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  3. INDOXXI
  4. Support dengan like & share :)
  5.  
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  8. [trumpet playing]
  9.  
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  12. [woman] Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury,
  13.  
  14. 3
  15. 00:00:19,833 --> 00:00:25,458
  16. my client demands that the scales
  17. of justice be tipped in his favor.
  18.  
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  21. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
  22.  
  23. 5
  24. 00:00:30,625 --> 00:00:33,916
  25. it is time to rip off the blindfold
  26.  
  27. 6
  28. 00:00:34,666 --> 00:00:36,750
  29. and let justice see.
  30.  
  31. 7
  32. 00:00:37,375 --> 00:00:38,875
  33. [toilet flushing]
  34.  
  35. 8
  36. 00:00:41,083 --> 00:00:44,208
  37. Sorry, honey, you were really on a roll,
  38. but I got court in ten, so...
  39.  
  40. 9
  41. 00:00:45,125 --> 00:00:46,875
  42. I am liking that second version.
  43.  
  44. 10
  45. 00:00:46,958 --> 00:00:47,916
  46. Thanks! [chuckles]
  47.  
  48. 11
  49. 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:50,833
  50. I should use
  51. the basement ladies' room more often.
  52.  
  53. 12
  54. 00:00:51,208 --> 00:00:52,875
  55. It's where all the magic happens.
  56.  
  57. 13
  58. 00:00:55,541 --> 00:01:00,916
  59. [woman] These were supposed to be
  60. Jerome Johnson's golden years.
  61.  
  62. 14
  63. 00:01:01,875 --> 00:01:04,250
  64. A widower, starting to date again.
  65.  
  66. 15
  67. 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:07,125
  68. Crossing items off his bucket list,
  69.  
  70. 16
  71. 00:01:07,208 --> 00:01:11,083
  72. like zipping around town
  73. on one of those hip electric scooters.
  74.  
  75. 17
  76. 00:01:11,833 --> 00:01:15,250
  77. What was not on his list was a broken hip
  78.  
  79. 18
  80. 00:01:15,333 --> 00:01:18,208
  81. from being sideswiped
  82. by a city bus on Pike Street.
  83.  
  84. 19
  85. 00:01:19,083 --> 00:01:21,958
  86. The Seattle Transit Authority
  87. thwarts victims
  88.  
  89. 20
  90. 00:01:22,041 --> 00:01:24,750
  91. from pursuing damages by overwhelming them
  92.  
  93. 21
  94. 00:01:24,958 --> 00:01:28,750
  95. with confusing, endless,
  96. bureaucratic red tape.
  97.  
  98. 22
  99. 00:01:29,250 --> 00:01:33,708
  100. They count on justice to turn a blind eye.
  101.  
  102. 23
  103. 00:01:34,625 --> 00:01:35,625
  104. But it is time
  105.  
  106. 24
  107. 00:01:36,500 --> 00:01:38,791
  108. to rip off the blindfold
  109.  
  110. 25
  111. 00:01:39,791 --> 00:01:41,291
  112. and let justice see.
  113.  
  114. 26
  115. 00:01:47,375 --> 00:01:49,250
  116. You saved my heinie in there, kid.
  117.  
  118. 27
  119. 00:01:49,625 --> 00:01:51,250
  120. I'll find a way to pay you back.
  121.  
  122. 28
  123. 00:01:51,500 --> 00:01:53,500
  124. -I promise.
  125. -Don't worry about it.
  126.  
  127. 29
  128. 00:01:54,041 --> 00:01:55,125
  129. Just get home safe.
  130.  
  131. 30
  132. 00:01:55,708 --> 00:01:57,291
  133. All right.
  134.  
  135. 31
  136. 00:01:58,708 --> 00:02:01,125
  137. ["I Think We Are Alone Now"
  138. by Tiffany playing]
  139.  
  140. 32
  141. 00:02:01,208 --> 00:02:03,125
  142. Nah, I ghosted her. She gone.
  143.  
  144. 33
  145. 00:02:04,583 --> 00:02:05,708
  146. Nothing but net.
  147.  
  148. 34
  149. 00:02:10,625 --> 00:02:12,291
  150. Excuse me, you... um...
  151.  
  152. 35
  153. 00:02:14,458 --> 00:02:17,041
  154. ♪ Children behave ♪
  155.  
  156. 36
  157. 00:02:18,250 --> 00:02:20,875
  158. ♪ That's what they say
  159. When we're together ♪
  160.  
  161. 37
  162. 00:02:21,583 --> 00:02:24,666
  163. ♪ And watch how you play ♪
  164.  
  165. 38
  166. 00:02:25,291 --> 00:02:26,833
  167. ♪ They don't understand ♪
  168.  
  169. 39
  170. 00:02:26,916 --> 00:02:30,458
  171. ♪ And so we're running
  172. Just as fast as we can ♪
  173.  
  174. 40
  175. 00:02:31,958 --> 00:02:34,333
  176. ♪ Holding on to one another hands ♪
  177.  
  178. 41
  179. 00:02:35,625 --> 00:02:38,333
  180. ♪ Trying to get away into the night ♪
  181.  
  182. 42
  183. 00:02:38,416 --> 00:02:40,708
  184. ♪ Then you put your arms around me ♪
  185.  
  186. 43
  187. 00:02:40,791 --> 00:02:43,666
  188. ♪ And we tumble to the ground
  189. And then you say ♪
  190.  
  191. 44
  192. 00:02:43,750 --> 00:02:45,583
  193. ♪ I think we're alone now ♪
  194.  
  195. 45
  196. 00:02:46,791 --> 00:02:50,125
  197. ♪ There doesn't seem to be
  198. Anyone around ♪
  199.  
  200. 46
  201. 00:02:51,166 --> 00:02:53,000
  202. ♪ I think we're alone now ♪
  203.  
  204. 47
  205. 00:02:54,083 --> 00:02:57,458
  206. ♪ The beating of our hearts
  207. Is the only sound ♪
  208.  
  209. 48
  210. 00:02:57,750 --> 00:02:59,416
  211. [engine sputtering]
  212.  
  213. 49
  214. 00:03:08,458 --> 00:03:09,375
  215. [sighs]
  216.  
  217. 50
  218. 00:03:22,125 --> 00:03:24,541
  219. -Hey, sis! How'd it go?
  220. -Hey.
  221.  
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  223. 00:03:24,875 --> 00:03:26,166
  224. Score one for the good guys.
  225.  
  226. 52
  227. 00:03:26,416 --> 00:03:27,916
  228. -[sighs] Congrats.
  229. -Thank you.
  230.  
  231. 53
  232. 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:31,333
  233. Want to come over and celebrate?
  234. Gideon's teaching Oliver to make pizza.
  235.  
  236. 54
  237. 00:03:31,416 --> 00:03:32,583
  238. -Aww.
  239. -[glass shattering]
  240.  
  241. 55
  242. 00:03:32,666 --> 00:03:34,166
  243. -Oh.
  244. -[Gideon] My bad!
  245.  
  246. 56
  247. 00:03:34,250 --> 00:03:35,458
  248. We might be ordering that pizza.
  249.  
  250. 57
  251. 00:03:35,916 --> 00:03:38,875
  252. Uh... you know, I would.
  253. But I'm just kinda beat,
  254.  
  255. 58
  256. 00:03:38,958 --> 00:03:41,833
  257. and I got a full inbox calling my name,
  258. so, rain check?
  259.  
  260. 59
  261. 00:03:42,291 --> 00:03:43,333
  262. Game night Friday.
  263.  
  264. 60
  265. 00:03:43,708 --> 00:03:44,916
  266. Yes, definitely.
  267.  
  268. 61
  269. 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:47,541
  270. Monopoly money's the only kind
  271. I'm going to be seeing this week.
  272.  
  273. 62
  274. 00:03:49,416 --> 00:03:50,333
  275. -See ya.
  276. -Bye!
  277.  
  278. 63
  279. 00:03:51,708 --> 00:03:53,708
  280. -[Gideon] Yeah!
  281. -[pots clattering]
  282.  
  283. 64
  284. 00:03:53,791 --> 00:03:56,125
  285. -I'm ordering Domino's!
  286. -[Gideon] Ooh, That's smart.
  287.  
  288. 65
  289. 00:04:34,041 --> 00:04:36,041
  290. [indistinct conversation]
  291.  
  292. 66
  293. 00:04:48,291 --> 00:04:50,208
  294. [thunder rumbling]
  295.  
  296. 67
  297. 00:04:55,791 --> 00:04:59,000
  298. [man on radio] Good morning, Seattle.
  299. The forecast is rain, rain,
  300.  
  301. 68
  302. 00:04:59,083 --> 00:05:00,166
  303. and, yep, more rain.
  304.  
  305. 69
  306. 00:05:01,875 --> 00:05:04,625
  307. And now it's time
  308. for the KNVB radio traffic report.
  309.  
  310. 70
  311. 00:05:09,125 --> 00:05:09,958
  312. [woman] Okay.
  313.  
  314. 71
  315. 00:05:10,458 --> 00:05:12,458
  316. No, Ms. Kapoor, just, just slow down.
  317.  
  318. 72
  319. 00:05:12,625 --> 00:05:13,875
  320. Okay, what's happening?
  321.  
  322. 73
  323. 00:05:15,958 --> 00:05:18,750
  324. No, your landlord can not put
  325. a padlock on your front door.
  326.  
  327. 74
  328. 00:05:18,833 --> 00:05:21,416
  329. Double espresso for Nick.
  330. Pumpkin spice latte for Susan.
  331.  
  332. 75
  333. 00:05:21,500 --> 00:05:23,375
  334. Yes. Yes, I'm sure.
  335.  
  336. 76
  337. 00:05:24,208 --> 00:05:26,750
  338. Yes. No, I don't care
  339. what the notice says.
  340.  
  341. 77
  342. 00:05:27,416 --> 00:05:28,250
  343. I'm positive.
  344.  
  345. 78
  346. 00:05:28,916 --> 00:05:31,500
  347. And it's not just immoral,
  348. by the way, it's illegal.
  349.  
  350. 79
  351. 00:05:31,750 --> 00:05:34,041
  352. Yes. All right, well I'm gonna get into it
  353. with his lawyer
  354.  
  355. 80
  356. 00:05:34,125 --> 00:05:36,750
  357. -as soon as I'm back at the office.
  358. -[sighs]
  359.  
  360. 81
  361. 00:05:36,833 --> 00:05:39,708
  362. Yes. I'm so sorry this is happening,
  363. you know, it's not--
  364.  
  365. 82
  366. 00:05:39,791 --> 00:05:42,208
  367. -Oh.
  368. -I'm so sorry, I just didn't see you.
  369.  
  370. 83
  371. 00:05:42,625 --> 00:05:44,250
  372. Guess they forgot to patch me in.
  373.  
  374. 84
  375. 00:05:45,333 --> 00:05:46,208
  376. Uh...
  377.  
  378. 85
  379. 00:05:46,291 --> 00:05:47,125
  380. Okay.
  381.  
  382. 86
  383. 00:05:47,791 --> 00:05:49,041
  384. No, I'm still here.
  385.  
  386. 87
  387. 00:05:49,416 --> 00:05:51,666
  388. Yes, I will call you as soon as I can.
  389.  
  390. 88
  391. 00:05:55,083 --> 00:05:56,541
  392. [Nick] You know it's a scam, right?
  393.  
  394. 89
  395. 00:05:57,708 --> 00:05:58,541
  396. What?
  397.  
  398. 90
  399. 00:05:58,916 --> 00:06:01,250
  400. Pumpkin spice latte. No pumpkin in it.
  401.  
  402. 91
  403. 00:06:01,708 --> 00:06:03,333
  404. -Just pumpkin flavoring.
  405. -Hmm.
  406.  
  407. 92
  408. 00:06:03,875 --> 00:06:05,750
  409. Every fall, the coffee industry acts like
  410.  
  411. 93
  412. 00:06:05,833 --> 00:06:08,166
  413. some bountiful pumpkin harvest
  414. just came in,
  415.  
  416. 94
  417. 00:06:08,250 --> 00:06:10,166
  418. so they can peddle their drinks
  419. to the masses.
  420.  
  421. 95
  422. 00:06:10,708 --> 00:06:11,875
  423. You're drinking a lie.
  424.  
  425. 96
  426. 00:06:12,833 --> 00:06:14,458
  427. Why are you still talking to me?
  428.  
  429. 97
  430. 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:16,458
  431. I dunno, we're walking
  432. in the same direction?
  433.  
  434. 98
  435. 00:06:16,541 --> 00:06:18,500
  436. Better to make conversation
  437. than have awkward silence, right?
  438.  
  439. 99
  440. 00:06:18,583 --> 00:06:21,333
  441. This is neither.
  442. This is an awkward conversation.
  443.  
  444. 100
  445. 00:06:21,416 --> 00:06:23,250
  446. Well... then it's both.
  447.  
  448. 101
  449. 00:06:32,291 --> 00:06:36,166
  450. -Can I help you with something?
  451. -The door? I have a 9 a.m. appointment.
  452.  
  453. 102
  454. 00:06:37,958 --> 00:06:40,083
  455. -Welcome to Whitaker and Associates.
  456. -Thank you.
  457.  
  458. 103
  459. 00:06:40,166 --> 00:06:42,875
  460. -[shopkeepers bell chimes]
  461. -[mumbles nervously]
  462.  
  463. 104
  464. 00:06:43,541 --> 00:06:45,166
  465. [both] Congratulations!
  466.  
  467. 105
  468. 00:06:46,833 --> 00:06:48,416
  469. -Yay!
  470. -Woohoo!
  471.  
  472. 106
  473. 00:06:48,500 --> 00:06:49,958
  474. [air horn blares]
  475.  
  476. 107
  477. 00:06:50,958 --> 00:06:51,791
  478. [Nick] Okay...
  479.  
  480. 108
  481. 00:06:51,875 --> 00:06:53,583
  482. Where's the water cooler going?
  483.  
  484. 109
  485. 00:06:53,958 --> 00:06:56,250
  486. The wave was part celebration,
  487. part smoke screen.
  488.  
  489. 110
  490. 00:06:56,375 --> 00:07:00,083
  491. Turns out, pro bono is Latin
  492. for tap water.
  493.  
  494. 111
  495. 00:07:00,291 --> 00:07:03,166
  496. If you're gonna work for free,
  497. I have to make budget cuts.
  498.  
  499. 112
  500. 00:07:03,250 --> 00:07:04,416
  501. -[man 2] Buh-bye.
  502. -Buh-bye.
  503.  
  504. 113
  505. 00:07:04,500 --> 00:07:05,333
  506. Bye.
  507.  
  508. 114
  509. 00:07:05,708 --> 00:07:07,375
  510. -Hello.
  511. -[shopkeepers bell chimes]
  512.  
  513. 115
  514. 00:07:08,541 --> 00:07:09,500
  515. Is it my birthday?
  516.  
  517. 116
  518. 00:07:10,375 --> 00:07:12,708
  519. You must be Nick Evans.
  520. Nick is your 9 a.m..
  521.  
  522. 117
  523. 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:14,375
  524. This is awkward.
  525.  
  526. 118
  527. 00:07:16,583 --> 00:07:20,291
  528. So... how can I help you, Mr. Evans?
  529.  
  530. 119
  531. 00:07:20,375 --> 00:07:22,083
  532. I need a lawyer.
  533.  
  534. 120
  535. 00:07:22,166 --> 00:07:25,583
  536. And you have a reputation
  537. of being one of the classiest
  538.  
  539. 121
  540. 00:07:25,666 --> 00:07:27,125
  541. bus bench lawyers in town.
  542.  
  543. 122
  544. 00:07:27,208 --> 00:07:28,916
  545. Never done a bus bench ad.
  546.  
  547. 123
  548. 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,375
  549. Oh, I'm sorry, what is it?
  550.  
  551. 124
  552. 00:07:30,458 --> 00:07:32,875
  553. Is it ambulance chaser?
  554. Is that what it's called?
  555.  
  556. 125
  557. 00:07:32,958 --> 00:07:35,500
  558. -Civil litigator works fine.
  559. -[Nick] Civil litigator.
  560.  
  561. 126
  562. 00:07:35,583 --> 00:07:37,625
  563. That's cool.
  564. Alright, well, how much you charge?
  565.  
  566. 127
  567. 00:07:37,708 --> 00:07:40,500
  568. -Let's talk about your complaint first.
  569. -[Nick] Right.
  570.  
  571. 128
  572. 00:07:43,541 --> 00:07:45,208
  573. [sighs]
  574.  
  575. 129
  576. 00:07:45,291 --> 00:07:46,958
  577. I want to sue Love Guaranteed.
  578.  
  579. 130
  580. 00:07:47,041 --> 00:07:48,875
  581. -The dating website?
  582. -[Nick] Mm-hm.
  583.  
  584. 131
  585. 00:07:49,333 --> 00:07:51,791
  586. Okay. Were you threatened on a date?
  587.  
  588. 132
  589. 00:07:52,083 --> 00:07:53,208
  590. Stalked? Harmed?
  591.  
  592. 133
  593. 00:07:53,291 --> 00:07:55,083
  594. Worse. I'm a victim of fraud.
  595.  
  596. 134
  597. 00:07:56,250 --> 00:07:58,708
  598. -Sorry?
  599. -Love Guaranteed is robbing people
  600.  
  601. 135
  602. 00:07:58,791 --> 00:08:00,250
  603. of 29.95 a month
  604.  
  605. 136
  606. 00:08:00,333 --> 00:08:02,791
  607. with their slogan,
  608. "You'll find love, guaranteed."
  609.  
  610. 137
  611. 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:05,291
  612. Well, I've been on 986 different dates,
  613.  
  614. 138
  615. 00:08:05,375 --> 00:08:07,875
  616. and not one of them has provided me love.
  617.  
  618. 139
  619. 00:08:07,958 --> 00:08:11,500
  620. Nine hundred and eighty-six dates with...
  621.  
  622. 140
  623. 00:08:12,125 --> 00:08:13,500
  624. actual human women?
  625.  
  626. 141
  627. 00:08:13,583 --> 00:08:16,416
  628. Yes, the user agreement fine print
  629. states that
  630.  
  631. 142
  632. 00:08:16,500 --> 00:08:20,125
  633. a subscriber must go on 1000 different
  634. dates for the guarantee to apply.
  635.  
  636. 143
  637. 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:23,375
  638. Their lawyers clearly thought
  639. no one would go through with it, but...
  640.  
  641. 144
  642. 00:08:23,583 --> 00:08:26,000
  643. I did! [chuckles]
  644.  
  645. 145
  646. 00:08:26,083 --> 00:08:28,708
  647. Well, home stretch anyways,
  648. I got like a dozen to go.
  649.  
  650. 146
  651. 00:08:28,958 --> 00:08:30,166
  652. Yeah, I'm just...
  653.  
  654. 147
  655. 00:08:30,666 --> 00:08:32,041
  656. still a little in the weeds
  657.  
  658. 148
  659. 00:08:32,250 --> 00:08:36,375
  660. on this whole 986 dates of it all.
  661.  
  662. 149
  663. 00:08:36,500 --> 00:08:38,125
  664. Uh... how is that even possible?
  665.  
  666. 150
  667. 00:08:38,916 --> 00:08:42,166
  668. It's a great question.
  669. Uh, breakfast, lunch, and dinner dates.
  670.  
  671. 151
  672. 00:08:42,875 --> 00:08:44,375
  673. -That's how I do it [sighs].
  674. -Okay.
  675.  
  676. 152
  677. 00:08:44,458 --> 00:08:45,500
  678. Guy's gotta eat, right?
  679.  
  680. 153
  681. 00:08:45,583 --> 00:08:47,958
  682. Did it ever occur to you that maybe
  683.  
  684. 154
  685. 00:08:48,250 --> 00:08:51,166
  686. love was never found
  687. because no woman wants to hear
  688.  
  689. 155
  690. 00:08:51,375 --> 00:08:52,750
  691. "Guy's gotta eat, right"?
  692.  
  693. 156
  694. 00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:56,208
  695. I'm not saying it at the date.
  696. I'm not like, "Hey, guy's gotta eat."
  697.  
  698. 157
  699. 00:08:56,291 --> 00:08:59,541
  700. I'm not doing that, that's not what
  701. I'm doing. I'm thinking it in my head.
  702.  
  703. 158
  704. 00:08:59,791 --> 00:09:02,166
  705. Look, the point is, I have a case.
  706.  
  707. 159
  708. 00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:04,250
  709. Okay, a winnable case.
  710.  
  711. 160
  712. 00:09:04,333 --> 00:09:06,333
  713. I didn't pass the bar yesterday.
  714.  
  715. 161
  716. 00:09:06,750 --> 00:09:08,458
  717. [whispering] I know what this is.
  718.  
  719. 162
  720. 00:09:08,875 --> 00:09:10,208
  721. [whispering] What is it?
  722.  
  723. 163
  724. 00:09:10,500 --> 00:09:13,000
  725. This is a classic "gotcha" lawsuit.
  726.  
  727. 164
  728. 00:09:13,250 --> 00:09:15,291
  729. Find a loophole, take the easy cash.
  730.  
  731. 165
  732. 00:09:16,041 --> 00:09:18,000
  733. Think what you want, but Love Guaranteed
  734.  
  735. 166
  736. 00:09:18,083 --> 00:09:20,458
  737. is profiting off the lonely souls
  738. of the world.
  739.  
  740. 167
  741. 00:09:20,708 --> 00:09:21,666
  742. It is not right.
  743.  
  744. 168
  745. 00:09:21,750 --> 00:09:23,958
  746. It is reckless endangerment
  747. of the human heart
  748.  
  749. 169
  750. 00:09:24,041 --> 00:09:25,500
  751. and I will not stand for it.
  752.  
  753. 170
  754. 00:09:25,583 --> 00:09:27,250
  755. [chuckles] The human heart! Right.
  756.  
  757. 171
  758. 00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:28,166
  759. It's good.
  760.  
  761. 172
  762. 00:09:28,250 --> 00:09:29,375
  763. [phone ringing]
  764.  
  765. 173
  766. 00:09:29,458 --> 00:09:32,333
  767. So, how much for a retainer?
  768.  
  769. 174
  770. 00:09:32,750 --> 00:09:36,916
  771. Let me review the merits
  772. of your case first.
  773.  
  774. 175
  775. 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:39,000
  776. Go ahead. Don't take too long.
  777.  
  778. 176
  779. 00:09:40,458 --> 00:09:41,791
  780. Pretty sure your team
  781.  
  782. 177
  783. 00:09:41,916 --> 00:09:44,583
  784. would like the return
  785. of their water cooler.
  786.  
  787. 178
  788. 00:09:46,041 --> 00:09:48,791
  789. [tango playing]
  790.  
  791. 179
  792. 00:10:05,583 --> 00:10:06,666
  793. [Denise] How'd it go?
  794.  
  795. 180
  796. 00:10:06,750 --> 00:10:08,416
  797. Someone looks like they could
  798. use a cocktail.
  799.  
  800. 181
  801. 00:10:08,500 --> 00:10:10,375
  802. -[Susan] It's 9:15.
  803. -Never stopped me.
  804.  
  805. 182
  806. 00:10:10,458 --> 00:10:12,125
  807. Oh. What else we got?
  808.  
  809. 183
  810. 00:10:12,208 --> 00:10:13,708
  811. [Roberto] Bills, bills,
  812.  
  813. 184
  814. 00:10:13,791 --> 00:10:15,791
  815. and oh hey, look, more bills.
  816.  
  817. 185
  818. 00:10:16,166 --> 00:10:18,916
  819. Mr. Bahar wants to defer payment
  820. another month.
  821.  
  822. 186
  823. 00:10:19,291 --> 00:10:22,083
  824. And there's a scary-looking
  825. envelope from the landlord.
  826.  
  827. 187
  828. 00:10:22,166 --> 00:10:25,750
  829. But I did put a Bed Bath and Beyond coupon
  830. in there, so it's not all bad news.
  831.  
  832. 188
  833. 00:10:25,833 --> 00:10:28,083
  834. -You're doing the Lord's work, Denise.
  835. -Thank you.
  836.  
  837. 189
  838. 00:10:28,291 --> 00:10:29,750
  839. He's raising the rent.
  840.  
  841. 190
  842. 00:10:30,125 --> 00:10:31,208
  843. -Again.
  844. -[Denise] It's just a hiccup.
  845.  
  846. 191
  847. 00:10:31,666 --> 00:10:32,708
  848. We'll be fine.
  849.  
  850. 192
  851. 00:10:33,708 --> 00:10:34,541
  852. Say something.
  853.  
  854. 193
  855. 00:10:34,625 --> 00:10:35,875
  856. Is our goldfish okay?
  857.  
  858. 194
  859. 00:10:36,291 --> 00:10:37,250
  860. He's sleeping.
  861.  
  862. 195
  863. 00:10:47,375 --> 00:10:48,208
  864. He's sleeping?
  865.  
  866. 196
  867. 00:10:48,458 --> 00:10:50,875
  868. [sighs] She can read me like a book.
  869.  
  870. 197
  871. 00:10:51,291 --> 00:10:52,375
  872. Vrum!
  873.  
  874. 198
  875. 00:10:52,458 --> 00:10:55,375
  876. Why do I have a feeling I'm going to be
  877. seeing you in court some day?
  878.  
  879. 199
  880. 00:10:56,291 --> 00:10:57,875
  881. -Okay.
  882. -How you feeling?
  883.  
  884. 200
  885. 00:10:58,333 --> 00:11:01,583
  886. -[sighs] I'm dying and everything hurts.
  887. -Aw, buddy.
  888.  
  889. 201
  890. 00:11:01,875 --> 00:11:04,500
  891. Where's my glowing?
  892. You know, I was promised glowing.
  893.  
  894. 202
  895. 00:11:04,583 --> 00:11:06,416
  896. -You look great.
  897. -I'm fat.
  898.  
  899. 203
  900. 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:09,416
  901. But you're the really good
  902. kind of fat, you know?
  903.  
  904. 204
  905. 00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:10,791
  906. Like a little avocado.
  907.  
  908. 205
  909. 00:11:10,875 --> 00:11:12,208
  910. [laughing]
  911.  
  912. 206
  913. 00:11:13,458 --> 00:11:16,625
  914. Excuse me while I drop my decaf
  915. in slow motion.
  916.  
  917. 207
  918. 00:11:17,041 --> 00:11:18,208
  919. A dating site?
  920.  
  921. 208
  922. 00:11:18,291 --> 00:11:19,333
  923. It's for a case.
  924.  
  925. 209
  926. 00:11:19,416 --> 00:11:21,833
  927. Wow, you are so taking this case.
  928.  
  929. 210
  930. 00:11:21,916 --> 00:11:23,000
  931. No, he's the client.
  932.  
  933. 211
  934. 00:11:23,333 --> 00:11:25,166
  935. -A hot client.
  936. -Gross client.
  937.  
  938. 212
  939. 00:11:25,250 --> 00:11:26,375
  940. Hot gross client.
  941.  
  942. 213
  943. 00:11:26,458 --> 00:11:30,458
  944. Obnoxious, gross, hot only
  945. to a certain desperate kind of woman
  946.  
  947. 214
  948. 00:11:30,541 --> 00:11:33,041
  949. who is not me, still perspective client.
  950.  
  951. 215
  952. 00:11:33,125 --> 00:11:33,958
  953. Hmm.
  954.  
  955. 216
  956. 00:11:34,791 --> 00:11:36,750
  957. -[Gideon] Hey, everybody!
  958. -[boy] Woo-hoo
  959.  
  960. 217
  961. 00:11:36,833 --> 00:11:38,291
  962. -Daddy!
  963. -Who wants Ben and Jerry's?
  964.  
  965. 218
  966. 00:11:38,750 --> 00:11:41,166
  967. [mouthing] Not in front of the kid,
  968. or we have to share.
  969.  
  970. 219
  971. 00:11:41,250 --> 00:11:43,958
  972. -Share what?
  973. -Nothing! Buddy, come here.
  974.  
  975. 220
  976. 00:11:44,041 --> 00:11:46,125
  977. -He's still wearing his dinner.
  978. -[Gideon] Yes, I see that.
  979.  
  980. 221
  981. 00:11:46,958 --> 00:11:48,666
  982. Okay, bath time, kiddo. Come on.
  983.  
  984. 222
  985. 00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:50,416
  986. High-five your Auntie Susan good night.
  987.  
  988. 223
  989. 00:11:51,041 --> 00:11:52,291
  990. Nice buddy. Night!
  991.  
  992. 224
  993. 00:11:52,875 --> 00:11:53,875
  994. What did you eat exactly?
  995.  
  996. 225
  997. 00:11:53,958 --> 00:11:54,916
  998. [indistinct chatter]
  999.  
  1000. 226
  1001. 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,166
  1002. My brother-in-law might be
  1003. an actual saint.
  1004.  
  1005. 227
  1006. 00:11:58,166 --> 00:12:01,750
  1007. Hmm. Saint Gideon did not miraculously
  1008. fall from the sky
  1009.  
  1010. 228
  1011. 00:12:01,833 --> 00:12:03,625
  1012. like frozen airplane toilet water.
  1013.  
  1014. 229
  1015. 00:12:04,041 --> 00:12:04,875
  1016. You know how we met?
  1017.  
  1018. 230
  1019. 00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:06,666
  1020. -Yes, I know, online dating.
  1021. -Mm-hm.
  1022.  
  1023. 231
  1024. 00:12:07,041 --> 00:12:10,083
  1025. Can you believe this guy's been
  1026. on almost a thousand dates?
  1027.  
  1028. 232
  1029. 00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:13,208
  1030. -Are you serious?
  1031. -He's a classic loophole shark.
  1032.  
  1033. 233
  1034. 00:12:13,541 --> 00:12:16,958
  1035. He's exploiting this company over
  1036. a tiny detail in the fine print.
  1037.  
  1038. 234
  1039. 00:12:17,041 --> 00:12:17,875
  1040. Hmm.
  1041.  
  1042. 235
  1043. 00:12:18,291 --> 00:12:20,000
  1044. -Interesting case.
  1045. -Ridiculous case.
  1046.  
  1047. 236
  1048. 00:12:20,083 --> 00:12:22,541
  1049. I mean, my mission is
  1050. to help the helpless.
  1051.  
  1052. 237
  1053. 00:12:22,625 --> 00:12:24,625
  1054. He's not helpless. He's shameless.
  1055.  
  1056. 238
  1057. 00:12:25,458 --> 00:12:27,125
  1058. -Shameless pays the bills.
  1059. -[sighs]
  1060.  
  1061. 239
  1062. 00:12:27,833 --> 00:12:31,333
  1063. It would mean that my employees
  1064. could stop job hunting.
  1065.  
  1066. 240
  1067. 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,708
  1068. Roberto left his laptop open
  1069. with his resume there.
  1070.  
  1071. 241
  1072. 00:12:35,208 --> 00:12:36,291
  1073. I fixed a typo.
  1074.  
  1075. 242
  1076. 00:12:36,375 --> 00:12:37,208
  1077. [chuckles]
  1078.  
  1079. 243
  1080. 00:12:38,250 --> 00:12:39,333
  1081. Of course you did.
  1082.  
  1083. 244
  1084. 00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:42,458
  1085. [Melanie moans]
  1086.  
  1087. 245
  1088. 00:12:47,666 --> 00:12:48,875
  1089. [sighs]
  1090.  
  1091. 246
  1092. 00:12:50,375 --> 00:12:51,333
  1093. [phone unlocking]
  1094.  
  1095. 247
  1096. 00:12:52,458 --> 00:12:54,458
  1097. [phone dialing]
  1098.  
  1099. 248
  1100. 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,125
  1101. [phone ringing]
  1102.  
  1103. 249
  1104. 00:13:04,041 --> 00:13:06,916
  1105. -[Nick] Hello?
  1106. -Mr. Evans, hi, it's Susan Whitaker.
  1107.  
  1108. 250
  1109. 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:07,833
  1110. Uh...
  1111.  
  1112. 251
  1113. 00:13:09,583 --> 00:13:10,916
  1114. We can start tomorrow.
  1115.  
  1116. 252
  1117. 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,000
  1118. [engine sputtering]
  1119.  
  1120. 253
  1121. 00:13:35,833 --> 00:13:36,791
  1122. [Susan] Okay, team.
  1123.  
  1124. 254
  1125. 00:13:36,875 --> 00:13:39,500
  1126. The first thing we need to do
  1127. is take a deep dive
  1128.  
  1129. 255
  1130. 00:13:39,583 --> 00:13:44,250
  1131. into the strange and prolific dating life
  1132. of Mr. Nicholas Evans.
  1133.  
  1134. 256
  1135. 00:13:44,333 --> 00:13:45,958
  1136. Finally a fun case.
  1137.  
  1138. 257
  1139. 00:13:46,041 --> 00:13:48,458
  1140. This case is not going to be
  1141. a walk in the park.
  1142.  
  1143. 258
  1144. 00:13:48,541 --> 00:13:50,958
  1145. Love Guaranteed is owned by none other
  1146.  
  1147. 259
  1148. 00:13:51,041 --> 00:13:52,416
  1149. than Tamara Taylor.
  1150.  
  1151. 260
  1152. 00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:54,791
  1153. [chuckles] We just won big time.
  1154.  
  1155. 261
  1156. 00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:55,791
  1157. Mm-hm.
  1158.  
  1159. 262
  1160. 00:13:55,875 --> 00:13:57,125
  1161. I'm sorry, Tiffany what now?
  1162.  
  1163. 263
  1164. 00:13:57,208 --> 00:13:59,583
  1165. Tamara Taylor, the lifestyle guru
  1166.  
  1167. 264
  1168. 00:13:59,666 --> 00:14:02,541
  1169. who tells women to eat nothing
  1170. but soaked almonds and to steam their...
  1171.  
  1172. 265
  1173. 00:14:02,625 --> 00:14:03,583
  1174. I'm caught up.
  1175.  
  1176. 266
  1177. 00:14:03,666 --> 00:14:07,500
  1178. She is Forbes 500-level loaded,
  1179. meaning she is going to be lawyered up.
  1180.  
  1181. 267
  1182. 00:14:07,583 --> 00:14:09,208
  1183. Our case has to be airtight.
  1184.  
  1185. 268
  1186. 00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:13,708
  1187. You know, I'm looking forward
  1188. to taking on Love Guaranteed.
  1189.  
  1190. 269
  1191. 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,000
  1192. Hi, Roberto, accounting.
  1193.  
  1194. 270
  1195. 00:14:16,750 --> 00:14:18,250
  1196. Are you about to do the big speech?
  1197.  
  1198. 271
  1199. 00:14:18,333 --> 00:14:21,208
  1200. Because if this is the big speech,
  1201. I have to use the restroom first.
  1202.  
  1203. 272
  1204. 00:14:21,291 --> 00:14:23,000
  1205. All those corporate fat cats
  1206.  
  1207. 273
  1208. 00:14:23,083 --> 00:14:26,083
  1209. and their $200 haircuts
  1210. and their fancy watches.
  1211.  
  1212. 274
  1213. 00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:28,000
  1214. They're not even gonna know what hit 'em.
  1215.  
  1216. 275
  1217. 00:14:28,083 --> 00:14:29,125
  1218. I should go, right?
  1219.  
  1220. 276
  1221. 00:14:29,208 --> 00:14:30,791
  1222. -You should go.
  1223. -[Susan] No. Okay, sorry.
  1224.  
  1225. 277
  1226. 00:14:30,875 --> 00:14:33,708
  1227. No big speech.
  1228. Please, use the restroom. Meeting over.
  1229.  
  1230. 278
  1231. 00:14:33,791 --> 00:14:36,708
  1232. This is exciting!
  1233. Standing up for the little guy.
  1234.  
  1235. 279
  1236. 00:14:37,125 --> 00:14:39,541
  1237. Online dating can just be
  1238. so soul crushing.
  1239.  
  1240. 280
  1241. 00:14:39,625 --> 00:14:41,833
  1242. I wouldn't know.
  1243. Luckily, I've never tried it.
  1244.  
  1245. 281
  1246. 00:14:42,125 --> 00:14:43,166
  1247. What?
  1248.  
  1249. 282
  1250. 00:14:43,625 --> 00:14:45,750
  1251. I'm sorry, you've never online dated?
  1252.  
  1253. 283
  1254. 00:14:45,833 --> 00:14:46,916
  1255. No, what's the big deal?
  1256.  
  1257. 284
  1258. 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:50,125
  1259. You can't win a case over something
  1260. you know nothing about.
  1261.  
  1262. 285
  1263. 00:14:50,208 --> 00:14:51,458
  1264. We need to get you online.
  1265.  
  1266. 286
  1267. 00:14:51,541 --> 00:14:52,375
  1268. -Mm-hm.
  1269. -No.
  1270.  
  1271. 287
  1272. 00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:54,208
  1273. -[chuckling] Yeah!
  1274. -[Susan] No!
  1275.  
  1276. 288
  1277. 00:14:54,291 --> 00:14:55,583
  1278. No, I don't have time for dating.
  1279.  
  1280. 289
  1281. 00:14:55,666 --> 00:14:57,375
  1282. It's not dating!
  1283.  
  1284. 290
  1285. 00:14:57,750 --> 00:14:59,875
  1286. What if it's research? You know,
  1287.  
  1288. 291
  1289. 00:14:59,958 --> 00:15:02,708
  1290. it could make the difference between
  1291. winning or losing this case.
  1292.  
  1293. 292
  1294. 00:15:02,791 --> 00:15:04,583
  1295. [Susan] What are you about to do here?
  1296.  
  1297. 293
  1298. 00:15:04,666 --> 00:15:06,625
  1299. -Creating your profile.
  1300. -I thought you had to pee.
  1301.  
  1302. 294
  1303. 00:15:06,708 --> 00:15:09,125
  1304. -It can wait.
  1305. -This is so fun. [laughs]
  1306.  
  1307. 295
  1308. 00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:11,708
  1309. Okay, fine. But listen,
  1310. I am proofing it first.
  1311.  
  1312. 296
  1313. 00:15:12,291 --> 00:15:13,291
  1314. Don't make me sound weird.
  1315.  
  1316. 297
  1317. 00:15:13,375 --> 00:15:15,208
  1318. Don't worry! We got this.
  1319.  
  1320. 298
  1321. 00:15:15,833 --> 00:15:17,041
  1322. [laughs]
  1323.  
  1324. 299
  1325. 00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:19,541
  1326. Hey just for fun, what photo
  1327. were you thinking--
  1328.  
  1329. 300
  1330. 00:15:19,625 --> 00:15:20,541
  1331. [both] Go!
  1332.  
  1333. 301
  1334. 00:15:21,791 --> 00:15:24,041
  1335. -chuckles]
  1336. -Oh, I like that.
  1337.  
  1338. 302
  1339. 00:15:24,125 --> 00:15:26,041
  1340. -[Roberto] Ooh!
  1341. -[Denise] Right?
  1342.  
  1343. 303
  1344. 00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:27,708
  1345. -I don't know if men would.
  1346. -Oh.
  1347.  
  1348. 304
  1349. 00:15:28,541 --> 00:15:30,833
  1350. It's both helpful and a little bit creepy
  1351.  
  1352. 305
  1353. 00:15:30,916 --> 00:15:33,958
  1354. that you meticulously documented
  1355. all of your dates.
  1356.  
  1357. 306
  1358. 00:15:34,791 --> 00:15:37,666
  1359. Thank you. [sighs]
  1360. Figured I'd need a paper trail.
  1361.  
  1362. 307
  1363. 00:15:37,750 --> 00:15:38,916
  1364. [Susan sighs]
  1365.  
  1366. 308
  1367. 00:15:39,375 --> 00:15:41,375
  1368. The one who talked about cats all night?
  1369.  
  1370. 309
  1371. 00:15:41,458 --> 00:15:43,166
  1372. Yeah, didn't even own a cat.
  1373.  
  1374. 310
  1375. 00:15:43,916 --> 00:15:46,083
  1376. The one who brought
  1377. her parents on the date?
  1378.  
  1379. 311
  1380. 00:15:46,166 --> 00:15:48,833
  1381. Yeah. She never said a word,
  1382. but her dad was awesome.
  1383.  
  1384. 312
  1385. 00:15:49,333 --> 00:15:52,625
  1386. I mean, we talked about baseball
  1387. for hours, it was great.
  1388.  
  1389. 313
  1390. 00:15:52,708 --> 00:15:54,375
  1391. I wish I would've got his number.
  1392.  
  1393. 314
  1394. 00:15:54,458 --> 00:15:56,916
  1395. The one who needed a date
  1396. to her sister's wedding.
  1397.  
  1398. 315
  1399. 00:15:57,291 --> 00:16:00,916
  1400. Yeah, two tickets to Hawaii
  1401. seemed kind of extra for date numero dos.
  1402.  
  1403. 316
  1404. 00:16:02,125 --> 00:16:04,416
  1405. The one who got drunk
  1406. and tried to fight the busboy?
  1407.  
  1408. 317
  1409. 00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:06,416
  1410. For the record? I took the punch.
  1411.  
  1412. 318
  1413. 00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:09,666
  1414. Okay, Nick, you cannot name these women
  1415. like they're episodes of Friends.
  1416.  
  1417. 319
  1418. 00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:12,916
  1419. It's the only way to keep them apart,
  1420. you know how many Chloes I've dated?
  1421.  
  1422. 320
  1423. 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:13,833
  1424. Fourteen!
  1425.  
  1426. 321
  1427. 00:16:14,208 --> 00:16:17,333
  1428. Plus 12 Emmas and like, 
  1429. half a dozen Zoes.
  1430.  
  1431. 322
  1432. 00:16:17,416 --> 00:16:20,666
  1433. Okay, little accountability please.
  1434. You're the one dating in bulk.
  1435.  
  1436. 323
  1437. 00:16:21,375 --> 00:16:23,500
  1438. This lawsuit isn't just about me,
  1439. you know.
  1440.  
  1441. 324
  1442. 00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,916
  1443. Love Guaranteed took advantage
  1444. of them, too.
  1445.  
  1446. 325
  1447. 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,416
  1448. So what are you gonna do if we win?
  1449.  
  1450. 326
  1451. 00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:30,208
  1452. You're gonna split the damages
  1453. with a thousand different women?
  1454.  
  1455. 327
  1456. 00:16:30,291 --> 00:16:31,666
  1457. No, I have plans for that money.
  1458.  
  1459. 328
  1460. 00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:32,583
  1461. I bet you do.
  1462.  
  1463. 329
  1464. 00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:37,375
  1465. And just so you know, I was always
  1466. a perfect gentleman to them.
  1467.  
  1468. 330
  1469. 00:16:37,458 --> 00:16:39,041
  1470. I took these women on classy dates.
  1471.  
  1472. 331
  1473. 00:16:39,125 --> 00:16:40,541
  1474. Split the check at Denny's?
  1475.  
  1476. 332
  1477. 00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:44,375
  1478. No disrespect to the Grand Slam Breakfast,
  1479. but give a guy some credit, okay?
  1480.  
  1481. 333
  1482. 00:16:44,666 --> 00:16:48,500
  1483. Breakfast at Bacco, lunch at Pink Door,
  1484. and dinner at Coral.
  1485.  
  1486. 334
  1487. 00:16:48,583 --> 00:16:50,250
  1488. Coral? That place is fancy.
  1489.  
  1490. 335
  1491. 00:16:50,333 --> 00:16:52,375
  1492. Yes. And I paid every time.
  1493.  
  1494. 336
  1495. 00:16:52,833 --> 00:16:54,000
  1496. Alright, I'm impressed.
  1497.  
  1498. 337
  1499. 00:16:54,083 --> 00:16:56,416
  1500. More with your time management
  1501. than anything.
  1502.  
  1503. 338
  1504. 00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:58,791
  1505. Yeah? Got most dates down
  1506. to under an hour.
  1507.  
  1508. 339
  1509. 00:16:58,875 --> 00:17:00,250
  1510. Quicker than an oil change.
  1511.  
  1512. 340
  1513. 00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:01,500
  1514. Okay, do you have a heart,
  1515.  
  1516. 341
  1517. 00:17:01,583 --> 00:17:03,666
  1518. or just an empty space
  1519. where you keep your car keys?
  1520.  
  1521. 342
  1522. 00:17:04,916 --> 00:17:05,750
  1523. Yeah, it's empty.
  1524.  
  1525. 343
  1526. 00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:07,250
  1527. [phone chimes]
  1528.  
  1529. 344
  1530. 00:17:08,250 --> 00:17:09,916
  1531. -I gotta go.
  1532. -[Susan] Hot date?
  1533.  
  1534. 345
  1535. 00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:11,500
  1536. -[Nick] Yep.
  1537. -What?
  1538.  
  1539. 346
  1540. 00:17:11,583 --> 00:17:13,250
  1541. That was a bad joke, it's 10 a.m.
  1542.  
  1543. 347
  1544. 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,416
  1545. Yeah. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner dates.
  1546.  
  1547. 348
  1548. 00:17:15,916 --> 00:17:16,750
  1549. It's breakfast.
  1550.  
  1551. 349
  1552. 00:17:19,666 --> 00:17:20,500
  1553. [door closing]
  1554.  
  1555. 350
  1556. 00:17:28,083 --> 00:17:31,291
  1557. [sighs] You poor, poor girls.
  1558.  
  1559. 351
  1560. 00:17:34,291 --> 00:17:37,291
  1561. I know I'm married, but I'd love
  1562. to see him in my chambers.
  1563.  
  1564. 352
  1565. 00:17:37,375 --> 00:17:38,625
  1566. For a debriefing.
  1567.  
  1568. 353
  1569. 00:17:39,083 --> 00:17:40,000
  1570. Heyo!
  1571.  
  1572. 354
  1573. 00:17:40,083 --> 00:17:41,458
  1574. [chuckles]
  1575.  
  1576. 355
  1577. 00:17:41,541 --> 00:17:42,750
  1578. He's an opportunist.
  1579.  
  1580. 356
  1581. 00:17:42,833 --> 00:17:44,958
  1582. We should be ashamed for taking this case.
  1583.  
  1584. 357
  1585. 00:17:45,041 --> 00:17:46,166
  1586. [shopkeepers bell chimes]
  1587.  
  1588. 358
  1589. 00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:48,458
  1590. -[man 2] Hello.
  1591. -Ain't no shame in this game.
  1592.  
  1593. 359
  1594. 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,125
  1595. [Denise] Precious cargo coming through!
  1596.  
  1597. 360
  1598. 00:17:51,875 --> 00:17:54,458
  1599. Ooh, I love our new paying client.
  1600.  
  1601. 361
  1602. 00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:55,666
  1603. We'll see about that.
  1604.  
  1605. 362
  1606. 00:17:56,708 --> 00:17:58,166
  1607. -What is that?
  1608. -[Susan] Files.
  1609.  
  1610. 363
  1611. 00:17:58,250 --> 00:18:00,833
  1612. From Nick's dates.
  1613. In order for this case to fly,
  1614.  
  1615. 364
  1616. 00:18:01,375 --> 00:18:04,750
  1617. all of them have to be corroborated,
  1618. so good luck with that.
  1619.  
  1620. 365
  1621. 00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:06,125
  1622. [doorbell chimes]
  1623.  
  1624. 366
  1625. 00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:07,625
  1626. [computer chimes]
  1627.  
  1628. 367
  1629. 00:18:08,041 --> 00:18:09,125
  1630. [both] Incoming!
  1631.  
  1632. 368
  1633. 00:18:10,625 --> 00:18:11,500
  1634. What's going on?
  1635.  
  1636. 369
  1637. 00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:13,125
  1638. We just went live.
  1639.  
  1640. 370
  1641. 00:18:13,208 --> 00:18:15,708
  1642. -What are you talking about?
  1643. -Your inbox for Love Guaranteed.
  1644.  
  1645. 371
  1646. 00:18:15,791 --> 00:18:17,833
  1647. You were supposed to let me
  1648. proof it first!
  1649.  
  1650. 372
  1651. 00:18:18,583 --> 00:18:21,458
  1652. [exhales deeply]
  1653. Why would you use that photo?
  1654.  
  1655. 373
  1656. 00:18:21,541 --> 00:18:24,041
  1657. It was the only picture we could find
  1658. where you weren't working.
  1659.  
  1660. 374
  1661. 00:18:24,125 --> 00:18:27,583
  1662. That's from my birthday at Tortilla Flats,
  1663. I was wasted.
  1664.  
  1665. 375
  1666. 00:18:28,083 --> 00:18:30,333
  1667. [Roberto] A drink-y Susan is
  1668. a dateable Susan.
  1669.  
  1670. 376
  1671. 00:18:30,416 --> 00:18:33,083
  1672. [Susan scoffs]
  1673. I do dip my french fries in mayo.
  1674.  
  1675. 377
  1676. 00:18:33,166 --> 00:18:34,208
  1677. [chuckles]
  1678.  
  1679. 378
  1680. 00:18:34,291 --> 00:18:36,500
  1681. I do like old dogs better than puppies.
  1682.  
  1683. 379
  1684. 00:18:36,833 --> 00:18:39,000
  1685. Wait, how do you guys know
  1686. all this stuff about me?
  1687.  
  1688. 380
  1689. 00:18:39,083 --> 00:18:41,458
  1690. -Lots of overtime.
  1691. -I went through your garbage.
  1692.  
  1693. 381
  1694. 00:18:41,541 --> 00:18:43,208
  1695. They're lighting up like
  1696. planes on a runway.
  1697.  
  1698. 382
  1699. 00:18:43,625 --> 00:18:44,458
  1700. Whoa.
  1701.  
  1702. 383
  1703. 00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:47,375
  1704. No. No. Maybe.
  1705.  
  1706. 384
  1707. 00:18:47,458 --> 00:18:49,583
  1708. No, not right now, no.
  1709.  
  1710. 385
  1711. 00:18:49,666 --> 00:18:51,541
  1712. I have to interview Nick's dates
  1713. for their depositions.
  1714.  
  1715. 386
  1716. 00:18:51,625 --> 00:18:55,000
  1717. Which you can do while going on dates
  1718. of your own. #Research.
  1719.  
  1720. 387
  1721. 00:18:55,083 --> 00:18:58,000
  1722. Mr. Yang next door is willing to offer you
  1723. a friends and family lunch discount.
  1724.  
  1725. 388
  1726. 00:18:58,083 --> 00:18:59,083
  1727. I do love Yang's.
  1728.  
  1729. 389
  1730. 00:18:59,166 --> 00:19:00,958
  1731. He's weirdly as excited as we are.
  1732.  
  1733. 390
  1734. 00:19:02,125 --> 00:19:03,083
  1735. For research.
  1736.  
  1737. 391
  1738. 00:19:05,333 --> 00:19:06,166
  1739. [squeaks]
  1740.  
  1741. 392
  1742. 00:19:07,208 --> 00:19:09,708
  1743. Ooh, how about this one in the flannel?
  1744.  
  1745. 393
  1746. 00:19:10,291 --> 00:19:11,500
  1747. Looks like a lumberjack.
  1748.  
  1749. 394
  1750. 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,458
  1751. -Like an educated lumberjack.
  1752. -That's not a thing.
  1753.  
  1754. 395
  1755. 00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:17,583
  1756. -A lumbersexual?
  1757. -Oh, that's a thing.
  1758.  
  1759. 396
  1760. 00:19:19,916 --> 00:19:22,958
  1761. Uh... hi there. My name's Susan Whitaker,
  1762.  
  1763. 397
  1764. 00:19:23,041 --> 00:19:25,041
  1765. I'm an attorney in the area.
  1766.  
  1767. 398
  1768. 00:19:25,166 --> 00:19:27,041
  1769. I was just wondering, did you ever
  1770.  
  1771. 399
  1772. 00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:28,958
  1773. go on a date with Nicholas Evans?
  1774.  
  1775. 400
  1776. 00:19:29,583 --> 00:19:33,000
  1777. Yes, I remember him.
  1778. Because he actually looked like his photo.
  1779.  
  1780. 401
  1781. 00:19:33,750 --> 00:19:35,583
  1782. Some dates don't look like their photos?
  1783.  
  1784. 402
  1785. 00:19:35,666 --> 00:19:38,375
  1786. [upbeat music playing]
  1787.  
  1788. 403
  1789. 00:19:41,125 --> 00:19:42,375
  1790. [shopkeepers bell chimes]
  1791.  
  1792. 404
  1793. 00:19:52,708 --> 00:19:53,791
  1794. [shopkeepers bell chimes]
  1795.  
  1796. 405
  1797. 00:19:55,083 --> 00:19:55,916
  1798. Really?
  1799.  
  1800. 406
  1801. 00:19:56,791 --> 00:19:57,875
  1802. So how'd the date go?
  1803.  
  1804. 407
  1805. 00:19:58,208 --> 00:20:01,166
  1806. -It was the best date I've ever been on.
  1807. -Mm-hm.
  1808.  
  1809. 408
  1810. 00:20:01,541 --> 00:20:03,166
  1811. Wish he would've asked for my number!
  1812.  
  1813. 409
  1814. 00:20:03,250 --> 00:20:07,000
  1815. Nick was the best.
  1816. Just a nice, normal guy.
  1817.  
  1818. 410
  1819. 00:20:07,083 --> 00:20:08,708
  1820. Like, super normal.
  1821.  
  1822. 411
  1823. 00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:10,833
  1824. Some dates are abnormal?
  1825.  
  1826. 412
  1827. 00:20:13,375 --> 00:20:16,166
  1828. So, intermittent fasting, huh?
  1829.  
  1830. 413
  1831. 00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:17,583
  1832. Yeah.
  1833.  
  1834. 414
  1835. 00:20:18,416 --> 00:20:20,333
  1836. As in you just purposely don't eat?
  1837.  
  1838. 415
  1839. 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:24,291
  1840. -I'm actually up to 20 hours a day now.
  1841. -Wow.
  1842.  
  1843. 416
  1844. 00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:25,708
  1845. Hmm...
  1846.  
  1847. 417
  1848. 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,416
  1849. isn't that dangerous, or...
  1850.  
  1851. 418
  1852. 00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:31,166
  1853. No, it's super good for you.
  1854.  
  1855. 419
  1856. 00:20:32,041 --> 00:20:33,166
  1857. It's actually how...
  1858.  
  1859. 420
  1860. 00:20:40,833 --> 00:20:45,000
  1861. cavemen used to... to eat.
  1862.  
  1863. 421
  1864. 00:20:46,083 --> 00:20:49,208
  1865. Wasn't the life expectancy
  1866. for a caveman like, 25?
  1867.  
  1868. 422
  1869. 00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:50,916
  1870. [man snores loudly]
  1871.  
  1872. 423
  1873. 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:52,958
  1874. [plates shattering] Check!
  1875.  
  1876. 424
  1877. 00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:55,833
  1878. So, tell me about your date
  1879. with Nick Evans.
  1880.  
  1881. 425
  1882. 00:20:56,375 --> 00:20:59,125
  1883. The date was fine,
  1884. but I knew he wasn't for me. I got a vibe.
  1885.  
  1886. 426
  1887. 00:20:59,208 --> 00:21:00,875
  1888. What kind of a vibe?
  1889.  
  1890. 427
  1891. 00:21:00,958 --> 00:21:03,750
  1892. It's like Nick believes
  1893. he's genuinely looking for love.
  1894.  
  1895. 428
  1896. 00:21:04,041 --> 00:21:06,375
  1897. But instead he's trying to prove
  1898. that love doesn't exist.
  1899.  
  1900. 429
  1901. 00:21:06,458 --> 00:21:07,291
  1902. Huh.
  1903.  
  1904. 430
  1905. 00:21:10,291 --> 00:21:12,291
  1906. Did you ever find a date
  1907. to your sister's wedding?
  1908.  
  1909. 431
  1910. 00:21:12,750 --> 00:21:14,416
  1911. -It was canceled.
  1912. -Oh.
  1913.  
  1914. 432
  1915. 00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:17,458
  1916. Turns out the groom's in love with my mom,
  1917. and not my sister.
  1918.  
  1919. 433
  1920. 00:21:17,541 --> 00:21:18,458
  1921. Could you die?
  1922.  
  1923. 434
  1924. 00:21:19,208 --> 00:21:22,208
  1925. Wow. Holidays must be interesting
  1926. at your house.
  1927.  
  1928. 435
  1929. 00:21:22,291 --> 00:21:23,625
  1930. At least Nick showed up.
  1931.  
  1932. 436
  1933. 00:21:23,708 --> 00:21:25,791
  1934. My last online date totally ghosted me.
  1935.  
  1936. 437
  1937. 00:21:25,875 --> 00:21:27,958
  1938. Some dates just don't show up?
  1939.  
  1940. 438
  1941. 00:21:45,333 --> 00:21:46,250
  1942. [sighs]
  1943.  
  1944. 439
  1945. 00:21:49,291 --> 00:21:52,750
  1946. You guys, I don't know
  1947. how Nick managed it.
  1948.  
  1949. 440
  1950. 00:21:53,041 --> 00:21:53,875
  1951. I don't.
  1952.  
  1953. 441
  1954. 00:21:54,458 --> 00:21:57,875
  1955. I've been on two dates and one no-show,
  1956. and I am exhausted.
  1957.  
  1958. 442
  1959. 00:21:58,500 --> 00:22:02,208
  1960. Why do you think I proposed to Dante
  1961. after two weeks? It's a jungle out there.
  1962.  
  1963. 443
  1964. 00:22:02,291 --> 00:22:04,333
  1965. [Denise] There's plenty of fish
  1966. in the sea.
  1967.  
  1968. 444
  1969. 00:22:04,416 --> 00:22:06,125
  1970. [Roberto] There's also plenty of trash.
  1971.  
  1972. 445
  1973. 00:22:06,333 --> 00:22:09,250
  1974. -The affidavits for Nick to sign.
  1975. -[Susan] I'll drive them over.
  1976.  
  1977. 446
  1978. 00:22:09,333 --> 00:22:11,625
  1979. [Denise] I can e-mail them
  1980. and he can docu-sign.
  1981.  
  1982. 447
  1983. 00:22:11,708 --> 00:22:14,625
  1984. Are you kidding me? I'm beyond curious
  1985. to see where this guy works.
  1986.  
  1987. 448
  1988. 00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:16,458
  1989. I bet you he's a Crossfit instructor.
  1990.  
  1991. 449
  1992. 00:22:16,541 --> 00:22:19,250
  1993. Probably runs an illegal poker game
  1994. out of a parking garage.
  1995.  
  1996. 450
  1997. 00:22:19,333 --> 00:22:20,750
  1998. Surprise, you're both wrong.
  1999.  
  2000. 451
  2001. 00:22:24,583 --> 00:22:25,458
  2002. Hm.
  2003.  
  2004. 452
  2005. 00:22:25,541 --> 00:22:27,958
  2006. [calm music playing]
  2007.  
  2008. 453
  2009. 00:22:37,250 --> 00:22:39,250
  2010. [engine sputtering]
  2011.  
  2012. 454
  2013. 00:22:44,166 --> 00:22:45,125
  2014. [sighs]
  2015.  
  2016. 455
  2017. 00:22:49,083 --> 00:22:52,333
  2018. -[Nick] Let's go, man.
  2019. -Some might call this elder abuse.
  2020.  
  2021. 456
  2022. 00:22:52,416 --> 00:22:53,708
  2023. [Nick chuckles]
  2024.  
  2025. 457
  2026. 00:22:53,791 --> 00:22:56,666
  2027. -Faster, okay?
  2028. -Alright. [out of breath]
  2029.  
  2030. 458
  2031. 00:22:57,583 --> 00:22:58,833
  2032. Once I'm on my feet,
  2033.  
  2034. 459
  2035. 00:22:59,333 --> 00:23:02,375
  2036. I'm gonna ask Donna over there
  2037. to go dancing. Hey, Donna.
  2038.  
  2039. 460
  2040. 00:23:02,583 --> 00:23:05,000
  2041. You ever been dipped
  2042. in an Argentine tango?
  2043.  
  2044. 461
  2045. 00:23:05,083 --> 00:23:06,500
  2046. [all chuckles]
  2047.  
  2048. 462
  2049. 00:23:06,583 --> 00:23:08,125
  2050. Be careful, she's a maneater.
  2051.  
  2052. 463
  2053. 00:23:08,208 --> 00:23:09,916
  2054. Oh, here's hoping.
  2055.  
  2056. 464
  2057. 00:23:10,166 --> 00:23:11,458
  2058. Jerome, you nasty.
  2059.  
  2060. 465
  2061. 00:23:16,375 --> 00:23:17,833
  2062. Wait. What...
  2063.  
  2064. 466
  2065. 00:23:19,166 --> 00:23:20,916
  2066. What is happening?
  2067.  
  2068. 467
  2069. 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,291
  2070. My crusader for justice.
  2071.  
  2072. 468
  2073. 00:23:24,458 --> 00:23:26,791
  2074. Okay, so many things
  2075. are finally making sense.
  2076.  
  2077. 469
  2078. 00:23:26,875 --> 00:23:27,958
  2079. [Jerome chuckles]
  2080.  
  2081. 470
  2082. 00:23:29,333 --> 00:23:30,750
  2083. I didn't know you made house calls.
  2084.  
  2085. 471
  2086. 00:23:30,833 --> 00:23:33,000
  2087. I'm just doing my due diligence.
  2088.  
  2089. 472
  2090. 00:23:33,083 --> 00:23:34,458
  2091. Right, checking up on me.
  2092.  
  2093. 473
  2094. 00:23:34,541 --> 00:23:36,958
  2095. -Something like that.
  2096. -Making sure I'm an upstanding citizen.
  2097.  
  2098. 474
  2099. 00:23:37,041 --> 00:23:39,875
  2100. -And he's making me a standing up citizen.
  2101. -[chuckles]
  2102.  
  2103. 475
  2104. 00:23:40,333 --> 00:23:44,083
  2105. Alright, comedian, I'll see ya Thursday.
  2106. I'll be with you in two seconds.
  2107.  
  2108. 476
  2109. 00:23:45,083 --> 00:23:47,791
  2110. So, you're how I landed my new client.
  2111.  
  2112. 477
  2113. 00:23:47,875 --> 00:23:49,458
  2114. -Told you I wouldn't forget.
  2115. -[chuckles]
  2116.  
  2117. 478
  2118. 00:23:49,541 --> 00:23:51,708
  2119. Tossed business your way. Surprised?
  2120.  
  2121. 479
  2122. 00:23:52,208 --> 00:23:53,916
  2123. Nick is surprising.
  2124.  
  2125. 480
  2126. 00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:56,833
  2127. Doctor said, my dancing days are over.
  2128.  
  2129. 481
  2130. 00:23:57,208 --> 00:23:58,750
  2131. Nick said, hogwash.
  2132.  
  2133. 482
  2134. 00:23:59,583 --> 00:24:01,208
  2135. Nick donates his time here
  2136.  
  2137. 483
  2138. 00:24:01,291 --> 00:24:03,708
  2139. for the old folks like me
  2140. that can't afford PT.
  2141.  
  2142. 484
  2143. 00:24:04,125 --> 00:24:06,208
  2144. He's a good egg. Like you.
  2145.  
  2146. 485
  2147. 00:24:06,291 --> 00:24:07,916
  2148. And two good eggs make an omelet.
  2149.  
  2150. 486
  2151. 00:24:08,375 --> 00:24:10,083
  2152. -Donna.
  2153. -[stutters]
  2154.  
  2155. 487
  2156. 00:24:12,208 --> 00:24:13,083
  2157. [Jerome] Donna.
  2158.  
  2159. 488
  2160. 00:24:13,375 --> 00:24:15,500
  2161. Okay. So what do we got?
  2162.  
  2163. 489
  2164. 00:24:16,416 --> 00:24:19,208
  2165. Just a few things for you to sign.
  2166.  
  2167. 490
  2168. 00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:20,333
  2169. Oh.
  2170.  
  2171. 491
  2172. 00:24:20,416 --> 00:24:22,000
  2173. It's just the bottom there.
  2174.  
  2175. 492
  2176. 00:24:22,083 --> 00:24:23,083
  2177. Cool. Oh, guess what?
  2178.  
  2179. 493
  2180. 00:24:23,166 --> 00:24:24,583
  2181. -What?
  2182. -[Nick] Tomorrow's it.
  2183.  
  2184. 494
  2185. 00:24:24,666 --> 00:24:26,041
  2186. My one thousandth date.
  2187.  
  2188. 495
  2189. 00:24:27,041 --> 00:24:28,041
  2190. -Well.
  2191. -[Nick] Yeah.
  2192.  
  2193. 496
  2194. 00:24:28,416 --> 00:24:29,250
  2195. [Susan] Uh...
  2196.  
  2197. 497
  2198. 00:24:29,708 --> 00:24:31,333
  2199. -Congratulations.
  2200. -Thank you.
  2201.  
  2202. 498
  2203. 00:24:32,166 --> 00:24:33,000
  2204. Hm.
  2205.  
  2206. 499
  2207. 00:24:33,916 --> 00:24:36,666
  2208. So, show me her profile.
  2209.  
  2210. 500
  2211. 00:24:37,250 --> 00:24:38,833
  2212. -For my date?
  2213. -[Susan] Yes.
  2214.  
  2215. 501
  2216. 00:24:38,916 --> 00:24:41,875
  2217. -I don't think that's such a good idea.
  2218. -Why not?
  2219.  
  2220. 502
  2221. 00:24:42,375 --> 00:24:44,291
  2222. -I don't know, weird.
  2223. -It's for the case.
  2224.  
  2225. 503
  2226. 00:24:44,375 --> 00:24:45,875
  2227. -For the case?
  2228. -[Susan] Sure.
  2229.  
  2230. 504
  2231. 00:24:46,541 --> 00:24:48,125
  2232. Sure. Okay, well...
  2233.  
  2234. 505
  2235. 00:24:49,291 --> 00:24:50,166
  2236. Here.
  2237.  
  2238. 506
  2239. 00:24:50,708 --> 00:24:52,000
  2240. -Here? Okay.
  2241. -Press down.
  2242.  
  2243. 507
  2244. 00:24:52,666 --> 00:24:54,125
  2245. -Pam.
  2246. -[Nick] Mm-hm.
  2247.  
  2248. 508
  2249. 00:24:54,541 --> 00:24:56,458
  2250. [Susan] Pam is 32,
  2251.  
  2252. 509
  2253. 00:24:56,875 --> 00:25:00,166
  2254. she is a fifth grade teacher,
  2255. she enjoys hiking and gardening.
  2256.  
  2257. 510
  2258. 00:25:00,250 --> 00:25:01,083
  2259. Huh.
  2260.  
  2261. 511
  2262. 00:25:01,458 --> 00:25:02,625
  2263. She seems adorable.
  2264.  
  2265. 512
  2266. 00:25:02,708 --> 00:25:05,083
  2267. Adorable is a number one red flag.
  2268.  
  2269. 513
  2270. 00:25:05,166 --> 00:25:08,416
  2271. Anything that sounds too good to be true
  2272. on the internet is a lie.
  2273.  
  2274. 514
  2275. 00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:09,500
  2276. I have noticed that.
  2277.  
  2278. 515
  2279. 00:25:09,583 --> 00:25:10,875
  2280. Yeah, well, wish me luck.
  2281.  
  2282. 516
  2283. 00:25:10,958 --> 00:25:12,375
  2284. Hardly seems appropriate.
  2285.  
  2286. 517
  2287. 00:25:14,833 --> 00:25:15,666
  2288. Right.
  2289.  
  2290. 518
  2291. 00:25:17,541 --> 00:25:19,166
  2292. -'Cause the case.
  2293. -Right.
  2294.  
  2295. 519
  2296. 00:25:22,416 --> 00:25:24,416
  2297. ["Star Reggae" by Atomico playing]
  2298.  
  2299. 520
  2300. 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:33,125
  2301. I don't do sugar, vinegar, dairy, gluten,
  2302. seeds, or nightshades.
  2303.  
  2304. 521
  2305. 00:25:34,208 --> 00:25:35,041
  2306. Ooh!
  2307.  
  2308. 522
  2309. 00:25:35,625 --> 00:25:36,916
  2310. No. Mm-hm.
  2311.  
  2312. 523
  2313. 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,666
  2314. Get you a drink while you wait?
  2315.  
  2316. 524
  2317. 00:25:38,750 --> 00:25:40,041
  2318. Glass of Pinot, please.
  2319.  
  2320. 525
  2321. 00:25:40,166 --> 00:25:42,083
  2322. Does the pecan-crusted tuna
  2323. have nuts in it?
  2324.  
  2325. 526
  2326. 00:25:42,166 --> 00:25:44,166
  2327. It's crusted in pecans.
  2328.  
  2329. 527
  2330. 00:25:45,208 --> 00:25:46,125
  2331. Right.
  2332.  
  2333. 528
  2334. 00:25:47,125 --> 00:25:49,083
  2335. [whispering] Better bring
  2336. the whole bottle.
  2337.  
  2338. 529
  2339. 00:25:50,375 --> 00:25:51,875
  2340. Oh!
  2341.  
  2342. 530
  2343. 00:25:53,083 --> 00:25:55,458
  2344. [scoffs]
  2345.  
  2346. 531
  2347. 00:25:55,541 --> 00:25:57,541
  2348. ["Star Reggae" keeps playing]
  2349.  
  2350. 532
  2351. 00:26:07,750 --> 00:26:08,583
  2352. Damn it.
  2353.  
  2354. 533
  2355. 00:26:14,500 --> 00:26:17,375
  2356. Seriously, could this menu have
  2357. more shellfish on it?
  2358.  
  2359. 534
  2360. 00:26:17,708 --> 00:26:21,541
  2361. If I even eat one mollusk I'll be covered
  2362. in eczema like the Elephant Man.
  2363.  
  2364. 535
  2365. 00:26:21,625 --> 00:26:24,375
  2366. Did you... hear the one
  2367. about the greedy clam?
  2368.  
  2369. 536
  2370. 00:26:25,625 --> 00:26:26,958
  2371. He was a little shellfish.
  2372.  
  2373. 537
  2374. 00:26:35,583 --> 00:26:36,666
  2375. A little shellfish.
  2376.  
  2377. 538
  2378. 00:26:43,541 --> 00:26:44,458
  2379. Good evening.
  2380.  
  2381. 539
  2382. 00:26:44,791 --> 00:26:45,791
  2383. [gasps]
  2384.  
  2385. 540
  2386. 00:26:49,333 --> 00:26:50,166
  2387. For how many?
  2388.  
  2389. 541
  2390. 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:54,833
  2391. Shocker.
  2392.  
  2393. 542
  2394. 00:27:02,458 --> 00:27:05,416
  2395. The teriyaki chicken would be nice,
  2396. if I brought my Epi-pen.
  2397.  
  2398. 543
  2399. 00:27:06,500 --> 00:27:07,500
  2400. Which I didn't.
  2401.  
  2402. 544
  2403. 00:27:08,208 --> 00:27:09,625
  2404. [moans]
  2405.  
  2406. 545
  2407. 00:27:10,458 --> 00:27:13,375
  2408. Okay, well, look me up on LinkedIn.
  2409.  
  2410. 546
  2411. 00:27:14,625 --> 00:27:15,500
  2412. Hm.
  2413.  
  2414. 547
  2415. 00:27:19,583 --> 00:27:22,166
  2416. Hey. I know you.
  2417.  
  2418. 548
  2419. 00:27:24,291 --> 00:27:25,166
  2420. Susan!
  2421.  
  2422. 549
  2423. 00:27:26,250 --> 00:27:27,166
  2424. [Susan] Hey!
  2425.  
  2426. 550
  2427. 00:27:27,625 --> 00:27:29,375
  2428. No! Oh, God, no.
  2429.  
  2430. 551
  2431. 00:27:29,458 --> 00:27:30,500
  2432. [man 3] Susan!
  2433.  
  2434. 552
  2435. 00:27:37,208 --> 00:27:38,041
  2436. Susan!
  2437.  
  2438. 553
  2439. 00:27:38,125 --> 00:27:39,750
  2440. Yes, it's me! Shhh.
  2441.  
  2442. 554
  2443. 00:27:39,833 --> 00:27:42,041
  2444. It's Susan, everybody. We used to date.
  2445.  
  2446. 555
  2447. 00:27:42,791 --> 00:27:43,625
  2448. I know.
  2449.  
  2450. 556
  2451. 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,625
  2452. -[woman 1] Watch it!
  2453. -[man 3]May I...
  2454.  
  2455. 557
  2456. 00:27:47,791 --> 00:27:48,750
  2457. purchase you a drink?
  2458.  
  2459. 558
  2460. 00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:51,250
  2461. What are you doing here?
  2462. Aren't you supposed to be fasting?
  2463.  
  2464. 559
  2465. 00:27:51,333 --> 00:27:52,208
  2466. Hm.
  2467.  
  2468. 560
  2469. 00:27:55,333 --> 00:27:56,833
  2470. [whispering] It's my eating window.
  2471.  
  2472. 561
  2473. 00:27:56,916 --> 00:27:58,541
  2474. Smells like your drinking window.
  2475.  
  2476. 562
  2477. 00:27:59,250 --> 00:28:01,791
  2478. It's a bit of that, too. You know.
  2479.  
  2480. 563
  2481. 00:28:03,875 --> 00:28:06,916
  2482. No!
  2483.  
  2484. 564
  2485. 00:28:07,500 --> 00:28:08,791
  2486. -[Susan grunts]
  2487. -Oh.
  2488.  
  2489. 565
  2490. 00:28:09,791 --> 00:28:11,083
  2491. [Susan whispering] Can you listen to me?
  2492.  
  2493. 566
  2494. 00:28:11,541 --> 00:28:13,541
  2495. You need a sandwich and a nap!
  2496.  
  2497. 567
  2498. 00:28:13,875 --> 00:28:16,166
  2499. Up on three. One, two...
  2500.  
  2501. 568
  2502. 00:28:16,250 --> 00:28:17,250
  2503. Hm.
  2504.  
  2505. 569
  2506. 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:21,833
  2507. Hmm.
  2508.  
  2509. 570
  2510. 00:28:23,875 --> 00:28:26,833
  2511. Maybe I'll slide into your DMs later.
  2512.  
  2513. 571
  2514. 00:28:26,916 --> 00:28:28,416
  2515. -Gross.
  2516. -Hmm.
  2517.  
  2518. 572
  2519. 00:28:30,875 --> 00:28:31,791
  2520. [man 3] Thank you.
  2521.  
  2522. 573
  2523. 00:28:34,250 --> 00:28:37,125
  2524. -[woman] Who's that?
  2525. -That is my lawyer.
  2526.  
  2527. 574
  2528. 00:28:41,833 --> 00:28:46,125
  2529. I mean, these women,
  2530. they could be subpoenaed.
  2531.  
  2532. 575
  2533. 00:28:46,208 --> 00:28:50,375
  2534. I had to make sure that you weren't
  2535. intentionally tanking the dates.
  2536.  
  2537. 576
  2538. 00:28:50,458 --> 00:28:52,166
  2539. -You were spying on me.
  2540. -[Susan] No!
  2541.  
  2542. 577
  2543. 00:28:52,250 --> 00:28:53,250
  2544. -Yeah, you were.
  2545. -No!
  2546.  
  2547. 578
  2548. 00:28:54,208 --> 00:28:56,208
  2549. A little. Professionally.
  2550.  
  2551. 579
  2552. 00:28:56,833 --> 00:28:59,375
  2553. -"Professionally."
  2554. -[Susan] I'm sorry I ruined your date.
  2555.  
  2556. 580
  2557. 00:28:59,458 --> 00:29:01,416
  2558. -It's okay, it was terrible.
  2559. -[Susan chuckles]
  2560.  
  2561. 581
  2562. 00:29:01,500 --> 00:29:02,625
  2563. It really was. She knows.
  2564.  
  2565. 582
  2566. 00:29:02,708 --> 00:29:03,541
  2567. Whoa!
  2568.  
  2569. 583
  2570. 00:29:04,125 --> 00:29:06,000
  2571. -You work fast, Nick.
  2572. -[Susan] No, I'm not a...
  2573.  
  2574. 584
  2575. 00:29:06,708 --> 00:29:07,791
  2576. Oh, never mind.
  2577.  
  2578. 585
  2579. 00:29:08,208 --> 00:29:09,250
  2580. What can I get you?
  2581.  
  2582. 586
  2583. 00:29:09,916 --> 00:29:10,750
  2584. Oh, I'm fine.
  2585.  
  2586. 587
  2587. 00:29:10,833 --> 00:29:12,125
  2588. -Thank you.
  2589. -Please.
  2590.  
  2591. 588
  2592. 00:29:12,458 --> 00:29:13,375
  2593. I'm starving.
  2594.  
  2595. 589
  2596. 00:29:14,625 --> 00:29:15,458
  2597. Uh...
  2598.  
  2599. 590
  2600. 00:29:15,791 --> 00:29:16,916
  2601. One second.
  2602.  
  2603. 591
  2604. 00:29:17,375 --> 00:29:19,791
  2605. Yes. Coral burger and fries. Thank you.
  2606.  
  2607. 592
  2608. 00:29:20,333 --> 00:29:21,583
  2609. -That's it?
  2610. -Yeah.
  2611.  
  2612. 593
  2613. 00:29:22,791 --> 00:29:24,000
  2614. No special requests?
  2615.  
  2616. 594
  2617. 00:29:24,416 --> 00:29:25,416
  2618. Extra mayo.
  2619.  
  2620. 595
  2621. 00:29:26,916 --> 00:29:27,875
  2622. I like this one.
  2623.  
  2624. 596
  2625. 00:29:28,291 --> 00:29:29,250
  2626. [chuckles]
  2627.  
  2628. 597
  2629. 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,750
  2630. This is where it all happens.
  2631.  
  2632. 598
  2633. 00:29:34,125 --> 00:29:35,625
  2634. Oh, yeah, this is my lucky table.
  2635.  
  2636. 599
  2637. 00:29:37,166 --> 00:29:38,000
  2638. Is it, though?
  2639.  
  2640. 600
  2641. 00:29:38,666 --> 00:29:40,333
  2642. Actually, no. [chuckles]
  2643.  
  2644. 601
  2645. 00:29:40,416 --> 00:29:42,500
  2646. This thing is cursed.
  2647. Let's go sit somewhere else.
  2648.  
  2649. 602
  2650. 00:29:42,583 --> 00:29:43,750
  2651. -Let's go.
  2652. -[Nick] Yeah.
  2653.  
  2654. 603
  2655. 00:29:43,833 --> 00:29:45,958
  2656. The only thing I ever wanted to do
  2657. was play ball.
  2658.  
  2659. 604
  2660. 00:29:47,125 --> 00:29:50,625
  2661. But then I slid into home, tore my ACL.
  2662.  
  2663. 605
  2664. 00:29:52,625 --> 00:29:53,833
  2665. You know, it's funny
  2666.  
  2667. 606
  2668. 00:29:54,416 --> 00:29:57,375
  2669. that your whole life can just change
  2670. in the blink of an eye.
  2671.  
  2672. 607
  2673. 00:29:58,666 --> 00:30:00,041
  2674. That's terrible, I'm sorry.
  2675.  
  2676. 608
  2677. 00:30:00,750 --> 00:30:03,208
  2678. Only thing that got me through it
  2679. was my PT, Rasheed.
  2680.  
  2681. 609
  2682. 00:30:03,291 --> 00:30:05,416
  2683. -[Susan] Hm.
  2684. -This dude was so funny.
  2685.  
  2686. 610
  2687. 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,375
  2688. He just really inspired me to do
  2689. the hard work to heal, you know?
  2690.  
  2691. 611
  2692. 00:30:08,458 --> 00:30:09,291
  2693. Nice.
  2694.  
  2695. 612
  2696. 00:30:09,708 --> 00:30:11,791
  2697. And so I decided to become a PT myself.
  2698.  
  2699. 613
  2700. 00:30:12,250 --> 00:30:13,166
  2701. Do the same thing.
  2702.  
  2703. 614
  2704. 00:30:13,666 --> 00:30:16,791
  2705. -[Susan] Inspire through humor.
  2706. -No, I'm mean. I yell a lot.
  2707.  
  2708. 615
  2709. 00:30:19,625 --> 00:30:21,166
  2710. What about you? I bet you were
  2711.  
  2712. 616
  2713. 00:30:21,250 --> 00:30:23,333
  2714. -the kid crusader for justice.
  2715. -[Susan] What?
  2716.  
  2717. 617
  2718. 00:30:23,416 --> 00:30:26,875
  2719. Busting rigged hide-and-go-seek games
  2720. around the neighborhood.
  2721.  
  2722. 618
  2723. 00:30:26,958 --> 00:30:29,041
  2724. [Susan whispering]
  2725. How'd you know they were rigged?
  2726.  
  2727. 619
  2728. 00:30:29,666 --> 00:30:31,958
  2729. No, I suppose you're right. Yeah.
  2730.  
  2731. 620
  2732. 00:30:32,041 --> 00:30:33,708
  2733. I do feel like there's something
  2734.  
  2735. 621
  2736. 00:30:33,791 --> 00:30:36,125
  2737. hardwired in me from birth,
  2738. to want to just
  2739.  
  2740. 622
  2741. 00:30:36,375 --> 00:30:37,666
  2742. fight for the little guy.
  2743.  
  2744. 623
  2745. 00:30:37,750 --> 00:30:41,458
  2746. One time when I was really little,
  2747. my parents took me to see The Fugitive.
  2748.  
  2749. 624
  2750. 00:30:42,041 --> 00:30:44,291
  2751. And I got so upset
  2752.  
  2753. 625
  2754. 00:30:44,375 --> 00:30:47,291
  2755. that they convicted an innocent man.
  2756. I'm still upset.
  2757.  
  2758. 626
  2759. 00:30:47,375 --> 00:30:48,666
  2760. [breathes deeply]
  2761.  
  2762. 627
  2763. 00:30:48,750 --> 00:30:50,833
  2764. But I had to go wait in the lobby.
  2765. Couldn't take it.
  2766.  
  2767. 628
  2768. 00:30:50,916 --> 00:30:52,333
  2769. [chuckles]
  2770.  
  2771. 629
  2772. 00:30:52,416 --> 00:30:53,250
  2773. You serious?
  2774.  
  2775. 630
  2776. 00:30:53,333 --> 00:30:56,750
  2777. My dad tried to get me to come back
  2778. into the theater, but I wouldn't.
  2779.  
  2780. 631
  2781. 00:30:56,916 --> 00:30:59,166
  2782. Still haven't seen the end of that movie.
  2783.  
  2784. 632
  2785. 00:30:59,250 --> 00:31:01,125
  2786. -You didn't see The Fugitive?
  2787. -[Susan] No.
  2788.  
  2789. 633
  2790. 00:31:01,208 --> 00:31:02,291
  2791. You never saw the One-Armed Man?
  2792.  
  2793. 634
  2794. 00:31:02,375 --> 00:31:04,291
  2795. If that's a reference to The Fugitive, no.
  2796.  
  2797. 635
  2798. 00:31:05,125 --> 00:31:06,375
  2799. Before the trial is over,
  2800.  
  2801. 636
  2802. 00:31:06,458 --> 00:31:08,458
  2803. we are watching
  2804. The Fugitive together, okay?
  2805.  
  2806. 637
  2807. 00:31:08,958 --> 00:31:09,791
  2808. It's a date.
  2809.  
  2810. 638
  2811. 00:31:10,875 --> 00:31:12,458
  2812. But... also not.
  2813.  
  2814. 639
  2815. 00:31:13,083 --> 00:31:15,125
  2816. -I know what you meant. Yeah.
  2817. -[Susan] You get it.
  2818.  
  2819. 640
  2820. 00:31:16,083 --> 00:31:18,625
  2821. Great. [chuckles]
  2822.  
  2823. 641
  2824. 00:31:21,750 --> 00:31:22,791
  2825. Actually...
  2826.  
  2827. 642
  2828. 00:31:24,041 --> 00:31:26,541
  2829. this is the best dinner I've had
  2830. in a really long time.
  2831.  
  2832. 643
  2833. 00:31:28,416 --> 00:31:29,333
  2834. Same.
  2835.  
  2836. 644
  2837. 00:31:31,666 --> 00:31:35,250
  2838. [Nick] So... you know
  2839. all about my love life.
  2840.  
  2841. 645
  2842. 00:31:36,166 --> 00:31:37,541
  2843. Why don't you tell me about yours?
  2844.  
  2845. 646
  2846. 00:31:38,500 --> 00:31:41,500
  2847. -There's nothing much to tell.
  2848. -I find that hard to believe.
  2849.  
  2850. 647
  2851. 00:31:42,250 --> 00:31:44,583
  2852. Well, I'm running a business.
  2853.  
  2854. 648
  2855. 00:31:45,291 --> 00:31:48,500
  2856. It's a lot. I just don't have time
  2857. for a relationship right now.
  2858.  
  2859. 649
  2860. 00:31:49,791 --> 00:31:52,333
  2861. Someday, you know, I will.
  2862. Just not today.
  2863.  
  2864. 650
  2865. 00:31:52,541 --> 00:31:53,375
  2866. Hmm.
  2867.  
  2868. 651
  2869. 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,125
  2870. There had to be someone.
  2871.  
  2872. 652
  2873. 00:31:55,708 --> 00:31:57,708
  2874. Of course there was someone.
  2875.  
  2876. 653
  2877. 00:31:58,166 --> 00:32:00,291
  2878. Sure, back in law school.
  2879. His name was Josh.
  2880.  
  2881. 654
  2882. 00:32:00,375 --> 00:32:04,041
  2883. We thought we were gonna get married,
  2884. have kids, dogs, whole thing, but...
  2885.  
  2886. 655
  2887. 00:32:04,958 --> 00:32:06,625
  2888. I don't know, he had other plans.
  2889.  
  2890. 656
  2891. 00:32:08,750 --> 00:32:09,708
  2892. What kind of plans?
  2893.  
  2894. 657
  2895. 00:32:09,791 --> 00:32:12,958
  2896. Just the kind
  2897. that did not include me. [chuckles]
  2898.  
  2899. 658
  2900. 00:32:15,875 --> 00:32:17,375
  2901. Seriously, how far did you park?
  2902.  
  2903. 659
  2904. 00:32:17,458 --> 00:32:21,625
  2905. Okay, valet at Coral?
  2906. Twelve dollars? It's highway robbery.
  2907.  
  2908. 660
  2909. 00:32:21,708 --> 00:32:22,541
  2910. Right.
  2911.  
  2912. 661
  2913. 00:32:23,791 --> 00:32:24,666
  2914. Hm.
  2915.  
  2916. 662
  2917. 00:32:25,375 --> 00:32:26,333
  2918. Oh!
  2919.  
  2920. 663
  2921. 00:32:27,333 --> 00:32:28,375
  2922. So this is yours?
  2923.  
  2924. 664
  2925. 00:32:28,541 --> 00:32:30,208
  2926. Yep, this is Zorro.
  2927.  
  2928. 665
  2929. 00:32:30,500 --> 00:32:32,916
  2930. -Nice, Zorro, that's sweet.
  2931. -Sweet?
  2932.  
  2933. 666
  2934. 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:37,416
  2935. No, Zorro is a vigilante
  2936. who tracks down ruthless villains.
  2937.  
  2938. 667
  2939. 00:32:37,791 --> 00:32:39,875
  2940. -A lot tougher than she looks, huh?
  2941. -Yeah.
  2942.  
  2943. 668
  2944. 00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:42,041
  2945. -Let me get that for you.
  2946. -Oh, no, I got it.
  2947.  
  2948. 669
  2949. 00:32:43,541 --> 00:32:44,583
  2950. [Nick] Literally got it.
  2951.  
  2952. 670
  2953. 00:32:44,666 --> 00:32:46,666
  2954. [both chuckle]
  2955.  
  2956. 671
  2957. 00:32:47,583 --> 00:32:50,875
  2958. -[clears throat]
  2959. -Well, you are full of surprises.
  2960.  
  2961. 672
  2962. 00:32:51,333 --> 00:32:52,166
  2963. So are you.
  2964.  
  2965. 673
  2966. 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:56,375
  2967. -Handshake.
  2968. -[Nick] Yeah.
  2969.  
  2970. 674
  2971. 00:32:56,583 --> 00:32:59,541
  2972. It's my signature end-of-the-date move.
  2973.  
  2974. 675
  2975. 00:33:00,250 --> 00:33:03,208
  2976. It's my way of saying goodbye, good luck,
  2977. have a nice life.
  2978.  
  2979. 676
  2980. 00:33:04,375 --> 00:33:06,041
  2981. So it's an efficient transaction.
  2982.  
  2983. 677
  2984. 00:33:06,250 --> 00:33:07,250
  2985. [Nick] Yes, it is.
  2986.  
  2987. 678
  2988. 00:33:08,791 --> 00:33:11,791
  2989. So, tell me,
  2990. if you were going to name tonight
  2991.  
  2992. 679
  2993. 00:33:11,875 --> 00:33:14,375
  2994. like an episode of Friends,
  2995. what would my title be?
  2996.  
  2997. 680
  2998. 00:33:17,041 --> 00:33:18,541
  2999. "The one I didn't see coming."
  3000.  
  3001. 681
  3002. 00:33:22,291 --> 00:33:23,166
  3003. Night.
  3004.  
  3005. 682
  3006. 00:33:24,333 --> 00:33:25,333
  3007. Night, Susan.
  3008.  
  3009. 683
  3010. 00:33:29,750 --> 00:33:31,750
  3011. [engine sputtering]
  3012.  
  3013. 684
  3014. 00:33:33,416 --> 00:33:34,500
  3015. [knocks on window]
  3016.  
  3017. 685
  3018. 00:33:34,583 --> 00:33:37,041
  3019. ["I Think We Are Alone Now"
  3020. by Tiffany playing]
  3021.  
  3022. 686
  3023. 00:33:38,041 --> 00:33:40,875
  3024. -[Nick] What's that noise in your car?
  3025. -Oh, it's Tiffany.
  3026.  
  3027. 687
  3028. 00:33:41,416 --> 00:33:42,416
  3029. -Tiffany?
  3030. -Yeah.
  3031.  
  3032. 688
  3033. 00:33:43,416 --> 00:33:44,375
  3034. No idea what that is.
  3035.  
  3036. 689
  3037. 00:33:44,875 --> 00:33:45,708
  3038. What?
  3039.  
  3040. 690
  3041. 00:33:47,333 --> 00:33:50,083
  3042. Tiffany, she was like one
  3043. of the biggest singers in the 1980s.
  3044.  
  3045. 691
  3046. 00:33:50,833 --> 00:33:53,125
  3047. -Oh, Tiffany Tiffany.
  3048. -Yes, Tiffany.
  3049.  
  3050. 692
  3051. 00:33:53,208 --> 00:33:55,166
  3052. Yeah, still don't know. I have no clue.
  3053.  
  3054. 693
  3055. 00:33:55,250 --> 00:33:56,500
  3056. You must have, it's so--
  3057.  
  3058. 694
  3059. 00:33:57,625 --> 00:33:59,125
  3060. Are you kidding? I can't tell.
  3061.  
  3062. 695
  3063. 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:00,833
  3064. Possibly.
  3065.  
  3066. 696
  3067. 00:34:01,291 --> 00:34:02,166
  3068. Good night, Nick.
  3069.  
  3070. 697
  3071. 00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:04,041
  3072. Good night, Tiffany.
  3073.  
  3074. 698
  3075. 00:34:18,500 --> 00:34:20,916
  3076. Ms. Kapoor, you can call
  3077. your own exterminator.
  3078.  
  3079. 699
  3080. 00:34:21,833 --> 00:34:23,083
  3081. Yes, absolutely.
  3082.  
  3083. 700
  3084. 00:34:23,666 --> 00:34:26,583
  3085. Tenant law stipulates that you're entitled
  3086. to a pest-free apartment.
  3087.  
  3088. 701
  3089. 00:34:26,666 --> 00:34:27,500
  3090. Absolute--
  3091.  
  3092. 702
  3093. 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,416
  3094. Okay. Well let me know how it goes, Ms. K.
  3095.  
  3096. 703
  3097. 00:34:31,500 --> 00:34:32,333
  3098. Thank you.
  3099.  
  3100. 704
  3101. 00:34:33,083 --> 00:34:35,833
  3102. Roberto, there is this concept
  3103. called knocking.
  3104.  
  3105. 705
  3106. 00:34:35,916 --> 00:34:38,333
  3107. -You make a fist, you pull it back--
  3108. -Okay, fine.
  3109.  
  3110. 706
  3111. 00:34:39,458 --> 00:34:42,041
  3112. -Love Guaranteed is on line two.
  3113. -[Denise] You can burst in for that.
  3114.  
  3115. 707
  3116. 00:34:44,291 --> 00:34:45,125
  3117. Susan Whitaker.
  3118.  
  3119. 708
  3120. 00:34:48,500 --> 00:34:49,333
  3121. Mm-hm.
  3122.  
  3123. 709
  3124. 00:34:51,375 --> 00:34:52,208
  3125. Uh-huh.
  3126.  
  3127. 710
  3128. 00:34:54,500 --> 00:34:55,666
  3129. Yes, absolutely.
  3130.  
  3131. 711
  3132. 00:34:57,166 --> 00:34:58,333
  3133. We look forward to it.
  3134.  
  3135. 712
  3136. 00:35:01,250 --> 00:35:03,916
  3137. That was Bill Jones,
  3138. lead counsel for Love Guaranteed.
  3139.  
  3140. 713
  3141. 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:07,166
  3142. He invited us to a meeting
  3143. at their headquarters with none other
  3144.  
  3145. 714
  3146. 00:35:07,500 --> 00:35:08,666
  3147. than Tamara Taylor.
  3148.  
  3149. 715
  3150. 00:35:09,833 --> 00:35:11,833
  3151. [upbeat music playing]
  3152.  
  3153. 716
  3154. 00:35:19,833 --> 00:35:21,833
  3155. [engine sputtering]
  3156.  
  3157. 717
  3158. 00:35:33,583 --> 00:35:34,750
  3159. Keep it close.
  3160.  
  3161. 718
  3162. 00:35:39,416 --> 00:35:41,208
  3163. Oh... cozy.
  3164.  
  3165. 719
  3166. 00:35:41,541 --> 00:35:42,625
  3167. [Susan] Right?
  3168.  
  3169. 720
  3170. 00:35:44,708 --> 00:35:48,208
  3171. Hi. Susan Whitaker and Nicholas Evans
  3172. for Tamara Taylor.
  3173.  
  3174. 721
  3175. 00:35:48,666 --> 00:35:51,125
  3176. Sign in there, please.
  3177. And fourth floor penthouse.
  3178.  
  3179. 722
  3180. 00:35:52,333 --> 00:35:55,916
  3181. Right, Brad and Veronica met
  3182. at Love Guaranteed.
  3183.  
  3184. 723
  3185. 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,041
  3186. [Nick scoffs]
  3187.  
  3188. 724
  3189. 00:35:57,166 --> 00:35:59,083
  3190. Brad and Veronica are clearly models.
  3191.  
  3192. 725
  3193. 00:36:00,208 --> 00:36:02,333
  3194. Just 'cause they're implausibly attractive
  3195.  
  3196. 726
  3197. 00:36:02,416 --> 00:36:04,500
  3198. doesn't mean that they're paid models.
  3199.  
  3200. 727
  3201. 00:36:04,583 --> 00:36:07,166
  3202. Don't you have faith
  3203. in anything good in this world?
  3204.  
  3205. 728
  3206. 00:36:07,708 --> 00:36:10,041
  3207. Sure. Just not in Brad and Veronica.
  3208.  
  3209. 729
  3210. 00:36:11,125 --> 00:36:12,750
  3211. They fake and they phony.
  3212.  
  3213. 730
  3214. 00:36:13,666 --> 00:36:16,583
  3215. -Look at those teeth, too white.
  3216. -[elevator dings]
  3217.  
  3218. 731
  3219. 00:36:18,083 --> 00:36:19,625
  3220. Some ground rules before we go in there:
  3221.  
  3222. 732
  3223. 00:36:19,708 --> 00:36:24,000
  3224. I do the talking. You, no snarking,
  3225. no snickering, no snorting.
  3226.  
  3227. 733
  3228. 00:36:24,875 --> 00:36:25,750
  3229. Snorting?
  3230.  
  3231. 734
  3232. 00:36:26,375 --> 00:36:28,708
  3233. Yes, when you're trying not to laugh
  3234. you make a sound kind of like...
  3235.  
  3236. 735
  3237. 00:36:28,791 --> 00:36:30,333
  3238. [snorts] I don't--
  3239.  
  3240. 736
  3241. 00:36:30,458 --> 00:36:32,333
  3242. -That sounds nothing like me.
  3243. -It's exactly like you.
  3244.  
  3245. 737
  3246. 00:36:32,416 --> 00:36:33,833
  3247. -[Nick] Nope.
  3248. -[Susan] We'll see.
  3249.  
  3250. 738
  3251. 00:36:33,916 --> 00:36:35,416
  3252. [indistinct chatter]
  3253.  
  3254. 739
  3255. 00:36:37,208 --> 00:36:38,250
  3256. [man sighs]
  3257.  
  3258. 740
  3259. 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:39,916
  3260. Ms. Whitaker.
  3261.  
  3262. 741
  3263. 00:36:40,833 --> 00:36:43,375
  3264. -Bill Jones.
  3265. -My client, Nick Evans.
  3266.  
  3267. 742
  3268. 00:36:44,375 --> 00:36:45,833
  3269. -[Bill] Mm-hm.
  3270. -[Nick] Mm-hm.
  3271.  
  3272. 743
  3273. 00:36:46,916 --> 00:36:47,750
  3274. Please.
  3275.  
  3276. 744
  3277. 00:36:50,125 --> 00:36:50,958
  3278. Right.
  3279.  
  3280. 745
  3281. 00:36:51,166 --> 00:36:52,250
  3282. [Bill clears throat]
  3283.  
  3284. 746
  3285. 00:36:54,916 --> 00:36:56,000
  3286. [takes deep breath]
  3287.  
  3288. 747
  3289. 00:36:57,833 --> 00:36:58,916
  3290. We're ready for her.
  3291.  
  3292. 748
  3293. 00:36:59,208 --> 00:37:00,041
  3294. [clears throat]
  3295.  
  3296. 749
  3297. 00:37:04,166 --> 00:37:06,166
  3298. [suspense music playing]
  3299.  
  3300. 750
  3301. 00:37:10,500 --> 00:37:13,166
  3302. Tashi delek. Jug rog nang.
  3303. Tibetan greeting. Namaste.
  3304.  
  3305. 751
  3306. 00:37:13,250 --> 00:37:14,833
  3307. Have you been offered a drink?
  3308.  
  3309. 752
  3310. 00:37:14,916 --> 00:37:17,541
  3311. Filtered stream water?
  3312. I have it flown in from Chile.
  3313.  
  3314. 753
  3315. 00:37:17,958 --> 00:37:18,958
  3316. I'm fine.
  3317.  
  3318. 754
  3319. 00:37:19,458 --> 00:37:21,041
  3320. -We're fine.
  3321. -Micah, serve them water.
  3322.  
  3323. 755
  3324. 00:37:25,291 --> 00:37:26,708
  3325. -All right.
  3326. -[Tamara sighs]
  3327.  
  3328. 756
  3329. 00:37:27,791 --> 00:37:30,375
  3330. I was shocked and disappointed
  3331. to hear that
  3332.  
  3333. 757
  3334. 00:37:30,458 --> 00:37:32,375
  3335. you brought a complaint against
  3336. Love Guaranteed.
  3337.  
  3338. 758
  3339. 00:37:32,833 --> 00:37:36,666
  3340. Well, per the Deceptive
  3341. Trade Practices Act,
  3342.  
  3343. 759
  3344. 00:37:36,750 --> 00:37:39,125
  3345. corporations are barred from engaging in
  3346.  
  3347. 760
  3348. 00:37:39,541 --> 00:37:42,500
  3349. misrepresentation,
  3350. bait-and-switch advertising,
  3351.  
  3352. 761
  3353. 00:37:42,583 --> 00:37:46,208
  3354. and other fraudulent behaviors
  3355. to promote their products,
  3356.  
  3357. 762
  3358. 00:37:46,291 --> 00:37:47,583
  3359. so... here we are.
  3360.  
  3361. 763
  3362. 00:37:47,666 --> 00:37:50,458
  3363. Ms. Whitaker, have you ever been
  3364. to Pangong Tso in Tibet?
  3365.  
  3366. 764
  3367. 00:37:51,333 --> 00:37:52,166
  3368. No.
  3369.  
  3370. 765
  3371. 00:37:52,833 --> 00:37:54,916
  3372. It is a transformative place.
  3373.  
  3374. 766
  3375. 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:58,333
  3376. I went on a two-month, barefoot walkabout
  3377. through the high grasslands,
  3378.  
  3379. 767
  3380. 00:37:58,416 --> 00:38:01,041
  3381. asking myself,
  3382. "What is my purpose on Earth?"
  3383.  
  3384. 768
  3385. 00:38:01,541 --> 00:38:04,500
  3386. One day,
  3387. a lone bird swooped across the sky
  3388.  
  3389. 769
  3390. 00:38:04,583 --> 00:38:08,041
  3391. and I felt loneliness to the deepest core
  3392. of my essence and I thought,
  3393.  
  3394. 770
  3395. 00:38:08,666 --> 00:38:10,583
  3396. -"I will solve loneliness."
  3397. -[Nick snorts]
  3398.  
  3399. 771
  3400. 00:38:10,666 --> 00:38:14,166
  3401. My website brings much needed hope,
  3402. love, connection, joy,
  3403.  
  3404. 772
  3405. 00:38:14,250 --> 00:38:17,458
  3406. happiness, life to the masses.
  3407.  
  3408. 773
  3409. 00:38:17,541 --> 00:38:21,416
  3410. [Susan] Except that you're not selling
  3411. love, joy, and hope.
  3412.  
  3413. 774
  3414. 00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:23,750
  3415. You're selling a love guarantee.
  3416.  
  3417. 775
  3418. 00:38:24,208 --> 00:38:27,958
  3419. Everyone here knows that that language
  3420. is legally binding.
  3421.  
  3422. 776
  3423. 00:38:28,833 --> 00:38:29,666
  3424. So.
  3425.  
  3426. 777
  3427. 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:33,333
  3428. We have a case. You all know it.
  3429. What are you offering?
  3430.  
  3431. 778
  3432. 00:38:35,250 --> 00:38:36,083
  3433. Bill?
  3434.  
  3435. 779
  3436. 00:38:37,666 --> 00:38:42,166
  3437. Well, we have
  3438. a very generous settlement to offer.
  3439.  
  3440. 780
  3441. 00:38:43,041 --> 00:38:46,583
  3442. One hundred thousand dollars,
  3443. with a signed non-disclosure agreement.
  3444.  
  3445. 781
  3446. 00:38:46,875 --> 00:38:48,250
  3447. We can cut the check today.
  3448.  
  3449. 782
  3450. 00:38:48,333 --> 00:38:51,875
  3451. One hundred thousand dollars
  3452. wouldn't even begin to cover the expenses
  3453.  
  3454. 783
  3455. 00:38:51,958 --> 00:38:53,250
  3456. of my client's dates.
  3457.  
  3458. 784
  3459. 00:38:53,625 --> 00:38:56,166
  3460. We request five hundred thousand
  3461. in restitution,
  3462.  
  3463. 785
  3464. 00:38:56,250 --> 00:38:59,833
  3465. the promise that your company scrubs
  3466. all language of a love guarantee
  3467.  
  3468. 786
  3469. 00:38:59,916 --> 00:39:01,916
  3470. from its website and advertising,
  3471.  
  3472. 787
  3473. 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:05,208
  3474. and I would also obviously need to review
  3475. any NDA before my client can sign it.
  3476.  
  3477. 788
  3478. 00:39:05,791 --> 00:39:08,500
  3479. [scoffs] I'm sorry,
  3480. this isn't a negotiation.
  3481.  
  3482. 789
  3483. 00:39:08,583 --> 00:39:11,291
  3484. We've looked into you, Ms. Whitaker,
  3485. and we see that
  3486.  
  3487. 790
  3488. 00:39:11,375 --> 00:39:14,875
  3489. your earnest little boutique firm
  3490. is under water. You're failing.
  3491.  
  3492. 791
  3493. 00:39:15,708 --> 00:39:16,750
  3494. This little do-gooder,
  3495.  
  3496. 792
  3497. 00:39:16,833 --> 00:39:19,625
  3498. crusader for justice attitude,
  3499. it might impress your clients
  3500.  
  3501. 793
  3502. 00:39:19,708 --> 00:39:21,708
  3503. but it doesn't do anything for me.
  3504.  
  3505. 794
  3506. 00:39:22,333 --> 00:39:24,041
  3507. I, well... [scuffs]
  3508.  
  3509. 795
  3510. 00:39:25,250 --> 00:39:28,916
  3511. Luckily, we are not here to talk about me.
  3512.  
  3513. 796
  3514. 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,000
  3515. We are here to discuss this case.
  3516.  
  3517. 797
  3518. 00:39:31,083 --> 00:39:32,708
  3519. [Bill] Then take the settlement.
  3520.  
  3521. 798
  3522. 00:39:33,125 --> 00:39:35,541
  3523. -We won't offer it again.
  3524. -[Tamara] Buddha once said,
  3525.  
  3526. 799
  3527. 00:39:36,041 --> 00:39:38,166
  3528. "No man can step in the same river twice."
  3529.  
  3530. 800
  3531. 00:39:38,250 --> 00:39:39,458
  3532. [pen clicking]
  3533.  
  3534. 801
  3535. 00:39:40,083 --> 00:39:41,625
  3536. Do you know why I hired Susan?
  3537.  
  3538. 802
  3539. 00:39:41,708 --> 00:39:44,166
  3540. -Nick, no!
  3541. -Because she's the opposite of you.
  3542.  
  3543. 803
  3544. 00:39:44,458 --> 00:39:45,291
  3545. Okay?
  3546.  
  3547. 804
  3548. 00:39:45,916 --> 00:39:49,041
  3549. She has character and principles,
  3550.  
  3551. 805
  3552. 00:39:49,708 --> 00:39:51,375
  3553. and a sense of common decency.
  3554.  
  3555. 806
  3556. 00:39:51,750 --> 00:39:53,041
  3557. -Thank you.
  3558. -[Tamara] Hmm.
  3559.  
  3560. 807
  3561. 00:39:53,125 --> 00:39:55,333
  3562. Well, I have
  3563. a billion dollar empire to run,
  3564.  
  3565. 808
  3566. 00:39:55,416 --> 00:39:57,541
  3567. so just sign the papers
  3568. and we'll pay you out
  3569.  
  3570. 809
  3571. 00:39:57,625 --> 00:39:59,333
  3572. and this little PR headache will go away.
  3573.  
  3574. 810
  3575. 00:40:02,333 --> 00:40:03,250
  3576. [sighs]
  3577.  
  3578. 811
  3579. 00:40:08,208 --> 00:40:09,041
  3580. No deal.
  3581.  
  3582. 812
  3583. 00:40:09,125 --> 00:40:10,250
  3584. [knocks on table]
  3585.  
  3586. 813
  3587. 00:40:10,333 --> 00:40:12,458
  3588. We will see you in court,
  3589.  
  3590. 814
  3591. 00:40:12,541 --> 00:40:16,166
  3592. where we will request one million dollars
  3593. in punitive damages.
  3594.  
  3595. 815
  3596. 00:40:16,625 --> 00:40:18,541
  3597. Oh, and by the way,
  3598.  
  3599. 816
  3600. 00:40:18,625 --> 00:40:20,541
  3601. it's Heraclitus, not Buddha.
  3602.  
  3603. 817
  3604. 00:40:21,083 --> 00:40:21,916
  3605. What?
  3606.  
  3607. 818
  3608. 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,875
  3609. The river quote? Yeah.
  3610.  
  3611. 819
  3612. 00:40:24,416 --> 00:40:28,750
  3613. Those inspirational fridge magnets,
  3614. they have such tiny fine print.
  3615.  
  3616. 820
  3617. 00:40:29,208 --> 00:40:31,083
  3618. Really gotta read it carefully.
  3619.  
  3620. 821
  3621. 00:40:33,708 --> 00:40:34,541
  3622. Boom.
  3623.  
  3624. 822
  3625. 00:40:36,083 --> 00:40:37,541
  3626. The water is gross.
  3627.  
  3628. 823
  3629. 00:40:43,083 --> 00:40:44,750
  3630. [Susan whispers] Are they staring at us?
  3631.  
  3632. 824
  3633. 00:40:46,500 --> 00:40:47,416
  3634. Yep, all of them.
  3635.  
  3636. 825
  3637. 00:40:47,500 --> 00:40:49,625
  3638. -[Susan] Should've taken the stairs.
  3639. -[Nick] Yep.
  3640.  
  3641. 826
  3642. 00:40:51,333 --> 00:40:52,333
  3643. [elevator dings]
  3644.  
  3645. 827
  3646. 00:41:01,250 --> 00:41:02,916
  3647. -What? I mean--
  3648. -That was--
  3649.  
  3650. 828
  3651. 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:03,833
  3652. [cheering]
  3653.  
  3654. 829
  3655. 00:41:04,958 --> 00:41:08,041
  3656. Who's idiotic idea was it
  3657. to guarantee love, anyway?
  3658.  
  3659. 830
  3660. 00:41:08,291 --> 00:41:10,125
  3661. -Who am I firing today?
  3662. -[Bill] Uh...
  3663.  
  3664. 831
  3665. 00:41:11,125 --> 00:41:11,958
  3666. Yours.
  3667.  
  3668. 832
  3669. 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:14,000
  3670. Micah, you're fired.
  3671.  
  3672. 833
  3673. 00:41:17,333 --> 00:41:18,875
  3674. -That was awesome.
  3675. -If Tamara Taylor thinks
  3676.  
  3677. 834
  3678. 00:41:18,958 --> 00:41:21,458
  3679. that she can steamroll us,
  3680. she's got another think coming!
  3681.  
  3682. 835
  3683. 00:41:21,541 --> 00:41:24,375
  3684. -[elevator dings]
  3685. -Yeah... thing.
  3686.  
  3687. 836
  3688. 00:41:24,916 --> 00:41:27,166
  3689. -Another thing coming.
  3690. -No, it's think, like,
  3691.  
  3692. 837
  3693. 00:41:27,250 --> 00:41:28,291
  3694. "think again."
  3695.  
  3696. 838
  3697. 00:41:28,666 --> 00:41:31,083
  3698. Ha! No, it's thing.
  3699.  
  3700. 839
  3701. 00:41:31,458 --> 00:41:34,875
  3702. -Do you always have to be right?
  3703. -Only when the other person's wrong.
  3704.  
  3705. 840
  3706. 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,000
  3707. Hey, thank you.
  3708.  
  3709. 841
  3710. 00:41:44,916 --> 00:41:47,791
  3711. For standing up for me in there.
  3712. That really meant a lot.
  3713.  
  3714. 842
  3715. 00:41:48,708 --> 00:41:51,250
  3716. You stand up for people all day,
  3717. someone's gotta have your back.
  3718.  
  3719. 843
  3720. 00:41:51,333 --> 00:41:53,750
  3721. ["I Think We Are Alone Now"
  3722. by Tiffany playing]
  3723.  
  3724. 844
  3725. 00:41:54,291 --> 00:41:55,166
  3726. Oh!
  3727.  
  3728. 845
  3729. 00:41:55,583 --> 00:41:57,875
  3730. You really went in on that song,
  3731. didn't you?
  3732.  
  3733. 846
  3734. 00:41:59,041 --> 00:42:02,375
  3735. The tape is actually stuck in the player.
  3736.  
  3737. 847
  3738. 00:42:02,458 --> 00:42:04,666
  3739. -Right.
  3740. -Has been since the 80s.
  3741.  
  3742. 848
  3743. 00:42:04,750 --> 00:42:07,375
  3744. -Mm-hm.
  3745. -The volume knob is also broken,
  3746.  
  3747. 849
  3748. 00:42:07,458 --> 00:42:10,041
  3749. so Zorro decides when it plays
  3750. and when it doesn't.
  3751.  
  3752. 850
  3753. 00:42:11,458 --> 00:42:13,291
  3754. So your car is possessed by Tiffany.
  3755.  
  3756. 851
  3757. 00:42:13,375 --> 00:42:14,833
  3758. -Basically.
  3759. -Great.
  3760.  
  3761. 852
  3762. 00:42:15,666 --> 00:42:18,833
  3763. -Why don't you get it fixed?
  3764. -Oh, it's on the list.
  3765.  
  3766. 853
  3767. 00:42:19,458 --> 00:42:20,291
  3768. Thank you.
  3769.  
  3770. 854
  3771. 00:42:20,375 --> 00:42:21,541
  3772. [Nick] How long is your list?
  3773.  
  3774. 855
  3775. 00:42:23,291 --> 00:42:24,458
  3776. [Susan] How long you got?
  3777.  
  3778. 856
  3779. 00:42:24,875 --> 00:42:26,875
  3780. [engine sputtering]
  3781.  
  3782. 857
  3783. 00:42:30,958 --> 00:42:32,375
  3784. [Nick] So, Susan says,
  3785.  
  3786. 858
  3787. 00:42:32,458 --> 00:42:35,083
  3788. "It's not Buddha,
  3789. it's Heraclitus." [chuckles]
  3790.  
  3791. 859
  3792. 00:42:35,166 --> 00:42:36,583
  3793. -Who's that?
  3794. -No clue.
  3795.  
  3796. 860
  3797. 00:42:36,958 --> 00:42:38,958
  3798. The point is, she was amazing.
  3799.  
  3800. 861
  3801. 00:42:39,208 --> 00:42:42,291
  3802. I mean, I've never seen anything
  3803. like that in my life.
  3804.  
  3805. 862
  3806. 00:42:42,708 --> 00:42:45,916
  3807. She was beautiful, she was poised.
  3808.  
  3809. 863
  3810. 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:49,125
  3811. You know, for a man
  3812. who's been on a thousand dates,
  3813.  
  3814. 864
  3815. 00:42:49,416 --> 00:42:50,750
  3816. you got zero game.
  3817.  
  3818. 865
  3819. 00:42:51,708 --> 00:42:53,083
  3820. What are you talking about?
  3821.  
  3822. 866
  3823. 00:42:53,583 --> 00:42:54,916
  3824. I'm talking about Susan.
  3825.  
  3826. 867
  3827. 00:42:55,208 --> 00:42:57,750
  3828. Sus-- No.
  3829.  
  3830. 868
  3831. 00:42:57,833 --> 00:42:58,708
  3832. Susan...
  3833.  
  3834. 869
  3835. 00:42:59,541 --> 00:43:02,750
  3836. That's my lawyer. She's... no.
  3837. Off the table.
  3838.  
  3839. 870
  3840. 00:43:02,833 --> 00:43:05,750
  3841. Last I checked, she was a woman first.
  3842.  
  3843. 871
  3844. 00:43:06,041 --> 00:43:09,000
  3845. A smart, beautiful, compassionate woman.
  3846.  
  3847. 872
  3848. 00:43:14,375 --> 00:43:16,666
  3849. -I don't know, Jerome, that's--
  3850. -[sighs]
  3851.  
  3852. 873
  3853. 00:43:16,750 --> 00:43:17,958
  3854. What's holding you back?
  3855.  
  3856. 874
  3857. 00:43:18,375 --> 00:43:21,833
  3858. You just went on a thousand dates
  3859. and you're afraid to go on one more?
  3860.  
  3861. 875
  3862. 00:43:23,041 --> 00:43:25,250
  3863. Yeah, but Susan's not like the rest.
  3864.  
  3865. 876
  3866. 00:43:25,791 --> 00:43:26,625
  3867. Exactly.
  3868.  
  3869. 877
  3870. 00:43:27,750 --> 00:43:28,583
  3871. Scary, isn't it?
  3872.  
  3873. 878
  3874. 00:43:29,958 --> 00:43:32,708
  3875. You've been playing in the shallow end,
  3876. where it's safe.
  3877.  
  3878. 879
  3879. 00:43:32,916 --> 00:43:34,791
  3880. That ain't where you gonna find love.
  3881.  
  3882. 880
  3883. 00:43:35,083 --> 00:43:37,750
  3884. To find that, you gotta dive deeper.
  3885.  
  3886. 881
  3887. 00:43:40,916 --> 00:43:41,916
  3888. What if I sink?
  3889.  
  3890. 882
  3891. 00:43:43,041 --> 00:43:44,083
  3892. What if you swim?
  3893.  
  3894. 883
  3895. 00:43:58,041 --> 00:43:59,375
  3896. [man] Susan Whitaker?
  3897.  
  3898. 884
  3899. 00:43:59,458 --> 00:44:01,291
  3900. Charles Gilbert, Seattle Courier.
  3901.  
  3902. 885
  3903. 00:44:01,375 --> 00:44:03,083
  3904. How do you plan
  3905. to take on Love Guaranteed?
  3906.  
  3907. 886
  3908. 00:44:03,166 --> 00:44:05,250
  3909. Do you really believe
  3910. Nick Evans has a case?
  3911.  
  3912. 887
  3913. 00:44:05,541 --> 00:44:07,666
  3914. -How did you hear that I--
  3915. -Slow news week, I was
  3916.  
  3917. 888
  3918. 00:44:07,750 --> 00:44:09,666
  3919. trolling courthouse filings, jackpot!
  3920.  
  3921. 889
  3922. 00:44:09,750 --> 00:44:12,875
  3923. Ex-pro ball player suing a dating site,
  3924. now that's a human interest piece.
  3925.  
  3926. 890
  3927. 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:14,166
  3928. [clears throat]
  3929.  
  3930. 891
  3931. 00:44:14,583 --> 00:44:15,625
  3932. No comment.
  3933.  
  3934. 892
  3935. 00:44:15,708 --> 00:44:17,708
  3936. Ms. Whitaker,
  3937. if I could just get a moment--
  3938.  
  3939. 893
  3940. 00:44:18,583 --> 00:44:21,000
  3941. A reporter just accosted me
  3942. about Nick's case.
  3943.  
  3944. 894
  3945. 00:44:21,083 --> 00:44:22,666
  3946. I know, isn't it exciting?
  3947.  
  3948. 895
  3949. 00:44:22,916 --> 00:44:24,708
  3950. -What'd you say?
  3951. -No comment.
  3952.  
  3953. 896
  3954. 00:44:24,791 --> 00:44:26,166
  3955. It was pretty cool. [chuckles]
  3956.  
  3957. 897
  3958. 00:44:26,708 --> 00:44:29,625
  3959. But listen, we need to focus
  3960. on getting ready for the trial,
  3961.  
  3962. 898
  3963. 00:44:29,708 --> 00:44:31,458
  3964. not playing this case out in the press.
  3965.  
  3966. 899
  3967. 00:44:31,541 --> 00:44:34,041
  3968. -You're no fun. Bill Jones called.
  3969. -Oh.
  3970.  
  3971. 900
  3972. 00:44:34,125 --> 00:44:35,875
  3973. [Roberto] We already have a court date.
  3974.  
  3975. 901
  3976. 00:44:37,041 --> 00:44:38,458
  3977. This is only six weeks away.
  3978.  
  3979. 902
  3980. 00:44:38,833 --> 00:44:40,791
  3981. Alright, we can do this.
  3982. We gotta buckle down.
  3983.  
  3984. 903
  3985. 00:44:40,875 --> 00:44:42,375
  3986. I need nights and weekends.
  3987.  
  3988. 904
  3989. 00:44:44,583 --> 00:44:46,958
  3990. And Denise, light that candle you do
  3991. when the Seahawks are playing.
  3992.  
  3993. 905
  3994. 00:44:47,041 --> 00:44:48,208
  3995. Anything for the team.
  3996.  
  3997. 906
  3998. 00:44:54,541 --> 00:44:55,750
  3999. [both whisper] Seahawks.
  4000.  
  4001. 907
  4002. 00:44:56,833 --> 00:44:58,875
  4003. [upbeat music playing]
  4004.  
  4005. 908
  4006. 00:45:20,458 --> 00:45:21,458
  4007. Come on, focus.
  4008.  
  4009. 909
  4010. 00:45:29,416 --> 00:45:31,416
  4011. [Roberto snores loudly]
  4012.  
  4013. 910
  4014. 00:45:44,750 --> 00:45:45,750
  4015. Oh!
  4016.  
  4017. 911
  4018. 00:45:56,333 --> 00:45:57,958
  4019. Oh, where are you going, boss?
  4020.  
  4021. 912
  4022. 00:45:58,041 --> 00:46:01,125
  4023. Love Guaranteed is definitely going
  4024. to be going after Nick's character
  4025.  
  4026. 913
  4027. 00:46:01,208 --> 00:46:03,166
  4028. and we can't afford
  4029. for there to be any surprises
  4030.  
  4031. 914
  4032. 00:46:03,250 --> 00:46:05,041
  4033. so I did a little Google stalking.
  4034.  
  4035. 915
  4036. 00:46:05,625 --> 00:46:06,625
  4037. Did you find dirt?
  4038.  
  4039. 916
  4040. 00:46:06,708 --> 00:46:09,708
  4041. Not that I want you to.
  4042. But let's be honest, I love dirt.
  4043.  
  4044. 917
  4045. 00:46:09,791 --> 00:46:10,916
  4046. [Susan] Yes. So, look.
  4047.  
  4048. 918
  4049. 00:46:11,625 --> 00:46:15,083
  4050. Nick's not on social media anymore,
  4051. but I did find some crumbs.
  4052.  
  4053. 919
  4054. 00:46:15,916 --> 00:46:17,375
  4055. Her name's Arianna Silver.
  4056.  
  4057. 920
  4058. 00:46:17,958 --> 00:46:20,458
  4059. -She was not one of the thousand dates.
  4060. -[Susan] Nope.
  4061.  
  4062. 921
  4063. 00:46:20,541 --> 00:46:23,250
  4064. And we've got to cover our bases, so...
  4065.  
  4066. 922
  4067. 00:46:23,833 --> 00:46:25,500
  4068. I'm gonna go meet with her today.
  4069.  
  4070. 923
  4071. 00:46:26,083 --> 00:46:28,291
  4072. -O-M-G, she's gorgeous.
  4073. -[Susan] I guess.
  4074.  
  4075. 924
  4076. 00:46:28,375 --> 00:46:31,125
  4077. You know, if you're into
  4078. the whole supermodel thing.
  4079.  
  4080. 925
  4081. 00:46:31,583 --> 00:46:32,833
  4082. -Everyone is.
  4083. -Most people are.
  4084.  
  4085. 926
  4086. 00:46:32,916 --> 00:46:33,916
  4087. Okay, give me the phone.
  4088.  
  4089. 927
  4090. 00:46:37,250 --> 00:46:38,666
  4091. -What?
  4092. -[shopkeepers bell chimes]
  4093.  
  4094. 928
  4095. 00:46:40,166 --> 00:46:41,416
  4096. [shopkeepers bell chimes]
  4097.  
  4098. 929
  4099. 00:46:41,500 --> 00:46:43,500
  4100. [upbeat music playing]
  4101.  
  4102. 930
  4103. 00:47:03,250 --> 00:47:05,250
  4104. [engine sputtering]
  4105.  
  4106. 931
  4107. 00:47:26,458 --> 00:47:28,041
  4108. [doorbell dings]
  4109.  
  4110. 932
  4111. 00:47:33,041 --> 00:47:34,041
  4112. Holy crap.
  4113.  
  4114. 933
  4115. 00:47:35,625 --> 00:47:37,666
  4116. Hi, you must be Susan.
  4117.  
  4118. 934
  4119. 00:47:38,333 --> 00:47:39,208
  4120. I'm Arianna.
  4121.  
  4122. 935
  4123. 00:47:47,666 --> 00:47:49,375
  4124. -[Arianna] Thank you.
  4125. -[Susan] Thank you.
  4126.  
  4127. 936
  4128. 00:47:51,791 --> 00:47:53,166
  4129. Nick Evans.
  4130.  
  4131. 937
  4132. 00:47:53,625 --> 00:47:56,458
  4133. I haven't heard that name in a minute.
  4134. How is Nicky?
  4135.  
  4136. 938
  4137. 00:47:56,875 --> 00:47:58,416
  4138. Nick is well.
  4139.  
  4140. 939
  4141. 00:47:59,208 --> 00:48:01,916
  4142. He is suing a dating website
  4143. for making false claims.
  4144.  
  4145. 940
  4146. 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,375
  4147. As I told you on the phone,
  4148. I'm his attorney.
  4149.  
  4150. 941
  4151. 00:48:04,458 --> 00:48:05,500
  4152. Sounds like Nick.
  4153.  
  4154. 942
  4155. 00:48:05,833 --> 00:48:07,250
  4156. Always calling out a liar.
  4157.  
  4158. 943
  4159. 00:48:08,958 --> 00:48:10,583
  4160. Ah! Um...
  4161.  
  4162. 944
  4163. 00:48:11,125 --> 00:48:15,083
  4164. So anyway,
  4165. I'm looking into his dating history.
  4166.  
  4167. 945
  4168. 00:48:16,375 --> 00:48:19,375
  4169. I haven't heard from Nick
  4170. since the breakup. He took it hard.
  4171.  
  4172. 946
  4173. 00:48:20,541 --> 00:48:21,375
  4174. Very hard.
  4175.  
  4176. 947
  4177. 00:48:21,916 --> 00:48:24,333
  4178. So you didn't keep in touch?
  4179.  
  4180. 948
  4181. 00:48:25,083 --> 00:48:26,833
  4182. [Arianna] We broke up over two years ago.
  4183.  
  4184. 949
  4185. 00:48:27,958 --> 00:48:30,166
  4186. My fault. It didn't end well.
  4187.  
  4188. 950
  4189. 00:48:31,500 --> 00:48:32,791
  4190. Radio silence ever since.
  4191.  
  4192. 951
  4193. 00:48:33,875 --> 00:48:36,541
  4194. [Susan] Right but you said two years.
  4195.  
  4196. 952
  4197. 00:48:36,625 --> 00:48:37,583
  4198. [chuckles]
  4199.  
  4200. 953
  4201. 00:48:39,375 --> 00:48:42,375
  4202. Thank you for your time.
  4203. Your relationship predates my case.
  4204.  
  4205. 954
  4206. 00:48:45,750 --> 00:48:46,625
  4207. Wait.
  4208.  
  4209. 955
  4210. 00:48:47,750 --> 00:48:49,125
  4211. If Nick didn't tell you about me,
  4212.  
  4213. 956
  4214. 00:48:49,791 --> 00:48:51,166
  4215. -how did you find me?
  4216. -[Susan] Oh.
  4217.  
  4218. 957
  4219. 00:48:51,250 --> 00:48:53,666
  4220. Just some old social media accounts.
  4221.  
  4222. 958
  4223. 00:48:53,750 --> 00:48:55,208
  4224. You've been doing some digging.
  4225.  
  4226. 959
  4227. 00:48:56,875 --> 00:48:58,916
  4228. For the case, of course.
  4229.  
  4230. 960
  4231. 00:48:59,000 --> 00:48:59,833
  4232. Of course.
  4233.  
  4234. 961
  4235. 00:49:01,208 --> 00:49:02,541
  4236. I'll just show myself out.
  4237.  
  4238. 962
  4239. 00:49:06,625 --> 00:49:07,458
  4240. Kitchen.
  4241.  
  4242. 963
  4243. 00:49:08,750 --> 00:49:10,750
  4244. [romantic music playing]
  4245.  
  4246. 964
  4247. 00:49:32,708 --> 00:49:33,708
  4248. [sighs]
  4249.  
  4250. 965
  4251. 00:49:39,875 --> 00:49:41,208
  4252. [phone chimes]
  4253.  
  4254. 966
  4255. 00:49:45,083 --> 00:49:46,083
  4256. [phone chimes]
  4257.  
  4258. 967
  4259. 00:49:50,291 --> 00:49:51,125
  4260. [chuckles]
  4261.  
  4262. 968
  4263. 00:49:52,333 --> 00:49:53,208
  4264. [phone chimes]
  4265.  
  4266. 969
  4267. 00:49:55,625 --> 00:49:56,625
  4268. [phone chimes]
  4269.  
  4270. 970
  4271. 00:49:56,708 --> 00:49:57,541
  4272. Oh, no!
  4273.  
  4274. 971
  4275. 00:49:59,208 --> 00:50:00,708
  4276. [line trilling]
  4277.  
  4278. 972
  4279. 00:50:00,791 --> 00:50:02,791
  4280. [phone ringing]
  4281.  
  4282. 973
  4283. 00:50:04,375 --> 00:50:05,791
  4284. [Nick sighs] Hello?
  4285.  
  4286. 974
  4287. 00:50:06,291 --> 00:50:08,083
  4288. There's secret texting codes now?
  4289.  
  4290. 975
  4291. 00:50:08,166 --> 00:50:09,208
  4292. [Nick chuckles]
  4293.  
  4294. 976
  4295. 00:50:09,291 --> 00:50:11,791
  4296. You've been on two,
  4297. almost three internet dates now.
  4298.  
  4299. 977
  4300. 00:50:11,875 --> 00:50:14,083
  4301. -You haven't learned the lingo yet?
  4302. -[Susan] Obviously not.
  4303.  
  4304. 978
  4305. 00:50:14,166 --> 00:50:20,916
  4306. I just wanted to see if you were awake
  4307. to, you know, go over a couple things.
  4308.  
  4309. 979
  4310. 00:50:21,875 --> 00:50:23,875
  4311. To go over-- Wait, you're still at work?
  4312.  
  4313. 980
  4314. 00:50:24,541 --> 00:50:25,375
  4315. So?
  4316.  
  4317. 981
  4318. 00:50:25,750 --> 00:50:27,750
  4319. You are not a normal human being.
  4320.  
  4321. 982
  4322. 00:50:28,166 --> 00:50:29,458
  4323. Fine, what about tomorrow then?
  4324.  
  4325. 983
  4326. 00:50:29,541 --> 00:50:30,791
  4327. [Nick] Tomorrow's Saturday.
  4328.  
  4329. 984
  4330. 00:50:31,458 --> 00:50:32,375
  4331. What's your point?
  4332.  
  4333. 985
  4334. 00:50:35,708 --> 00:50:37,416
  4335. [Nick] My point is it's Saturday.
  4336.  
  4337. 986
  4338. 00:50:37,500 --> 00:50:38,458
  4339. [chuckles]
  4340.  
  4341. 987
  4342. 00:50:38,541 --> 00:50:40,500
  4343. [Susan] The one who ate paper.
  4344.  
  4345. 988
  4346. 00:50:40,750 --> 00:50:42,458
  4347. -[Nick] Yeah. All kinds.
  4348. -[Susan] What?
  4349.  
  4350. 989
  4351. 00:50:42,708 --> 00:50:45,708
  4352. -[Susan] No.
  4353. -[Nick] Yep. Napkins, toilet paper.
  4354.  
  4355. 990
  4356. 00:50:47,750 --> 00:50:49,458
  4357. -[Nick] Playing cards.
  4358. -[Susan] No.
  4359.  
  4360. 991
  4361. 00:50:49,625 --> 00:50:51,833
  4362. [Nick] Not kidding. Origami...
  4363.  
  4364. 992
  4365. 00:50:52,125 --> 00:50:53,583
  4366. [Susan] I don't believe you,
  4367.  
  4368. 993
  4369. 00:50:53,666 --> 00:50:57,333
  4370. but I am looking forward
  4371. to meeting this probably fictional person.
  4372.  
  4373. 994
  4374. 00:50:57,416 --> 00:50:59,416
  4375. [both laugh]
  4376.  
  4377. 995
  4378. 00:51:02,583 --> 00:51:05,666
  4379. You know, you're not the cheesy swindler
  4380. I had you pegged for.
  4381.  
  4382. 996
  4383. 00:51:05,958 --> 00:51:07,333
  4384. -Oh, yeah?
  4385. -[Susan] Mm-mm.
  4386.  
  4387. 997
  4388. 00:51:07,416 --> 00:51:09,833
  4389. You're not the uptight lawyer
  4390. I assumed you were.
  4391.  
  4392. 998
  4393. 00:51:10,666 --> 00:51:11,500
  4394. [Susan chuckles]
  4395.  
  4396. 999
  4397. 00:51:11,583 --> 00:51:13,458
  4398. Happy to be wrong for once.
  4399.  
  4400. 1000
  4401. 00:51:13,958 --> 00:51:15,333
  4402. Wrong? Okay.
  4403.  
  4404. 1001
  4405. 00:51:15,625 --> 00:51:18,250
  4406. -Just enjoying that, sorry.
  4407. -Yeah, well...
  4408.  
  4409. 1002
  4410. 00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:21,666
  4411. But you might be a little bit right.
  4412.  
  4413. 1003
  4414. 00:51:23,125 --> 00:51:23,958
  4415. Oh, yeah?
  4416.  
  4417. 1004
  4418. 00:51:26,375 --> 00:51:29,791
  4419. The first thing I do when I wake up
  4420. in the morning is check my phone.
  4421.  
  4422. 1005
  4423. 00:51:30,125 --> 00:51:32,500
  4424. Answer e-mails
  4425. before I even get out of bed,
  4426.  
  4427. 1006
  4428. 00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:34,375
  4429. go to the office all day,
  4430.  
  4431. 1007
  4432. 00:51:34,916 --> 00:51:38,541
  4433. then I come home, finish everything
  4434. I didn't get done at the office,
  4435.  
  4436. 1008
  4437. 00:51:38,625 --> 00:51:40,000
  4438. then I get back in bed
  4439.  
  4440. 1009
  4441. 00:51:40,708 --> 00:51:42,083
  4442. with my phone,
  4443.  
  4444. 1010
  4445. 00:51:43,458 --> 00:51:47,000
  4446. and it starts over again.
  4447. It's a vicious circle.
  4448.  
  4449. 1011
  4450. 00:51:47,500 --> 00:51:48,458
  4451. Um...
  4452.  
  4453. 1012
  4454. 00:51:49,166 --> 00:51:50,000
  4455. Cycle.
  4456.  
  4457. 1013
  4458. 00:51:51,416 --> 00:51:52,958
  4459. -What?
  4460. -It's a "vicious cycle."
  4461.  
  4462. 1014
  4463. 00:51:53,041 --> 00:51:55,416
  4464. -That's the saying.
  4465. -No, it's "vicious circle."
  4466.  
  4467. 1015
  4468. 00:51:55,500 --> 00:51:57,833
  4469. -Vicious circle? That sounds like a...
  4470. -Yeah.
  4471.  
  4472. 1016
  4473. 00:51:58,416 --> 00:52:00,083
  4474. geometry teacher's rock band...
  4475.  
  4476. 1017
  4477. 00:52:01,791 --> 00:52:03,500
  4478. The Vicious Circle!
  4479.  
  4480. 1018
  4481. 00:52:03,583 --> 00:52:05,000
  4482. [Susan laughs]
  4483.  
  4484. 1019
  4485. 00:52:06,916 --> 00:52:08,125
  4486. How did you find out?
  4487.  
  4488. 1020
  4489. 00:52:09,166 --> 00:52:12,083
  4490. [Nick] Uh, she told me. She said she has
  4491. an imaginary friend.
  4492.  
  4493. 1021
  4494. 00:52:12,166 --> 00:52:14,625
  4495. That she'd bring him everywhere.
  4496. Brought him to the date.
  4497.  
  4498. 1022
  4499. 00:52:14,708 --> 00:52:16,083
  4500. [Susan] I hope he had a good time.
  4501.  
  4502. 1023
  4503. 00:52:16,166 --> 00:52:18,500
  4504. [Nick] She said he did.
  4505. He didn't eat any of his food.
  4506.  
  4507. 1024
  4508. 00:52:18,583 --> 00:52:20,291
  4509. [Susan laughs]
  4510.  
  4511. 1025
  4512. 00:52:20,375 --> 00:52:23,625
  4513. Wow, you have enough food
  4514. for a whole week!
  4515.  
  4516. 1026
  4517. 00:52:24,083 --> 00:52:25,041
  4518. Exactly.
  4519.  
  4520. 1027
  4521. 00:52:25,125 --> 00:52:28,208
  4522. That way, I don't have to think about it
  4523. until I order again next weekend.
  4524.  
  4525. 1028
  4526. 00:52:28,291 --> 00:52:29,333
  4527. I like your logic.
  4528.  
  4529. 1029
  4530. 00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:32,125
  4531. I like your place too.
  4532.  
  4533. 1030
  4534. 00:52:32,208 --> 00:52:33,333
  4535. -[Susan] Thank you.
  4536. -[Nick] It's nice.
  4537.  
  4538. 1031
  4539. 00:52:33,416 --> 00:52:36,166
  4540. Gideon's family
  4541. actually owns the building.
  4542.  
  4543. 1032
  4544. 00:52:36,583 --> 00:52:40,666
  4545. He is the most generous brother-in-law
  4546. and worst landlord on the planet.
  4547.  
  4548. 1033
  4549. 00:52:40,750 --> 00:52:41,958
  4550. If I didn't raise my own rent
  4551.  
  4552. 1034
  4553. 00:52:42,041 --> 00:52:44,375
  4554. I think he'd probably be letting me
  4555. live here for free.
  4556.  
  4557. 1035
  4558. 00:52:44,458 --> 00:52:45,291
  4559. [Nick chuckles]
  4560.  
  4561. 1036
  4562. 00:52:46,791 --> 00:52:49,875
  4563. Kinda need to talk to you about something.
  4564.  
  4565. 1037
  4566. 00:52:53,333 --> 00:52:55,750
  4567. I met with Arianna.
  4568.  
  4569. 1038
  4570. 00:52:56,250 --> 00:52:59,125
  4571. As soon as I realized your relationship
  4572. predated our case,
  4573.  
  4574. 1039
  4575. 00:52:59,208 --> 00:53:00,041
  4576. I left.
  4577.  
  4578. 1040
  4579. 00:53:00,416 --> 00:53:02,750
  4580. Okay? But you don't need me
  4581.  
  4582. 1041
  4583. 00:53:03,208 --> 00:53:06,750
  4584. running around digging up
  4585. old wounds from girlfriends past.
  4586.  
  4587. 1042
  4588. 00:53:07,458 --> 00:53:08,291
  4589. I'm sorry.
  4590.  
  4591. 1043
  4592. 00:53:10,708 --> 00:53:12,000
  4593. Uh... fiancée.
  4594.  
  4595. 1044
  4596. 00:53:12,083 --> 00:53:13,666
  4597. -What?
  4598. -[Nick] Yeah.
  4599.  
  4600. 1045
  4601. 00:53:15,416 --> 00:53:19,583
  4602. Two months before our wedding,
  4603. she upped and moved out
  4604.  
  4605. 1046
  4606. 00:53:20,875 --> 00:53:21,875
  4607. when I was at work.
  4608.  
  4609. 1047
  4610. 00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:25,666
  4611. There was no warning, no letter.
  4612.  
  4613. 1048
  4614. 00:53:28,291 --> 00:53:31,833
  4615. Yeah, it turns out
  4616. she was seeing someone else.
  4617.  
  4618. 1049
  4619. 00:53:33,333 --> 00:53:36,250
  4620. And had been seeing him
  4621. for a couple months.
  4622.  
  4623. 1050
  4624. 00:53:37,875 --> 00:53:40,458
  4625. So... yeah.
  4626.  
  4627. 1051
  4628. 00:53:42,291 --> 00:53:45,166
  4629. [sweet piano music playing]
  4630.  
  4631. 1052
  4632. 00:53:51,291 --> 00:53:53,458
  4633. -[woman screams]
  4634. -Melanie!
  4635.  
  4636. 1053
  4637. 00:53:55,250 --> 00:53:56,666
  4638. [barking in the distance]
  4639.  
  4640. 1054
  4641. 00:53:57,625 --> 00:53:59,875
  4642. Mel! Mel, are you okay?
  4643.  
  4644. 1055
  4645. 00:53:59,958 --> 00:54:02,250
  4646. -Yeah! My water broke.
  4647. -Oh!
  4648.  
  4649. 1056
  4650. 00:54:02,333 --> 00:54:04,625
  4651. -[Melanie] Everything's fine.
  4652. -Okay, we heard screaming though.
  4653.  
  4654. 1057
  4655. 00:54:04,708 --> 00:54:05,833
  4656. Yeah, that was Gideon.
  4657.  
  4658. 1058
  4659. 00:54:06,333 --> 00:54:07,875
  4660. We gotta get to the hospital ASAP.
  4661.  
  4662. 1059
  4663. 00:54:07,958 --> 00:54:10,541
  4664. I have the route all mapped.
  4665. Where are the car keys?
  4666.  
  4667. 1060
  4668. 00:54:11,083 --> 00:54:13,208
  4669. -You must be Nick.
  4670. -Yes.
  4671.  
  4672. 1061
  4673. 00:54:13,291 --> 00:54:15,125
  4674. -Nice to meet you.
  4675. -Susan talks about you all the time.
  4676.  
  4677. 1062
  4678. 00:54:15,208 --> 00:54:16,958
  4679. -No, I don't.
  4680. -Yes, you do, actually.
  4681.  
  4682. 1063
  4683. 00:54:17,041 --> 00:54:19,541
  4684. -Course she does, I'm her favorite client.
  4685. -No, that's Jerome.
  4686.  
  4687. 1064
  4688. 00:54:19,625 --> 00:54:20,541
  4689. Jerome?
  4690.  
  4691. 1065
  4692. 00:54:20,625 --> 00:54:22,708
  4693. I am ten times more charming than Jerome.
  4694.  
  4695. 1066
  4696. 00:54:22,791 --> 00:54:25,541
  4697. He's got the whole cute grumpy
  4698. old man thing going on.
  4699.  
  4700. 1067
  4701. 00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:29,208
  4702. That's true. Yeah, he does have
  4703. the old thing going for him.
  4704.  
  4705. 1068
  4706. 00:54:29,583 --> 00:54:33,041
  4707. [Melanie] I am loving this whole back
  4708. and forth banter thing going on,
  4709.  
  4710. 1069
  4711. 00:54:33,125 --> 00:54:34,583
  4712. -but I gotta go have a baby.
  4713. -[both] Yes.
  4714.  
  4715. 1070
  4716. 00:54:34,666 --> 00:54:36,041
  4717. Okay. All right.
  4718.  
  4719. 1071
  4720. 00:54:36,125 --> 00:54:39,083
  4721. Gideon, I don't want
  4722. to give birth in the car!
  4723.  
  4724. 1072
  4725. 00:54:39,166 --> 00:54:40,166
  4726. We're leasing.
  4727.  
  4728. 1073
  4729. 00:54:40,708 --> 00:54:44,500
  4730. -[exhales] I can't find the car keys.
  4731. -Uh, check your left hand.
  4732.  
  4733. 1074
  4734. 00:54:45,333 --> 00:54:46,583
  4735. -Right.
  4736. -[Nick] Yeah.
  4737.  
  4738. 1075
  4739. 00:54:46,666 --> 00:54:48,916
  4740. You'd think we hadn't done
  4741. this birthing thing before, huh?
  4742.  
  4743. 1076
  4744. 00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:50,583
  4745. -You got this.
  4746. -Okay, sweetie.
  4747.  
  4748. 1077
  4749. 00:54:50,666 --> 00:54:52,791
  4750. Remember our deal?
  4751. You be good for Auntie Suze.
  4752.  
  4753. 1078
  4754. 00:54:52,875 --> 00:54:54,500
  4755. -[boy] All right.
  4756. -Uh, okay.
  4757.  
  4758. 1079
  4759. 00:54:54,583 --> 00:54:57,041
  4760. My contractions are five minutes apart,
  4761. if we don't leave now,
  4762.  
  4763. 1080
  4764. 00:54:57,125 --> 00:54:59,791
  4765. we're naming our baby after the freeway
  4766. she was born on.
  4767.  
  4768. 1081
  4769. 00:54:59,875 --> 00:55:01,833
  4770. -[Gideon] I-90 is a terrible name.
  4771. -Okay. Bye.
  4772.  
  4773. 1082
  4774. 00:55:01,916 --> 00:55:03,250
  4775. -[Gideon] Here we go.
  4776. -[Melanie] Love you.
  4777.  
  4778. 1083
  4779. 00:55:03,333 --> 00:55:06,375
  4780. Oh, we haven't met yet.
  4781. Hi, I'm Gideon, nice--
  4782.  
  4783. 1084
  4784. 00:55:06,458 --> 00:55:07,291
  4785. -Nick.
  4786. -Oh, sorry!
  4787.  
  4788. 1085
  4789. 00:55:07,375 --> 00:55:08,958
  4790. -Go!
  4791. -Here we go.
  4792.  
  4793. 1086
  4794. 00:55:09,041 --> 00:55:10,000
  4795. -[Melanie] Bye!
  4796. -Bye, guys.
  4797.  
  4798. 1087
  4799. 00:55:10,083 --> 00:55:11,541
  4800. -[Melanie] Be good!
  4801. -Take pictures.
  4802.  
  4803. 1088
  4804. 00:55:11,875 --> 00:55:13,083
  4805. Or... don't.
  4806.  
  4807. 1089
  4808. 00:55:13,708 --> 00:55:16,583
  4809. -Ooh, it's exciting.
  4810. -That was... yeah.
  4811.  
  4812. 1090
  4813. 00:55:16,791 --> 00:55:19,541
  4814. I always thought I'd be at work
  4815. when D-Day finally came.
  4816.  
  4817. 1091
  4818. 00:55:20,333 --> 00:55:22,416
  4819. You know I can stick around and help out.
  4820.  
  4821. 1092
  4822. 00:55:22,541 --> 00:55:25,250
  4823. Oh, no. You have no idea
  4824. what you'd be signing up for.
  4825.  
  4826. 1093
  4827. 00:55:26,916 --> 00:55:27,958
  4828. -Him?
  4829. -[Susan] Mm-hm.
  4830.  
  4831. 1094
  4832. 00:55:28,250 --> 00:55:29,125
  4833. Piece of cake.
  4834.  
  4835. 1095
  4836. 00:55:30,916 --> 00:55:32,375
  4837. [suspense music playing]
  4838.  
  4839. 1096
  4840. 00:55:38,791 --> 00:55:39,625
  4841. Ooh!
  4842.  
  4843. 1097
  4844. 00:55:40,541 --> 00:55:41,416
  4845. Ha!
  4846.  
  4847. 1098
  4848. 00:55:41,500 --> 00:55:42,958
  4849. Yeah!
  4850.  
  4851. 1099
  4852. 00:55:43,083 --> 00:55:47,791
  4853. Hiyah! Hiyah! Hiyah! Hiyah!
  4854.  
  4855. 1100
  4856. 00:55:47,875 --> 00:55:48,958
  4857. Hiyah!
  4858.  
  4859. 1101
  4860. 00:55:49,041 --> 00:55:50,000
  4861. What happened?
  4862.  
  4863. 1102
  4864. 00:55:50,083 --> 00:55:52,375
  4865. Yeah! [chuckles]
  4866.  
  4867. 1103
  4868. 00:55:52,458 --> 00:55:55,375
  4869. He was like one of those Von Trapp kids
  4870. and now it's all Hunger Games.
  4871.  
  4872. 1104
  4873. 00:55:55,458 --> 00:55:57,416
  4874. [boy screaming and laughing]
  4875.  
  4876. 1105
  4877. 00:55:58,208 --> 00:55:59,041
  4878. Yeah!
  4879.  
  4880. 1106
  4881. 00:55:59,125 --> 00:55:59,958
  4882. [whispering] I'm scared.
  4883.  
  4884. 1107
  4885. 00:56:00,041 --> 00:56:02,958
  4886. -[boy shouting] Yes!
  4887. -[siren wailing]
  4888.  
  4889. 1108
  4890. 00:56:03,041 --> 00:56:05,291
  4891. [screaming]
  4892.  
  4893. 1109
  4894. 00:56:07,125 --> 00:56:08,625
  4895. -[Susan] Oliver.
  4896. -What?
  4897.  
  4898. 1110
  4899. 00:56:09,166 --> 00:56:12,708
  4900. Oliver, we need to open a window
  4901. of negotiation about bedtime.
  4902.  
  4903. 1111
  4904. 00:56:13,375 --> 00:56:15,041
  4905. Are you lawyering a four-year-old?
  4906.  
  4907. 1112
  4908. 00:56:15,125 --> 00:56:16,791
  4909. I am willing to make concessions.
  4910.  
  4911. 1113
  4912. 00:56:16,875 --> 00:56:18,958
  4913. -[Oliver screaming]
  4914. -All right, I'll be right back.
  4915.  
  4916. 1114
  4917. 00:56:19,041 --> 00:56:19,916
  4918. Okay.
  4919.  
  4920. 1115
  4921. 00:56:20,958 --> 00:56:23,583
  4922. What do you want? Just what do you want?
  4923.  
  4924. 1116
  4925. 00:56:24,125 --> 00:56:25,666
  4926. Alright, who wants ice cream?
  4927.  
  4928. 1117
  4929. 00:56:25,750 --> 00:56:27,500
  4930. -Me!
  4931. -[Nick] All right.
  4932.  
  4933. 1118
  4934. 00:56:27,583 --> 00:56:31,083
  4935. Ice cream coming up,
  4936. but first lay down, in bed, now.
  4937.  
  4938. 1119
  4939. 00:56:31,583 --> 00:56:32,625
  4940. Let's go.
  4941.  
  4942. 1120
  4943. 00:56:33,875 --> 00:56:34,708
  4944. Here.
  4945.  
  4946. 1121
  4947. 00:56:36,500 --> 00:56:37,333
  4948. Enjoy.
  4949.  
  4950. 1122
  4951. 00:56:38,250 --> 00:56:39,208
  4952. Voilà.
  4953.  
  4954. 1123
  4955. 00:56:39,291 --> 00:56:40,958
  4956. That's all it took, all this time?
  4957.  
  4958. 1124
  4959. 00:56:41,041 --> 00:56:42,916
  4960. Yeah, it's bribery.
  4961. It's the oldest trick in history.
  4962.  
  4963. 1125
  4964. 00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:44,083
  4965. [Susan chuckles]
  4966.  
  4967. 1126
  4968. 00:56:44,166 --> 00:56:45,375
  4969. -Night, kid.
  4970. -Night!
  4971.  
  4972. 1127
  4973. 00:56:47,166 --> 00:56:48,250
  4974. [Susan chuckles]
  4975.  
  4976. 1128
  4977. 00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:55,458
  4978. Oh, my goodness.
  4979. Next time, I'm bringing holy water.
  4980.  
  4981. 1129
  4982. 00:56:55,541 --> 00:56:57,291
  4983. [Susan chuckles and sighs]
  4984.  
  4985. 1130
  4986. 00:56:57,375 --> 00:56:59,041
  4987. -[phone chimes]
  4988. -Well...
  4989.  
  4990. 1131
  4991. 00:57:01,500 --> 00:57:03,000
  4992. [sighs] It's Gideon.
  4993.  
  4994. 1132
  4995. 00:57:05,125 --> 00:57:06,833
  4996. "Baby Amelia is here.
  4997.  
  4998. 1133
  4999. 00:57:06,916 --> 00:57:09,541
  5000. Seven pounds, two ounces.
  5001. Mom and baby are resting.
  5002.  
  5003. 1134
  5004. 00:57:09,625 --> 00:57:12,083
  5005. -Dad needs alcohol."
  5006. -Wow!
  5007.  
  5008. 1135
  5009. 00:57:12,166 --> 00:57:13,791
  5010. -Look at that.
  5011. -[Susan sighs]
  5012.  
  5013. 1136
  5014. 00:57:14,041 --> 00:57:15,583
  5015. That's incredible, isn't it?
  5016.  
  5017. 1137
  5018. 00:57:16,666 --> 00:57:19,041
  5019. How much your life can just
  5020. change in a moment?
  5021.  
  5022. 1138
  5023. 00:57:19,666 --> 00:57:20,500
  5024. Yeah.
  5025.  
  5026. 1139
  5027. 00:57:27,958 --> 00:57:28,791
  5028. I better go.
  5029.  
  5030. 1140
  5031. 00:57:29,708 --> 00:57:32,416
  5032. Yeah, I have early PT in the morning.
  5033.  
  5034. 1141
  5035. 00:57:32,875 --> 00:57:34,041
  5036. -So...
  5037. -Hm.
  5038.  
  5039. 1142
  5040. 00:57:35,333 --> 00:57:36,583
  5041. Special place, isn't it?
  5042.  
  5043. 1143
  5044. 00:57:37,083 --> 00:57:38,125
  5045. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
  5046.  
  5047. 1144
  5048. 00:57:38,916 --> 00:57:41,500
  5049. And once we win the case,
  5050. it's gonna be even better.
  5051.  
  5052. 1145
  5053. 00:57:41,916 --> 00:57:42,750
  5054. How so?
  5055.  
  5056. 1146
  5057. 00:57:43,333 --> 00:57:46,125
  5058. Well I'm donating any proceeds
  5059. from the lawsuit towards a...
  5060.  
  5061. 1147
  5062. 00:57:46,500 --> 00:57:47,541
  5063. new children's wing.
  5064.  
  5065. 1148
  5066. 00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:50,583
  5067. You'd be surprised
  5068. how many little kids we get in there.
  5069.  
  5070. 1149
  5071. 00:57:51,166 --> 00:57:52,625
  5072. You never told me that.
  5073.  
  5074. 1150
  5075. 00:57:53,333 --> 00:57:54,208
  5076. You never asked.
  5077.  
  5078. 1151
  5079. 00:57:58,708 --> 00:57:59,916
  5080. I'm sorry I judged you.
  5081.  
  5082. 1152
  5083. 00:58:00,750 --> 00:58:02,750
  5084. Don't be. I judged you too.
  5085.  
  5086. 1153
  5087. 00:58:03,416 --> 00:58:04,416
  5088. Pumpkin spice latte?
  5089.  
  5090. 1154
  5091. 00:58:04,500 --> 00:58:05,583
  5092. [both laugh]
  5093.  
  5094. 1155
  5095. 00:58:06,750 --> 00:58:07,625
  5096. [Nick scoffs]
  5097.  
  5098. 1156
  5099. 00:58:08,291 --> 00:58:09,416
  5100. Yeah.
  5101.  
  5102. 1157
  5103. 00:58:11,708 --> 00:58:13,083
  5104. I had fun tonight.
  5105.  
  5106. 1158
  5107. 00:58:13,500 --> 00:58:14,333
  5108. I did, too.
  5109.  
  5110. 1159
  5111. 00:58:20,750 --> 00:58:21,666
  5112. Right?
  5113.  
  5114. 1160
  5115. 00:58:21,791 --> 00:58:24,000
  5116. -Hey. Give me a hug.
  5117. -[Susan chuckles]
  5118.  
  5119. 1161
  5120. 00:58:24,458 --> 00:58:25,916
  5121. -We can hug.
  5122. -Right?
  5123.  
  5124. 1162
  5125. 00:58:27,083 --> 00:58:28,375
  5126. -Yeah.
  5127. -Mm-hm.
  5128.  
  5129. 1163
  5130. 00:58:32,541 --> 00:58:33,958
  5131. You don't smell like a lawyer.
  5132.  
  5133. 1164
  5134. 00:58:34,041 --> 00:58:35,625
  5135. [both laugh]
  5136.  
  5137. 1165
  5138. 00:58:51,333 --> 00:58:52,250
  5139. Hm.
  5140.  
  5141. 1166
  5142. 00:58:54,750 --> 00:58:55,666
  5143. Good night, Susan.
  5144.  
  5145. 1167
  5146. 00:58:57,291 --> 00:58:58,125
  5147. Night.
  5148.  
  5149. 1168
  5150. 00:59:08,125 --> 00:59:10,333
  5151. She's MIA. She's never MIA.
  5152.  
  5153. 1169
  5154. 00:59:10,666 --> 00:59:12,791
  5155. First she takes yesterday off
  5156. to spend time with a baby
  5157.  
  5158. 1170
  5159. 00:59:12,875 --> 00:59:15,375
  5160. who isn't even a client
  5161. and now she's late?
  5162.  
  5163. 1171
  5164. 00:59:15,458 --> 00:59:17,708
  5165. -Should we put out an amber alert?
  5166. -[Roberto gasps]
  5167.  
  5168. 1172
  5169. 00:59:17,791 --> 00:59:19,791
  5170. I want to see her name on buses by noon.
  5171.  
  5172. 1173
  5173. 00:59:19,875 --> 00:59:21,166
  5174. [shopkeepers bell chimes]
  5175.  
  5176. 1174
  5177. 00:59:23,125 --> 00:59:24,416
  5178. [humming]
  5179.  
  5180. 1175
  5181. 00:59:28,041 --> 00:59:29,166
  5182. [laughing]
  5183.  
  5184. 1176
  5185. 00:59:29,750 --> 00:59:31,916
  5186. -Is she choking?
  5187. -I think that was a giggle.
  5188.  
  5189. 1177
  5190. 00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:34,250
  5191. She sounds like I do
  5192. after a second Ambien.
  5193.  
  5194. 1178
  5195. 00:59:35,625 --> 00:59:39,250
  5196. -Hey, Susan.
  5197. -There's a high pour. [laughs]
  5198.  
  5199. 1179
  5200. 00:59:39,333 --> 00:59:41,208
  5201. -How are you feeling?
  5202. -[Susan sighs]
  5203.  
  5204. 1180
  5205. 00:59:43,541 --> 00:59:45,208
  5206. You know? Never better.
  5207.  
  5208. 1181
  5209. 00:59:45,875 --> 00:59:47,000
  5210. No, this is fresh.
  5211.  
  5212. 1182
  5213. 00:59:47,083 --> 00:59:47,916
  5214. Oh!
  5215.  
  5216. 1183
  5217. 00:59:48,750 --> 00:59:49,875
  5218. You're such a dear.
  5219.  
  5220. 1184
  5221. 00:59:51,916 --> 00:59:52,750
  5222. Hm.
  5223.  
  5224. 1185
  5225. 00:59:53,625 --> 00:59:55,375
  5226. Well, back to the salt mines.
  5227.  
  5228. 1186
  5229. 00:59:56,791 --> 00:59:57,833
  5230. [sighs]
  5231.  
  5232. 1187
  5233. 00:59:58,583 --> 00:59:59,458
  5234. [laughs]
  5235.  
  5236. 1188
  5237. 00:59:59,541 --> 01:00:02,291
  5238. -[Roberto] I don't smell day drinking.
  5239. -You can't smell vodka.
  5240.  
  5241. 1189
  5242. 01:00:03,125 --> 01:00:04,958
  5243. -I can smell it on you.
  5244. -Shut up.
  5245.  
  5246. 1190
  5247. 01:00:07,125 --> 01:00:08,541
  5248. S. Whitaker and Associates.
  5249.  
  5250. 1191
  5251. 01:00:09,708 --> 01:00:10,666
  5252. Hold, please.
  5253.  
  5254. 1192
  5255. 01:00:12,333 --> 01:00:13,791
  5256. [whispering] It's Bill Jones!
  5257.  
  5258. 1193
  5259. 01:00:18,333 --> 01:00:20,083
  5260. -Oh, hey, you.
  5261. -Okay.
  5262.  
  5263. 1194
  5264. 01:00:20,541 --> 01:00:23,083
  5265. What is happening?
  5266. You have this thing about knocking.
  5267.  
  5268. 1195
  5269. 01:00:23,166 --> 01:00:26,041
  5270. Hm. Well, I appreciate your passion
  5271. for your job.
  5272.  
  5273. 1196
  5274. 01:00:26,416 --> 01:00:28,916
  5275. And I appreciate you, Roberto.
  5276.  
  5277. 1197
  5278. 01:00:29,750 --> 01:00:30,583
  5279. Oh...
  5280.  
  5281. 1198
  5282. 01:00:30,958 --> 01:00:31,958
  5283. Okay.
  5284.  
  5285. 1199
  5286. 01:00:32,291 --> 01:00:33,625
  5287. [chuckles and sighs]
  5288.  
  5289. 1200
  5290. 01:00:34,083 --> 01:00:36,000
  5291. -Bill Jones is on line one.
  5292. -[Susan] Okay.
  5293.  
  5294. 1201
  5295. 01:00:36,083 --> 01:00:37,125
  5296. [sighs]
  5297.  
  5298. 1202
  5299. 01:00:39,541 --> 01:00:41,666
  5300. -Mr. Jones.
  5301. -[Bill] Ms. Whitaker.
  5302.  
  5303. 1203
  5304. 01:00:41,750 --> 01:00:45,291
  5305. I had to let you know we're calling in
  5306. a last-minute witness to trial.
  5307.  
  5308. 1204
  5309. 01:00:46,458 --> 01:00:47,875
  5310. Arianna Silver.
  5311.  
  5312. 1205
  5313. 01:00:48,958 --> 01:00:51,125
  5314. [chokes] How did you find her?
  5315.  
  5316. 1206
  5317. 01:00:51,208 --> 01:00:53,958
  5318. You're not the only one
  5319. digging up dirt, Ms. Whitaker.
  5320.  
  5321. 1207
  5322. 01:00:54,375 --> 01:00:56,375
  5323. We've been busy little bees.
  5324.  
  5325. 1208
  5326. 01:00:57,583 --> 01:01:00,458
  5327. Busy looking into Nick Evans' love life.
  5328.  
  5329. 1209
  5330. 01:01:02,250 --> 01:01:06,416
  5331. And it seems you've been getting
  5332. awfully cozy with your client.
  5333.  
  5334. 1210
  5335. 01:01:06,875 --> 01:01:10,416
  5336. Luckily, my personal life
  5337. has nothing to do with this case.
  5338.  
  5339. 1211
  5340. 01:01:11,458 --> 01:01:13,458
  5341. [Bill] I wouldn't be so sure about that.
  5342.  
  5343. 1212
  5344. 01:01:13,958 --> 01:01:14,833
  5345. You see,
  5346.  
  5347. 1213
  5348. 01:01:15,958 --> 01:01:18,250
  5349. the love guarantee technically states,
  5350.  
  5351. 1214
  5352. 01:01:18,333 --> 01:01:22,041
  5353. subscribers will find love
  5354. via Love Guaranteed.
  5355.  
  5356. 1215
  5357. 01:01:22,583 --> 01:01:26,000
  5358. It does not stipulate that the dates have
  5359. to be arranged on the site.
  5360.  
  5361. 1216
  5362. 01:01:26,750 --> 01:01:29,791
  5363. Only that the subscribers
  5364. find love because of it.
  5365.  
  5366. 1217
  5367. 01:01:32,916 --> 01:01:33,916
  5368. Are you still there?
  5369.  
  5370. 1218
  5371. 01:01:36,833 --> 01:01:38,291
  5372. -Yes.
  5373. -[Bill] I thought so.
  5374.  
  5375. 1219
  5376. 01:01:39,958 --> 01:01:42,666
  5377. This is your last chance
  5378. to take the settlement.
  5379.  
  5380. 1220
  5381. 01:01:42,750 --> 01:01:47,916
  5382. Otherwise this could end, well, badly
  5383. for both you and your client...
  5384.  
  5385. 1221
  5386. 01:01:49,416 --> 01:01:51,250
  5387. Seattle Lady Lawyer.
  5388.  
  5389. 1222
  5390. 01:01:53,458 --> 01:01:54,625
  5391. Bye.
  5392.  
  5393. 1223
  5394. 01:01:54,708 --> 01:01:56,708
  5395. [laughing sarcastically]
  5396.  
  5397. 1224
  5398. 01:01:57,750 --> 01:01:58,791
  5399. [sighs]
  5400.  
  5401. 1225
  5402. 01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:11,625
  5403. [sad piano music playing]
  5404.  
  5405. 1226
  5406. 01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:20,000
  5407. [phone ringing]
  5408.  
  5409. 1227
  5410. 01:02:41,208 --> 01:02:43,208
  5411. [phone ringing]
  5412.  
  5413. 1228
  5414. 01:02:46,291 --> 01:02:49,125
  5415. [Susan] Hi, you've reached Susan,
  5416. please leave a message. [beep]
  5417.  
  5418. 1229
  5419. 01:02:49,208 --> 01:02:50,958
  5420. Hey, it's Nick, you free tonight?
  5421.  
  5422. 1230
  5423. 01:02:51,166 --> 01:02:53,791
  5424. I just got The Fugitive DVD.
  5425.  
  5426. 1231
  5427. 01:02:53,875 --> 01:02:57,125
  5428. Uh, I'm so excited I forgot
  5429. I haven't owned a DVD player
  5430.  
  5431. 1232
  5432. 01:02:57,208 --> 01:02:58,250
  5433. in five years.
  5434.  
  5435. 1233
  5436. 01:02:58,333 --> 01:02:59,666
  5437. Do you have a DVD player?
  5438.  
  5439. 1234
  5440. 01:03:00,208 --> 01:03:01,041
  5441. Does anyone?
  5442.  
  5443. 1235
  5444. 01:03:02,375 --> 01:03:04,333
  5445. -Okay, call me back.
  5446. -[button clicking]
  5447.  
  5448. 1236
  5449. 01:03:14,583 --> 01:03:16,583
  5450. [kids shouting and laughing]
  5451.  
  5452. 1237
  5453. 01:03:17,500 --> 01:03:20,208
  5454. -[Melanie] You have to talk to him.
  5455. -[Susan] And tell him what?
  5456.  
  5457. 1238
  5458. 01:03:21,208 --> 01:03:24,791
  5459. That I might've sunk our case by
  5460. signing up for that ridiculous site?
  5461.  
  5462. 1239
  5463. 01:03:26,500 --> 01:03:29,333
  5464. -[sighs]
  5465. -It's only an issue if Nick finds love.
  5466.  
  5467. 1240
  5468. 01:03:29,666 --> 01:03:30,500
  5469. Right? So...
  5470.  
  5471. 1241
  5472. 01:03:31,458 --> 01:03:33,500
  5473. Just pump the brakes
  5474. while you're working together.
  5475.  
  5476. 1242
  5477. 01:03:33,583 --> 01:03:36,041
  5478. That's the problem,
  5479. I don't want to pump the brakes.
  5480.  
  5481. 1243
  5482. 01:03:36,125 --> 01:03:38,333
  5483. I've never not wanted
  5484. to do something more.
  5485.  
  5486. 1244
  5487. 01:03:38,625 --> 01:03:40,250
  5488. -That's wonderful!
  5489. -[Susan] No.
  5490.  
  5491. 1245
  5492. 01:03:40,791 --> 01:03:41,708
  5493. No it's not!
  5494.  
  5495. 1246
  5496. 01:03:42,041 --> 01:03:45,208
  5497. If Love Guaranteed finds out
  5498. that Nick is...
  5499.  
  5500. 1247
  5501. 01:03:46,083 --> 01:03:49,625
  5502. falling for me,
  5503. they will use it against us in court.
  5504.  
  5505. 1248
  5506. 01:03:49,750 --> 01:03:51,583
  5507. We will lose this case.
  5508.  
  5509. 1249
  5510. 01:03:51,666 --> 01:03:54,333
  5511. He will not be able to donate any
  5512. of that money to the center, and...
  5513.  
  5514. 1250
  5515. 01:03:54,416 --> 01:03:55,250
  5516. [phone ringing]
  5517.  
  5518. 1251
  5519. 01:04:04,541 --> 01:04:05,833
  5520. -Okay.
  5521. -Love you, sis.
  5522.  
  5523. 1252
  5524. 01:04:07,750 --> 01:04:08,583
  5525. Hello?
  5526.  
  5527. 1253
  5528. 01:04:08,666 --> 01:04:11,208
  5529. Where you been?
  5530. I left, like, five messages for you.
  5531.  
  5532. 1254
  5533. 01:04:11,291 --> 01:04:13,416
  5534. [Susan] Just preparing for the trial.
  5535.  
  5536. 1255
  5537. 01:04:13,500 --> 01:04:15,416
  5538. Yeah. You want some help?
  5539.  
  5540. 1256
  5541. 01:04:15,500 --> 01:04:16,958
  5542. No, I got this.
  5543.  
  5544. 1257
  5545. 01:04:17,458 --> 01:04:18,291
  5546. [Nick] Right.
  5547.  
  5548. 1258
  5549. 01:04:19,125 --> 01:04:21,708
  5550. Well, how does a pickup full
  5551. of Pad Thai sound?
  5552.  
  5553. 1259
  5554. 01:04:22,041 --> 01:04:23,625
  5555. You can add the leftovers
  5556. to your collection.
  5557.  
  5558. 1260
  5559. 01:04:23,708 --> 01:04:25,250
  5560. All good over here, thanks.
  5561.  
  5562. 1261
  5563. 01:04:26,750 --> 01:04:28,208
  5564. You okay? You seem off.
  5565.  
  5566. 1262
  5567. 01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:29,833
  5568. [Susan] Just busy.
  5569.  
  5570. 1263
  5571. 01:04:29,916 --> 01:04:32,250
  5572. You know, we're only two weeks out
  5573. from our court date.
  5574.  
  5575. 1264
  5576. 01:04:34,916 --> 01:04:35,875
  5577. [Nick] Okay, uh...
  5578.  
  5579. 1265
  5580. 01:04:38,333 --> 01:04:40,458
  5581. Let me know
  5582. when you come up for air, then.
  5583.  
  5584. 1266
  5585. 01:04:44,833 --> 01:04:47,458
  5586. Nick, I don't think that we should
  5587. see each other right now.
  5588.  
  5589. 1267
  5590. 01:04:47,750 --> 01:04:50,958
  5591. I need to focus on the case,
  5592. it's my priority.
  5593.  
  5594. 1268
  5595. 01:04:51,708 --> 01:04:52,541
  5596. Uh...
  5597.  
  5598. 1269
  5599. 01:04:54,666 --> 01:04:55,791
  5600. Is that what you want?
  5601.  
  5602. 1270
  5603. 01:04:57,333 --> 01:05:01,083
  5604. We can't always do what we want.
  5605. Sometimes we need to do what's right.
  5606.  
  5607. 1271
  5608. 01:05:03,625 --> 01:05:04,791
  5609. Why are you doing this?
  5610.  
  5611. 1272
  5612. 01:05:05,916 --> 01:05:07,791
  5613. [Susan] You want to win, don't you?
  5614.  
  5615. 1273
  5616. 01:05:09,125 --> 01:05:11,708
  5617. That's what this whole case is about.
  5618. It's why you hired me, isn't it?
  5619.  
  5620. 1274
  5621. 01:05:11,791 --> 01:05:12,625
  5622. Yeah.
  5623.  
  5624. 1275
  5625. 01:05:13,625 --> 01:05:16,583
  5626. [Susan] Then let me do what I know
  5627. is right for both of us, okay?
  5628.  
  5629. 1276
  5630. 01:05:21,708 --> 01:05:25,083
  5631. Cool. I'll see you in court.
  5632.  
  5633. 1277
  5634. 01:05:36,541 --> 01:05:37,541
  5635. Looks like I sunk.
  5636.  
  5637. 1278
  5638. 01:05:39,083 --> 01:05:43,375
  5639. ["I Guess Without Fingernails The Hills
  5640. Become An Obstacle" by Cecil playing]
  5641.  
  5642. 1279
  5643. 01:05:45,916 --> 01:05:47,791
  5644. ♪ Tired ♪
  5645.  
  5646. 1280
  5647. 01:05:47,875 --> 01:05:49,875
  5648. ♪ Drifting on ♪
  5649.  
  5650. 1281
  5651. 01:05:49,958 --> 01:05:52,000
  5652. ♪ Yawning crew ♪
  5653.  
  5654. 1282
  5655. 01:05:53,916 --> 01:05:55,958
  5656. ♪ Quiet hands ♪
  5657.  
  5658. 1283
  5659. 01:05:56,041 --> 01:05:57,208
  5660. ♪ Empty plans ♪
  5661.  
  5662. 1284
  5663. 01:05:57,291 --> 01:06:00,041
  5664. ♪ It's a hollow dance ♪
  5665.  
  5666. 1285
  5667. 01:06:01,958 --> 01:06:05,000
  5668. ♪ These are all our things ♪
  5669.  
  5670. 1286
  5671. 01:06:05,458 --> 01:06:07,083
  5672. ♪ That remind me ♪
  5673.  
  5674. 1287
  5675. 01:06:09,750 --> 01:06:13,000
  5676. ♪ You heart can't take the path ♪
  5677.  
  5678. 1288
  5679. 01:06:13,416 --> 01:06:15,458
  5680. ♪ Or the timing ♪
  5681.  
  5682. 1289
  5683. 01:06:15,541 --> 01:06:17,750
  5684. ♪ There's no need to rush ♪
  5685.  
  5686. 1290
  5687. 01:06:17,833 --> 01:06:19,916
  5688. ♪ What's that sound ♪
  5689.  
  5690. 1291
  5691. 01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:21,250
  5692. ♪ Turn around ♪
  5693.  
  5694. 1292
  5695. 01:06:21,333 --> 01:06:23,500
  5696. ♪ Can't stop calling now ♪
  5697.  
  5698. 1293
  5699. 01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:27,791
  5700. ♪ But I keep falling in ♪
  5701.  
  5702. 1294
  5703. 01:06:27,875 --> 01:06:29,000
  5704. ♪ Stalling it ♪
  5705.  
  5706. 1295
  5707. 01:06:29,083 --> 01:06:31,166
  5708. ♪ Days I'm tired a bit ♪
  5709.  
  5710. 1296
  5711. 01:06:31,250 --> 01:06:33,750
  5712. ♪ 'Cause if it's meant to be ♪
  5713.  
  5714. 1297
  5715. 01:06:33,833 --> 01:06:35,250
  5716. ♪ Then let it be ♪
  5717.  
  5718. 1298
  5719. 01:06:35,833 --> 01:06:38,541
  5720. ♪ It's easy said than done ♪
  5721.  
  5722. 1299
  5723. 01:06:39,416 --> 01:06:41,333
  5724. ♪ 'Cause if it's meant to be ♪
  5725.  
  5726. 1300
  5727. 01:06:41,791 --> 01:06:43,791
  5728. ♪ Then let it be ♪
  5729.  
  5730. 1301
  5731. 01:06:43,875 --> 01:06:47,041
  5732. ♪ Let go, let it be ♪
  5733.  
  5734. 1302
  5735. 01:06:47,416 --> 01:06:49,791
  5736. ♪ 'Cause if it's meant to be ♪
  5737.  
  5738. 1303
  5739. 01:06:49,875 --> 01:06:51,375
  5740. ♪ Then let it be ♪
  5741.  
  5742. 1304
  5743. 01:06:51,833 --> 01:06:54,541
  5744. ♪ It's easy said than done ♪
  5745.  
  5746. 1305
  5747. 01:06:55,458 --> 01:06:57,458
  5748. ♪ 'Cause if it's meant to be ♪
  5749.  
  5750. 1306
  5751. 01:06:57,875 --> 01:06:59,500
  5752. ♪ Then let it be ♪
  5753.  
  5754. 1307
  5755. 01:07:00,083 --> 01:07:02,375
  5756. ♪ Let go, let it be ♪
  5757.  
  5758. 1308
  5759. 01:07:03,541 --> 01:07:05,541
  5760. [music fades out]
  5761.  
  5762. 1309
  5763. 01:07:06,541 --> 01:07:09,375
  5764. Can a dating site guarantee love?
  5765.  
  5766. 1310
  5767. 01:07:09,750 --> 01:07:11,083
  5768. We're about to find out.
  5769.  
  5770. 1311
  5771. 01:07:11,500 --> 01:07:12,916
  5772. There she is. Ms. Taylor!
  5773.  
  5774. 1312
  5775. 01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:15,000
  5776. Blessings.
  5777.  
  5778. 1313
  5779. 01:07:15,375 --> 01:07:17,250
  5780. Check out my lifestyle blog.
  5781.  
  5782. 1314
  5783. 01:07:17,333 --> 01:07:19,375
  5784. [overlapping dialogue]
  5785.  
  5786. 1315
  5787. 01:07:21,833 --> 01:07:22,666
  5788. Hi.
  5789.  
  5790. 1316
  5791. 01:07:23,375 --> 01:07:25,125
  5792. Is that a new suit? It looks good.
  5793.  
  5794. 1317
  5795. 01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:27,333
  5796. Let's get this show on the road.
  5797.  
  5798. 1318
  5799. 01:07:27,416 --> 01:07:29,583
  5800. [man] Ms. Whitaker and Mr. Evans,
  5801. a moment of your time, please.
  5802.  
  5803. 1319
  5804. 01:07:29,666 --> 01:07:32,166
  5805. [woman] Mr. Evans, how many dates
  5806. have you been on?
  5807.  
  5808. 1320
  5809. 01:07:33,083 --> 01:07:35,291
  5810. Can I have an statement, Mr. Evans?
  5811.  
  5812. 1321
  5813. 01:07:35,625 --> 01:07:36,958
  5814. [Susan] What price
  5815.  
  5816. 1322
  5817. 01:07:37,041 --> 01:07:39,333
  5818. would you pay to find love?
  5819.  
  5820. 1323
  5821. 01:07:39,416 --> 01:07:41,416
  5822. [sad music playing]
  5823.  
  5824. 1324
  5825. 01:07:46,041 --> 01:07:47,875
  5826. Almost anything, right?
  5827.  
  5828. 1325
  5829. 01:07:48,958 --> 01:07:49,791
  5830. Well...
  5831.  
  5832. 1326
  5833. 01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:55,458
  5834. for 29.95, which includes use
  5835. of their website and app,
  5836.  
  5837. 1327
  5838. 01:07:55,708 --> 01:08:01,125
  5839. Love Guaranteed guarantees
  5840. that you will find love.
  5841.  
  5842. 1328
  5843. 01:08:01,791 --> 01:08:04,125
  5844. All you have to do
  5845. is go on a thousand dates.
  5846.  
  5847. 1329
  5848. 01:08:04,291 --> 01:08:05,625
  5849. [audience laughs]
  5850.  
  5851. 1330
  5852. 01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:09,541
  5853. That's right.
  5854. One thousand different dates.
  5855.  
  5856. 1331
  5857. 01:08:10,791 --> 01:08:14,708
  5858. I went on two and a half
  5859. Love Guaranteed dates,
  5860.  
  5861. 1332
  5862. 01:08:14,791 --> 01:08:17,708
  5863. and well, that was quite enough
  5864. for me, thank you.
  5865.  
  5866. 1333
  5867. 01:08:17,791 --> 01:08:18,875
  5868. [audience laughs]
  5869.  
  5870. 1334
  5871. 01:08:19,541 --> 01:08:22,250
  5872. My client, Nicholas Evans,
  5873.  
  5874. 1335
  5875. 01:08:23,125 --> 01:08:24,208
  5876. followed the rules.
  5877.  
  5878. 1336
  5879. 01:08:24,291 --> 01:08:27,500
  5880. He went on one thousand dates. But...
  5881.  
  5882. 1337
  5883. 01:08:28,291 --> 01:08:32,750
  5884. Love Guaranteed did not
  5885. deliver on their promise.
  5886.  
  5887. 1338
  5888. 01:08:35,791 --> 01:08:37,625
  5889. Nick Evans did not find love.
  5890.  
  5891. 1339
  5892. 01:08:41,208 --> 01:08:43,916
  5893. Over the course of this trial,
  5894. the evidence will prove
  5895.  
  5896. 1340
  5897. 01:08:44,250 --> 01:08:48,791
  5898. that Love Guaranteed cares far more
  5899. about profits than they do the well-being
  5900.  
  5901. 1341
  5902. 01:08:48,875 --> 01:08:50,041
  5903. of their subscribers.
  5904.  
  5905. 1342
  5906. 01:08:51,083 --> 01:08:51,958
  5907. Nicholas Evans
  5908.  
  5909. 1343
  5910. 01:08:52,041 --> 01:08:55,666
  5911. asks that you hold
  5912. Love Guaranteed responsible
  5913.  
  5914. 1344
  5915. 01:08:56,208 --> 01:08:57,583
  5916. for their wrongful actions.
  5917.  
  5918. 1345
  5919. 01:08:58,375 --> 01:08:59,208
  5920. Thank you.
  5921.  
  5922. 1346
  5923. 01:09:01,291 --> 01:09:03,500
  5924. Mr. Jones, your turn.
  5925.  
  5926. 1347
  5927. 01:09:03,583 --> 01:09:04,708
  5928. [Bill] Thank you, Your Honor.
  5929.  
  5930. 1348
  5931. 01:09:07,708 --> 01:09:11,416
  5932. The defendant stands by
  5933. Love Guaranteed's brand messaging.
  5934.  
  5935. 1349
  5936. 01:09:12,208 --> 01:09:15,833
  5937. Love is guaranteed
  5938. for those truly looking for it.
  5939.  
  5940. 1350
  5941. 01:09:16,833 --> 01:09:19,750
  5942. Now, during this trial,
  5943. the defense will establish
  5944.  
  5945. 1351
  5946. 01:09:20,166 --> 01:09:23,375
  5947. that Nick Evans had zero intention
  5948. of finding love.
  5949.  
  5950. 1352
  5951. 01:09:24,833 --> 01:09:29,708
  5952. This lawsuit isn't about trade practices
  5953. or false advertising. No.
  5954.  
  5955. 1353
  5956. 01:09:30,625 --> 01:09:33,291
  5957. It's a bargain basement gotcha lawsuit
  5958.  
  5959. 1354
  5960. 01:09:33,625 --> 01:09:35,458
  5961. all about the money.
  5962.  
  5963. 1355
  5964. 01:09:36,125 --> 01:09:38,583
  5965. Now, the evidence will show Nick Evans,
  5966.  
  5967. 1356
  5968. 01:09:38,916 --> 01:09:41,375
  5969. having previously been burned by love,
  5970.  
  5971. 1357
  5972. 01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:44,083
  5973. had no intention of finding love again.
  5974.  
  5975. 1358
  5976. 01:09:44,583 --> 01:09:48,541
  5977. Sure, Mr. Evans may have been
  5978. on a thousand dates.
  5979.  
  5980. 1359
  5981. 01:09:49,083 --> 01:09:54,125
  5982. But the evidence will show he was just
  5983. ticking them off in pursuit of a payday.
  5984.  
  5985. 1360
  5986. 01:09:55,083 --> 01:09:57,375
  5987. So, at the conclusion of this trial,
  5988.  
  5989. 1361
  5990. 01:09:58,166 --> 01:10:01,583
  5991. the good people of the jury
  5992. will find for Love Guaranteed
  5993.  
  5994. 1362
  5995. 01:10:02,625 --> 01:10:03,916
  5996. and dismiss all charges.
  5997.  
  5998. 1363
  5999. 01:10:05,125 --> 01:10:06,041
  6000. Thank you.
  6001.  
  6002. 1364
  6003. 01:10:08,500 --> 01:10:09,666
  6004. [whispering] Thank you.
  6005.  
  6006. 1365
  6007. 01:10:10,833 --> 01:10:14,125
  6008. Dr. Rossmore, for the record,
  6009. what is your field of expertise?
  6010.  
  6011. 1366
  6012. 01:10:15,083 --> 01:10:17,083
  6013. Well I have a PhD in Psychology,
  6014.  
  6015. 1367
  6016. 01:10:17,166 --> 01:10:21,000
  6017. and I teach human behavior
  6018. and the sciences at the university.
  6019.  
  6020. 1368
  6021. 01:10:21,750 --> 01:10:24,458
  6022. My specialty is attachments
  6023. and relationships.
  6024.  
  6025. 1369
  6026. 01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:27,458
  6027. Primarily the science of love.
  6028.  
  6029. 1370
  6030. 01:10:28,416 --> 01:10:30,583
  6031. And in your professional opinion,
  6032.  
  6033. 1371
  6034. 01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:35,083
  6035. are there any known ways
  6036. to guarantee love?
  6037.  
  6038. 1372
  6039. 01:10:35,166 --> 01:10:37,708
  6040. All the conclusions agree there is no way
  6041.  
  6042. 1373
  6043. 01:10:37,791 --> 01:10:40,166
  6044. to predict love, much less guarantee it.
  6045.  
  6046. 1374
  6047. 01:10:41,708 --> 01:10:43,083
  6048. [Susan] No further questions.
  6049.  
  6050. 1375
  6051. 01:10:43,500 --> 01:10:44,666
  6052. Why didn't you object?
  6053.  
  6054. 1376
  6055. 01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:48,166
  6056. The doctor is an expert witness,
  6057. there was nothing to object to.
  6058.  
  6059. 1377
  6060. 01:10:48,625 --> 01:10:49,583
  6061. [sighs]
  6062.  
  6063. 1378
  6064. 01:10:49,666 --> 01:10:52,125
  6065. -Why do you keep hitting me?
  6066. -Because you like it.
  6067.  
  6068. 1379
  6069. 01:10:55,541 --> 01:10:56,375
  6070. No, I don't.
  6071.  
  6072. 1380
  6073. 01:10:56,958 --> 01:10:58,666
  6074. And how did the date go?
  6075.  
  6076. 1381
  6077. 01:10:59,125 --> 01:11:00,750
  6078. Nick asked all about me.
  6079.  
  6080. 1382
  6081. 01:11:01,208 --> 01:11:03,916
  6082. First time that's ever happened
  6083. on an internet date.
  6084.  
  6085. 1383
  6086. 01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:05,041
  6087. Am I right, ladies?
  6088.  
  6089. 1384
  6090. 01:11:05,125 --> 01:11:06,458
  6091. [giggling]
  6092.  
  6093. 1385
  6094. 01:11:08,875 --> 01:11:13,833
  6095. Did you ever feel like
  6096. Nick was just going through the motions?
  6097.  
  6098. 1386
  6099. 01:11:21,500 --> 01:11:24,041
  6100. -Uh... No, he was really nice.
  6101. -Thank you.
  6102.  
  6103. 1387
  6104. 01:11:24,125 --> 01:11:26,000
  6105. -[screaming] Yes!
  6106. -Baby girl!
  6107.  
  6108. 1388
  6109. 01:11:26,458 --> 01:11:28,166
  6110. And how did you leave it?
  6111.  
  6112. 1389
  6113. 01:11:28,833 --> 01:11:31,583
  6114. Nick insisted on paying the bill,
  6115. walked me to my car,
  6116.  
  6117. 1390
  6118. 01:11:31,666 --> 01:11:34,291
  6119. shook my hand good night.
  6120. The perfect gentleman.
  6121.  
  6122. 1391
  6123. 01:11:35,166 --> 01:11:36,666
  6124. Thank you for your time today.
  6125.  
  6126. 1392
  6127. 01:11:37,208 --> 01:11:38,291
  6128. Defendant's witness.
  6129.  
  6130. 1393
  6131. 01:11:39,500 --> 01:11:40,333
  6132. Come on.
  6133.  
  6134. 1394
  6135. 01:11:41,333 --> 01:11:45,333
  6136. You expect us to believe
  6137. Mr. Out For A Quick Buck
  6138.  
  6139. 1395
  6140. 01:11:45,750 --> 01:11:47,916
  6141. didn't intentionally throw the date?
  6142.  
  6143. 1396
  6144. 01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:49,916
  6145. No, like I said. Perfect gentleman.
  6146.  
  6147. 1397
  6148. 01:11:50,416 --> 01:11:53,333
  6149. Uh-huh. Then why didn't you go out again?
  6150.  
  6151. 1398
  6152. 01:11:53,916 --> 01:11:57,250
  6153. It's internet dating. Click and move on.
  6154. That's how it goes.
  6155.  
  6156. 1399
  6157. 01:11:57,333 --> 01:12:02,666
  6158. No, how it goes is Nick Evans had
  6159. zero intention of finding love,
  6160.  
  6161. 1400
  6162. 01:12:02,750 --> 01:12:05,000
  6163. -and he manufactured--
  6164. -Objection, Your Honor.
  6165.  
  6166. 1401
  6167. 01:12:05,500 --> 01:12:06,458
  6168. [judge] Sustained.
  6169.  
  6170. 1402
  6171. 01:12:07,041 --> 01:12:08,833
  6172. [witness] Actually, can I answer?
  6173.  
  6174. 1403
  6175. 01:12:09,708 --> 01:12:12,083
  6176. Nick and I went on one date.
  6177.  
  6178. 1404
  6179. 01:12:12,500 --> 01:12:14,708
  6180. It's impossible to say
  6181. what was in his heart.
  6182.  
  6183. 1405
  6184. 01:12:15,250 --> 01:12:18,666
  6185. But I hope he does find love one day.
  6186. He deserves it.
  6187.  
  6188. 1406
  6189. 01:12:19,583 --> 01:12:20,458
  6190. We all do.
  6191.  
  6192. 1407
  6193. 01:12:24,833 --> 01:12:25,666
  6194. Ugh.
  6195.  
  6196. 1408
  6197. 01:12:27,916 --> 01:12:29,500
  6198. No further questions.
  6199.  
  6200. 1409
  6201. 01:12:30,416 --> 01:12:32,916
  6202. He's coming off like a saint in there,
  6203. what is your plan?
  6204.  
  6205. 1410
  6206. 01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:34,416
  6207. -Don't worry.
  6208. -Don't touch me!
  6209.  
  6210. 1411
  6211. 01:12:34,500 --> 01:12:35,375
  6212. Okay.
  6213.  
  6214. 1412
  6215. 01:12:35,458 --> 01:12:38,416
  6216. Tomorrow, we're going to tear apart
  6217. Nick's character and motivation
  6218.  
  6219. 1413
  6220. 01:12:38,500 --> 01:12:40,708
  6221. by delving into his relationships.
  6222.  
  6223. 1414
  6224. 01:12:40,958 --> 01:12:43,500
  6225. Both past and present.
  6226.  
  6227. 1415
  6228. 01:12:47,625 --> 01:12:49,500
  6229. [woman] Look, they're coming!
  6230.  
  6231. 1416
  6232. 01:12:49,583 --> 01:12:52,416
  6233. Ms. Taylor, can I get a statement
  6234. for Rise and Shine Seattle?
  6235.  
  6236. 1417
  6237. 01:12:52,500 --> 01:12:53,541
  6238. Yeah, it's a silly lawsuit.
  6239.  
  6240. 1418
  6241. 01:12:53,625 --> 01:12:55,958
  6242. We are still the best dating website
  6243. you can subscribe to.
  6244.  
  6245. 1419
  6246. 01:12:56,041 --> 01:12:58,041
  6247. Check out my lifestyle blog
  6248. for today's tips.
  6249.  
  6250. 1420
  6251. 01:12:58,125 --> 01:13:00,166
  6252. No gluten, no dairy, no wheat,
  6253. no sugar, no...
  6254.  
  6255. 1421
  6256. 01:13:00,250 --> 01:13:03,916
  6257. Kicking ass, taking names,
  6258. and looking fierce the entire time.
  6259.  
  6260. 1422
  6261. 01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:05,333
  6262. Check, check, check.
  6263.  
  6264. 1423
  6265. 01:13:06,333 --> 01:13:07,291
  6266. [Susan] I don't know.
  6267.  
  6268. 1424
  6269. 01:13:07,708 --> 01:13:10,291
  6270. I just can't let Bill Jones ruin
  6271. Nick's reputation.
  6272.  
  6273. 1425
  6274. 01:13:10,916 --> 01:13:11,750
  6275. Hm.
  6276.  
  6277. 1426
  6278. 01:13:12,458 --> 01:13:13,291
  6279. Hold on.
  6280.  
  6281. 1427
  6282. 01:13:14,708 --> 01:13:16,458
  6283. -Hold on?
  6284. -To what?
  6285.  
  6286. 1428
  6287. 01:13:20,916 --> 01:13:21,750
  6288. [Susan] Nick!
  6289.  
  6290. 1429
  6291. 01:13:22,750 --> 01:13:23,583
  6292. Hi.
  6293.  
  6294. 1430
  6295. 01:13:24,750 --> 01:13:25,791
  6296. Listen, I...
  6297.  
  6298. 1431
  6299. 01:13:26,666 --> 01:13:29,541
  6300. I have an idea.
  6301. It's a little unorthodox, but...
  6302.  
  6303. 1432
  6304. 01:13:30,625 --> 01:13:33,125
  6305. I'd like to call Arianna
  6306. to the stand tomorrow.
  6307.  
  6308. 1433
  6309. 01:13:33,500 --> 01:13:34,333
  6310. Why?
  6311.  
  6312. 1434
  6313. 01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:36,958
  6314. [Susan] She's being called either way.
  6315.  
  6316. 1435
  6317. 01:13:37,416 --> 01:13:40,916
  6318. It's better that we manage her testimony
  6319. rather than react to it.
  6320.  
  6321. 1436
  6322. 01:13:43,916 --> 01:13:46,458
  6323. So we take the wind out
  6324. of Love Guaranteed's sails.
  6325.  
  6326. 1437
  6327. 01:13:47,416 --> 01:13:50,791
  6328. [Susan] I have no way of knowing
  6329. what Arianna will say.
  6330.  
  6331. 1438
  6332. 01:13:50,875 --> 01:13:54,208
  6333. But it will show the court
  6334. that you're not taking this lying down.
  6335.  
  6336. 1439
  6337. 01:13:56,958 --> 01:13:59,958
  6338. You're an honorable guy, Nick,
  6339. and that's gonna come through.
  6340.  
  6341. 1440
  6342. 01:14:00,791 --> 01:14:01,625
  6343. Thank you.
  6344.  
  6345. 1441
  6346. 01:14:06,291 --> 01:14:07,208
  6347. Susan...
  6348.  
  6349. 1442
  6350. 01:14:11,375 --> 01:14:12,500
  6351. I'll see you tomorrow.
  6352.  
  6353. 1443
  6354. 01:14:24,833 --> 01:14:26,000
  6355. [weeping]
  6356.  
  6357. 1444
  6358. 01:14:41,833 --> 01:14:42,708
  6359. [car starting]
  6360.  
  6361. 1445
  6362. 01:14:42,791 --> 01:14:45,208
  6363. ["I Think We Are Alone Now"
  6364. by Tiffany playing]
  6365.  
  6366. 1446
  6367. 01:14:46,458 --> 01:14:49,541
  6368. ♪ That's what they say
  6369. When we're together ♪
  6370.  
  6371. 1447
  6372. 01:14:49,625 --> 01:14:51,333
  6373. ♪ And watch how you play ♪
  6374.  
  6375. 1448
  6376. 01:14:51,416 --> 01:14:54,666
  6377. I hate you, Tiffany!
  6378.  
  6379. 1449
  6380. 01:14:55,250 --> 01:14:58,708
  6381. ♪ And so we're
  6382. Running just as fast as we can ♪
  6383.  
  6384. 1450
  6385. 01:15:00,250 --> 01:15:02,250
  6386. ♪ Holding on to one another hands ♪
  6387.  
  6388. 1451
  6389. 01:15:02,333 --> 01:15:04,041
  6390. [sobbing]
  6391.  
  6392. 1452
  6393. 01:15:04,125 --> 01:15:06,750
  6394. [Susan] Before calling Nicholas Evans
  6395. to the stand,
  6396.  
  6397. 1453
  6398. 01:15:08,166 --> 01:15:11,000
  6399. the plaintiff would like
  6400. to call Ms. Arianna Silver.
  6401.  
  6402. 1454
  6403. 01:15:11,208 --> 01:15:14,208
  6404. -Objection, that's my witness.
  6405. -[judge] All right, Counsel.
  6406.  
  6407. 1455
  6408. 01:15:14,750 --> 01:15:16,083
  6409. Come to the bench, please.
  6410.  
  6411. 1456
  6412. 01:15:17,750 --> 01:15:20,666
  6413. You can't do this. Arianna Silver is
  6414. a witness for the defense.
  6415.  
  6416. 1457
  6417. 01:15:20,750 --> 01:15:23,250
  6418. [Susan] And you will have plenty of time
  6419. to cross examine.
  6420.  
  6421. 1458
  6422. 01:15:23,333 --> 01:15:25,250
  6423. She's trying to steal my witness.
  6424.  
  6425. 1459
  6426. 01:15:25,333 --> 01:15:26,583
  6427. All right, listen up.
  6428.  
  6429. 1460
  6430. 01:15:27,083 --> 01:15:32,083
  6431. If Ms. Whitaker somehow thinks
  6432. the defense’s witness will help her case,
  6433.  
  6434. 1461
  6435. 01:15:32,583 --> 01:15:35,125
  6436. then she has the right
  6437. to call whoever she wants.
  6438.  
  6439. 1462
  6440. 01:15:35,583 --> 01:15:38,083
  6441. And as she pointed out, Mr. Jones,
  6442.  
  6443. 1463
  6444. 01:15:38,416 --> 01:15:40,791
  6445. you will have your chance during cross.
  6446.  
  6447. 1464
  6448. 01:15:41,500 --> 01:15:43,833
  6449. So yes, I'm going to allow it.
  6450.  
  6451. 1465
  6452. 01:15:43,916 --> 01:15:45,083
  6453. [snoring]
  6454.  
  6455. 1466
  6456. 01:15:45,166 --> 01:15:46,000
  6457. Back you go.
  6458.  
  6459. 1467
  6460. 01:15:47,166 --> 01:15:48,500
  6461. [whispering] This isn't fair.
  6462.  
  6463. 1468
  6464. 01:15:50,166 --> 01:15:51,625
  6465. Thank you, Your Honor.
  6466.  
  6467. 1469
  6468. 01:15:52,375 --> 01:15:55,375
  6469. The plaintiff calls Ms. Arianna Silver
  6470. to the stand.
  6471.  
  6472. 1470
  6473. 01:15:55,708 --> 01:15:57,708
  6474. [suspenseful music playing]
  6475.  
  6476. 1471
  6477. 01:16:17,583 --> 01:16:20,208
  6478. Do you swear to tell the truth,
  6479. the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
  6480.  
  6481. 1472
  6482. 01:16:20,291 --> 01:16:21,125
  6483. I do.
  6484.  
  6485. 1473
  6486. 01:16:28,333 --> 01:16:32,375
  6487. Ms. Silver, how did you know Mr. Evans?
  6488.  
  6489. 1474
  6490. 01:16:33,541 --> 01:16:34,708
  6491. He's my ex-fiance.
  6492.  
  6493. 1475
  6494. 01:16:34,791 --> 01:16:36,416
  6495. [audience whispers]
  6496.  
  6497. 1476
  6498. 01:16:37,333 --> 01:16:40,875
  6499. And for the question on everyone's mind.
  6500.  
  6501. 1477
  6502. 01:16:40,958 --> 01:16:41,958
  6503. What happened?
  6504.  
  6505. 1478
  6506. 01:16:43,041 --> 01:16:43,875
  6507. I left him.
  6508.  
  6509. 1479
  6510. 01:16:44,750 --> 01:16:45,625
  6511. For someone else.
  6512.  
  6513. 1480
  6514. 01:16:46,958 --> 01:16:49,250
  6515. I'm getting married next month.
  6516.  
  6517. 1481
  6518. 01:16:50,041 --> 01:16:51,250
  6519. [Susan] Congratulations.
  6520.  
  6521. 1482
  6522. 01:16:51,708 --> 01:16:53,916
  6523. To put it plainly, Ms. Silver,
  6524.  
  6525. 1483
  6526. 01:16:54,500 --> 01:16:58,291
  6527. It is my presumption that the defense
  6528. named you as a witness in hopes
  6529.  
  6530. 1484
  6531. 01:16:58,375 --> 01:17:03,208
  6532. to reflect negatively
  6533. on Mr. Evans' character.
  6534.  
  6535. 1485
  6536. 01:17:04,458 --> 01:17:06,083
  6537. When I spoke to Mr. Jones,
  6538.  
  6539. 1486
  6540. 01:17:06,500 --> 01:17:10,208
  6541. about being a witness,
  6542. I did mention that I thought
  6543.  
  6544. 1487
  6545. 01:17:11,375 --> 01:17:13,208
  6546. Nick was licking his wounds.
  6547.  
  6548. 1488
  6549. 01:17:13,750 --> 01:17:16,958
  6550. I mean, a thousand dates
  6551. and you couldn't find someone new?
  6552.  
  6553. 1489
  6554. 01:17:17,583 --> 01:17:19,416
  6555. [sighs] Seemed a little fishy to me.
  6556.  
  6557. 1490
  6558. 01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:25,833
  6559. And do you still feel the same way?
  6560.  
  6561. 1491
  6562. 01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:34,250
  6563. Actually, no.
  6564.  
  6565. 1492
  6566. 01:17:35,166 --> 01:17:36,583
  6567. [indistinct chatter]
  6568.  
  6569. 1493
  6570. 01:17:37,708 --> 01:17:38,750
  6571. Nick is a great guy.
  6572.  
  6573. 1494
  6574. 01:17:39,666 --> 01:17:41,375
  6575. He's all about being honest.
  6576.  
  6577. 1495
  6578. 01:17:41,916 --> 01:17:45,083
  6579. So I assume that this lawsuit is
  6580. on the up and up.
  6581.  
  6582. 1496
  6583. 01:17:48,541 --> 01:17:49,791
  6584. I only wish him well.
  6585.  
  6586. 1497
  6587. 01:17:50,458 --> 01:17:52,416
  6588. [Susan] Thank you for your time,
  6589. Ms. Silver.
  6590.  
  6591. 1498
  6592. 01:17:53,375 --> 01:17:54,375
  6593. Defendant's witness.
  6594.  
  6595. 1499
  6596. 01:17:56,666 --> 01:17:57,500
  6597. No questions.
  6598.  
  6599. 1500
  6600. 01:17:58,083 --> 01:17:59,833
  6601. [judge] If there are no questions,
  6602.  
  6603. 1501
  6604. 01:17:59,916 --> 01:18:01,875
  6605. then the witness can be excused.
  6606.  
  6607. 1502
  6608. 01:18:02,416 --> 01:18:04,416
  6609. And we'll take a 15-minute recess
  6610.  
  6611. 1503
  6612. 01:18:04,500 --> 01:18:07,291
  6613. before the plaintiff takes the stand.
  6614.  
  6615. 1504
  6616. 01:18:11,500 --> 01:18:12,583
  6617. [Nick] Arianna?
  6618.  
  6619. 1505
  6620. 01:18:16,333 --> 01:18:19,583
  6621. I just want to thank you.
  6622.  
  6623. 1506
  6624. 01:18:21,416 --> 01:18:23,166
  6625. I'm sorry how things ended with us.
  6626.  
  6627. 1507
  6628. 01:18:24,875 --> 01:18:25,750
  6629. It's my fault.
  6630.  
  6631. 1508
  6632. 01:18:26,333 --> 01:18:28,166
  6633. [sighs] I'm not proud of it,
  6634.  
  6635. 1509
  6636. 01:18:29,458 --> 01:18:30,666
  6637. but I did learn from it.
  6638.  
  6639. 1510
  6640. 01:18:31,583 --> 01:18:33,208
  6641. I'm with the right person now.
  6642.  
  6643. 1511
  6644. 01:18:33,708 --> 01:18:34,625
  6645. I'm happy for you.
  6646.  
  6647. 1512
  6648. 01:18:35,291 --> 01:18:36,333
  6649. Mm-hm.
  6650.  
  6651. 1513
  6652. 01:18:37,083 --> 01:18:38,250
  6653. I'm happy for you too.
  6654.  
  6655. 1514
  6656. 01:18:39,583 --> 01:18:42,000
  6657. -What are you talking about?
  6658. -[Arianna] I know that look.
  6659.  
  6660. 1515
  6661. 01:18:42,583 --> 01:18:44,083
  6662. You're in love with your lawyer.
  6663.  
  6664. 1516
  6665. 01:18:45,291 --> 01:18:46,125
  6666. Hmm...
  6667.  
  6668. 1517
  6669. 01:18:46,750 --> 01:18:50,041
  6670. I just hope you can admit it to yourself,
  6671. before it's too late.
  6672.  
  6673. 1518
  6674. 01:18:54,458 --> 01:18:56,208
  6675. But what if she doesn't feel the same way?
  6676.  
  6677. 1519
  6678. 01:18:58,708 --> 01:18:59,958
  6679. What if I get hurt again?
  6680.  
  6681. 1520
  6682. 01:19:01,291 --> 01:19:03,250
  6683. There are no guarantees in love, Nick.
  6684.  
  6685. 1521
  6686. 01:19:04,125 --> 01:19:05,875
  6687. Isn't that what this is all about?
  6688.  
  6689. 1522
  6690. 01:19:10,583 --> 01:19:13,666
  6691. [bailiff] Do you swear to tell the truth,
  6692. the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
  6693.  
  6694. 1523
  6695. 01:19:13,750 --> 01:19:14,666
  6696. I do.
  6697.  
  6698. 1524
  6699. 01:19:23,916 --> 01:19:24,958
  6700. [Susan] Mr. Evans,
  6701.  
  6702. 1525
  6703. 01:19:25,291 --> 01:19:28,000
  6704. in your own words, please,
  6705.  
  6706. 1526
  6707. 01:19:28,791 --> 01:19:33,750
  6708. tell the court how Love Guaranteed
  6709. deceived and damaged you
  6710.  
  6711. 1527
  6712. 01:19:34,541 --> 01:19:36,750
  6713. with their false promises.
  6714.  
  6715. 1528
  6716. 01:19:47,583 --> 01:19:49,833
  6717. [whispering] Just say whatever
  6718. comes to mind.
  6719.  
  6720. 1529
  6721. 01:19:55,166 --> 01:19:56,208
  6722. [clears throat]
  6723.  
  6724. 1530
  6725. 01:20:00,916 --> 01:20:03,291
  6726. When I started this whole thing,
  6727.  
  6728. 1531
  6729. 01:20:05,166 --> 01:20:06,541
  6730. I was out for justice.
  6731.  
  6732. 1532
  6733. 01:20:08,583 --> 01:20:11,833
  6734. Love isn't something
  6735. you can just guarantee.
  6736.  
  6737. 1533
  6738. 01:20:13,083 --> 01:20:14,333
  6739. Like a pizza delivery.
  6740.  
  6741. 1534
  6742. 01:20:14,875 --> 01:20:17,000
  6743. [whispering] I'm sorry,
  6744. what are you doing?
  6745.  
  6746. 1535
  6747. 01:20:17,291 --> 01:20:18,458
  6748. Love is unpredictable.
  6749.  
  6750. 1536
  6751. 01:20:20,083 --> 01:20:21,083
  6752. And it can burn you.
  6753.  
  6754. 1537
  6755. 01:20:24,000 --> 01:20:25,625
  6756. But it can also surprise you
  6757.  
  6758. 1538
  6759. 01:20:26,458 --> 01:20:27,958
  6760. in the most remarkable ways.
  6761.  
  6762. 1539
  6763. 01:20:31,375 --> 01:20:32,833
  6764. It turns out I did find love,
  6765.  
  6766. 1540
  6767. 01:20:35,500 --> 01:20:37,041
  6768. when I fell in love with my lawyer.
  6769.  
  6770. 1541
  6771. 01:20:42,625 --> 01:20:45,791
  6772. Ms. Whitaker herself said
  6773. she subscribed to Love Guaranteed.
  6774.  
  6775. 1542
  6776. 01:20:46,500 --> 01:20:48,375
  6777. If Nick Evans is in love with her,
  6778.  
  6779. 1543
  6780. 01:20:48,458 --> 01:20:50,125
  6781. this lawsuit has to be dismissed.
  6782.  
  6783. 1544
  6784. 01:20:50,541 --> 01:20:53,166
  6785. Folks, we must have
  6786. order in the courtroom.
  6787.  
  6788. 1545
  6789. 01:20:54,375 --> 01:20:56,958
  6790. There's no need for dismissal, Your Honor.
  6791.  
  6792. 1546
  6793. 01:20:58,291 --> 01:20:59,541
  6794. I'm dropping the lawsuit.
  6795.  
  6796. 1547
  6797. 01:21:00,625 --> 01:21:02,458
  6798. [indistinct chatter]
  6799.  
  6800. 1548
  6801. 01:21:03,291 --> 01:21:04,416
  6802. Mr. Jones is right.
  6803.  
  6804. 1549
  6805. 01:21:05,250 --> 01:21:08,125
  6806. While I didn't meet Susan through
  6807. the site,
  6808.  
  6809. 1550
  6810. 01:21:08,208 --> 01:21:09,916
  6811. I met her because of it.
  6812.  
  6813. 1551
  6814. 01:21:11,500 --> 01:21:14,166
  6815. And I promised
  6816. to tell the truth under oath, so...
  6817.  
  6818. 1552
  6819. 01:21:17,791 --> 01:21:22,500
  6820. I'd much rather have love in my life
  6821. than win here in court today.
  6822.  
  6823. 1553
  6824. 01:21:24,541 --> 01:21:28,125
  6825. It's an amazing thing
  6826. when you find someone who gets you.
  6827.  
  6828. 1554
  6829. 01:21:29,166 --> 01:21:30,583
  6830. And you get them in return.
  6831.  
  6832. 1555
  6833. 01:21:32,666 --> 01:21:34,583
  6834. Even when they're right and you're wrong.
  6835.  
  6836. 1556
  6837. 01:21:36,458 --> 01:21:39,375
  6838. Turns out the saying is,
  6839. "You've got another think coming."
  6840.  
  6841. 1557
  6842. 01:21:39,458 --> 01:21:42,541
  6843. -[chuckles]
  6844. -[Nick] It really is, I Googled it. Weird.
  6845.  
  6846. 1558
  6847. 01:21:46,333 --> 01:21:48,791
  6848. A wise old man once told me
  6849. to dive in, so...
  6850.  
  6851. 1559
  6852. 01:21:51,541 --> 01:21:52,375
  6853. here it goes.
  6854.  
  6855. 1560
  6856. 01:21:55,291 --> 01:21:57,291
  6857. What I realized,
  6858.  
  6859. 1561
  6860. 01:21:58,583 --> 01:22:00,958
  6861. that I don't want a guarantee.
  6862.  
  6863. 1562
  6864. 01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:03,208
  6865. Or a safety net.
  6866.  
  6867. 1563
  6868. 01:22:05,208 --> 01:22:06,208
  6869. All I want...
  6870.  
  6871. 1564
  6872. 01:22:09,125 --> 01:22:10,583
  6873. is to take a chance with you.
  6874.  
  6875. 1565
  6876. 01:22:12,833 --> 01:22:14,125
  6877. It's not a risk to fall in love.
  6878.  
  6879. 1566
  6880. 01:22:17,416 --> 01:22:18,375
  6881. It's a risk not to.
  6882.  
  6883. 1567
  6884. 01:22:23,416 --> 01:22:24,333
  6885. [Tamara cries]
  6886.  
  6887. 1568
  6888. 01:22:28,041 --> 01:22:29,125
  6889. I love you, Susan.
  6890.  
  6891. 1569
  6892. 01:22:30,833 --> 01:22:31,833
  6893. Do you love me too?
  6894.  
  6895. 1570
  6896. 01:22:35,250 --> 01:22:37,750
  6897. Ms. Whitaker, answer that question.
  6898.  
  6899. 1571
  6900. 01:22:38,916 --> 01:22:39,875
  6901. [Susan sighs]
  6902.  
  6903. 1572
  6904. 01:22:40,500 --> 01:22:41,416
  6905. I do!
  6906.  
  6907. 1573
  6908. 01:22:41,500 --> 01:22:43,500
  6909. [cheering and applause]
  6910.  
  6911. 1574
  6912. 01:22:58,250 --> 01:23:00,541
  6913. I give you all the credit, I do.
  6914.  
  6915. 1575
  6916. 01:23:01,250 --> 01:23:02,791
  6917. -You take care of her.
  6918. -I will.
  6919.  
  6920. 1576
  6921. 01:23:02,875 --> 01:23:04,583
  6922. -I'm so proud of you.
  6923. -My man!
  6924.  
  6925. 1577
  6926. 01:23:04,666 --> 01:23:06,416
  6927. -You smell like wine.
  6928. -A little bit.
  6929.  
  6930. 1578
  6931. 01:23:09,666 --> 01:23:11,291
  6932. -Ms. Whitaker?
  6933. -[Susan] Yes.
  6934.  
  6935. 1579
  6936. 01:23:11,375 --> 01:23:13,875
  6937. Ms. Taylor would like a word with you.
  6938. Please.
  6939.  
  6940. 1580
  6941. 01:23:13,958 --> 01:23:15,583
  6942. [indistinct chatter]
  6943.  
  6944. 1581
  6945. 01:23:19,750 --> 01:23:20,791
  6946. Hmm.
  6947.  
  6948. 1582
  6949. 01:23:22,916 --> 01:23:23,791
  6950. [door closes]
  6951.  
  6952. 1583
  6953. 01:23:23,875 --> 01:23:25,875
  6954. When I studied with my Lama
  6955. in Tibet, he said,
  6956.  
  6957. 1584
  6958. 01:23:25,958 --> 01:23:30,125
  6959. "The thousand brilliant accomplishments
  6960. of the past do not serve today's purpose."
  6961.  
  6962. 1585
  6963. 01:23:30,958 --> 01:23:31,791
  6964. Hmm.
  6965.  
  6966. 1586
  6967. 01:23:31,875 --> 01:23:34,333
  6968. -I'm sorry, I'm not following.
  6969. -[Tamara] I'll pay your legal fees,
  6970.  
  6971. 1587
  6972. 01:23:34,416 --> 01:23:37,041
  6973. and I'll donate 250 thousand
  6974. to your hospital,
  6975.  
  6976. 1588
  6977. 01:23:37,583 --> 01:23:40,375
  6978. if you two become the new face
  6979. of Love Guaranteed.
  6980.  
  6981. 1589
  6982. 01:23:41,000 --> 01:23:42,583
  6983. -[both] Hm...
  6984. -[Susan scoffs]
  6985.  
  6986. 1590
  6987. 01:23:42,666 --> 01:23:45,125
  6988. -Why would you do that?
  6989. -An old-fashioned love story
  6990.  
  6991. 1591
  6992. 01:23:45,208 --> 01:23:47,708
  6993. complete with
  6994. a romantic courtroom confession?
  6995.  
  6996. 1592
  6997. 01:23:48,041 --> 01:23:49,166
  6998. People love that crap.
  6999.  
  7000. 1593
  7001. 01:23:49,250 --> 01:23:50,500
  7002. I mean...
  7003.  
  7004. 1594
  7005. 01:23:50,583 --> 01:23:53,541
  7006. It's gonna make me look so good
  7007. on social media. It's not hard...
  7008.  
  7009. 1595
  7010. 01:23:53,625 --> 01:23:55,958
  7011. It's much better than
  7012. the fake poster couple we have now.
  7013.  
  7014. 1596
  7015. 01:23:56,041 --> 01:23:57,083
  7016. I knew it!
  7017.  
  7018. 1597
  7019. 01:23:57,500 --> 01:23:58,750
  7020. Brad and Veronica.
  7021.  
  7022. 1598
  7023. 01:23:58,875 --> 01:24:01,166
  7024. -He did, he called that. Hm--
  7025. -I called that.
  7026.  
  7027. 1599
  7028. 01:24:01,875 --> 01:24:05,000
  7029. Two hundred and fifty thousand
  7030. for the hospital. That's a lot,
  7031.  
  7032. 1600
  7033. 01:24:05,083 --> 01:24:07,625
  7034. but we were seeking a million in damages.
  7035.  
  7036. 1601
  7037. 01:24:07,708 --> 01:24:10,000
  7038. And let's face it,
  7039. we could've had it, so...
  7040.  
  7041. 1602
  7042. 01:24:10,083 --> 01:24:11,208
  7043. But you didn't.
  7044.  
  7045. 1603
  7046. 01:24:11,291 --> 01:24:14,333
  7047. -We could've though.
  7048. -How about 500 thousand?
  7049.  
  7050. 1604
  7051. 01:24:18,125 --> 01:24:19,041
  7052. [sighs deeply]
  7053.  
  7054. 1605
  7055. 01:24:19,541 --> 01:24:20,375
  7056. Deal.
  7057.  
  7058. 1606
  7059. 01:24:22,208 --> 01:24:23,333
  7060. -Wow.
  7061. -[Susan chuckles]
  7062.  
  7063. 1607
  7064. 01:24:23,416 --> 01:24:27,875
  7065. The jury still out on whether
  7066. a dating site can guarantee love.
  7067.  
  7068. 1608
  7069. 01:24:28,333 --> 01:24:31,541
  7070. But love guarantees a happy ending.
  7071.  
  7072. 1609
  7073. 01:24:34,625 --> 01:24:37,250
  7074. So what do we do now?
  7075. Go on an official first date?
  7076.  
  7077. 1610
  7078. 01:24:38,250 --> 01:24:39,791
  7079. Anything but a first date.
  7080.  
  7081. 1611
  7082. 01:24:50,333 --> 01:24:52,333
  7083. [cheerful music playing]
  7084.  
  7085. 1612
  7086. 01:25:04,708 --> 01:25:07,208
  7087. ["I Think We Are Alone Now"
  7088. by Tiffany playing]
  7089.  
  7090. 1613
  7091. 01:25:12,916 --> 01:25:15,791
  7092. ♪ Children behave ♪
  7093.  
  7094. 1614
  7095. 01:25:16,833 --> 01:25:19,500
  7096. ♪ That's what they say
  7097. When we're together ♪
  7098.  
  7099. 1615
  7100. 01:25:20,250 --> 01:25:23,208
  7101. ♪ And watch how you play ♪
  7102.  
  7103. 1616
  7104. 01:25:23,916 --> 01:25:25,375
  7105. ♪ They don't understand ♪
  7106.  
  7107. 1617
  7108. 01:25:25,458 --> 01:25:28,791
  7109. ♪ And so we're running
  7110. Just as fast as we can ♪
  7111.  
  7112. 1618
  7113. 01:25:30,541 --> 01:25:32,958
  7114. ♪ Holding on to one another hands ♪
  7115.  
  7116. 1619
  7117. 01:25:34,208 --> 01:25:37,250
  7118. ♪ Trying to get away into the night ♪
  7119.  
  7120. 1620
  7121. 01:25:37,458 --> 01:25:39,333
  7122. ♪ Then you put your arms around me
  7123.  
  7124. 1621
  7125. 01:25:39,416 --> 01:25:42,041
  7126. And we tumble to the ground and you say ♪
  7127.  
  7128. 1622
  7129. 01:25:42,458 --> 01:25:44,458
  7130. ♪ I think we're alone now ♪
  7131.  
  7132. 1623
  7133. 01:25:45,625 --> 01:25:48,875
  7134. ♪ There doesn't seem to be
  7135. Anyone around ♪
  7136.  
  7137. 1624
  7138. 01:25:49,750 --> 01:25:51,750
  7139. ♪ I think we're alone now ♪
  7140.  
  7141. 1625
  7142. 01:25:52,750 --> 01:25:56,083
  7143. ♪ The beating of our hearts
  7144. Is the only sound ♪
  7145.  
  7146. 1626
  7147. 01:25:56,208 --> 01:25:58,500
  7148. [upbeat instrumental music playing]
  7149.  
  7150. 1627
  7151. 01:26:37,083 --> 01:26:38,916
  7152. [music fades out]
  7153.  
  7154. 1628
  7155. 01:26:39,000 --> 01:26:41,416
  7156. [romantic instrumental music playing]
  7157.  
  7158. 1629
  7159. 01:27:10,166 --> 01:27:12,416
  7160. [upbeat instrumental music playing]
  7161.  
  7162. 1630
  7163. 01:27:38,208 --> 01:27:40,208
  7164. [music fades out]
  7165.  
  7166. 1631
  7167. 01:27:41,958 --> 01:27:43,958
  7168. [tango music playing]
  7169.  
  7170. 1632
  7171. 01:28:19,875 --> 01:28:22,125
  7172. [tango music fades out]
  7173.  
  7174. 1633
  7175. 01:28:22,208 --> 01:28:24,416
  7176. [romantic instrumental music playing]
  7177.  
  7178. 1634
  7179. 01:29:23,125 --> 01:29:26,583
  7180. [music intensifies]
  7181.  
  7182. 1635
  7183. 01:29:58,500 --> 01:30:00,500
  7184. [music fades out]
  7185.  
  7186.  
  7187.  
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