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- [17 - @sonicstadium]
- https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/1132043392047706112
- - Sonic: Oh hey, the Sonic Stadium - huh, nice fansite name guys - asks:
- "Many of our readers wanna know, what is the secret to growing such a fine moustache?"
- - Tails: Wait, is that for all of us or just Eggman?
- - Eggman: Haha I've got this, don't- don't worry. Listen. The secret is quite simple. First you need good product. I use a firming gel called "Adam and Sven" {maybe wrong idk?}. Then, you use a comb, and also carefully trim it to become impeccably stunning and handsome.
- - Tails: I wonder what Eggman would look like if we shaved his moustache off...
- - Eggman: Ohoho no, trust me. You REALLY don't wanna see that.
- - Shadow: I agree Tails. Maybe we should shave it off right now?
- - Eggman: Sh-Sh-Shadow, wh- no no no please guys, listen, I-
- - Sonic: Hey grab him, quick!
- - Eggman: No no, no! Get away! *high pitched scream*
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