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- It's Faraday Kage
- vs Mr Mumbles
- Boy with a name like that you better hope i stumble
- Better hope i'm drunk, barney gumble
- They told me Farra sit down, you'll go far, be humble
- then for my next battle, they gave me… urkel’s uncle
- I said fuck that, I'm erked, I wanted po to rumble
- So I guess I have to pay my dues, slay these dudes
- I know you've been groomed since like 03, but I've never had a problem tryna smoke OG
- So let's get into it
- This battle is not a black tie affair, it's not a fair place for you
- So if you could tie a knot around your neck thenI'll pull the chair out for you
- And didn't you get rinsed by like kid twist in late 06?
- would you get miffed if i said bitch
- you're twice as shit as you were back then?
- let's compare, see what you two have been up to since
- he's got a movie deal with diz, he's in the real rapping industry
- they been roping off at Yonge so he can battle in the streets
- meanwhile mr mumbles has been tragically defeated by some massive interbreeding
- tween a ratchet and a bastard in the back of like a prius
- i've been rapping in this league for like twenty seven weeks
- in twelve years twist leveled up, you're here... battling with me...
- but i'm sick of clashing with the meek, gimme masters and i'll eat
- you're not a factor in my meteoric rise toward the peak
- swinging swords stacking corpses cause their formula is weak
- They’re spittin corny shit thats only really clothing for the sheep
- Battle rap is full of clones poses stolen from the streets
- Bitch and moan when you can roam instead of frozen in a seat
- But I'm a lone wolf homing in on throats so best believe
- That if you come into my home it's game of thrones and I'm the lead
- And while twist was growing up, you were growing old and feeble
- So imagine my reaction when Pre told me you're my equal
- FUCK THAT have to smash his ass and jab him with a needle
- that's a death sentence- cause your rap so fuckin wack it ought be actually illegal
- Round one, evil, round two, the sequel, round three he'll wish he fucking brought more people, let's go
- you had your last battle in some type of wing spot
- picture ya'll draggin round the tables to make sure the ring blocked
- If it got too heated, y'all wouldn't even swing pops
- Cause a family of 4 ready to bring cops
- I picture Mumbles mirror rappin
- Getting spit up on the plastic
- And saying stupid shit like Gee, this'll be a classic
- pick a battle in the capital get rattled by a faggot
- Nah, I'm not even gay but to these dudes it's all the same
- Cause if you look a little different then they feel a type of way
- how fucking original
- you're full of more hot air than a fucking dirigible
- so listen-
- fuck a gay bar
- git the AR
- trauma, bone snapped
- the pipe blast, angels sing
- that's the thing- guitar, trombone, pipe
- you see the scheme I'm trying to implement?
- I’m the inquisitioner, i'm bringing all my instruments
- you've been rapping since I was 5 but never even had a PY
- ...and now I see why
- don't even give this kind of shit performance any reinforcement
- the only reason to endorse it is
- that charity's an enormous source of endorphins
- What i mean to say is that I lead the way
- Young boy been cooking, that’s easy bake
- They tell me I get too many bodys, you greedy Day
- so maybe you should just kill yourself...
- nah that's the easy way
- You measly plate, make me wanna move the stick - parchesi game
- you gonna get cut up and melted
- Yeah, his bars cheesy eh?
- you wanna know why beastmode never answers when you call?
- because you got a lisp like Shane Mac, but you look like ru paul
- He got an old enough to be my dad face
- Your career got tires spinnin in place- that's a drag race
- And I’ve deleted two careers, I'm thinkin backspace
- But you've got no punches, guess that you're a pacifist or masochist
- Lemme ask him this- do you think you're the protagonist?
- Nah, that's a damn hallucination think the Machinist
- You ain't multifaceted
- Just a reenactment but innacurate
- You lost a battle 2v1, got your asses kicked
- But Black Pearl held you up, like you were Jack up on the mast and shit
- Eyes glassed over lookin newer than a blastocyst.
- Like you were on ammonia bleach right after the gasses mix
- Fuck it, I'll just pander y'all ain't even understand this shit
- When Beastmode called you trash, you took it like a champ
- Prolly cause he usedta hear it similar from Dad
- Thought cause you've never been a winner you'd have thinner skin than that
- Cause you're a skinny little fuck you look malarial
- Very ill, thought I was here for a battle not a burial
- He'll say that I'm a nerd, and that's a truther
- But if you come at me you'll end up with a school shooter
- When you compare Farra to Eric Harris it's fairly apparent that I'm an error
- My parents werent really parents they rarely made an appearance
- So maybe I’m just scarier maybe this ain’t a character
- Maybe I'll make a corpse of a rapper just for the carrion
- Then we get to comparing us...
- You compared to me?
- Bottom tier
- Elton John compared to you?
- Not a queer
- Respect is not what you have gotten here
- You just keep freefalling I'm sure that the bottom's near
- And you wouldn't even put money up so go buy me a fucking beer
- It's Fara D A Y K A G E bring your bars next time fore you fuck with me.
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