Ochi's LSD Trip

( And... crazy wizard. :3 ) 12:10 Ochiverde (.....Cool....don't forget you asked for this.) Once he got in front of the wizard's house...a tall tower that was painted too look like a rainbow, George sighed, and knocked on the door, a water jet hitting him in the face as he did so. After waiting a little bit, a cat dressed as a butler opened the door for him, while holding a metal plate with strange white fluffy things on it (marshmallows.). The cat then said in a Morgan Freeman voice : "Dear sir, the Wizard has been waiting for you....titty sprinkles." And began to guide the Lumberjacker towards the wizard's room. On the way there, George saw many strange thing...some so bizzare, that they would make a Wonderland resident look like the sanest person alive. After a short while, and an attack of minuscular imps later, George came upon the doors leading to the wizard's room, and....they looked like the doors leading to hell....the man shivered upon seeing them,but opened them nonetheless.
Even after hearing what we would call cartoon like noises from inside. The room was...interesting...so to say, every wacky invention you could see, was there...and so..was the wizard...in his pink outfit "Salutations George, and welcome to the man cave." It didn't take long for George to explain his issue to the wizard...even though he was smoking something using a glass tube. The knowing wizard ripped off his outfit....revealing something Sailor Moon would wear...and gave George three books "How to build and repair your own Golem, by Galdalf the Pink", "How to read the runic language, by Dumbledawrfington" and "How to treat yer waifu right, by Brook the Pokeymin"
*After giving the wizard his thanks...George quickly left the premises....and quickly went the fuck back to his house thinking 'Now I know why no one visits the wizard anymore...". *He opened the door to his house...went inside, and sat on the bed, next to the Golem. "I'm back, and I think I found something that may help you out!" (....You said crazy wizard....oh, and I'm done writing. Your turn) [So....how is it?]