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Sonic Twitter Takeover 4 - 17 - @sonicstadium

May 24th, 2019
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  1. [17 - @sonicstadium]
  2. https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/1132043392047706112
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  4. - Sonic: Oh hey, the Sonic Stadium - huh, nice fansite name guys - asks:
  5. "Many of our readers wanna know, what is the secret to growing such a fine moustache?"
  6.  
  7. - Tails: Wait, is that for all of us or just Eggman?
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  9. - Eggman: Haha I've got this, don't- don't worry. Listen. The secret is quite simple. First you need good product. I use a firming gel called "Adam and Sven" {maybe wrong idk?}. Then, you use a comb, and also carefully trim it to become impeccably stunning and handsome.
  10.  
  11. - Tails: I wonder what Eggman would look like if we shaved his moustache off...
  12.  
  13. - Eggman: Ohoho no, trust me. You REALLY don't wanna see that.
  14.  
  15. - Shadow: I agree Tails. Maybe we should shave it off right now?
  16.  
  17. - Eggman: Sh-Sh-Shadow, wh- no no no please guys, listen, I-
  18.  
  19. - Sonic: Hey grab him, quick!
  20.  
  21. - Eggman: No no, no! Get away! *high pitched scream*
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