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BallsOfFluff

Fluffies new best friend

Oct 3rd, 2012
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  1. >be normal fluffy pony owner
  2. >don't really abuse your fluffy except the occasional sorry stick when it shat on the floor
  3. >he's since learned to be good, and things are awesome
  4. >Domino really likes toys
  5. >you don't mind, though; he's been a great fluffy for the past few months
  6. >you take him to Toys R Us for his birthday
  7. >fluffy birthdays are celebrated monthly, because they have a tendency to self-immolate
  8. >It's his birthday again
  9. >Take Domino to the store
  10. >He excitedly runs up and down the aisles, looking for a toy he wants
  11. >somewhere in the girls' section, he stops
  12. >his eyes grow wide, and you're afraid he's going to piss himself
  13. >He's got his eyes fixated on a new delivery to the store: A show accurate pony plushie
  14. >"Wanna pony, daddeh," he squeals in delight
  15. >Look down at the pricetag
  16. >$59.95
  17. >holyshit.jpg
  18. >this has clearly been made to fleece bronies
  19. >it'd be cheaper to buy 20 fluffies
  20. >but hell, this is your fluffy
  21. >there are many like him, but this one is yours
  22. >and he's earned it
  23. >he picks out Rainbow Dash
  24. >On the way home, he can't wait to get her out of the box
  25. >"Fiwst, Domno an' Raybo pway baww, an then pway bwocks, then pway..."
  26. >he's pretty adorable, babbling to the toy like it's another living thing
  27. >you don't know; he might actually think it's alive
  28. >get home, take Dashie out the box, set Domino loose on her
  29. >He drags her everywhere, and he seems to be having the absolute time of his life playing with her
  30. >He even brings her to dinner: beef ravioli
  31. >For some reason, Domino always like ravioli more than spaghetti
  32. >Whatever; he's unique. That's why you like him so much.
  33. >"So, Dom, how do you like Rainbow Dash?" you ask him, as you munch on the Cacciatore you made yourself.
  34. >He takes a moment to chew (you made sure he had passable table manners before letting him eat with you) and responds: "Raybo my new besses fwend!"
  35. >You're a little hurt, but he's a fluffy with a new toy; go figure.
  36. >clean up after dinner
  37. >Domino plays with the plush until it's time to go to bed
  38. >Don't even have to turn the light's out; he tuckered himself out, and is sleeping peacefully in the saferoom
  39. >so innocent
  40. >you go to bed, but are awoken a few hours later by some noise
  41. >It's probably Domino, playing with his new toy
  42. >kids and fluffies are excitable like that
  43. >go to the saferoom to check on him
  44. >hear "enf, enf, enf, enf" coming from inside
  45. >oh god, he's not—
  46. >you stick your head in
  47. >he is
  48. >he just wanted to cum inside Rainbow Dash
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