GG Allin Recruits Martians to Produce and Bottle Diarrhea in Kingstree

Excited by the idea of bringing the unique flavor of Martian diarrhea carbonated drink to Earth, GG Allin didn't waste time on his next trip to Mars. GG quickly gathered a group of 20 Martians who were eager to help start a bottling plant in Kingstree, SC. They all traveled together to Earth, with the Martians bringing with them the secret ingredients needed to produce the beverage.

They were initially concerned about obtaining water from the Crater Tehuacan since it was located on Mars, but they soon discovered a spot in Mexico with the same name that also had natural mineral water with a similar taste. They wasted no time in acquiring the water and began working on the process of producing the drink.

The Martians ate prunes sourced from Costco in Charleston and the local ranchers provided the rumen needed to make menudo. They spiced it up with chiles to give their diarrhea the distinctive twant that made it so special. The process was a success and they soon had a large quantity of the carbonated drink to sell.

They needed to come up with brand names for their new beverage, so they proposed 10 different names for marketing purposes. The names were all based on various locations and events in Kingstree. One of the proposed names was "The Swamp Water," which referred to the nearby swamps that surrounded Kingstree. Another name was "The Yellow Jackets' Fizz," which paid homage to the local high school's mascot.

The group took their proposed names to the local government, and they were approved after a lengthy debate. The Martians were thrilled and set to work bottling their drink under the brand names they had chosen. It wasn't long before the drink became a sensation in Kingstree and was even exported to nearby towns.

GG Allin and the Martians had succeeded in bringing a unique taste from another world to Earth, and they were proud to be a part of it. They had overcome many challenges, but the outcome was worth it. The Martians continued to work hard and expand their business, and they were happy to share their secrets with anyone who was willing to learn.