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Anon's Prison Herd Continued (Ending is rushed)

Feb 15th, 2017
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  1. Be Rust
  2. >Be very pale white
  3. >Well, you are covered in flour
  4. >It's really giving you the sniffles
  5. >This is not what you had in mind when Hill said his plan for you involved flour
  6. >You thought he said 'flower'!
  7. >Being covered in pretty daisies and lilacs would be so much better than this
  8. *sniffle*
  9. >Hopefully Vintl will hurry up and come back to her room...
  10. >As soon as she does, you can jump out of this closet, scare her, and go clean yourself up
  11. >At least this is a great way to get back at Anon!
  12. >Him and his strong arms...
  13. >Stupid sexy Anon
  14. >He gives you such a short fuse...
  15. >You shake your head to clear it
  16. *snorkt*
  17. >...Still no sign of Vintl
  18. >You're lucky that her closet is so big
  19. >It would stink to be stuck in a closet that is the right size for a breezie
  20. >Her closet is absolutely /filled/ with dresses, too!
  21. >You never would have suspected the mosquito-league champion to be such a fashionista!
  22. >Then again... her best friend /is/ that scaredy-cat dragon Libele
  23. >You don't often run into her but... yeah, every time you've seen her she has had cloth in her hands
  24. >You peer out of the closet at her door
  25. >The doorknob is too big for her to open by herself, so The Warden had a cat-flap installed for her
  26. >...
  27. *Sniffle*
  28. >..
  29. >.
  30. >She only uses the flap if she's alone
  31. >She said using it 'is. humiliating.!'...
  32. >...
  33. >..
  34. *Snugft*
  35. >.
  36. >There!
  37. >Finally!
  38. >Vintl
  39. >All alone
  40. >She's using the flap, so that means there is no one there to open the door for her!
  41. >You lick your lips in anticipation
  42. >If she realizes the ruse, she'll beat your butt
  43. >But if she falls for it...
  44. >This will teach her not to bad-mouth you!
  45. >You swing the closet door open and emit a ghastly groan
  46. >Vintl whirls around to face you, crouching down and ready to fight
  47. >"Rust.?"
  48. >You moan and nod your head
  49. "You've killed me, Vintl...."
  50. >Her eyes go wide and she peers at you nervously
  51. >"What.!? You're. dead.?"
  52. >You moan again
  53. >She's buying it!
  54. >Your butt is safe!
  55. >"How.?! How. did. you. die.? I. didn't. do. it.!"
  56. >You take a step closer, groaning
  57. "I drowned last night... The pit filled with water and I couldn't swim! WOOOOooOOooooOO~"
  58. >That's only partly a lie
  59. >You really can't swim
  60. >You told her that once, back when you first showed up in the pit
  61. >Vintl takes a nervous step away from you
  62. >"What.?! No.! No. one. was. supposed. to. be. hurt.!"
  63. *Sniffle*
  64. >"I'm. sorry.! It. wasn't. supposed. to. happen. like. that.!"
  65. *Snugft*
  66. >The flour is really clogging you up
  67. *Horkt-*
  68. >That's better
  69. >"I'm. sorry.!"
  70. >Whoop, spoke too soon
  71. >Sneeze...
  72. >Coming...
  73. >"Please. Rust., what. do. you. want.?!"
  74. >Can't...
  75. >Hold...
  76. >It...
  77. >"Rust.!"
  78. >In!
  79. >A mighty sneeze shakes you to your very core
  80. >As you recover, Vintl screams
  81. >"ECTOPLASM.! nnnnoooOOOOOOOO!"
  82. >Vintl starts gibbering in her native language and darts for the cat-flap
  83. >...Well
  84. >That's one way to scare her
  85. >Guess that's a job well done?
  86. >Go team?
  87. >Your butt is unkicked, and Vintl is scared silly...
  88. >Yeah, that's a victory!
  89. >It's been so long, you've forgotten what it feels like!
  90. >This feels great!
  91. *Sniffle*
  92.  
  93. Be Spinnerette
  94. >Be at your mother's hive
  95. >You're happy that her 'illness' was a false alarm!
  96. >It's been so long since you were last here, but it feels like nothing has changed...
  97. >...Is Anon missing you?
  98. >Are the other girls missing you?
  99. >You've been gone all day...
  100. >"Young lady, are you listening to me at all?"
  101. >You smile sheepishly up at your mother
  102. "Yes mother, sorry"
  103. >She sighs and frowns
  104. >"This is why you haven't gotten your own hive yet. You need to reach out and take what you want! No one will help you except for family. I was hoping your time in prison would teach you that..."
  105. >A pair of drones come in excitedly
  106. >"Mommy! Sister! we had the most excellent adventure!"
  107. >Your mother rolls her eyes
  108. >"Not now Bill and Ted, Mommy and Spinnerette are talking"
  109. >The two drones look at the floor dejectedly
  110. >"Awww... totally not radical..."
  111. >Your mother looks back at you as the pair trudge out of the chamber
  112. >"Back to the matter of you not having a hive yet-"
  113. >You quickly interrupt your mother
  114. >If she is allowed to build momentum in a conversation, you'll never get a word in
  115. "About that, I'm working on it!"
  116. >Your mother tilts her head
  117. >"Oh?"
  118. >You nod happily
  119. "I'm in a herd!"
  120. >Your mother raises an eyebrow and smiles
  121. >"Really? I'm impressed! It isn't easy creating such a unique and convincing persona that you can trick an entire herd, well done!"
  122. >You blush and kick at the floor weakly
  123. "Actually... I'm not pretending to be someone else. I'm in a herd with people who know I'm a changeling"
  124. >Your mother's mouth snaps shut with a small click
  125. >She peers at you carefully
  126. >"You... aren't lying. Do you realize what this means? Once you start your hive, you'll be unstoppable! You'll be on par with the greatest Hive Queens of legend! I'm so proud!"
  127. >You blush and nod, staring at the ground
  128. >She...
  129. >She actually said she was proud of you!
  130.  
  131.  
  132. Be Anon
  133. >Be waking up after a nice long night's sleep
  134. >Spending the day in time out was easily the most relaxing thing you've done since coming to pony land
  135. >You stretch and reach for a tupperware container marked 'breakfast'
  136. >The Warden was really taking your punishment seriously
  137. >Instead of letting you out for meals, she just had some meals prepared ahead of time and put into timeout with you
  138. >Yum yum, cold waffles!
  139. >Before you can really dig into your meal, a green will-o-the-wisp emerges from the ground in front of you, leaving a trail of sparkling green fire in it's wake
  140. >You tear off a piece of waffle and watch with an eyebrow raised as the wisp splits in two
  141. >The wisps coil around eachother and gently float back onto the ground
  142. >As you chew, the wisps grow and morph
  143. >After a moment, Co and Patty are 'standing' in front of you
  144. >...A few inches from the ground, of course
  145. >You give the spirits a friendly smile
  146. "Hey there, how are my favorite minotaur progenitors doing?"
  147. >Co crosses his arms angrily
  148. >"The hell do you think you're doing?"
  149. >You frown and tilt your head
  150. "What?"
  151. >Co leans down over you
  152. >"We keep getting bothered by your herd, that's what!"
  153. >Wait
  154. >What?
  155. "What is that supposed to mean?"
  156. >How could your entire herd be bothering ghosts?...
  157. >A cold chill spears down your spine
  158. "Are they all right?!"
  159. >Patty smiles assuringly
  160. >"They are okay right now, just a little shaken up is all"
  161. >Co nods, still frowning
  162. >"All day yesterday, screaming! I couldn't watch my shows without /someone/ popping down to scream in my ear"
  163. >You blink in confusion
  164. "What? What do you mean?"
  165. >Patty lies down, still hovering a few inches off the floor
  166. >"Your special little lady friend Amber explained who they were. Your poor herd spent all of yesterday being scared half to death!"
  167. >Co nods
  168. >"That isn't just an expression you know! One of them stepped on me during my nap!"
  169. >Patty sighs
  170. >"Dear, we've been over this. It was an accident and she said she was sorry. Besides, she's much too small to have caused you any discomfort"
  171. >Co frowns and crosses his arms
  172. >"She stepped on my eye!"
  173. >You stand, dropping your torn waffle
  174. "Wait, go back, my girls have all been terrified? Why? What happened to them?"
  175. >Patty sighs sadly
  176. >"All sorts of nasty little things, dearie. Poor Amber had a sparkler, of all things, go off behind her!"
  177. >You grit your teeth
  178. >There is no way that was an accident
  179. >Amber knows the difference between a sparkler and an incense stick...
  180. >...And for all of your girls to be scared
  181. >...On the one day you can't help them
  182. >There is no way that is just a coincidence
  183. >Someone planned this
  184. >Someone who is going to have their ass royally handed to them on a gold platter, with courtesy and respect
  185. >You glare into Co's eyes, searching for the one responsible
  186. "Who did this to my girls?"
  187. >Co frowns and shrugs
  188. >"We don't know. Have any enemies?"
  189. >You nod
  190. "I beat Vladdy and Rust in the pit, and Bright Spear has been out to get me from day one... But they are all idiots. I'd guess that only Hill Stony would be smart enough to come up with a plan to scare my girls"
  191. >Co nods
  192. >"It would have taken more than one person, some of the scares happened simultaneously"
  193. >You clench your fist
  194. "You mean to tell me that I have my own injustice league?"
  195. >Co shakes his head
  196. "...My own Foot Clan?"
  197. >Co shakes his head again
  198. "...My own L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.?"
  199. >Co thinks for a few seconds, and then nods
  200. >You glance back and forth between the two spirits
  201. "We need to stop those bastards"
  202. >You quickly stride over to the door and try the handle
  203. >Damn, locked
  204. >...You should have known
  205. >The Warden really is taking your timeout seriously
  206. "Hey! Whoever is on the other side, let me out!"
  207. >...Silence
  208. "I'm serious, my herd needs me!"
  209. >...No response
  210. "Don't make me break this door down!"
  211. >...Damn, the guard is calling your bluff
  212. >Patty sighs
  213. >"Don't bother, dearie. That door is designed to hold minotaurs, you'll never get through"
  214. >You kick the door experimentally a few times just to make sure
  215. "Then how am I supposed to help my girls? It isn't like I can tunnel my way..."
  216. >Wait a second
  217. >Amber is a shaman
  218. >In touch with the natural world and the elements
  219. >She told you she uses spirits to make deals with the elements...
  220. >You turn to Co and Patty
  221. "I need your help"
  222. >...
  223. >..
  224. >.
  225. >..
  226. >...
  227. >Well, this is easy
  228. "Thanks for getting this earth elemental to help"
  229. >Patty smiles
  230. >"Of course, dearie"
  231. >Co nods
  232. >"It's a shame that the timeout room's tile got so messed up... That was some nice tile"
  233. >That... sounded a little intense
  234. >Before you can comment, a sneeze forces itself upon you
  235. >Patty frowns as you sniffle
  236. >"Poor dear, is the dust getting to you?"
  237. >You rub your nose and nod
  238. "I guess so"
  239. >It could be dust...or it could be earth elemental
  240. >You did promise the elemental that you would 'absorb' it in payment for breaking you out of that room
  241. >A deal which seems to be a win-win for you
  242. >You have no idea what absorbing an earth elemental will do to you
  243. >Patty said 'probably nothing, dearie'...
  244. >...worst case scenario, Co is right and you 'turn into Sandman or The Thing, which would be neato'
  245.  
  246.  
  247. Be Hill Stony the Science Pony
  248. >Everything is wonderful!
  249. >Nothing like proving your superiority to help you sleep!
  250. >And that dream!
  251. >/amazing/!
  252. >Even though none of it was real, your body still tingles a little
  253. >You smile and chuckle to yourself
  254. >You can already tell that today will be a day long remembered!
  255. >Another chuckle bursts from your lips
  256. >Anon has been so thoroughly beaten!
  257. >You can't wait to gloat about it right in his big dumb face
  258.  
  259. Be Spinnerette
  260. >Almost home
  261. >You can't wait to see Anon again!
  262. >Did he miss you?
  263. >...Maybe he missed you enough to give you a welcome-home kiss!
  264. >The thought brings a fierce blush to your face
  265. >You really can't wait to see Anon again!
  266. >Maybe he'll even let you start your hive soon!
  267. >You can't help but speed up a little
  268. >Seeing your mother was great, and it was fun to see your old friends but...
  269. >You miss your new family!
  270.  
  271.  
  272. Be Anon
  273. >A sigh of relief escapes your lips as sunlight breaks into your escape tunnel
  274. >You were starting to get tired of pale green light and snorting earth elemental
  275. >With a grunt, you heave yourself out of the tunnel...
  276. >...Right into The Warden's office
  277. >Co phases through the ground next to you and smirks
  278. >"You have the worst luck. You should've turned left at albuquerque"
  279. >You quickly scan the room for The Warden
  280. >...Good, she isn't here
  281. "Shut up, Co"
  282. >Patty sighs
  283. >"Boys, please try to get along"
  284. >Co frowns
  285. >"I didn't do anything"
  286. >You finish pulling yourself out of the hole and look around the room
  287. >The Warden may not be here, but she's bound to notice a big hole in her floor...
  288. >While Co and Patty have a brief marital spat, you do your best to hide the hole
  289. >Co and Patty kiss and make up as you crack open the office door, checking for any wandering guards or inmates
  290. >The coast is clear
  291. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAYhNHhxN0A
  292. >Time to move
  293. >You duck out of the door and into the hall
  294. >Co and Patty follow close behind and above
  295. >Your cell is damn near on the opposite side of the prison
  296. >The fastest route is through the mess hall, but carries the greatest risk of early discovery
  297. >A detour through the pool or arcade could work...
  298. >The visibility is poor in there, compared to the pool's glass walls...
  299. >It's no contest, arcade is your best bet
  300. >You dash down the hall, heading for the arcade
  301. >Co swings down to fly by your ear
  302. >"We'll go on ahead and meet you there"
  303. >You nod
  304. "I'll be right behind you, let my girls know I'm coming"
  305. >Co and Patty pull ahead of you and dive into the ceiling and floor ahead of you, phasing into the building
  306. >Just before disappearing, Co calls out to you
  307. >"Phrasing!"
  308. >You turn down another hall, the arcade visible at the opposite end
  309. >With a mad dash, you're at the entrance and slightly out of breath
  310. >You dive into the darkness of the arcade and look around
  311. >There seems to be guards everywhere!
  312. >Damnit, you can't be seen!
  313. >The Warden will no doubt move or separate you all if you're caught now
  314. >Time for stealth mode
  315. >You carefully creep and crawl past groups of guards, ducking between arcade cabinets and under oversized prizes
  316. >Inching your way between the rows of cabinets on your belly, the hair rises on the back of your neck
  317. >Someone is watching you
  318. >Your head snaps to the side to see who it is
  319. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls9JrR1-c8Y
  320. >A pegasus in an orange jumpsuit blinks back at you, confused
  321. >You both stare at eachother in silence for a few agonizingly slow seconds
  322. >The pegasus's arcade cabinet blinks as her character dies
  323. >The deadlock continues
  324. >...
  325. >..
  326. >.
  327. >You slowly raise your finger to your lips, and imploringly wink at the pony
  328. >She just keeps staring at you
  329. >...
  330. >..
  331. >.
  332. https://youtu.be/Ii1tc493bZM?t=7
  333. >You slowly face forward again and continue inching your way across the arcade aisle
  334. >Ignoring the mare staring at your back the entire time
  335.  
  336. Be The Warden
  337. >Be entering your office
  338. >...Something isn't right
  339. >Your desk isn't usually this far forward
  340. >And why was your rug moved?
  341. "Guard Naughty Spanking, I need you"
  342. >The unicorn quickly enters your office, shutting the door behind himself
  343. >"Warden, you have no idea how long I've waited to hear that! You know, spankings can be for good ponies too..."
  344. >You stare at him blankly
  345. "I wouldn't know about that. I need you to use your magic to move my desk back to its usual position"
  346. >The stallion's over eager grin is quickly replaced by a blank stare, mirroring your own
  347. >"...Yes Ma'am"
  348. >He quickly moves your desk back by the wall
  349. "Thank you, that will be all"
  350. >He salutes, nervous under his deadpan expression
  351. >"Yes Ma'am, thank you, Ma'am"
  352. >He salutes sharply and leaves the office with more speed than is strictly necessary
  353. >You step closer to the rug as he shuts the door
  354. >Someone went through a lot of trouble to hide this part of the floor...
  355. >Time to see exactly what it is someone is hiding!
  356.  
  357.  
  358.  
  359. Be Amber Ember
  360. >Be with the rest of the herd
  361. >Be very, very warm
  362. >Poor Sandy and Vintl were so scared that they demanded that everyone hide under the blankets together
  363. >...Honestly, you were still shaken enough that you really didn't mind
  364. >The only problem was Libele
  365. >Dragons are naturally very warm beings
  366. >She hadn't talked about it but /something/ had clearly scared her out of her mind
  367. >She was extremely jumpy, and anytime something rubbed against her the wrong way a little eddy of flame puffed out of her
  368. >Of course... with so many girls hiding under thick blankets, it would be warm even if one of them wasn't a dragon!
  369. >"H-Hello?"
  370. >Was that?...
  371. >Vintl, curled up tightly against your neck, shifts a little
  372. >"That. sounded. like. Spinny.!"
  373. >You take a deep, reassuring breath as everyone else holds theirs
  374. "Hello? Spinnerette? Is that you?"
  375. >"Yes, what's wrong? I could feel your fear from outside!"
  376. >Everyone breathes a sigh of relief and Sandy carefully pokes her head out from under the blanket
  377. >"Spinny! Get yerself aboard! Hurry! It isn't safe out there!"
  378. >Everyone scoots to make room for Spinny, and she quickly takes a position between Feygl and Sandy
  379. >"Please, what happened? Why are you all so scared?"
  380. >Happy leans forward
  381. >"Someone, or something, is out to get us!"
  382. >Spinny frowns
  383. >"What do you mean? Why is your fur shaved so weirdly?"
  384. >Happy grimaces
  385. >"It was the only way to get unstuck from my yoga mat..."
  386. >Feygl wraps a supportive wing around Happy
  387. >"Up until I met up with Amber, I thought a ghost was haunting me"
  388. >Vintl raises a shaky hoof
  389. >"Me. too."
  390. >You nod
  391. "We know they weren't actually ghosts because the only spiritual energy I can sense belongs to Co and Patty, my ancestors"
  392. >Libele jumps as the blanket slides over her wings
  393. >"S-Spinny, dear, can you tell us how Anon is doing? We haven't seen or heard from him since he was sent to time out"
  394. >Spinny nods and screws her eyes shut, trying to sense Anon
  395. >"I...I can sense him. He's angry. Really angry"
  396. >You sigh in relief
  397. "Good, that means that Co and Patty were able to reach him. Can you tell where he is?"
  398. >Spinny shakes her head
  399. >"Not exactly, but I-"
  400. >Nearly everyone jumps as a pair of ghostly heads pop out of the bed, bathing everyone in green light
  401. >Patty smiles sheepishly
  402. >"Sorry for scaring you all, dearies!"
  403. >Co grins
  404. >"Good news, everyone! Anon is on his way"
  405. >A ragged cheer goes up
  406. >Anon is coming to save you all!
  407.  
  408. Be The Warden
  409. >Time to move that rug...
  410. >Grabbing the edge of the rug, you pull sharply
  411. >What the-
  412. >A hole?!
  413. >WHO THE HAY DUG A HOLE IN YOUR-
  414. >What's that?
  415. >A note?...
  416. >You drop into the hole to get a better look at the paper
  417. >'This is not a hole'
  418. >What?
  419. >...Oh
  420. >Well, that's a relief
  421. >Having a giant hole in the middle of your office wouldn't be good at all
  422. >For one, it would be a nasty trip hazard
  423. >Secondly, it would mean someone was tunneling around under your prison which could be a potential escape attempt...
  424. >...
  425. >..
  426. >.
  427. >That clever son of a biscuit
  428. >They almost had you!
  429. >You grit your teeth and pull out your torch from your belt
  430. >Time to see exactly how far this rabbit-hole goes...
  431.  
  432. Be Amber Ember
  433. >Be poking your head out from under the covers
  434. >Just like everyone else
  435. >You glance down the row of female faces
  436. >The entire herd is staring expectantly at the door
  437. >Anon should be here any minute now...
  438. >You face the door again
  439. >...
  440. >..
  441. >.
  442. >The doorknob just rattled!
  443. >You, along with everyone else in the herd, stop breathing
  444. >The door seems to open in slow motion, light from the hallway flooding into the room...
  445. >...Outlining Anon in a glorious halo of brilliance!
  446. >The herd moves as one, streaking out of the bed and into Anon
  447. >As you reach him, you make a jarring realization
  448. >That glorious halo surrounding him isn't just from the lights in the hall
  449. >His body is a nexus of elemental energies, all fighting and dancing
  450. >Anon stumbles back and falls under the pressure of his girls' group hug
  451. "Are you okay, Anon?!"
  452. >He chuckles warmly and nods
  453. >"I'm fine, it takes more than a little tumble to take me down. How about you all? Is everyone okay? Roll call: Amber"
  454. >You squeeze him a little tighter
  455. "Here... I'm okay, just a little shaken up"
  456. >Anon nods and smiles
  457. >You're glad he wasn't hurt by the fall, but you were really asking about the elements raging in his body...
  458. >"Vintl, good to see you. You okay?"
  459. >The breezie rubs her face against Anon's eyebrow, hugging his nose tightly
  460. >"I. thought. I. saw. a. ghost.!"
  461. >Anon smiles warmly at her
  462. >"Don't worry, you're fine now. Ghosts are pushovers"
  463. >Co grumbles
  464. >"Oi!"
  465. >Anon smiles appologetically
  466. >"Present company excepted, of course. Libele? Feygl?"
  467. >Libele presses her head against the crook of Anon's neck
  468. >"They... They were everywhere..."
  469. >Feygl's wings tighten around the whole group
  470. >"I'm okay. Someone had to be the brave one while you were slacking off"
  471. >Anon affectionately squeezes the mass of girls
  472. >"I'm sorry I wasn't around. Sandy, are you okay? You're shaking..."
  473. >Sandy sniffles
  474. >"I'm okay now, I've got you and Spinny to protect me from getting gobbled by seamonsters!"
  475. >Anon smiles
  476. >"Damn right! Wait, Spinny is back?"
  477. >Spinnerette nods
  478. >"Yes, and there's something I'd like to talk to you about... Whenever you're ready, I mean"
  479. >Anon cranes his neck to look at the changeling that somehow ended up behind him
  480. >"Sure thing, just let me finish role call. Happy, you here- Oh no, what happened to your coat?"
  481. >The nurse bites her lip and starts sobbing into Anon's shoulder
  482. >"Th-This is so embarassing... Couldn't get off my yoga mat and had to cut off the fur!"
  483. >Anon strains his arm around Libele to get his hand close enough to Happy to stroke what was left of her mane
  484. >"I'm so sorry, Happy... I'm sorry, everyone, I didn't protect you all like I should have"
  485. >You smile at him
  486. "It's okay... You're here now!"
  487. >Anon nods
  488. >"That's right, and I'm going to take down the bastard that did this to you all. Let's go into my cell for now, there's a few things I want to discuss"
  489.  
  490.  
  491.  
  492. Be Anon
  493. >Be in your cell with your girls
  494. >They are all crowded around you on the bed
  495. "Alright girls, we're going to go kick some ass in a few minutes but first there are a few things I want to do. Vintl, you know how you can't cuss anymore?"
  496. >Vintl nods sadly
  497. >You beam her a grin
  498. >Time to see if the placebo affect can overcome magic
  499. "Well, you can't curse with words you already knew but maybe... Just maybe, you can say /new/ curses"
  500. >Vintl tilts her head at you
  501. >"What. do. you. mean.?"
  502. >You raise your finger
  503. "There is a human cuss that I haven't heard here yet, so I don't think it exists here. Come in close, I don't feel right saying it too loudly"
  504. >Vintl frowns
  505. >"You've. never. been. afraid. to. cuss. before...."
  506. >You nod
  507. "Yeah, because those words weren't this one. Come over please"
  508. >Vintl smiles and nods happily
  509. >"Okay.!"
  510. >Once she settles on your shoulder, you lean your head over and cup your hand in front of your mouth to hide it from the other girls
  511. >She leans in eagerly
  512. >You whisper a gibberish word in her ear and pull away
  513. "That word can be used anywhere in a sentence. Try it out!"
  514. >Vintl screws her eyes shut in concentration
  515. >"Faggot."
  516. >She blinks in surprise and tries again
  517. >"Fuck."
  518. >You hide a smile and pretend to sigh
  519. "Damn, looks like you can't say it... but it looks like you can use regular curses if you try saying that word instead!"
  520. >Vintl beams and giggles
  521. >"Fuck. fuck. fuckity. fuck. fuck.! Fuck. a. duck.! Bastard. son. of. a. bitch.! THIS. IS. FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC.!"
  522. >Vintl jumps up off your shoulder and vigorously hugs your ear
  523. >"Thank. you.!"
  524. >You nod slowly, careful not to make her lose her grip
  525. "My pleasure"
  526. >You smile broadly at the rest of your girls
  527. "I also made you all portraits!"
  528. >You reach into your pocket to pull out the neatly folded pieces of paper...
  529. >...But find nothing
  530. >You must have dropped them during your escape
  531. >Shit
  532.  
  533. Be The Warden
  534. >Be carefully traveling through an underground tunnel
  535. >You found some papers earlier, but couldn't really look at them in the cramped space and with your torch in your mouth
  536. >Maybe they're a map that leads to burried treasure?
  537. >...Probably not
  538. >The last time you found a treasure map, you found Sandy's secret eyepatch stash
  539. >You round a corner and squint down the tunnel
  540. >That... looks like light!
  541. >You're almost to the end of the tunnel!
  542. >Breaking into a canter, you quickly make it to the opening
  543. >It takes a few attempts, but you manage to pull yourself into the room above the tunnel
  544. >...This looks like the timeout room
  545. >You glance around
  546. >Crayons, papers....
  547. >You pull out the papers from earlier to confirm your suspicions
  548. >...
  549. >Curses!
  550. >These works of art confirm that the worst-case scenario has happened!
  551. >Anon tunneled out of timeout!
  552. >That's it, you're upgrading him to Red status!
  553. >You bang on the room's door
  554. "Open up! Anon has escaped!"
  555. >Someone shuffles around outside
  556. >"Nice try, Anon! You can't fool me!"
  557. >You don't have time for this!
  558. >Anon needs to be punished!
  559.  
  560. Be Spinnerette
  561. >Anon pulls his hands out of his pockets and sighs
  562. >"Sorry girls, looks like I lost the pictures I drew for you all during my escape..."
  563. >Feygl smiles warmly
  564. >"It's okay, I'm sure they were great"
  565. >Amber nods
  566. >"And it's the thought that counts"
  567. >Anon smiles weakly
  568. >"Yeah... but still, sorry"
  569. >...
  570. >..
  571. >.
  572. >No one is speaking
  573. >Now is the perfect time to ask Anon about your hive
  574. >Your belly is instantly filled to the brim with butterflies
  575. >And not the happy, pretty kind
  576. >These are the kind of butterflies that could scoop up a pony and carry it away
  577. >These butterflies simply did not appreciate being in your belly, and wanted out!
  578. "H-Hey Anon?"
  579. >Oh no
  580. >Oh sweet hivemother, he's looking at you
  581. >"Yeah, Spinny?"
  582. >Your belly is doing flips
  583. "I was hoping..."
  584. >The butterflies /really/ don't like your belly flipping like that
  585. >He smiles warmly at you
  586. >"Yes?"
  587. >You take a deep breath
  588. >Here goes nothing!
  589. "...Could I start a hive? They could help protect the herd and I really /really/ want one! You wouldn't have to worry, changelings reach maturity really quickly so it wouldn't take much work, and I can handle it all on my own if you want and..."
  590. >The butterflies are frozen
  591. >You feel cold
  592. >Anon is just looking at you
  593. >Oh please say something!
  594. >Please say yes!
  595. >Sandy wraps you in a wing, the physical contact surprising you and making you jump
  596. >"Please Anon? Let her form a hive?"
  597. >Anon takes a deep breath, nodding slowly
  598. >"I... guess it would be alright. Especially if it will help keep everyone safe! But... This seems like a family decision... girls?"
  599. >Feygl shrugs
  600. >"Sure, why not"
  601. >Happy nods slowly
  602. >"While having a changeling hive around would normally make me really nervous... I trust you"
  603. >Amber nods and smiles
  604. >"Changelings produce numerous rare components for alchemy that I simply could not afford, I'm fine with it as long as I can get some samples every now and again"
  605. >Libele smiles sweetly
  606. >"I won't stop you from being happy"
  607. >Vintl stamps her tiny hoof against Anon's shoulder
  608. >"Don't. be. a. faggot., Anon."
  609. >Anon lets out a chuckle
  610. >"Well... I guess that settles it!"
  611. >The butterflies are gone and forgotten in an instant and you rush at Anon
  612. "Thank you thank you thank you! Thank you all!"
  613. >Anon chuckles again, wrapping an arm around you
  614. >Your body reflexively coats your mouth with pure love and emotion as you crane your neck to give Anon a big kiss
  615. >Vintl recovers from being knocked off Anon's shoulder and starts cheering you on
  616.  
  617. Be Bright Spear
  618. >Well
  619. >This is quite lovely, actually
  620. >Hill Stony organized a picnic for everyone to celebrate the victory over Anon
  621. >You are thoroughly enjoying yourself
  622. >Hill Stony may be a doody head, but he really knows how to organize a party
  623. >you shoot him a glance
  624. "How'd you even manage to get this stuff?"
  625. >Hill smirks at your patronizingly
  626. >"I pulled some favors, paid a few bribes, and made some of it myself"
  627. >You raise an eyebrow
  628. "Really? Never saw you as the cooking type"
  629. >Hill snorts
  630. >"Please, cooking is beneath me. I made the cider"
  631. >Rust downs another massive swig
  632. >"This stuff is great! More please!"
  633. >Hill levitates a large jug over to Rust
  634. >Rust takes the jug appreciatively
  635. >"Thank you kindly!"
  636. >Hill nods curtly
  637. >"Of course. Today is a day to celebrate!"
  638. >Everyone cheers, from Tick-Tick to Rust, a chorus of voices ring out proudly
  639.  
  640. Be Amber
  641. >O-Oh no!
  642. >What's happening?!
  643. >The elements are /really/ boiling over in Anon now!
  644. >It... It looks like they're...
  645. >...merging?
  646. >That isn't possible!
  647. >It shouldn't be possible!
  648. >Is it even possible?!
  649. >The elements are supposed to cancel eachother out, not...
  650. >Anon groans and pushes Spinny away
  651. >"W-What's happening to me?"
  652. >You try to swallow nervously, but your throat is dry
  653. "The elements inside you... are... are..."
  654. >Anon frowns in discomfort
  655. >"...Are what? Damn, this feels /weird/..."
  656. >You focus hard, trying to pick out the elements' individual movements... and failing
  657. "They're... dancing? fusing? mating? I just don't know! I'm sorry!"
  658. >Spinny's eyes go wide with fear
  659. >"I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to hurt you Anon! Are you okay? Please be okay!"
  660. >Anon leans back with a grimace
  661. >"I'm...fine, I think. I'm..."
  662. >Anon groans and suddenly arches his back, falling off the bed...
  663. >...And through the floor
  664. >The gasps of surprise are drowned out by the sound of tearing carpet
  665. >Vintl quickly buzzes over and inspects the floor where Anon was swallowed up
  666. >The carpet is torn, and the concrete underneath has countless little swirls and eddies, as if a river's surface had been petrified
  667. >Vintl angrily paws at the floor
  668. >"Fuck. you. floor!. Give. back. Anon.! NOW.!"
  669. >Libele shakes her head slowly
  670. >"That didn't just happen... /What/ just happened?"
  671. >Co and Patty share a frown while Spinny begins to hyperventilate
  672. >Feygl leans over to you
  673. >"You can control the elements, do something!"
  674. >Your mouth opens and closes wordlessly
  675. >The raw elemental power growing and changing in Anon makes him shine like a lighthouse to your elementally-attuned eyes
  676. >Despite the increasing number of rock layers between you and Anon, you can still clearly see him...
  677. >...Falling...
  678. >You need to save him!
  679. >He's falling farther with every passing second!
  680. >Shaking off your shock, you take a deep breath and try to block out the sounds of the other girls panicking
  681. >Calling out to the elements for aid, you try to summon an earth elemental to catch Anon and bring him back to the surface...
  682. >...
  683. >..
  684. >.
  685. >It's no use! The elements aren't responding!
  686. >You quickly try the other three elemental kingdoms, desparately searching for aid
  687. >...to no avail
  688. >No response from /any/ of the elemental kingdoms!
  689. >It's almost as if every one of the infinite elementals are focused on something else
  690. >You turn to Co and Patty
  691. "Honorable ancestors, please do something! Save Anon!"
  692. >Co starts to move, but stops himself quickly and shakes his head
  693. >"Anon has too much of a head start, and he's falling too fast. We can't catch him"
  694. >Patty frowns at her husband
  695. >"He's... right, but he could have said it nicely!... sorry dears, but Anon is just too far gone. Don't worry though! The elements have him, and they don't seem to want to hurt him! Quite the opposite, really!"
  696. >Patty beams a matronly smile around the room
  697. >You bite your lip and turn your gaze back towards the distant beacon of Anon's falling form
  698. >Everything will be alright
  699. >You have to believe that
  700. >The elements wouldn't hurt Anon!
  701. >...right?
  702.  
  703. Be Anon
  704. >You can see into forever.
  705. >Each heartbeat is a wave crashing into shore.
  706. >Skin... made of molten fire.
  707. >You feel lighter than air...
  708. >... and heavier than lead.
  709. >Another natural cavern flashes by as you continue your descent.
  710. >You're falling faster now.
  711. >It's okay.
  712. >You don't mind.
  713. >While you did feel a twinge of pain early on, you don't feel any pain now.
  714. >You continue to fall.
  715. >Oh hey, this cavern is the size of the entire prison.
  716. >And it's full of crystals.
  717. >Must be a giant geode.
  718. >It looks almost like you're flying through space.
  719. >Neat.
  720.  
  721. Be Rust
  722. >This party is GRATE!
  723. >GRET?
  724. >You take a breath and focus
  725. >This party is G-R-E-A-T
  726. >Great!
  727. >That's the word
  728. >You laugh raucously at your success at remembering a word and take another deep swig of cider
  729. >As soon as you drain the mug, you toss it aside and reach for another
  730. >You can't help but giggle into your new mug at how pretty the broken mug looks
  731. >A mighty force suddenly takes your chest, and the prison's park reverberates with the sound of your belch
  732. >Now THAT was great!
  733. >You fall over laughing, spilling cider all over yourself and everything else in the immediate area
  734. >Tick-Tick nearly drowns
  735.  
  736. Be Hill Stony
  737. >That idiot it wasting your cider
  738. >...No matter
  739. >There is plenty to go around, even with that buffoon spilling half of it all
  740. >You unwrap a hard candy and toss the wrapper onto a slowly growing loose pile of discarded wrappers
  741. >You sigh with pleasure as the sweet treat hits your tongue
  742. >What a glorious day!
  743. >The sun is shining brightly, not a cloud in sight, the temperature is a /perfect/ twenty one degrees celsius, seventy degrees fahrenheit
  744. >You couldn't have designed a better day for a party
  745. >...Okay, that's not true
  746. >You're sure you could find some way to improve this day
  747. >After all, Celestia made today and nobody is perfect
  748. >Except for you
  749. >You're perfect
  750. >You're beautiful
  751. >You're the smartest unicorn who ever lived!
  752.  
  753. Be Anon
  754. >As nice as this whole experience is, you must admit...
  755. >The magma is a little toasty.
  756. >And the scenery is a little more boring.
  757. >Everything is bright orange down here.
  758. >When will you stop falling?
  759. >...Doesn't matter.
  760. >The feeling of immense, overwhelming pressure is countered by the feeling that you're on the edge of space.
  761. >Overall, a net neutral.
  762. >Oh, are you slowing down?
  763. >You are.
  764.  
  765. Be Vintl
  766. >The girls are all huddled around the tear in the carpet, surrounding you
  767. >You smack your hoof into the floor again, slowly deepening a small scratch in the cement
  768. "Why. aren't. any. of. you. helping. me.?! This. would. be. a. hell. of. a. lot. easier. if. you. faggots. all. got. off. your. lazy. asses. and. helped. me. dig.!"
  769. >You glare around at the traitors surrounding you
  770. >Spinny continues to shake uselessly, while Sandy comforts her
  771. >Libele is wrapping everyone in a big hug... when she should be putting her claws to good use for once and helping you dig!
  772. >Feygl isn't helping at all either, but worst of all is Amber
  773. >She still isn't using her powers to help Anon!
  774. >Traitor!
  775. >You growl and turn your attention back to the scratch
  776. >If no one else is going to do anything to save Anon, it's all up to you!
  777.  
  778. Be Tick-Tick
  779. >This party is pretty good
  780. >Except for Rust
  781. >Now you're soggy and sticky because of him!
  782. >You try to wipe some of the excess cider out of your coat with a paper towel, not bothering to find a trash can or recycling bin for the messy paper
  783. >It wouldn't be so bad if you could get drunk...
  784. >Curse your ancestry!
  785. >It can be so annoying that Dik-Diks don't drink!
  786. >You sigh and shake yourself off
  787. >You'll smell like apples for days...
  788. >...Still, there are worse things to smell like
  789. >And besides, an apple sounds good right about now anyway...
  790. >Reaching for an apple, you drop the last paper towel on the ground
  791.  
  792. Be Amber Ember
  793. >You can't see Anon anymore
  794. >He's gone...
  795. >But you know he's still alive
  796. >He's okay
  797. >The elements won't hurt him
  798. >Vintl is still scratching away at the ground...
  799. >You sigh shakily
  800. >Doesn't she see it's useless to try digging?
  801. >Anon is... or at least, /was/, falling through the earth as if there was nothing there
  802. >Even with everyone helping, it'd take years to get even a tiny fraction of the way to Anon...
  803. >You squeeze the girls sitting beside you
  804. >Anon will come through, he'll make it
  805. >He always does!
  806.  
  807. Be Anon
  808. >At least things aren't orange anymore.
  809. >It's all white-hot.
  810. >And you're falling slower.
  811. >Much slower.
  812. >...are you stopping?
  813. >...Yes, yes you are.
  814. >The molten iron and nickel fall away underneath you, and you are gently lowered into an open area.
  815. >As your feet touch the ground, the weight of the situation begins to hit you
  816. >You just fell
  817. >Through the planet
  818. >And now you're in a room
  819. >Made of blue and white crystals
  820. >And there's an Alicorn
  821. >Shit
  822. >And here you thought between Sparkle and the wonder twins, you'd already met every alicorn
  823. >She smiles reassuringly at you
  824. >Why are Alicorns always female?
  825. >She has the same coat as Sparkle, but her hair is all Luna...
  826. >Except instead of stars, there are gems and flecks of precious metals flickering in her mane
  827. >The Alicorn takes a step forward
  828. >"Hello my child, this must all be rather... exciting"
  829. >Whatever you were expecting her to say, it wasn't that
  830. "Yes"
  831. >Well, that was lame
  832. "What happened to me?"
  833. >Much better
  834. >The Alicorn nods toward a large bowl shaped screen, which shows you standing beside the Alicorn
  835. >You turn your head to try and find the camera...
  836. >Flat crystal wall
  837. >Lovely
  838. >You turn back to the screen
  839. >Wait...
  840. >Something is definitely off about you...
  841. >The Alicorn distracts you before your addled mind can catch the obvious difference
  842. >"I have watched you for quite a long time. I used my children to summon you, my child. You have great potential"
  843. >You smile politely
  844. "Thank you?... Excuse me, but could you send me back to my girls please? Who are you, anyway?"
  845. >The Alicorn tilts her head
  846. >"All in due time, my child. First, I have a request to make of you. My name is Gaia. I already know your name, Anon"
  847. >You tilt your head slightly
  848. "Gaia? As in mother earth?"
  849. >The Alicorn nods and smiles
  850. >...Neat
  851. "Alright... what's your request?"
  852. >The Alicorn sighs as a series of images flash across the screen
  853. >"I need a champion. I cannot leave this place. As Celestia and Luna control the Sun and Moon, I control the planet. I constructed this facility so that I could relax without dropping the world... but this facility can't run for more than a few seconds without me to power it. I need someone to walk the surface in my stead"
  854. >You frown
  855. "Does this mean I have to become a hippy?"
  856. >Gaia giggles softly
  857. >"No, you may act as you please in your free time"
  858. >You nod
  859. "So I can still eat meat and take showers?"
  860. >Gaia nods again
  861. "Alright... so what would my duties entail?"
  862. >Gaia smiles softly
  863. >"Protect my interests. Serve as my voice in court. That sort of thing. You will be granted the power to see that my will is done."
  864. >You nod
  865. "What do I get out of it?"
  866. >Gaia smirks
  867. >"There are many benefits to serving a god. I /am/ the planet. You will never want for wealth or food, and you'll be able to take care of Hill Stony however you please"
  868. >You give her a toothy grin
  869. "Alright... What have I got to lose? Sign me up"
  870. >Gaia smiles
  871. >"Good, I'm glad that you have agreed! Now go, my child, the power is already within you"
  872. >You frown
  873. "Wait, what do you mean the power is alre-"
  874. >Before you can finish the sentence, you are rocketed upward through the crystal ceiling and into the core of the planet speeding toward the mantle and crust
  875.  
  876.  
  877.  
  878. Be Amber Ember
  879. >Something isn't right
  880. >...
  881. >...Actually, something isn't... wrong?
  882. >The elements feel...
  883. >Complete?
  884. >As if all this time, they've been missing a piece...
  885. >...And now they're complete
  886. >Whatever is going on down there with Anon must be related to this shift in the elements
  887. >You're sure of it...
  888. >And... there's something else
  889. >You can see an elementally charged form speeding up through the rock
  890. "Girls..."
  891. >Everyone looks up at you, and even Vintl pauses her scratching to spare a glance at you
  892. "Something is coming... Straight from under us! Everyone, back up!"
  893. >After a momentary delay, the girls make a space around the tear in the carpet
  894. >Vintl floats up to your shoulder and turns to peer cautiously at the floor
  895. >"Is. Anon. coming. back.?"
  896. >You bite your lip and shrug, almost throwing Vintl off
  897. "I can't be sure, but if it is him then... He's changed"
  898. >Happy bites her lip and Feygl clicks her beak
  899. >Sandy furls and unfurls her wings nervously
  900. >"What do you mean? He's still Anon, right?"
  901. >Spinny tilts her head and then her expression brightens considerably
  902. >"It's him! I can sense him!"
  903. >Everyone quickly turns their attention back to the blemish on the floor with baited breath
  904.  
  905. Be Anon
  906. >You're almost to the surface!
  907. >Excellent!
  908. >You can practically taste the fresh air
  909. >It'll be one hell of a relief, especially after hitting that pocket of sulfur on the way up...
  910. >You reach upward, eager to see real light again...
  911. >And burst forth from the floor, into...
  912. >The exact same room you came from!
  913. >Glancing down, you notice the one tear in the carpet
  914. >Gaia has great aim
  915. >You float back down to let your feet touch the ground and your girls dogpile onto you
  916. >As one, they shout your name crying or cheering
  917. >Feygl moves her beak close to your ear, rubbing her head against yours affectionately
  918. >"Are you okay Anon?"
  919. >You nod, returning her rub and answering her question
  920. >There are too many squeezing limbs for you to get enough oxygen to provide an audible answer
  921. >The girls slowly let their death-grip hugs loosen and give you a few inches of space
  922. >When you finally get enough room to breath again, Co swoops in and frowns
  923. >"Seriously, Anon?"
  924. >You frown and tilt your head
  925. "What?"
  926. >Co sighs
  927. >"You know how to make an entrance, I'll give you that, but of all the elemental characters you could have turned into..."
  928. >You blink in confusion
  929. "What?"
  930. >Libele gently squeezes your arm
  931. >"You've... changed. A little. Kind of."
  932. >Sandy nods
  933. >"I like your new colors!"
  934. >New colors?
  935. >Wait, what?
  936. "Wait, what?"
  937. >Vintl hops up and down on your shoulder
  938. >"You. may. look. different. but. we. all. still. love. you.!"
  939. >You smile uncertainly at Vintl
  940. "What are you all talking about?"
  941. >Co points at you
  942. >"You look like you walked straight out of the cartoons, kid"
  943. >Wait...
  944. >Gaia mentioned you had new powers
  945. >And now you're colored differently?
  946. >You try to get a look at yourself, but the layer of females prevents you from seeing anything to tip you off
  947. "So... I look like a cartoon character?"
  948. >Co nods
  949. >"That's right, 'hero'"
  950. >Hero...
  951. "So that rules out sandman or clayface... Did I become Metamorpho? the Avatar? Firestorm?..."
  952. >You take a nervous gulp
  953. "...Aquaman?..."
  954. >Co shakes his head again
  955. >"No, no one that cool"
  956. >You're lamer than Aquaman?
  957. >aw...Damnit
  958. >But who could possibly be lamer than Aquaman?
  959. >Co starts to idly hum a tune
  960. https://youtu.be/ZGegECwSiGY?t=10
  961. >No
  962. >Dear god no
  963. "Did that bitch turn me into Captain Planet?!"
  964. >Co smirks
  965. >...Shit
  966. >"By your powers combined..."
  967. >You shake your head
  968. "But doesn't... he... need the four elements to combine in order to appear?"
  969. >Amber turns her head to stare at the floor
  970. >"Well... actually... you've been absorbing the elements for a while now...remember?"
  971. >Damn, she's right
  972. >"But I only absorbed the elements right? Captain Planet needs the four elements... plus... 'heart'..."
  973. >You turn to look at Spinny
  974. >That bug loves you too much for your own good
  975. >....oh well
  976. >Maybe you can shave your head and pretend to be someone cool like the Silver Surfer
  977. >Patty smiles at you
  978. >"At least you're back in one piece, dearie"
  979. >You nod
  980. "Yeah... you're right"
  981. >You pass your gaze around your herd
  982. "Sorry for scaring you girls... but I'm fine, and I'm not mad at any of you. I am mad at Hill. You know, I'd say it's long past time for me to pay him a visit..."
  983.  
  984. Be Hill Stony
  985. >Be watching one of your spies retreat back into the prison's main building
  986. >Apparently Anon escaped
  987. >Good
  988. >You're looking forward to gloating at that fool
  989. >With a smile on your lips, you take a sip of milk
  990. >You haven't touched the cider yet, you want your head clear when you cement your victory
  991. >As you move to take a bite of cookie, you are interrupted by a thunderclap
  992. >Startled by the sound, you drop your cookie and look up
  993. >...
  994. >..
  995. >.
  996. >What?
  997. >Where did all those clouds come from?
  998. >And... is that Anon?!
  999. >Why is he silver now?
  1000. >"Hello, Hill"
  1001. >You gulp
  1002. >How is he flying?!
  1003. >He doesn't have wings!
  1004. >And there is no corona of magic...
  1005. >"So, what's new with you? I became an elemental demigod. That means I control the elements, and right now..."
  1006. >Your jaw drops open as you gawk at the flying human
  1007. >His eyes narrow
  1008. >"...You're experiencing the element of surprise"
  1009. >You lick your lips nervously
  1010. "How?"
  1011. >Anon grins
  1012. >"Gaia, mother earth herself chose me."
  1013. >He glances around at the detritious caused by the party
  1014. >"I'd pick up that trash if I were you"
  1015. >You glance around
  1016. >Your minions are all frozen with fear!
  1017. >Those IDIOTS!
  1018. "Come on, we can take him if we fight together!"
  1019. >Anon laughs
  1020. >"I don't think so"
  1021. >He claps his hands and another bolt of lightning crashes into the earth as the clouds release their payloads
  1022. >The rain instantly makes your mane cling to your skin uncomfortably
  1023. >As if he wasn't overpowered before...
  1024. >This is just unfair!
  1025. >"Sorry to rain on your parade, but you can't win"
  1026. >You turn desparately toward the main building
  1027. "Guards! Guards! Help! HELP!"
  1028. >You sigh in relief as a pair of guards run out of the building, rushing toward you
  1029. >You're saved!
  1030. >The guards slow and peer curiously, and a little fearfully, up at Anon
  1031. >The first guard steps forward
  1032. >"What's going on?"
  1033. >Anon floats down to the guards
  1034. >"These inmates hurt my girls. They're mine"
  1035. >The second guard nervously shakes his head
  1036. >"Sorry, they're our inmates! We can't let you hurt them!"
  1037. >Anon smiles
  1038. >"Your jurisdiction is this prison. Mine is the whole planet. I'd say I have authority here"
  1039. >The guards shuffle their hooves and share an uncertain glance
  1040. >Anon rubs his chin thoughtfully
  1041. >"Tell you what... Compromise: You can discipline the others, but their leader, Hill Stony, is mine. Deal? Good"
  1042. >Before the guards can offer a coherent response, Anon whirls around in the air to face you
  1043. >"I have a very... /special/ punishment in mind for you"
  1044. >You glance around desparately for help
  1045. >Your minions!
  1046. >They're gone!
  1047. >Traitors!
  1048. >They've all abandoned you while you were watching Anon interact with the guards!
  1049. >Wait, not all of them...
  1050. >Rust is passed out under a tree
  1051. >Fantastic
  1052. >You turn back towards Anon, mind racing
  1053. >OH SWEET LUNA HE'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU
  1054. >You stumble back in surprise
  1055. >This interaction is not going as you imagined
  1056.  
  1057. Be Anon
  1058. >This is fun!
  1059. >You can fly!
  1060. >You can summon lightning!
  1061. >The world just seems to open up to your will!
  1062. >And now you have Hill Stony at your mercy
  1063. >This'll be good
  1064. >You glance around
  1065. "All your allies Argon"
  1066. >...
  1067. >Damnit
  1068. >You must have inherited Planet's tendency to pun
  1069. >Oh well
  1070. >One of the guards clears his throat nervously
  1071. >"What will you do with this inmate?"
  1072. >You smile
  1073. "Barium"
  1074. >Hill's eyes go wide as you raise your arms and a shell of rock and dirt forms a bubble around him
  1075. >You lower your hands and the bubble starts to sink into the ground
  1076. >You turn and flash the guards a smile
  1077. "Don't worry, He'll survive. I'll be sure to check up on him Periodically"
  1078. >With a flourish, you dive after the bubble and maneuver to lead it toward a small natural cavern under the prison...
  1079.  
  1080. Be Hill Stony
  1081. >Be in an underground cell made of solid stone
  1082. >It's been days since you were taken here
  1083. >DAYS!
  1084. >Days spent in pitch blackness without so much as a coloring book to entertain yourself with
  1085. >Anon will PAY for this!
  1086. >You'll come up with an escape plan and...
  1087. >A small bubble of green fire emerges from the ceiling of the cavern, throwing precious light into the cave as it descends to the cavern's floor
  1088. >You raise your nose haughtily as Anon and his bug step out of the fiery bubble
  1089. >Anon smiles as he surveys the numerous stalagmites and stalagtites
  1090. >"Damn Spinny, you didn't waste /any/ time!"
  1091. >The insect blushes
  1092. >"Sorry..."
  1093. >Anon's chuckle grates against your brain like nails on chalkboard
  1094. >"It's okay, I'm only teasing. They're ready?"
  1095. >Spinnerette nods, with a grin too wide to be natural
  1096. >"Yes! Well, almost. All they need is a pheromone signal..."
  1097. >Anon turns toward you and grins
  1098. >"Good evening, Hill. This will be one of the last times we get to see eachother, so I thought I should fill you in on current events. I have diplomatic immunity, and so do all of my girls. We have the option of leaving this prison soon and moving to the capital"
  1099. >That will... make your revenge more difficult
  1100. >No matter
  1101. >You'll have him, in time
  1102. >Anon walks up to your cell
  1103. >"...But we aren't leaving. We rather like it here, and Spinny already decided that this is where she wants to start her hive"
  1104. >You snarl at the silvery human
  1105. "Why are you bothering me with this?"
  1106. >Anon gives you a toothy grin
  1107. >"Because you're about to become part of the family. Spinny, do it"
  1108. >The bug screws her eyes shut and, after a few seconds, begins buzzing her wings
  1109. >Anon spreads his arms wide as the small spires of rock around the cavern begin to move and quake
  1110. >Your eyes go wide as they all begin to open at one end, unfolding like a mash paper
  1111. >Anon spins around, surveying the cavern
  1112. >"Good evening kids! I'm your daddy! This is your mommy, and this guy in the little room..."
  1113. >Anon turns to you, a glint in his eye
  1114. >"...Is 'Uncle Stony'"
  1115. >Buzzing fills the cavern as.... shapes like spiders with tails emerge from the stalag-no, eggs- that litter the cavern's floor, walls, and ceiling
  1116. >Anon's gaze softens as he looks at the vile brood and their queen
  1117. >"Awww... honey, they have your eyes!"
  1118. >Anon picks one of the flat larvae up and tickles its underside, spewing baby-babble at the weird monstrosity
  1119. >You reel back in horror as the thing glows with a sickly green light as it absorbs the love
  1120. >The things crawl, hop, and glide their way toward Anon
  1121. >He just laughs as they try to smother him
  1122. >"Kids, kids! Please! That tickles!"
  1123. >Spinnerette begins pulling orbs from a gooey pile in the far corner of the cavern, passing them to the bug-spawn
  1124. >The spiderling-like creatures bite into the orbs with overlarge fangs, noisily sucking out the contents
  1125. >They're...
  1126. >They're /feeding/...
  1127. >You glance nervously at the pile of orbs
  1128. >There are too many broodlings
  1129. >That pile can't possibly last more than a few days
  1130. >Dear Luna... What will happen to you when that pile runs out?
  1131.  
  1132. Be Anon
  1133. >D'aww!
  1134. >They're so cute!
  1135. >In a Cthulu-meets-Alien-meets-kittens kind of way
  1136. >You hug Spinny as you survey the many changeling larvae scrambling around the cavern
  1137. >You'll need to get Happy down here at some point to give them all check-ups
  1138. >But for now... You're happy to hug your bug with one arm and hold one of your buglets in the other
  1139. >Smiling warmly at the squirming being, it clicks in a decidedly giggly way
  1140. >You lean back against the cavern wall and watch as some of the faster eaters have already begun to play and tumble among their siblings
  1141. >D'aww!
  1142. >...Just look at those little legs scurry!
  1143. >And how gracefully they glide!
  1144. >You couldn't be more prou-
  1145. >OH SHIT!
  1146. >ONE OF THEM FELL!
  1147. >MAYDAY MAYDAY!
  1148. >BABY HAS BEEN DROPPED!
  1149. >PANIC!
  1150. >You move to rush over, but the broodling quickly flips itself back to its feet and begins scurrying back toward the wall to get back on the ceiling
  1151. >Spinny laughs softly
  1152. >"Don't worry dear... Changelings are bouncy. Thank you again! Thank you so much for letting me do this! I'm so happy!"
  1153. >Spinny presses herself against you tightly as you settle yourself back into your seat
  1154. >You grimace as the little broodling falls off the ceiling again
  1155. >Spinny rubs her head against your shoulder
  1156. >You turn and beam a grin at her, and she blushes and pulls her head away
  1157. >"Sorry..."
  1158. >You tilt your head, smiling
  1159. "For what?"
  1160. >Spinny smiles awkwardly
  1161. >"...I don't know. Thank you, I love you"
  1162. >You give her a squeeze
  1163. "I love you too... say, what do you want to name them?"
  1164. >Spinny tilts her head and bites her lip in thought
  1165. >"...I'm not sure. Why don't you start? I'll help when names pop into my head"
  1166. >You nod, turning back to see your failing acrobat land heavily on what you can only assume is his head
  1167. "Alright..."
  1168. >You point at the terrible tumbler
  1169. "Let's call our aspiring gymnist over there... 'Dennis'"
  1170. >Minutes turn to hours as you spend the day with Spinny, naming your children and occasionally accidentally renaming them as Hill tries to avoid drawing attention to himself
  1171. >As the day comes to a close, you give your cuddlebug a squeeze and consider what's next on the agenda...
  1172. >Today was Spinny's date day
  1173. >Tomorrow is another double date with Amber and Feygl
  1174. >You'll have to leave for a day after that so you can do 'captain planet' stuff...
  1175. >But you've promised to bring Vintl a souvenir from the capital, so she shouldn't be too upset that you've postponed her date day a little
  1176. >And the day after that?
  1177. >A picnic with all the girls: Amber Ember, Libele, Feygl, Spinny, Happy, Vintl, and Sandy
  1178. >You smile
  1179. >You've got a busy week ahead of you
  1180. >And you wouldn't have it any other way
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