Odd Man Rush (2020) EN

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<i>When Stephane Matteau
was traded</i>

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<i>to the Rangers at the deadline,</i>

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<i>he figured he'd
just be a spare player,</i>

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<i>waiting around in case
someone got hurt.</i>

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<i>That was March 1994.
Two months later...</i>

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<i>He's off to
the Devil's place,</i>

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<i>across ice into the far corner.</i>

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<i>Matteau swoops in to intercept.</i>

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<i>Matteau behind the net.</i>

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<i>Swings in front, he scores!</i>

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<i>Matteau, Matteau!</i>

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<i>Matteau, Stephane Matteau!</i>

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<i>And the Rangers have
one more hill to climb, baby!</i>

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<i>And it's Mount Vancouver!</i>

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<i>The Rangers are
headed to the finals!</i>

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<i>Which they
went on to win that year.</i>

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<i>That's the thing about hockey.</i>

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<i>As long as you're on
the ice, you have a chance.</i>

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I was at that Rangers game.
Seven years old.

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Got to see some players leave
MSG on 31st Street afterwards.

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Never forget it.

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Matteau gave me a thumbs up.

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Mom, I told you.
Don't wash my jersey every time.

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<i>That's me.</i>

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<i>And as far back
as I can remember,</i>

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<i>all I could
think about was hockey.</i>

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You forgot this last practice.

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Coach, why can't
we change on the fly?

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Next year.

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Can we at least keep score?

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Let's focus on having fun.

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Winning is fun.

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And the things
that will take you

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much further
than hockey ever will.

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Like discipline,
teamwork, and leadership.

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Come on, Bobby.

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You know no one on this team
is going to the NHL.

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Now, let's go get some pizza!

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Someone has to play
for the Rangers in 15 years.

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Sanders streaks through
the middle,

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splits the D-men.

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Think that's funny, Luke?

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What are you
going to do about it?

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I figured.

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Mr. Sanders, put your weapon away.

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Morning, lads.

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Morning.

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Mr. Sanders, Watkins, blazers.

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Mr. Watkins, last week
it was your left loafer.

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Now your blazer?

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It was right here,
Mr. Demeny, I promise!

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At recess you can
tell me your action plan

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for becoming responsible.

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Now.

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"We know what we are
but know not what we may be."

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Shakespeare.

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Today's assignment is
a gift to your future self.

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Each of you will write a letter
to yourself, and seal it.

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I will mail your letter
to you in 15 years.

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Write about what
you hope you may be.

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Sitting in this classroom,

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there may be a conductor
of the philharmonic...

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chief justice
of the Supreme Court.

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And perhaps the owner
of the New York Rangers

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ice hockey team.

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You have 15 minutes.

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Think about the future.

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<i>"Dear me..."</i>

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<i>I knew
exactly who I was going to be,</i>

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<i>and it wasn't
the owner of the Rangers.</i>

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- Ah, the new guy from New York.
- That's me.

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- Stewey.
- Bobby.

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- Welcome aboard.
- Glad to be here.

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- How's it look?
- Looks good.

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So, you want to
get your name and number

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up in the rafters like Clearys?

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- Absolutely.
- Okay, skate hard.

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Keep your mouth shut.

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- And don't be barking at the refs, got it?
- Got it.

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- Good luck.
- Thanks.

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<i>I played
forward for two seasons.</i>

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<i>And then this.</i>

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L four and five
are really herniated,

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and they're just
pressing on this nerve.

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I'm really surprised
that the pain in your leg

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hasn't started until now.

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So then what's
the deal, more epidurals?

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No, I just don't think
they'll work at this point.

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Okay, look, how do I
get back on the ice?

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I mean, maybe if the Rangers
draft you in the first round,

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a second surgery
could make sense,

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but I can't
recommend that to you right now.

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Until other alternatives
are explored.

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To manage the pain.

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Like any normal person,
I got a second opinion,

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and WebMD convinced me
I had tertiary syphilis.

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Whatever that is.

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Then came alternative therapies.

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Electric stimulation
just spread MRSA.

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Acupuncture with Dr. Wong
cured my allergies,

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but not my back.

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And hypnosis didn't do shit.

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These didn't
really do anything either.

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Although two of them
on an empty stomach

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did turn Science B47:
Cosmic Connections

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into a transcendent experience.

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I even got a B plus
on my final project.

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A diorama of Sombrero Galaxy.

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Yeah.

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<i>The surgery was a success,</i>

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<i>but the recovery kept me
off the ice through graduation.</i>

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<i>If I wanted to
play hockey again,</i>

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<i>my only option was to find</i>

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<i>a minor league
team located in an area</i>

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<i>that didn't have internet access</i>

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<i>so they wouldn't be able to
look up my stats from college.</i>

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Figure skating was an hour ago.

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That was a dog shit call, ref.

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That was a great call.

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Two minutes till full time.

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Right side, idiots!

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As a reminder,

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after last Saturday's incident

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alcohol will not be served
after the first period.

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What did you do to get here?

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I think it was hooking or tripping.

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I don't know.
It was a dogshit call.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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Why is a Harvard guy
playing hockey here?

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Can I get an autograph
for my ten-year old son?

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You got a pen?

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You played with
Matthew Sullivan at Harvard.

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You must still be friends, no?

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They say he's going to
be NHL rookie of the year.

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He's my son's favorite player.

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All right, I'll tell you what.

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You shave ten seconds
off my penalty,

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I'll get you
a signed jersey from him.

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Six seconds.

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Game worn jersey.

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Fine.

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- Eight seconds.
- Yeah.

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My address.

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You're free!

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Now, we all have our stories
as to how we got here.

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While I was in college,

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that guy was in
a Kazakhstani prison.

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Guard, not inmate. I think.

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This guy, best athlete
on the team.

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Apparently competed
in the last winter Olympics

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in pairs figure skating.

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Doesn't really matter that I can't
pronounce any of their names.

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We're all laser-focused
on the game.

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And no matter how many fans
show up, or don't...

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the clock's always ticking.

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And someone's always watching.

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Yeah!

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Well done! Keep it up, lads!

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<i>And the beauty of
scoring a game's first goal</i>

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<i>in these
European minor leagues...</i>

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You're set with
groceries for the week.

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Nice goal tonight.

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You studied this
in Holland, right?

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Um, it was Belgium, actually.

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My main sponsor
pulled out a week ago,

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so the team went bankrupt.

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Happens in Germany, too.

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You're wasting your time.

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I don't know, man.
It kind of feels like a step up to me.

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With that.
It hasn't worked in two years.

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Living the dream, aren't we?

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Jesus, fuck.

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Shit.

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<i>There are two moments
you never forget.</i>

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<i>The first time you
walk into a locker room...</i>

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<i>and the last.</i>

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And that's how
they let you know.

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They take your pants.

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Cut or traded?

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Traded, part of a package deal.

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Where to?

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Up.

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Up like what?

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Up like North
or like a higher league?

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Both.

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When I was a kid,

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I thought that there
was some sort of correlation

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between how far North you are

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and how good the hockey is.

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You know, like Buffalo
was better than New York City,

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Toronto was better than
Buffalo, you get the idea.

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By that logic,
I should probably be surrounded

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by a bunch of
Sidney Crosby's here.

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Holy shit.

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Hey, uh...

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Hey.

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Um...

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You from around here?

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Yeah, not too far,
a couple Swedish miles.

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Cool.

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Um... is that a good book?

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- You must be the new American.
- Yes.

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The goal-scoring forward
who's going to save the season.

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I don't know about that,
but I'm going to try.

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- It's all in the papers.
- Oh.

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My little brother
goes to all the home games.

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Thousands of fans.

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- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

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Actually, would you
mind signing something for him?

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- Oh, God, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Like an autograph?

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Let's see if I have anything.

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Maybe you could write on this?

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See if I have a pen.

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- <i>Voilà.</i>
- Found one.

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His friends will be so jealous
when he's the first

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to get the new American
footballer's autograph.

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Footballer?

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Soccer, as you
Americans call it, right?

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Hey, fuckface.

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Let's go.

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- Sorry. Yeah.
- Thank you.

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Now don't freeze to death.

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Well, hey, listen. Um...

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Tell your brother
maybe he should bring

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his sister to a game sometime.

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- Okay, I'll do that.
- Okay, good.

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Let's go.

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Will you come with us into town?

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No, thanks, Tomas,
I'm waiting to get picked up.

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That's good.

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I think you forgot something.

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Might be useful.

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Why?

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All right, let's go.

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- See you later.
- See you.

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Okay, welcome to Sweden.

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<i>You never fly
directly to these towns.</i>

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<i>You take a plane, then a train,</i>

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<i>then a bus, and
sometimes a shitty Volvo wagon</i>

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<i>with a snow plow.</i>

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Three rules for players.

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One, give me
everything you have on the ice,

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practices and games.

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Number two, if you get
the puck in the defensive zone,

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you have two options.

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Chip it out or fuck off.

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And three is
no shitting on the bus.

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Works for me.

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What the hell?

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I thought you quit.

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- That'll have to be next season.
- Well, that's good.

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Oy, oy, oy.

254
00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:46,066
Okay.

255
00:17:47,902 --> 00:17:49,336
Oh, not you, fuckface.

256
00:17:51,138 --> 00:17:52,239
Just this beauty.

257
00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:29,844
- Hey. What's up, man?
- Hey, nice to meet you.

258
00:18:29,877 --> 00:18:31,478
- I'm Gabbe.
- Bobby.

259
00:18:31,512 --> 00:18:32,814
Nice to meet you. Great salad.

260
00:18:32,847 --> 00:18:35,215
Thanks. Come on.

261
00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:36,517
Oh, God.

262
00:18:36,551 --> 00:18:37,785
So this is
pretty much it.

263
00:18:37,819 --> 00:18:38,820
This is the castle.

264
00:18:39,721 --> 00:18:41,321
You have either bed over here.

265
00:18:41,355 --> 00:18:43,825
This is where we eat
breakfast, lunch, dinner.

266
00:18:43,858 --> 00:18:45,292
That's the kitchen over there.

267
00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:46,828
Hey, where's the bathroom?

268
00:18:46,861 --> 00:18:48,195
Up the hill.

269
00:18:49,664 --> 00:18:51,264
Up the hill?

270
00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:53,501
It's only temporary
during tryout period.

271
00:18:53,534 --> 00:18:55,603
Once they have contract,

272
00:18:55,637 --> 00:18:57,605
I think we'll
move to better housing.

273
00:18:57,639 --> 00:18:58,539
Jesus.

274
00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:06,714
So, how long after do we rinse?

275
00:19:06,748 --> 00:19:08,883
No rinse, man.
It's a leave-in conditioner.

276
00:19:08,916 --> 00:19:11,385
- Needs time for the biotin to activate.
- Mm-hmm.

277
00:19:11,418 --> 00:19:12,887
Don't use too much, it's
going to weigh down the hair.

278
00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:15,623
So use about
the size of a kronor.

279
00:19:16,758 --> 00:19:18,191
Plus, it's very expensive.

280
00:19:25,667 --> 00:19:26,868
What they get in return?

281
00:19:27,935 --> 00:19:30,505
Enough cash for
a boss washer dryer combo.

282
00:19:32,940 --> 00:19:34,842
Which model?

283
00:19:34,876 --> 00:19:37,712
300 series, 14 cycles.

284
00:19:37,745 --> 00:19:39,614
Stainless steel, stain feature.

285
00:19:39,805 --> 00:19:41,056
Bloody hell.

286
00:19:41,983 --> 00:19:43,383
You must be a goal scorer.

287
00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:49,256
What the hell is that?

288
00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:51,693
That's <i>ragga runda.</i>

289
00:19:51,726 --> 00:19:55,763
Just silly guys racing around
cars trying to pick up girls.

290
00:19:56,831 --> 00:19:57,832
Small town shit.

291
00:20:06,607 --> 00:20:09,577
<i>You always smell a
locker room before you see it.</i>

292
00:20:09,610 --> 00:20:11,278
It's the same everywhere.

293
00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:13,280
That unmistakable scent
that only smells good

294
00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:14,916
to those that
have contributed to it.

295
00:20:14,949 --> 00:20:17,484
And then there's the sounds.

296
00:20:18,886 --> 00:20:20,888
A collective groan
from a group of guys

297
00:20:20,922 --> 00:20:22,724
when someone interrupts a story

298
00:20:22,757 --> 00:20:24,458
or delivers a punchline
a little too early

299
00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:25,526
just to be a stain.

300
00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:26,761
We were playing Smash Bros.

301
00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:30,031
And then Ragge said,
"I can't do it,

302
00:20:30,064 --> 00:20:31,999
because condom is too tight."

303
00:20:33,701 --> 00:20:36,003
- Hey, pal. Dean.
- Bobby, nice to meet you.

304
00:20:36,037 --> 00:20:37,538
- Yeah, you too.
- Where you from?

305
00:20:37,572 --> 00:20:40,041
- Sunshine state, you?
- New York.

306
00:20:40,074 --> 00:20:40,975
Right on.

307
00:20:41,008 --> 00:20:42,476
King Roos!

308
00:20:42,510 --> 00:20:43,644
Best jet fuel in Sweden.

309
00:20:43,678 --> 00:20:44,746
Hey, Roos, how's it going?

310
00:20:44,779 --> 00:20:46,480
- America.
- Thanks, buddy.

311
00:20:50,484 --> 00:20:51,919
Oh, fuck me. That's really good.

312
00:20:51,953 --> 00:20:53,788
- Yeah, it's best in the league.
- Huh.

313
00:20:54,889 --> 00:20:57,525
- What's up?
- What about that guy? Is he on the team?

314
00:20:57,558 --> 00:20:58,793
Yeah. Dick pics lately?

315
00:20:58,826 --> 00:21:00,360
Okay, okay, okay, okay.

316
00:21:01,529 --> 00:21:03,396
Yeah, he's captain
for the last five years.

317
00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:05,566
Oh, shit.
What's with the, uh, longer one?

318
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:07,367
Uh, bag skates?

319
00:21:09,144 --> 00:21:11,063
On the ice in twenty minutes.

320
00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:12,507
20 minutes.

321
00:21:16,978 --> 00:21:18,980
No practice for you today.

322
00:21:19,013 --> 00:21:20,447
Oh, no, I can skate, coach.

323
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,617
Ay, you take a rest.

324
00:21:23,518 --> 00:21:25,385
We have some
important games this week.

325
00:21:25,418 --> 00:21:27,021
All right, all right. You win.

326
00:21:27,054 --> 00:21:28,990
- Whatever you say.
- Fuckface, you meet shithead?

327
00:21:29,023 --> 00:21:30,558
- Yeah.
- Yeah, we met, coach.

328
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:33,928
I hope you bring
some super shootout moves.

329
00:21:33,961 --> 00:21:36,030
If you lose, you wind up
with something like this.

330
00:21:36,063 --> 00:21:38,866
- Ah, it's starting to grow on me.
- It suits you. Look like, uh...

331
00:21:38,900 --> 00:21:40,034
- Tom Selleck.
- Captain Hook.

332
00:21:40,067 --> 00:21:41,368
Nej, Gustav.

333
00:21:42,069 --> 00:21:44,605
You sleep in,
you dress the part.

334
00:21:48,142 --> 00:21:49,677
Get fucked.

335
00:21:49,710 --> 00:21:51,344
What's up?
You have shoulder bark?

336
00:21:52,780 --> 00:21:55,950
No, got to Omaha hi-lo
split tourney in 45 minutes.

337
00:21:55,983 --> 00:21:57,317
Got to be at the casino.

338
00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:00,688
Wish me luck, boys.

339
00:22:00,721 --> 00:22:02,355
- Hey Deaner.
- Yeah?

340
00:22:02,389 --> 00:22:04,025
Win big money.
Bring back penis pump

341
00:22:04,058 --> 00:22:05,860
and two Viagra for Ragge.

342
00:22:05,893 --> 00:22:07,662
He's going
to need three.

343
00:22:12,767 --> 00:22:15,136
You sure? This is
an absurd amount of caviar.

344
00:22:15,169 --> 00:22:16,838
- Let's get it.
- You think so?

345
00:22:16,871 --> 00:22:18,105
Holy shit. I know that girl.

346
00:22:18,338 --> 00:22:19,923
- Hey.
- Hey, how are you?

347
00:22:20,215 --> 00:22:21,758
- I'm good, what about you?
- I'm good, how are you?

348
00:22:21,842 --> 00:22:22,843
Well, very good.

349
00:22:23,544 --> 00:22:24,444
Hey again.

350
00:22:25,546 --> 00:22:26,848
Oh, I don't think we met before.

351
00:22:26,881 --> 00:22:29,016
You're
the footballer, remember?

352
00:22:29,984 --> 00:22:32,419
Isn't ringing any bells.

353
00:22:32,452 --> 00:22:33,754
The weirdo from the bus stop.

354
00:22:33,788 --> 00:22:35,857
Oh, it's you! Yeah.

355
00:22:35,890 --> 00:22:36,991
Thought I recognized you.

356
00:22:37,024 --> 00:22:38,659
- I'm Elin.
- I'm Bobby.

357
00:22:38,693 --> 00:22:39,827
- Nice to see you again.
- Nice to meet you again.

358
00:22:39,861 --> 00:22:40,761
Yeah.

359
00:22:41,896 --> 00:22:43,463
Will you be
using your Lingen bucks?

360
00:22:44,932 --> 00:22:47,935
Oh, we get, uh, 200 kronor
in store credit per week.

361
00:22:47,969 --> 00:22:50,671
- Store credit?
- It's part of the hockey sponsorship deal.

362
00:22:50,705 --> 00:22:52,439
We'll use our credit.

363
00:22:52,472 --> 00:22:53,541
Okay, that's good.

364
00:22:56,978 --> 00:22:58,579
Kalles Caviar.

365
00:22:58,613 --> 00:22:59,814
A lot of Kalles caviar.

366
00:22:59,847 --> 00:23:01,582
Hey, it's this guy. It's not me.

367
00:23:11,158 --> 00:23:12,793
Looks like
you're rated 15th among

368
00:23:12,827 --> 00:23:15,462
European skaters for
this year's NHL draft.

369
00:23:15,495 --> 00:23:17,899
Funny, I always
wanted to play football.

370
00:23:19,100 --> 00:23:20,501
Bye, Dean.

371
00:23:20,534 --> 00:23:22,603
See you soon?

372
00:23:22,637 --> 00:23:24,038
We play Tuesday?

373
00:23:24,071 --> 00:23:25,840
Monday night still work?

374
00:23:25,873 --> 00:23:27,608
If you bring
your cute friend.

375
00:23:28,643 --> 00:23:29,977
We're 4-0
the night's she's slept over.

376
00:23:30,011 --> 00:23:31,612
It's not about me, Gustav.

377
00:23:31,646 --> 00:23:32,713
It's about the team.

378
00:23:34,048 --> 00:23:37,018
- Right, boys?
- Shouldn't you be leading a revolution, Poncho?

379
00:23:37,051 --> 00:23:38,586
I don't even
know what that means.

380
00:23:43,465 --> 00:23:47,803
Okay, guys, we are reviewing

381
00:23:48,554 --> 00:23:52,808
the Robitaille game.

382
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:57,605
You're in
offensive zone, face off head.

383
00:23:58,146 --> 00:23:59,398
We have a...

384
00:23:59,481 --> 00:24:01,567
Then down the field...

385
00:24:02,243 --> 00:24:04,245
The game exists on many levels.

386
00:24:04,278 --> 00:24:06,580
There's the theoretical game.

387
00:24:07,281 --> 00:24:10,200
Run fast as hell.

388
00:24:10,651 --> 00:24:11,752
There's the actual game.

389
00:24:12,653 --> 00:24:14,689
There's the game
coaches play with players,

390
00:24:14,722 --> 00:24:16,456
players play with refs.

391
00:24:17,825 --> 00:24:20,628
There's the games that we play
with ourselves in our own mind.

392
00:24:21,795 --> 00:24:23,422
So that you don't get stuck.

393
00:24:23,505 --> 00:24:26,133
Then down the field with the puck,

394
00:24:26,216 --> 00:24:28,719
and forward, you cover the damn
defense here on the blue line.

395
00:24:29,937 --> 00:24:30,838
Bam!

396
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:37,418
So, if a single bastard messes up,
then he ruins the entire game plan.

397
00:24:37,473 --> 00:24:40,114
We must 100% focus from start.

398
00:24:42,616 --> 00:24:44,785
If just one guy fucks the dog,

399
00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:46,654
the play won't work.

400
00:24:48,155 --> 00:24:49,448
The rest will work itself out.

401
00:24:50,991 --> 00:24:51,950
All good?

402
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:54,028
- Yeah.
- Surely.

403
00:24:54,061 --> 00:24:56,163
Now, work strong,
fuckers, today, huh?

404
00:24:59,300 --> 00:25:00,701
- Did you get...
- I know. I didn't.

405
00:25:00,735 --> 00:25:03,204
It's not English,
so I rarely do.

406
00:25:05,172 --> 00:25:06,974
Behind the left!

407
00:25:07,008 --> 00:25:07,875
Behind the left!

408
00:25:10,811 --> 00:25:13,848
Nobody has 99
on his jersey, fuckers.

409
00:25:13,881 --> 00:25:15,983
Make the pass
when you get the lane!

410
00:25:16,017 --> 00:25:16,917
Dean.

411
00:25:20,855 --> 00:25:23,190
- Okay, it's time for the Robitaille.
- Okay.

412
00:25:24,992 --> 00:25:26,260
All right, what's the play?

413
00:25:26,293 --> 00:25:28,562
He wants us to
run the Robitaille.

414
00:25:28,596 --> 00:25:30,231
- What the fuck's a Robitaille?
- No idea.

415
00:25:30,264 --> 00:25:32,099
Who knows? Just get the puck
to me. We'll figure it out.

416
00:25:39,206 --> 00:25:41,075
Get the puck
to the winger!

417
00:25:44,111 --> 00:25:45,980
That's not the Robitaille!

418
00:25:51,719 --> 00:25:53,120
- Nice work, buddy.
- Thanks a lot.

419
00:25:53,154 --> 00:25:54,789
Dean! Dean.

420
00:25:56,757 --> 00:25:58,025
Reverse Robitaille.

421
00:25:58,059 --> 00:25:59,927
- Works every time.
- Mm-hmm.

422
00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:02,763
So, this is enough for you?

423
00:26:02,797 --> 00:26:04,198
Huh?

424
00:26:04,231 --> 00:26:05,733
Because that's
what it looks like.

425
00:26:06,634 --> 00:26:08,302
One big fucking joke.

426
00:26:11,172 --> 00:26:13,107
Okay, boys.

427
00:26:13,140 --> 00:26:15,009
We finish with a nice shootout

428
00:26:15,042 --> 00:26:17,144
and Dean will go get changed,

429
00:26:17,178 --> 00:26:19,580
so he doesn't get
late for his casino.

430
00:26:20,281 --> 00:26:21,782
Go, go!

431
00:26:51,912 --> 00:26:53,280
I like it.

432
00:26:53,314 --> 00:26:54,215
Keep doing it.

433
00:26:55,149 --> 00:26:56,617
Make me very happy.

434
00:27:06,710 --> 00:27:08,712
Bye, bye!

435
00:27:12,399 --> 00:27:15,769
Elin! You should come
out an dance with us.

436
00:27:15,803 --> 00:27:17,071
Too sober to dance right now.

437
00:27:17,104 --> 00:27:18,105
Maybe later, okay?

438
00:27:18,139 --> 00:27:19,240
Suit yourself.

439
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:26,947
Hey, all right.

440
00:27:41,662 --> 00:27:43,121
Well, look at that.

441
00:27:43,413 --> 00:27:45,499
The cute American football player is here.

442
00:27:46,133 --> 00:27:50,070
Look, I got
"hello" and "footballer."

443
00:27:50,104 --> 00:27:51,906
- The rest is...
- You almost got it.

444
00:27:51,939 --> 00:27:53,440
- Almost? Yeah, okay.
- Mm-hmm.

445
00:27:53,474 --> 00:27:54,909
I'll have to...

446
00:27:55,843 --> 00:27:58,012
Hey, you think I could
get a, like a Carlsberg?

447
00:27:58,045 --> 00:27:59,046
Is that cool?

448
00:28:01,081 --> 00:28:02,383
Do you even have a brother?

449
00:28:03,317 --> 00:28:04,785
- Two?
- Two.

450
00:28:04,818 --> 00:28:06,720
Johan's at university
at Uppsala,

451
00:28:06,754 --> 00:28:09,089
and Elias is trying to
get through high school.

452
00:28:10,024 --> 00:28:10,925
What about you?

453
00:28:12,259 --> 00:28:14,728
I got through
high school and college.

454
00:28:14,762 --> 00:28:16,230
- Impressive.
- I know, high roller.

455
00:28:16,263 --> 00:28:18,199
- I meant siblings.
- Yeah, I know.

456
00:28:18,232 --> 00:28:21,402
I got, um, um, one.
Younger sister.

457
00:28:21,435 --> 00:28:23,505
Her name's Claire. She's 14.

458
00:28:23,538 --> 00:28:27,141
So she's, um,
a, uh, sophomore in high school.

459
00:28:27,174 --> 00:28:28,075
Tough age.

460
00:28:49,096 --> 00:28:51,198
- It's your turn now.
- To do that?

461
00:28:52,333 --> 00:28:53,801
I'd have to stretch first.

462
00:28:58,839 --> 00:29:01,108
- Have you ever been to Central Park?
- Central Park?

463
00:29:01,141 --> 00:29:03,277
Yeah, I grew up across
the street. On Museum Mile.

464
00:29:03,310 --> 00:29:05,846
The apartments
on 96th and 5th ave.

465
00:29:05,879 --> 00:29:07,014
By the Guggenheim!

466
00:29:07,047 --> 00:29:08,782
Yeah, well, like,
ten blocks away.

467
00:29:08,816 --> 00:29:10,150
Why, have you been before?

468
00:29:11,151 --> 00:29:13,187
- Never been to the U.S.
- Uh-huh.

469
00:29:13,220 --> 00:29:14,488
But I looked into working there.

470
00:29:14,522 --> 00:29:17,791
Oh, yeah, and what?
What happened?

471
00:29:17,825 --> 00:29:19,426
- I didn't hear back.
- Oh.

472
00:29:19,460 --> 00:29:21,862
But, it's still
on my bucket list.

473
00:29:21,895 --> 00:29:24,131
Bucket list? Maybe to-do list.

474
00:29:24,164 --> 00:29:26,000
I think you're a little
too young for a bucket list.

475
00:29:26,033 --> 00:29:28,469
- To-do list.
- Okay, I didn't mean it in that way.

476
00:29:28,503 --> 00:29:30,304
Um, well, hey,
when you do decide to go,

477
00:29:30,337 --> 00:29:32,139
I think you'll love it.

478
00:29:32,172 --> 00:29:34,475
Like, everything you
could ever want is right there.

479
00:29:34,509 --> 00:29:37,278
So why are you
here in Nowhere, Sweden?

480
00:29:37,311 --> 00:29:39,813
Well, um,
playing hockey professionally

481
00:29:39,847 --> 00:29:41,215
is the one thing
I couldn't do there.

482
00:29:41,248 --> 00:29:42,550
I could barely do it here.

483
00:29:43,992 --> 00:29:45,244
Welcome to Sweden!

484
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:46,854
- Tak?
- Tak.

485
00:29:46,887 --> 00:29:47,921
- Tak.
- Tak.

486
00:29:47,955 --> 00:29:49,089
Mm. Tak.

487
00:29:56,631 --> 00:29:58,132
So, how did it go
last night?

488
00:29:59,166 --> 00:30:00,067
Good.

489
00:30:00,100 --> 00:30:01,503
I think.

490
00:30:01,536 --> 00:30:03,304
I'm supposed to
see her next week.

491
00:30:04,371 --> 00:30:08,610
Nice. Want some, uh,
Kalles caviar on your <i>krakes?</i>

492
00:30:08,643 --> 00:30:09,544
Um...

493
00:30:10,352 --> 00:30:11,895
It...

494
00:30:11,912 --> 00:30:16,283
Mm, close. It's not hears
delicious, it sounds delicious.

495
00:30:16,441 --> 00:30:17,776
It sounds delicious.

496
00:30:17,860 --> 00:30:21,267
- It sounds delicious.
- Yeah, it sounds delicious.

497
00:30:21,324 --> 00:30:22,557
That's good!

498
00:30:23,525 --> 00:30:24,526
- Okay.
- There you are.

499
00:30:24,559 --> 00:30:26,260
Thank you.

500
00:30:26,293 --> 00:30:28,596
- I can't wait to cook in a real kitchen.
- Mm.

501
00:30:32,966 --> 00:30:35,637
Mm, so much for
our relaxing breakfast.

502
00:30:35,670 --> 00:30:37,938
You're in check by the way.

503
00:30:37,971 --> 00:30:39,507
- Check?
- Fuck you, check.

504
00:30:39,541 --> 00:30:41,041
Better move your king.

505
00:30:41,075 --> 00:30:41,975
Come on.

506
00:30:45,888 --> 00:30:47,097
It sounds delicious.

507
00:30:48,082 --> 00:30:49,183
Hey, just Sanders.

508
00:30:50,484 --> 00:30:52,219
Gabbe's ride's on its way.

509
00:30:53,921 --> 00:30:54,855
See you later, man.

510
00:30:55,689 --> 00:30:57,065
I'll see you on the ice, yeah?

511
00:30:58,292 --> 00:30:59,393
See you later, buddy.

512
00:31:07,334 --> 00:31:08,235
Let's go.

513
00:31:13,941 --> 00:31:15,577
Yo.

514
00:31:19,179 --> 00:31:20,981
- Hey, coach. How you doing?
- Ah.

515
00:31:21,982 --> 00:31:23,484
Take a seat, Bobby.

516
00:31:35,630 --> 00:31:38,666
We've had to make some hard
decisions on players, Bobby.

517
00:31:41,268 --> 00:31:43,170
As you know, it's, uh,

518
00:31:43,203 --> 00:31:46,006
expensive to have
an extra American on the club.

519
00:31:49,644 --> 00:31:50,612
So...

520
00:31:53,347 --> 00:31:58,185
this is a contract
for the rest of the season.

521
00:32:04,158 --> 00:32:05,959
I hope you're
worth it, fuckface.

522
00:32:08,195 --> 00:32:09,430
Thanks, coach.

523
00:32:09,463 --> 00:32:10,364
Nice work.

524
00:32:17,404 --> 00:32:19,507
So, play better, right?

525
00:32:19,541 --> 00:32:20,642
Will do. Thank you, coach.

526
00:32:23,177 --> 00:32:25,045
<i>It's our shared passion
for the game</i>

527
00:32:25,078 --> 00:32:27,014
<i>that creates a deep
understanding of one another's</i>

528
00:32:27,047 --> 00:32:29,082
<i>hardships on and off the ice.</i>

529
00:32:30,050 --> 00:32:33,287
<i>However, we are each
other's greatest competition,</i>

530
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:34,988
<i>and having success on the ice...</i>

531
00:32:36,190 --> 00:32:38,258
<i>is always at the expense
of someone else.</i>

532
00:32:55,610 --> 00:32:57,211
They take your pants
when you're cut?

533
00:32:57,244 --> 00:32:59,781
Yes, well, it's,
they're never really your pants.

534
00:32:59,814 --> 00:33:01,415
They're more on loan, basically.

535
00:33:02,650 --> 00:33:04,652
- So impersonal.
- Is it? You think so?

536
00:33:04,686 --> 00:33:07,421
- Yes.
- Yeah, all right. Maybe I got used to it.

537
00:33:07,454 --> 00:33:08,723
- Really.
- Mm.

538
00:33:08,756 --> 00:33:10,424
How did Gabbe
take it when he was cut?

539
00:33:11,358 --> 00:33:13,160
Um, I don't know.

540
00:33:13,193 --> 00:33:14,796
I didn't really get a chance
to see him before he left.

541
00:33:14,829 --> 00:33:17,064
- You haven't spoken to him since?
- No.

542
00:33:17,097 --> 00:33:20,200
- So no goodbye?
- No, well, we're not really big on goodbyes.

543
00:33:20,234 --> 00:33:22,804
The longer you do this, the more it
just kind of happens to everyone.

544
00:33:22,837 --> 00:33:24,506
So, that's how it works.

545
00:33:24,539 --> 00:33:27,341
- Kind of sad.
- You think so?

546
00:33:27,374 --> 00:33:29,142
- I don't...
- Not saying goodbye to your new friends.

547
00:33:29,176 --> 00:33:32,680
Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean,
kind of the best relationships

548
00:33:32,714 --> 00:33:34,582
I've ever had though
have been these ones where I,

549
00:33:34,616 --> 00:33:36,416
you know, these fleeting ones
where I don't have to

550
00:33:36,450 --> 00:33:38,085
say goodbye, I guess.

551
00:33:38,118 --> 00:33:39,386
- That's really sad.
- Is that sad?

552
00:33:39,419 --> 00:33:41,623
- Yeah, very sad.
- Is that really pathetic?

553
00:33:41,656 --> 00:33:44,124
Well, the good news
is you've got a contract,

554
00:33:44,157 --> 00:33:46,594
and I think that's
worth celebrating, you know?

555
00:33:46,628 --> 00:33:48,328
- Have you had Swedish food?
- No, I haven't.

556
00:33:48,362 --> 00:33:49,363
Do you want to try some?

557
00:33:50,072 --> 00:33:52,094
- It sounds delicious.
- It sounds delicious?

558
00:33:52,132 --> 00:33:53,400
- Yeah.
- Good Swedish.

559
00:33:53,433 --> 00:33:55,068
I'm trying.

560
00:33:55,102 --> 00:33:56,671
So food must be pretty
good in this place, huh?

561
00:33:56,704 --> 00:33:58,773
- Trust me, it's not the food.
- Mm-hmm.

562
00:33:58,806 --> 00:34:00,340
Lindefors is closed on Sundays,

563
00:34:00,374 --> 00:34:01,509
so this is
the only place that's open.

564
00:34:01,543 --> 00:34:03,310
- Oh.
- Tak.

565
00:34:04,311 --> 00:34:05,580
Uh, English for you.

566
00:34:05,613 --> 00:34:07,347
Yes, please. Thank you so much.

567
00:34:07,506 --> 00:34:10,007
- Thanks.
- Who's the cute American?

568
00:34:10,092 --> 00:34:11,510
He is kind of cute, isn't he?

569
00:34:11,592 --> 00:34:12,759
- Hockey player?
- Yes.

570
00:34:12,806 --> 00:34:14,789
Um, cute footballer, actually.

571
00:34:16,256 --> 00:34:17,792
We don't have
a football team here.

572
00:34:19,293 --> 00:34:21,461
- You guys don't have a football team?
- We don't have a football team.

573
00:34:21,495 --> 00:34:22,664
Sorry, I lied before.

574
00:34:25,833 --> 00:34:27,301
You know what?

575
00:34:27,334 --> 00:34:28,503
- What?
- I was thinking.

576
00:34:28,536 --> 00:34:29,771
Thinking.

577
00:34:29,804 --> 00:34:31,606
I think we should end this.

578
00:34:31,639 --> 00:34:33,106
End what?

579
00:34:33,140 --> 00:34:35,175
- What're we talking about?
- This.

580
00:34:35,208 --> 00:34:36,611
Us, like our relationship.

581
00:34:36,644 --> 00:34:38,278
- Mm.
- Spare us both the heartache.

582
00:34:38,312 --> 00:34:40,615
Yes, yes. End, so you're ending

583
00:34:41,549 --> 00:34:43,350
this on our first date.

584
00:34:43,383 --> 00:34:44,752
Okay.

585
00:34:44,786 --> 00:34:47,855
And, um, I really
enjoyed our time together,

586
00:34:47,889 --> 00:34:49,657
and I think you're
a really sweet guy, Bobby.

587
00:34:49,691 --> 00:34:51,826
- Mm-hmm.
- It's been magical.

588
00:34:52,794 --> 00:34:55,395
I just feel like
we've been drifting apart

589
00:34:55,429 --> 00:34:56,698
over these past few minutes.

590
00:34:56,731 --> 00:34:58,398
Yeah, you know,
I'm not surprised.

591
00:34:58,432 --> 00:34:59,834
I'm hurt, but I'm not surprised.

592
00:34:59,867 --> 00:35:01,669
I sort of started
feeling a distance.

593
00:35:01,703 --> 00:35:03,370
- Uh, the moment we met...
- You felt, you felt it too.

594
00:35:03,403 --> 00:35:05,305
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

595
00:35:05,339 --> 00:35:06,674
I should really call my mom.
I think she was really

596
00:35:06,708 --> 00:35:08,308
banking on this one working out.

597
00:35:08,342 --> 00:35:09,877
Well, now that we
got it out of the way,

598
00:35:09,911 --> 00:35:11,646
should we just enjoy this?

599
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:15,550
Yeah, well, sure, but there's
one thing first before we

600
00:35:15,583 --> 00:35:16,884
- call this quits.
- What?

601
00:35:16,918 --> 00:35:18,385
You think that
if, uh, we're breaking up

602
00:35:18,418 --> 00:35:20,655
you can split the bill maybe?

603
00:35:20,688 --> 00:35:22,857
We were going to split the bill
anyways. This is Sweden.

604
00:35:22,890 --> 00:35:24,726
Okay, well, then
maybe you can pay for me...

605
00:35:24,759 --> 00:35:26,259
...considering I'm so heartbroken.

606
00:35:31,899 --> 00:35:33,835
Hey, they let you keep
your skates and equipment on

607
00:35:33,868 --> 00:35:35,235
when they're taking
these measurements?

608
00:35:35,268 --> 00:35:36,537
Quit bullshitting around.
Let's go.

609
00:35:36,571 --> 00:35:38,171
Come on. Play the game.

610
00:35:38,205 --> 00:35:40,374
<i>That's
Matthew Sullivan. Sully.</i>

611
00:35:40,407 --> 00:35:42,510
<i>Plays forward for
the Pittsburgh Penguins.</i>

612
00:35:42,543 --> 00:35:43,878
<i>Best friend since college.</i>

613
00:36:00,394 --> 00:36:03,731
Yes, and Mackers is up next.

614
00:36:03,765 --> 00:36:05,265
Let's see what we got.

615
00:36:05,298 --> 00:36:07,835
You will be streaming gay porn

616
00:36:07,869 --> 00:36:09,871
on all wired
internet library computers.

617
00:36:09,904 --> 00:36:11,839
- Not too shabby.
- That's right up your alley.

618
00:36:11,873 --> 00:36:12,907
- Mack.
- What?

619
00:36:12,940 --> 00:36:14,274
Your costume's shit, by the way.

620
00:36:14,307 --> 00:36:15,510
It cost me 35 dollars.

621
00:36:16,443 --> 00:36:17,812
Ladies!

622
00:36:17,845 --> 00:36:19,881
Either of you happen
to find me lucky charms?

623
00:36:19,914 --> 00:36:21,749
Maybe the Sugar Plum Fairy
took them.

624
00:36:22,717 --> 00:36:25,252
I'm more of
a Wheaties guy myself.

625
00:36:25,285 --> 00:36:27,220
Great source of fiber.

626
00:36:27,254 --> 00:36:28,990
Let me guess,
lacrosse initiation?

627
00:36:30,858 --> 00:36:33,226
- Ouch.
- Best you just bus your trays

628
00:36:33,260 --> 00:36:35,997
and get out of here. Before you make
even bigger fools of yourselves.

629
00:36:36,030 --> 00:36:38,866
- Why you always got to be a dick?
- Fucking asshole.

630
00:36:38,900 --> 00:36:40,568
But seriously,
lacrosse initiation?

631
00:36:40,601 --> 00:36:42,269
Seriously? I don't know...

632
00:36:42,302 --> 00:36:43,303
What the fuck are you doing now?

633
00:36:43,336 --> 00:36:44,639
Updating the Penguins GM

634
00:36:44,672 --> 00:36:46,339
on how their
second round draft pick

635
00:36:46,373 --> 00:36:47,842
is preparing for the season.

636
00:36:48,776 --> 00:36:50,878
Oh, don't touch me!

637
00:36:50,912 --> 00:36:53,681
- <i>Why you benching me?</i>
- This guy's better than you.

638
00:36:53,715 --> 00:36:55,482
How's the girl?

639
00:36:55,516 --> 00:36:57,752
Well, she's Swedish.

640
00:36:57,785 --> 00:37:00,988
She's 23 and she's hot.

641
00:37:01,022 --> 00:37:02,690
The hell she doing with you?

642
00:37:03,858 --> 00:37:06,326
<i>That's the same bullshit
glitz goal you used in college.</i>

643
00:37:06,359 --> 00:37:07,260
<i>It's gutless.</i>

644
00:37:08,462 --> 00:37:09,964
All right, all right,
all right. Hit X.

645
00:37:09,997 --> 00:37:12,934
No. What's the point
of scoring if I can't cele?

646
00:37:12,967 --> 00:37:14,836
Why do we even have to
play with offsides anyway?

647
00:37:14,869 --> 00:37:16,838
Because you suck
at rock, paper, scissors.

648
00:37:18,405 --> 00:37:20,041
How are the girls in Pittsburgh?

649
00:37:20,074 --> 00:37:21,909
What do you think?
It's not Sweden.

650
00:37:21,943 --> 00:37:22,944
It's Pittsburgh.

651
00:37:24,377 --> 00:37:26,313
How's the body holding up?

652
00:37:26,346 --> 00:37:27,014
Good.

653
00:37:27,915 --> 00:37:29,884
Fucking bullshit skill stick.

654
00:37:29,917 --> 00:37:31,485
Are you serious?
You can't pause the game

655
00:37:31,519 --> 00:37:33,054
when I'm
in the middle of a breakaway.

656
00:37:33,087 --> 00:37:34,321
I got to get to practice.

657
00:37:34,354 --> 00:37:35,556
That's an automatic forfeit.

658
00:37:35,590 --> 00:37:37,525
Fuck that.
We'll finish up tonight.

659
00:37:37,558 --> 00:37:39,861
Hey, by the way, I'm going
to need another signed jersey.

660
00:37:39,894 --> 00:37:41,929
<i>It's going to have to
be game worn this time.</i>

661
00:37:43,064 --> 00:37:45,032
Hey, don't you
dare record that win.

662
00:37:45,066 --> 00:37:46,333
<i>All right, fine. Relax.</i>

663
00:37:48,936 --> 00:37:51,873
Robert H.

664
00:37:51,906 --> 00:37:53,273
Sanders!

665
00:37:58,679 --> 00:38:00,681
Would you rather make out
with the mustache girl

666
00:38:00,715 --> 00:38:03,084
from the kabob shop
five minutes,

667
00:38:03,117 --> 00:38:05,787
or get a hand job
from Ragge two minutes?

668
00:38:05,820 --> 00:38:07,922
- Eye contact?
- Goes without saying.

669
00:38:07,955 --> 00:38:09,757
- Kabob place on Kuddegard?
- Yeah.

670
00:38:09,791 --> 00:38:12,459
- Hand job Ragge for sure.
- Hand job Ragge.

671
00:38:12,492 --> 00:38:13,594
Yeah, hand job Ragge.

672
00:38:13,628 --> 00:38:15,395
Hey, hey!

673
00:38:15,428 --> 00:38:17,565
Do you know what he's
listening to all the time?

674
00:38:17,598 --> 00:38:18,533
Roos!

675
00:38:20,050 --> 00:38:21,718
He wants to know what you're listening to.

676
00:38:21,802 --> 00:38:24,179
If he scores tonight, I'll tell him.

677
00:38:25,807 --> 00:38:28,009
He says if you score
tonight, he will tell you.

678
00:38:31,444 --> 00:38:32,847
Wash your hands. That's gross.

679
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:34,715
You know your blood type?

680
00:38:34,749 --> 00:38:36,818
O positive, negative.

681
00:38:36,851 --> 00:38:39,120
- Why?
- Leveque. Going to want to stay out of his way tonight.

682
00:38:39,153 --> 00:38:40,453
Oh, is this the guy?

683
00:38:40,487 --> 00:38:41,722
This is the guy.

684
00:38:41,756 --> 00:38:42,824
Two years in the show.

685
00:38:42,857 --> 00:38:44,091
Three years in the jail.

686
00:38:45,159 --> 00:38:46,627
Making his comeback.

687
00:38:46,661 --> 00:38:47,962
Yeah, well that's
some serious redemption.

688
00:38:47,995 --> 00:38:50,497
You got to respect that, bud.

689
00:38:50,531 --> 00:38:52,399
He tried to kill a guy
with a pair of scissors.

690
00:38:52,432 --> 00:38:53,768
Oh, well, good luck.

691
00:38:55,036 --> 00:38:57,104
I didn't even know he could do
that. I mean, it makes sense,

692
00:38:57,138 --> 00:39:00,007
but scissors? Jesus Christ.

693
00:39:00,041 --> 00:39:01,742
Don't want to
fuck with that guy.

694
00:39:05,445 --> 00:39:07,014
Hey, Leveque,
they sell those muffins

695
00:39:07,048 --> 00:39:08,749
by the dozen, you fucking plug?

696
00:39:11,519 --> 00:39:13,688
He's going to kill me
or he's going to kill you.

697
00:39:13,721 --> 00:39:14,622
Let's go.

698
00:39:49,306 --> 00:39:50,641
Come down!

699
00:40:02,103 --> 00:40:03,838
I fought him before.

700
00:40:03,871 --> 00:40:05,640
Even beat the piss
out of him one time.

701
00:40:06,574 --> 00:40:10,410
Of course, I was playing
<i>NHL '03</i> on my PlayStation 2.

702
00:40:12,146 --> 00:40:13,881
Fuck.

703
00:40:13,915 --> 00:40:15,716
- You don't want to do that.
- Yeah?

704
00:40:17,685 --> 00:40:19,921
Looks like your boy's trying
to give him French braids.

705
00:40:21,656 --> 00:40:22,723
What are you doing here?

706
00:40:23,624 --> 00:40:26,493
Way back to the NHL, you?

707
00:40:26,527 --> 00:40:28,529
- Still working on that.
- Huh.

708
00:40:29,563 --> 00:40:31,599
Going to be kind of tough
with your skates untied.

709
00:40:33,768 --> 00:40:35,102
Keep your head up out there, eh?

710
00:41:10,237 --> 00:41:12,173
Hey, my sister had
one of these growing up.

711
00:41:12,206 --> 00:41:13,240
One of what?

712
00:41:13,274 --> 00:41:15,676
Um, Pippi Longstocking doll.

713
00:41:17,111 --> 00:41:18,813
Pippi Langstrump.

714
00:41:18,846 --> 00:41:20,915
Oh, you guys had
your own name for it too?

715
00:41:20,948 --> 00:41:23,150
The Swedish fairytale
that you Americans stole.

716
00:41:23,184 --> 00:41:25,219
Yeah, well
that's what we do best.

717
00:41:25,252 --> 00:41:27,288
Although, you guys
did steal Halloween and

718
00:41:27,321 --> 00:41:30,524
uh, Mother's Day, Black Friday,
plastic surgery, and...

719
00:41:30,558 --> 00:41:32,593
You better be quiet
because Pippi Langstrump

720
00:41:32,626 --> 00:41:35,096
is the strongest girl in the
world and she will kick your butt.

721
00:41:35,129 --> 00:41:36,731
Oh, yeah? On dry land maybe.

722
00:41:36,764 --> 00:41:38,132
I think on skates
I could take her.

723
00:41:38,165 --> 00:41:39,767
No, no. Her dad's a sea captain

724
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:41,936
so she's been
on the seas her whole life.

725
00:41:41,969 --> 00:41:45,639
India, China, Arabia.

726
00:41:45,673 --> 00:41:46,674
America.

727
00:41:47,775 --> 00:41:50,244
- Not yet, but she's going to get there.
- Right.

728
00:41:50,277 --> 00:41:51,579
Where are you taking me tonight?

729
00:41:51,612 --> 00:41:53,748
I am taking you

730
00:41:53,781 --> 00:41:55,750
on a camping trip
in the Carpathians.

731
00:41:55,783 --> 00:41:57,785
Whether we make it
back is a risky prospect.

732
00:41:57,818 --> 00:41:59,320
Tell me
where we're going.

733
00:41:59,353 --> 00:42:00,588
Come on.

734
00:42:04,859 --> 00:42:06,093
Ladies first.

735
00:42:13,734 --> 00:42:15,002
All right, one second.

736
00:42:17,004 --> 00:42:18,072
You're going to have to help me.

737
00:42:18,105 --> 00:42:20,141
- Okay, ready?
- Yeah.

738
00:42:20,174 --> 00:42:23,110
And we're... gliding.

739
00:42:23,144 --> 00:42:24,845
And we're float... Oh.

740
00:42:26,247 --> 00:42:28,949
You got it. Ready.

741
00:42:28,983 --> 00:42:30,651
Hey, Roos!

742
00:42:35,923 --> 00:42:37,858
Thanks, bud.

743
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:41,228
You are welcome, fuckface.

744
00:42:42,963 --> 00:42:44,899
This is very
sweet of you, fuckface.

745
00:42:44,932 --> 00:42:46,801
- Oh, thank you so much.
- This is beautiful.

746
00:42:46,834 --> 00:42:48,169
- That's, wow.
- Thank you.

747
00:42:48,202 --> 00:42:49,970
Thank me once we survive this.

748
00:42:50,004 --> 00:42:51,906
Yes, you have to, you
have to teach me how to do this.

749
00:42:51,939 --> 00:42:54,108
- All right, ready? So...
- So.

750
00:42:54,141 --> 00:42:56,177
You push off,
say, with your right foot

751
00:42:56,210 --> 00:42:58,779
and then glide on your
left and then vice versa.

752
00:42:58,813 --> 00:43:00,214
- You got it?
- Okay.

753
00:43:00,247 --> 00:43:01,982
- You got it?
- Eh.

754
00:43:02,016 --> 00:43:03,651
That's pretty good!

755
00:43:03,684 --> 00:43:04,785
Kind of doing it.

756
00:43:04,819 --> 00:43:06,053
Can you try and just...

757
00:43:42,256 --> 00:43:47,962
I have seen a Picasso
exhibit somewhere before.

758
00:43:47,995 --> 00:43:50,197
- That's Cubism. Not impressionism.
- Yeah.

759
00:43:50,231 --> 00:43:53,334
Cubists painting
have a more deranged idea

760
00:43:53,367 --> 00:43:56,770
of time and space
and matter and objects.

761
00:43:56,804 --> 00:44:00,141
- Okay.
- While us Impressionists, which are my favorite.

762
00:44:00,174 --> 00:44:01,208
Right.

763
00:44:01,242 --> 00:44:03,677
They use vivid brush strokes

764
00:44:03,711 --> 00:44:07,148
and dream-like colors
and it's very beautiful.

765
00:44:07,181 --> 00:44:08,282
It makes my heart beat.

766
00:44:08,315 --> 00:44:10,351
Wow. You do know your art.

767
00:44:10,384 --> 00:44:11,952
I'll give you that.

768
00:44:11,986 --> 00:44:13,354
Have you ever been to the MET?

769
00:44:13,387 --> 00:44:16,257
Um, yes, I have and it is,

770
00:44:16,290 --> 00:44:18,058
it's huge and you'll love it.

771
00:44:18,092 --> 00:44:22,329
It's filled with paintings
and statues of naked guys,

772
00:44:22,363 --> 00:44:25,733
- mostly with their... missing.
- Very funny.

773
00:44:25,766 --> 00:44:27,334
No, I'm serious.
It's the Catholic Church.

774
00:44:27,368 --> 00:44:29,970
They ordered in
the 4th century the removal of,

775
00:44:30,004 --> 00:44:31,872
all of the statues'...

776
00:44:33,073 --> 00:44:34,708
- Penises.
- Exactly.

777
00:44:34,742 --> 00:44:36,377
And there's actually,
there's a room somewhere.

778
00:44:36,410 --> 00:44:40,147
There's a vault in the MET
where all of these, you know.

779
00:44:40,181 --> 00:44:45,019
- Penises.
- Stone penises are meticulously cataloged and stored.

780
00:44:45,052 --> 00:44:48,189
I mean, can you, can you imagine
having to work there everyday?

781
00:44:49,957 --> 00:44:51,058
I can.

782
00:44:51,091 --> 00:44:52,293
I mean, it would be a dream.

783
00:44:53,227 --> 00:44:55,329
- Not in the penis vault.
- Oh, okay.

784
00:44:55,362 --> 00:44:57,731
But at the MET,
or the Guggenheim,

785
00:44:57,765 --> 00:45:00,234
or some other museum
in New York.

786
00:45:00,267 --> 00:45:02,803
It would be amazing.

787
00:45:02,836 --> 00:45:05,507
Well, tell you what.
If you come visit me,

788
00:45:05,540 --> 00:45:07,174
I'll take you
to all those places.

789
00:45:07,208 --> 00:45:08,309
Deal.

790
00:45:12,913 --> 00:45:15,149
<i>It's an accepted truth
that the birthplace of ice hockey</i>

791
00:45:15,182 --> 00:45:18,085
<i>is the frozen ponds of Canada,
but thousands of years prior,</i>

792
00:45:18,118 --> 00:45:21,155
<i>Vikings in Scandinavia invented
a game called Knattleikr</i>

793
00:45:21,188 --> 00:45:25,359
<i>played on thing ice. Players used sticks
to try to put a small ball into a goal.</i>

794
00:45:25,392 --> 00:45:29,330
<i>The game featured penalties,
penalty boxes, body contact, spectators,</i>

795
00:45:29,363 --> 00:45:31,533
<i>intimidation,
and probably verbally abusing</i>

796
00:45:31,566 --> 00:45:33,467
<i>whoever was officiating.</i>

797
00:45:33,501 --> 00:45:36,337
<i>It's knowing stuff like this
that keeps me from getting laid.</i>

798
00:45:37,871 --> 00:45:40,941
Hello. Where are you?
Are you there?

799
00:45:40,975 --> 00:45:43,410
- I'm so sorry.
- Are you thinking about hockey?

800
00:45:43,444 --> 00:45:47,047
Yeah, well, we are in
a, we're in a hockey rink so...

801
00:45:48,482 --> 00:45:50,184
Let's go somewhere else then.

802
00:45:56,591 --> 00:45:58,192
You still thinking about hockey?

803
00:45:59,426 --> 00:46:01,095
Hockey?

804
00:46:01,128 --> 00:46:02,396
I don't think I've
ever heard of hockey before.

805
00:46:02,429 --> 00:46:03,497
I don't know who that is.

806
00:46:04,999 --> 00:46:07,801
No, I was really thinking about how
I should probably call my girlfriend.

807
00:46:07,835 --> 00:46:09,970
I'm joking. I'm joking!

808
00:46:10,004 --> 00:46:11,071
It's a joke!

809
00:46:11,105 --> 00:46:13,040
Um, I was thinking about hair.

810
00:46:14,441 --> 00:46:15,876
Hair?
You're thinking about hair.

811
00:46:15,909 --> 00:46:17,244
For the next game.

812
00:46:17,278 --> 00:46:18,279
If I should slick it back

813
00:46:18,312 --> 00:46:19,446
or keep it natural or...

814
00:46:22,249 --> 00:46:24,985
So, where you off to next?

815
00:46:25,019 --> 00:46:27,855
Um... Kiruna.

816
00:46:27,888 --> 00:46:28,989
- Yeah?
- Kiruna.

817
00:46:29,023 --> 00:46:30,357
Kiruna. Um, which is north

818
00:46:30,391 --> 00:46:32,159
of the Arctic circle.

819
00:46:32,192 --> 00:46:34,361
No, I meant next season.

820
00:46:34,395 --> 00:46:35,530
Where are you going?

821
00:46:35,563 --> 00:46:38,098
Oh, Jesus. Um, Siberia I hope.

822
00:46:38,132 --> 00:46:39,501
Somewhere warmer than here.

823
00:46:42,537 --> 00:46:46,106
Oh, um, well,

824
00:46:46,140 --> 00:46:48,142
maybe I'll just hang out here
and hang out with the girl

825
00:46:48,175 --> 00:46:50,344
who works at the super market.
I don't know.

826
00:46:50,377 --> 00:46:52,279
- That's the answer I wanted.
- Mm-hmm.

827
00:46:52,313 --> 00:46:53,615
- Yeah?
- You can stay here.

828
00:46:53,648 --> 00:46:54,982
In this bed.

829
00:46:55,015 --> 00:46:56,216
For the rest of the season.

830
00:47:51,706 --> 00:47:54,108
<i>Countries change,
players come and go.</i>

831
00:47:54,141 --> 00:47:56,343
<i>Hell, even winning is temporary,</i>

832
00:47:56,377 --> 00:47:58,178
<i>but there is one constant</i>

833
00:47:58,212 --> 00:48:01,081
<i>we all take
great comfort in, McDonald's.</i>

834
00:48:02,216 --> 00:48:05,135
That'll be 2201 kronor, please.

835
00:48:05,166 --> 00:48:07,321
- They really love you on here.
- Who?

836
00:48:07,354 --> 00:48:09,423
The girls on the fan forum.

837
00:48:09,456 --> 00:48:12,560
- What do they say?
- Oh, well, this grade A bitch, wait.

838
00:48:13,727 --> 00:48:15,646
Good evening. Baltic Holidays.

839
00:48:15,729 --> 00:48:17,940
Mr.Dumaras speaking,
which places would you like to visit?

840
00:48:19,299 --> 00:48:20,467
- Firestick?
- Yeah. Yeah.

841
00:48:20,502 --> 00:48:22,302
Order from the Amazon,

842
00:48:22,336 --> 00:48:23,470
and do the jailbreak.

843
00:48:24,905 --> 00:48:28,242
- You know, how you watch for free so channels won't be suck?
- Mm-hmm.

844
00:48:28,275 --> 00:48:29,276
I show you.

845
00:48:30,244 --> 00:48:33,180
Thanks. So I says to her,
you may be a lady,

846
00:48:33,213 --> 00:48:35,949
but Gunther's
the hottest bitch in class.

847
00:48:35,983 --> 00:48:37,351
You know, cause
Gunther is a dog.

848
00:48:37,384 --> 00:48:38,686
- Yeah, I can see that.
- That's... right.

849
00:48:38,720 --> 00:48:40,555
There's nothing
funny about that. Sorry.

850
00:48:40,588 --> 00:48:42,423
Fuck it. Roos thinks I'm funny.

851
00:48:43,390 --> 00:48:45,325
Okay, who the fuck
drank my McFlurry?

852
00:48:45,359 --> 00:48:46,694
You don't drink McFlurry.

853
00:48:46,728 --> 00:48:48,696
You eat McFlurry, you idiot.

854
00:48:50,297 --> 00:48:51,365
Fucking Russians.

855
00:48:56,203 --> 00:48:57,971
Pay day, Roos.

856
00:48:58,005 --> 00:48:59,641
I scored tonight. Come on.

857
00:49:04,361 --> 00:49:05,195
What's up?

858
00:49:05,580 --> 00:49:06,947
<i>What's up?</i>

859
00:49:09,241 --> 00:49:10,075
How are you?

860
00:49:10,585 --> 00:49:11,553
<i>How are you?</i>

861
00:49:13,745 --> 00:49:15,414
Good game, shithead.

862
00:49:16,089 --> 00:49:17,725
<i>Good game, shithead.</i>

863
00:49:19,751 --> 00:49:20,836
Start...

864
00:49:34,809 --> 00:49:37,377
Well, the expression is
"lagom ar bast,"

865
00:49:37,411 --> 00:49:39,681
and "lagom" is a word
that means...

866
00:49:39,714 --> 00:49:41,381
- It's kind of hard to define.
- Mm-hmm.

867
00:49:41,415 --> 00:49:44,552
Um, but it means not
too much, not too little...

868
00:49:44,586 --> 00:49:46,721
Not too little,
just the right amount.

869
00:49:46,754 --> 00:49:49,223
But, it's not
like perfect either.

870
00:49:49,256 --> 00:49:50,558
- Right.
- It's kind of, anyway, so.

871
00:49:50,592 --> 00:49:52,326
Is it like Jante Law a little?

872
00:49:52,359 --> 00:49:54,361
- Is that how you say it? Jante Law?
- Jante Law?

873
00:49:54,394 --> 00:49:56,196
- Jante Law.
- Where'd you hear about Jante Law?

874
00:49:56,230 --> 00:49:58,666
Um, Gabbe told me
about it when he was here.

875
00:49:58,700 --> 00:50:00,434
Have you spoken to
him since he was cut?

876
00:50:00,467 --> 00:50:02,637
No, I actually haven't yet.

877
00:50:02,670 --> 00:50:04,539
But, um, um.

878
00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:07,509
- Oh, shit, it's Gabbe.
- Is it really Gabbe?

879
00:50:07,542 --> 00:50:09,443
No, it's not. Just kidding.
It's my little sister.

880
00:50:09,476 --> 00:50:11,144
- You want to, you want to say hi to her?
- Very funny.

881
00:50:11,178 --> 00:50:12,780
- Sure. Yeah.
- Okay.

882
00:50:12,814 --> 00:50:14,248
Hi, Claire!

883
00:50:14,281 --> 00:50:15,215
<i>What are you doing?</i>

884
00:50:15,249 --> 00:50:17,150
I am sitting on

885
00:50:17,184 --> 00:50:20,487
this big ass lake
with my friend Elin.

886
00:50:20,522 --> 00:50:22,389
Hi, Claire. Nice to meet you.

887
00:50:22,422 --> 00:50:23,457
<i>You too!</i>

888
00:50:24,592 --> 00:50:26,260
<i>She's so beautiful.
Why is she with you?</i>

889
00:50:26,293 --> 00:50:30,097
- Okay, what do you need, Claire?
- <i>Do you have any of your high school papers</i>

890
00:50:30,130 --> 00:50:33,200
<i>on</i> The Great Gatsby?
<i>We have a term paper due in two weeks.</i>

891
00:50:33,233 --> 00:50:34,736
I can see when I get home.
What's the topic?

892
00:50:34,769 --> 00:50:36,838
<i>I forget what it is exactly,</i>

893
00:50:36,871 --> 00:50:39,406
<i>but it's something to
do with the American dream.</i>

894
00:50:39,439 --> 00:50:42,376
Okay, I can see what
I can dig up on my computer.

895
00:50:42,409 --> 00:50:44,512
<i>Can you just please send me
whatever papers you have?</i>

896
00:50:44,546 --> 00:50:46,514
Yes, Claire!
Did you even read the book?

897
00:50:46,548 --> 00:50:49,851
<i>Yes, but I don't
really understand it.</i>

898
00:50:49,884 --> 00:50:51,686
Okay, well, um...

899
00:50:53,153 --> 00:50:56,524
it's like, it's like Gatsby's
reaching for something that's,

900
00:50:56,558 --> 00:50:58,258
that's already
behind him, right?

901
00:50:58,292 --> 00:50:59,661
<i>Please just send me
any papers you have.</i>

902
00:50:59,694 --> 00:51:01,729
I'll make sure he does.

903
00:51:01,763 --> 00:51:04,331
<i>Thanks, Elin!
Why are you with my brother?</i>

904
00:51:04,364 --> 00:51:07,167
Okay, thanks very much,
Claire. Thank you.

905
00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:08,503
She's so sweet. She's funny.

906
00:51:08,536 --> 00:51:10,237
- Oh, you think that was sweet?
- Yes.

907
00:51:10,270 --> 00:51:11,706
- I like that she makes fun of you.
- Okay.

908
00:51:11,739 --> 00:51:13,608
- You deserve it.
- Yes, yes.

909
00:51:13,641 --> 00:51:17,110
Well, I miss her. I actually
really do miss her sometimes.

910
00:51:17,144 --> 00:51:18,813
- I understand.
- Hmm.

911
00:51:18,846 --> 00:51:20,480
I think we should swim.
Should we have a swim?

912
00:51:20,515 --> 00:51:21,415
- Swimming?
- Yeah.

913
00:51:21,448 --> 00:51:23,150
Yeah, absolutely.

914
00:51:23,183 --> 00:51:25,252
We always went to swim
with our clothes on

915
00:51:25,285 --> 00:51:27,254
in Winter when we were children.

916
00:51:27,287 --> 00:51:29,557
They had to like, test
to see if we could stay afloat

917
00:51:29,591 --> 00:51:31,191
- if we accidentally fell in.
- Mm-hmm.

918
00:51:31,224 --> 00:51:32,426
Yeah, and then we sauna.

919
00:51:32,459 --> 00:51:34,194
So, we do like, in and out,

920
00:51:34,227 --> 00:51:36,363
- and then we roll around in the snow.
- Oh, okay.

921
00:51:36,396 --> 00:51:38,600
Do you want to go
inside and have a beer or something?

922
00:51:38,633 --> 00:51:40,334
Sure.

923
00:51:40,367 --> 00:51:41,703
Do you think
your family wishes you were more

924
00:51:41,736 --> 00:51:43,671
conventional
with your life choice?

925
00:51:43,705 --> 00:51:44,839
Conventional how?

926
00:51:46,507 --> 00:51:49,544
Get a stable job, like
a 9:00 to 5:00 kind of thing.

927
00:51:49,577 --> 00:51:52,647
Living in New York, having a
girlfriend, and all that kind of stuff.

928
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:55,349
- Yeah, sure, sure, sure.
- That kind of thing.

929
00:51:55,382 --> 00:51:57,417
But, I mean,
I think that they're...

930
00:51:57,451 --> 00:51:58,820
I think that
they're pretty supportive.

931
00:51:58,853 --> 00:52:00,220
Whether they understand it

932
00:52:00,253 --> 00:52:02,389
completely is a different story.

933
00:52:02,422 --> 00:52:03,725
I mean, what about,
what about your folks?

934
00:52:03,758 --> 00:52:06,460
Do they, are they
supportive of your...

935
00:52:06,493 --> 00:52:08,529
artistic ambitions?

936
00:52:08,563 --> 00:52:10,765
- My dad was an artist so he's kind of thrilled...
- Oh, yeah?

937
00:52:10,798 --> 00:52:13,635
...that I'm doing the same thing
or that I'm interested in,

938
00:52:13,668 --> 00:52:16,537
- you know, his passion.
- What kind of an artist?

939
00:52:16,571 --> 00:52:19,507
- He worked with wood, mostly engraving.
- Mm-hmm.

940
00:52:19,540 --> 00:52:21,208
Well, what happened?
You said "was."

941
00:52:21,909 --> 00:52:23,845
- You happened?
- I happened.

942
00:52:23,878 --> 00:52:26,179
I think I came as
a bit of a surprise to them.

943
00:52:26,213 --> 00:52:30,250
I wasn't planned and, you know,
living the bohemian life

944
00:52:30,283 --> 00:52:32,920
in Stockholm in a small apartment
didn't really work with a baby,

945
00:52:32,954 --> 00:52:37,525
so we moved back here and, all
of a sudden,

946
00:52:37,558 --> 00:52:39,393
23 years have gone by
and here we are,

947
00:52:39,426 --> 00:52:41,395
and he's
a wood shop teacher now.

948
00:52:41,428 --> 00:52:44,599
Well, do you, do you ever,
do you think that he ever...

949
00:52:44,632 --> 00:52:47,835
you know, dreams
about what might have been?

950
00:52:49,971 --> 00:52:51,471
He probably, probably does.

951
00:52:51,506 --> 00:52:52,807
I think he's happy that

952
00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:54,542
he can live
vicariously through me.

953
00:52:55,777 --> 00:52:56,878
Um, yeah.

954
00:52:58,079 --> 00:53:00,347
What about you? Do you think
that you would be resentful

955
00:53:00,380 --> 00:53:03,818
if you had to stay in America
and not follow your dream?

956
00:53:05,318 --> 00:53:06,386
I'd like to say no.

957
00:53:09,524 --> 00:53:11,659
- Okay, well here's a question.
- What?

958
00:53:12,593 --> 00:53:14,662
- If you were to wake up tomorrow...
- Mm-hmm.

959
00:53:14,696 --> 00:53:15,963
...to the shocking realization

960
00:53:15,997 --> 00:53:18,566
that you
suddenly have three kids,

961
00:53:18,599 --> 00:53:21,201
and you had to put your whole life
on hold for obvious reasons...

962
00:53:23,504 --> 00:53:25,907
would you resent those kids?

963
00:53:31,378 --> 00:53:32,080
Guess I would, yeah.

964
00:53:33,581 --> 00:53:36,249
- Here's another question.
- Okay.

965
00:53:36,283 --> 00:53:37,719
Do you even want to have kids?

966
00:53:39,987 --> 00:53:42,255
- Is it terrible if I say no?
- No, it's not

967
00:53:42,289 --> 00:53:43,991
- terrible at all.
- Because I don't think I want kids at all.

968
00:53:44,025 --> 00:53:45,325
I just thought I had you pegged.

969
00:53:45,358 --> 00:53:48,295
Pegged as Swedish housewife.

970
00:53:48,328 --> 00:53:50,263
- No, no.
- Caring for her husband...

971
00:53:50,297 --> 00:53:51,632
- No, no, no. No, no.
- ...and her children,

972
00:53:51,666 --> 00:53:53,400
cooking cinnamon buns all day.

973
00:53:53,433 --> 00:53:55,368
Okay, okay, no, no.
I guess I realized

974
00:53:55,402 --> 00:53:57,004
I just don't really know you.
That's all.

975
00:53:59,439 --> 00:54:00,440
I guess you don't.

976
00:54:01,341 --> 00:54:03,310
- I'm Elin.
- Bobby.

977
00:54:03,343 --> 00:54:05,913
- Nice to make your acquaintance.
- Nice to meet you, yes.

978
00:54:05,947 --> 00:54:07,247
- Finally.
- Yes.

979
00:54:08,916 --> 00:54:12,053
- Your dream is to go to the NHL?
- Yeah, something like that.

980
00:54:12,086 --> 00:54:14,622
What do you, what do you think
the odds are that you'll go there?

981
00:54:15,957 --> 00:54:19,827
Kind of not so great odd...
kind of terrible odds, actually.

982
00:54:21,629 --> 00:54:22,930
So why keep doing it?

983
00:54:25,700 --> 00:54:29,737
Okay, first thing I ever slept with
was a two piece aluminum stick.

984
00:54:29,771 --> 00:54:32,507
I got it for my seventh birthday.
I scored in three straight games.

985
00:54:32,540 --> 00:54:34,041
- I used it in Mike's. Yes.
- You talking about hockey?

986
00:54:34,075 --> 00:54:35,810
- We're still talking about hockey.
- Okay.

987
00:54:35,843 --> 00:54:37,578
- Okay.
- It's a really important thing to me.

988
00:54:37,612 --> 00:54:39,647
I think it's still in
my parent's house somewhere.

989
00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:41,649
I put it somewhere.
English, please.

990
00:54:41,682 --> 00:54:43,050
I need all the help that I can get.

991
00:54:43,084 --> 00:54:45,086
Thank you.
But yeah, I think it's still

992
00:54:45,119 --> 00:54:47,722
in my mom's apartment
somewhere. Anyway...

993
00:54:54,028 --> 00:54:56,631
Just when you think
they're about to fall apart!

994
00:54:56,664 --> 00:54:58,431
Ducks fly together!

995
00:54:58,465 --> 00:55:01,035
When the beer is warm
and the girls ain't pretty!

996
00:55:01,068 --> 00:55:03,104
Ducks fly together!

997
00:55:03,137 --> 00:55:05,940
When we're up by five
and there's ten minutes left!

998
00:55:05,973 --> 00:55:07,809
Ducks fly together!

999
00:55:07,842 --> 00:55:09,844
We all know that last one's
never happened boys.

1000
00:55:09,877 --> 00:55:11,813
Let's get real.

1001
00:55:11,846 --> 00:55:14,015
Conway is a defensive
liability every shift.

1002
00:55:14,048 --> 00:55:15,783
Yeah, well, if Bombay put
him on a line with some

1003
00:55:15,817 --> 00:55:17,585
play makers
rather than Connie Moreau,

1004
00:55:17,618 --> 00:55:18,986
then maybe he
wouldn't feel the need to

1005
00:55:19,020 --> 00:55:20,788
do everything himself.

1006
00:55:20,822 --> 00:55:22,824
New movie!

1007
00:55:22,857 --> 00:55:25,358
- We've seen this a hundred fucking times.
- Which way's the bus face?

1008
00:55:32,166 --> 00:55:35,036
Hey, uh, what's
rule number three?

1009
00:55:35,069 --> 00:55:38,072
- No shitting on the bus, Tomas.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, got it.

1010
00:55:38,973 --> 00:55:41,609
I make the rules,
I can break the rules.

1011
00:55:43,511 --> 00:55:44,579
Tak, Klas.

1012
00:55:54,487 --> 00:55:55,923
You keep
playing how you did tonight,

1013
00:55:55,957 --> 00:55:58,125
and I'm going to lose you
to that league, fuckface.

1014
00:55:58,159 --> 00:56:00,795
Yeah, there's only two North American
imports for each team, right?

1015
00:56:01,829 --> 00:56:03,564
Three when I played there.

1016
00:56:04,999 --> 00:56:09,070
- When was that?
- Two seasons before the sharks signed me.

1017
00:56:09,103 --> 00:56:10,004
San Jose?

1018
00:56:11,038 --> 00:56:13,574
Hmm, I never played the show.

1019
00:56:14,642 --> 00:56:16,878
Got to play in
Cleveland for their farm team.

1020
00:56:19,013 --> 00:56:20,615
Did you... Oh, no, thank you.

1021
00:56:20,648 --> 00:56:23,584
How long did you play
in Cleveland?

1022
00:56:23,618 --> 00:56:24,518
Four weeks.

1023
00:56:26,587 --> 00:56:28,155
Hurt my shoulder. Got cut.

1024
00:56:29,657 --> 00:56:30,791
Came back to play here.

1025
00:57:07,628 --> 00:57:10,497
All rise for
the honorable Judge Graybeard.

1026
00:57:12,533 --> 00:57:14,035
Please be seated.

1027
00:57:14,068 --> 00:57:16,837
- How do they plead?
- Guilty. All of them.

1028
00:57:16,871 --> 00:57:19,941
Okay, let's, uh,
let's start with Gustav.

1029
00:57:19,974 --> 00:57:22,076
50 Kronor for, uh,
stepping on the logo.

1030
00:57:23,044 --> 00:57:26,847
Dumi, another phone call
in the locker room.

1031
00:57:26,881 --> 00:57:28,249
Third offense, 100 Kronor.

1032
00:57:28,282 --> 00:57:30,051
I get rebuttal?

1033
00:57:30,084 --> 00:57:31,484
Not today.

1034
00:57:31,519 --> 00:57:34,055
Then kiss my ass.

1035
00:57:34,088 --> 00:57:34,989
Bobby.

1036
00:57:36,223 --> 00:57:39,593
70 Kronor for, uh, snapping your
stick in the equipment room.

1037
00:57:39,627 --> 00:57:41,062
I got docked
for that last paycheck.

1038
00:57:41,095 --> 00:57:43,698
Twice the amount for rebuttal.

1039
00:57:43,731 --> 00:57:44,999
That's 140 Kronor.

1040
00:57:45,933 --> 00:57:47,635
- Dean.
- Hmm.

1041
00:57:47,668 --> 00:57:49,770
- 50 Kronor for that haircut.
- Make it 100.

1042
00:57:49,804 --> 00:57:51,539
No one should look this good.

1043
00:57:51,572 --> 00:57:52,873
Hey, I got one.

1044
00:57:52,907 --> 00:57:53,975
It's on Roos.

1045
00:57:55,242 --> 00:57:57,144
He told Elin I have the worst
shootout moves in all of Sweden.

1046
00:57:58,312 --> 00:58:01,867
- What do you say, Roos? Is it true?
- Absolutely.

1047
00:58:04,685 --> 00:58:05,953
I guess that's it.

1048
00:58:05,987 --> 00:58:07,621
Court is adjourned.
You may finish

1049
00:58:07,655 --> 00:58:09,023
preparations for practice.

1050
00:58:09,056 --> 00:58:11,025
Ah, please roll me out.

1051
00:58:11,058 --> 00:58:13,828
Klas, you look
like Oreo without cookie.

1052
00:58:13,861 --> 00:58:15,896
- Yeah, double stuffed.
- Rookie, let's go.

1053
00:58:15,930 --> 00:58:16,931
Wheel him out.

1054
00:58:19,633 --> 00:58:21,168
All right, I'm going
to need you, need you

1055
00:58:21,202 --> 00:58:23,170
to give me some help
with some simple math here.

1056
00:58:24,905 --> 00:58:27,208
You're assuming
a lot on my behalf.

1057
00:58:27,241 --> 00:58:29,310
Do you carry
the one or is that, uh...

1058
00:58:29,343 --> 00:58:31,946
Well, first of all,
court is spelled with a "U."

1059
00:58:31,979 --> 00:58:33,247
Yeah.

1060
00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:34,749
Is that wrong?

1061
00:58:34,782 --> 00:58:35,983
- We'll figure it out.
- Okay.

1062
00:58:43,624 --> 00:58:46,627
Ooo. Money money.

1063
00:58:46,660 --> 00:58:49,263
You're going to look dashing
with that mustache, Bobby.

1064
00:58:49,296 --> 00:58:50,931
No pressure.

1065
00:58:50,965 --> 00:58:52,933
<i>Okay, if I miss this,</i>

1066
00:58:52,967 --> 00:58:54,635
<i>it's my turn to grow a mustache.</i>

1067
00:58:55,870 --> 00:58:57,571
<i>Shit.</i>

1068
00:58:57,605 --> 00:58:59,173
<i>I don't know if
I can even grow a mustache.</i>

1069
00:59:04,912 --> 00:59:06,981
<i>Maybe I should go
Gunner Stall on this one.</i>

1070
00:59:08,015 --> 00:59:10,651
<i>Triple deek, hi-glove.
You know, I like to get fancy.</i>

1071
00:59:12,119 --> 00:59:16,323
<i>Man, Dumi has a good fucking
command of the English language.</i>

1072
00:59:16,357 --> 00:59:17,925
<i>I should hang out with him more.</i>

1073
00:59:19,126 --> 00:59:20,795
<i>Triple deek?</i>

1074
00:59:20,828 --> 00:59:23,030
<i>That's one of the dumbest ideas
I've ever had.</i>

1075
00:59:23,064 --> 00:59:25,032
<i>I can't believe
that entered my mind.</i>

1076
00:59:25,066 --> 00:59:28,936
<i>Plus, didn't Julie
the cat stone Gunner in D2?</i>

1077
00:59:28,969 --> 00:59:32,173
<i>Wait, why the hell does Gunner do
a full stop after the triple deek?</i>

1078
00:59:32,206 --> 00:59:34,208
<i>That completely
negates the purpose of it.</i>

1079
00:59:35,276 --> 00:59:36,077
<i>Just shoot the fucking puck.</i>

1080
00:59:37,978 --> 00:59:40,681
- Nice dump in, Sanders!
- Oh!

1081
00:59:43,651 --> 00:59:44,685
Goal line.

1082
00:59:54,128 --> 00:59:55,229
Bobby, you okay?

1083
01:00:01,235 --> 01:00:03,704
- Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I'm good.
- You okay?

1084
01:00:05,063 --> 01:00:07,733
Okay, guys, that's it for today.

1085
01:00:13,881 --> 01:00:14,949
Yeah, right.

1086
01:00:16,183 --> 01:00:17,084
Yeah.

1087
01:00:17,576 --> 01:00:19,203
What do you think? Is it bad?

1088
01:00:20,495 --> 01:00:23,040
I want to do an MRI.

1089
01:00:24,208 --> 01:00:26,335
Too much swelling to know for sure,

1090
01:00:26,418 --> 01:00:28,504
but there's nothing wrong
with the range of motion.

1091
01:00:29,730 --> 01:00:31,265
Could be
just a pulled hamstring,

1092
01:00:31,298 --> 01:00:34,101
- but, uh, we'll do an MRI to be safe.
- Sure.

1093
01:00:34,135 --> 01:00:35,336
It's open.

1094
01:00:35,369 --> 01:00:37,905
I got some
really good news.

1095
01:00:37,938 --> 01:00:41,242
Hey, Elin, this Dr. Svensson
and you know coach Tomas.

1096
01:00:42,267 --> 01:00:44,019
- Nice to meet you, I'm Elin.
- You too.

1097
01:00:44,074 --> 01:00:45,913
- Hi, Tomas.
- Elin.

1098
01:00:45,946 --> 01:00:47,248
Is everything okay here?

1099
01:00:47,281 --> 01:00:48,916
I just, I tweaked
my hamstring at practice

1100
01:00:48,949 --> 01:00:50,184
a little bit,
but it's not a big deal.

1101
01:00:51,285 --> 01:00:54,221
Take two of these
with every meal, and, uh,

1102
01:00:54,255 --> 01:00:57,791
- ice it every 20 minutes and keep it elevated.
- Okay.

1103
01:00:57,825 --> 01:00:59,994
I'll get the MRI scheduled
first thing on Monday.

1104
01:01:01,161 --> 01:01:02,496
Very good. Thanks.

1105
01:01:03,197 --> 01:01:04,798
Thanks for coming by, Tomas.

1106
01:01:05,833 --> 01:01:06,734
Yup.

1107
01:01:10,304 --> 01:01:11,272
You get some rest.

1108
01:01:14,383 --> 01:01:15,509
He should rest.

1109
01:01:16,134 --> 01:01:16,969
Okay.

1110
01:01:17,553 --> 01:01:19,012
- Bye.
- Bye.

1111
01:01:22,082 --> 01:01:23,484
An MRI?
That sounds kind of serious.

1112
01:01:23,518 --> 01:01:25,719
No, it'll be all right.

1113
01:01:25,753 --> 01:01:26,787
You sure?

1114
01:01:26,820 --> 01:01:27,855
Yeah.

1115
01:01:29,190 --> 01:01:31,458
Um, what's the good news?

1116
01:01:31,492 --> 01:01:34,295
Oh, um, nothing.

1117
01:01:34,328 --> 01:01:36,430
- Nothing. Silly.
- Well, now it's mysterious.

1118
01:01:36,463 --> 01:01:38,299
It was nothing.
I was trying to make a joke.

1119
01:01:38,332 --> 01:01:41,035
- It was nothing. I promise.
- Okay.

1120
01:01:44,805 --> 01:01:47,808
Roberto, what's shaking, playa?
Want to play NHL?

1121
01:01:47,841 --> 01:01:48,809
<i>Nah.</i>

1122
01:01:49,944 --> 01:01:51,946
<i>I fucked up my hamstring
at practice today.</i>

1123
01:01:51,979 --> 01:01:53,981
- Bad?
- <i>I don't think so.</i>

1124
01:01:54,014 --> 01:01:55,482
Anything to do with the back?

1125
01:01:55,517 --> 01:01:58,419
I have an MRI
Monday to see what the deal is.

1126
01:02:00,120 --> 01:02:02,990
Hey, why'd they, uh, scratch you
from last night's line up?

1127
01:02:03,023 --> 01:02:05,527
Uh, Pittsburgh traded me,
man, to the Rangers.

1128
01:02:05,560 --> 01:02:06,727
Coming home.

1129
01:02:08,796 --> 01:02:11,198
Dude, that's pretty sick.
Playing in the Garden?

1130
01:02:11,232 --> 01:02:12,766
<i>Oh, please, man. Come on.</i>

1131
01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:14,368
You're the one
with Swedish girlfriend

1132
01:02:14,401 --> 01:02:16,470
and guys that actually
play video games on your team.

1133
01:02:16,504 --> 01:02:18,105
<i>All the young guys here
are Russian.</i>

1134
01:02:18,138 --> 01:02:19,340
<i>They don't give
a shit about vids.</i>

1135
01:02:19,373 --> 01:02:21,509
And the older guys, they suck.

1136
01:02:21,543 --> 01:02:24,378
So, I'm stuck playing with
the captain's ten-year old kid,

1137
01:02:24,411 --> 01:02:26,814
and that little shit uses
all these bullshit cheat codes,

1138
01:02:26,847 --> 01:02:28,215
so it's either that or playing

1139
01:02:28,249 --> 01:02:30,150
fucking campaign
mode on <i>Call of Duty.</i>

1140
01:02:30,184 --> 01:02:32,152
Ah, that's still pretty sick.

1141
01:02:32,186 --> 01:02:33,921
Being in New York
I'm sure will be better.

1142
01:02:35,256 --> 01:02:36,857
I heard Michelle Hull's
moving back.

1143
01:02:36,890 --> 01:02:38,225
<i>What?</i>

1144
01:02:38,259 --> 01:02:39,493
Remember
you took her roommate out

1145
01:02:39,527 --> 01:02:40,995
sophomore year
and ended the date

1146
01:02:41,028 --> 01:02:42,162
by kissing her on the forehead?

1147
01:02:42,196 --> 01:02:43,330
<i>Dude, she had mono.</i>

1148
01:02:43,364 --> 01:02:45,099
<i>Yeah, freshman year, brother.</i>

1149
01:02:45,132 --> 01:02:46,433
<i>You got the squarest
wheels in the league.</i>

1150
01:02:46,467 --> 01:02:48,102
That shit... it's contagious.

1151
01:02:48,135 --> 01:02:49,537
They can be
dormant for over a year.

1152
01:02:49,571 --> 01:02:52,106
- I don't... whatever.
- <i>All right, look.</i>

1153
01:02:52,139 --> 01:02:54,174
<i>If your leg falls off and need
to come back to New York,</i>

1154
01:02:54,208 --> 01:02:56,243
<i>Macker can probably get you
a look at Goldman's.</i>

1155
01:02:56,277 --> 01:02:58,912
<i>Yeah, who hires a leprechaun
to guard their gold.</i>

1156
01:02:58,946 --> 01:03:01,315
Exactly, plus I'll
have an extra bedroom.

1157
01:03:01,348 --> 01:03:02,883
I'll send you a link
to this place I found.

1158
01:03:02,916 --> 01:03:04,586
Tribeca, no broker fee.

1159
01:03:04,619 --> 01:03:06,854
Oh, and I got the new
<i>Call of Duty: Black Ops.</i>

1160
01:03:06,887 --> 01:03:08,322
I'll hit you later, Sully.

1161
01:03:08,355 --> 01:03:10,190
All right, brother.
I'll talk to you later.

1162
01:03:15,896 --> 01:03:17,398
Well, no sign of a tear.

1163
01:03:17,431 --> 01:03:19,833
Thank fucking God.

1164
01:03:19,867 --> 01:03:22,202
But, we can't rule out
a recurring problem.

1165
01:03:22,236 --> 01:03:24,138
Now, this could be the result

1166
01:03:24,171 --> 01:03:27,074
of your body overcompensating
for your previous injury.

1167
01:03:28,142 --> 01:03:32,514
Now if this is the case, and you continue
to play, it could be a great risk.

1168
01:03:33,581 --> 01:03:37,418
Okay, um,
but if it's not the case,

1169
01:03:37,451 --> 01:03:39,320
and it's
just a pulled hamstring...

1170
01:03:40,555 --> 01:03:42,923
I mean, how long you think
until I can get back on the ice?

1171
01:03:42,956 --> 01:03:46,360
You'll miss three games,
maybe four maximum.

1172
01:03:47,361 --> 01:03:48,996
Think we could tell Tomas three?

1173
01:03:49,029 --> 01:03:51,098
Don't worry about that bastard.

1174
01:03:51,131 --> 01:03:54,401
He'll understand, but I will
tell him three just in case.

1175
01:03:54,435 --> 01:03:56,136
Thank you very much.

1176
01:03:56,170 --> 01:03:57,838
So um, how long have
you guys known each other?

1177
01:03:58,906 --> 01:04:02,109
Oh, um, classmates as kids,

1178
01:04:02,142 --> 01:04:05,145
and we've been
friends now maybe 20 years.

1179
01:04:05,179 --> 01:04:09,416
Wow. So, what's the deal
with the, uh, shoulder then?

1180
01:04:09,450 --> 01:04:11,352
- Shoulder?
- Yeah, you know.

1181
01:04:11,385 --> 01:04:12,853
He played in Cleveland.

1182
01:04:13,555 --> 01:04:15,022
Injured his shoulder.

1183
01:04:15,055 --> 01:04:16,524
Had to quit, come home.

1184
01:04:16,558 --> 01:04:19,093
He stopped playing
because of his goddaughter.

1185
01:04:19,126 --> 01:04:21,462
She has
the same problem as Roos.

1186
01:04:22,630 --> 01:04:24,865
He came home to
take care of her.

1187
01:04:27,334 --> 01:04:29,103
All right, Bobby.

1188
01:04:29,136 --> 01:04:31,338
- Take it easy out there.
- Yeah. Thanks very much, doctor.

1189
01:04:42,717 --> 01:04:44,184
Thanks for the lift, pal.

1190
01:04:44,218 --> 01:04:45,587
Uber's dog shit out here.

1191
01:04:45,620 --> 01:04:47,421
Yeah, how'd it go?

1192
01:04:47,454 --> 01:04:50,424
Uh, bullshit automatic shuffler.

1193
01:04:50,457 --> 01:04:52,960
Well, you got to play
the cards you're dealt, buddy.

1194
01:04:52,993 --> 01:04:55,295
Yeah?
You play the cards you're dealt,

1195
01:04:55,329 --> 01:04:57,164
they'll butt
fuck you half the time.

1196
01:04:57,197 --> 01:04:59,466
- I thought you were good.
- I am.

1197
01:04:59,501 --> 01:05:02,903
However, the key is
knowing when to fold.

1198
01:05:03,671 --> 01:05:06,574
Oh, yes, Kenny Rogers?
And how do you know when to fold?

1199
01:05:06,608 --> 01:05:09,644
Well, if I knew that,
I probably wouldn't be here, would I?

1200
01:05:09,677 --> 01:05:12,379
I'd be yucking it up at
the final table with Phil Ivey.

1201
01:05:14,081 --> 01:05:17,585
You want to know when to fold? You play
enough hands, you figure it out for yourself.

1202
01:05:21,155 --> 01:05:22,322
There she is.

1203
01:05:22,356 --> 01:05:24,626
- Who?
- Rebecca.

1204
01:05:24,659 --> 01:05:26,594
My home game muse.

1205
01:05:26,628 --> 01:05:29,096
She, uh, looking to
play a little double dutch?

1206
01:05:29,129 --> 01:05:30,532
Yeah, she wants me to serve

1207
01:05:30,565 --> 01:05:32,534
a five minute major
in her penalty box, baby.

1208
01:05:34,669 --> 01:05:36,671
Do we play home this weekend
or are we on the road?

1209
01:05:36,704 --> 01:05:39,106
We are away.

1210
01:05:40,307 --> 01:05:41,609
Fuck.

1211
01:05:41,643 --> 01:05:43,277
You going to save
that sucker to drafts?

1212
01:05:43,310 --> 01:05:44,211
Yeah.

1213
01:05:45,179 --> 01:05:46,614
Can't fuck with tradition.

1214
01:05:46,648 --> 01:05:48,550
Hey, yeah, she
actually kind of reminds me

1215
01:05:48,583 --> 01:05:50,685
of, um, a girl from college.

1216
01:05:50,718 --> 01:05:52,319
Was she hot?

1217
01:05:52,352 --> 01:05:54,388
- Yeah, sh-
- Okay, so stop right there.

1218
01:05:54,421 --> 01:05:56,023
Just think
the story through first.

1219
01:05:56,056 --> 01:05:58,626
The timing and shit like that.
You know.

1220
01:05:58,660 --> 01:06:00,461
Fuck you.

1221
01:06:03,397 --> 01:06:06,133
Hey, you ever,
you ever thought about

1222
01:06:06,166 --> 01:06:08,469
what you might do after hockey?

1223
01:06:08,503 --> 01:06:10,505
Yeah, I got an idea.

1224
01:06:10,538 --> 01:06:12,306
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

1225
01:06:12,339 --> 01:06:14,509
No joke, it's
like a trillion dollar idea.

1226
01:06:16,109 --> 01:06:17,377
And if that doesn't work out,

1227
01:06:17,411 --> 01:06:18,713
I'll probably
be a cop back home.

1228
01:06:20,648 --> 01:06:23,450
So, what's the idea?

1229
01:06:23,484 --> 01:06:25,185
Yeah, right.
You think I'm going to tell you

1230
01:06:25,219 --> 01:06:27,120
and let you steal it
like those robot douche bags

1231
01:06:27,154 --> 01:06:29,056
took Eisenberg's Facebook.

1232
01:06:29,089 --> 01:06:30,390
Keep dreaming, buddy.

1233
01:06:34,294 --> 01:06:35,295
I mean...

1234
01:06:37,765 --> 01:06:41,134
truthfully, I think next season
will probably be my last one.

1235
01:06:41,168 --> 01:06:43,605
Because you know,
there's a point in hockey

1236
01:06:43,638 --> 01:06:45,740
when you go
from prospect to suspect,

1237
01:06:45,773 --> 01:06:47,609
and even the police academy's

1238
01:06:47,642 --> 01:06:49,376
got an age limit
for consideration.

1239
01:06:49,409 --> 01:06:53,113
So, I figured I'd make the call

1240
01:06:53,146 --> 01:06:55,115
before the hockey gods do.

1241
01:06:55,148 --> 01:06:56,149
What about you?

1242
01:06:58,520 --> 01:07:00,153
It's like, you do
something long enough,

1243
01:07:00,187 --> 01:07:03,457
you kind of don't know
what you'd be without it.

1244
01:07:03,490 --> 01:07:05,359
Yeah, well, maybe you find out

1245
01:07:05,392 --> 01:07:07,427
who you are by first
finding out who you're not.

1246
01:07:12,767 --> 01:07:14,569
Oh, shit, check it out.

1247
01:07:14,602 --> 01:07:16,103
What the fuck is that?

1248
01:07:16,136 --> 01:07:17,672
I think it's
the northern lights.

1249
01:07:18,840 --> 01:07:20,073
How does that happen?

1250
01:07:20,107 --> 01:07:22,677
Mm, negatively charged ions

1251
01:07:22,710 --> 01:07:24,779
near the poles
or something like that.

1252
01:07:25,847 --> 01:07:26,748
Easy, Harvard.

1253
01:07:29,216 --> 01:07:30,652
Well, it has to be a good sign.

1254
01:07:47,200 --> 01:07:50,137
<i>♪ I've been
keeping it on the DL ♪</i>

1255
01:07:50,170 --> 01:07:52,774
<i>♪ Got a girl that keeps
it real ♪</i>

1256
01:07:52,807 --> 01:07:58,278
<i>♪ That's all I need to know
and all you need to know, babe ♪</i>

1257
01:07:58,312 --> 01:08:04,652
<i>♪ Since you been gone
I'd been getting laid back ♪</i>

1258
01:08:04,686 --> 01:08:06,721
Hey, nice fanny duster, brother.

1259
01:08:08,155 --> 01:08:10,290
Hello, hello, this is Dumas.

1260
01:08:10,324 --> 01:08:12,326
Yes, it's two hours to Vilnis.

1261
01:08:12,359 --> 01:08:15,563
Only five minutes walk
to world famous Pussy Lounge.

1262
01:08:15,597 --> 01:08:18,231
What are you doing, brother?
Are you booking a vacation? What is it?

1263
01:08:18,265 --> 01:08:19,366
Sorry, please hold. Please hold.

1264
01:08:19,399 --> 01:08:21,234
No, no, no, no, no, I have, um,

1265
01:08:21,268 --> 01:08:23,203
Air BNB's. American's love them.

1266
01:08:23,236 --> 01:08:24,404
I have like six of them.

1267
01:08:25,540 --> 01:08:29,476
Yeah, sorry. Sorry, I, uh,
have, uh, I'm in the club.

1268
01:08:29,510 --> 01:08:31,579
- It's very loud.
- That's bullshit. You do it on an app.

1269
01:08:31,613 --> 01:08:32,714
Why is he on the phone?

1270
01:08:33,715 --> 01:08:36,651
Hustling all day, every day.

1271
01:08:36,684 --> 01:08:38,686
Fellas. Sorry I'm late, boys.

1272
01:08:40,855 --> 01:08:44,525
Hey, so how's the, um,
how's the Rebecca situation?

1273
01:08:44,559 --> 01:08:45,660
Home game muse.

1274
01:08:45,693 --> 01:08:47,629
High maintenance as usual.

1275
01:08:47,662 --> 01:08:49,262
Couldn't get out
of my room this morning.

1276
01:08:49,296 --> 01:08:51,331
Told her we had practice.
She wanted to watch,

1277
01:08:51,365 --> 01:08:53,501
so I had to
audible an off ice workout,

1278
01:08:53,534 --> 01:08:54,802
hence the whole headband and...

1279
01:08:54,836 --> 01:08:56,604
Jesus Christ.

1280
01:08:56,638 --> 01:09:00,240
She did however,
show me the uh... Roganverdon?

1281
01:09:00,273 --> 01:09:02,209
Oy, oy, oy, wheelbarrow.

1282
01:09:02,242 --> 01:09:04,712
I love this one.
Yeah, it's nice.

1283
01:09:04,746 --> 01:09:07,481
So, what's the, what's the Roganverdon?
What's the verdict on that?

1284
01:09:07,515 --> 01:09:09,216
I wouldn't do it
with a pulled hamstring.

1285
01:09:09,249 --> 01:09:12,452
- No?
- Yeah, yeah, we will need a spotter.

1286
01:09:12,486 --> 01:09:14,555
What's this?

1287
01:09:14,589 --> 01:09:16,557
It's an '82. It's good.
You sip it slow.

1288
01:09:16,591 --> 01:09:17,925
It gets you drunk fast.

1289
01:09:17,959 --> 01:09:19,594
No, no, no, no, no.
I... what the fuck?

1290
01:09:19,627 --> 01:09:21,629
- I don't drink this shit!
- You'll drink horse piss,

1291
01:09:21,663 --> 01:09:23,531
but you won't
drink delicious box wine?

1292
01:09:23,564 --> 01:09:25,967
What's wrong with you?
Fucking Russian.

1293
01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:28,268
- I'm Latvian!
- Whatever.

1294
01:09:28,301 --> 01:09:30,270
<i>In NHL action,
the New York Rangers</i>

1295
01:09:30,303 --> 01:09:32,472
<i>defeated Florida Panthers
four goals to two.</i>

1296
01:09:33,373 --> 01:09:35,409
<i>The Rangers were led
by a two goal performance</i>

1297
01:09:35,442 --> 01:09:38,345
<i>from newly acquired
center man Matthew Sullivan.</i>

1298
01:09:39,514 --> 01:09:41,983
<i>In local news, band legend...</i>

1299
01:09:42,016 --> 01:09:45,787
Hey, you ever
thought about, you know,

1300
01:09:45,820 --> 01:09:47,655
what it might be like, you know,

1301
01:09:47,689 --> 01:09:50,625
if you were, if you were better?

1302
01:09:54,595 --> 01:09:58,966
Ah, in Latvia, my grandfather
always tells me...

1303
01:10:00,702 --> 01:10:04,337
"It's better to have the sparrow

1304
01:10:04,371 --> 01:10:08,275
in the hand than
the pigeon on the rooftop."

1305
01:10:09,911 --> 01:10:10,778
Yeah.

1306
01:10:11,846 --> 01:10:13,881
I literally have no idea
what you're talking about.

1307
01:10:13,915 --> 01:10:17,819
It means
what you have in the hands

1308
01:10:18,720 --> 01:10:21,756
could be what you're
looking for in the skies.

1309
01:10:25,893 --> 01:10:26,794
What do you see?

1310
01:10:27,929 --> 01:10:30,732
Yeah, yes. I understand
glass half full perspective.

1311
01:10:30,765 --> 01:10:31,833
Thank you very much, Ragge.

1312
01:10:31,866 --> 01:10:33,568
That's great. Thank you.

1313
01:10:33,601 --> 01:10:36,236
If I was in the NHL right now...

1314
01:10:38,005 --> 01:10:43,010
I would be having
drink at bar, yeah?

1315
01:10:43,044 --> 01:10:45,513
Celebrating you had good game.

1316
01:10:46,948 --> 01:10:49,016
Sharing drink with teammate.

1317
01:10:49,050 --> 01:10:50,718
What is this?

1318
01:10:52,754 --> 01:10:54,856
Try it. Yeah?

1319
01:11:01,461 --> 01:11:02,530
Latvian vodka.

1320
01:11:02,563 --> 01:11:03,865
Make Russian vodka

1321
01:11:03,898 --> 01:11:05,499
look like baby juice.

1322
01:11:05,533 --> 01:11:06,466
That stings.

1323
01:11:06,501 --> 01:11:07,902
Oh, my nose.

1324
01:11:07,935 --> 01:11:08,903
Hey, guys.

1325
01:11:08,936 --> 01:11:10,772
All right.

1326
01:11:10,805 --> 01:11:12,472
Hi!

1327
01:11:12,507 --> 01:11:13,908
- Drink?
- Yes, please.

1328
01:11:13,941 --> 01:11:15,576
- This for me?
- Yeah.

1329
01:11:16,318 --> 01:11:17,402
Cheers!

1330
01:11:17,903 --> 01:11:19,446
- Cheers!
- Cheers!

1331
01:11:19,914 --> 01:11:23,017
- Here's to you getting back out on the ice where you belong.
- Cheers.

1332
01:11:25,744 --> 01:11:28,872
Kumla breaks through, two to one, goal!

1333
01:11:29,289 --> 01:11:31,777
He put Kumla first on the leaderboard!

1334
01:11:31,839 --> 01:11:34,595
Hey, did you,
did you know that coach Tomas,

1335
01:11:34,629 --> 01:11:36,531
he, he played for Kumla?

1336
01:11:38,766 --> 01:11:40,935
Of course, dude.
They retired his jersey

1337
01:11:40,968 --> 01:11:42,469
in ceremony last year.

1338
01:11:44,705 --> 01:11:47,909
See, that's bullshit. How the hell is
turnstile Tony still in that league?

1339
01:11:47,942 --> 01:11:50,011
I don't understand why
they take guys like that.

1340
01:11:50,044 --> 01:11:51,512
I don't know, man.
He's got a pretty good shot.

1341
01:11:51,546 --> 01:11:52,814
Wasn't he like
a Devils draft pick

1342
01:11:52,847 --> 01:11:53,848
- a couple years ago?
- Does not matter.

1343
01:11:53,881 --> 01:11:54,916
He's not good at hockey.

1344
01:11:54,949 --> 01:11:56,416
He can't skate backwards and

1345
01:11:56,449 --> 01:11:58,753
he fumble fucks backhand passes.
He's bad.

1346
01:11:58,786 --> 01:12:01,454
Okay, well this is starting to
sound a little bit personal here.

1347
01:12:01,488 --> 01:12:03,691
What's your problem
with fumble fuck Tony?

1348
01:12:03,724 --> 01:12:05,893
I don't like him because he took
my spot on the national team.

1349
01:12:05,927 --> 01:12:08,361
You weren't going to
make the national team.

1350
01:12:08,395 --> 01:12:10,064
- I could have made the national team.
- No, shut up.

1351
01:12:10,097 --> 01:12:12,465
No, you must play
like ferret in kiddie pool

1352
01:12:12,499 --> 01:12:13,801
to be on national team.

1353
01:12:25,780 --> 01:12:26,781
Here you go.

1354
01:12:27,815 --> 01:12:29,650
- Thanks.
- Oh, one more.

1355
01:12:58,880 --> 01:13:00,514
I don't why I didn't tell him.

1356
01:13:02,650 --> 01:13:04,886
Guess I'm no better
at goodbyes than he is.

1357
01:13:25,740 --> 01:13:27,875
I don't know. Still seems
kind of fucked up though.

1358
01:13:27,909 --> 01:13:30,077
Yeah, I probably
should have seen it coming.

1359
01:13:30,111 --> 01:13:33,648
To be honest,
I kind of respect her for it.

1360
01:13:33,681 --> 01:13:36,651
Yeah, well... you were probably

1361
01:13:36,684 --> 01:13:39,553
going to leave her in the dust at
the end of the season anyhow, so...

1362
01:13:39,587 --> 01:13:40,922
Yeah.

1363
01:13:40,955 --> 01:13:42,924
Hey, want to play NHL?

1364
01:13:42,957 --> 01:13:45,793
Can't do it, buddy.
Poker tourney starts in five.

1365
01:13:45,826 --> 01:13:48,863
- Got to pay rent, you know?
- Okay, brother.

1366
01:13:48,896 --> 01:13:50,097
- See you in the morning.
- Later.

1367
01:14:51,892 --> 01:14:53,627
<i>Sometimes I feel
like it's not</i>

1368
01:14:53,661 --> 01:14:55,563
<i>a reality I'm living in.</i>

1369
01:14:57,264 --> 01:14:59,200
<i>The game
requires and unrelenting,</i>

1370
01:14:59,233 --> 01:15:01,936
<i>alienating self-absorption.</i>

1371
01:15:01,969 --> 01:15:03,637
<i>Maybe that's just how I see it.</i>

1372
01:15:05,306 --> 01:15:07,675
<i>When was the last time I had a
conversation that didn't revolve</i>

1373
01:15:07,708 --> 01:15:09,210
<i>around me and hockey?</i>

1374
01:15:10,878 --> 01:15:13,280
<i>It's like I'm on
this delusional journey.</i>

1375
01:15:13,314 --> 01:15:17,585
<i>All these people around me are the
extras and the places just pit stops.</i>

1376
01:15:19,620 --> 01:15:21,689
<i>Is this all
just another memory for me</i>

1377
01:15:21,722 --> 01:15:23,958
<i>to tuck away,
never to return to?</i>

1378
01:15:26,360 --> 01:15:30,097
<i>Maybe this is the dream, and
I've been missing it all along.</i>

1379
01:15:51,085 --> 01:15:53,187
<i>Spring is
just around the corner,</i>

1380
01:15:53,220 --> 01:15:56,924
<i>which means desperation time
in the European minor leagues.</i>

1381
01:15:56,957 --> 01:15:59,093
<i>Some guys desperate
to make the playoffs...</i>

1382
01:16:00,094 --> 01:16:01,829
<i>others desperate
to go to Thailand.</i>

1383
01:16:04,732 --> 01:16:06,167
The season's pretty much done.

1384
01:16:06,200 --> 01:16:08,702
Mathematically
eliminated from the playoffs.

1385
01:16:08,736 --> 01:16:11,038
Once the regular season's over,

1386
01:16:11,072 --> 01:16:13,174
some guys will say goodbye.

1387
01:16:13,207 --> 01:16:15,009
Most guys won't.

1388
01:16:15,042 --> 01:16:17,611
Nearly everyone
will end up here,

1389
01:16:17,645 --> 01:16:19,814
raiding the equipment room,

1390
01:16:19,847 --> 01:16:21,682
stealing extra
gear for the summer.

1391
01:16:25,920 --> 01:16:28,122
- You got that?
- Yeah, let's get out of here.

1392
01:16:28,155 --> 01:16:29,123
Hold on. One second.

1393
01:17:08,129 --> 01:17:10,231
- You hear back from Tomas yet?
- No.

1394
01:17:11,966 --> 01:17:14,902
It doesn't make any sense. I don't know
why'd they cut the leading goal scorer.

1395
01:17:14,935 --> 01:17:16,303
It makes all
the sense in the world, man.

1396
01:17:16,337 --> 01:17:18,038
Four throw away games left,

1397
01:17:18,072 --> 01:17:19,406
they save money
by cutting me now.

1398
01:17:21,108 --> 01:17:22,009
Yeah.

1399
01:17:26,747 --> 01:17:28,749
Hey, need your help.

1400
01:17:31,185 --> 01:17:32,086
And grab a twig.

1401
01:17:40,261 --> 01:17:41,328
All right.

1402
01:17:46,901 --> 01:17:48,802
Yeah. You give me that?

1403
01:17:53,874 --> 01:17:54,909
All right.

1404
01:17:57,044 --> 01:17:58,779
So what's the game plan?

1405
01:17:58,812 --> 01:18:01,448
Uh, my good buddy Sully's
playing

1406
01:18:01,482 --> 01:18:03,751
in New York for the Rangers,

1407
01:18:03,784 --> 01:18:07,855
so I was thinking I might,
yeah, stay with him.

1408
01:18:07,888 --> 01:18:09,924
Yeah? That or track down Elin.

1409
01:18:09,957 --> 01:18:11,225
Yeah, maybe.

1410
01:18:12,326 --> 01:18:13,294
Snap a pic.

1411
01:18:15,162 --> 01:18:17,131
Wait, wait, wait,
how's the salad look?

1412
01:18:17,164 --> 01:18:18,232
- Brutal.
- Sick.

1413
01:18:18,265 --> 01:18:19,366
Take a step to you right.

1414
01:18:19,400 --> 01:18:20,968
- Yeah?
- Your other right.

1415
01:18:27,174 --> 01:18:28,442
Hey, fuckface.

1416
01:18:30,978 --> 01:18:32,746
I wouldn't retire that just yet.

1417
01:18:35,015 --> 01:18:36,417
Kumla called.

1418
01:18:36,450 --> 01:18:38,052
They want you in
their lineup tonight.

1419
01:18:48,796 --> 01:18:49,496
Hey.

1420
01:19:11,852 --> 01:19:15,789
<i>Dear me, I
hope you find something you love</i>

1421
01:19:15,823 --> 01:19:17,191
<i>as much as I love hockey.</i>

1422
01:19:54,564 --> 01:19:59,564
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