Stryker called Coffin 1-1

'Coffin' - a callsign of Stryker APC

Template: "CALLSIGN - MOTTO"

"Coffin - Put on your suits, they'll bury us in this thing"
"Coffin - Don't take valuables with you"
"Coffin - Write your loved ones goodbye"
"Coffin - You won't need this where you're going"
"Coffin - Mobile Deathtrap"
"Coffin - The armour, it does nothing"
"Coffin - Now we just need to paint it wooden"
"Coffin - Will the grave fit this?"
"Coffin - Carry dough with you"
"Coffin - Operating 6 Feet under"
"Coffin - Next stop is Hell"

"Coffin - Our Radio callsign is the suicide hotline"
then, in crayons etched under "1-888-Lets get retarded"

"Coffin - Nobody gets out of it alive"
"Coffin - Noone will miss you"
"Coffin - Best target practice services in the world"
"Coffin - Lead injections are free"
"Coffin - IED's best friend"
"Coffin - Ever wanted to meet the Grim Reaper?"
"Coffin - Would you like your organs to be used in science?"
"Coffin - On the way to become steak"
"Coffin - Getting shot with a style"
"Coffin - God hates you"
"Coffin - One way tickets only"
"Coffin - Where friendly fire IS"
"Coffin - Pray for engine damage while in the base"
"Coffin - Enter thee, who hath no fear"
"Coffin - Collecting lead since 1917"
"Coffin - Even AKs fuck us up"
"Coffin - Lube up."
"Coffin - Bite the pillow"
"Coffin - Going in dry"
"Coffin - That's what she said"
"Coffin - We once had a bird clog the exhaust pipe leading to engine malfunction."
"Coffin - we lost a tyre due to air vibrations"
"Coffin - Enemy fire is the least of your problems"
"Coffin - Not even Arno could design something worse"
"Coffin - ENGINE MALFUNCTION SMOKE, DON'T BREATHE THIS"
"Coffin - We already lost "Despair, Hopelessness, Loss and Apathy"
"Coffin - The bad, the ugly, the mutilated"
"Coffin - Your last chance to redeem yourself"
"Coffin - No entry if you posess a full set of limbs"
"Coffin - We're blind, deaf and quad amputees at this point"
"Coffin - Attention passengers, the local time doesn't matter since you'll all be dead soon anyway."
"Coffin - Our medevacs have a 10% survival rate"
"Coffin - Welcome aboard, are you an organ donor?"
"Coffin - We've never returned a vehicle back to base"
"Coffin - Zero RTBs so far"
"Coffin - New crews every week!"
"Coffin - Could you stop bleeding on my boots?"
"Coffin - You'd wish the enemy got you"
"Coffin - our interior is decorated with brain matter"
"Coffin - We started out as "Lifeline""
"Coffin - Hope you had a good last breakfast"
"Coffin - Last Meals: MREs"
"Coffin - Try and get shot so you don't end up in here"
"Coffin - We slept with the commanders daughter"
"Coffin - Every wheel on this thing represents a different kind of agony"
"Coffin - Don't pay attention to these holes and gaps around the cockpit, it's just the kids with fireworks"
"Coffin - Air Condition by Bulletholes"
"Coffin - Every time we roll through a hostile town, I feel like in Titanic"
"Coffin - Titanic 2"
"Coffin - Our Iceberg is EVERYONE"
"Coffin - Bottle Rockets fuck us up"
"Coffin - We'd fit for new plot of Black Hawk Down 2"
"Coffin - Wish we'd run out of fuel 2 hours ago"
"Coffin - Bring shovels to dig your grave!"
"Coffin - We once hit a rock and the thing exploded"
"Coffin - AT mines don't give a shit about us anymore"
"Coffin - We keep a pet RPG head"
"Coffin - Locals have yet to realise we're military"
"Coffin - It's like Russian Roulette where everybody loses"
"Coffin - We get robbed by the village bullies"
"Coffin - Wish we could lock the back door"
"Coffin - We only fire blanks"
"Coffin - We imagine we fire"
"Coffin - We have -5 Confirmed Kills"
"Coffin - CAS gets us most of the time"
"Coffin - medevac's best friend"
"Coffin - Honestly, we just gave up at some point in the past"
"Coffin - Singlehandedly securing a Platoon of Medics Jobs"
"Coffin - Throw the bottle out, maybe they'll leave us alone?"
"Coffin - We tried to bribe God"
"Coffin - It's practically assisted Suicide"
"Coffin - You have more chances to survive by biting a Magnum round"
"Coffin - A fate worse than death"
"Coffin - You wish you died in that explosion"
"Coffin - Go home in a plastic bag"
"Coffin - Go home in a coffee can"
"Coffin - They'll never find your body"
"Coffin - We're perpetually intoxicated since we don't want to die sober"
"Coffin - We don't buy smokes, we got engine for that"
"Coffin - Best in miniaturisation of bodies"
"Coffin - Might aswell start smoking, no way cancer gets you before this does"
"Coffin - They didn't allow us to call it crematorium"
"Coffin - At least GULAG had fresh air"
"Coffin - Our #1 Export is Soldier Ash"
"Coffin - Best Soldier Oil, Extra Virgin"
"Coffin - They figured Military Prison was too good for us"
"Coffin - We count as a lead mine from now on"
"Coffin - If someone finds an arm, please turn it in"
"Coffin - The locals loot your dead body"
"Coffin - Who wants to go out to reload that imaginary MG with imaginary ammo?"
"Coffin - The M2 is a prop"
"Coffin - We're basically the mole in whack-a-mole"
"Coffin - We aren't joking"
"Coffin - Cheaper than an actual coffin"
"Coffin - On a long enough timeline, every survival rate drops to 0. We're also a timemachine"
"Coffin - Have you ever tried making soap?"
"Coffin - We were promised armour for safety, not prayers, paper mache and good will"
"Coffin - The Kübler-Ross Theory was based on us"
"Coffin - We'd win Oscar for Most Realistic Gore Everywhere"
"Coffin - If they make a movie about us, it'll be censored everywhere"
"Coffin - Better believe in parallel universes"
"Coffin - Atheists by experience"
"Coffin - Carrying out Schrödinger's cat experiment in reality"
"Coffin - Ever wondered what Stalingrad was like?"
"Coffin - We don't even repair it anymore"
"Coffin - Watch out for radiation from all that lead"
"Coffin - Impossible to X-Ray at this point"
"Coffin - Making Pripyat look like a tourist destination"
"Coffin - If you feel a slight gut sensation while entering, it's your soul coming to terms with mortality"
"Coffin - 2012 ain't got shit on this one"
"Coffin - Friendlies shoot us for fun"
"Coffin - End of the world is the least of your concerns"
"Coffin - Our gun is already jammed"
"Coffin - Apocalypse Inside"
"Coffin - Someone please slice our tyres in base"
"Coffin - That dent at the side is from a butterfly flying into us"
"Coffin - Mozart's Requiem instead of Wagner's Ride of Valkyries"
"Coffin - Helping Morticians get their kids through college"
"Coffin - That skull is my mug, actually"
"Coffin - Previous Crews often leave Souvenirs such as internal organs or limbs"
"Coffin - Local Souvenir shop for guro fans"
"Coffin - I miss my head, Bob"
"Coffin - We strongly approve conscription"
"Coffin - That skull is my mug, actually"
"Coffin - Superstars on Rotten.com"
"Coffin - Even Silbots training won't save us"
"Coffin - Check the back for our Gravestone Magazines"
"Coffin - Attention, this is a non-smoking coffin"
"Coffin - By entering you are legally required to give up all hope"
"Coffin - There's some Morhpine in the back to ease the pain"
"Coffin - Quickest autopsy in the world"
"Coffin - Sudmed's favourite'
"Coffin - Cannibals love us"
"Coffin - Meals on wheels for cannibals"
"Coffin - Sarge, what if we pay a blood ransom to gods?"
"Coffin - We tried every religion and they all failed us"
"Coffin - Emperor's Finest"
"Coffin - Commissar would've been proud"
"Coffin - Try and break a leg while entering so you can't deploy"
"Coffin - Even Imperial Guard doesn't accept us"
"Coffin - Should've become a crack dealer"
"Coffin - Bloodiest battle of humanity still going on"
"Coffin - You're taking a part in holocaust!"
"Coffin - Auschwitz Survivors Pity us"
"Coffin - Gas chamber was a safer place"
"Coffin - We just self destruct near the AO these days, saves us time"
"Coffin - Paper, it's more bulletproof than we"
"Coffin - Armour reenforced with 15 different layers of blood on the inside"
"Coffin - Cutting-edge technologies of dismemberment"
"Coffin - We usually look like a WW1 Era medical tent on the inside"
"Coffin - You're lucky if the head was all you lost today"
"Coffin - The best outcome is a quick death."
"Coffin - We always look like a field hospital after major battle"
"Coffin - We're used to those flies"
"Coffin - .22 Penetrates our Armour"
"Coffin - Bringing new meaning into Double Penetration"
"Coffin - it's safer outside"
"Coffin - When the shooting starts, you're already dead"
"Coffin - IEDs usually disintegrate us entirely"
"Coffin - We once lost our driver due to a local's lance"
"Coffin - Our Callsign is KIA"
"Coffin - They don't even contact us anymore"
"Coffin - They give us 1 bullet each."
"Coffin - We're listed KIA before op starts"
"Coffin - First Self-Propelled BBQ in the history"
"Coffin - Highest Paycheque, lowest spending"
"Coffin - 70% of US National Debt is our death insurances"
"Coffin - It's just a Volkswagen with a fake Chassis"
"Coffin - Good old Beetle offers more protection"
"Coffin - We thought they were kidding when they said Strykers are deathtraps"
"Coffin - We strike as expandable"
"Coffin - FNG->KIA"
"Coffin - Turning FNGs into KIAs under one day"
"Coffin - Lt Dan's Armoured Support"
"Coffin - 3 Hour Deployment Tours anyone?"
"Coffin - Forrest's faster us"
"Coffin - If the enemy does not kill you, Coffin does"
"Coffin - Newest World Wonder"
"Coffin - Hell on Earth"
"Coffin - No religion suits us, so we made our own"
"Coffin - Even zeds don't think we're alive anymore"
"Coffin - Haha oh wow"
"Coffin - Field Marshall Arno's Key Element in War Plan"
"Coffin - Suicide Bombers for the NATO"
"Coffin - We prefer red camo"
"Coffin - World's biggest blood bank"
"Coffin - Make your family rich"
"Coffin - They keep thinking this is a ruse"
"Coffin - We got so many KIAs we've been flagged for fraud"
"Coffin - Our KIA reports are long considered as spam"
"Coffin - Our KIA reports go straight to the spam folder"
"Coffin - /b/'s Armoured Regiment"
"Coffin - KIAs remain anonymous"
"Coffin - 4 shots of 7.62 take out a tyre"
"Coffin - 8 shots of 7.62 blow us up"
"Coffin - Losing to backwater Farmers since years"
"Coffin - Don't wear red."
"Coffin - We consider a mag of AK shot at us as enemy AT systems"
"Coffin - Regardless of gender, you bleed"
"Coffin - Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!"
"Coffin - Would you like to know how McD get their meat for burgers?"
"Coffin - World's Biggest Meat Supplier"
"Coffin - Vietnam Era Ordnance fucks us up
"Coffin - Consider our Armour protection just another source of shrapnel"
"Coffin - Muskets penetrate us"
"Coffin - We'd probably lose against a platoon of romans"
"Coffin - Our M2 is less effective than a drunk Scot with bagpipe and knife"
"Coffin - We never actually got to fire a single round"
"Coffin - Inspired by Mad Jack"
"Coffin - Air Vibrations take us out"
"Coffin - Gravity fucks us"
"Coffin - Getting fucked with RPGs in every hole"
"Coffin - If evolution worked on vehicles, this would've never existed"
"Coffin - making WH40k logic make sense"
"Coffin - Cough takes our tyres out"
"Coffin - Wonder if tyre fairy exists"