Vidya Vidya Medley, re-write edition: Suggestion and critique phase

Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFRC2-aWExE
Instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWgcSi5ACo

Vidya?
No this is a musical
This thread is bullshit
Straight from reddit
How does this
Have anything at all to do with vidya games?
These faggots should be ashamed
These faggots should be ashamed
These faggots should be ashamed
These faggots should be ashamed
These faggots should be ashamed

Vidya?
No this is a musical
This thread is bullshit
Straight from reddit
How does this
Have anything at all to do with vidya games?
These faggots should be ashamed
But I
Guess that it's a change of pace from all the wojak
And the rancid shitposters
That populate this board
I guess that there are worse things to do

However did our games get this way
Content that's more about pay than play
All the DLC
How it sickens me
And these devs should all be hung

If you don't pay for the Season Pass
Maybe all the devs will get off their ass
Make an awesome game
A claim to fame
Something worth all the money spent
And if you pre-order
You have a disorder
A game that's done, it's all, on disk, and it's complete

Vidya
Can you call it art?
Well who cares if we know that all our games have heart
And the graphics
Gameplay and the plot
I don't care if the vidya isn't fun

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Where are the leaks?
I was told there would be
Leaks of smash and of pokemon
No, I don't care if the leaker's gone
I was told there's leaks can you share them please?
Someone to spoonfeed my newfag needs
I can post elsewhere for tons of my reddit-points

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Monster Hunter World was cas-ual bait
All the time we had to wait
To get a perfect PC playable MH game
But this port's a thing of shame

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Tell me where is Geno?
I want my Geno
Tell me that Geno is in the roster
I want Geno in my Smash Bros.

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It seems that telltale will be closing after the walking dead
Oh well I can't say that I'll miss this company very much
They didn't make games so much as they made movies with buttons
If you want to play that shit I won't stop you have some shit taste

Where's Legends
I don't know just where the game has gone
Oh yeah, it's cancelled because Capcom hates Megaman
There were two games, and a single spinoff for Tron Bonne
But 3 was cancelled cause it didn't mesh with their plan
So now it's dead just like every other Megaman
Cause Capcom gives this series nothing but more neglect
And when Nintendo gives this series more love
You know that Capcom just doesn't respect
Their blue robot

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Mario sports
All kinds of sports
The latest Mario sport's another Tennis
Walugi's still not in smash bros
Don't you know?

Paid online
Paid online
Now nintendo's hits with yet another big fine
To play it online
Say goodbye to your game's playerbases after you do-
Paid online
Paid online
Twenty bucks a year, I guess that could be fine
Nintendo
But your system makes me decline paid online

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Look around at just how far we've fell
Got to be a way to make consoles sell
Infinite's a start but you know
There has to be a way to make them grow
Our sales and numbers
And of course,
There's another batch of games with gold
Even that is getting awfully hoarse
When the free games are games that no one
Even wants

I miss the old days
Back when we used to play
Player one and you're two
Though in this new gen
Our couch co-op has been
Pretty phased out
Play only online
A worrying sign
Everybody plays online
I just miss those golden days when our vidya was fun

I hate games
I hate games
Love games
Every game, they release
Can't be alive without games
But I won't
Buy one game
Why, why, why, why, why
Would I, when I can pirate?

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This game has some soul
This game has no soul
Spyro's cobblestone on its ledges, what a fucking troll
This game's totally
Diff-rent from the source
But they have to prey on nostalgia to sell it, so of fucking course.

Give your funds to the project
Give your funds to the project
It's just fine!
Give your funds to the project
The kickstarter!
Give your funds to the project
Capcom can't stop
Mighty Number 9
Mighty Number 9
It's fine!

It's the game that we wanted
It's the game that we wanted
No Mega!
It's the game that we wanted
Replace Mega
No more waiting on capcom
This game will be
Mighty Number 9
Mighty Number 9
Just fine!

This game will bring us back to what Megaman was
This is the game
That will revive the gameplay that we used to know and love!

Wait, what do you mean the game is shitty
Mighty no nines
Mighty no nines
I thought this was a game that would be just like old Megaman
All of the reviews are mediocre
Mighty no nines
Mighty no nines
Wait, what do you mean that capcom made a new Megaman?

I wonder
Will they ever finish
Yet another Half-life?
Ain't made a game worth their name
Since two-thousand-eleven
And now they're selling skins, CS:GO
I wonder
Do they still consider
Games to be worth making?
Or do they care about cash made just by selling new hats
A spinoff and a card game
I guess only Gabe Knows

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I see the game releasing down the line
And all I feel is deep disappointment
All of my hype is dead and gone today
For Ultimate
They haven't made a single game I want
Since Sakurai made Smash Bros. Melee
All  these characters can't make me buy another Brawl

Play PC! Join the master race!
Mods!
Emulate it all, with better framerates!
Don't have to pay
For subscription fees
Could you port that game to PC, please?
I don't want
To
Buy it on console today

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Kingdom hearts, where it ends, where it starts
Is a convoluted mess
Xehanort with another report
From a time when he was known as Ansem
Thirteen guys who are him in disguise
Is the plot of K-H-3
Everybody who's been waiting for three
Prob'ly don't even know where the plot's even going anymore

Vidya
Playin' video games
Vidya
Playin' video games
Shitposts, Shitposts
Video games
Onions, Onions
Copius Bait

Now buy my game again you fucking faggots!

Now buy my game again you fucking faggots!
I need to keep selling Elder Scrolls ports
Just fucking buy Skyrim every time
Elder Scrolls Six
I swear it's coming if you just buy

Sony boy, more like Sony soy
Sony boy, more like Sony soy
Sony boy, more like Sony soy
Nin-ten-year-olds with their little toys

(Alright, end time!)
/v/ the musical
With all of its songs
It's another year of things to listen to
Videos to watch
And songs to write
Although we fight, it's a fucking blast
(Games!)

/v/ the musical
Is going on strong
Time to write or sing or make a video
Singing stupid songs
Expanding my dong
Before so-long
SOMEONE SING MY SONG
SING MY FUCKING SONG
FUCK YOU SING MY SONG

This shit belongs on reddit
I'll make sure I say it every thread!
(Let's go!)