Cory

As Cory is in the jail cell, he flickers back into Yoshian's Island. He walks around for a bit and sees Qory. Cory notices his strange resemblance. He exclaims, "Who are you? What are you doing here?" Qory replies, "You'll see, in due time." Cory fades back to the real world.

Cory and Newt reach the place they tracked the second emerald. They get stopped at the entrance by the bouncers. They ask to be let in, and the bouncers point them to the sign next to them. It reads, "*INSERT CASINO NAME* *INSERT SLOGAN* Only Gamblin' Gangstas allowed." Cory asks the bouncers, "What are Gamblin' Gangstas?" The bouncers grunt with no response. Newt says to Cory, "These guys are big, but they seem pretty stupid. Wait, I have an idea!" Newt does the famous "got-your-nose" trick and runs, and they run off after them. The door now unguarded, Cory enters, in search of the next bling emerald. Cory looks around, seeing many playing table, Gamblin' Gangstas everywhere. He sees an empty seat, and sits at the table. Cory and the dealer get into an altercation over what Cory is doing there, when the dealer says, "Do you know who I am? Why, I'm the one and only Gary the Great Gamblin' Gangsta Guy! Jimmy for short. Over my years here as a dealer, I've bested everyone who's dared cross my path. It's what got me my prized possession." He takes out the second Bling Emerald, to Cory's surprise. Cory proposes, "How about this? If I beat you, I get the Bling Emerald. If you beat me, I'll give you your weight in whatever kind of cheese you like best." Delighted, Jimmy accepts the ultimatum. They play a round of slots, and Cory wins. Not wanting to give up the Bling Emerald, Jimmy attempts to escape, but trips over his untied shoelaces. Cory exits with the second Bling Emerald, and to his surprise, sees Sophie! Cory exclaims, "Sophie, what in the h-e-double hockey stick are you doing here?" Sophie, panicking, says, "Quick! They've got Newt!" Sophie and Cory run off, finding a weird area of DC they've neither seen nor heard of. Cory says, "Sophie, stay here, this might get ugly." Sophie agrees, and Cory enters alone. As he enters, he sees someone, something, up on the stage. Cory approaches some random loser and says, "Who is that?" The loser replies, "Are you kidding me?! That's Jon-Z! The almighty being that we all worship down here? Dude, where have you been?!" Cory replies, "I'm not from around here, but I'm looking for someone here." The loser replies, "Who are you anyway?" Cory says, "None of your business! Who are YOU?" The loser says, "Well, my name is Liam, but everybody just calls me "Loser"." Cory questions, "Why would they call you that?" Liam shamefully admits, "Well....it's because I play mobile games..." Cory exclaims in disgust, "Dear lord! Just tell me where my friend is so I can get out of here!" Liam replies, "The one with the luscious locks? Jon-Z has him now." Cory thanks Liam, and runs up on stage. Jon-Z stops what he's doing, and exclaims, "What in the TigerMoinYeahBaby are you doing up on MY stage?" Cory retorts, "You took my friend! All I'm doing is getting him back." Jon-Z deliberates, and then replies, "You really want this guy, huh? I'll only give him to you if you can perform better than me, only then will you be worthy!" Cory thinks for a second, "Wait, what DO you perform?" Jon-Z chuckles, and replies, "Freestyle rapping! A one, a two, a one-two-three-four!" *RAP BATTLE ENSUES BETWEEN CORY AND JON-Z WITH CORY'S RAP BEING THE SHOW'S THEME SONG AND JON'S BEING THE JON-Z RAP, CORY WINS AND THE CROWD GOES WILD* Jon-Z, in shock of his loss, says, "TigerMoinYeahBaby! How have I been bested by a mere human?! You're supposed to worship me!" Newt is thrown up to the stage by Cory by one of the Jon-Z's worshippers. Cory, pleased with himself, says "Worship you? Ha! The day I worship you is the day I get my own TV show on Disney channel."

Cory and Newt are flying with Stickler after their rescue. Cory, catching his breath, says, "Never thought I'd say this, but I sure am glad to see you, Stickler." Stickler swiftly replies with, "Shut up. Did you get it?" Cory, a bit annoyed at his remark, replies, "Who do you think I am? Of course I got it." Newt attempts to interject and say he helped, but is quickly interrupted by Cory. Cory asks, "So Stickler, any idea where the next Bling Emerald is?" Stickler smugly replies, "I've tracked this one down to Mexico, or in English, Mexico. A bit of a problem though, Obama's right hand man, Buttriss, is headed after it too. Luckily, he's the only guy I've ever seen that's more of a loser than you, Cory." Cory, dusting off the insult, says, "What are you waiting for? Let's go. Good thing I brushed up on my Spanish, and Sausage." They fly there with no problems. Cory exits, and when Newt goes to accompany him, Cory says, "Newt, you better stay here, make sure Stickler doesn't get up to any funny business and strand us here. By the sounds of him, I think I can handle this butt kiss guy or whatever his name is." Cory explores Mexico a bit, until he gets hungry. He decides to try McDonalds in Mexico, fittingly dubbed "MexDonalds". He looks at the menu, seeing burritos, nachos, etc. After a little deliberation, he decides on a TacoCheetah happy meal. As he goes to eat, he discovers that his toy is actually the fourth Bling Emerald! Now that's he's found it, he decides he doesn't need the TacoCheetah, it looked like garbage anyway. He exits, and starts on his trek back to Newt and Stickler, when all of sudden, he hears someone yell, "Hold it right there!" Cory turns around to see a man he assumes is Buttriss. Cory says, "You must be Buttless." Buttriss, exasperated, replies, "It's Buttriss! And I do have a butt! Now hand over that Bling Emerald, or I swear I'll-ACHOO!" Cory jokingly says, "You okay there buddy? Can you finish your menacing speech?" Buttriss, infuriated, replies, "Shut up! It's allergy season! Now prepare to be destroyed!" They duel, and Cory is victorious. After the fight, Cory asks, "Why do you work for Obama? Don't you realize how evil he is?" Buttriss, weakened, replies, "He's my prettiest friend. I'm in love with him. Btw he's single girlz." Cory, confused, says, "Ooooookay... you do realize you don't have to stick around though, right? You could still do good." Buttriss replies, I really only tag along because I have nothing else to do. I mean, shut up!" Cory departs in order to meet Newt and Stickler.

As Cory exits the cave, he enters into a grassy area. As he's walking through, he sees a trail of some sorts, looks like...catnip? A little surprised and confused, he follows the trail until he reaches a dead end. He looks around, seeing nothing but a manhole. Thinking it could lead in there, Cory enters.

As Cory and SMF converse, SMF informs Cory that the murder victim is a man dubbed "The Bard" with a mysterious weapon known as a "perma-ban".

As Cory and Newt converse, Cory asks Newt what's happened while he's been unconscious. Newt tells Cory that Obama has become a tyrannical leader who has turned America into Obamerica, a disastrous place filled with nothing but despair. Buttriss has been kicked out by Obama for his poor work. Obama, infuriated over losing his right hand man, fired Hannah Montana and started working as a leader with no equals. Montana went on to become a pop star under the persona "Miley Cyrus". She didn't escape Obama's presence without serious psychological issues, however. Nowadays, she is currently in the Obamasylum.

Cory and Newt exit the portal, and find them in the new Obamerica version of DC, where everything is much more grim and darker. As they look around them, they see someone who looks vaguely familiar. Cory comments on it, and Newt silently nods. They approach, and see that it's Buttriss! They prepare for a fight, but he says there's no need. Obama's power went all to his head, and Buttriss was outlawed from ever stepping in Obama's presence ever again. They ask him what they should do to defeat him, and he says, "Talk to Hannah. She's...changed since you've been gone, but she might know something. They ask where she is, and Buttriss points them over to the Obamasylum. They find her there, in a straightjacket, with a crazed look in her eyes. They ask if she knows how to defeat Obama. She won't stop repeating, "If you are worthy, the power will find you." It starts creeping them out, so they leave to go try their hand at fighting Obama. As they go up to enter however, Qory suddenly appears. Newt questions who he is, but Cory shushes him. Cory asks why Qory is here, and Qory says he needs to show him something, and asks for his arm. Cory cautiously gives Qory his arm, and Qory cuts it open to reveal wires and computer parts. Cory, obviously in shock, staggers back, and struggling to speak, utters, "What...how...." Qory cuts him off, telling him how he is a robot made to look like Cory, but Qory is the real Cory, stolen at birth by Obama and experimented on in the quest to create a genetically engineered army. Cory falls to his knees and tries to take it all in. Qory says, "I still can't believe you haven't figured it out already. Have you never taken a hard fall or gotten a deep cut?" Cory realizes that throughout his life these things haven't actually happened. Qory lightheartedly says, "If it makes you feel any better, you're the first ever true artificial intelligence, with emotions just like humans. Now, I know this is hard, but you need to use this as fuel, no pun intended. Get up and direct your anger towards Obama, take him down!" Cory, feeling more energized than ever, no pun intended, tells Newt that they to defeat Obama NOW. They enter the new Obamerica version of the White House, now the African-American house. They see Obama, sitting on the throne he had built, watching eagerly. Robot Meena is sitting next to him, with a dead look in her robot eyes. Obama says, "Oh, bravo! You two have certainly come a long way just to be defeated, I admire that." Cory says, "Who says we'll be defeated?" Obama pulls out the 5 Bling Emeralds, and says, "These do." Obama begins assuming his ultimate form, Obamicus. Newt quickly says to Cory, "I have an idea, hold him off!" Newt exits, and Cory and Obamicus duel. After an epic fight, Cory loses. He staggers back in defeat, struggling for air. The screen goes dark, and Cory wakes up in the Yoshian Room.  Cory says, "Who are you? Where am I? Where's Obama? What's going on?" Yoshian calmly replies, "Welcome, you are in the Yoshian Room. I am Yoshian, and I have been watching over you for sometime, in the most non-criminal way possible. You've passed through Yoshian's Island many times, and I've seen potential in you. So I have brought you here in your time of weakness to issue an ultimatum. I can offer you a power so great, you can defeat anyone, even if they have all 5 Bling Emeralds. However, in order to harness this power, you will have to sacrifice your own life." Cory says, "Ok. I'm ready." He awakens to Obamicus' laughter, he is taunting Cory. All of a sudden, Newt bursts in, with everybody they've met along the journey, including Sophie, Stickler, the reformed Buttriss, new psycho Hannah, Liam, Jon-Z, Qory, Bigley, SMF, and Jimmy. They all cheer Cory on as he recuperates. Obamicus chuckles and says, "Your friends mean nothing, I'll still kill you!" Cory shows Obamicus his cut and internal wiring, and says, "You can't kill me, I'm not alive." They duel, and Cory bests Obamicus. He screams in defeat, there's a blinding flash of light from Cory, and when the screen returns to normal, they're both gone, and Robot Meena is back to normal. Newt and the gang realize what has happened, and while they're sad he's gone, they're just glad they got him back for a day. The screen fades, and it shows the gang at Cory's funeral. His body was never recovered, so in his place, they bury the 5 Bling Emeralds, may they never be used for evil again. They all pay their respects, and the credits roll.