Eric: Kamen rider initial fight pt. 1

===GAME CONTINUE===
Eric_Teralza
okay so i have no idea what the hell happened last
enlighten me
Eric_Teralza
Luck:
!rolll 1d20
Tyche[Dice]
(1d20) [3] : {3}
Eric_Teralza
Invest:
@DM
Last time on Eric Ex-Aid, our hero was currently within a vivid day dream brought on by the fatigue and sanity loss he had been accumlating from the days before along with his mourning for the one and only Fredbear. He found himself in a bar and walked over to the bounty board, looking behind it he saw what appeared to be a newly posted WANTED sign which had a familar face on it...it would happen to be the odd cowboy in green and purple that was sitting in the corner with a big grin on his face. The star ranking was 6(with the last star scribbled on with crayon). You don't know the exact exchange of currency but the reward for this guy is: 1 high five from a guy named nate, a gold fred bear suit, and lastly about a million GIL
Eric_Teralza
!roll 1d20+3
Tyche[Dice]
(1d20+3) [4+3] : {7}
Eric_Teralza
: O
Eric_Teralza
Huh, okay.
You shoot him.
@DM
You fire your pistol, the entire bar goes into a miniature panic as you fire it off...yet this guy seems perfectly calm as you aim your pistol at him...roll to hit
Eric_Teralza
!roll 1d20+1
Tyche[Dice]
(1d20+1) [10+1] : {11}
@DM
You fire your pistol, the guy himself didn't even move...you hit his hat! He seems a little offended at that...but not really.
Eric_Teralza
Oh, okay.
You go back to the board. Any other bounties worth looking at?
DM_Eon
"you go and shoot at me, ruin my nice hat and then ignore me. boi you got some brass balls on ya tch" he speaks like a classic western cowboy, he means business and probably can spit into a brass bowl a mile away
Eric_Teralza
You ignore him.
@DM
Rude. But there are many bounties...there is a 3 star bounty for a guy named Standoff, a 2 star for a guy named gunslinger, a 4 star for somebody named Jerome
Eric_Teralza
Anybody else in the room?
@DM
Yeah quite a few people, most of them have taken cover because a bar fight just started and they are getting out their weapons
DM_Eon
!roll 1d20+5
Tyche[Dice]
(1d20+5) [11+5] : {16}
DM_Eon
16 hit?
Eric_Teralza
You shoot the nearest one
oh uh
yeah 15 hits
DM_Eon
your hat is shot off
Eric_Teralza
my AC is 10
oh no my hat
DM_Eon
(0-0)
Eric_Teralza
you shoot the nearest one
@DM
Roll to hit
Eric_Teralza
!roll 1d20+1
Tyche[Dice]
(1d20+1) [20+1] : {21}
Eric_Teralza
wow im great at this
natural born talent
@DM
Roll damage
Eric_Teralza
!roll 1d6
Tyche[Dice]
(1d6) [4] : {4}
Eric_Teralza
4 damage
@DM
Roll another dice, you crit good sir
Eric_Teralza
!roll 1d6
Tyche[Dice]
(1d6) [5] : {5}
Eric_Teralza
hell yeah 9 whole damage
get fucking wrecked scrub
@DM
You fire your pistol into the nearest person...which happens to be a bar maid who gets shot right through the heart. she collaspes to the ground. Looks like the patrons are pretty mad now and will be firing...right after that 6 star bounty guy goes
Also
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
AND YOUR TOO LATE
Eric_Teralza
oh
@DM
YOU GIVE LOVE
A BAD NAME
Eric_Teralza
whoops i forgot to say a bountied person
lmao
SORRY BARMAID
@DM
You just said person :P
Eric_Teralza
i know
hence "forgot"
DM_Eon
!roll 1d20+6
Tyche[Dice]
(1d20+6) [1+6] : {7}
DM_Eon
(wow missed)
the 6 star cowboy appears next to you and tries tripping you but you just stumble back a bit
"you shouldn't have done diddly done that"
Eric_Teralza
You continue ignoring him.
@DM
The patrons of the bar fire at the Eric
!roll 1d20+2
Tyche[Dice]
(1d20+2) [7+2] : {9}
@DM
!roll 1d20+2
Tyche[Dice]
(1d20+2) [13+2] : {15}
Eric_Teralza
ties ac
@DM
!roll 1d20+2
Tyche[Dice]
(1d20+2) [12+2] : {14}
Eric_Teralza
hit
hit
@DM
!roll 1d20+2
Tyche[Dice]
(1d20+2) [11+2] : {13}
Eric_Teralza
hit
@DM
!roll 1d20+2
Tyche[Dice]
(1d20+2) [9+2] : {11}
Eric_Teralza
hit
@DM
!roll 4d6+4
Tyche[Dice]
(4d6+4) [16+4] : {20}
Eric_Teralza
hit
@DM
That was damage
Eric_Teralza
oh
okay
@DM
So let me describe what happens
Eric_Teralza
Eric is now dead af
-5 HP
@DM
Nope
Don't actually put that on your sheet
Eric_Teralza
k
@DM
You turn around and see all the angry patrons, for a moment you realize you done fucked up as they fire into you...you realize that the bullets don't hurt as you fall to the ground...and it's...cold...wet even. your hat floats down ontop of you as the darkness enroaches on your vision...encomposes before you....
@DM
....HOLD FUCK IT'S COLD! You jolt awake realizing your not actually inside some western magicial fantasy but rather you WERE laying down inside of one of the fountain of the pond and as you sit up one of the baby angel statue's water hose turns on...and it looks like it's pissing on you. Wonderful...as you finally come to your senses you see a man sitting on the edge of the fountain looking at you with a big smile. The first thing easily noticeable is that he has messy bright green hair
Eric_Teralza
Oh, okay.
You stand up and walk away then?
There's gotta be a towel shop or something around
DM_Eon
green hair drops his smile "seriously?"
Eric_Teralza
You ignore him. People who watch other people sleep are weird and you want nothing to do with them.
DM_Eon
he appears in front of you in some glitchy teleport "well screw you too!" and he glitches away this time
Eric_Teralza
Okay, that was weird.
Now for a towel shop?
@DM
Your in the middle of the park...who sells towels in the middle of a park?
Eric_Teralza
That...
is a good point.
You'd head back over to the business area but the bears are still there so
that's a no-go.
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Eric_Teralza
You could head back over to your office but there are undoubtedly people there about to yell at you, so no to that either.
Hmmmm.
@DM
So your walking around looking for a store that sells towels?
Eric_Teralza
Probably, avoiding the area with the bears and stuff.
@DM
It's a big city so that is easily done, how well do you know the city layout?
Eric_Teralza
*pulls up map of city on phone*
reasonably well I'd think
@DM
You pull up a map of the city and look for the closest convenience store! Lucky for you there is a wal-mart just 15 mintues away by foot
Eric_Teralza
Wow! How convenient.
You head over there then.
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@DM
As you begin walking back through the park, you reach the outer edge of the park to begin walking through the streets of the fair town when out of the corner of your eye you see something very, very familar
You see a Golden Fredbear suit walking around handing out balloons to kids
Eric_Teralza
: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Can I have a balloon too?
@DM
I don't know, you can't really get a balloon by standing here gawking at it...also roll insight
Eric_Teralza
!roll 1d20+3
Tyche[Dice]
(1d20+3) [2+3] : {5}
Eric_Teralza
yay
good rolls
fun
@DM
It's just a normal fredbear outfit! Although as you presumedly begin to approach you notice one of the kids grip their chest...they look to be in some kind of discomfort...so much so that they let go of their balloon. They cry out "No!! I wanted to give that to mommy!" as they begin tearing up from the loss of their balloon.
Eric_Teralza
D :
Does Freddy have any more balloons?
@DM
He does have some more balloons...but it seems that it's only one per person
Eric_Teralza
You go up and take one then
Balloons are fun
@DM
You have obtained one balloon! However...the man inside of the fredbear outfit speaks up
DM_Eon
"why hello~ you're our one thousandth person to get a balloon! so you get something special with it!"
Eric_Teralza
Oh, cool
DM_Eon
"you wanna know what you get?"
Eric_Teralza
Yeah
"
and another " afterwards
DM_Eon
"here!" he gives you a black case and in the same cheery tone "now you best do something before this kid vanishes~"
Eric_Teralza
oh god its another lunatic
You politely offer the probably-either-drugs-or-a-bomb back
"I'll pass"
@DM
As you begin to do so...the kid cries in pain, looking over you notice odd...orange sparks coming off of him? He doesn't look well at all.
Eric_Teralza
You blink.
Orange sparks?
DM_Eon
Freddy hasn't taken back the case yet fyi and won't
Eric_Teralza
oh uh thats not good
You veeeeeeery slowly open the case, readying an action to drop it and run if anything comes out or it looks like a bomb
@DM
Inside the case you see two objects inside of the foam casing. First is what appears to be something that looks like this: https://pre02.deviantart.net/8721/th/pre/i/2016/249/e/7/__kamen_rider_ex_aid_gashat_template___by_sk... The object appears to be a dark blue in color, with in image of a cowboy wearing a wizard hat firing at a target on it and it says "ARCANIC SLINGER" on it. The second thing found inside of the case is this: https://shukuenshinobi.files.wordpress.com/2016/10/img_5164.jpg
The second object...looks wearable
Eric_Teralza
Does it look like the game console Max had?
@DM
No it does not. Max's had a screen on it and normal button layout
Eric_Teralza
Huh.
@DM
Whatever this is...it looks like ti attaches to your belt
Eric_Teralza
You have no idea what it is.
It sucks that the only person who might kind of probably hates you right now.
You captchalogue the case and focus on the thing that matters right now, the kid.
You give him a cursory once-over to see if there are any visible symptoms of injury
@DM
Roll Medicine
Eric_Teralza
!roll 1d20+2
Tyche[Dice]
(1d20+2) [7+2] : {9}
Eric_Teralza
whoa a decent roll for once
@DM
You look over the kid, and he doesn't seem to have any signs of an injury however he cries out in pain once more as...roll perception
Eric_Teralza
!roll 1d20+2
Tyche[Dice]
(1d20+2) [15+2] : {17}
Eric_Teralza
YEAH
@DM
You begin to notice not only is the kid sparking with this orange lightning. It's obvious he's in visible pain...didn't that guy say that thing you just got could help him?
Eric_Teralza
No
no he didn't
but there's no such thing as orange lightning, so that must be a hallucination
Is the kid even real?
@DM
Do you slap yourself?
Eric_Teralza
You put a hand to his forehead to both gauge his temperature and see if he's real
@DM
"Where's mommy? I wanna go to mommy...but dad won't let me...who are you mister?" he looks up...he has a fever, and yeah he's real. If you slap yourself this is definitely NOT a dream.
Eric_Teralza
Shiiiiiiiiiit.
"I'm here to help, just hang tight a second, okay?"
While saying that you pull out your phone and start dialing 911
@DM
"Okay..." he nods, sniffling. Poor kid lost his balloon and isn't feeling well
somebody picks up "Hello?"
Eric_Teralza
"Could we get an ambulance over to..."
You check the address
@DM
Your are currently in the Yoma Park, in the north eastern section
Eric_Teralza
"Yoma Park, northeast section. There's a kid over here with a fever and it looks like he's also somehow managed to electrocute himself."
@DM
"Electrocuted? Please explain."
Eric_Teralza
"There are sparks flying from his body."
@DM
"What color sir?"
Eric_Teralza
"Orange to the naked eye."
@DM
"Okay, we'll send someone right away just stay on the line okay?"
Eric_Teralza
"Yeah."
"Thank you."
DM_Eon
"you done on the phone?"
Eric_Teralza
Who's this?
Insane druggie?
DM_Eon
(sorry, Freddy)
Eric_Teralza
gotcha
You nod
DM_Eon
"okay then," he ties a balloon to the nearby lamp post "you best get ready, you're in for a *Big* surprise from that kid"
Eric_Teralza
You ignore him. What is with all the random psychos today?
Or are you just hallucinating?
Are these guys figments of your imagination?
If so, that's weird.
If not, it's weirded.
*weirder
@DM
As you look back over to the kid you notice all of a sudden this werid orange blobby stuff begin growing on him and expanding rapidly...eventually you see that the entire kid becomes encompsoes by it and soon enough it takes shape into a giant buzzard before it screeches at you
Eric_Teralza
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
What kind of drugs are you on right now?
You just kind of stare at it, confused.
DM_Eon
Freddy: "you best use that stuff before ol' buzzbeak here mistakes you for their meal"
@DM
The buzzard swoops down to attack you, it's claws scratch your face only barely...but you feel the pain. this isn't a dream, your not on drugs...but your certainly in danger. It begins to come around for a 2nd swoopo
No dmg, this is thematic
Eric_Teralza
oh god
shit.
Eric_Teralza
You quickly add "You might want to bring some police" into your phone conversation before captchalogueing that and taking out the case
@DM
Blood drips down your cheek, you take out the case...what do you do?
Eric_Teralza
It's not exactly a weapon but you might be able to hold it off for a while
You attempt to stand between the buzzard and any civilians that might be nearby, while holding the case in front of you in a defensive stance.
DM_Eon
Freddy facepalms "please tell me your *aren't* about to use the case and not the thing inside?"
Eric_Teralza
"It's a fucking bracelet!"
DM_Eon
"It's a belt!"
Eric_Teralza
"I'd much rather use the case!"
"Okay whatever!"
DM_Eon
"that gives you super powers!"
Eric_Teralza
"Bullshit!"
@DM
You hold the case out infront of you! The buzzard comes swooping back down and slams it's claws into the case...knocking you and it to the ground. The case pops open and the Gamer driver and gashat fall out right beside it
Eric_Teralza
"If you really thinks it gives you superpowers, why don't you-"
oof
"-try it out yourself?"
DM_Eon
"oh i got my own"
Eric_Teralza
"Then fucking use it!"
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DM_Eon
"but i'm not the one it's after"
Eric_Teralza
You attempt to grab Freddy
Roll for grapple?
@DM
Are you getting up first?
Eric_Teralza
Yeah ofc
@DM
Roll for it
Eric_Teralza
!roll 1d20-1
Tyche[Dice]
(1d20+-1) [17+-1] : {16}
Eric_Teralza
lmao
@DM
Roll Fredbear
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@DM
Atheltics or acrobatics
DM_Eon
!roll 1d20+5
Tyche[Dice]
(1d20+5) [7+5] : {12}
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@DM
You successfully manage to grip onto fredbear, holding his arm tightly as you stare into his soul/eyes. Even he looks a little surprised you managed to grapple him
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DM_Eon
"could at least take me to dinner first~"
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Eric_Teralza
You ignore that statement and shove him over in the direction of the buzzard.
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@DM
You shove him in the direction of the buzzard
Eric_Teralza
"Motivated now?"
DM_Eon
he looks at you while the Buzzard flies directly at his back, him seeming unaware "Hehe, yeah you're *way* more forward than the others!"  he pulls out the same the dark blue gashat from the case, this time instead it's a purple one with a scientist withe a red and green potion in their hands reading 'KARMA CHEMICALS' he presses the button and a sc
reen appears behind him showing the same art as the buzzard hits it and is knocked away. 'Karma Chemicals~' an announcement plays from the item and the area is pulsed with a purple energy making it look blocky before returning to normal and vials with different liquids fly from the screen and float in the air around the area
Eric_Teralza
You look on for a second, before setting up as many arrow traps as you can before the next segment of text
Mounted Crossbows whatever
@DM
What traps?
Eric_Teralza
okay fair point
continue on
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DM_Eon
he then pulls out a grey with orange edges belt buckle looking thing with a small screen in the middle and a light blue A button on the right (left to you looking) side and a Purple B button on the left (right to you) and he puts it on his waist. suddenly a belt zips around from the belt securing itself to his waist. "Henshin" he says before slotti
ng it diagonally into the belt from his right. 'Gashat! Let's Game, Bad Game, Dead Game, Whatcha Name?' a ring of squares appears around him looking like character portraits ranging from a green knight to a blue cowboy hatted fellow. he thrusts his hand through one that stops in front of him. a character with purple slicked back hair in a kinda pon
y tail with 1 bit loose at the front with one of those disks doctors sometimes have on their heads. it also has light blue eyes. 'Za Rider' the image jumps back at him and then he's in this bulky chibi looking white armour with the head i just described but with orange eyes and chest piece
Eric_Teralza
Yeah okay you're definitely high
DM_Eon
"so, you gonna do it now?"
Eric_Teralza
You look down at the case.
"I mean, there's no real reason to."
"You have a handle on this, from what it looks like."
You should probably go get a drug test or something.
DM_Eon
"oh, who said i was fighting? i surely didn't"
It's OK, you're connected again :)
[aperture.esper.net]
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*** Got Ident response
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DM
[sorry about that
Eric_Teralza
You look around. Any civilians nearby?
DM
Not really, now that you think about it this is a pretty unpopular area of the park. Not many people come here unless they want to be alone for a bit or run around
Eric_Teralza
"Well, there's no real reason for me to fight."
"Worst case scenario, you die."
"Best case scenario, you die.'
"So bye."
You start walking away
DM_Eon
"it won't attack me, but i'm not gonna save the kid inside, that's. on. you."
Eric_Teralza
"It's actually on the police. They should be here soon, if I have any luck."
"In the meantime, I'm going to figure out exactly how these work to make sure you're not conning me."
Walking continues
DM
This seems like a critical moment...if you walk away now...you leave that kid to his fate. If he dies, it will be on your hands truly. If he doesn't, you did nothing and the guilt of not helping an innocent kid will haunt you. Not to mention are you really sure the police can handle this?
Eric_Teralza
It's a fucking bird. Why wouldn't the police be able to handle this?
DM
A giant bird that appeared out of nowhere...btw did you forget it was TARGETTING YOU
Eric_Teralza
Yes.
Yes I did forget that.
DM
!roll 1d20+3
Tyche[Dice]
(1d20+3) [1+3] : {4}
DM_Eon
"let me put this in words you can understand, conventional weapons won't hurt this thing and if they *do* it'll kill the host"
DM
It crashes into the ground beside you, dirt spraying in your face as it shakes off the dirt. It looks at you and screeches
Eric_Teralza
"Sounds convenient for you. Supposedly conventional weapons don't work against this thing, so I have to put this on. How can I have a guarantee that putting this on won't result in my immediate death or granting your control over my mind?"
"The risk is too high."
DM
Or y'know you die anyway.
DM_Eon
"what?" you've dumbfounded this guy "WHAT!"
Eric_Teralza
"You heard me. The risk is too high. I'm not doing it."
Ready action Dodge since you've noticed the bird again
DM_Eon
roll insight for intention
Eric_Teralza
!roll 1d20+3
Tyche[Dice]
(1d20+3) [3+3] : {6}
DM_Eon
roll again, he's a very open book right now do to frustration and high emotions and also emoting eyes
Eric_Teralza
!roll 1d20+3
Tyche[Dice]
(1d20+3) [11+3] : {14}
DM_Eon
hey, look, it's not a bomb! you can tell cause his expression and body language isnt' extremely tense which it would be if it were a bomb and he were this close. and do you think this guy is smart enough to mind control??? he probably stole this stuff or something you don't know exactly
Eric_Teralza
Hmmmmm
Okay, it's not a bomb, and he's pretty dumb. Got it.
Might still be smart to use basic caution.
Is his intent malicious?
DM_Eon
he looks like he's waiting for something to happen, probably you transforming with the belt but no malicious intent can be seen right now
Eric_Teralza
"Okay, what's your reason for this? Why are you just giving this out?"
DM_Eon
he sighs "because not many people can use it and i don't know how but you can use it from what i've found and honestly i just wanna see how you do, i'm a curious one"
Eric_Teralza
Is he telling the truth?
DM_Eon
roll
Eric_Teralza
!roll 1d20+3
Tyche[Dice]
(1d20+3) [15+3] : {18}
Eric_Teralza
hell yes
DM_Eon
he is being truthful, from what you can tell
Eric_Teralza
Okay.
"Can only I use this one, or could I use any of them?"
DM_Eon
"you can ask questions later and if you use it and fight the bird i'll answer any questions okay?"
Eric_Teralza
"Can I use yours for this one?"
DM_Eon
"driver or gashat" after a second he clarifies "the belt or cartridge"
Eric_Teralza
"Both."
You eye the bird nervously
DM_Eon
"belt is custom since i can't use the other and it's possible to use any gashat but i like mine and you should like the one you have too"
DM
The bird...okay you notice finally that it has it's beak stuck in the ground trying to pull it out at the moment
Eric_Teralza
!roll 1d2
Tyche[Dice]
(1d2) [1] : {1}
Eric_Teralza
You hesitate.
And then sigh, before putting on the belt.
"Fine. If I die, my lawyers will sue the everliving shit out of you."
DM
You put it on and it instantly straps around your waist...it seems fastened snuggly enough that nobody could really take it off you but it seems like you could take it off whenever you need to
Eric_Teralza
Now, you try to figure out what the fuck to do with the cartridge.
DM_Eon
(you could do like he did to start)
DM
You recall he clicked a button on the cartidge and than plugged it into his own belt. You see two slots on the left side of the belt that seem to fit your cartiage
Eric_Teralza
I do whatever he did.
DM
You click the button and it yells out "ARCANIC SLINGER!" a holographic screen of the cartage art appears behind you as a blue pixely wave spreads throughout the area, soon enough what seem to be targets spawn in all around you.
Eric_Teralza
Then you slot it in
DM
You than take the cartiage and slot it into the slot closes to the middle, your Gamer Driver yells out 'GASHAT!'. After a brief pause suddenly holographic squares appear infront of you, encircling and circling you. Looking at them you see various faces on them: You see a yellow one with blue eyes and goggles, a Green knight looking face with darker green eyes, a red looking face with fiery red eyes that are shielding by what appears to be a blacksmithing protective gear. As these encircle you you hear the words 'LETS A GAME, METCHA GAME, MUTCHA GAME WHAT'S YOUR NAME?!'
As it finishes the last part, one screen stops infront of you showing a blue theme'd face wearing what appears to be a cowboy hat with a wizard hat top instead, you see there is a star on his chest as if he is a sheriff
Eric_Teralza
that's the weirdest hat design ever
7/10 needs more cowbell
DM
Nothing more happens...didn't he do something here?
DM_Eon
(he touched the thing~)
Eric_Teralza
You wave at the face
Hiiiiiiii mr arcanic slinger dude
(note: not saying that out loud)
DM
You wave at the face and as you touch it suddenly the square flips vertically and comes down on you in a fluid movement. In a singular moment you find yourself in bulky white armor with a blue highlights, now wearing the fantasia mickey mouse/cowboy hat yourself ontop of your head along with a small poncho cap to go along with it. 'I'M A KAMEN RIDER!'
Looking into further details you see that the chest piece actually has some details on it, such as 4 different colored buttons on the right side. Beside the buttons is what appears to be some sort of meters that is separated by many segments, perhaps a lifebar? Above that in dark symbols are a wand and a gun from the look of their shape.
Eric_Teralza
Heck yes, let's fight!
You jump back into a fighting stance.
DM
ROLL INITIATIVE!
Eric_Teralza
!roll 1d20
Tyche[Dice]
(1d20) [15] : {15}
DM
!roll 1d20+2
Tyche[Dice]
(1d20+2) [10+2] : {12}
DM
YOU GO FIRST!
Eric_Teralza
You charge up and go in for a good solid punch
!roll 1d20
Tyche[Dice]
(1d20) [14] : {14}
DM
Hit
Eric_Teralza
!roll 1d6-1
Tyche[Dice]
(1d6+-1) [3+-1] : {2}
DM
Dex for damage too so 3 dmg
Eric_Teralza
You follow up with another, before jumping back to Hack
!roll 1d20
Tyche[Dice]
(1d20) [5] : {5}
Eric_Teralza
well i dont know his name
so druggie
nah drag i was using STR for that punch
-1 +1 from prof = +0
"So what's so special about this?"
DM_Eon
"you do normal damage to it, if you punched normally you wouldn't do much and maybe even break you hand more before it kills you, also probably should use your weapon, you have like noodle arms bro"
DM
You slam your fist into the bird once, it moves it's head out of the way  of your second punch...it doesn't seem all that happy that you punched it. As it comes after you you notice out of the corner of your eye that somebody new is approaching the scene. he appears to be a young man in his mid 20s with curly black hair wearing a doctor's jacket that has NONE of the buttons being used underneath the coat is a genm corporation t-shirt. as he begins to approach the scene you see him pull out the same Gamer Driver you have...and soon enough the bird attacks you as the man screams out "HAAACK!!"
!roll 1d20+3
Tyche[Dice]
(1d20+3) [16+3] : {19}
DM
!roll 1d4+1
Tyche[Dice]
(1d4+1) [3+1] : {4}
Eric_Teralza
4 damage taken
DM_Eon
the one now known as Hack waves at the new person seeming very happy and excited "JESTER, OMG HOW HAVE YOU BEEN WE GOTTA CATCH UP SOMETIMES SOON WE NEVER TALK NOWADAYS"
DM
The man now for this IRC known as Jester looks excessively confused "...What the hell happened to you?"
DM
Your turn Eric while these two converse in the background
DM_Eon
"please help me, this guy" he points to Eric "he's done me in, it's like" he is lost for words "He thought the gamer driver i gave him was a bomb, like what the hell!"
DM
"I....I don't even know how to process that. But than again you are kinda werid...Ah screw it let's just get this done so I can take back Karma Chemical!"
Eric_Teralza
"So, how the hell do I use weapons again?"
DM
The two men: Jester and Hack both yell out in unison "Just imagine getting a weapon and it will appear and than just grab it!". After words you see Jester pull out a new gashat. It's a multicolored gashat of 8 colors: Red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange and green that all spiral out of the center of the gashat. On the gashat is a box that explodes with toys
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Eric_Teralza
You imagine getting a bomb to throw at hack
that'd be fun.
DM
Close enough, a circle appears around you and a singular holographic box appears inside is what appears to be a very large but wieldable revolver with a large pointy top to it that sticks out. On the sides are an A and B button one which is green and the other orange
Eric_Teralza
You grab up the revolver.
DM
"GAME START!" Hclicks it and a holographic screen of the box art appears behind him, jack in the boxes spawn in all around the area and than he plugs it in 'GASHAT'. 'LET'S A GAME, METCHA GAME, MUTCHA GAME, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?!' The same holographic screens appear for him, except for the fact that the face that appears infront of him seems to be wearing a multi colored jester hat instead. He right away kicks the box and appears in similar bulky armor to the two of you except he has a jester hat on his head and his eyes are multicolored
You grab the revolver. It is a finese weapon that you can use Int for similar to mind kind
DM
"I hate to leave the patient in the hands of someone inexperienced...but your a bigger problem!"
Eric_Teralza
is the jester dude telling the truth?
DM
Roll insight
Eric_Teralza
!roll 1d20+3
Tyche[Dice]
(1d20+3) [13+3] : {16}
DM
Yeah he is. Or he's and this Hack guy have some REALLY bad blood
===PAUSE===