24:10,990 --> 01:24:13,290
Jesus Christ,
what are they feeding ya?

1540
01:24:13,450 --> 01:24:15,330
A lot of fuckin' pierogis, eh?

1541
01:24:15,500 --> 01:24:19,460
Easy, big fella.
Alright. Here we go.

1542
01:24:33,720 --> 01:24:35,850
<i>Well, folks,
big girls may not cry...</i>

1543
01:24:36,020 --> 01:24:37,390
How about that, eh?

1544
01:24:37,560 --> 01:24:40,190
<i>but big men from Eastern Europe
apparently bleed a lot.</i>

1545
01:24:40,350 --> 01:24:43,400
Fuckin' right!
I can do this all night, boys.

1546
01:24:44,440 --> 01:24:46,490
You're gonna leave this building
in an ambulance.

1547
01:24:46,650 --> 01:24:48,050
Sorry, Point Break.
You say something?

1548
01:24:48,070 --> 01:24:49,820
- Rosser, Rosser, nah, nah.
- Come on, boy.

1549
01:24:49,990 --> 01:24:51,990
- You can come play.
- It's over. Go to the box.

1550
01:24:52,160 --> 01:24:54,910
No? Alright. You sure?

1551
01:24:55,080 --> 01:24:57,290
Oh! No.
He doesn't wanna fucking play.

1552
01:24:57,460 --> 01:24:59,790
Let's go.

1553
01:25:03,170 --> 01:25:05,380
<i>So at the faceoff,
the puck is dropped.</i>

1554
01:25:05,550 --> 01:25:06,920
<i>It goes back to Anders Cain.</i>

1555
01:25:07,090 --> 01:25:08,850
<i>The former captain
of the Halifax Highlanders</i>

1556
01:25:08,920 --> 01:25:10,800
<i>bounces off a check,
moves up the right wing</i>

1557
01:25:10,970 --> 01:25:13,890
<i>moves right in on goal,
trying to bang it by Belchior.</i>

1558
01:25:14,060 --> 01:25:18,140
<i>Runs into Ahmed.
They count the goal. Should it count?</i>

1559
01:25:18,310 --> 01:25:20,370
- Where's the fucking whistle?!
- Where the fuck's the whistle?

1560
01:25:20,390 --> 01:25:22,060
Cheap fucking goal.

1561
01:25:22,230 --> 01:25:25,780
<i>So, the Highlanders down 1-0
in the second period,</i>

1562
01:25:25,940 --> 01:25:27,320
<i>a game they have to win.</i>

1563
01:25:27,490 --> 01:25:29,570
<i>And here comes LaFlamme,
dancing up the centre ice.</i>

1564
01:25:29,740 --> 01:25:31,240
<i>LaFlamme makes a move,</i>

1565
01:25:31,410 --> 01:25:33,130
<i>dipsy-doodle, heads toward
the front of the net.</i>

1566
01:25:33,160 --> 01:25:36,080
<i>Flips it back.
Yakovlena. He scores!</i>

1567
01:25:36,240 --> 01:25:37,620
Yes!

1568
01:25:37,790 --> 01:25:41,120
- Yes. Yes. Yes.
<i>- Evgeni Yakovlena...</i>

1569
01:25:42,540 --> 01:25:47,250
<i>scored by number 6,
Evgeni Yakovlena.</i>

1570
01:25:47,420 --> 01:25:49,010
<i>So it's 1-1
in the second period.</i>

1571
01:25:49,170 --> 01:25:51,220
<i>Here once again is LaFlamme...</i>

1572
01:25:51,380 --> 01:25:53,470
<i>Oh! Was he hammered!</i>

1573
01:25:53,640 --> 01:25:55,180
- Horseshit!
- Fucking bullshit!

1574
01:25:55,350 --> 01:25:57,870
- Put me in right fucking now.
- You've done enough for tonight.

1575
01:25:58,020 --> 01:25:59,560
- Fucking asshole.
- We'll get him.

1576
01:25:59,730 --> 01:26:02,690
- That's fucking bullshit.
- He's a fucking lunatic!

1577
01:26:05,520 --> 01:26:07,150
<i>Now the puck finds its way
to Glatt.</i>

1578
01:26:07,320 --> 01:26:08,940
<i>- They're normally strangers.</i>
- Dougie!

1579
01:26:09,110 --> 01:26:10,860
<i>Holy cow!</i>

1580
01:26:11,030 --> 01:26:12,570
- Jesus.
- Thanks, X!

1581
01:26:12,740 --> 01:26:15,700
<i>- Did you see that?!</i>
- That's Captain A.

1582
01:26:15,870 --> 01:26:19,450
<i>It was LaFlamme who ran into
and decked Cain!</i>

1583
01:26:19,620 --> 01:26:21,210
Flammer's loaded for bear.

1584
01:26:21,370 --> 01:26:24,210
<i>Here comes LaFlamme,
makes a move around the defender,</i>

1585
01:26:24,380 --> 01:26:25,750
<i>moves right in on the goal.</i>

1586
01:26:25,920 --> 01:26:28,380
<i>Magic hands.
Great save by Nicholai.</i>

1587
01:26:28,550 --> 01:26:31,260
Watch Flammer's back. Do what
you gotta do, but keep it clean.

1588
01:26:31,420 --> 01:26:33,220
<i>Six minutes left
in the third period.</i>

1589
01:26:33,380 --> 01:26:36,510
<i>Halifax and Reading
still tied at a goal apiece.</i>

1590
01:26:37,640 --> 01:26:39,770
- Take ice away! Come on!
<i>- Here's Anders Cain.</i>

1591
01:26:39,930 --> 01:26:41,930
<i>- Cain gets it over to Totan.</i>
- Get on the puck!

1592
01:26:42,100 --> 01:26:44,060
<i>Totan looks back,
returns it to Cain.</i>

1593
01:26:47,980 --> 01:26:50,650
What is this you're doing?
Make shoot!

1594
01:26:50,820 --> 01:26:52,530
<i>Cain seems to be
in the midst of</i>

1595
01:26:52,700 --> 01:26:55,110
<i>some sort of psycho-athletic
fugue state.</i>

1596
01:26:55,280 --> 01:26:57,240
Fuckin' make shoot!

1597
01:27:00,540 --> 01:27:03,080
<i>Mother of God!</i>

1598
01:27:03,250 --> 01:27:04,930
- Holy snappin' arseholes.
- What the fuck's he doing?

1599
01:27:04,960 --> 01:27:06,640
- Right off his rocker.
- What's he fuckin' doing?

1600
01:27:06,670 --> 01:27:08,000
What the fuck?

1601
01:27:08,170 --> 01:27:10,960
<i>Cain seems to have actually
fired the puck</i>

1602
01:27:11,130 --> 01:27:13,510
<i>into his father's
loge accommodations.</i>

1603
01:27:13,670 --> 01:27:15,590
You gonna call that or what?

1604
01:27:16,970 --> 01:27:19,260
<i>Now Anders Cain
takes a shot at LaFlamme.</i>

1605
01:27:19,430 --> 01:27:21,770
- Come on!
<i>- LaFlamme punches back at Cain.</i>

1606
01:27:21,930 --> 01:27:24,310
<i>Ross Rhea steps in.
Cain gives a right.</i>

1607
01:27:24,480 --> 01:27:26,230
What the fuck was that?

1608
01:27:26,400 --> 01:27:28,270
I'm gonna teach you
some fuckin' manners, son.

1609
01:27:28,440 --> 01:27:32,190
<i>He has gone absolutely bonkers
in this game here tonight.</i>

1610
01:27:32,360 --> 01:27:35,740
<i>Now he goes to the penalty box.
So does Ross Rhea.</i>

1611
01:27:35,910 --> 01:27:37,280
Fuck you, Cain!

1612
01:27:37,450 --> 01:27:40,160
<i>Halifax number three, Ross Rhea,</i>

1613
01:27:40,330 --> 01:27:43,120
<i>Reading number 13, Anders Cain.</i>

1614
01:27:43,290 --> 01:27:46,960
- Getting tired?
- Dude, I'm always tired.

1615
01:27:48,040 --> 01:27:49,710
'Cause you're
an old piece of shit.

1616
01:27:49,880 --> 01:27:51,500
You got me there.

1617
01:27:52,840 --> 01:27:55,170
This old piece of shit's gonna
take your fuckin' head off.

1618
01:27:55,340 --> 01:27:57,840
Rhea! Get your ass
back to the bench!

1619
01:27:58,010 --> 01:27:59,390
We're gonna
kill this thing.

1620
01:28:04,850 --> 01:28:06,270
Good luck, kid.

1621
01:28:08,350 --> 01:28:10,400
<i>The two combatants
step back out on the ice...</i>

1622
01:28:10,560 --> 01:28:12,360
Where are you going?
What are you doing?

1623
01:28:12,520 --> 01:28:14,650
<i>and immediately
Rhea begins to chase Cain.</i>

1624
01:28:14,820 --> 01:28:16,150
Rhea!

1625
01:28:17,320 --> 01:28:19,030
<i>The puck is still in
Reading territory.</i>

1626
01:28:19,200 --> 01:28:20,720
<i>Now it's knocked back
to the blue line.</i>

1627
01:28:20,870 --> 01:28:22,740
<i>Here's a shot on goal.
A save is made.</i>

1628
01:28:22,910 --> 01:28:25,700
<i>Puck goes into the corner.
Rhea goes in after it.</i>

1629
01:28:25,870 --> 01:28:29,250
- Anders, no.
<i>- And going after Rhea is Cain.</i>

1630
01:28:29,420 --> 01:28:31,500
No!

1631
01:28:31,670 --> 01:28:34,510
I told you you'd end up in
a fucking ambulance.

1632
01:28:34,670 --> 01:28:37,720
- You fucking piece of shit!
- Get the fuck out of here, Cain.

1633
01:28:37,880 --> 01:28:40,180
<i>Rhea is down. He's bloodied.</i>

1634
01:28:40,340 --> 01:28:42,430
<i>He may well be unconscious.</i>

1635
01:28:42,600 --> 01:28:45,020
Motherfucker!

1636
01:28:45,180 --> 01:28:47,380
Let's get the board out.
Let's get him on the stretcher.

1637
01:28:47,520 --> 01:28:49,940
<i>They're bringing out
the stretcher.</i>

1638
01:28:50,100 --> 01:28:52,360
<i>Rhea is down, folks.
He's bleeding.</i>

1639
01:28:52,520 --> 01:28:54,110
<i>This doesn't look good.</i>

1640
01:28:59,570 --> 01:29:00,950
Hm.

1641
01:29:06,000 --> 01:29:07,580
- Doug.
- Shit.

1642
01:29:07,750 --> 01:29:09,710
OK, up, back down. OK.

1643
01:29:09,870 --> 01:29:11,380
<i>Ladies and gentlemen,</i>

1644
01:29:11,540 --> 01:29:13,960
<i>Doug 'The Thug' Glatt
is entering the fray.</i>

1645
01:29:14,130 --> 01:29:17,130
<i>He's making a beeline
for Anders Cain.</i>

1646
01:29:17,300 --> 01:29:20,630
<i>This could only mean one thing.</i>

1647
01:29:20,800 --> 01:29:22,520
I thought you didn't need to
fight me, Doug.

1648
01:29:22,550 --> 01:29:24,050
Lay him the fuck out, kid.

1649
01:29:27,680 --> 01:29:28,680
Doug...

1650
01:29:28,850 --> 01:29:31,020
This is for someone else.

1651
01:29:42,780 --> 01:29:45,870
<i>Cain and Glatt going at each other
one after the other.</i>

1652
01:29:46,040 --> 01:29:48,580
<i>One, two, three.</i>

1653
01:29:48,750 --> 01:29:50,540
<i>Oh, he hammers Glatt.</i>

1654
01:29:50,710 --> 01:29:52,710
- Fuck.
<i>- Blood spews.</i>

1655
01:29:52,880 --> 01:29:55,420
Oh!

1656
01:29:59,720 --> 01:30:03,180
<i>And these guys are being
left to their own devices.</i>

1657
01:30:08,560 --> 01:30:11,060
- Yes!
<i>- These men are wild.</i>

1658
01:30:11,230 --> 01:30:13,980
<i>They're crazy.
There's blood everywhere.</i>

1659
01:30:16,270 --> 01:30:18,070
Attaboy, Dougie.

1660
01:30:19,400 --> 01:30:23,030
I'm glad you came back, Doug!
Come on!

1661
01:30:36,750 --> 01:30:39,880
<i>Oh, blood and gore
all over the floor!</i>

1662
01:30:42,760 --> 01:30:45,510
<i>The linesmen
are nowhere to be seen.</i>

1663
01:30:45,680 --> 01:30:47,180
<i>You can't blame them.</i>

1664
01:30:58,360 --> 01:31:00,940
Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug!

1665
01:31:01,110 --> 01:31:03,490
Do it. Do it, Doug.

1666
01:31:04,910 --> 01:31:06,740
Take his fucking head off!

1667
01:31:06,910 --> 01:31:09,280
Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug!

1668
01:31:09,450 --> 01:31:11,700
Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug!

1669
01:31:11,870 --> 01:31:12,910
Do it.

1670
01:31:13,080 --> 01:31:16,330
No.

1671
01:31:18,840 --> 01:31:20,250
It's over.

1672
01:31:24,840 --> 01:31:26,840
It's never over.

1673
01:31:28,970 --> 01:31:31,060
We're gonna do this
night after night...

1674
01:31:32,850 --> 01:31:36,400
game after fucking game.

1675
01:31:36,560 --> 01:31:38,690
You hear me, Doug?

1676
01:31:38,860 --> 01:31:43,490
Game after fucking game!

1677
01:31:44,700 --> 01:31:47,780
Look up there, Doug.

1678
01:31:47,950 --> 01:31:51,580
Look at 'em! This is it!

1679
01:31:53,080 --> 01:31:56,040
This is what
they want us to do!

1680
01:31:56,210 --> 01:31:58,750
I do whatever my team
needs me to do.

1681
01:31:58,920 --> 01:32:00,880
We're just gonna keep
fucking bleeding out here...

1682
01:32:01,040 --> 01:32:02,300
Doug.

1683
01:32:02,460 --> 01:32:04,090
over and over again

1684
01:32:04,260 --> 01:32:08,470
until they cart
every fucking last one of us

1685
01:32:08,640 --> 01:32:10,300
off the fucking ice!

1686
01:32:10,470 --> 01:32:11,600
- Doug!
- Dougie!

1687
01:32:35,750 --> 01:32:38,540
Jesus, Dougie. Are you OK?

1688
01:32:38,710 --> 01:32:41,880
Not really,
but thanks for askin'.

1689
01:32:46,170 --> 01:32:49,260
Right there. Right there.

1690
01:32:59,480 --> 01:33:02,360
Anders, can you hear me?
Hey, hey.

1691
01:33:02,520 --> 01:33:04,730
It's OK.

1692
01:33:06,490 --> 01:33:08,360
I fucking...

1693
01:33:09,570 --> 01:33:12,410
hate this sport.

1694
01:33:12,570 --> 01:33:15,330
Oh, righto.

1695
01:33:21,580 --> 01:33:23,340
One, two, three.

1696
01:33:26,210 --> 01:33:29,050
- Don't hate me, here.
- I don't hate you, Parky.

1697
01:33:29,220 --> 01:33:31,930
I could never hate you.

1698
01:33:32,090 --> 01:33:35,760
Highlanders!
Highlanders! Highlanders!

1699
01:33:35,930 --> 01:33:39,060
<i>There's only seconds left
and nothing is settled.</i>

1700
01:33:39,230 --> 01:33:40,910
<i>As LaFlamme moves through
the neutral zone,</i>

1701
01:33:41,020 --> 01:33:42,400
<i>gets in across the line,</i>

1702
01:33:42,560 --> 01:33:44,110
<i>he's got Stevenson
on his flank.</i>

1703
01:33:48,240 --> 01:33:50,990
Highlanders! Highlanders!

1704
01:33:51,150 --> 01:33:54,490
Highlanders! Highlanders!

1705
01:33:54,660 --> 01:33:57,450
<i>LaFlamme's now
moving in toward Totan.</i>

1706
01:33:59,960 --> 01:34:01,500
<i>Five seconds left.</i>

1707
01:34:04,750 --> 01:34:06,710
<i>Stevenson is there...</i>

1708
01:34:09,630 --> 01:34:12,220
<i>LaFlamme moving in...</i>

1709
01:34:18,270 --> 01:34:22,560
Excalibur!

1710
01:34:26,770 --> 01:34:31,070
<i>Stevenson scores! They did it!
The Highlanders win!</i>

1711
01:34:31,240 --> 01:34:32,650
<i>The Highlanders win!</i>

1712
01:34:32,820 --> 01:34:35,820
<i>For just the second time
in 10 years,</i>

1713
01:34:35,990 --> 01:34:39,120
<i>the Halifax Highlanders
are going to the play-offs!</i>

1714
01:34:54,220 --> 01:34:55,760
'Bye, guys.

1715
01:35:32,550 --> 01:35:34,170
♪ Every face... ♪

1716
01:35:34,340 --> 01:35:37,390
That's when the hand jobs start.

1717
01:35:37,550 --> 01:35:39,220
Oh, no, I was wrong.

1718
01:35:39,390 --> 01:35:42,520
They're starting early today.
No lube or nothin'.

1719
01:35:42,680 --> 01:35:46,730
Give it to him, Johnny!
Masturbate that penis!

1720
01:35:48,270 --> 01:35:50,400
This is the weirdest
fucking job ever.

1721
01:35:51,780 --> 01:35:54,570
Sorry about that.

1722
01:35:54,740 --> 01:35:57,700
- It had to happen once.
- You good?

1723
01:35:57,860 --> 01:35:59,490
Wow, it smells like dick.

1724
01:35:59,660 --> 01:36:01,790
Oh, God,
it smells so much like piss.

1725
01:36:01,950 --> 01:36:04,250
I had no response to that.

1726
01:36:04,410 --> 01:36:06,210
Well, if you give me
enough booze,

1727
01:36:06,370 --> 01:36:07,960
I'll munch a box or two.

1728
01:36:08,130 --> 01:36:11,500
I mean...

1729
01:36:11,670 --> 01:36:15,090
- Oh, my God.
- Only two?

1730
01:36:15,260 --> 01:36:17,130
A couple.

1731
01:36:17,300 --> 01:36:19,550
- Let's try that one more time.
- What is the line?

1732
01:36:19,720 --> 01:36:21,930
Highlanders! Highlanders!

1733
01:36:22,100 --> 01:36:23,640
Highland...

1734
01:36:23,810 --> 01:36:25,180
Alright, shut the fuck up.

1735
01:36:27,020 --> 01:36:28,520
What did you do, man?

1736
01:36:28,690 --> 01:36:30,900
You had a jack-off selfie
on my grandmother's grave,

1737
01:36:31,060 --> 01:36:35,280
you fuckin' inbred Slavic
fuckin' potato vampire!

1738
01:36:35,440 --> 01:36:37,700
I'm telling you, man,
knowing you and playing with you

1739
01:36:37,860 --> 01:36:41,120
is like being force-fed
fucking junkie piss!

1740
01:36:41,280 --> 01:36:42,660
And you two!

1741
01:36:42,830 --> 01:36:45,160
You're like fucking
Mother Russia's herpes, man!

1742
01:36:45,330 --> 01:36:46,790
The bitch shipped them to Canada

1743
01:36:46,960 --> 01:36:48,420
and fuckin' made me
deal with 'em!

1744
01:36:48,580 --> 01:36:51,040
Belchy!

1745
01:36:51,210 --> 01:36:52,840
He gets it! I love candy!

1746
01:36:53,000 --> 01:36:56,050
What? Yeah, I'll take a fucking candy!
I love fucking candy!

1747
01:36:56,210 --> 01:37:01,470
He fucking gets it! Fuck!
No! No more fucking candies!

1748
01:37:01,640 --> 01:37:04,010
Sports Desk - we've got slogans.

1749
01:37:04,180 --> 01:37:07,730
Sports Desk -
our slogan IS a slogan.

1750
01:37:07,890 --> 01:37:09,270
You're watching Sports Desk.

1751
01:37:09,440 --> 01:37:11,310
Sports Desk -
we're all pink on the inside.

1752
01:37:16,110 --> 01:37:18,700
- Ow! Ugh!
- Ow! Fuck! Ow!

1753
01:37:20,660 --> 01:37:22,620
I'm sorry, dude.
That was really awkward.

1754
01:37:31,540 --> 01:37:33,170
What the fuck
are you wearing, dude?

1755
01:37:33,340 --> 01:37:35,210
It's supposed to
make me look big.

1756
01:37:35,380 --> 01:37:37,840
Why do you shop in
little girl section?

1757
01:37:40,260 --> 01:37:43,180
You honestly look like
you're on the fuckin' autobahn

1758
01:37:43,350 --> 01:37:44,760
straight to Gay Town, man.

1759
01:37:44,930 --> 01:37:47,720
On the blonde bus
to Anal Town, hm?

1760
01:37:48,930 --> 01:37:52,350
You look like
a little Nazi weightlifter.

1761
01:37:54,980 --> 01:37:57,610
Power-lifting fucking dongs,
man.

1762
01:37:57,780 --> 01:38:01,860
Like...

1763
01:38:02,030 --> 01:38:05,120
I guess they like him
'cause he's got smaller hands.

1764
01:38:05,280 --> 01:38:06,660
- Who wouldn't?
- You know?

1765
01:38:06,830 --> 01:38:08,660
Feels like a female's hands,

1766
01:38:08,830 --> 01:38:12,000
but make no mistake,
that is a man.

1767
01:38:14,380 --> 01:38:17,300
I'm not stooping
to your fuckin' level.

1768
01:38:17,460 --> 01:38:19,460
- The mayonnaise is semen.
- What?

1769
01:38:19,630 --> 01:38:23,890
- Enjoy the cannoli.
- This is so disrespectful, man.

1770
01:38:24,050 --> 01:38:27,220
And it better not have come out
of that fuckin' sturgeon.

1771
01:38:33,600 --> 01:38:37,570
Always driving away
the ones you love.

1772
01:38:44,950 --> 01:38:47,080
I love this movie!

1773
01:40:48,570 --> 01:40:50,700
Hockey history
is full of star players

1774
01:40:50,870 --> 01:40:52,240
and its backup enforcers.

1775
01:40:52,410 --> 01:40:53,830
- You know, you got Gretzky...
- Mm.

1776
01:40:53,990 --> 01:40:54,990
and McSorley.

1777
01:40:55,040 --> 01:40:57,000
Well, I don't know if
I'm a Gretzky.

1778
01:40:57,160 --> 01:40:58,540
- Doug...
- Thank you.

1779
01:40:58,710 --> 01:41:00,630
He took our fucking microphone.