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- Pearl: Yo Marina. What's the Splatfest theme
- this time?
- Marina: Haaaaah... I'm too nervous to look.
- You do it.
- Pearl: Fine. The Splatfest theme is...
- WHAT?
- Marina: What is it, Pearlie? What's the theme?!
- TELL MEEEEE!
- Pearl: OK, here it comes...
- Marina: *gulp*
- Pearl: The splatfest theme is...
- Marina: It's the age-old debate: which way
- round should the toilet roll hang?!
- Pearl: Huh? What kind of question is that?
- There's legit only one right way!
- Pearl: I mean, who even hangs it behind the roll?
- Are they TRYING to be awkward?
- Marina: Uh, excuse me? I think you'll find it
- looks neater and is far safer, Pearl.
- Marina: Dangling it front like that is just asking
- for a cat to unroll it all over the floor.
- Pearl: ...You think Judd could be bothered to
- unravel a whole toilet roll? Really?
- Marina: Maybe not Judd... But what about
- Li'l Judd? I'm not sure I trust him.
- Marina: That sweet angelic smile unnerves me.
- It's always the cute ones, you know...
- Pearl: Sure, but, uh...have you SEEN Li'l Judd?
- I bet he couldn't even reach the roll!
- Marina: Maybe, maybe not. I'm just not willing
- to take THAT particular risk.
- Pearl: Fine, fine. Whatever makes you happy.
- But your raging paranoia aside...
- Pearl: There's no denying that front-rolling is
- the most natural choice is all areas.
- Pearl: When's the last time anyone tried to ink
- their turf rolling backwards, huh?
- Pearl: Speaking of, just wait! My team's gonna
- roller all over yours! Literally!
- Marina: Uh huh, wanna bet? I know I'm not
- alone in being right about this!
- Marina: So folks, hurry on down to the
- Splatfest terminal and pick a side!
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