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- >be normal fluffy pony owner
- >don't really abuse your fluffy except the occasional sorry stick when it shat on the floor
- >he's since learned to be good, and things are awesome
- >Domino really likes toys
- >you don't mind, though; he's been a great fluffy for the past few months
- >you take him to Toys R Us for his birthday
- >fluffy birthdays are celebrated monthly, because they have a tendency to self-immolate
- >It's his birthday again
- >Take Domino to the store
- >He excitedly runs up and down the aisles, looking for a toy he wants
- >somewhere in the girls' section, he stops
- >his eyes grow wide, and you're afraid he's going to piss himself
- >He's got his eyes fixated on a new delivery to the store: A show accurate pony plushie
- >"Wanna pony, daddeh," he squeals in delight
- >Look down at the pricetag
- >$59.95
- >holyshit.jpg
- >this has clearly been made to fleece bronies
- >it'd be cheaper to buy 20 fluffies
- >but hell, this is your fluffy
- >there are many like him, but this one is yours
- >and he's earned it
- >he picks out Rainbow Dash
- >On the way home, he can't wait to get her out of the box
- >"Fiwst, Domno an' Raybo pway baww, an then pway bwocks, then pway..."
- >he's pretty adorable, babbling to the toy like it's another living thing
- >you don't know; he might actually think it's alive
- >get home, take Dashie out the box, set Domino loose on her
- >He drags her everywhere, and he seems to be having the absolute time of his life playing with her
- >He even brings her to dinner: beef ravioli
- >For some reason, Domino always like ravioli more than spaghetti
- >Whatever; he's unique. That's why you like him so much.
- >"So, Dom, how do you like Rainbow Dash?" you ask him, as you munch on the Cacciatore you made yourself.
- >He takes a moment to chew (you made sure he had passable table manners before letting him eat with you) and responds: "Raybo my new besses fwend!"
- >You're a little hurt, but he's a fluffy with a new toy; go figure.
- >clean up after dinner
- >Domino plays with the plush until it's time to go to bed
- >Don't even have to turn the light's out; he tuckered himself out, and is sleeping peacefully in the saferoom
- >so innocent
- >you go to bed, but are awoken a few hours later by some noise
- >It's probably Domino, playing with his new toy
- >kids and fluffies are excitable like that
- >go to the saferoom to check on him
- >hear "enf, enf, enf, enf" coming from inside
- >oh god, he's not—
- >you stick your head in
- >he is
- >he just wanted to cum inside Rainbow Dash
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