Pokémon Black Notes

Pokémon Black/White/Tepig Route (RNG manipulated)

Credits to Vulajin for the original notes and route. Ryosotis Werster and others for routing suggestions.

Nuvema Town
Open options and set Fast text, Battle Scene OFF, and Battle Style SET. Pick up Tepig and fight your rivals.
Bianca 1
Snivy: Spam Tackle.
Cheren 1
Oshawott: Spam Tackle.
Go downstairs, get the XTransceiver, and leave. Go to Bianca's house, then go to the Professor's house. Say yes to all her questions and name your starter. Leave town.
Route 1
Enjoy the Professor's tutorial. Walk north to Bianca. Say yes to her question. Typical encounter luck is 1-2 encounters here.
Accumula Town
Enjoy another tutorial. Buy 5 Potions, then go outside and enjoy some conversation and a battle.
N 1
Purrloin: Tail Whip, then spam Tackle.
Leave town. Don't heal up unless you somehow got crit like three times.
Route 2
Get some shoes, then proceed to the first trainer.
Youngster Jimmy
Patrat: Ember, Ember, Tackle. If one of the Embers causes a burn, then Ember instead of Tackle. (Tackle 6)
Again, avoid healing unless you're below 8 HP. Proceed to Bianca.
Bianca 2
Lillipup: Tackle, Tackle. (Tackle 7)
Snivy: Tackle, Blaze+Ember = 100%. Tackle, Ember = 70%. Blaze+Ember = 6%.  (Tackle 3)
Typical encounter luck here is 2-3 encounters.
Striaton City
Proceed directly to the Dreamyard. Heal whenever your HP is at least 20 below max, and register the Medicine bag to Y for easy access.
Lass Eri
Purrloin: Tackle, Tackle = 100%. Tackle, Ember = 86%. Ember, Ember = 56%. (Scratch 4-5)
Purrloin: Same as above.
Youngster Joey
Patrat: Tackle, Ember. (Bite 5)
Patrat: Tackle, Ember. (Bite 5)
Lillipup: Tackle, Tackle, (Ember). (Tackle 5)
Collect your reward: Pansage, the worst Pokémon. Heal to full, then return to the city. Go to the trainer school. As a safety strat, you can talk to the NPC closest to Cheren and answer his quiz with the first answer (Antidote), then the third answer (Awakening) to receive a Full Heal. Now take on Cheren.
Cheren 2
Oshawott: Tackle, Tail Whip, Tackle. (Water Gun 12)
Purrloin: Tackle, Tackle = 100%. If Growl: Tackle, Ember = 40%. (Water Gun 8)
Head to the gym, healing only if Cheren knocked you below about 20 health.
Waiter Maxwell
Lillipup: Tail Whip, Tackle, Tackle, (Ember). (Tackle 9, -1 Defense 13, -2 Defense 16)
Upon reaching level 13, give up on learning Defense Curl.
Waitress Tia
Patrat: Tail Whip, (Tail Whip if Bide), Tackle, Ember OR 2x Blaze Ember. (Tackle 7)
Purrloin: Tackle, Tackle. (Tackle 5)
If Growl: Tackle, Tackle = 84%; Tackle, Ember = 84%.
Heal if you're at or below 16 health.
Cress
Lillipup: Tail Whip, Tackle, Tackle, (Ember). (Bite @ +2 - 13-15)
Panpour: Hard switch to Pansage, Leer, Leer, Vine Whip, Vine Whip. If Pansage dies, pray Tepig still has enough HP to eat a Worked Up Water Gun. Otherwise, reset.
Receive gym badge and TM83 Work Up. Go outside and enjoy Fennel's words of wisdom, then receive HM01 Cut. Teach Cut to Pansage, replacing Scratch. Return to the Dreamyard. Cut the tree, go into the ruined building, and enjoy some Team Plasma dialogue. Dispatch the idiots.
Team Plasma Grunt
Patrat: Tackle, Tackle = 100%. Tackle, Ember = 65%. (Tackle 7)
Team Plasma Grunt
Purrloin: Ember, Ember. (Scratch 5)
Upon reaching level 15, replace Odor Sleuth with Flame Charge.
Return to Fennel's house for your C-Gear. Do not turn on the C-Gear, because the activation animation is slow. Say yes to her next question. Head to the Pokémon Center and buy: 3 Super Potions, 2 Antidotes and 3 Repels. Use the Center to heal if Pansage died.
Route 3
Twins Kumi & Amy
First turn: Tepig: Flame Charge the left; Pansage: Leer both. (Tackle 4)
Second turn: Tepig: Tackle the right; Pansage: Cut the right. If Growl: Tepig Flame Charge instead of Tackle.
Heal to full.
Cheren 3
Oshawott: Tail Whip, Tackle, Tackle, Tackle. If he lands three Water Gun hits, you should survive. If he crits, you're probably dead. (Water Gun 18)
Purrloin: Tackle, Tackle = 100%. If Growl: Tackle, Ember = 47%. If Blaze: Flame Charge = 100%. (Fury Swipes 2 (3))(Water Gun 8)
Go to Wellspring Cave and say yes to Cheren's question. Enter the cave, then use a Repel before fighting.
Team Plasma Grunt
Patrat: Tackle, Tackle. If Blaze: Flame Charge. (Bite 6)
Team Plasma Grunt and Team Plasma Grunt
First turn: Flame Charge the left. Hope Oshawott uses Water Gun. (Bite 6)
Second turn: Flame Charge the right. If Oshawott used Water Sport, use Tackle instead. Hope Oshawott uses Water Gun. (Bite 6)
Third turn: Tackle to finish anything off.
Exit the cave, enjoy some dialogue, and receive Heal Balls. Proceed to Nacrene City, dodging spinners as needed.
Nacrene City
Go to the Battle Item store and purchase 3 X Speeds and 13 X Attacks. Go next door and talk to the NPC just to the left. Answer her with the third option (Tepig) and then say yes to get Charcoal. Immediately equip the Charcoal. Go to the museum to face N. . Heal up to 23-38 HP.
N 2
Pidove: X Attack, X Attack, Blaze+Flame Charge. If Growl use extra X Attacks and pray he stops. (Quick Attack 7 (9))(Crit 16-18 (19))
Tympole: Blaze+Flame Charge. (Bubblebeam 20-24 (26))
Timburr: Blaze+Flame Charge.
Upon evolving to Pignite, replace Tackle with Arm Thrust.
Go inside and enjoy a tour of the museum, then go into the gym. If you are in Blaze range, do not heal.
School Kid Carter
Patrat: if Blaze: Flame Charge = 100%. Else: Arm Thrust = 67%.
Scientist Satomi
Herdier: Arm Thrust, Arm Thrust, (Arm Thrust). (Tackle 13-15 (16))
School Kid Lydia
Lillipup: if Blaze: Flame Charge = 100%. Else: Arm Thrust = 89%.
Lillipup: Same as above.
Lillipup: Arm Thrust.
Heal if you're below about 40 HP before Lenora. Teach Work Up over Tail Whip.
Lenora
Herdier: Hard switch to Pansage and die. Work Up, Work Up, Flame Charge. (Take Down 25-31, @ -2 51-61)
Watchog: Arm Thrust/Flame Charge (+1 Blaze).
Upon reaching level 20, give up on learning Smog.
After beating Lenora you need at least:
5x Flame Charge PP
15x Arm Thrust PP
9x Ember PP
Receive gym badge and TM67 Retaliate. After enjoying another event, head for Pinwheel Forest. Do not heal at the Pokémon Center under any circumstances. On the way to the forest, talk to the NPC right before Burgh to pick up TM94 Rock Smash, teach it immediately.
Pinwheel Forest
Talk to Burgh and run past the double battle trainers. (Pansage must be dead to allow you to skip these two.) Fight the first two Team Plasma Grunts. Only use ember in Blaze as many times as you had ember PP over 9 after Lenora in this segment.
Team Plasma Grunt
Sandile: Arm Thrust/Blaze Ember.
Team Plasma Grunt
Purrloin: Arm Thrust/Blaze Ember.
Approach the grass and use a Repel. Dodge the spinner (as indicated in this video), being careful to avoid Pokémon Rangers other than the one that is required. Teach Rock Smash as you Repel. Heal if you will end up with less than 16HP for Burgh.
Pokémon Ranger Audra
Pansage: Flame Charge/Blaze Ember.
Team Plasma Grunt
Patrat: Rock Smash/Blaze Ember.
Team Plasma Grunt
Patrat: Rock Smash/Blaze Ember.
Sandile: Rock Smash/Blaze Ember.
Patrat: Rock Smash/Blaze Ember.
Enjoy some stirring conversation, and receive a Moon Stone. Take it to the bridge.
Castelia City
Head directly to Burgh's gym. Follow Burgh around for a bit until you encounter Team Plasma again.
Team Plasma Grunt
Sandile: Rock Smash/Blaze Ember.
Sandile: Rock Smash/Blaze Ember.
Go inside and listen to some more drivel, then head to the gym. If you get poisoned during the gym battles, don't bother healing unless you are somehow low on health. You need at least 12 Flame Charge and Ember PP combined here to be able to follow the route.
Harlequin Jack
Sewaddle: Ember. (FC)
Venipede: Ember. (FC)
Upon reaching level 23, replace Tackle with Rollout.
Harlequin Louis
Venipede: Ember. (FC)
Sewaddle: Ember. (FC)
Burgh
Whirlipede: Work Up (Skip if Blaze), Flame Charge.
Dwebble: Rock Smash (FC if blaze), Ember. (Smack Down 12-15, @ -2 22-27)
Leavanny: Ember.
Receive gym badge and TM76 Struggle Bug. Exit the gym and enjoy a phone call with Bianca. Use one Super Potion if you're below about 25 HP
Bianca 3
Herdier: Work Up, Rock Smash. (if Take Down turn 1, use the 2nd Work Up here)(Take Down 16-21)
Munna: Flame Charge.
Panpour: Work Up, Rock Smash.
Servine: Ember.
Route 4
Heal to full and use a Repel
Cheren 4
Pidove: Flame Charge. (Sandstorm 5)
Dewott: Work Up, Rock Smash, Rock Smash. (Razor Shell 38-44 (48)) (Sandstorm 5)
Pansear: Rock Smash. (Sandstorm 5)
Liepard: Rock Smash.
Continue past several spinners to Nimbasa City.
Nimbasa City
Right off the bat, enjoy an encounter with a kind old man being accosted by Team Plasma.
Team Plasma Grunt
Watchog: Rock Smash. If Blaze: Flame Charge = 100%.
Trubbish: Flame Charge.
Receive the Bicycle, but use your feet to run to the Pokémon Center. Purchase the TM27 Return from the bottom vendor, then hit right to get 6 Hyper Potions and 4 Paralyze Heals from the top vendor. In the menu, un-register the Medicine bag, register the Bicycle, teach Return over Ember, use the Center. Head to the amusement park and enjoy a romantic encounter with N.
N 3
Sandile: Work Up, Return.
Sigilyph: Flame Charge, Flame Charge.
Darumaka: Return.
Scraggy: Rock Smash.
Upon reaching level 28, give up on learning Take Down.
Get on your bike and head to the gym. If you get paralyzed or seriously damaged during a gym battle, heal in-battle. Using the menu outside a battle will cause you to miss the roller coaster cycles, wasting time.
Lady Magnolia
Emolga: Work Up, Flame Charge = 81%. If Blaze: Flame Charge = 81%. (Spark 18-22)
Emolga: Flame Charge = 81%.
Rich Boy Cody
Blitzle: Flame Charge.
Rich Boy Rolan
Blitzle: Flame Charge.
Blitzle: Flame Charge.
Lady Colette
Emolga: Flame Charge, Ember.
Before Elesa, heal to full.
Elesa
Emolga: Work Up, Blaze+Flame Charge. She outspeeds you, but she will use Aerial Ace twice, and that should put you in Blaze range. Blaze =34/103 (Aerial Ace 32-42)
Emolga: Blaze+Flame Charge. If you are paralyzed, make sure you heal before Zebstrika.
Zebstrika: Blaze+Flame Charge. (Spark 30-36) (Quick Attack 13-15 (16))
Upon reaching level 31, replace Work Up with Heat Crash.
Receive gym badge and TM72 Volt Switch. Head to the musical and enjoy some dress-up with Bianca, then a touching moment with her father. Head towards Route 5, stopping to heal up right before you exit the gate room.
Route 5
Encounter Cheren and have yet another rival battle.
Cheren 5
Liepard: X Attack, Work Up, Heat Crash. (Fake Out 8-10) (Fury Swipes 5(6), crit 10-11 (12))
Dewott: Return.
Tranquill: Heat Crash. If Protect and Torment is active: Flame Charge.
Pansear: Return.
Receive a free restore from Cheren, then fight some little kids.
Preschooler Sarah and Preschooler Billy
First turn: Flame Charge left.
Second turn: Heat Crash left
Third turn: If the remaining Herdier is above ~60% HP, Heat Crash. Otherwise, Return.
Enjoy the brief cutscene as Clay lowers the drawbridge. Turn up your volume so you can clearly hear soft noises, then get on the bridge. Farm the shadowy spots until you encounter a Ducklett. Chuck Ultra Balls at it. Head for Driftveil City.
Driftveil City
Head south for the Cold Storage. Heal to full if necessary, then teach Rock Smash to Pignite, replacing Work Up. Dodge all the trainers inside and enter the storage container to find Zinzolin and face some more Team Plasma Grunts. Start with the center grunt and proceed to the right.
Team Plasma Grunt
Watchog: Rock Smash.
Scraggy: Heat Crash.
Team Plasma Grunt
Liepard: Return.
Team Plasma Grunt
Trubbish: Return.
Team Plasma Grunt
Sandile: Flame Charge.
Watchog: Rock Smash.
Rest your hands while Clay escorts the bad guys away, then head out and up to his gym. Enjoy another scene, then enter the gym. Heal to full here ONLY if <63 HP, 66 is 1/16 range to die to Muddy Water.
Worker Felix
Palpitoad: Flame Charge, Return. (Muddy Water 62 (66))
Drilbur: Heat Crash.
Worker Don
Krokorok: Rock Smash.
Clerk Katie
Drilbur: Heat Crash.
Heal to full before Clay unless you have at least 103 HP.
Clay
Krokorok: Rock Smash.
Palpitoad: FC until +1 Speed, if you get to +1 speed and are not in Blaze use an X Attack, if he spams Bulldoze you will get Blaze and should be able to kill with Flame Charge. If at +1 speed and Attack, kill with return. (Bulldoze 36-42) (Muddy Water 50-62)
Excadrill: Blaze/+1 Flame Charge. (Bulldoze 78-92)
Receive gym badge. Leave the gym and head to the Pokémon Center. Buy 11 Max Repels, and as many Hyper Potions as you can afford. Heal and Max Repel before Bianca.
Bianca 4
Herdier: X Attack, Heat Crash. (Take Down 25-31)
Panpour: Return.
Musharna: Return, Return. (X Attack if Defense curl until she stops) (Psybeam 50-56 (60))
Servine: Flame Charge. (Slam 16-19)
Upon reaching level 36, give up on learning Assurance.
Receive HM02 Fly and proceed.
Route 6
Dodge the spinners on the way north, stopping between the two scientists at the Season Research Lab to pick up the Elixir in the grass to the south. Continue to Chargestone Cave, and receive TM78 Bulldoze from Clay.
Chargestone Cave
Enjoy some conversations with N and Bianca, then receive the Lucky Egg. Move on, dodging spinners and such until your Repel wears off. When it does, use another Max Repel, and equip the Lucky Egg. Head downstairs and begin the first Team Plasma gauntlet. Your goal is to exit the cave with exactly 10 Return PP, exactly 0 Heat Crash PP, and any amount of Flame Charge or Rock Smash PP. Adjust your move selection on the fly in the cavern to satisfy these requirements.
Team Plasma Grunt
Sandile: Flame Charge.
Scraggy: Flame Charge.
Watchog: Return.
Team Plasma Grunt
Scraggy: Heat Crash.
Team Plasma Grunt
Trubbish: Return.
Liepard: Return. (Fake Out 7-9)
Team Plasma Grunt
Trubbish: Flame Charge.
Trubbish: Flame Charge.
Trubbish: Flame Charge.
Team Plasma Grunt
Watchog: Return.
Sandile: Flame Charge.
Team Plasma Grunt
Liepard: Flame Charge. (Fake Out 8-10)
Team Plasma Grunt
Sandile: Flame Charge.
Watchog: Heat Crash.
N 4
Boldore: Rock Smash, Rock Smash. (Smack Down 18-22)
Joltik: Heat Crash.
Klink: Heat Crash. If you're out of Heat Crash PP, Flame Charge.
Ferroseed: Same as above. (Iron Barbs 8)
Exit the cave. (Duh.)
Mistralton City
Enjoy a chat with Skyla and Cedric Juniper, then head to the Celestial Tower. When your Repel wears off, continue north until you have to enter the grass again. Then, use another Max Repel, use your Elixir on Emboar, heal to full, and teach Fly to Ducklett. Proceed and fight the only required trainer in the tower.
Psychic Doreen
Elgyem: Return.
Solosis: Flame Charge.
Sigilyph: Heat Crash.
Continue to the top, avoiding all the trainers on the second and third floors (you can tap B to force them to change their facing; they are not spinners). Enjoy some conversation with Skyla, ring the bell, then Fly back to Mistralton City. Head to the gym.
Worker Cliff
Tranquill: Heat Crash.
Tranquill: Heat Crash.
Pilot Ted
Ducklett: Return.
Sigilyph: Heat Crash.
Pilot Chase
Unfezant: Heat Crash.
Worker Arnold
Swoobat: Heat Crash. (Air Slash 44-50 (54))
Heal to full before Skyla.
Skyla
Swoobat: Heat Crash. (Acrobatics 66-80) (Heart Stamp 38-48)
Unfezant: Heat Crash.
Swanna: Flame Charge, Return. (Air Slash 66-78)
Upon reaching level 43, replace Flame Charge with Flamethrower.
Receive gym badge and TM62 Acrobatics. Head out and enjoy some insane ramblings from N, then head for Route 7 again, where you'll find Cheren right outside Twist Mountain.
Cheren 6
Unfezant: X Attack, Heat Crash. (Air Slash 44-54) (Crit Air Slash 90-108)
Dewott: Return.
Liepard: Rock Smash. (Speed Tie) (Fake Out 11-13) (Assurance 9-12)
Simisear: Return.
Receive HM03 Surf from Alder, then park yourself right before the trainer. Use a Max Repel. Fight the trainer, then enter the cave.
Hiker Terrell
Boldore: Rock Smash, Rock Smash. (Rock Slide 30-36)
Gurdurr: Flamethrower.
Twist Mountain
It's winter, so just skip the entire damn thing as shown in the gif below. Along the way, stop to pick up a Rare Candy in a snowbank (gif forthcoming). Enjoy some conversations with Clay and Cheren as you go.

Icirrus City
Enjoy Cedric's explanation of the Dragonspiral Tower, then head to the Pokémon Center. Talk to the lady just to the left to receive TM31 Brick Break. Teach Brick Break to Emboar, replacing Rock Smash. Head to the gym, stopping on the way there to pick up the Rare Candy just over the snow mound to the south.
Black Belt Grant
Cubchoo: Return. Pray he doesn't Endure.
Cubchoo: Same as above.
Cryogonal: Return.
Battle Girl Miriam
Cryogonal: Brick Break. (Because it's faster and has reflect/acid armor) (Ice Beam 21-24)
Black Belt Kendrew
Cubchoo: Return.
Battle Girl Mikiko
Cubchoo: Return.
Vanillish: Return.
Battle Girl Chandra
Vanillish: Return.
Vanillish: Return.
Clip through the rock to skip the final trainer, as in this video: Video
Brycen
Vanillish: Return.
Beartic: Brick Break.
Cryogonal: Brick Break. (Aurora Beam 12-15)
Receive gym badge and TM79 Frost Breath. Head out and enjoy an event with Brycen and the Shadow Triad, then head north for the tower.
Dragonspiral Tower
Use a Max Repel upon entering. Head upstairs and begin the second Team Plasma gauntlet. All the Pokémon owned by all the Team Plasma Grunts can be OHKO'd with any of your moves, but Brick Break is super effective on many of them. As such, simply use any move other than Brick Break on every Pokémon. The Pokémon owned by each trainer are listed below, but the strategy for each one is the same, and therefore excluded for brevity.
Team Plasma Grunt
Watchog
Team Plasma Grunt
Liepard (Fake Out 9-11)
Team Plasma Grunt
Scraggy
Team Plasma Grunt
Liepard (Fake Out 9-11)
Liepard (Fake Out 9-11)
Team Plasma Grunt
Watchog
Krokorok
Scraggy
Continue upstairs. Pick up the Max Elixir immediately before encountering the final four grunts.
Team Plasma Grunt
Watchog
Krokorok
Team Plasma Grunt
Krokorok
Team Plasma Grunt
Trubbish
Liepard (Fake Out 8-10)
Upon reaching level 50, give up on learning Head Smash.
Team Plasma Grunt
Watchog
Head upstairs and enjoy a cutscene, followed by some conversation. Fly back to Nimbasa City.
Relic Castle
Upon landing in Nimbasa, get on the bike and hoof it for Route 4. Head for the Relic Castle, being careful not to step in the sand until you need to. Right before you enter the sand, use a Max Repel, and use your Max Elixir on Emboar. In the Desert Resort, head off to the southwest and pick up a hidden Rare Candy (image forthcoming).
Head to the Relic Castle and begin the final Team Plasma gauntlet. To defeat these trainers, you primarily want to use Heat Crash and Flamethrower, because you will want your Return and Brick Break PP for the final gym. There are suggested move choices below, but every Pokémon can be OHKO'd with any attack, except the Garbodor.
Team Plasma Grunt
Watchog: Flamethrower.
Krokorok: Flamethrower.
Krokorok: Flamethrower.
Team Plasma Grunt
Scraggy: Heat Crash.
Watchog: Heat Crash.
Team Plasma Grunt
Garbodor: Return. Your other moves will not OHKO this Pokémon.
Team Plasma Grunt
Krokorok: Heat Crash.
Team Plasma Grunt
Liepard: Heat Crash. (Fake Out 8-10)
Trubbish: Flamethrower.
Trubbish: Flamethrower.
Team Plasma Grunt
Watchog: Flamethrower.
Scraggy: Return.
Team Plasma Grunt
Trubbish: Return.
Liepard: Return. (Fake Out 9-11)
Enjoy some more insanity, this time courtesy of Ghetsis, then fly back to Nacrene City. After landing, return to the museum and enjoy some conversation. Make sure to answer yes to the question so you receive the Light Stone. Fly back to Icirrus City.
Route 8
Traverse the frozen moors of Route 8, bypassing every trainer with impunity, until Bianca stops you at the gate to Tubeline Bridge.
Bianca 5
Stoutland: X Attack, Brick Break. (Retaliate 31-37, @ +1 45-54, @ +2 60-72)
(switch to Pansage if only 4 X Attacks, can use 2 X Attacks and Blaze Heat Crash Musharna - remember you will need 4 X Attacks after this fight)
Simipour: Return.
Musharna: Flamethrower, Flamethrower. (Psybeam 66-80)
Serperior: Flamethrower. (Slam 21-25)
Cross the Tubeline Bridge, stopping to enjoy another Ghetsis diatribe. Cross Route 9 and head for Opelucid City.
Opelucid City
Enjoy still more Ghetsis speeches and general exposition. Head for the gym and begin the last tedious slog.
Ace Trainer Webster
Fraxure: Return.
Ace Trainer Olwen
Deino: Heat Crash.
Ace Trainer Jose
Fraxure: Brick Break.
Fraxure: Brick Break.
Ace Trainer Clara
Fraxure: Brick Break.
Veteran Hugo
Druddigon: Return, Flamethrower. (Rough Skin 25)(Dragon Claw 45-54) (Total 70-79)
Flamethrower first if you have 79hp exactly, then heal if Druddigon does 54 and puts you at 25)
Ace Trainer Tom
Deino: Return.
Fraxure: Brick Break.
Druddigon: Brick Break. (Rough Skin 25)
Heal now if HP is <76
Ace Trainer Dara
Deino: Return.
Druddigon: Brick Break, (Flamethrower).  (Rough Skin 25)  (Dragon Claw, 42-51)  (Total 76)
Veteran Kim
Fraxure: Brick Break.
Fraxure: Brick Break.
Heal before Drayden if <69 HP
Drayden
Fraxure: X Attack, Brick Break. (Dragon Tail, 36-43)
Druddigon: Return.  (Rough Skin 25)
Haxorus: Return.
Upon reaching level 55, give up on learning Roar.
Receive gym badge and TM82 Dragon Tail. Head outside and receive the Master Ball from Professor Juniper, then head for Route 10.
Route 10
Head north and stop before the grass to use a Max Repel. Dodge the several spinners on the way to the bridge, where you are stopped by Cheren for the last time.
Cheren 7
Unfezant: X Attack, Heat Crash. (Air Slash 56-68, crit 133-138)
Samurott: Brick Break. (Aqua Jet 50-60)
Liepard: Return. (Liepard here does not have Fake Out)
Simisear: Return.
Receive 2 Max Revives, then head for Victory Road, being very, very careful to dodge the two spinners on the way.
Victory Road
Enjoy the needlessly epic badge check sequence, then enter Victory Road proper and engage the final trainer.
Ace Trainer Shanta
Whimsicott: Flamethrower. Outspeeds you, so you're going to take some damage.
Zebstrika: Return. Also outspeeds you, and may well paralyze you. Just fight through it.
Press on. When your Max Repel falls off, refresh it, then use the three Rare Candies and heal up with a Hyper Potion. If you reach level 62, replace Flamethrower with Flare Blitz. Dodge the final spinner, then simply head for the Pokémon League.
Pokémon League
Skip the Center, unless you're really paranoid, in which case pick up a few Full Restores. Begin with Grimsley.
Grimsley
Scrafty: Brick Break.
Krookodile: Brick Break.
Liepard: X Speed, Flamethrower. (You outspeed Liepard at level 62)
Bisharp: Flamethrower.
Upon reaching level 62, replace Return with Flare Blitz.
Head to Marshal.  Equip the Charcoal, Decide on healing depending on your current HP:
172 HP is always safe,
137 HP is almost always safe, unless you don't Burn Sawk and Stone Edge hits AND criticals (9% Chance). (Remember if you die Max Revive doesn't cost much time).
Marshal
Throh: Flare Blitz. You will take 61 recoil damage from Throh.
Sawk: Flamethrower, Flamethrower, Flamethrower, Flamethrower.
Conkeldurr: Flare Blitz/Blaze Flamethrower. You will take 56 recoil damage from Conkeldurr.
Mienshao: Flare Blitz/Blaze Flamethrower. You will take 46 recoil damage from Mienshao, for a total of 102 after Sawk. Dying from this recoil damage is okay.

If you have a Super Potion and have 60-81 HP, you do not need to heal at this point. Otherwise heal to full.

Caitlin
Reuniclus: Flare Blitz (Recoil 58)/(Heat Crash if you did not heal)
Musharna: Flare Blitz. (Recoil 59) (WARNING: Does not die to Blaze Heat Crash)
Sigilyph: Flare Blitz (Recoil 46)/Blaze Heat Crash.
Gothitelle:Blaze Heat Crash/ (Flare Blitz if not in Blaze).  (Recoil 48)

Head to Shauntal. Use a Super Potion if you did not heal before Caitlin.
Shauntal
Cofagrigus: Blaze Flamethrower.
Golurk: Blaze Flamethrower.
Jellicent: Blaze Flare Blitz. (Recoil 54)
Chandelure: Blaze Flare Blitz. (if you got the Cursed Body activation, Blaze Heat Crash is a 62.5% range) If you die, Max Revive, Flamethrower, Flare Blitz.

Take the statue downstairs. Head to the champion's room, and enjoy a conversation between N and Alder, followed by a cutscene. Go to N's Castle.
N's Castle
Head directly to N's throne room. Enjoy two cutscenes, followed by a forced battle against Reshiram. Chuck a Master Ball at him. Hope for good stats as you take on the champion.
N 5
Zekrom: DragonBreath, DragonBreath, (DragonBreath). If Reshiram dies, bring out Emboar and finish him off with Brick Break.
Carracosta: Slash, then die. Bring out Emboar and Brick Break. If Reshiram is already dead, Return, Brick Break, and pray he doesn't crit you.
Klinklang: X Attack, X Speed, Brick Break. (Hyper Beam 51-61, @-2 104-123) (Thunderbolt 33-39, @-2 66-78)
Zoroark: Brick Break.
Archeops: Brick Break.
Vanilluxe: Brick Break.
Enjoy Ghetsis' revelations of his heinous (but entirely unsurprising) plans, then receive a free heal from N.
Ghetsis
Cofagrigus: Fusion Flare, get hit by Toxic, then bring out Emboar, X Attack, X Speed, Flamethrower. If you didn't buy Full Restores, save your only one for Toxic here. (Psychic 68-80) (Psychic @ -1 102-120) (Shadow Ball 45-54) (Shadow Ball @ -1 67-81)
Bouffalant: Brick Break.
Seismitoad: Brick Break.
Hydreigon: Brick Break.
Eelektross: Brick Break.
Bisharp: Brick Break.
Keep spamming A/B until you get through all the text to the credits. Time is on the fadeout after N’s final text box.
Enjoy the credits music.