BUT YOU DREAM /TV/

But Alexander! we lost many a man
young ones that never bust it to hentai
some died of loneliness, some have hanged themselves at the banks of feelses
some died with feels, some didn't get no luck but they died
400,000 we came with eight years ago. we felt with you,
some of us 50k shitposts we've been in, we flamed many a redditor
And now when I look around how many of them posters do I see?
And now you want us to shitpost more clownpepes to the crazy sjws and leftists, east of here
We here talk of thousands of these Stronk womens headed for us! come on
Let us go home to our waifus!


Who better then you to speak anon, most noble of shitposters.

But you know now there’s not a part of me without a honker or a wojack, a broken broken by impact font and cringe. I’ve shared every hardship with all of you.


Aye ya have my king and we love you for it! But by Kek too many have died!
We're just humble men and we seek no disturbance with the gods
All we wish for is to see our waifu pillows, our waifus and cum socks one last time!
Before we join our brothers in the memehouse that they call honk!!


Yes, you're right Anon I have been negligent. I should have sent you veteran shitposters home sooner, and I will. The first of your shall be the baneposters, and then every man who has served seven years with full payments from our archives. And respected, rich, loved you'll be treated by your waifus as heroes for the rest of your lives and enjoy a peaceful death.

BUT YOU DREAM ANON!!! YOUR SIMPLICITY LONG ENDED WHEN YOU TOOK WAIFUS AND CUMSOCKS, AND YOU HARDENED YOUR DEPRESSION WITH MEMES AND SHITPOSTS! BECAUSE YOU'VE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH ALL THE THINGS IN LIFE THAT DESTROY NORMIES! DO YOU NOT SEE?

AND YOU, AS WELL AS I, KNOW, THAT AS THE YEARS DECLINE, AND THE MEMORIES STALE, AND ALL YOUR GREAT RAIDS FADE, IT WILL ALWAYS BE REMEMBERED YOU LEFT YOUR KING IN TUMBLR. FOR I WILL GO ON WITH MY REDDITORS