The Warframe Movie 2: The Squeakquel

[Water is quickly panned by. The scene moves up to show small islands. The scene continues to pan. "Nickelodeon Movies" pops up from the water. It is covered in seaweed and sea stars. It falls back into the water. The panning stops with a care-like screeching. The scene looks around until the the Origin System island is shown. It is panned into, revealing a vast forest. The scene cuts through branches until it reaches a beach, where Ballas, later revealed to be named, "Ballas," has used a dinghy to a beach. Ballas's ship can be seen in the distance. Ballas finishes dragging the dinghy on the shore. Ballas then takes out his map, revealing he is on the opposite side of the island from the three palm trees.]
Ballas: Aha! [He starts chuckling. He lifts the map and turns towards the forest. Later, he is cutting his way through the forest. Soon, he stops and looks at his map. He then sees a sign that reads, "Booby Traps!"] "Booby Traps"?! [He cuts the sign down. He steps on it while continuing on his way. He is also laughing. He passes a Sentient Corpse with a tarantula on it. He continues to cont through the forest. He stops when he sees something. He smiles. The scene shows a clear path leading to a Sentient Corpse who is holding a book, sitting on a chair. The scene zooms in to the book and then displays the title of the movie. The scene cuts back to Ballas.] Oh. There you are, my lovely. [He starts walking towards the Sentient Corpse. He manages avoids the booby traps. He then stops at the Sentient Corpse.] What's that? Take the book? I don't mind if I do. [He grabs the book and the Sentient Corpse falls over. Ballas starts to walk away.] At last, it is mine. Finally, you are mine. [The Sentient Corpse then reassembles itself.] All right. Let's do this. Bare Knuckles. [The Sentient Corpse gets into a fighting pose] Bring it on, skinny. You don't scare me.
[The Sentient Corpse does a left punch, but Ballas avoids it. The Sentient Corpse does a right punch, but Ballas avoids it. The Sentient Corpse does a left punch, but Ballas blocks it with the book. The Sentient Corpse does a powerful left punch, which sends Ballas, who is still holding onto the book, to go soaring into the air. The scene cuts to the ship, where four Ventkids are playing Go Fish.]
Ventkid #1: You got any sevens?
Ventkid #2: Go fish.
[Ballas lands on the ship, which scares the Ventkids away. He then stands up.]
Ballas: Is that all you got?! [He then kisses the book. He tucks it under his armpit and grabs a rope. He swings to the wheel, pulls up the anchor, and opens the sail. The ship starts moving. It then cuts to him standing in the crow's nest. He is looking through his sextant. He then jumps onto the rim of the crow's next and jumps off. He lands back at the wheel. He pushes a button on the wheel that reads, "Auto Pirate." He then rubs his hands together and sits down. He takes the book and opens to the first page. On the back side of the cover, there is a library card with the names of previous owners.] Man, this is way overdue. [Ballas flips to the next page. On the left page, there is a drawn image of a wide shot of the Origin System. below the image, words read, "Once upon a time..." On the right page, there is a dawn image of the the Origin System sign. Above the image, words read, "Under the sea there was a little town called the Origin System." The scene then zooms into the image of the Origin System.] Once upon a time, under the sea, there was a little town called, [The scene fades to a normal image of a wide shot of the Origin System] "the Origin System." [The scene pans in.] In this town, there was a place called, [The scene cuts to The Corpus Krab.] "The Corpus Krab," where folks would come to eat a thing called, [A CGI Krabby Patty is shown.] "the Krabby Patty." Every [The scene cuts to the Kitchen of The Corpus Krab. The grill, counter next to the grill, and fryer are shown. Here, seven Krabby Patties are being grilled and fries are being cooked.] greasy spoon has a [The scene shows a different angle of the same scene, where the fryer is the focus of the shot.] fry cook, and the one [The scene shows a counter with a dispenser of ketchup, a stack of tomato slices, two tomatoes, a cut tomato with a slice, a jar of pickles, a head of lettuce with a few pieces cut off, a stack of onion slices, a pile of puns, a bag of potatoes, two whole onions, and a cut onion.] who worked here [The scene cuts to a medium shot of the kitchen. Spat starts to descend into the shot.] was named, [Zora pops in and his Corpus Krab hat and spatula fall to his head and hand, respectively.] "Zorabob Tennopants."
Ventkid Crew: Oh... [The scene cuts back to Ballas, where the Ventkids are returning to the ship. The Zorabob Tennopants Theme Song starts playing.] ...who lives in a pineapple under [The scene cuts to one Ventkid on a railing.] the sea? [Another Ventkid appears with a Melodeon, which scares the other Ventkid off.]Zora [The scene cuts to another railing, where one Ventkids is walking on it. While, the other, later revealed to be named, "Roky," is standing on a box next to the railing] SquarePants! Absorbent [The scene cuts to a shot, where Ballas and the last three Ventkids shown appear.] and yellow--
Ballas: [as Ventkids sing, "porous is he"] Hold it. Just hold it.
Ventkid Crew: Zorabob Tennopants! [A Ventkid, doing The Robot dance is shown. He then starts doing the Wave with a few other Ventkids] If nautical nonsense be something [The Wave reaches its end when the last bird to do it knocks a Ventkid of the railing.] you wish. Zorabob Tennopants! [Another Ventkid is shown.] Then drop on the deck and [The Ventkid starts doing the worm as another Ventkid flies by.] flop like a fish. [A Ventkid on a box is shown] Sponge... [Another Ventkid lands on the first Ventkid] ...Bob Square... [Another Ventkid lands on the second Ventkid.] ...Pants! [Another Ventkid lands on the third Ventkid. The scene cuts back to the shot of Ballas and the Ventkids.] Zora Square...
Ballas: [As the Ventkids sing, "...Pants!"] Stop! [The scene cuts to the melodeon Ventkid, who stops playing. It then cuts to Roky and the Ventkid on the railing, who look sad. It then cuts back to Ballas.] There's only one thing worse than talking birds, and that would be... Singing Birds!
[The scene returns to the shot with Roky and the other Ventkid.]
Ventkid: Okay, I promise not to... ♪ sing! ♪
[Roky clears his throat and points. The scene then shows three Amalgam Moas with a bass, guitar, and trumpet, respectively.]
Moa #1: Take it from us.
Moa #2: He really does hate singing birds.
[The scene then returns to SRoky and the other Ventkid. The other Ventkid poops.]
Roky: Just keep weading. Pwease, Mr. Piwate, sir.
Ballas: Come closer. Let me tell you the tale.
David: Okay, start reading.
Ballas: Not that close! [He scares the Ventkids, who back away a few steps. A couple more Ventkids come in to listen, then turns the page] All right. Here we go. [scene changes to the Corpus Krab with falling Krabby Patties]Now, Zora loved his job as a fry cook more than anything. [Zora laughs as he goes into the Corpus Krab before the scene changes to Zora happily polishing his snow globes before kissing one] And that is saying a lot. Because he loved everything! [scene cuts to Zora hugging Midnight in a blue background] He loved his pet snail, Midnight. [Midnight meows] He loved his best friend, Jason. [Midnight poofs into Jason before he giggles][scene cuts to Zora making his friends into bubbles] He loved blowing bubbles... [scene changes to Zora catching a jellyfish while falling off a cliff] ...and jellyfishing.
Zora: Whee! [scene cuts to Zora happily making Krabby Patties]
Ballas: He loved making Krabby Patties for the folks in the Origin System.. [many Krabby Patties land on the customers' plates]...just as much as they loved eating them. [scene cuts to the customers' enjoying their Krabby Patties together, including Bubble-Bass, which his seat breaks] "Why," you may ask, "do they love this greasy meal sandwich so much? Why did they eat them for breakfast, lunch, and dinner... [scene cuts to show a customer eating a Krabby Patty while on a hospital bed and Dr. Gill Gillam puts on a breathing mask] "...despite the doctor's warnings?"
Dr. Gill Gilliam: [to Shubie] He'll be gone in a week.
Shubie: Oh, Harold! [sobs as she sadly bites into a Krabby Patty as the doctor does the same too, happily]
Ballas: Ah, it was a secret. [scene cuts to a real-life Krabby Patty with many question marks in the background] No one was sure what was in those patties that made them so delicious. And frankly, no one cared, except for Tyl Regor. [scene cuts to an embarrassed Tyl Regor]
Tyl Regor: Meh. [scene cuts to a crowded Corpus Krab before zooming to an empty Chum Bucket]
Ballas: Tyl Regor owned a restaurant right across the street from the Corpus Krab, where no one ate... [scene cuts to a disgusting chum patty before Tyl Regor appears from behind] ...because the food was really bad!
Tyl Regor: Now, is that really necessary?! [the patty beside him deflates a little]
Ballas: [as the scene cuts to Tyl Regor, wearing spy gear, tries to steal the formula] Tyl Regor had made it his life's work to steal the recipe. [after Tyl Regor chuckles evilly, Zora vacuums him up]
Tyl Regor: Zora, please! Let's talk about this. [Zora blows the vacuum thereafter]'
Ballas: But Zora was always there to protect it. But today... [after the camera zooms into the formula, Zora closes the safe and the scene cuts to a small, green airplane heading for the Corpus Krab]...things would be different.
[scene cuts to Zora throwing out the trash when Jason comes up to him]
Jason: Good morning, Zora.
Zora: Morning, Jason! Are you here for your pre-lunch Krabby Patty?
Jason: I'm getting two today. One for me, and one for my friend.
Zora: Oh, have I met this friend?
Jason: [uses his belly as a talking friend and impersonates his voice] You know me, Zora. [he and Zora laugh, as well as his tummy]
Zora: Enjoy, Jason's tummy. [as he waves goodbye, he hears the engine from the airplane, which then drops a big jar of tartar sauce close to the Corpus Krab]
Nef Anyo: [is seen counting his money outside of the entrance door] 13, 14, 15... [Zora walks out of the Corpus Krab]
Zora: Hey, Nef Anyo, I thought we got our tartar sauce delivery on Thursday.
Nef Anyo: Tartar... [the tartar sauce splashes everywhere on the Corpus Krab, including Zora and Nef Anyo]...sauce?
Tyl Regor: Bullseye! [laughs evilly]
Zora: Tyl Regor!
Nef Anyo: [angry] So it's a food fight he wants, eh?
Tyl Regor: [as he approaches the Corpus Krab] Welcome to Air Tyl Regor! Please put your seat backs and tray tables up as we're now approaching our final destination.
[scene cuts to show Zora and Jason on the Corpus Krab roof wearing army clothes and having a fire weapon]
Zora: Okay, Jason. Load the potatoes!
Jason: [gets plates of two different potatoes] Mashed or scalloped, sir?
Zora: No, Jason. Raw.
Jason: Sir, yes, sir! [throws the plates away and dumps raw potatoes from a bag into the weapon] Locked and loading!
[scene cuts to show Nef Anyo looking at the formula in the safe]
Nef Anyo: Don't worry, little formula. You'll be safe in this...safe. [closes the safe door and yells through a microphone] Fire!
[scene cuts to Zora's weapon firing the potatoes towards Tyl Regor's plane]
Tyl Regor: Potatoes?! [dodges the potatoes side-to-side]
Zora: He's closing in!
Jason: [while looking at the binoculars upside down] I think we have a few minutes before he gets here. [Zora turns the binoculars the other way] Huh? [screams] He's right on top of us!
[scene cuts to the potatoes getting chopped into fries before flying down towards Sandals]
Sandals: Hey, it's raining fries!
Tyl Regor: It's gonna take a lot more than potatoes to bring this baby down! [more potatoes cover Tyl Regor's plane before destroying it] Or maybe not.
[scene cuts to show customers inside the Corpus Krab looking at the explosion from the plane before cheering, then it changes to Zora and Jason cheering as well]
Jason: Whoo!
Zora: Wait a minute, Jason. Look! He's got a tank!
[as the tank lands from a parachute, Tyl Regor puts a pickle inside a shooter before heading to the controls]
Tyl Regor: Well, Neffy, you're certainly in a pickle now!
[the tank perfectly aims toward Zora and Jason before they gasp and, in slow-motion, jumping out of the way just in time]
Sandals: Hey, it's raining pickles! [chuckles] Now, it's raining... [the tank lands on Sandals; muffled] ...tanks.
Tyl Regor: You're welcome. [the tank drives away]
Jason: Finland.
[scene cuts to Zora and Jason getting up and noticing pickles coming toward them before Zora dials a telephone]
Zora: Your order, sir.
[scene cuts to Lotus looking at a menu at the drive-thru]
Lotus: I'll have two Krabby Patties: extra ketchup, extra mustard, and hold the mayo.
Zora: Wrong channel! [dials the telephone again] Your order, sir!
Nef Anyo: Extra ketchup, extra mustard, hold the mayo!
Zora: Yes, sir! [holds a big ketchup bottle followed by small ketchup and mustard bottles] Extra ketchup, extra mustard.
Jason: [holds a giant mayonnaise jar while grunting] Hold the mayo!
Nef Anyo: Unleash the condiments.
Zora: With relish. [screams while squirting the condiments repeatedly toward the tank before they run out, making farting noises] Excuse me! [he and Jason laugh before Zora gets another set of condiments and does the same as before]
Lotus: [through a window] Hello? Hello?! [from Nef Anyo' megaphone] Guess y'all don't want my money.
Nef Anyo: Money?! [quickly snatches Lotus's money and gives her the food] Thank you. Come again. [quickly closes the window]
[scene cuts to show more destruction from Zora and Tyl Regor before Jason starts getting tired]
Jason: [gasps for breath]I can't hold the mayo any longer! [throws the jar right towards the tank]
Tyl Regor: Mayo?! Well, it's gonna take a lot more than mayo to stop- [the tank crashes into the mayo before it explodes and splashes everything, including Zora and Jason, then it rumbles]
Zora: Now what? [the tank reassembles itself into a giant robot before Tyl Regor laughs evilly]
Jason: Uhh... I just remembered! I don't work for Nef Anyo. [gives his helmet to Zora, then runs off, leaving Zora alone, then Zora drops Jason's helmet and runs towards the Corpus Krab, as Nef Anyo notices]
Zora: Robot! Robot! Robot! Giant robot! Robot! Robot! [runs into Nef Anyo' office] Nef Anyo! Tyl Regor's here, and he's got a giant robot!
Nef Anyo: Quick, boy! Bar the door!
Zora: [as he puts a chair, blocking the exit door] Got it! [suddenly, the robot crashes through stomping on Zora before Zora gasps and looks at Tyl Regor laughing evilly]
Tyl Regor: I'll take one secret formula... [Nef Anyo gasps] ...to go. [as the robot's hand comes directly toward the safe, Nef Anyo screams before the robot stops and Tyl Regor notices it out of fuel] Oh, barnacles! I'm out of gas?! [Zora and Nef Anyo both laugh] Well, I'm not through yet. I've got something that will make you hand over that formula: something you can't resist. [takes out his wallet before Nef Anyo gasps]
Nef Anyo: Money?!
Tyl Regor: Yes. [notices the wallet empty] That's...that's...that's impossible! [gets caught inside the wallet before coming out of it] Well, it was full of money just last week. Then I bought that airplane, and built that tank-
Nef Anyo: Sounds to me like someone's just a wee bit...broke!
Tyl Regor: [sighs] Well, Neffy, I guess you've won. I've spent every penny I've ever made trying to put you out of business... [takes out a penny from his pocket] ...except this one: my last penny. [starts to cry] Besides, what could I do with one measly cent, anyway?
Nef Anyo: You could give it to me. [with his eyes closed] Just a suggestion.
Tyl Regor: [closes his eyes and leans while holding the penny and talking] Here. [throws the last penny to Nef Anyo] Take it! [Nef Anyo happily catches the penny and puts it in his safe] You've taken everything else. Why not?! [cries]
[scene cuts to Nef Anyo and Zora walking towards the exit of wrecked Corpus Krab while Nef Anyo is holding Tyl Regor in his claws and talking]
Nef Anyo: Well, Tyl Regor, like a reheated Krabby Patty, you've been foiled again! [drops Tyl Regor and he falls on the floor and sighs]
Zora: I guess this means that the secret formula is safe forever. Right, Nef Anyo?
Nef Anyo: [taps Zora on his head] It sure does, boy. [Tyl Regor stands up and Nef Anyo pushs him toward the exit] Why don't you scurry along? [everyone in the Corpus Krab, expect Zora laughs out loud as Tyl Regor is leaving the Corpus Krab while crying] Thanks for coming! Have a nice day! [bubble transition to Nef Anyo' telescope view of Tyl Regor crying while having his head leans on the pole of The Corpus Krab sign on it] He's been out there crying for twenty minutes. [cuts to him looking through binoculars and Zora standing next to him in a completely renewed Corpus Krab] Pathetic. [gives the telescope to Zora and pulls up his pants] I'm just gonna go out there and gloat a little. [leaves Corpus Krab and scene then cuts to Nef Anyo office being empty as the camera then starts zooming towards the safe until it cuts to inside of the safe where the real Tyl Regor is exiting from the last penny with a headset on his head while laughing]
Tyl Regor: [stops laughing as his back starts hurting and then adjusts them] Cyclops to Laptop. Come in, Laptop. [cuts to Simaris with headsets playing solitaire]
Simaris: [ironical voice] Laptop. [takes card] You do realize that nickname is demeaning. I have twice the processing power of [with an ironical voice] a laptop. [cuts back to real Tyl Regor inside a Nef Anyo safe, walking towards the bottle with the secret formula]
Tyl Regor: [with a quiet voice] Never mind. Maintain radio silence. [throws his headset away as he arrives to the bottle with the secret formula] He-he, finally! [notices a light] A pressure plate, eh, Neffy? Amateur hour. [opens the safe] Hmm... [sees a bottle with a pirate ship in it] Perfect. [pushes the ship out of the bottle, then writes "Eugene, Eat My Subaquatic Air Bubbles! Love Tyl Regor" on a piece of paper puts it in the bottle and puts in a cork] Not a bad likeness. [while replacing the bottles] Good enough to fool that idiot Neffy. Easy, easy. [light corrects the other bottle with the fake formula]
[scene cuts to show Zora's telescope view of Nef Anyo dancing outside happily next to fake Tyl Regor, who is still crying]
Nef Anyo: [mockingly] Tyl Regor's broke! Ooh-ooh! Tyl Regor's broke! Ha-ha!
Zora: Look at Nef Anyo go! I've never seen him gloat this hard before.
Nef Anyo: [chuckles] Well, Tyl Regor, me bunions are telling me it's time to stop gloatin'. [picks the fake Tyl Regor up, which stops crying] Eh? Looks like you're falling apart at the seams. [chuckles, then pulls a string to reveal the inside of the fake Tyl Regor] Huh?
Tyl Regor Robot: Poor me. [sparkles a little] Sob, sob.
Nef Anyo: A robot?!
Zora: [walks inside, then gasps when he sees...] Tyl Regor?!
Tyl Regor: [when he gets caught] Uh-oh. [accidentally makes the fake bottle drop] That ain't good.
Computer Voice: [as a red light turns on and off] Initiating Lockdown Sequence.
Nef Anyo: Me formuler! [sees the Corpus Krab going on lockdown]
Alad V: Huh? [gets trapped in steel] Ow! [everything in the Corpus Krab gets trapped in steel]
Nef Anyo: [heads toward The Corpus Krab that is locking down] No, no, no! No, no, no! [the doors shut] No! [starts to bang on the door] Alad V! Open up! Alad V!
Tyl Regor Robot: [picks itself up] Ha, ha! Victory dance! Booya!
Zora: Give me that! [grabs the formula and pulls it towards himself]
Tyl Regor: Come on, Zora! [pulls the formula away from Zora] Join me, and we'll be rich and powerful! ... [the two start to tug for the formula] ...until I eventually betray you! [he realizes that he wasn't supposed to say it] Uuh... Join me!
Zora: No! Never! I'm on team Neffy for life!
Nef Anyo: [opens the doors and shouts in a deep voice] Tyl Regor!
[the two continue to tug for the formula, but the formula then magically vanishes]
Zora: What? Where'd it go?
Tyl Regor: [thinking] Wait a minute... Molecular deconstruction? I proved that to be a scientific impossibility 7 times!
Zora: [thinking] Wait a minute... I think I forgot to empty Midnight's litter box today.
Nef Anyo: [opens the door and lets out a big gasp as Zora and Tyl Regor stare a him for a couple of seconds] Where's me formuler, Tyl Regor?!
Tyl Regor: I-I don't know! It just disappeared!
Nef Anyo: Why should I believe you, ya lyin' liar?!
Zora: Normally, I'd agree with you, Nef Anyo, but this time, he's telling the truth! It just vanished!
Tyl Regor: It's true! [Nef Anyo picks him up as the scene cuts to him taped to Nef Anyo' table]
Zora: Nef Anyo, I'm telling you! He's innocent!
Tyl Regor: W-What are you gonna do, Neffy?! Pour hot oil on me?! Or put bamboo shoots under my nails?!
Nef Anyo: No. Knock-Knock.
Tyl Regor: Knock-Knock jokes? I can do this all day, Neffy.
Nef Anyo: [in frustration] Knock-Knock.
Tyl Regor: Oh, boy. Who's there?
Nef Anyo: Jimmy.
Tyl Regor: Jimmy who?
Nef Anyo: Jimmy back me formuler, Tyl Regor!
Tyl Regor: Well, that's stupid, but how is it torture?
Nef Anyo: [holding headphones] Hehehehe... You'll see. [puts headphones on]
Zora: Jimmy... Back my formula? Hmm. Ohhhhhhhhh! I get it! [starts to laugh hysterically]
Tyl Regor: [screams in pain, cut to Nef Anyo smiling smugly with headphones on, then back to Tyl Regor, the two side pieces of tape holding down Tyl Regor's sides come off] Oh, make it stop, Neffy! Make it stop! [scene cuts back to Nef Anyo, then it cuts to everyone, including Zora still laughing, Tyl Regor still screaming, and Nef Anyo still wearing the headphones, then Tyl Regor imagines millions of Zoras laughing until...]
Alad V: [opens the door with angry customers behind him, interrupting the moment] Nef Anyo? [hears Zora's laughter] Zora, zip it! [Zora finally stops laughing]
Tyl Regor: Oh, thank you, Alad V.
Alad V: The customers are getting restless. They're asking for... [a crafty smile forms across his face] refunds.
[the word "refunds" goes out of his mouth was goes toward Nef Anyo' headphones]
Nef Anyo: [his headphones comes off and he shouts] Refunds?! [the customers are chanting "Refunds"] Listen up boy! [pushes Zora into the kitchen] Get in there and make me customers some Krabby Patties! All right, Tyl Regor... [sees that Tyl Regor has escaped, then Zora opens up the patty vault and screams like a girl]Zora! What's wrong, boy? [moves Zora over to check the vault and has the same reaction of screaming like a girl too, then the vault reveals that all the patties are gone] We're out of Krabby Patties?!
Zora: How can we make more Krabby Patties without the secret formula?!
Nef Anyo: You've got to have that formuler memorized by now!
Zora: [puts his hat back on] But as you are aware sir, [pulls out the employee handbook] the employee handbook clearly states and I quote, [puts on reading glasses] "No employee may, in part or in whole, commit the Krabby Patty Secret Formula to any recorded, written, or visual form, including memories, dreams, and/or needle point." [gets out a magnifying glass]
Nef Anyo: [cries for a second, shakes his fist and shouts] Curse you, fine print!
[scene cuts to show a few angry customers picking up the order boat and chanting "refunds"]
Nef Anyo: Stop! [everyone stops and the customers drop the order boat] I'm not your enemy! [while holding a "WANTED" sign with a picture of Tyl Regor on it] Tyl Regor is your enemy!
Alad V: So is he an anemone or Tyl Regor?
Mrs. Puff: [plays a rim shot] Well, someone had to do it.
Zora: But...but, Nef Anyo?
Nef Anyo: [while flipping the paper to show a Krabby Patty on it] He took this from you. [the customers gasp]
Fred: A Krabby Patty.
Sandals: I can almost taste it.
Zora: Nef Anyo, Tyl Regor didn't take the secret formula.
Nef Anyo: [while throwing the paper away] Not now, Zora!
Jason: [sits at a table, catching the paper which had a picture of a normal Krabby Patty] Hey! I ordered a double Krabby Patty.
Nef Anyo: So, join me. Help get the formuler back, and I'll give each and every one of ya a free Krabby Patty! [the customers cheer] Oh, no, wait! Even better: a slight discount. [the customers groan, then they, along with Nef Anyo, angrily run out of the Corpus Krab, chanting] To the Chum Bucket!
Zora: [while looking out the front doors, sadly] But he didn't do it.
Tyl Regor: [to Simaris] I had it right in my greedy little mits, and then: poof! And now it's gone. Gone forever! Oh, I was so close to gaining the people's respect/fear.
Simaris: Um, Tyl Regor?
Tyl Regor: Oh, when will my frustration/humiliation end?
Simaris: Tyl Regor...
Tyl Regor: Not now, Hun! I'm ranting/raving. [sighs] All right, what is it?
Simaris: Well, I was trying to tell you there's an angry mob outside, [camera zooms out] but now they're inside.
Tyl Regor: Oh... [Nef Anyo snatches Tyl Regor]
Simaris: [while the mob angrily stares at her] I...just work here.
Nef Anyo: [while he and the chanting mob, carrying Simaris, exit the Chum Bucket] We'd like to have a word with you.
Tyl Regor: [chuckles nervously] You all look very hungry. Can I get anybody a Chumburger?
Nef Anyo: [while pointing at Tyl Regor] Enough with that niceties, Tyl Regor! This is the last time I'm gonna ask you. Where is me formuler?!
Tyl Regor: [while crawling away from Nef Anyo] I told you, Neffy! I don't have it!
Nef Anyo: Wrong answer! [prepares to stomp on Tyl Regor]
Zora: Stop! All right, Nef Anyo. Let me get in on this. [growls, then angrily walks toward Tyl Regor]
Tyl Regor: What's going on around here?
Zora: [pushes Nef Anyo back] You may want to step back a little, Nef Anyo. This could get messy.
Nef Anyo: Let's hope so.
Zora: So, you won't talk, eh, Tyl Regor? [gets out a bubble jar] I didn't wanna have to do this. Tyl Regor,... [dips his wand in the jar] ...here comes the pain!
Nef Anyo: Soap in the eye, eh? Diabolical.
Tyl Regor: [while Zora blows a bubble and sends Tyl Regor in it] No, stop, don't!
Nef Anyo: Wait, that didn't look painful.
Zora: Nef Anyo, you may not understand what I'm about to do today. [gets in the bubble] But someday, we'll look back and have a good laugh. [the bubble floats away]
Nef Anyo: Wait a minute.
Customer: Hey, they're getting away!
Zora: Sorry, Nef Anyo!
Nef Anyo: So, you've been runnin' a long con on me, eh? All these years, you've been working for Tyl Regor?!
Paco: They're in cahoots!
Nef Anyo: Yeah, I guess that's a short way of saying it. Stop that bubble!
[the customers throw stuff at the bubble, including a football and a customer]
Customer: Please tell me there's something soft below me.
Zora and Tyl Regor: Uh, nope. [the customer falls and screams]
Nef Anyo: Zora! [the bubble floats farther] Oh, you were like an underpaid son to me. I would have expected Alad V to stab me in the back! [points to Alad V, who had been sleeping on his feet]
Alad V: [wakes up] Huh, what?
Nef Anyo: But Zora, me most trusted employee, working with me sworn enemy?! [while pointing at Alad V] You know what this means, Mr. Alad V?
Alad V: We get the rest of the day off?
Nef Anyo: No! This be but a harbinger of what I fear lies ahead. For you, for me, for all of the Origin System! The Krabby Patty is what ties us all together! Without it, there will be a complete breakdown of social order! A war of all against all! Dark times are ahead! Dark times indeed! [falls on his face]
Alad V: Seriously? [Nef Anyo gets up] Aren't you overreacting a bit? [the Origin System and its citizens shift to a post-apocalyptic phase à la Mad Max full of fire]
Nef Anyo: Welcome to the apocalypse, Mr. Alad V. [camera zooms out] I hope you like leather. [the Origin Systemites run away angrily; camera zooms out again]
Alad V: I prefer suede.
[Origin System sign burns down; scene fades back to Ballas's book]
Ballas: And so, the Origin System became an apocalyptic cesspool forevermore. The end! [closes the book, then stands up and stretches]
Roky: Wait a minute. That's a terrible ending!
David: Oh, this is bad. Really bad! Zora's in trouble, and the story's over?!
Andy: Ouch, Ouch, Ouch!
[as another Ventkid bangs his head with a bell repeatedly, others freak out as yet another one, Henry, steps on Burger-Beard's steering wheel]
Henry: There is no way that that's the end of the story.
Ballas: Oh, of course it is. I'll show you. Just turn around.
Henry: Oh, all right. [Burger-Beard takes a feather off of the Ventkid and uses it to write in the book] Hey, I need that to fly, you jerk!
Ballas: [says it as he writes it] The end! [the fake end credits start to roll]
Henry: That's not the end.
[the fake end credits stop by ripping itself to the scene that shows Burger-Beard and the Ventkid fighting against the book until the fake ending page rips out, causing Burger-Beard to fall]
Andy: You'd better keep reading, Mr. Pirate,... [he and other Ventkids aim their butts at Burger-Beard] ...or else!
Henry: [while he drops the paper in the ocean] I know I shouldn't be littering, but that ending was rubbish! [evil laugh]
[the paper falls in the ocean, which is actually the post-apocalyptic the Origin System where the the Origin Systemites riot around angrily]
Jason: [as he walks in the Corpus Krab oblivious to the destruction] Good morning, Alad V. I'll have the usual. [a fiery boat crashes in the Corpus Krab] With cheese.
Alad V: We're out of Krabby Patties right now!
Jason: [as he backs away slowly] No...Krabby Patties?! [as he turns himself into a post-apocalyptic version of himself with a hammer duct taped to his head] No!
Zora: [as he and Tyl Regor still float in the bubble through the destroyed the Origin System] Look what's become of the Origin System. We've really gotta get that formula back.
Tyl Regor: Hmm... Get the secret formula, you say? Excuse me, I...need a moment. With that formula, I could rule the world! [Tyl Regor laughs evilly, then clears his throat]
Zora: You know I can hear you, right?
Tyl Regor: Well, what do we do now?
Zora: Now we work together. You know, teamwork.
Tyl Regor: What's a te-amwork?
Zora: No, Tyl Regor, teamwork.
Tyl Regor: Te-amwork.
Zora: Teamwork.
Tyl Regor: Tie 'em work.
Zora: Teamwork.
Tyl Regor: Tie 'em up.
Zora: Say "team" like a sports...
Tyl Regor: Team.
Zora: Team. Now say "work."
Tyl Regor: Work.
Zora: Put 'em together, what do you got?
Tyl Regor: Time bomb... work.
Zora: Gettin' better.
[scene cuts to show Lotus in her treedome about to eat a Krabby Patty while turning on the news]
Johnny: [on TV] Now, the Origin System action news!
Lotus: [gasps to see Jason slobbering on the glass] Oh! Hey, Jason!
[as Lotus gets closer to eating the Krabby Patty, Jason angrily knocks on the glass and repeatedly shouts "Krabby Patty!" until she eats it and Jason sadly walks away]
Jason: Come on, tummy. It's gonna be a long day.
Johnny: [on TV] We interrupt your regular program for an important news bulletin!
Nora Night: [cuts to Nora Night in the post-apocalyptic street of the Origin System] Nora Night reporting live from Downtown Origin... [ducks from a boat being thrown at a building] ...System. Complete chaos here today as our town attempts to deal with a sudden and complete shortage of Krabby Patties. [the building falls down] Whoa! Events here have this reporter wondering, what is the secret ingredient in Krabby Patties, anyway?! [runs away]
Fish: It's love! The secret ingredient is love! [swings a flail at the camera, static, Lotus's TV shuts off, Lotus gasps]
Lotus: No more Krabby Patties?! If I'd known that, I'd have chewed it slower. Huh? [sees a piece of paper falling from the surface] What the corndog is that?! [the The End page lands on her treedome]
[scene cuts back to Zora and Tyl Regor floating in a bubble through the Post-apocalyptic the Origin System]
Zora: Come on, Tyl Regor, it's easy, It means I help you, you help me, and when we accomplish our goal, then we do hands in the middle.
Tyl Regor: Hands in the middle? No, no, sounds idiotic. Besides, the two of us are no match for that cranky mob. [scene cuts to show a couple fish knocking down a donut sign, then back to Tyl Regor] We could probably use a few more... te-am-works.
Zora: That's exactly what I was thinking. [prepares to pop the bubble]
Tyl Regor: Wait, what are you doing?
[Zora and Tyl Regor fall and land between Jason and Alad V's houses. All three houses are badly damaged.]
Jason: [as he smashes his rock with his head] I...need...Krabby Patties!
Zora: [gets up] Jason, what are you doing?
Jason: I...need...Krabby Patties! [Stops smashing his rock] Vandalizing stuff.
Tyl Regor: Isn't that your house?
Jason: [Annoyed]Hey, what's with all the questions?! Who are you guys?!
Zora: It's me, your best friend, Zora.
Jason: [Stupidly]Oh, yeah. Well, if you're Zora, then what's the secret password?
Zora and Tyl Regor: [Unsure]Uhh...
Jason: Correct! It is you! Zora! [dog piles on Zora, squishing Tyl Regor] Zora.
Zora: Jason!
Jason: Zora! Why aren't you at the Corpus Krab making Krabby Patties? [sits on Tyl Regor]
Zora: Well, I'd love to, but the formula's gone.
Jason: Yeah, Nef Anyo says you and Tyl Regor took it.
Zora: No, that's not what happened. It just disappeared. We're putting a team together to find it.
Jason: A team? Oh, oh, pick me, pick me, pick me!
Zora: Okay, Jason, you're in.
Tyl Regor: I don't know, Zora. [pops to normal] What exactly does this clown bring to the te-am?
Zora: He brings loyalty, Tyl Regor, loyalty. Isn't that right, Jason?
Jason: Yeah, yeah, loyalty. I've got Zora! He's over here! [makes a siren noise]
Nef Anyo: Let's go get him! [he and the the Origin Systemites run toward Zora]
Tyl Regor: Come on, Zora. Let's get out of here!
Zora: Jason- [Jason throws Zora onto Tyl Regor, sits on them, then resumes making the siren noise] Jason, why are you doing this?!
Jason: Because I need Krabby Patties! Hurry up! I'm hungry! Over here! [Zora digs out from under Jason's butt, grabs Tyl Regor, then runs away from the angry mob] Guys? Am I still on the team? [to his butt] Hey, what are you looking at?
[scene cuts to Zora and Tyl Regor running away from the angry mob, then it cuts to Lotus's treedome, then Zora presses the "Air Lock" button and grabs his water helmet]
Zora: Lotus! [as the water drains, he puts his water helmet on, gets out a cup and scoops up Tyl Regor]Lotus? [pans down on her tree as Lotus jumps down] Lotus. Lotus, are you home? Gee, Tyl Regor, I wonder where she is. What is all this stuff? [Lotus runs to the right] Lotus? [starts to touch a paper showing a drawing of a Krabby Patty]
Lotus: [jumps on Zora] Don't touch that! [jumps away from Zora, then reads a book. She starts mumbling.] Incoherent muttering...
Zora: Lotus, are you okay?
Lotus: Okay?! [pushes a chalkboard away from the window, revealing the post apocalyptic the Origin System] Have you looked outside?! Does that seem okay to you?! I'm trying to figure out what happened to society. If we don't fix it soon, there won't be anything left to fix! [runs to the right]
Zora: Lotus! The lack of Krabby Patties has driven her mad.
Lotus: And I think I figured it out. Look! [clears a bunch of papers, revealing the page from Ballas's book, with the words "THE END!" written on it] When this came down from above, I knew it could only mean one thing.
Zora: And that would be?
Lotus: It means it's the end! The sandwich gods are angry with us!
Zora and Tyl Regor: Sandwich gods?
Lotus: I just don't know how we're going to appease them! [Zora and Tyl Regor look at each other, then Lotus puts the papers back on the wall as Zora slowly walks away to her front door]
Tyl Regor: You got any other friends who aren't dim bulbs or nut jobs?
Zora: Well, I have one friend who's loyal to the very end. [bubble transition to Zora and Tyl Regor hiding from the angry mob behind Zora's house, then the scene cuts to inside Zora's house] Midnight, I'm home. [scene cuts to Zora's bedroom, which has been ransacked] Gare bear? [while walking down the hall]Midnight? Midnight? [a little bit of snail slime falls on Zora's face] Huh?
Tyl Regor: Revolting!
Zora: But it means Midnight is close by. Midnight, I'm back! Whoa. [scene cuts to Midnight wearing a crown on his throne] Oh, hey, Midnight. Tyl Regor and I need you to help us find the Krabby Patty formula and fix the Origin System.
Midnight: [meowing: subtitles read: "Sorry, Zora. But I do not have to do as you say anymore."]
Zora: What do you mean you don't have to do as I say anymore?!
Midnight: [meowing, subtitles read: "I'm a king of snails."]
Zora: What do you mean king of snails?! Midnight the Snail, you get down here right now and join this team!
Midnight: [meowing, subtitles read: "Guards! Seize them."]
Zora: What do you mean seize them?! [the other snails pop out of their shells and roar]
[scene cuts to Zora and Tyl Regor running away from the snails while Zora screams]
Tyl Regor: Why are you running?
Zora: Because they're right on our tail. [sees the snails coming after them slowly] Oh, right, snails.
Tyl Regor: Well, so much for your te-am.
Zora: Putting together a team is a lot harder than I thought it would be.
Nef Anyo: This way!
Tyl Regor: We better get out of here until things cool off. [Zora runs]
[bubble transition to the Origin System being destroyed, zooms out to reveal Zora sitting somewhere far away]
Zora: [starts to cry] Everything we know and love has been destroyed.
Tyl Regor: Well, yeah, looks like they're gonna have to change the name of the Origin System to the.....Dirty System [laughs]right Zora?
Zora: That's kinda gross, Tyl Regor.
Tyl Regor: Yeah, yeah, too soon, huh?
Zora: This feels like it really is the end.
Tyl Regor: Don't worry, Zora. We'll find the secret formula and everything will go back to the way it was. You know, all happy and junk. [pushes a rock near Zora] Now let's try and get some sleep.
Zora: Yeah, I guess you're right. [rests his head on the rock, Tyl Regor pulls a coral and gives it to Zora as a blanket.]
Tyl Regor: There you are, feel comfy?
Zora: You know, Tyl Regor? I think you might know a little bit more about teamwork than you lead on.
Tyl Regor: Good night, Zora.
Zora: Good night, Tyl Regor. [Falls asleep]
Tyl Regor: [laughs evilly] Good night, indeed. [jumps on Zora's head] That's right Zora, sleep. You're hiding that formula in there somewhere. [jumps inside Zora's head, scene cuts to inside Zora's head]Huh? [Jumps on his brain] Well, here goes nothing. [Digs his way into Zora's brain, emerges in a cotton candy forest] Huh? What... is this place? [Tyl Regor runs through the forest as a waffle chases a bottle of syrup]
Ice Cream Boy: Fudge fight! [the Ice Cream Boy and the Ice Cream Girl squirt fudge at each other, they both laugh] It's all over me.
Tyl Regor: Ew! It's so sweet in here. I think my eyeball is getting a toothache.
Popsicle Twins: Hello, Tyl Regor. Come and play with us [Tyl Regor gasps] Hurry. [Tyl Regor gasps again] Before we melt. [Tyl Regor gasps again, they laugh as they start to melt]
[Tyl Regor screams, runs away trying to escape, slips and falls off a cake, falls to the ground, white cotton balls emerge from the ground, Tyl Regor screams as the cotton balls join together to form a cat.]
Giant Fluffy Cat: Meow.
Tyl Regor: So much sweetness! I think I'm gonna be sick! [barfs up a rainbow] Huh?
Rainbow: Daddy!
[scene cuts to Zora sleeping on the rocks, Tyl Regor pops out of his head covered in cotton candy, Zora wakes up.]
Zora: Tyl Regor? Oh, Tyl Regor, I just had the craziest dream, and you were in it.
Tyl Regor: I'm sure it was nothing. [Tyl Regor has a candy cane mustache, he takes a lollipop off him, throws it] Now, go back to sleep.
Zora: Were you in my brain?
Tyl Regor: What? No! That's crazy talk!
Zora: Then why is there cotton candy on your antennae?
Tyl Regor: Because uh... because uh... okay, fine, I was in your brain.
Zora: [gasps] What were you doing in there?
Tyl Regor: What do you think I was doing? Looking for the secret formula.
Zora: What?
Tyl Regor: Don't act so innocent! You know what I was up to. That's why you're pretending not to know the formula.
Zora: I'm not pretending. I can't believe you thought I was lying.
Tyl Regor: Hey, don't take it personally, I just assume everyone is lying.
Zora: That is a horrible way to live your life.
Tyl Regor: Whatever.
Zora: It is. And if we're gonna be on the same team--
Tyl Regor: Maybe I don't wanna be on a te-am! You think of that?!
Zora: But, Tyl Regor, everything's better when you're part of a team. [gets out his pitch pipe and plays a tune on it.]
Tyl Regor: You're not gonna start singing, are you? [Zora starts singing the Teamwork song] Oh, brother.
[Scene changes to Zora and Tyl Regor standing behind the word "Teamwork," Tyl Regor presses down on a detonator, Zora and Tyl Regor slide down a rainbow, then they build a brick construction, then Tyl Regor holds a wrench, Zora lifts him up, Tyl Regor jumps down and the scene changes to Tyl Regor standing in front of a post-apocalyptic mob, Zora clears the mob in a bulldozer, Zora turns into a hammer and Tyl Regor turns into a nail, they're a boat (Zora) and a sail (Tyl Regor), then a flower (Zora) and the aroma (Tyl Regor), then Zora's holes turn into Tyl Regors, they climb a mountain, Zora flags the mountain, then they cross a finish line, Zora holds Tyl Regor, the song ends.]
Tyl Regor: All right, you can put me down [Zora sets him down on a rock] Well, [sigh] that's one minute of my life I'll never get back.
Zora: Not without a time machine.
Tyl Regor: Wait a minute, hold that thought. [Zora grabs a thought bubble with a question mark on it.] Now back up.
Zora: Enihcam emit a tuohtiw ton.
Tyl Regor: Slow down.
Zora: [slow voice] Not without a time machine.
Tyl Regor: Hmm. Yes. [jumps on Zora's head.] Zora, you're a genius!
Zora: I am?
Tyl Regor: If we build a time machine, we can go back to before the formula disappeared. Before society broke down. Before we became the hunted.
Zora: That sounds great, Tyl Regor, but how do we build a time machine?
Tyl Regor: Well, first we'll need a computer powerful enough to calculate the intricacies of time travel.
Zora: Where would we get one of those?
Tyl Regor: Hmm. [bubble transition to Zora and Tyl Regor skulking The Chum Bucket guarded by the the Origin Systemites] There she is, my computer husband. They've got him tied up in the back room. I've never seen this many people at The Chum Bucket.
Zora: I've never seen anyone there.
Tyl Regor: Now was that really necessary?
Zora: 'Cause the food's really bad.
Tyl Regor: Oh, come on, really?
Zora: Shh! [silences Tyl Regor] How are we gonna sneak past those guards?
Tyl Regor: Hmm.
[a tire is thrown into the front of The Chum Bucket, the the Origin Systemites notice it]
Fish: Well, what do we have here? [he and two other fish beat it with sticks, while Zora comes in from behind.]
Zora: We better hurry. Those guys really hate tires. [he walks further to a tiny door, Tyl Regor jumps down.]
Tyl Regor: [tries to open the door but it's locked] We'll never get in, the door's locked. [Zora throws the tires]
Zora: Hmm. Wait. The window is open. Come on, Tyl Regor, it's time for some teamwork. Give me a boost.
Tyl Regor: [Zora is about to step on Tyl Regor] Okay. Wait a minute. No! [Zora steps on him, but he manages to hold him for a while]
Tyl Regor: Ya there? [he gets smushed]
Zora: Just a little higher, Tyl Regor. Tyl Regor? [lifts up his foot, to see Tyl Regor squashed on the bottom of his shoe]
Tyl Regor: Why don't you boost me up instead?
Zora: Oh, yeah, good thinking. [he scrapes Tyl Regor on to the windowsill, Tyl Regor jumps down to open the door.]
Tyl Regor: Come on, Zora, come on! [Zora squeezes into the tiny door opening, then returns to his original shape.]
Zora: We're in. [slams the tiny door.]
Tyl Regor: [silences Zora] There's a guard over there, camera pans to show Jason sleeping on a chair] Let's get take key from around his neck. We're gonna have to be very quiet. Let's walk on the tips of our toes.[Tyl Regor sneaks over while mildly loud notes are played, Jason yawns while changing his sleeping position. The notes are heard again, then the scene shows Zora playing a tiny piano] Will you stop playing that tiny piano?! [whispering] You're gonna get us caught.
Zora: [stops playing the piano] Sorry. [sneaks over to Jason to get the key]
Tyl Regor: Now just reach over and grab it. [Zora prepares to grab the key when he steps on a squeaky metal board which wakes Jason a little.
Jason: [waking up] What? Huh? Who goes there? [falls back asleep, then Zora gets closer and tries to pull the key off his neck]
Tyl Regor: Stop! Pull it over his head!
Zora: Oh. [pulls the necklace up choking Jason]
Tyl Regor: Stop. Stop. Stop! [Jason's head returns to its original shape] Let me get up there. [jumps onto Jason's tummy, chews the rope around his neck, the key starts sliding down Jason's tummy, Tyl Regor tries to grab the key, he lands in Jason's belly button and he starts sinking in] Help me.
Zora: [gasps, then grabs Tyl Regor and the key out from Jasons belly button, then Jason starts to wake up.]
Jason: What? Huh?! [he gets out a giant whistle and prepares to blow it but Zora jumps him]
Zora: No! Tyl Regor, help! [tries to grab a hold of Jason and he tries to rock him to sleep] I'll rock him, you tell him a bedtime story.
Tyl Regor: Uh, uh. Once upon a time, there was a big, fat, pink idiot who went to sleep. The end!
Jason: Nice try, but it's gonna take more than that to-- [he falls asleep]
[scene changes to Simaris shackled in a dark room when Zora opens the door]
Simaris: I told you, I don't have the formula, you monsters!
Tyl Regor: Hey, baby, how are you?
Simaris: Tyl Regor! My hero! You must need something, otherwise you wouldn't have come back.
Zora: Tyl Regor has a plan to save the Origin System. [unlocks Simaris's shackles, she falls face down and Zora stands her back up]
Simaris: Doesn't matter, Tyl Regor. Neffy knows all your plans. He's been through my hard drive looking for the secret formula.
Tyl Regor: Eh, I never had it, but we're going to get it. We're gonna go back in time and steal the formula before it disappeared.
Simaris: Time travel. Where are you gonna find a computer that can do that? Wait a minute.
[scene changes to Zora walking out of The Chum Bucket carrying Simaris's monitor]
Zora: I've never carried a head before.
Tyl Regor: You'll get used to it.
Zora: It's still warm. [sees a spotlight coming towards him and he runs away from it]
Fish: So you won't talk, huh? Let some air out of it. [another fish does so]
[scene zooms in on Taco Haüs]
Zora: [from inside] Is this where we're gonna build our time machine?
Tyl Regor: [inside the restaurant] Sure. It's got everything we need. A photo booth, a cuckoo clock, [The clock goes off] some day old chips. Now all we have to do is build it. [Zora plays his pitch pipe again but Tyl Regor takes it into the photo booth] Oh, no, you don't.
Zora: Hey, my pitch pipe.
Tyl Regor: Uh, I need it for the time machine.
Zora: Oh, okay. [Tyl Regor smashes the pitch pipe with a hammer and flushes it down a toilet]
Tyl Regor: [walks out of the photo booth] Installed! [they start building the time machine, Tyl Regor uses a big hammer while Zora uses a small one, then Zora pour a bucket of nuts and bolts into an opening at the top of the photo booth, then he saws a block of wood while Tyl Regor holds on to the other end, then Tyl Regor runs on a screwdriver while Zora pushes it close slowly, they break for lunch where Zora eats a taco while Tyl Regor has a sausage, then Zora tries to loop a pink thread through a needle when Tyl Regor helps him, Tyl Regor signals Zora to install a tube into an opening, then he turns the clock hand backwards and the time machine starts up] I did it!
Zora: No. We did it.
Tyl Regor: Wait. We did do it. As a te-am.
Zora: A team.
Tyl Regor: Whatever.
[they sing the last verse of the teamwork song again where Tyl Regor and Zora pop out of Peanut Butter and Jelly jars, then they wear hats and foam fingers, and they fist bump each other, the scene cuts back to the restaurant]
Zora: [carrying Simaris into the time machine] Okay, now for the brains. [Inside the time machine, he pushes Simaris into the opening and she powers up]
Simaris: Okay, Tyl Regor, this is it. It's gonna take all my processors and energy to power this time machine. So, if you have anything you wanna tell me, you better tell me now.
Tyl Regor: Well, Simaris. I know I've taken you for granted all these years and I... I just wanted to say... I'm glad you're on my te-am.
Simaris: Oh, Tyl. That's the sweetest thing you've ever s-- [Tyl Regor flips a switch and Simaris shuts off and her screen flashes 12:00 AM, Tyl Regor starts to cry]
Zora: Tyl Regor, are you crying?
Tyl Regor: No, no, no, it's just one of the hazards of having a giant eyeball. [wipes his tear away] There's always stuff getting in there. Anyway, [Clears throat] where were we? [from outside the time machine] Say "cheese."
Zora: [inserts a quarter in the coin slot] Cheese!
[they travel through a time space vortex where Squeeze Me by N.E.R.D. plays and they crash through a giant taco leaving their cartoony outlines, they appear in a desert part of the Origin System four days in the future, they step out and explore]
Tyl Regor: According to my calculations, the Corpus Krab should be right here.
Zora: What's that over there?
[Jason turns around who is now rapidly aged with gray hair, eyebrows and a long beard]
Future Jason: Zora?
Zora: Jason?
Future Jason: Is it really you?
Zora: Yes, Jason. It's--
Future Jason: Finally! The Great Krabby Patty Famine is over!
Zora: Great Krabby Patty Famine? Oh, what year is this?
Future Jason: It's Thursday.
Tyl Regor: According to my calculations, we've only gone 4 days into the future.
Zora: Where is everybody?
Future Jason: They all gave up on you! But not me! [points at his head] 'Cause I'm not very smart.
Zora: Where is the Corpus Krab?
Future Jason: Right where it's always been. [the wind blows a bunch of sand away revealing Jason sitting on The Corpus Krab sign]
[Zora gasps, then he and Tyl Regor run back into the time machine, they travel back through the time space vortex where they fall into three sombrero brims and a song sheet tunnel, they appear in Bubbles' Interdimensional spacecraft, Zora opens the curtain and sets foot on Bubbles' Interdimensional spacecraft which lights up, the scene zooms in on Bubbles watching the void of space between Saturn and Jupiter]
Zora: I think we may be lost in time, Tyl Regor. Maybe we should ask this guy for directions. Excuse me, sir. Can you tell us when we are?
Wally: Who dares disturb The Man In The Wall?
Zora: The Man In the Wall? Your name is "The Man in The Wall"?
Wally: No! My true name is "Wally."
Tyl Regor: "Wally"? [chuckles] Wha-what kind of a name is "Wally"?
Bubbles: It is my ancient Void Being name.
Zora: So what's a Void Being doing out here in the middle of space?
Wally: My kind have been watching and protecting the galaxy for-- [clicks] Hmm. 10,000 years.
Zora: Oh, so you're the one keeping the meteors from hitting us.
Wally: Yes, I am. And I could really do with a potty break, would you mind keeping an eye on things?
Zora: Sure thing but uh, what am I keeping my eye on? [Wally swims over to the restroom, Zora watches the void of space between Saturn and Jupiter]
Tyl Regor: What are you doing?
Zora: [the planets' reflections are seen in Zora's eyes] I'm watching.
Tyl Regor: We don't even know what we're even watching for.
Zora: Maybe we should split up the work load. [points to Jupiter] You watch the one with the big red eye, [points to Saturn] and I'll watch the one with the ringy thingies, like a team. [they watch the planets when Tyl Regor notices that they're getting closer to each other]
Tyl Regor: Okay, mine's moving.
Zora: Mine, too.
Tyl Regor: No, this doesn't seem right. Should we call Wally?
Zora: Let's give him a minute. He's been holding it for 10,000 years. [the planets smash into each other; Zora gasps] I'm pretty sure that wasn't supposed to happen! [picks up several rocks] Come on, Tyl Regor we gotta clean this up before Wally gets back! [sweeps the rocks under the floor, Wally exits the restroom with toilet paper trailing from the Operator suit]
Wally: [sigh] Much better, yes. You two are free to go. [Zora ditches the broom and makes an innocent face] What happened to Saturn and to Jupiter?! [Saturn's rings fall off] You were supposed to-- [clicks for a while, clears his throat, clicks again] keep them from smashing into each other!
Zora: Sorry.
Wally: Now-- [clicks] I am going to lose my job! And you... will lose your lives. [tries to destroy Zora and Tyl Regor and they make a run for their time machine]
Zora: Hey, quarter me! [Wally' laser blasts Zora into the time machine and Zora grabs the quarter before getting struck by Wally' laser and they travel through the time space vortex again, landing in Nef Anyo' office two days in the past]
Past Zora: [walks in, gasps] Tyl Regor?!
Past Tyl Regor: Zora!?
Past Zora: [time machine appears and Zora and Tyl Regor walk out] Tyl Regor?! [gasps]
Past Tyl Regor: Zora!?! Who are you two supposed to be?
Tyl Regor: I'm you from the future.
Zora: [points to his past self who is surprised] And I'm him from the future!
Past Tyl Regor: So you traveled back through time to help me? Great thinking!
Zora: Nope. He's helping me.
Past Zora: [shocked and gasps] But he's the enemy!
Zora: Was the enemy. Now we're a team.
Past Tyl Regor: What, a te-am?
Tyl Regor: A team! All right, go get the formula. [Zora runs over to the safe]
Past Zora: [Horrified]What have I become?
Zora: All right, Tyl Regor. [tries to grab the secret formula from Tyl Regor's past self]
Past Zora: Do you have flying boat mobiles in the future?
Tyl Regor: We only came back from the day after tomorrow, dim wit.
Past Zora: Are there rocket packs?
Zora: [Zora trying to get the formula]
Past Zora: Did they outlaw clothes in the future?
Tyl Regor: No!
Past Zora: Then why are you naked?
Tyl Regor: 'Cause they don't make clothes in my size.
Zora: Hold still you! [Zora tries to grab the formula when Tyl Regor's past self runs away]
Past Zora: If you're from the future, what am I gonna say next?
Tyl Regor: Something moronic?
Past Zora: Wow!
Tyl Regor: Hey, hurry up over there!
Past Tyl Regor: [Zora knocks the decoy formula bottle off the pressure plate and the light goes on and it beeps; screams] Uh oh, that ain't good.
Computer Voice: [as a red light turns on and off] Initiating Lockdown Sequence.
Tyl Regor: Come on, Zora. We gotta get outta here.
Zora: [he grabs the fake formula thinking it's the real one] Got it!
Tyl Regor: Come on! [Zora runs into the time machine and they return to the present]
Zora and Tyl Regor: [laughing together]
Zora: Oh, that was crazy.
Tyl Regor: So that's what teamwork is. All those years, I tried to make you mine and I finally did it. I mean, we did it!
[scene fades back to Ballas's book]
Ballas: And so, it would seem that our heroes have accomplished all they had set out to do. [Ballas is seen reading and piloting the ship at the same time. He shuts the book]
Andy: Now that's an ending.
Ventkid: Woohoo!
Roky: Andy, cue the music.
Andy: [he gets out an accordion] ♪ Ooooh... ♪ [Burger-Beard drops the book, sits down]
Ballas: Oh, no. That's not the end.
Roky: So, you mean the ending might be even happier? [Ballas gets out his telescope, scene changes to Burger-Beard's telescope view of the beach]
Ballas: Land ho!
[scene changes to the beach where Ballas drives his pirate ship, now with tires on the beach while the beach goers run out of the way, he crashes the ship through a lifeguard tower, the pirate ship lands in the streets and parallel parks between two other food trucks]
Ballas: Yeah! All right, you feathered rats, time to shove off!
Andy: What? Why?
Ballas: Well, I can't have you pooping all over my restaurant, can I?
Andy: Restaurant? I thought this was a pirate ship.
Ballas: Oh, it is. But it is also:... [starts turning his pirate ship into a food truck] A-ha! My very own food truck.
Ventkid #1: A what?
Ballas: Uh, you know, a restaurant on wheels.
Ventkid #2: Like a garbage truck?
Andy: Hmm.
Ballas: No! Are you trying to scare away my customers?!
Ventkid #3: Well, we're not leaving until we see how the story ends.
Ballas: No problem. You guys like a little snack while you wait?
Ventkid #3: Sure I'll take a curdled milk.
Andy: How 'bout a fish head?
Ventkid #3: And a french fry covered in sand.
Ballas: [removes a dish cover to reveal hot wings on a platter] Who wants some hot wings?
Andy: Wait a minute. Where's Roky?!
Ballas: Which one of you is next? [the other Ventkids fly away]
Ventkid: You're crazy, man! You're crazy! [Ballas laughs]
Roky: [inside a porta potty] Bye-bye, Mr. Poop. Now I can get my golden sticker. [walks out and shuts the door] Oh, hey, Mr. Piwate. I wouldn't go in there if I were you. [chuckles]
Ballas: [gets out a megaphone which blows off Roky's feathers] Boo!
Roky: [screams] I can't fly without my feathers. [whistles for a cab which drives up and Roky gets in the back seat]
Cab driver: Where to, Mac?
Roky: Just dwive.
[the cab drives away and the scene fades back to The Corpus Krab in the post-apocalyptic the Origin System where inside, Jason is looking at the picture of a Krabby Patty]
Jason: [Turns to Alad V in a begging tone]Uhh... Alad V?
Alad V: Still out of Krabby Patties.
Jason: [licks the picture than holds it up asking...] Does anyone have a picture of ketchup? [Lotus walks in]
Lotus: I done figured it out! [everyone gasps as Lotus jumps on a table] We have angered the sandwich gods and only a sacrifice will appease them!
Big Fish: Oh, that sounds reasonable.
Lotus: Soon, our post-apoca-whatchamacallit will be over and Krabby Patties will rain down from above!
Nef Anyo: Rain down? Well that's no good! How will I get me money?!
Nat: Oh, you don't like that idea? [to Lotus] Then we'll sacrifice you!
[the crowd carries Nef Anyo outside chanting "sacrifice," when Zora and Tyl Regor's time machine appears at the entrance, Zora opens the curtain]
Zora: It's not a good idea to have a sacrifice on an empty stomach. [holds out the bottle] Who wants a Krabby Patty? [the crowd cheers]
Nef Anyo: Zora, is that me formuler? [grabs the bottle] Oh, happy day. [kissing the bottle] I've missed you so much. Where was it? Where'd you find it?
Zora: Well, Tyl Regor and I built a time machine out of an old photo booth and then we added--
Jason: Cheese!
Zora: Jason, wait! [Jason disappears in the time machine]
Nef Anyo: It's okay, everyone. The post-apocalypse is almost over! [the crowd cheers and Nef Anyo opens the bottle and gets the formula out of it] Ain't that right Zora? [Zora and Tyl Regor high five] "Eugene, Eat My Sub-aquatic Air Bubbles! Love, Tyl Regor?! [the note shows Nef Anyo saying: I'm stoopid!]" [he glances at Zora]
Tyl Regor: [Zora and Tyl Regor's faces suddenly turn from happy to shocked.] You grabbed the wrong bottle!
Zora: [grabs Nef Anyo' arms] I'm sorry, Nef Anyo.
Nef Anyo: That's okay, Zora. We'll just have to sacrifice the two of you then! Prepare them for the sacrifice!
Jason: [he reappears in the time machine and walks out] I bring a message from the dawn of time!
Zora: What is it, Jason?
Jason: Run! [he runs and a Aladasaurus Rex destroys the time machine and he roars]
Alad V:Aladasaurus Rex!
[the Aladasaurus Rex wreaks havoc in The Corpus Krab and everyone inside runs away from it]
Zora: Well, Tyl Regor, I guess we failed to accomplish our goals.
Tyl Regor: We?
Zora: But, even failure hurts a little less when you do it as a team, right?
Tyl Regor: This is all your fault! [everyone pauses and the crowd gasps]
Zora: My fault?!
Tyl Regor: You're the one who stole the wrong secret formula!
Zora: I didn't know there were two bottles.
Tyl Regor: Of course you didn't! 'Cause you got cotton candy for brains! [the crowd goes "ooh"] No, seriously, he really does.
Zora: Well, we wouldn't even be in this mess in the first place if you weren't so selfish and evil!
Tyl Regor: I was selfish and evil until you ruined everything with your teamwork!
Zora: [he gasps] You take that back!
Tyl Regor: You are the worst teammate ever!
Zora: [begins screaming] No! [In a breakdown, he kicks over a garbage can. The crowds gasps and stares at him as he dumps out a recycle bin. He crazily hugs the piles to his chest. While Zora was mixing both recycling and garbage, Tyl Regor gasped.]
Shubie: Oh, my Neptune, he's mixing garbage and recycling!
Zora: [grabs two handfuls of goo from the mess he made, then holds over his head, screaming loudly. The crowd gasps. He breathes heavily, then regains his senses. He looks around, then down at his hands.] Look at me. Why, I've become like all of you. Savage. Fear-ridden. Selfish. An entire town of formerly good citizens, turned into heartless freaks, bent on their own self-prever...Self-preter...
Mob Member: "Preservation?"
Zora: Yes! We've become alienated from each other. Each one an island unto himself, concerned only with ourselves. And in the name of all fishhood, I am not about to let that happen! [tears a piece of cloth from a fish's shirt, and makes a headband from it.] And so, if a sacrifice is needed to restore the Origin System to its former glory... [Alad V and a group watches him] then I am willing to take one for the team! [He stands atop the ruins of the cashier counter, the wind ruffling his headband. Tyl Regor, Lotus and the crowd watch with solemn expressions. One fish takes his hat off respectfully.]
Alad V: (gloats) You heard him!
[the crowd carries Zora outside where he is shackled on top of a tower and a giant stone is hanging over him as the crowd chants "sacrifice"]
Nef Anyo: Let the sacrifice begin!
Aladasaurus Rex: [as the crowd chants "Patties"] And I thought my friends were primitive.
Nef Anyo: [as Zora sniffs around] Don't cry, me boy. Everything's gonna be fine. For us.
Zora: Oh, I'm not crying, Nef Anyo. [he sniffs] I smell Krabby Patties!
Nef Anyo: That's right. Keep thinking happy thoughts. Now! [Alad V puts on an executioner mask and slices the rope dropping the stone on Zora but Nef Anyo lifts it up and he sniffs] The boy's right. [he throws the stone]
Fred: My leg!
Nef Anyo: I smell 'em, too. Ok Zora, Go Get It! [tears off his apocalyptic outfit]
Alad V: Wait. You mean we can just take this stuff off? [tears off his executioner outfit]
Nef Anyo: Go find that Krabby Patty! [throws Zora]
Zora: [Zora bounces down the tower, then runs in front of the crowd.] Come on, everybody! I've got some Krabby Patty orders to fill! [everyone tears off their apocalyptic outfits, the crowd follows Zora up a hill. Zora's nose detaches to follow the scent vapors] It's coming from over there! [everyone follows him through a ship wreck, then through a winter forest, then they're upside down and a customer falls, then they end up on the moon, then riding on an eagle and they're walking up a mountain] Come on, guys! I think it's just over this hill! [He looks up to see the scent vapor continues on the surface and everybody groans]
Alad V: How do you expect us to go up to the surface?! We won't be able to breathe!
Customer: All right. All secondary characters, come with me. [everybody returns to the Origin System and Alad V follows them]
Alad V: Yeah, I'm with you guys. [Nef Anyo grabs his shirt]
Nef Anyo: No way, Alad V. [points to the surface] You're going up there with us.
Jason: My feet hurt.
Zora: Jason, you don't have feet.
Jason: [screams] Well, it's not fair. You have feet. Lotus has feet. Alad V has feet.
Alad V: Actually, I have four feet. [Jason grunts and sits on the floor with his arms crossed and Tyl Regor comes up hiding behind a rock]
Zora: It's not about feet. [Tyl Regor rolls near Zora's feet]
Alad V: What is it about then?
Zora: It's about being a team and sticking together no matter what. [Tyl Regor jumps into Zora's sock]
Alad V: The only way we're going up there is if some fairy godmother shows up and helps us breathe air. [everyone notices a light coming towards them and Wally shows up]
Zora: Wally!
Alad V: Zora, you know this guy?
Zora: [gets on his knees] Don't hurt us! We're sorry we got you fired!
Wally: Hurt you? [click] Why, I traveled back through time to thank you. I've been stuck in that job for eons. I needed a change, but I was too afraid to go for it.
Zora: Well, Wally, I'm glad we could help.
Wally: Now, it is my turn to help. I can get you safely to the surface. Now-- [clicks] Quick, all of you. Get in my mouth.
Zora: Come on, guys. Let's go.
Alad V: There's no way I'm climbing into some Void Being's mouth.
Nef Anyo: Yeah, this guy just wants a free lunch.
Zora: Guys, if Bubbles has the courage to quit his dead end nowhere job and travel back through time to help us, then we need to have the courage to-- [Bubbles captures everyone in his mouth and he swims around]
Nef Anyo: Well, I never thought I'd be eaten by a Void Being.
Zora: No, if he was eating us, he'd be chewing us up and we'd be going down there. This is what you call "riding in style."
Alad V: [Sigh] Not a lot of leg room in here.
Jason: Well, maybe if you didn't have four feet!
Tyl Regor: [emerges from Zora's sock] Note to self: Never stow away in a gym sock.
[Bubbles went out of the ocean, floating in the air, and he opens a hole in his body doing weird void shit shining sunlight in his mouth]
Jason: What's happening? I feel tingly. [deadpans] Is this how vore's supposed to go?
[Wally shoots everyone out of his blowhole and they're converted from 2D hand-drawn characters into CGI three-dimensional animated characters and Wally flings everyone on the shoreline]
Alad V: Ow, my neck.
[Zora flips upward
Wally: I've done all I can. The rest is up to you.
Zora: [waves] Thank you, Wally!
Wally: Farewell, Zora!
Zora: [salutes] Farewell, Wally!
Wally: Now, to update my-- [Clicks] Hmm-m-m [Clicks] R-r-résumé! [He rockets in the air back towards his spacecraft]
Lotus: [takes off her helmet] Ah, fresh air. Oh, how I've missed you.
Alad V: Ugh! This place smells awful!
Zora: Come on, guys. Let's get the Krabby Patty formula and save the Origin System. [he and the others trek through the sand among the crowd.] Whoa. What is this place?
Nef Anyo: I have a bad feeling about this.
Jason: [walks up to a bare foot] Maybe this guy knows where we are. He looks smart. He's got five heads.
Zora: Uh, Sir? Could you tell us where to find a Krabby Patty? [No response]
Jason: Hey, my friend's talking to you! [pokes the foot]
Zora: [peeks from behind the foot] What? [he gasps at a sleeping male sunbather.] A giant, hairy porpoise! It's beached! It's suffering. Poor thing.
Lotus: Y'all, those aren't porpoises.
Nef Anyo: All hands on deck!
[Everyone goes over to Zora]
Lotus: Oh, brother.
Nef Anyo: We need to get these guys back in the water!
Zora: Come on, push!
[The gang including Lotus flips the sunbather over to the ocean and Nef Anyo yells "Heave!" and everyone else yells "Ho!"]
Nef Anyo: Put your back into it!
Zora: Come on, push! [the sleeping sunbather squishes everyone on his back]
Alad V: Well, I guess this is where that horrible smell was coming from.
[everyone burrows out from under his back and they run into a shovel, bumping into it. Zora and his friends split up and they pop out of a girl's sand castle and they turn around]
Beach girl: [fascinated] Whoa!
Zora: Excuse me, do you know where we can get a Krabby Patty around here?
Beach boy: [angry]Invaders!
Zora: Uh-oh!
Beach boy: You get off of my sister's sand castle! [kicks the sandcastle really hard, sending Zora and the others flying]
Beach girl: Mom! [runs off]
[Jason lands on an ice cream cone, Nef Anyo hits a cotton candy cart, Zora and Lotus land on an umbrella which then spins around, and Alad V lands on a gorgeous sunbather's back.]
Jason: [lifts head up and sees ice cream] Ahh...Where have you been all my life?! [Jason kisses the ice cream passionately, then starts gobbling the soft pink scoop]
Alad V: [tries to stand up, but slips on her back due to the oily tanning lotion] Whoa! Whoa!
Female Sunbather: [dazed] Oh Frank...that's so good.
Jason: [continues gobbling ice cream. A freckled boy spots Jason.]
Freckled Boy: Gross! [throws the cone, which hits Alad V off the female sunbather's back.]
[Alad V lands face-first into the sand, and Jason pops out of the top of the cone.]
Jason: Oh, hey Alad V.
Alad V: [groans]
Zora: [stands up] Lotus! The Krabby Patty! I think I see where it's coming from! [starts running, making the umbrella spin around. The umbrella's owner closes it, and Zora and Lotus get stuck in a fold. The owner then flings it open, sending them flying again]
Zora and Lotus: [screams]Whoa! [they hit the cotton candy cart next to Nef Anyo. They all fall off and land on the boardwalk.]
Jason: Zora, you would not believe the size of the ice creams here. [Alad V strides up] I wonder what other giant snacks they have. [looks up at the cotton candy cart and he gasps] Cotton candy?!
Zora: [he and Jason jump on the cotton candy cart] Wow.
Lotus: If you ate all that, you'd have enough energy to run around the whole world.
[Zora and Jason jump into the cotton candy machine and they eat some then they go into a sugar rush and they laugh as they travel around the world until the camera zooms out to reveal them standing in front of a postcard rack and Lotus takes them off the rack]
Alad V: [annoyed by their laughing] Ugh! When is the sugar gonna wear off?
[Zora and Jason fall on their faces, much to Alad V's relief, and Zora gets up and he sniffs around as he climbs the postcard rack]
Zora: Hey guys. I smell Krabby Patties! [jumps down] I think it's this way! [Zora and the others dodge bike riders all over the sidewalk. They run to the side, but Alad V gets caught in the fray. Lotus picks him up and carries him in her arms to safety] Now what?
Alad V: We're never gonna make it!
[Jason bumps his head on a bike pedal and Zora gets an idea. The scene changes to Zora and Jason jumping on the pedals as the others steer. Zora says "Heave," and Jason says "Ho."]
Zora: We're doing it guys!
[a skateboarder notices them working the bike and hits a light post then they come towards a stroller]
Lotus: Hold on!
[Nef Anyo hits the bike bell and yells in shock]
Baby: Zora!
Zora: Huh? Lean!
[they steer the bike away from the stroller and ride up a surfing board like a ramp, they fall off the bike into a wagon]
Nef Anyo: What the--?
Zora: What? "Home of the Krabby Patty?" But the Corpus Krab is the home of the Krabby Patty! Nef Anyo, what are we gonna do?!
Nef Anyo: [pushes Zora out of the way] $8.99 for a Krabby Patty?! Why didn't I think of that? [scene cuts to Ballas making Krabby Patties when Zora and the others climb up on the counter and Nef Anyo pulls his pants up] You! [Ballas turns around] Cease and desist that unauthorized patty flippin'!
Zora: Yeah, that's my job!
Ballas: How did you get here? You cannot breathe air.
Zora: Well, there was this magical Void Being from the future who shot us out with his Void Blast and then--
Ballas: [stammers] Wait! Wait. [Zora takes his finger out of his ear as Ballas gets his book and looks around] That's not in the book.
Nef Anyo: Book?
Ballas: There's no magical Void Being in this story.
Nef Anyo: What story?
Ballas: [closes the book] The story of how the Origin System was brought to its knees when its beloved Krabby Patty formula was stolen by me, Ballas.
Jason: [everyone has shocked faces except for Jason who's lying on his tummy with a smile] How does it end?
Ballas: Well, let me see. It looks like, um, Ballas becomes the richest food truck proprietor in all of the land.
Zora: But how did you steal the formula?
Ballas: That was easy. I simply rewrote the story and... [holds the formula in his hand] Poof!
Nef Anyo: [Zora gasps] Me formuler!
Alad V: What do you mean rewrote the story?
Ballas: Watch this. [dips a feather in a bottle of ink and as he writes, he says...] The brave and handsome Ballas banished... [Zora gasps in shock] our poor heroes to be stranded on Pelican Island! [Everyone disappears to Pelican Island] The end! [shuts the book]
[scene cuts to Pelican Island: a tiny island of rock in the middle of the ocean]
Zora: Oh, this looks bad! And these guys look hungry! [a pelican swoops in on them] Look out! [Everyone ducks but the pelican knocks Jason to the edge of the cliff and he grabs on. He looks down to see rocky stalagmites]
Alad V: Nice. So this is what teamwork gets you.
Nef Anyo: Here. Take Alad V, you vile beasts!
Jason: I wanna be on a new team. This one's broken. [Zora pulls Jason up]
Zora: Lotus, you're smart. [goes over to Lotus] You have any ideas?
Lotus: I ain't been too smart since I found this old piece of paper! [gets out the torn book page and slams it down]
[Tyl Regor emerges from Zora's sock again, laughs evilly and hides back in]
Zora: What?
Nef Anyo: Incoming!
Zora: [his body hides in his pants and pops out] Wait a minute! [he jumps and plucks a feather from a passing pelican and lands] Now all we need is some ink... [Alad V inks off-screen] Oh, which Alad V has helpfully provided.
Alad V: [everyone backs away from Alad V. The three friends' faces show intrigued disgust] [embarrassed] It happens when I'm nervous. [Zora dips the feather in Alad V's ink]
Nef Anyo: Whatever you're gonna do, make it quick! They're closing in on us! [Zora starts writing on the paper]
Zora: I'm gonna write us an ending. [a pelican squawks in Jason's face]
Jason: Will it be a happy ending?
Zora: It's gonna be super-powered! [jabs his feather pen on the page and they return to Ballas's food truck, except for Tyl Regor who was left behind]
Tyl Regor: [he lifts up the pen and laughs evilly] I'll show you a happy ending. [starts to write on the page, then the scene cuts back to Ballas's food truck. There, people grab the Krabby Patties left on a plate. They give Ballas lots and lots of money, and he grabs it and returns with more Krabby Patties. Ballas then stuffs more money in the cash register. A boy looks from behind and saw Zora and his gang appear from thin air. They are now human-sized and buffed out. They are a team of superheroes!]
Jason/Mr. Superawesomeness: [lands on a table and flattens it] Da-da-da-dee!
Zora/Invincibubble: Jason!
Jason/Mr. Superawesomeness: Huh? [looks at Zora and then turns around. They glare at Ballas.]Hey, I got feet!
Customer: [looks at his Krabby Patty] Ugh... what is in these things? [looks at customer beside him. He shrugs.]
Zora/Invincibubble: [Zora and the rest walks towards Ballas's food truck] We'll take one secret formula... [camera zooms towards Zora's face] ...to go. [Ballas turns around and saw Zora and his eyes widened. He walks towards the counter of his food truck] Clear the area, citizens. There is going to be some serious... [smacks his fists together] ...aft-kicking here. [customer takes his phone and snaps a picture of Zora]
Ballas: But... I banished you.
Zora/Invincibubble: Sour Note? [Sour Note takes out his clarinet and extends it. He took a big deep breath and then blows his clarinet, playing horrible music, causing Ballas's customers to cover their ears and run away]
Roky: My tiny little eardrums!
Ballas: [as customers run away] Hey, hey, wait! Hold on! Hold on! Wait! Wait! Customers! WAIT PLEASE![angered, he walks toward Zora and the others]
Zora/Invincibubble: Mr. Superawesomeness, take him down.
Jason/Mr. Superawesomeness: [Jason scrunches his face and ice cream cones are yanked from beachgoers. In a dramatic gesture, he grabs the cones and holds them up. As the sky darkens and lightning strikes, Ballas holds up a pink umbrella. Suddenly, Jason smiles and licks the ice cream] Mmmmmmm! [giggles]
Zora/Invincibubble: Uhh, Maybe we should have picked a better superpower for you, Jason. [Ballas walks over to get his book and Jason finishes the ice cream cones and licks his hands]
Ballas: Let's see you get out of this one! [he prepares to write in the book, Zora gasps in shock]
Nef Anyo/Sir Pinch-a-lot: Ka-ching! [he launches his claw at Ballas's arm, as he starts to write, Nef Anyo launches his other claw at Ballas's other arm]
Zora/Invincibubble: Get ready for the Invincibubble! [he blows a bubble which engulfs the book and floats away from Ballas]
Ballas: No! My book!
Zora/Invincibubble: All right, team. Time for hands in the middle!
Nef Anyo/Sir Pinch-a-lot: Yes! Huh? [sees that he doesn't have his claw] Oh yeah. [he retracts his claw and Ballas frees himself and escapes]
Zora/Invincibubble: Great job, guys, we did it! [Everyone joins hands when a giant squirrel's paw gets in and everyone breaks and says "Ew!"]
Jason: Huh? [Lotus's a giant real-life squirrel superhero]
Lotus/The Sentient Mother: What? [she scratches her face]
Zora/Invincibubble: Lotus? Is that you?
Lotus/The Sentient Mother: You can call me The Sentient Mother! Hi-yah! [makes karate poses]
Jason/Mr. Superawesomeness : Hey. Where'd the pirate go?
Alad V/Sour Note: [Zora walks forward] Hmm. Uh... [Zora finds a grease trail on the ground and he tastes the grease. He then smacks his lips]
Zora/Invincibubble: Hmm. It looks like Ballas forgot the first rule of mobile fry-cooking: Always batten down your grease traps.
Nef Anyo/Sir Pinch-a-lot: Follow that grease, team! [he leaps in the air and his lower body transforms into a jet cycle. He speeds off down the road.]
[Lotus carrying Alad V like a horse scampers through a market, and Alad V strikes a cowboy pose. Ballas's ship peals through downtown with him at the wheel.]
Ballas: [through his spyglass, he notices his book floating in the bubble] There she blows. [laughs evilly.]
[Jason surfs on Zora's back as he propels them with bubbles, swooping and turning in pursuit of Ballas. They pass Lotus, Alad V and Nef Anyo. Ballas sees the group gaining on him in his side view mirror that reads "OBJECTS APPEARING CLOSER THAN YOU THINK." He hauls down the four sails and takes off. The ship goes airborne for a second, just missing a sports car. Nef Anyo skids around the car in hot pursuit. As Ballas steers crazily down the street, Zora takes in a chest full of air for a burst of bubbles, and the others follow. Jason tries to grab the ship's side.]
Ballas: [As Jason tries to grab the ship.] Oh no, you don't. [tries to steer away, but Jason manages to grab the ship, knocking off Zora.]
Zora/Invincibubble: Whoa! [Blowing more bubbles, he propels himself into the crow's nest, hitting his head. As he falls, he grabs Jason's trunks, pulling them down to his butt crack and screams. Ballas releases the anchor knocking Zora and Jason off the ship and they crash into the others, Ballas laughs evilly and then goes after the book in the bubble and then the camera pans to show Nef Anyo and the others grabbing onto the anchor] He's after the book! Lotus, use your squirrel powers!
Lotus/The Sentient Mother: Roger that! [she walks on the chain towards the ship]
Zora/Invincibubble: Oh, she's never gonna make it! [sees a fish structure coming up and gets an idea]Huh? Everyone lean! [they all lean over to the fish statue where they hook the anchor onto it and the ship stops in its tracks and Lotus falls off, the scene changes to three Ventkids eating popcorn wearing 3D glasses, as if it were some sort of superhero movie.]
Andy: That's what you get.
Ballas: [after the ship slows down, he laughs and sees the book coming towards him and reaches over to grab it] Come here.
Zora/Invincibubble: The book! Sour Note! [Alad V blows on his clarinet popping the bubble and the book falls below deck on the open grill. Alad V falls down out of breath. Ballas jumps down, just in time to see the book burst into flames and is destroyed forever.]
Ballas: [He screams and faces Zora and his friends with a furious expression.]
Zora/Invincibubble: All right, Ballas, prepare to be teamworked!
Ballas: I'm going to scrub my armpits with you.
Zora/Invincibubble: Uh, I don't get it.
Alad V/Sour Note: Because you're a sponge.
Ballas: Duh.
Zora/Invincibubble: Oh. Get him, The Sentient Mother!
Lotus/The Sentient Mother: Consider him roasted! [she buries her face in a Mr. Nutter peanut cart. People scream in terror at the sight of the giant mutant squirrel and Lotus gathers a bunch of peanuts in her mouth and starts spitting them at Ballas who dodges the peanuts] Huh? [spits out more peanuts like a machine gun and Ballas smacks them away with a spatula. She ran out of nut ammo] Aw, nuts, I'm all out of nuts! [Ballas now on the top of the ship laughs mockingly]
Jason/Mr. Superawesomenesss: Justice is best...soft served. [scrunches his face and ice cream cones are yanked from people on the street, and through the window of a nearby ice cream store. He points his arm, directing the cones in the direction of Ballas.]
Zora/Invincibubble: Jason, I should have never doubted your powers!
[laughing evilly, Ballas swings on a rope and the cones follow. He then points his finger, redirecting the cones straight back into Jason]
Jason/Mr. Superawesomeness: [he is hit with cones from all directions. He falls on his back.] I can't think of a sweeter way to go. [Jason faints]
Ballas: [taunts Zora with the formula bottle] Ha! It's all MINE! [Zora stares at him with an angry expression]
Nef Anyo/Sir Pinch-a-lot: Not so fast, Booger Beard! [fires both his claws at Ballas's mast, which snaps beneath him, and crashes on the street. Ballas falls to the deck of the ship, dropping the formula bottle, which rolls to the street.] Me formuler. [reaches over to grab the bottle] Huh?
Ballas: [holding a butter cannon aimed at Nef Anyo] This will make you feel a little butter.
Nef Anyo/Sir Pinch-a-lot: [gasps] Not melted butter! [Ballas fires the butter cannon at Nef Anyo sending him flying.]
Zora/Invincibubble: Nef Anyo! [notices the bottle on the street. As he turns to pick it up, Ballas aims all his cannons at him.]
Ballas: Voila!
Zora/Invincibubble: Uh-oh. [he sheepishly sets the formula on the ground and Ballas starts firing the cannons at Zora who dodges them until Zora catches a cannon ball in a bubble] Huh? [he starts capturing other cannon balls coming his way. Ballas watches fascinated. He fires one last cannonball]
Jason/Mr. Superawesomeness: [he is seen eating an ice cream cone when he sees a cannon ball float over his face] They're beautiful. [he pops the bubble and the cannon ball lands right on his face]
Zora/Invincibubble: [distracted] Jason! [Ballas fires another cannon ball at Zora's face, knocking him backwards. He is seen laying on his back, in the middle of the street.]
Ballas: [Ballas laughs because he won the battle as the other cannon balls land on the ground and he grabs the formula bottle] I gotcha!
Jason/Mr. Superawesomeness: [rushes over to the defeated Zora] Zora!
Zora/Invincibubble: [weakly] Jason?
Jason/Mr. Superawesomeness: Talk to me, buddy.
Zora/Invincibubble: I'm... I'm seeing a bright light.
Jason/Mr. Superawesomeness: [blocks the sun from Zora's eyes] Is this better?
Zora/Invincibubble: Much. Thank you. But the discomfort I feel in my eyes is nothing compared to the shame I feel for letting down the Patty. For letting down the Origin System.
Jason/Mr. Superawesomeness: Yeah, Zora, you really blew it.
Zora/Invincibubble: No, Jason, we blew it, as a team.
Jason/Mr. Superawesomeness: Nope, this one's on you.
Tyl Regor: [as Ballas starts his pirate ship] Where do you think you're going?
Ballas: [he laughs at Tyl Regor's small stature] Why don't you get going, little fella, before you hurt yourself?
[Tyl Regor slides out of view, then he begins to lift the pirate ship. He is now a muscular giant.]
Zora/Invincibubble: [surprised] Tyl Regor?
Tyl Regor/Plank-ton: It's Plank-Ton! [to Ballas] Come on down from there, little fella. You wouldn't wanna get hurt. Huh? [Ballas climbs inside his ship and Tyl Regor growls and he throws the ship into the air, catches it and spins it on his finger like a basketball and he pokes his head into a porthole of the ship] Come out, come out wherever you are. Huh? [Ballas squirts ketchup in Tyl Regor's face] Yah! My eye! [he drops the pirate ship. It crashes into the street and Ballas climbs out and runs away]
Zora/Invincibubble: He's getting away!
Tyl Regor/Plank-ton: [he jumps over to the ship] Ready for a Plank-Ton of bubbles? Oh god this joke does not work in hindsight but you know Flareth is a reptillian who does not care too much about having it make sense. [Zora smiles at the idea, but blinks at the sudden fourth wall break. Plank-ton picks her up by Zora's legs, takes a deep breath and blows into Zora's bubble wand creating lots of bubbles coming after Ballas]
[The bubbles clear to show Tyl Regor holding Ballas in his fingers and he tries to run]
Tyl Regor/Plank-ton: The formula, please.
Ballas: Come on. Team up with me. We'll be rich and powerful! Huh?
Tyl Regor/Plank-ton: No, thanks. I'm already part of a teamwork. [Ballas gives Tyl Regor the formula and he kicks Ballas back to the Tau System where he his body is buried in the sand. He mutters nonsense. Now Zora and her friends race on the beach, about to end their adventure and head back home to the Origin System]
Jason/Mr. Superawesomeness: Can we do hands in the middle again?
Zora/Invincibubble: Yes, we can, Jason. But this time there's one more hand to go in the middle. [everyone places their hands on top of each other's] Tyl Regor?
Tyl Regor/Plank-ton: [gazing at the formula] Hmm.
Nef Anyo/Sir Pinch-a-lot: [gasps] Oh, no. [starts to whimper]
Tyl Regor/Plank-ton: [dangling the formula near Nef Anyo] Here you go, Neffy.
Nef Anyo/Sir Pinch-a-lot: Huh?
Tyl Regor/Plank-ton: She's all yours.
Nef Anyo/Sir Pinch-a-lot: This doesn't have another insulting note in it, does it?
Tyl Regor/Plank-ton: No, that's the old me. The one who turned his back on everything important just to have that formula all to himself. But I realize now that keeping something to myself is... [he hesitates]...selfish.
Zora/Invincibubble: Especially when that something is the Krabby Patty. Okay, everybody, let's get back to the Origin System and... [sees that he doesn't have the page and gasps] Oh, no! I don't have the page!
Lotus/The Sentient Mother: Oh, no!
Zora/Invincibubble: [Nef Anyo gasps] It must be back on Pelican Island!
Tyl Regor/Plank-ton: Don't worry. I thought of everything. [gets out the page and gives it to Zora as the token for he and his friends so they can get home] All right, Zora, take us home.
Zora/Invincibubble: Thanks. Alad V!
Alad V/Sour Note: Oh, yeah. [He is seen flexing and becoming muscular]
Zora/Invincibubble: Come on, it's time to go back and open up The Corpus Krab!
Alad V/Sour Note: Are you out of your patty-flipping mind? [Grabs Zora by the collar] I'll never leave this place! I mean, look at me. I'm a god!
Zora/Invinicibubble: No, Alad V, you're a cashier. [writes "And out heroes returned to The Corpus Krab."]
Alad V/Sour Note: Wait a minute! What? No! [the page's magic sends him back to his post at The Corpus Krab and sighs] Well, it was fun while it lasted. [everyone else reappears, back to normal]
Zora: Don't be sad, Alad V. I left you a little surprise under your shirt!
Alad V: [he lifts up his shirt to show that he has...] Rock-hard abs! [puts his shirt down then playfully punches Zora's arm] Aw, Zora, you're okay in my book.
Zora: Aw, shucks.
Scooter: Excuse us! We'd like 3,000 Krabby Patties Please!
[the scene cuts to the outside if the restaurant where the entire town has gathered for Krabby Patties and Nef Anyo' eyes turn into dollar signs]
Alad V: That sound must mean things are back to normal.
Zora: [walks out with a huge platter of Krabby Patties] Who wants 3,000 Krabby Patties? [the crowd cheers and he hands Midnight the first Krabby Patty] First one's for you, Midnight. Extra mayo, just the way you like it.
Midnight: [meowing, subtitles read: "Thank you, Zora!"] [he takes the Krabby Patty in his mouth]
Zora: A-ha! Caught you red-handed! Midnight hates mayo! [opens up Midnight's shell to show Tyl Regor inside and takes the Krabby Patty out of the fake Midnight's mouth] Tyl Regor! Up to your old tricks again already, eh?
Tyl Regor: Hey, I'm just putting things back the way they were.
Zora: What do you have to say about this, Midnight? [The Real Midnight]
Tyl Regor: [Midnight roars ferociously] Oh, shrimp. [he screams as Midnight chases him out of the restaurant slowly]
Zora: See you later, te-am-mate! [waves Tyl Regor good-bye]
[the Aladasaurus tries to eat a Krabby Patty, but he can't reach his mouth due to his short arms]
[back in the Tau System, a Ventkid puts Ballas's hat on his head]
Ventkid: Now can we sing it?
[the Ventkids start pleading]
Roky: Pwease, Mr. Piwate?
Ballas: Oh, Roky... How can I say no to you? [a Ventkid places a picture frame in front of Ballas] Are you ready, kids?!
Ventkids: Aye-aye, Captain.
Ballas: Uh, what did you say? There's sand in my ears and I can't hear you!
Ventkids: Aye-aye, Captain!
[they all start singing the Zorabob Tennopants Theme Song as the scene becomes animated]
Wally: Stop it. That's enough! [appears in the scene] Silence!
Ventkid: Oh, man. I like that song. What happened?
Wally: I don't like that song and I put an end to it.
Ventkid: Well, this music is terrible.
Wally: I suppose you're entitled to your...[Wally starts a Rap Battle with the Ventkids] Wait! Why am I talking to you?!
[Wally holds a trash can lid with trash on it and he grabs a Krabby Patty that fell off a building then a TV falls on the beach showing a scene from the show's opening, then Wally blasts a Ventkid with his weird void laser and a stamp that reads "CENSORED" appears in front of the Ventkid's mouth and a cloud blows the Ventkids away and Wally does some more void shit explodes and he is shown literally staring blankly into space and cries and Margulis complained that they're making the movie too long and the Ventkid asks Wally to take them back in time so they can finish their song which concludes with the camera zooming out to show a couple of whales emerging from the water and hillbillies with banjos on elephants and an biplane passes with a banner that reads "Zorabob Tennopants"]
Wally: That was pretty good actually.
[the real credits start to roll with Zora, Jason, Nef Anyo, Eudico, The Biz, Kela De Theym, Lotus and Alad V walking in a conga line to the song Squeeze Me
Jason: Oh, yeah, sorry! [he catches up with Zora]
Eudico: This dance is so last year.
[Nef Anyo takes Jason's wallet and Jason's shorts fall down, pockets the cash and throws the wallet at Kela which makes her bloat and the conga line continues with Jason's shorts around his ankles]
Alad V: You know what this needs? A little interpretive dance! [he does the dance move as seen in Culture Shock]
[The songs "Jason Star" and "Lotus Squirrel" by N.E.R.D. are playing and credits closes with Midnight chasing Tyl Regor slowly and the 2013 Paramount Pictures Logo appears and then fades out]
[Post-credits scene about Tyl Regor in robot Midnight being chased by real Midnight]