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Total Drama Chapter 2

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  1. Roland Barretts: Jô, Duncan, Cody, Zoey, Ezekiel, Izzy, Leshawna, Bridgette, and Geoff.
  2.  
  3. Skittles: Lindsay, Heather, Dakota, Courtney, Gwen, Owen, DJ, Trent, and Brick.
  4.  
  5. Chris: I'm gonna go spike my balls.
  6.  
  7. Owen: Taylor the Hayniac has a grassy ass.
  8. Trent: More voices inside my head are torturing me with the number ten.
  9. Owen: Are you giving me attitude? (Michael Decu had an affair with my mom.)
  10.  
  11. Chef: Chris, let me spike my balls, too.
  12.  
  13. Dakota: FELINES?! You know I'm allergic to cats!
  14. Chris: Nah, it's cellular respiration, actually. [Smashes Dakota's cell phone with a hammer four times.]
  15. Dakota: Nããão (Drugs! I need drugs! [Starts impersonating the Rumba.] This is very problematic.)
  16.  
  17. Brick: If you're happy and you know it—
  18. Chef: Spike your balls!
  19.  
  20. Zoey: Mi Gente is my favorite song!
  21. Ezekiel: Hey woman! Make me some Mexican food!
  22. Zoey: (Is it legal to say that still?)
  23. Ezekiel: MAKE ME SOME FOOD, DAMMIT! [The food attempts to delete himself] Ai, ai, ai, that is creepy, I tell ya! CREEPY!
  24. Duncan: Hahahaha
  25. Courtney: Your voice is ridiculously mesmerizing, it's like a star's. [Her food attempts to delete itself, too.] ahhhhh
  26.  
  27. Owen: I'm feeling like a GUST OF WIND!
  28. Heather: Wonderful.
  29.  
  30. Izzy: Where's Steve Hodges when you need him hahahaha
  31. Bridgette: My God, what's gotten into you?
  32. Izzy: I got poisoned at Panera bread.
  33. Bridgette: Did you try going on the Chattanooga Choo-Choo?
  34. Izzy: Não, that doesn't make since.
  35. Bridgette: What horror! Did you diss it?!
  36. Izzy: When I get cancer, Bridgette shall be my slave! (I can make dolphins dizzy hahaha)
  37.  
  38. Chris: I want to eat refried beans and watch Terminator.
  39.  
  40. DJ: Did you molest Flora from Winx Club in the Fortress of Solitude?
  41. Brick: Não
  42. DJ: What do you mean, não?!
  43.  
  44. Zoey: Where's the corrections office?
  45. Ezekiel: In that green tent over there. [Points to it.]
  46. Zoey: (Elegance is bad, anyways.) I'm still preoccupied, with 19, 19, 1985!
  47. Ezekiel: Why?
  48. Zoey: It's outrageous! Also, Brick apparently molested Flora from Winx Club in the Fortress of Solitude.
  49.  
  50. Brick: DJ I'll seriously kill you if you don't believe me!
  51. DJ: Umm, OK...
  52. Flora: HI BRICK!
  53. DJ: [Runs away from Brick] AHHHHHHHH
  54.  
  55. Heather: I can't believe that lousy man molested her on national TV.
  56. Dakota: [eats pizza]
  57. Heather: (Emperor Dakota should be in a movie.) Opa! (We're jammin', we're jammin', we're jammin', we're jammin', we're jammin', we're jammin'.)
  58. LeShawna: Doesn't Patrick Star make you wanna ache?
  59. Heather: Not any more than the Brick and Flora scandal.
  60. Leshawna: (Chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga CHOO, CHOO! Heather should jog in a movie theater.) Yo sir de back up, de yo fe on vir, leb in on me, the perfect donyeur, oach yanna kirk do me na booty waaaaah. Le toi dis on a taaaa, nouuuu, troooooois. [That just made Stan Purvis cringe.]
  61. Jô: You know who else likes playing Frisky Tom? [Paula Abdul, actually.]
  62.  
  63. Bridgette: How gritty are you?
  64. Geoff: Grittier than DJ and Brick, that's for sure.
  65. Bridgette: OK, they sure are clueless.
  66. Geoff: Yeah, they're too preoccupied with that scandal. [Baby I'm sorry...I'm not sorry!]
  67. Bridgette: Ah, I must sneeze. (I like mapping things.)
  68. Geoff: Oh, some fish!
  69. Bridgette: Oh boy! Let's go get the vinegar.
  70.  
  71. Courtney: Owen, this is the most precose thing ever!
  72. Owen: What, me knowing to bring vinegar? I eat food all the time; of course I would know!
  73. Courtney: Owen, it looks like you don't need to be monitored or accompanied anymore!
  74. Owen: Ultimamately, I consider that to be a proud accomplishment.
  75. Courtney: You're an ace, Owen! (I love listening to Soul Bossa Nova!)
  76.  
  77. Duncan: Let's use molecular gastronomy.
  78. Cody: Nah, that's out of order.
  79. Duncan: You have any better ideas?
  80. Cody: Of course not!
  81.  
  82. Izzy: Lindsay, apparently I have something to say.
  83. Lindsay: What is it?
  84. Izzy: Wohooooooo!
  85. Lindsay: NAAAAAAANTS INGONYAMAAAAAAAA BAGITHI BABA!
  86.  
  87. Brick: Come back here, DJ!
  88. DJ: I don't understand, man!
  89. BricK: All you have to do is stay quiet, or I throw you into the ocean.
  90. DJ: Ok
  91.  
  92. Heather: Congratulations! You won!
  93. Jô: Like Leshawna's enormous ass would need to win something.
  94. LeShawna: Don't make me get out my baseball bat! (Come bring me some water.)
  95.  
  96. Courtney: OH, THIS PLACE ABOUT TO BLOOOOOW-OW-OW-OW-OW-OW-OW-OOOOOW!
  97. Owen: WHAT?!? [Stuffs pita chips in Courtney's mouth]
  98. Courtney: Oh the horror! Pita chips!
  99. Owen: They're just pita chips, you illegal immigrant. [Pops in another one.] (Finally, that bitch will shut up.)
  100. Courtney: OWEN!!!! [Spits out the pita chips.] Pita chips are so gross!
  101. Owen: Courtney, you're almost as annoying as Despacito. [Correct!] Seriously, you prude.
  102. Courtney: (I will love Owen for a thousand years!)
  103.  
  104. Trent: Can you spare me the details?
  105. Gwen: If you give me your passport. [Trent hands her his passport.]
  106. Trent: What happened?
  107. Gwen: DJ walked in on Brick banging Flora from Winx Club in the Fortress of Solitude.
  108. Trent: That is disgusting.
  109.  
  110. Zoey: Achoo! I can't stop sneezing, Ezekiel!
  111. Ezekiel: I'm craving slaves.
  112. Zoey: (I tend to ignore things a lot.)
  113.  
  114. Gwen: This caviar is precise!
  115. Trent: I hear ya.
  116. Gwen: Let's play a montage of Brick abusing DJ.
  117.  
  118. Brick: Right, that's it! Into the ocean you go!
  119. DJ: Help! Help! I can't fend for myself! Call the Aqua God!
  120. Brick: The Aqua God? What a delusional dickcheese you are. [Pushes DJ into the ocean.]
  121. DJ: Call a unicorn! Call Jetix! Give me some calcium!
  122. BricK: No sir!
  123. DJ: Brick why would you do this to me...
  124.  
  125. Heather: No credit for the two major political parties!
  126. Lindsay: Uh huh! They're so indecisive!
  127. Heather: (If she could assist me longer...)
  128. Dakota: Look at this GRAAAAAPH!!
  129. Heather: [Throws a Terra plush at Dakota.] Ahhh Dakota don't scare me with that plot twist!
  130. Dakota: (I know that I've got issues...and one of them is how bad I need you!)
  131.  
  132. Zoey: Now for the ultimate penalty!
  133.  
  134. Chris: Roland Barrett forgot his skittles!
  135.  
  136. Heather: Would you like to march with the penguins?
  137. Brick: How fucking attractive!
  138. Courtney: Oh Owen, would you like to come?
  139. Owen: [Is sucking his own penis] (No you fucking controller.) Escape, you pest!
  140. Courtney: Oh OK.
  141.  
  142. NICE TARDY PASS YOU GOT THERE.
  143.  
  144. Heather: LeShawna?
  145. LeShawna: Hotel Hell is my favorite show!
  146. Heather: Should I sign up for body sculpting?
  147. LeShawna: Totally!
  148.  
  149. Lindsay: Should we throw LeShawna into a ceiling fan?
  150. Heather: Oh that would be perfect!
  151.  
  152. Chris: AY-YI-YI-YI-YI-YA, KEEP ON HOPING WE EAT CAKE BY THE OCEAN! Heather
  153.  
  154. Heather: (I demand a pencil.)
  155.  
  156. Chris: Lindsay, Dakota, Gwen, Trent, Owen e Courtney. We have two competitors and one Nissan Altima. Brick & DJ you're the voices of reason on this team. The last Nissan Altima goes to....
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  158. .
  159. .
  160.  
  161. DJ
  162.  
  163. Brick, it appears your time in the Fortress of Solitude is up. If I were you, I'd hit a bar.
  164.  
  165. Brick: But I like the Fortress of Solitude!
  166. DJ: Brick it's simple man; just urinate.
  167. Brick: [Touches his molars] Ooh, rock me amadeus!
  168.  
  169. Chris: Is he seriously going to do that?!
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