Substance of Sacrilege, Session 1

<Bob>	I'm dead 'ard an' ready ta fight!
<DM>	--= QUEST BEGIN =-
<DM>	The entire party is dropped into Kakariko Village.
<Bob>	(Kakariko shop is open then or nay?)
<Vincent_Valentine>	*Oof* "Watch it, force."
*	Red_Enrics yawns
<DM>	The Kakariko Armor Shop is open for business. http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-20.html
<Bob>	Oi, how'd me gets 'ere?!
*	Kirran was already there, and is taking a nap.
<Bob>	(Mima's Music Shop is also here, if anyone is interested)
*	Nexas is now known as Moulder
<DM>	It is late evening, and the darkness of twilight is settling around the sleepy village.  The streets are empty, and filled with the light of the surrounding houses and late-night shops.
*	Nolyghots yawns
<Nolyghots>	I love the smell of silence....
<Kirran>	Zzzzz...
<DM>	(It smells like lemon meringue pie.)
*	Red_Enrics is asleep
<DM>	(Now's the time to use the shops, if you need to.)
<Nolyghots>	This lazy ass refuses to wake up.
<Moulder>	Well to be fair, nolyghots, it's fairly late at night.
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<Bob>	Eep, 'e be ghosts an' all!
<Nolyghots>	Well couldn't he at least sleep in the inn instead of outside?!
<Bob>	Wot in da world is wrong wit' ye?!
<Nolyghots>	I'm freezing my ass off over here
<FireSeraphim>	(I'm here, sorry about that)
<DM>	(You joinin'?)
<FireSeraphim>	(who, me? nah, I'm just idling)
<Moulder>	Well, no need to be hostile, he was the one who got kicked out for getting drunk.
<Moulder>	(RED IS FOREVER DRUNK.)
<DM>	A sudden commotion breaks through the sleepy evening; a loud crash, followed by a loud scream.
<Kirran>	Whahuh?!!
*	Red_Enrics wakes up and throws his sythe at a wall
<DM>	A small figure runs down to the center plaza, wailing in panic.
<Red_Enrics>	WHAT WAS THAT
*	Kirran falls out of the tree where he was sleeping.
*	Red_Enrics takes his scythe and puts it back
<Nolyghots>	Good to see you're awake finally
<Bob>	'ey ya liddle brat, me's was shoppin' ye fool!
*	Pellik runs into the square, gibbering and nigh incomprehensible.
<Kirran>	What the heck is going on out here?
*	Vincent_Valentine gives voice to Dex FireSeraphim Kirran Moulder Nolyghots Raine Red_Enrics
*	Kirran tries to shake off his sleepiness.
<Red_Enrics>	No idea
*	Bob readies two of his swords for battle.
<Red_Enrics>	But it was interupting my sleep!
<Pellik>	"G-gglaass... brother, he killed... help, it's gonna get... help--"
*	Red_Enrics hiccups
<Red_Enrics>	Whoops
<Red_Enrics>	Still slightly hungover
<DM>	Another resounding crash sounds in the distance, and the sounds of... glass hitting the ground?
<Red_Enrics>	Wah?!
*	Kirran pulls his lance from his pack
<Bob>	(I thought most of the ground here was... grass n' dirt.... unless Kakariko's been paved)
<Red_Enrics>	Hmmm
<Pellik>	( ;) )
<Raine>	Hey Kirran, what is it? Murder? Or maybe puppies?
<Bob>	(ohh I get it... the roof?)
*	DM sees the fairy, and calms at least a little.
<DM>	whooops
<Moulder>	(DERP)
*	Pellik sees the fairy, and calms at least a little.
*	Vincent_Valentine readies Quicksilver.
<Pellik>	"M-miss fairy, can ye help? Please?
*	Bob walks quickly over to Pellik and tries to lift him by the collar.
<Dex>	Robbery and murder I bet. This sounds like a lucrative oppertunity for freelance adventurers.
<Raine>	Help? Help how? You want a hug?....maybe a knife in the eye?...teehee
<Raine>	>: D
<Moulder>	Excuse me, sir! I wouldn't trust that young lady.
<Kirran>	Raine...
*	Pellik begins wailing again, his words now completely out of his control.
<Bob>	'ey, yous!
*	Kirran puts Raine back in her bottle.
*	Red_Enrics is in drunk status. (What does that do again, Bob?)
<Bob>	Wot's dat sound 'round 'ere? If'n yous don't be a tellin' me, I'll ask big boss 'ere to gut ya gut, ya 'ere?!
<DM>	Another crash and a roaring sound, this time closer.
<Bob>	(ask DM, not me)
<Pellik>	"Ggg-g-g-glass
<Red_Enrics>	(But you're WindStrike. XD)
*	Kirran decides that maybe the lance isn't the best bet, and gets out his bow instead.
<Bob>	GLASS DON'T MEAN NO NOTHIN' TO ME! 'ey! Dex boss! Does glass mean somethin' fer yew?
<Dex>	It means we question him further.
<Kirran>	Well, it sounded like galss breaking earlier.
<Red_Enrics>	(Like, what did the status do back in the Termina quest again?)
<Kirran>	glass*
<Bob>	(I have no power in this session except as a player. Whoever is DM gets to choose what it does.)
<Moulder>	(...oh.)
<Dex>	What do you mean by glass there buddy?
<Moulder>	(DM, Red is drunk, what does this mean?)
<Kirran>	I'm more curious to know what's making all that noise. Pretty sure those are related things.
<DM>	(Drunkenness reduces your Wisdom by 3.)
<Moulder>	(Excellent, Red doesn't use Wisdom. :D)
<Dex>	yeah we alll knew that
<Bob>	(actually, Nolyghots runs off of Red's Wisdom, lol)
<Moulder>	(...except for blocking.)
<DM>	The sounds suddenly burst into the plaza as a figure charges in, gleaming and glittering.
<Bob>	Oooh, SHOINY! Hey Dex boss, can we catches and keeps it, please boss?
<DM>	The beast seems to be made entirely of glass, sharp edges capturing the nearby light and casting it off in sparkling flecks of color.
<Kirran>	Well, that's a new one.
<DM>	On its forehead is a bright, glowing multi-faceted gem.
<Bob>	Dat's it, dat's gonna be me pet!
<Pellik>	"TH-TH-THAAAAAAAAT"
<Dex>	I don't think it's friendly. Or smart enough. Or useful at all. It's made of glass.
<Kirran>	Anyone got a hammer?
<Dex>	I DO want that gem in its forehead though.
<Bob>	Aww.. but me likes shiny stuff, don't ye boss?
<Bob>	AYE AYE, BOSS!
*	Kirran is not letting on he has one of Bob's swords...ever...
<DM>	The beast spots the party and roars in fury, turning to face them and pawing its hind legs.
<Red_Enrics>	HEY!
<Dex>	Is for horses.
<Vincent_Valentine>	"Rut roh"
*	Red_Enrics points at Pellik
<DM>	Ladies and gentlemen, mad fairies and bloodthirsty lizardfolk, roll for initiative.
<Dex>	That's a thing made of glass.
<DM>	http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-310.html
<Red_Enrics>	Don't i-i-interupt my sleep. *hic*
<Dex>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Dex: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3.
<Dex>	CAWK SUCKAHS
*	Pellik cringes further before Pellik's pointing finger.
<Kirran>	$init 1d11
<Navi>	Kirran: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 8.
<Vincent_Valentine>	$init 1d11
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 1.
<Dex>	theres no stats?
<Vincent_Valentine>	oh ffs.
<DM>	Recommended Soundtrack: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLs2o_po-FzbG-9C7-FbnO0nPObIJ-FQin
<DM>	Refresh.
<Red_Enrics>	(Wait, what's going on?)
<DM>	OH GOODNESS AHAHAH.
<DM>	Hold on a tick.
<Vincent_Valentine>	HOLY FORMATTING
<Vincent_Valentine>	and THIS is why I stick each box on its own line.
<DM>	(Refresh again)
<Bob>	annnnd this is what happens when you write it in notepad++
<Red_Enrics>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 10.
<Red_Enrics>	:O
<Bob>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Bob: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 9.
<Vincent_Valentine>	(I write my profiles in notepad++)
<DM>	(It's actually the code formatting that's wrong.  THe copy-paste from notepad++ is just fine, hah)
*	Nolyghots is now known as Shellos
<Bob>	Me's gonna wreck it!
*	Moulder is now known as Shellgon
*	Raine is still known as Raine
<Pellik>	Runs from the party and hides behind the nearby well.
*	Pellik is now known as Lesser_Glass_Golem
<Lesser_Glass_Golem>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Lesser_Glass_Golem: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7.
<Lesser_Glass_Golem>	$turns
<Navi>	Lesser_Glass_Golem: A battle is not in progress.
<Lesser_Glass_Golem>	d'oh
<Red_Enrics>	Lazer Glass Golem...*hic*
<DM>	$init s
<Navi>	The battle has begun!
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Red_Enrics (10), Bob (9), Kirran (8), Lesser_Glass_Golem (7), Dex (3) and Vincent_Valentine (1).
<Navi>	Bonus Turns: Red_Enrics (10).
<Kirran>	If that thing shoots lazers, I'm out.
<Kirran>	>_>
<DM>	(You have its description. ;) )
*	Red_Enrics bumrishes it with his bonus turn. *hic* (Roll Courage, dat scythe.)
<Red_Enrics>	$24d10
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 5, 7, 10, 6, 1, 3, 9, 8, 8, 8, 6, 2, 6, 10, 6, 7, 5, 9, 4, 3, 10, 8 and 10. Total: 154. Successes: 22.
<Vincent_Valentine>	(Remember, $endturn on your bonus turn. ... it will NOT skip the first turn.)
<DM>	$10d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 10, 4, 3, 8, 5, 6, 9, 2 and 7. Total: 55. Successes: 7.
<Red_Enrics>	(...wat)
<DM>	(You are Shadow affinity.  -2 dice from the Light Essence Heart)
<DM>	(Not that I think it will matter here. ;) )
<Vincent_Valentine>	-2 successes, not dice.
<Vincent_Valentine>	oh, nvm
<DM>	"Those with Shadow affinity are blinded by the light of the gem, and lose 2 dice on their attack."
<Vincent_Valentine>	derp
<Red_Enrics>	$22d10
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 7, 6, 8, 3, 2, 6, 7, 10, 6, 7, 3, 7, 2, 9, 10, 10, 9, 3, 1, 3 and 8. Total: 136. Successes: 18.
<Vincent_Valentine>	(I clicked on that youtube link and it wasn't a specific video.)
<Kirran>	(What if we're light and darkness?)
<DM>	(yes, it is a playlist)
<Lesser_Glass_Golem>	Shatters into pieces, devastated by Red_Enric's blow.
<Lesser_Glass_Golem>	$init r
<Navi>	Lesser_Glass_Golem: The bot has been reset.
<Red_Enrics>	AND THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT...bitch....*hic*
<Bob>	Hah, dat was EASY!
<Vincent_Valentine>	... o_O So much for a boss.
<Bob>	Whatcha mean glass an' all, ya liddle shrimp!
*	Bob swats Pellik on the head.
<Kirran>	And it wasn't even Vincent that one shotted him.
<Red_Enrics>	HEY
<Red_Enrics>	What's that suppose to mean?
<Red_Enrics>	*hic*
<DM>	The gem on the creature's forehead falls to the ground as it shatters.
<Kirran>	Drunk Red is best Red.
<DM>	It dissolves into a fine dust and blows away.
<Bob>	Well Dex boss, dat gem, alll-
<Bob>	WHAAAAAA
<Raine>	Ah, no fair...it looked tasty...
<Red_Enrics>	(I'll be less activate for a while, I'm eating dinner, just pretend red is doing Drunk things.)
<Bob>	DAT GEM'S A FAKE... JUST LIKE DAT DRUNKY RED GUY!
<Red_Enrics>	(wat)
*	Vincent_Valentine kicks Bob out the window.
*	You have been kicked from #zurpg by Vincent_Valentine (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in a sumo wrestling arena! «14,972»)
<Red_Enrics>	(I don't get it. ._.)
*	Lesser_Glass_Golem is now known as Pellik
<Dex>	Ah... Well that sucks.
<Dex>	I wanted that gem.
*	Pellik runs up from behind the well and envelops Red_Enrics in a hug that reaches up to his knees.
<Bob>	Listen up, kids! Rememba, don't hug da drunky guys! Or ye'll be swatted by da bees!
<Bob>	Ain't dat roight, boss?
<DM>	(oh, wait a sec.  +15 EXP, $15d8 rupees)
<Vincent_Valentine>	$15d8
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 15 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 1, 1, 7, 2, 7, 1, 4, 1, 6, 6, 7, 8, 4, 6 and 8. Total: 69.
<Bob>	$15d8
<Navi>	Bob: You rolled 15 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 5, 1, 4, 4, 4, 3, 7, 4, 5, 1, 2, 7, 5, 2 and 5. Total: 59.
*	Red_Enrics hugs and squeezes Pellik
<Vincent_Valentine>	$calc 1369+69
<Red_Enrics>	(Oh wait, I'm not Eevee,)
<DM>	(CHILD MOLESTATIOOON)
<Kirran>	$15d8
<Navi>	Kirran: You rolled 15 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 4, 2, 2, 5, 4, 3, 8, 6, 2, 6, 4, 8, 4, 1 and 8. Total: 67.
<DM>	(...)
<Vincent_Valentine>	Kefka, get your crazy ass in here.
<Bob>	(Red, Pellik is not Nimono, lol)
*	Kefka (~Kefka@lunarnet-AB6D2C36.lightspeed.nsvltn.sbcglobal.net) has joined #zurpg
*	ChanServ sets mode +a #zurpg Kefka
*	ChanServ gives channel operator status to Kefka
<Vincent_Valentine>	$calc 1369+69
<Kefka>	1369+69 = 1,438
<Red_Enrics>	9lol
<Red_Enrics>	(lol)
*	Pellik whimpers for a bit before recovering his breath.
<Red_Enrics>	(Guys help
<Red_Enrics>	(How much EXP did I get?)
<Bob>	(15)
<Bob>	(+$15d8 for Rupees)
<Red_Enrics>	$15d8
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 15 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 7, 8, 7, 7, 6, 5, 3, 7, 1, 3, 8, 3, 8, 4 and 4. Total: 81.
<Vincent_Valentine>	$calc 43+15
<Red_Enrics>	$calc 81
<Kefka>	43+15 = 58
<Kefka>	81 = 81
*	Kirran levels up
<Dex>	$15d8
<Navi>	Dex: You rolled 15 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 1, 2, 7, 7, 6, 5, 2, 3, 5, 5, 5, 7, 5, 1 and 8. Total: 69.
<Pellik>	"That thing was in my house, and then it followed me over here..."
<Red_Enrics>	$calc 81+1783
<Kefka>	81+1783 = 1,864
<Red_Enrics>	$calc 81+2783
<Kefka>	81+2783 = 2,864
<Pellik>	"I was looking for my brother, and I went into the house and I looked around and I couldn't find him and there was red all over the floor..."
<Bob>	Wot? Yous kept dat thing in yous housy?! Dat sounds loik a good idea! Me's gonna try it fer de guys in da camp!
<Red_Enrics>	$calc 157+15
<Kefka>	157+15 = 172
<DM>	The boy looks like he's working himself up again, face flushing and eyes tearing up.
<Red_Enrics>	(Guys, look at my EXP.)
<Bob>	(might I recommend, you know....... leveling up a bit?)
<DM>	(how did you manage that)
<Raine>	Hehe...red blood...strawberries...yummy...
<BlueShell>	o.o;
<Red_Enrics>	(Raine is more insane than bipolar. ._.)
*	BlueShell escapes into the Fourth Wall.
<Pellik>	"... and then that thing was there, and I thought it was like a mirror, but then it started running after me..."
<Bob>	Well, why don't we's check out yer housy den?
<Red_Enrics>	Oh my god
<Red_Enrics>	Kirran
*	Bob whispers to Dex - Maybes we's kin loot 'is 'ouse a bit, yeah boss?
<Kirran>	Yeah?
<Red_Enrics>	go to my room in the inn and get more
<Red_Enrics>	beer
<Pellik>	"Wh-what if there's another one inside?"
<Kirran>	Does it looks like I'm wearing a barmaid's outfit to you?
*	Kirran looks to make sure he isn't.
<Red_Enrics>	Well I can't go in because I got kicked out
<Bob>	Den I'll look so 'hard into da mirror, me own reflection'll 'urt and da thing will run away!
<Kirran>	You could just send Noly. Everyone likes her.
*	Bob seconds that.
*	Dex whispers to Bob. Maybe. I'd prefer not to rob potential clients though.
<Raine>	She smells like shadows and dandelions...
*	Bob whispers back - ahhh, good one boss!
<Bob>	Den, let's send da ghosts in, eh?
<Red_Enrics>	I'm too drunk to summon Noly, seriously, which summons her, the book or the cross. (Mwahahahaha, referencing your mix up, Wind.)
<Bob>	(Open the book to page 98, it has a picture of that shield with the emblem of a book on it. It summons them both simultaneously, but their skills are flipped. REVERSE REFERENCE!)
*	Pellik pulls at Red's hand.  "You can come with me, right?"
<Kirran>	Looks like you have a fan.
<Red_Enrics>	sure. *hic*
<Dex>	I could just sneak in.
<Red_Enrics>	I could also put my foot up your ass. *hic*
*	Pellik begins walking toward his house, trying to hurry but reluctant to let go of Red.
*	Red_Enrics gets dragged across the floor by Pellik
<Dex>	I'm not afraid to remove your tongue with my teeth you know.
<DM>	(Aren't you a DArknut or something?)
<DM>	(lol)
<Vincent_Valentine>	". . ."
<Red_Enrics>	(WAS)
<Kirran>	(back in five)
<Red_Enrics>	(I was a Darknut, not am.))
*	Vincent_Valentine follows behind Pellik.
<DM>	The house sits only a few blocks away.  The door hangs on one hinge, letting light pour into the street.
<Bob>	Psh, dat ain't 'ard! Hey, if'n dat ding is in dere, let's scare 'em a bit, eh?
*	Bob proceeds to kick the door down.
<Bob>	(Am I rolling power to kick it down?)
<DM>	(Naw, it was hanging off of one hinge.)
<Bob>	(kay
<Bob>	(I'll roll for potential overkill anyways)
<Bob>	$17d10
<Navi>	Bob: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 3, 5, 9, 6, 6, 6, 10, 8, 5, 2, 5, 6, 10, 7, 2 and 3. Total: 96. Successes: 14.
<DM>	$30d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 5, 6, 5, 5, 9, 2, 6, 2, 4, 2, 1, 6, 1, 6, 3, 5, 8, 8, 1, 1, 10, 2, 5, 8, 4, 7, 2, 9 and 5. Total: 140. Successes: 18.
<Bob>	.....
<Bob>	DOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRR
<DM>	The door swings back and strikes Bob on the face before toppling flat.
*	Red_Enrics tries to shrug off beeing drunk. (Roll Courage)
<Red_Enrics>	$22d10
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 8, 9, 3, 1, 3, 10, 8, 2, 2, 7, 3, 2, 5, 8, 7, 10, 3, 9, 3, 3 and 10. Total: 121. Successes: 15.
<Dex>	wouldnt it be wisdom to stop being drunk?
<Bob>	(DM, are you trying to make my rage of doors worse?)
<DM>	( >:) )
*	Bob topples backwards.
*	Bob lands at Dex's feet.
<Dex>	Good try.
*	Red_Enrics tries to shrug off being drunk again. (Roll Wisdom)
<DM>	( You're rolling against Power for drunkenness, actually. )
<Red_Enrics>	(Oh
<Red_Enrics>	(ROLL POWER)
<Vincent_Valentine>	"Dat door is one solid door.."
<Red_Enrics>	$17d10
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 1, 7, 9, 5, 7, 6, 4, 1, 6, 7, 8, 7, 3, 10, 6 and 2. Total: 97. Successes: 13.
<DM>	$25d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 8, 1, 2, 2, 5, 5, 2, 3, 1, 10, 3, 3, 9, 2, 5, 2, 1, 1, 9, 3, 8, 6, 6 and 2. Total: 102. Successes: 11.
<Bob>	'ey, Vince... did ya just speak like me dere?
<DM>	The sight in the house immediately sobers Red_Enrics.
<Vincent_Valentine>	(btw, item drops from that thing?)
*	Bob 's eyes start sparkling.
<DM>	Blood is spattered and smeared all over the walls.
*	Red_Enrics gets sobered up
<Red_Enrics>	Wah?! Where am I?!
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<Red_Enrics>	...blood?!
<Bob>	(Great, it's Dampe's Grave quest all over again, blood everywhere, eh)
<Raine>	Yay! It's a party!
<DM>	(See the Glass Golem Shard)
<Red_Enrics>	(Hyper Realistic Blood~)
<DM>	(Someone should take it....)
*	Dex takes it.
<Dex>	Free thinger.
<Vincent_Valentine>	(What about random item drops?)
<Red_Enrics>	Nolyghots, I summon you!
<Bob>	(yeah, Darte, Materials are additional drops, they don't replace random item drops)
<DM>	(None in this case.  Later battles will have them.)
<Bob>	(very well)
*	Red_Enrics uses the Children's book, summoning Moulder. (Because mistakes, WindStrike.)
*	Shellos is now known as Moulder
<DM>	(I dunno, the irony is kinda awesome.)
<Moulder>	What is it, sir Enrics?
<Bob>	(hahahahah...... would you rather keep it that way, actually, or do you want it flipped to how it's supposed to be?)
<Moulder>	(Flipped to how it's suppose to be...after this quest.)
<Bob>	(lol, kay)
<DM>	A bit of scalp and a patch of hair is visible in the doorway to a sideroom.
<Red_Enrics>	Agh!
<Red_Enrics>	Shady got the binding items mixed up!
<Red_Enrics>	(That's why I asked for the name.)
*	Pellik peeks out from behind Enrics and, seeing the patch of hair, moves closer.
<Pellik>	"P-Pellirus?"
<Kirran>	(Aand I'm back)
<Kirran>	Whoa, who died in here?
<Bob>	(ah)
<Raine>	And are there going to be more bodies?
<Raine>	Teehee.
*	Pellik begins to choke up again as he moves into the side room, crouching down to inspect something.
<Kirran>	>_>
<Kirran>	I don't think you want to be going in there Pellik.
*	Bob waltzes into the house after being smacked by a door.
<Bob>	(DOOOOOOOOOOOOOORS!)
<Moulder>	Oh! So you were suppose to summon Nolghots?
*	Pellik picks up something and walks into the main room with it.  He's red-faced, but seems to be out of tears.
*	Pellik holds up the object.  It appears to be a human skin, torn and deflated, missing any bones that would make its form recognizable.
<Raine>	Is it candy? Not Candy?
<Bob>	Dex, did yew skin someone 'gain?
<Pellik>	"I-it's my brother... Pellirus..."
<Dex>	Nope.
<Dex>	I'd remember if I did.
<DM>	A voice echoes from beyond the shattered doorway.
<Bob>	If'n it's dat Gerudo with dat crazy gauntlet thingy, I'm outta 'ere.
<Mysterious_Voice>	"Why yes, it is indeed your brother.  Pitiful, isn't he?"
<Mysterious_Voice>	"I'm sure this looks horrible to you, but it's just a misunderstanding, I assure you.  My charge was just a little too... antsy in the big city.  Lost track of him, you know how it is with pets."
<Red_Enrics>	Hmm
<Bob>	Dat's why yous makes a comman' structuree, like me n' Dex boss and da army!
<Dex>	Pretty much yeah.
<Mysterious_Voice>	"But don't worry now, we can make it right.  There is a nearby fountain, formerly occupied by one of the Great Fairies.  I'm sure we can do something about him there."
<Bob>	(closest fountain I know of is... Death Mountain, top of it. Unless you want to add a fountain, in which case go figure)
<Mysterious_Voice>	"But you will need to take your brother's skin through the Lost Woods to the fountain itself before he can be helped. Better make it quick, too; can't have him rotting away."
<DM>	(Former fountain)
<DM>	(rather, formerly occupied fountain)
<Mysterious_Voice>	"I will meet you there.  I have other things to... attend to.  So long, fellows."
<Mysterious_Voice>	"Oh, and don't steal too much of the stuff in that house; the kid will need at least a little if his brother doesn't... make it."
<Bob>	(kay)
<Dex>	Anyone else feel like this is a trap?
<Bob>	(oooh, I know which one you're talking about now)
<Dex>	I feel like its a trap
<DM>	(I totally made up the fountain)
<Bob>	(kay)
<Bob>	Well, da boss feels like it's a trap, so me's thinks it's a trap, too!
<Kirran>	Considering we couldn't even see who that was? Yeah, trap.
*	Mysterious_Voice is now known as X__X
<Dex>	Should we go anyway?
<Pellik>	"A-a trap? You mean we can't... we can't..."
<Dex>	These things are usually worth it.
*	Pellik sniffles and looks down at the deflated face of his brother.
<Dex>	Thwarting evil minions is always good fun.
<Bob>	Me wants a fight, so me's gonna go spring da trap, right boss?
<Kirran>	You know, if we hadn't just come from the land of the dead, I'd be way more creeped out by all this.
<Dex>	Bob you can spring all the traps you want.
<Dex>	Also.
*	Raine is flitting back and forth happily, gathering pieces and stacking them in a pile, humming quietly to herself.
<Dex>	Not it for carrying the body.
*	Pellik 's face slowly hardens, and he dries his eyes with his upper arm before looking up stubbornly.
<Bob>	IT'S TIME FER KILLIN' AN' DER BREAKIN' DEM THINGS FER DA WAAAGH!
*	Pellik pulls the skin into his arms.  "No-one else touches Pellirus!"
<Bob>	... me's don't knows where thats came from. Me bad.
<Red_Enrics>	Hmmm
<Kirran>	0_o
*	Vincent_Valentine goes to get the bicycle pump.
<Red_Enrics>	(So what am I missing here?)
*	Pellik stomps out the door resolutely, looking around naievely for any sign of the forest.
<Dex>	OK. Normally I'd want some kind of reward for this buuuut....
<Dex>	I guess helping him wouldn't hurt.
<Kirran>	As long as he doesn't start using his brother's bones as weapons.
*	Pellik begins heading off toward the village exit.
<Raine>	Or puppets..
<Dex>	Might as well catch up wtih him.
*	Bob follows Dex 'round.
<DM>	(@Red: Pellik's brother is dead, apparently with nothing left but his deflated skin.)
*	Dex hustles off to catch up with Pellik.
<Vincent_Valentine>	(So is the Lesser Glass Golem going to remain classified as a boss despite being one-shot on a bonus turn?)
<Dex>	I hope so.
<DM>	(lol.  I'll leave that to be seen.)
<DM>	(A voice from outside the house 'informed' the party that his brother could be made whole again, but only at a specific location: an abandoned Fairy Fountain in the Lost Woods)
<DM>	- //Transition//-
<Bob>	(Let's see, there are two ways to the Lost Woods, to my knowledge.... Goron City or Kokiri Forest..... which are we takin'?)
<Dex>	Calling it now. The boss was badly injured before hand.
<Red_Enrics>	Death Mountain is closer
<Kirran>	So no one is worried about the whole "lost" part of the "lost woods"?
*	Vincent_Valentine exits the house, only to find himself transported to a random forest... ..... ..... o_O'
<Bob>	Don'tcha get yous face-panties in a bunch ya Sheikah shrimp! (Bob things that mask = face panties, apparently)
<Bob>	*thinks
<DM>	(What is Bob, deadpool?)
<Bob>	(...... god dangit, you know what, scratch that, this ain't Hentai Kamen)
<Red_Enrics>	So guys, I guess we're heading to Goron city since Kokiri Forest is quite a bit farther than Goron City?
<Bob>	(Wot's dis? Red text?)
<Kirran>	Face what?
<Kirran>	>_>
<Kirran>	<_<
<Dex>	"Lost" is just to scare the tourists.
<Dex>	Plus the mysterious voice said the forest.
<Kirran>	He also said that the fairy fountain was abandoned. Since when do Great Fairies ditch their fountains?
<Bob>	(might be due to when Agahnim poisoned the Great Fairy and screwed over all the fountains)
<Dex>	When evil bad stuff forces them out.
<DM>	Your destination is clear.  What is your course of action, then?
*	Raine knows nothing about that...or does she?
<Dex>	Well look here's how I see it.
<Kirran>	(Kirran is naive, he doesn't know about Agahnim or the great fairies.
<Kirran>	)
<Red_Enrics>	Hmm...
<Dex>	Either we go to the Goron City fountain and do it the easy (boring) way.
<Dex>	OR
<DM>	( ;) )
<Bob>	(Goron City = another shop, you know)
<Dex>	We head to the forest and do it the fun, experience point, loot and rupee filled way.
<Raine>	It'll be like a picnic...with lost souls...and butterflies.
<Bob>	Al'ight, me's with da Dex boss!
<Bob>	So yous all should be followin' uses!
<Bob>	*us-es
*	Pellik turns to stare at the party, stamping his feet with impatience.  "Come ON.  That man said we have to find a fountain, right? Let's just go find one! I remember seeing a fountain in the middle of the castle town..."
*	Vincent_Valentine shrugs.
<Bob>	(kay, I vote we just go to the abandoned one via Kokiri Forest route.... it's the sound of plot bells ringing)
<Raine>	One of my big sisters used to live by the castle...
*	Raine slaps her hand to her mouth and goes back to her bottle.
<Bob>	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVKHadEvfs0
*	Vincent_Valentine walks off, leaving the rest of you behind.
*	Pellik turns and follows Vincent, jogging to keep up with him.
<Dex>	We're going to the forest.
*	Bob dartes behind Vincent.
*	Vincent_Valentine kicks Bob out the window.
*	You have been kicked from #zurpg by Vincent_Valentine (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in your mom's lap! What a coincidence! «14,982»)
<DM>	(Alright, let's try this button again...)
<DM>	-// TRANSITION //-
<DM>	You all make your way through the Fields without incident, arriving shortly at the forest.  It is now the dead of night, and the forest's fringe is near-black, even under the waxing moon.
<DM>	Recommended Soundtrack: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1pMlo2Re7I
<Bob>	Burr, et be err cold in- oh wait, I'm not Baegba
*	Vincent_Valentine kicks Bob out the window.
*	You have been kicked from #zurpg by Vincent_Valentine (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in the Great Mighty Poo's mouth, that's gotta be gross. «14,983»)
<Bob>	Dis darkness be 'ard ta see da light!
<Dex>	I have a lantern.
<Kirran>	I have a torch.
*	Dex holds up his Poe Lantern.
<Raine>	I have lemon drops!
<DM>	(may I have a lemon drop plz)
<DM>	The light reveals the forest for several yards around the party with its pale, ghastly glow.
*	Raine hands the DM some Poe tears.
<DM>	( O.o )
<DM>	( ...Thanks... )
<Raine>	Sweet, sweet suffering...
*	Pellik approaches the forest's edge, moving in toward a nearby large oak.
<DM>	As Pellik enters the forest proper, a chain of pale, transparent flames suddenly lights up in front of him, trailing off into the forest.
<Kirran>	Is Dampe around here?
<Kirran>	My ghost-dar is tingling.
<Bob>	(lolwut)
<Bob>	(It's tingling cause of Red and his band of merry ghosts)
*	DM checks Kirran's inventory
<DM>	"Lies."
*	Vincent_Valentine questions the red textd.
<Kirran>	(But I always tell the truth.)
*	Pellik beckons to the party excitedly.
<Red_Enrics>	Ugh
<Red_Enrics>	Lemme try this again
<Pellik>	"This is it! We've got to be on the right track."
<Red_Enrics>	Nolyghots, I summon you!
*	Red_Enrics pulls out the Cross that was meant for moulder and summon Nolyghots.
*	Shellgon is now known as Nolyghots
<Kirran>	The right track to get haunted again, maybe.
<Nolyghots>	(Just image Noly's design as Etna from Digaea.)
*	Vincent_Valentine follows the trail of ghostly flames.
<Nolyghots>	*Disgaea
<Mysterious_Voice>	"Ahh, good, I was hoping you'd come along.  'twould be tragic to leave the child's brother in that state.  Well, it's pretty much 'follow the paling road' from here.  Do be careful, there's all sorts of things out here this time of the evening."
<Bob>	(Evening? I call this darkness NIGHT)
<Pellik>	"Seeeee? I told you! Let's go!"
<Bob>	Me's not afraid of these darkies!
*	Bob follows along.
*	Pellik runs to the first flame, reaching his hand out to touch it tentatively.
*	Vincent_Valentine is long gone, since he already went ahead.
<DM>	The flames weave back and forth, sometimes over tangled thickets, and sometimes even through trees, but always reachable.
*	Bob tries to touch the flame.
<Bob>	Looks tasty!
<DM>	Bob's hand passes through the flame without any effect except a slight coolness.
<Bob>	o_O
<Bob>	(So are these like the spectral fires in the Old Shadow Temple?)
<DM>	( ;) )
<Dex>	I can count the number of times a ghostly flame has been good to us on one hand.
<DM>	As you proceed down the trail, you notice it winding in a visible arc.
<DM>	This arc gets tighter and tighter, bringing you circling around to a thicket-surrounded clearing.
<Bob>	Hey, boss, is me's gettin' drunk? If so, I'm gonna gut dat Red fella!
<DM>	Vincent is already there, having gone far ahead.
<Bob>	*As we see Vincent, he turns and looks like Sephiroth in a field of fir-
*	Pellik runs up to Vincent.  "What happened? What did you do to the fires? Where'd they go?"
*	Bob runs.
<Dex>	You're not drunk.
*	Vincent_Valentine kicks Bob out the window.
*	You have been kicked from #zurpg by Vincent_Valentine (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on a piano! Hey, I was playing that! «14,991»)
<Red_Enrics>	Hmm
*	Pellik turns to the thicket and wrestles his way through, grunting and holding the skin close.
<Red_Enrics>	._.
<DM>	As Pellik steps into the clearing proper, a cry sounds, and two bright lights erupt from the ground, one on each side.
<Bob>	Ack, it's da soul of Grevious Bodily 'arm Nosher!
<Bob>	Err, no wait, dat's two of dem... 'E'S GOT CLONES IN DA AFTERLOIF!
<DM>	They spin around the clearing, light blazing across your eyes, a third figure struggles from the ground: a Stalfos, jagged sword in hand.
*	Pellik scrambles back through the thicket.  Roll for initiative!
<Vincent_Valentine>	$init 1d11
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7.
<Dex>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Dex: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3.
<Dex>	I CALLED IT
<Dex>	BAD THINGS FROM GHOSTY LIGHTS
<Kirran>	$init 1d11
<Navi>	Kirran: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 6.
<Red_Enrics>	(Oh shit, init rolls.)
<Red_Enrics>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 5.
<Bob>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Bob: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 1.
<Bob>	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GY7sMsgyuJw
<Red_Enrics>	(I'm not so lucky antmore
<Red_Enrics>	*anymore
<DM>	Stats posted: http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-310.html
<DM>	Recommended Soundtrack: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLs2o_po-FzbFQnNebSIiqh_oOloKbS6EE
<Moulder>	(Should I ennter Moulder into the battle?)
<DM>	(If you normally do so, then yes.)
<Bob>	(up to you... just keep in mind he runs off of your magic)
<Bob>	(oh, actually)
<Bob>	(Moulder uses $init j to enter)
<Stalfos>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Stalfos: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 9.
<Wisp1>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Wisp1: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 2.
<Wisp2>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Wisp2: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 6.
<DM>	$init s
<Navi>	The battle has begun!
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Stalfos (9), Vincent_Valentine (7), Kirran (6), Wisp2 (6), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (3), Wisp1 (2) and Bob (1).
<Moulder>	$init j
<Navi>	Moulder has entered the fray.
<Red_Enrics>	(1 moment, leveling up my character with his epic EXP.)
<Kirran>	Somehow I think the Gorons would have been less stabby.
<Bob>	(hahahahah)
<Red_Enrics>	(...twice.)
<Bob>	(Gorons? We don't have a goron in this party)
*	Vincent_Valentine pokes the Stalfos.
*	Stalfos springs out of the ground with surprising dexterity, lashing out at Vincent with his jagged blade.  (Courage)
<Red_Enrics>	(lol)
<Stalfos>	$21d10
<Navi>	Stalfos: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 6, 9, 1, 10, 1, 10, 9, 7, 2, 6, 7, 3, 6, 7, 5, 4, 10, 5, 2 and 6. Total: 120. Successes: 17.
<Bob>	(DON'T POKE THE BEAR)
*	Vincent_Valentine is suprised by a leap attack. !!!
<Vincent_Valentine>	$29d10
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 5, 5, 4, 6, 4, 5, 6, 3, 7, 7, 1, 5, 6, 5, 4, 10, 7, 1, 7, 9, 1, 2, 6, 5, 8, 8, 1 and 5. Total: 152. Successes: 21.
<Red_Enrics>	$calc 172-60
<Kefka>	172-60 = 112
<Kirran>	(Nothing surprises Vincent...)
*	Stalfos 's swing goes wild, and he stumbles into the thicket.
<Stalfos>	$endturn
<Navi>	Stalfos has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Stalfos (9), Vincent_Valentine (7), Kirran (6), Wisp2 (6), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (3), Wisp1 (2), Bob (1) and Moulder (0).
*	Vincent_Valentine counterattacks Stalfos with a bash from his shield. (Roll Courage!)
<Red_Enrics>	$calc 112-65
<Kefka>	112-65 = 47
<Vincent_Valentine>	$34d10
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 34 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 9, 1, 6, 10, 2, 1, 4, 8, 1, 4, 9, 10, 9, 9, 2, 10, 3, 8, 6, 5, 5, 8, 5, 3, 9, 8, 5, 10, 5, 9, 7, 3 and 10. Total: 205. Successes: 28.
<Stalfos>	$19d10
<Navi>	Stalfos: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 7, 3, 4, 6, 2, 6, 4, 7, 7, 5, 1, 8, 1, 4, 8, 2, 6 and 10. Total: 92. Successes: 11.
<Vincent_Valentine>	Backlash Shield (Equipped)
<Vincent_Valentine>	Requires Level 10
<Vincent_Valentine>	The shield provides mediocre defense, but what it lacks is made up for with attack.
<Vincent_Valentine>	When defending, your roll is increased by 2 dice.
<Vincent_Valentine>	If you’re successful when defending, you automatically get to counterattack using this shield.
<Vincent_Valentine>	Roll your Power dice +3 vs. targets' Courage dice / Deals 6 damage
<Vincent_Valentine>	If the attack is not successful, you take the difference in successes as damage.
<Red_Enrics>	(DOUBLE LEVEL UP)
*	Vincent_Valentine strikes the Stalfos, dealing 6 damage.
<Vincent_Valentine>	NOW its my turn. (lol autocounter)
<Red_Enrics>	(I have ten SP, can I use them now?)
<Bob>	(go ahead)
<Stalfos>	12h4m
<FireSeraphim>	(Sorry everyone)
*	Vincent_Valentine pulls out his Quicksilver and switches to Piercing rounds.
*	Vincent_Valentine aims at the Stalfos, and fires. (Roll Power!)
<Vincent_Valentine>	$37d10
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 37 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 8, 3, 1, 8, 6, 5, 5, 2, 1, 3, 4, 4, 10, 5, 4, 1, 1, 2, 3, 2, 9, 9, 3, 10, 8, 4, 5, 9, 7, 5, 1, 4, 3, 1, 3 and 1. Total: 166. Successes: 18.
<Stalfos>	$27d10
<Navi>	Stalfos: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 4, 8, 10, 8, 9, 8, 8, 6, 6, 8, 2, 1, 2, 5, 4, 3, 2, 4, 2, 10, 1, 1, 10, 1, 4 and 3. Total: 137. Successes: 16.
<Bob>	Woah, wot is dat thing?! Dat's coooool! (referring to Quicksilver)
*	Vincent_Valentine lands a bullet in the thighbone with a loud bang, doing one damage.
<Vincent_Valentine>	$endturn
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Stalfos (9), Vincent_Valentine (7), Kirran (6), Wisp2 (6), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (3), Wisp1 (2), Bob (1) and Moulder (0).
<Bob>	A bit loud, though... me ears 'urt a bit.
<Stalfos>	11h4m
*	Kirran nocks a metal tipped arrow and fires it at wisp 1 (Roll Courage)
<Kirran>	$28d10
<Navi>	Kirran: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 7, 7, 4, 2, 9, 7, 5, 2, 4, 5, 1, 4, 9, 5, 1, 5, 6, 3, 2, 4, 2, 1, 4, 2, 8, 2 and 2. Total: 119. Successes: 12.
<Bob>	(I think your bad luck is back)
<Red_Enrics>	(Done leveling up. http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-186.html )
<Wisp1>	$6d10
<Navi>	Wisp1: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 4, 7, 2, 7 and 8. Total: 29. Successes: 3.
<Kirran>	(Today's entertainment is brought to you by the number 2)
<Bob>	(did you add 2 RP when you leveled up twice or nay?)
<Red_Enrics>	(Yes)
<Bob>	(kay, just checkin', since I know some people forget)
<Kirran>	$endturn
<Navi>	Kirran has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Stalfos (9), Vincent_Valentine (7), Kirran (6), Wisp2 (6), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (3), Wisp1 (2), Bob (1) and Moulder (0).
*	Wisp1 weeps as its flame is snuffed out by the sheer force of the arrow.
<Wisp1>	$removeme
<Navi>	Wisp1 has removed theirself from battle.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Stalfos (9), Vincent_Valentine (7), Kirran (6), Wisp2 (6), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (3), Bob (1) and Moulder (0).
*	Red_Enrics is 100% sober now, bringing him up to level 14 instead of 12. :3
*	Wisp1 glares at Kirran in anger.
<Wisp1>	...wait
<Vincent_Valentine>	(Notice how turn order didn't get flipped? I fixed that. YAY!)
*	Kirran glares at the dead wisp right the heck back.
*	Wisp1 is now known as X__X
<Bob>	(WHOO)
*	Wisp2 glares too.
*	Raine makes lip smacking sounds at the wisp.
*	Wisp2 casts a Light Orb to strike the party! (Wisdom)
<Raine>	Tasty tasty sugar skull...
<Wisp2>	$29d10
<Navi>	Wisp2: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 9, 3, 9, 3, 7, 3, 6, 1, 4, 9, 4, 7, 4, 7, 5, 2, 8, 7, 4, 6, 10, 8, 10, 2, 2, 2, 8 and 5. Total: 161. Successes: 19.
<Vincent_Valentine>	"Is it safe to enter the fetal position?"
<Kirran>	$22d10
<Navi>	Kirran: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 3, 7, 7, 9, 8, 9, 8, 5, 4, 10, 3, 2, 9, 1, 2, 1, 10, 2, 5, 9 and 8. Total: 130. Successes: 16.
<Vincent_Valentine>	$6d10
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 1, 7, 3, 7 and 10. Total: 31. Successes: 4.
<Bob>	(oh by the way, everyone has +1 damage reduction and +1 physical damage due to my banner)
<Bob>	(war flag, whatever)
*	DM pokes Dex, Bob and Red_Enrics for Wisdom rolls
<Red_Enrics>	(Including shield?)
<Dex>	yes?
<Dex>	oh
*	Bob has no shield equpped, crap.
<Bob>	$14d10
<Navi>	Bob: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 7, 6, 8, 6, 6, 5, 1, 6, 1, 1, 7, 6 and 9. Total: 71. Successes: 10.
<DM>	(sooo Stalfos is at 10h
<Dex>	$20d10
<Navi>	Dex: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 8, 5, 8, 9, 9, 8, 4, 4, 10, 9, 9, 7, 2, 6, 1, 6, 7, 7 and 5. Total: 131. Successes: 17.
<Red_Enrics>	$19d10
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 10, 1, 5, 5, 5, 1, 3, 6, 4, 3, 1, 10, 3, 1, 4, 2, 9 and 3. Total: 81. Successes: 10.
<Red_Enrics>	fuckig
<Kirran>	(And the wisp is a little more dead.)
*	Bob takes 5 - 1 (light effect damage is bad vs. light) - 2 - 1 = 1 damage.
<Bob>	(oh wait, hard skin)
*	Bob takes 0 damage.
<Kirran>	Bob is a tank.
<Bob>	Hah! Dat don't hurts once bitseys!
<Wisp2>	The orb is a wild success, striking all his opponents with 5 Light Effect Damage.
<Vincent_Valentine>	(Care to calculate my damage?)
<Kirran>	(Do I only take one damage, since I have light lvl 1?)
<Bob>	(let's see...
*	Bob calculates 'em all, blarghity.
<Wisp2>	(5 damage, Vincent)
<Wisp2>	(actually need to check your personal modifiers)
<Bob>	Vincent, 5 - 1 = 4/2 = 2 - 1 = 1 damage
<Vincent_Valentine>	I has a light affinity.
<Vincent_Valentine>	kay, 1 damage.
<Vincent_Valentine>	17h, 11m.
<Bob>	Kirran, 5 + 3 - 1 = 7 - 2 - 1 = 4 damage
<Bob>	Dex, 5 + 3 - 3 = 5 damage
<Dex>	damn it
<Kirran>	14h 10m
<Bob>	Red, 5 + 3 = 8 - 3 - 1 = 4 damage
<Kirran>	(I swear I'm going to start wearing sunglasses from now on.)
<Kirran>	(Even at night)
<Dex>	I WEAR MY SUN GLASSES AT NIGHT
<Dex>	SO I CAN
<Dex>	SO I CAN
<Vincent_Valentine>	$turns
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Stalfos (9), Vincent_Valentine (7), Kirran (6), Wisp2 (6), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (3), Bob (1) and Moulder (0).
<Vincent_Valentine>	$endturn
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine has ended Wisp2's turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Stalfos (9), Vincent_Valentine (7), Kirran (6), Wisp2 (6), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (3), Bob (1) and Moulder (0).
<Stalfos>	?h ?m
<Red_Enrics>	TAKE THIIIIIIIIIIS!
<Bob>	20h, 9m
<Wisp2>	*?h?m
*	Red_Enrics strikes at the Stalfos with his scythe of justice! (Roll Courage)
<Red_Enrics>	$24d10
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 8, 9, 2, 10, 2, 7, 5, 7, 7, 5, 6, 4, 7, 2, 5, 8, 9, 1, 8, 7, 9, 6 and 10. Total: 149. Successes: 21.
<Stalfos>	$22d10
<Navi>	Stalfos: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 9, 8, 2, 1, 7, 3, 10, 7, 4, 2, 3, 2, 2, 4, 9, 5, 1, 2, 3, 6 and 6. Total: 98. Successes: 10.
<Bob>	21 - 10 = 11 + 1 (war flag) = 12 damage
*	Stalfos 's bones crumble underneath the weight of the scythe's sense of justice.
<Stalfos>	$removeme
<Navi>	Stalfos has removed theirself from battle.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Vincent_Valentine (7), Kirran (6), Wisp2 (6), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (3), Bob (1) and Moulder (0).
<DM>	(The Stalfos' recovery effect doesn't trigger, does it?)
<Bob>	(lemme check that)
<Kirran>	(Not unless the wisps aren't undead)
<DM>	(Because the scythe applied Null...)
<Bob>	(between null and "dead allied body", nope)
<Bob>	($endturn?)
<Red_Enrics>	Oh right
<Red_Enrics>	$endturn
<Navi>	Red_Enrics has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Vincent_Valentine (7), Kirran (6), Wisp2 (6), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (3), Bob (1) and Moulder (0).
<Orithan>	$recall
<Dex>	sec
<Bob>	'ey, boss! Let's do a combo 'ttack!
<Dex>	ok
<Bob>	(to do a combo attack, declare you're holding your turn and then $endturn)
<Dex>	HOLDING TURN
<Dex>	$endturn
<Navi>	Dex has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Vincent_Valentine (7), Kirran (6), Wisp2 (6), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (3), Bob (1) and Moulder (0).
<Dex>	now what?
<Bob>	Multiple Physical Attacks:
<Bob>	Roll the respective rolls of your respective attacks against the target. The target rolls the respective defenses for each physical attack.
<Bob>	All of the attack rolls MUST succeed. If any of them fail, the entire attack is considered failed.
<Bob>	If the attack is successful, the DM then creates an effect and damage modifier based on the attacks combined.
<Vincent_Valentine>	"I'd say Bob's being da smart-ass at this time."
<Dex>	ok soooo i can cross slash yes?
<Bob>	double cross slash? LET'S DO IT!
<Raine>	I can combo attack with Kirran. When I blow his corpse up. Hehe, making it rain...
<Dex>	i roll both weapons right
<Bob>	average attack rolls so....
*	Bob grabs his Doran's Blade and White Sword and swings at Wisp2! (Roll Courage)
*	Wisp2 begins backing up in fear.
<Dex>	crap im so bad at ath
<Bob>	(Courage +3 and Courage +2... averages to Courage +2.5, roudned = Courage +3)
<Bob>	$30d10
<Navi>	Bob: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 4, 5, 1, 9, 6, 6, 3, 6, 9, 4, 7, 10, 9, 1, 1, 2, 7, 10, 3, 7, 3, 1, 6, 8, 6, 3, 3, 5 and 9. Total: 161. Successes: 20.
<Wisp2>	$6d10
<Navi>	Wisp2: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 3, 1, 6, 8 and 4. Total: 32. Successes: 4.
<Wisp2>	;_;
<Bob>	(for you, it should be Courage +1)
<Bob>	(if you're doing the jagged edged and the bloody edge)
<Dex>	Jagged Edged Sword and Bloody Edge roll Courage
<Dex>	uhhhh ok hold on
<Dex>	math
<Dex>	$26d10
<Navi>	Dex: You rolled 26 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 2, 1, 10, 1, 1, 4, 2, 6, 8, 1, 1, 10, 3, 2, 9, 9, 3, 2, 3, 3, 9, 6, 9, 3 and 9. Total: 120. Successes: 12.
<Dex>	i think
<Bob>	(Wisp2, roll Courage to defend again)
<Wisp2>	$6d10
<Navi>	Wisp2: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 1, 2, 5, 3 and 2. Total: 18. Successes: 2.
<Wisp2>	;_;
*	Wisp2 is blown away by the force of the dual blows.
<Bob>	(So DM, what's the prognosis for this one?)
<Bob>	(lol)
<Wisp2>	$removeme
<Navi>	Wisp2 has removed theirself from battle.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Vincent_Valentine (7), Kirran (6), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (3), Bob (1) and Moulder (0).
*	Wisp2 is now known as X_X
<X_X>	$init r
*	Vincent_Valentine watches as a wisp is brutally murdered by the force of a pair of cross slashes.
<Navi>	X_X: The bot has been reset.
<Bob>	Hah! Dat's wot ya get fer messin' with Dex and 'is boys!
<Bob>	(exp/rupees/random item drops?)
<Dex>	YAAAAR
<Kirran>	(Basically this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yh1burSYVlM)
<Kirran>	(?)
<DM>	+40 EXP
<DM>	+$40d8 Rupees
<Bob>	$40d8
<Navi>	Bob: You rolled 40 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 3, 3, 5, 1, 4, 7, 5, 3, 7, 3, 3, 6, 2, 2, 6, 3, 8, 3, 5, 7, 4, 1, 4, 5, 2, 1, 1, 5, 6, 3, 3, 6, 1, 3, 1, 4, 6, 5, 3 and 1. Total: 151.
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*	Orin_XD is now known as Mystia
<Kirran>	$40d8
<Navi>	Kirran: You rolled 40 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 3, 3, 3, 5, 1, 6, 7, 5, 4, 8, 5, 4, 3, 5, 2, 7, 6, 6, 6, 5, 4, 6, 3, 5, 2, 3, 8, 3, 2, 1, 4, 8, 7, 3, 3, 7, 2, 8, 8 and 6. Total: 187.
<DM>	The Stalfos drops a Jagged Edged Sword
<DM>	and a Balanced Shield
<DM>	$2d6
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 2 Dice with 6 Sides. Result: 6 and 3. Total: 9.
<Red_Enrics>	(We won?)
<DM>	(utterly and completely)
<Red_Enrics>	$40d8
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 40 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 2, 8, 8, 6, 4, 7, 5, 6, 6, 1, 8, 2, 8, 2, 7, 2, 3, 4, 7, 1, 8, 8, 4, 1, 8, 2, 3, 6, 5, 5, 7, 2, 5, 4, 3, 1, 6, 1, 7 and 2. Total: 185.
<DM>	Random ring!
<DM>	$1d50
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 1 Die with 50 Sides. Result: 34. Total: 34.
<DM>	One common ring drops
<DM>	http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-22-post-41.html#pid41
<Red_Enrics>	$calc 185+2864
<Kefka>	185+2864 = 3,049
*	Mystia is now known as Keine
<Dex>	$40d8
<Navi>	Dex: You rolled 40 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 8, 3, 5, 8, 3, 2, 3, 7, 1, 7, 8, 8, 4, 6, 6, 2, 4, 3, 2, 7, 6, 4, 2, 5, 1, 1, 1, 1, 3, 1, 1, 5, 7, 1, 5, 3, 1, 2, 1 and 3. Total: 151.
*	Keine is now known as Mystia
<Red_Enrics>	$calc 40+47
<Kefka>	40+47 = 87
<Vincent_Valentine>	$calc 58+70
<Kefka>	58+70 = 128
<Red_Enrics>	ANOTHER LEVEL UP
<Vincent_Valentine>	derp
<Vincent_Valentine>	$calc 58+40
<Kefka>	58+40 = 98
<Red_Enrics>	87-70
<Red_Enrics>	$calc 87-70
<Vincent_Valentine>	$calc 98-70
<Kefka>	87-70 = 17
<Kefka>	98-70 = 28
<DM>	(Discuss amongst yourselves, divvy booty, etc.  Emergency maintenance on the next encounter.)
<Red_Enrics>	I've gained an affinity upgrade!
<Vincent_Valentine>	$40d10
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 1, 5, 10, 4, 2, 2, 8, 9, 3, 2, 7, 1, 10, 9, 9, 2, 6, 8, 2, 3, 6, 1, 6, 2, 6, 3, 6, 10, 10, 2, 3, 6, 8, 6, 6, 1, 6, 9 and 1. Total: 209. Successes: 27.
<Vincent_Valentine>	err.
<Vincent_Valentine>	wait, what?
<Bob>	Can me's haves the common ring?
<Vincent_Valentine>	$40d8
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 40 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 2, 2, 5, 6, 1, 1, 6, 4, 6, 8, 6, 2, 4, 1, 7, 7, 1, 3, 7, 5, 5, 3, 2, 6, 2, 2, 4, 1, 6, 3, 4, 6, 1, 4, 6, 8, 6, 6, 2 and 3. Total: 164.
<Vincent_Valentine>	$calc 1438+164
<Kefka>	1438+164 = 1,602
*	Red_Enrics  upgrades fire
<Red_Enrics>	Upgrading finished
*	Bob yoinks the common ring.
<DM>	(okay, we're god)
<DM>	*good
<Kirran>	(Indeed you are)
<DM>	(pretty sure we have a ways to go until godhood yet)
<Bob>	(lulz)
<DM>	(much less schizo godhood)
*	Vincent_Valentine kicks DM out the window.
*	Vincent_Valentine has kicked DM from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on your balls! Owwwwww..... «14,996»)
*	DM (~KenoguLab@c-76-28-207-252.hsd1.wa.comcast.net) has joined #zurpg
*	Vincent_Valentine gives channel operator status to DM
*	Vincent_Valentine levels up.
*	Vincent_Valentine still neglects his pitiful wisdom stat.
<Bob>	(hint to DM - summon a Wizzrobe or a Poe, increase Vincent death counter)
<Kirran>	Vincent gets killed by a wizard's sneeze?
*	Kirran runs
*	Vincent_Valentine kicks Kirran out the window.
*	Vincent_Valentine has kicked Kirran from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on Santa! He doesn't seem too happy about that, better run now before you get coal'd! «14,998»)
*	Pellik peeks through the thicket.  "A-are they gone?"
<Bob>	Dey ain't no match for da power of tha Dex and tha Bob!
<Bob>	O' course dey'd die or runs aways ees from us!
*	Pellik scrambles back through the thicket, clutching the skin tightly to his chest.
<Kirran>	>_>
<Bob>	(are you not wearing a shirt?)
<Bob>	(oh, the skin, OH)
<Kirran>	0_o
<DM>	(OH)
*	Vincent_Valentine has that bicycle pump...
<Red_Enrics>	(lol)
<Pellik>	"..."
<Pellik>	"was... was the lizard right? Is this really a trap?"
<Kirran>	It's always a trap.
<Kirran>	But that's alright, we're used to it.
*	BlueShell flies through the thicket, and drops a sign.
<BlueShell>	The sign reads: "ITS A TRAP!"
<DM>	Beyond the thicket, you can see the trail continuing up a steep incline.  It never appears to have stopped.
*	BlueShell flies back into the Fourth Wall.
<Dex>	MAYBE I WAS?!
*	Pellik blinks at the sign.  "I can't read..."
<Bob>	Time fer a climbin', folks!
*	Vincent_Valentine BARREL ROLLS up the trail. ... wait, what?
*	Bob tries to climb up the trail... me wishes me had's Dex's anti-terrain abilities.
*	Kirran Sheikah moonwalks up the trail.
*	Pellik blinks at Vincent's... unusual traveling maneuvers, before dashing after him.
*	Dex has no troubles what so ever getting up the trail.
<Red_Enrics>	Hmm....
<Moulder>	What's wrong, Captain?
<Red_Enrics>	Something's not right
<DM>	The trail winds up to the crest of a hill, pulling toward a stone outcrop barely visible above the trees in the moon's dim light.
<Red_Enrics>	Why are the monsters we've fought so far much weaker than usual? It makes no sense.
<Dex>	DM wasn't expecting our power?
<DM>	(who is DM)
<DM>	(o.o)
<Bob>	*A voice echoes from above to Red... "We rotate who God is everyday."*
<Red_Enrics>	(Damn it Dex, I was trying to be serious.)
<DM>	As you approach the outcrop, you see that the flames lead right up to it before stopping.  Underneath is the maw of a cavern.
*	Bob uses his Shiny Bleedy Blade as a light.
<Kirran>	Who wants to enter the creepy cave first?
<Bob>	Dey can'ts takes da might o' me!
*	Bob charges headfirst into the cave.
*	DM on either side of the entrance, a figure sits, head back against the stone in a casual pose.
*	Kirran pulls out his Shiny Bleedy Blade, then quickly puts it away again.
<Bob>	FER DA WAAAGH
<Bob>	wait wot
<Kirran>	Hey Dex, when you said DM, were you talking about this guy?
*	Bob points his sword at the figure.
<Bob>	'ey, you! Who's dat you supposed ta be?
<Dex>	It's complicated.
<DM>	As Bob charges, one of the figures suddenly snaps up, picking up a great claymore and snapping it out in front of the entrance.
<Dex>	Let's just follow after my minion who is doing a terrible job of following behind me.
<Vincent_Valentine>	"Dats a lotta 'nappin'"
<DM>	His companion, hearing the sudden commotion, pulls himself and nocks an arrow to a great ballista, aiming it directly at Bob.
<Bob>	(WHELP, DARKNUT TIME)
<DM>	*pulls himself up
<DM>	wellp
<Bob>	DAT'S NOT COOL!
*	Kirran rubs his eyes, trying to figure out how he missed a massive bow gun
<Bob>	Well ya know boss, me's was thinkings... wot counts as "behind"? All yous gots to do is turns around, and suddenlys, oi'm behind ya!@
<Red_Darknut>	"See here now, who might you'm be?"
<Kirran>	Now they're doing it too. Bob's contagious.
*	Red_Darknut squints through his visor at the party before spotting Pellik.
<Dex>	Do NOT wax philosophical at me when there's a ballista pointed at you. And by collateral damage, us.
<Red_Darknut>	"Ahh, ye did come after all.  He wasn't sure if you'd be here or..."
<Bob>	Oh. Well dem en'mies so far be not so toughs, boss! Me thinks dey can't really hurt us, roight?
<Red_Darknut>	"Well, anyway, ye're not te come in yet.  'e says the fountain's not prepared to take the body yet."
<Kirran>	Who says?
<Red_Darknut>	"And if 'e says ye're not te disturb 'im, I'm not about te let ye."
<Bob>	... Dex, can me stabs dis thingy 'ere? 'e sounds annoyin'.
*	Darknut_Archer shrugs.  "Dunno.  Shorter fella, keeps a tight robe on 'im, never really seen..."
<Dex>	Ok you know what.
*	Red_Darknut flicks the claymore toward the archer, nicking his arm.
<Dex>	Calling it now.
<Dex>	Body is going to be used for a vessel of something else.
<Dex>	Probably something evil.
<Bob>	(and here I thought Darknuts were brainless)
<Red_Darknut>	"Ye bloody idjit blabbermouth.  Shuddup and let me talk."
<DM>	(scripting libertiesssssss)
<Bob>	(lulz)
*	Vincent_Valentine coughs
*	Dex whispers to his group. "I say we kill them all now. Saves time for later."
<Bob>	ON IT, BOSS!
*	Red_Enrics hides and puts on his OTHER Darknut Recruit's outfit
<Red_Enrics>	(Plot Devices ftw.)
Red_Darknut Red_Enrics
*	Bob grabs his Shiny Bleedy Blade and charges the Red_Darknut!
*	Vincent_Valentine slips into the darkness and sets up a few bombs.
*	Kirran facepalms loudly.
<Bob>	(Roll Courage -3)
*	Pellik swings up his great Tower Shield.
*	Dex sneak attacks the archer.
<Bob>	$27d10
<Navi>	Bob: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 7, 10, 6, 6, 3, 3, 5, 9, 7, 7, 4, 7, 6, 7, 6, 5, 3, 3, 10, 10, 7, 8, 10, 3, 3 and 7. Total: 165. Successes: 23.
<Red_Darknut>	$22d10
<Navi>	Red_Darknut: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 7, 9, 8, 2, 5, 5, 4, 1, 8, 8, 7, 3, 4, 3, 6, 9, 2, 1, 5, 10 and 4. Total: 113. Successes: 13.
*	Bob gains a successes from his light affinity.
<Bob>	*a success
*	Red_Enrics looks back at the battle
<Red_Enrics>	OH GOD DAMN IT DEX
<Bob>	(lol)
<Dex>	$26d10
<Navi>	Dex: You rolled 26 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 10, 5, 10, 2, 4, 5, 7, 10, 9, 10, 4, 1, 3, 4, 7, 3, 3, 7, 4, 9, 3, 1, 8, 10 and 10. Total: 152. Successes: 20.
*	Vincent_Valentine lights his two bombs he planted at the maw of the cave.
<Red_Enrics>	You know what?
<Red_Enrics>	No
<Vincent_Valentine>	$33d10
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 7, 2, 7, 4, 9, 3, 5, 2, 7, 3, 5, 4, 8, 9, 5, 5, 2, 3, 3, 8, 5, 6, 4, 1, 7, 4, 8, 6, 1, 1, 3 and 5. Total: 157. Successes: 18.
<Red_Enrics>	I
<Red_Enrics>	am not helping you guys
<Vincent_Valentine>	$33d10
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 10, 2, 8, 6, 1, 7, 6, 1, 9, 5, 9, 8, 7, 8, 5, 1, 4, 8, 6, 5, 1, 7, 5, 7, 3, 3, 4, 2, 9, 6, 9 and 2. Total: 180. Successes: 23.
<Red_Enrics>	I was gonna try and prevent a fight against the-oh wait, they suck
<Red_Enrics>	LET ME AT EM
*	Red_Enrics throws off his spare Recruit's outfit and joins the fight
<Bob>	(let's give DM some breathing time before we try anything else)
*	Kirran can't decide what arrows to use
<Bob>	(you should totally use Roulette Arrows if you have them, lol)
*	Red_Darknut takes 8 damage from Bob's charge.
<Kirran>	(I do not, but I have bomb arrows, which scare me)
<Bob>	(and now you's gots the Bleeding Blind 'ffliction!)
<Red_Darknut>	(Dex, what stat)
<Dex>	courage
<Dex>	sorry
<Darknut_Archer>	$18d10
<Navi>	Darknut_Archer: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 3, 7, 8, 1, 5, 2, 5, 9, 1, 5, 4, 5, 2, 7, 5, 5 and 1. Total: 83. Successes: 11.
<Bob>	(what weapon, Dex?)
<Dex>	bloody ege + jagged ege sword
<Bob>	ah, cross slash, so... Damage is halved on that
<Darknut_Archer>	(plus the halved damage of each weapon?)
<Dex>	its only half for the damage of the jagged edge
<Bob>	(stick the darknut stats in the thread so I can calculate it)
<Darknut_Archer>	(oh there I see)
<Darknut_Archer>	(posted)
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<DM>	(that's supposed to be two separate rolls for cross slash, correct?)
<Bob>	(nope, one)
<Bob>	(it's average roll)
<Bob>	(combo attack = multiple rolls)
<DM>	"The average of the target's defense rolls"
<Bob>	20 - 11 = 9/2 = 4.5 rounded = 5 - 2 - 1 + 1 (war flag) = 3 damage
<Bob>	+ double bleeding
*	FireSeraphim has quit (Ping timeout)
<Dex>	so i connected?
*	Darknut_Archer feels a slight pain as something hits the back of his armor.
<Bob>	theoretically, yes
<Bob>	(actually, if it's the back of his armor, then his shield didn't reduce damage, so... add 2 damage to that)
<DM>	(Vincent, do you have bombs?)
<Vincent_Valentine>	I had two, ... which I used on neither darknut, .. but rather the cave..
<DM>	The two bombs go off...
<DM>	$50d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 50 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 6, 1, 3, 10, 2, 6, 9, 10, 4, 8, 9, 4, 1, 2, 2, 4, 9, 6, 1, 9, 9, 4, 3, 6, 5, 2, 9, 6, 4, 5, 10, 8, 1, 2, 5, 5, 1, 2, 4, 9, 8, 7, 4, 4, 6, 1, 4, 3 and 6. Total: 259. Successes: 30.
<DM>	Together, the two manage to bring down a portion of the overhang onto both Darknuts, dealing 3 further damage to each.
*	Pellik is now known as Shadow_Wisp
<Vincent_Valentine>	(I was hoping to collapse the cave, but nonetheless. .. oh well.)
*	Shadow_Wisp flits out from the cave, hearing the commotion.
<Raine>	Kill it! Kill it with firey...LOVE!!!
<DM>	(Alright, official initiative rolls, everyone!)
<Dex>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Dex: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 9.
<Dex>	also the darknut i attacked should be bleeding x 2
<Vincent_Valentine>	$init 1d11
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7.
<Dex>	if hes not dead
<Kirran>	$init 1d11
<Navi>	Kirran: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 6.
<DM>	Stats: http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-310.html
<Red_Enrics>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 9.
<DM>	Recommended Soundtrack: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLs2o_po-FzbEkIsOMqfMbCpmsiX4Cr_Ew
<Bob>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Bob: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 5.
<Red_Enrics>	(My luck is great today.)
<Bob>	(Red_Darknut should have Shiny Bleedy, and Darknut_Archer should have Bleeding x2)
<Shadow_Wisp>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Shadow_Wisp: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 10.
<Darknut_Archer>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Darknut_Archer: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 2.
<Bob>	o_O
<Red_Darknut>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Red_Darknut: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7.
<Bob>	(should be 8 rolls, who's missing?)
*	Bob pokes Dex.
<Dex>	sec
<Bob>	oh nvm
<Bob>	that is 8
<Dex>	wait i rolled
<Bob>	... WHELPITY start whenver
<Red_Darknut>	$init s
<Navi>	The battle has begun!
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Shadow_Wisp (10), Dex (9), Red_Enrics (9), Red_Darknut (7), Vincent_Valentine (7), Kirran (6), Bob (5) and Darknut_Archer (2).
<Navi>	Bonus Turns: Shadow_Wisp (10).
<Red_Enrics>	(Those enemies are having great luck too.)
*	Shadow_Wisp catches the party off guard from within the cave!
<Vincent_Valentine>	Wisp, Shadow (Level: 17)
<Vincent_Valentine>	Regeneration (Passive)
<Vincent_Valentine>	    Firerobe gains 2 Magic at the start of each round.
<Vincent_Valentine>	Shadow Wisp != Firerobe
<Bob>	(that's an error on my part)
<Shadow_Wisp>	(Yeah I spotted that too just now)
<Bob>	(I haven't gotten around to updating the enemy database, and I'm aware of that error)
<Shadow_Wisp>	(hahahah)
*	Shadow_Wisp Repluses the party!
<Shadow_Wisp>	*Repulses.
*	Shadow_Wisp weeps at its lack of proficiency at speaking words.
<Kirran>	Yeah it does, ugly little spud...
<Shadow_Wisp>	(Roll Wisdom)
<Bob>	(oh yeah, Repulse, I was gonna rework that move...... WHELP, WE MIGHT DIE)
*	FS has quit (Ping timeout)
<Shadow_Wisp>	$41d10
<Navi>	Shadow_Wisp: You rolled 41 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 4, 1, 10, 9, 6, 9, 5, 10, 6, 5, 8, 1, 4, 2, 10, 6, 8, 4, 4, 4, 1, 10, 7, 9, 10, 3, 7, 10, 4, 5, 10, 1, 2, 10, 4, 10, 5, 6, 2 and 8. Total: 243. Successes: 34.
<Vincent_Valentine>	"Now where did I put that casket..."
<Kirran>	Wut...
<Bob>	just tell us how much damage it does
<Vincent_Valentine>	$6d10
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 7, 1, 9, 10 and 10. Total: 42. Successes: 7.
*	Raine gets ready to work some dar...light magic
<DM>	(...yeah that needs to be reworked)
<DM>	(Because you all just took 32 damage...)
<Bob>	(hahahahah)
<Kirran>	Wow....
<Bob>	(just stick a damage cap on there)
*	Kirran dies
<Bob>	(I'll let you figure out what the damage cap is)
<DM>	(capping at level over 2)
<DM>	(9 damage)
<Bob>	(including damage reduction?
<Bob>	(or excluding)
<DM>	That's 9 for each person, then apply damage reduction over that
<Dex>	wait
*	Bob takes 9 - 4 = 5 damage, then.
<Dex>	i was supposed to roll wisdom?
<Dex>	$20d10
<Navi>	Dex: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 10, 8, 6, 2, 1, 1, 8, 10, 9, 4, 2, 8, 10, 5, 9, 8, 6, 7 and 8. Total: 127. Successes: 18.
<Vincent_Valentine>	Yes.
<Bob>	lol, don't bother, everyone got hit
<Bob>	Dex, 9 - 2 - 1 = 6 damage
<Bob>	Vincent, 9 - 2 - 1 = 6 damage
<Vincent_Valentine>	(Isn't it spell damage?)
<Bob>	(right)
<DM>	Kirran = 7 damage
<Bob>	9/2 = 4.5 rounded = 5 - 1 = 4 damage to Vincent
<DM>	(yep)
<Bob>	Kirran, 6 damage
<Bob>	(war flag ftw)
*	Vincent_Valentine lives!
<DM>	(d'oh)
Red_Darknut Red_Enrics
<Bob>	Red_Enrics, 5 damage
<Vincent_Valentine>	13h, 11m.
<Bob>	15h, 9m
<Vincent_Valentine>	...
<Vincent_Valentine>	err
<Kirran>	12h, 10m
<Vincent_Valentine>	how the hell did i lose two magic when i never used any of it
<Vincent_Valentine>	13h, 13m.
<Vincent_Valentine>	heh, i'm repeating myself now.
*	Shadow_Wisp revives with 11 health and magic.
<Shadow_Wisp>	$endturn
<Navi>	Shadow_Wisp has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Shadow_Wisp (10), Dex (9), Red_Enrics (9), Red_Darknut (7), Vincent_Valentine (7), Kirran (6), Bob (5) and Darknut_Archer (2).
<Navi>	Bonus Turns Over! Round 1 Begins Now!
<Bob>	(if that thing repulses a second time, I'm going to shoot something)
*	Shadow_Wisp readies a Repulse...
<Shadow_Wisp>	It's a feint!!!
<Vincent_Valentine>	(As you can see here, $endturn does work on bonus turns.)
*	Shadow_Wisp casts Dark Orb!
<Shadow_Wisp>	(Wisdom again... sorry...)
*	Vincent_Valentine cries.
<Bob>	(aww man, why does it have to be shadow effect damage..... crap)
<Vincent_Valentine>	$6d10
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 10, 4, 10, 7 and 6. Total: 47. Successes: 8.
<Bob>	$14d10
<Navi>	Bob: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 7, 7, 1, 5, 1, 10, 6, 5, 2, 7, 3, 2 and 2. Total: 65. Successes: 9.
<Shadow_Wisp>	$41d10
<Navi>	Shadow_Wisp: You rolled 41 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 8, 5, 7, 10, 6, 1, 8, 6, 3, 2, 8, 1, 3, 4, 5, 7, 1, 10, 1, 4, 1, 4, 5, 3, 10, 5, 1, 1, 5, 7, 1, 5, 4, 5, 6, 10, 4, 4, 3 and 4. Total: 193. Successes: 25.
<Shadow_Wisp>	(wait)
<Kirran>	$22d10
<Shadow_Wisp>	(that roll is not right
<Navi>	Kirran: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 4, 5, 5, 5, 1, 7, 3, 9, 5, 7, 10, 4, 3, 10, 4, 7, 6, 9, 4, 6 and 8. Total: 128. Successes: 17.
<Shadow_Wisp>	$36d10
<Navi>	Shadow_Wisp: You rolled 36 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 10, 1, 3, 4, 4, 2, 2, 5, 7, 5, 4, 10, 1, 6, 8, 8, 6, 9, 1, 8, 9, 8, 3, 9, 9, 9, 10, 7, 4, 6, 8, 1, 2, 1 and 1. Total: 198. Successes: 24.
<Shadow_Wisp>	Six shadow effect damage all 'round.
Red_Darknut Red_Enrics
<Dex>	$20d10
<Navi>	Dex: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 5, 6, 7, 5, 4, 2, 10, 10, 10, 6, 8, 3, 2, 7, 5, 9, 1, 4 and 10. Total: 122. Successes: 18.
<Dex>	18 bitches
*	Shadow_Wisp smites Dex with the orb anyway.
<Bob>	think it hits everyone so...
<Dex>	even with my 18?
<Bob>	yep
<Bob>	Dex, 6 - 4 - 2 - 1 = 0 damage to you
<Bob>	(nice Shadow 4 affinity)
<Bob>	Red, 6 - 2 - 3 - 1 = 0 damage to you
<Dex>	LADIES
<Dex>	WHERES YOUR GOD NOW WISP BOY
*	Vincent_Valentine kicks Dex out the window.
*	Vincent_Valentine has kicked Dex from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on a ship that's headed to Antarctica! Better take your winter coat along with you! «15,005»)
<Bob>	Kirran, 6 - 2 + 1 = 5 - 2 - 1 = 2 damage to you
<Bob>	Me, 6 + 1 - 4 = 3 damage to me
<Bob>	Vincent, 6 + 1 = 7/2 = 3.5 rounded = 4 - 1 = 3 damage to you
<Kirran>	10h, 10m
<Vincent_Valentine>	10h, 13m.
<Bob>	12h, 9m
<Bob>	Dat's it, dat shadowy thingy there's goin' down!
*	Darknut_Archer cackles.  "Now we're on even footin', eh?"
<Shadow_Wisp>	$endturn
<Navi>	Shadow_Wisp has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Shadow_Wisp (10), Dex (9), Red_Enrics (9), Red_Darknut (7), Vincent_Valentine (7), Kirran (6), Bob (5) and Darknut_Archer (2).
<Bob>	(YOU INTELLIGENT BRAINLESS DARKNUTS!)
<Dex>	Roses are red
<Dex>	Violets are blue
<Dex>	Darknut archer roll courage
<Dex>	if you fail its bleeding x2
<Shadow_Wisp>	;_;
<Dex>	$26d10
<Navi>	Dex: You rolled 26 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 4, 7, 10, 1, 7, 7, 9, 6, 7, 7, 2, 7, 9, 8, 2, 4, 9, 1, 5, 9, 4, 4, 4, 5 and 4. Total: 151. Successes: 17.
<Darknut_Archer>	"I don't like these kinds of rhymes. ;_;"
<Bob>	(fyi Darknut archer, you should've taken 2 bleed damage)
<Darknut_Archer>	(Beginning of round, yes)
<Darknut_Archer>	$18d10
<Navi>	Darknut_Archer: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 10, 7, 1, 1, 9, 10, 4, 1, 3, 3, 7, 8, 10, 3, 6, 8 and 6. Total: 102. Successes: 14.
<Darknut_Archer>	17 - 14 - 2 = 1 damage
<Darknut_Archer>	+ 2 bleed stacks
<Bob>	17 - 14 = 3/2 = 1.5 rounded = 2 + 1 - 3 = 0 damage
<Red_Enrics>	(Ugh, please give me several moments, I'm kind of in an arguement with someone.)
<Dex>	IF ONLY WE HAD SOMEONE WHO HAD A WEAPON THAT GETS BONUS DAMAGE BASED ON BLEED STACKS
<Red_Enrics>	$removeme
<Navi>	Red_Enrics has removed theirself from battle.
*	Darknut_Archer 's eyes widen in fear.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Shadow_Wisp (10), Dex (9), Red_Darknut (7), Vincent_Valentine (7), Kirran (6), Bob (5) and Darknut_Archer (2).
<Dex>	13hp 10m
<Dex>	$endturn
<Navi>	Dex has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Shadow_Wisp (10), Dex (9), Red_Darknut (7), Vincent_Valentine (7), Kirran (6), Bob (5) and Darknut_Archer (2).
<Darknut_Archer>	7h0m
<Bob>	Err, dat Red fella seems der drunk 'gain.
*	Red_Darknut takes an opportunity and swings his Claymore at Dex.
<Bob>	(courage roll, Dex)
<Red_Darknut>	$19d10
<Navi>	Red_Darknut: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 2, 3, 5, 9, 6, 8, 4, 6, 8, 3, 8, 3, 8, 3, 4, 3, 10 and 2. Total: 97. Successes: 10.
<Red_Darknut>	$1d4
<Navi>	Red_Darknut: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 1. Total: 1.
<Red_Darknut>	;_;
<Dex>	$25d10
<Navi>	Dex: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 5, 5, 9, 1, 1, 5, 8, 2, 5, 5, 4, 5, 4, 10, 6, 7, 7, 2, 8, 6, 6, 8, 10 and 1. Total: 135. Successes: 20.
*	Red_Darknut takes 2 bleeding damage.
<Bob>	COUNTERATTACK!
<Dex>	$26d10
<Navi>	Dex: You rolled 26 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 4, 8, 8, 6, 2, 3, 7, 5, 3, 1, 1, 8, 5, 7, 5, 7, 3, 3, 8, 7, 5, 4, 9, 4 and 7. Total: 131. Successes: 15.
<Dex>	SON YOU DONE SCREWED UP
Red_Darknut Red_Enrics
<Bob>	(looks like a cross slash again, Red_Darknut, roll Courage)
<Red_Darknut>	;_;
<Red_Darknut>	$19d10
<Navi>	Red_Darknut: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 1, 9, 1, 3, 9, 8, 10, 9, 6, 5, 2, 5, 3, 9, 1, 6, 10 and 5. Total: 109. Successes: 15.
<Vincent_Valentine>	ROLLOFF
<Dex>	$26d10
<Navi>	Dex: You rolled 26 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 7, 7, 9, 4, 8, 10, 1, 7, 3, 10, 9, 3, 9, 10, 9, 9, 4, 8, 4, 1, 10, 2, 4, 7 and 6. Total: 171. Successes: 22.
<Red_Darknut>	$19d10
<Navi>	Red_Darknut: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 8, 9, 8, 6, 9, 2, 5, 8, 6, 9, 4, 9, 5, 3, 9, 6, 5 and 5. Total: 122. Successes: 16.
<Dex>	wait now
<Dex>	WAIT NOW
<Dex>	$1d5
<Navi>	Dex: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 1. Total: 1.
<Dex>	no crit for me
<Dex>	i forgot last time
<Red_Darknut>	hehehe
<Bob>	22 - 16 = 6/2 = 3 + 1 - 3 = 1 damage + 2 bleed stacks
<Vincent_Valentine>	What's that darknut up to, 6 bleed stacks?
<Dex>	red darknut has 2
<Bob>	the archer has 4 bleed stacks, that one has 2
<Red_Darknut>	11h6m
<Dex>	the archer has 4
<Dex>	i am a bleed machine
<Bob>	12h, 9m
<Vincent_Valentine>	ahh
<Red_Darknut>	(Got the effects written down)
*	Orithan has quit (Quit: Cya)
<Red_Darknut>	$endturn
<Navi>	Red_Darknut has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Shadow_Wisp (10), Dex (9), Red_Darknut (7), Vincent_Valentine (7), Kirran (6), Bob (5) and Darknut_Archer (2).
*	Vincent_Valentine turns to the Red_Darknut.
*	Red_Darknut scowls at Vincent.  "Yeh, wot now?"
<Dex>	you could probably 1 shot the archer
*	Vincent_Valentine pulls out Quicksilver and switches to Dual Shot mode, with Incendiary bullets. (Roll Courage x2!)
<Vincent_Valentine>	$37d10
<Vincent_Valentine>	$37d10
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 37 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 7, 5, 2, 6, 6, 6, 7, 5, 4, 3, 5, 3, 7, 10, 6, 2, 1, 7, 9, 7, 4, 5, 4, 10, 5, 1, 3, 8, 8, 3, 10, 4, 3, 8, 4 and 2. Total: 195. Successes: 25.
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 37 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 10, 6, 2, 3, 6, 2, 9, 9, 10, 6, 8, 8, 5, 9, 4, 9, 9, 6, 8, 3, 9, 5, 10, 7, 9, 9, 9, 8, 2, 10, 10, 4, 6, 4, 4 and 8. Total: 251. Successes: 33.
<Red_Darknut>	$21d10
<Navi>	Red_Darknut: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 4, 1, 2, 4, 10, 4, 7, 8, 2, 3, 10, 8, 7, 7, 5, 7, 10, 6, 4 and 6. Total: 120. Successes: 16.
<Red_Darknut>	$21d10
<Navi>	Red_Darknut: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 10, 3, 9, 9, 4, 7, 2, 2, 10, 8, 10, 1, 5, 7, 5, 5, 9, 5, 6 and 4. Total: 126. Successes: 18.
*	Red_Darknut melts in the blaze of the incendiary ammunition
<Bob>	25 - 16 = 9/2 = 4.5 rounded = 5 + 1 - 3 = 3 damage
<Bob>	33 - 18 = 15/2 = 7.5 rounded = 8 +1 - 3 + 2 (burn damage) = 8 damage
<Vincent_Valentine>	10h, 7m.
<Vincent_Valentine>	$endturn
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Shadow_Wisp (10), Dex (9), Red_Darknut (7), Vincent_Valentine (7), Kirran (6), Bob (5) and Darknut_Archer (2).
<Red_Darknut>	$removeme
<Navi>	Red_Darknut has removed theirself from battle.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Shadow_Wisp (10), Dex (9), Vincent_Valentine (7), Kirran (6), Bob (5) and Darknut_Archer (2).
*	Red_Darknut is now known as X_X
*	Raine dances around to get the shadow wisp's attention
*	Shadow_Wisp blinks at Raine, then begins following her movements with its own.
*	Kirran fires a metal tipped arrow at the wisp while it's watching Raine (roll courage)
<Shadow_Wisp>	!!
<Kirran>	$28d10
<Dex>	what
<Navi>	Kirran: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 8, 4, 4, 5, 7, 1, 1, 9, 2, 2, 9, 1, 5, 5, 1, 1, 4, 5, 5, 10, 5, 9, 5, 5, 7, 8 and 9. Total: 138. Successes: 18.
<Shadow_Wisp>	$8d10
<Navi>	Shadow_Wisp: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 4, 8, 8, 4, 8, 1 and 10. Total: 51. Successes: 6.
<Bob>	18 - 6 = 12 + 1 = 13 damage
*	Shadow_Wisp attempts to expend some magic to provide life support.
*	Shadow_Wisp only manages to prolong its life for a few more seconds before crumbling.
<Shadow_Wisp>	$removeme
<Navi>	Shadow_Wisp has removed theirself from battle.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Dex (9), Vincent_Valentine (7), Kirran (6), Bob (5) and Darknut_Archer (2).
*	Shadow_Wisp is now known as X__X
<Kirran>	$endturn
<Navi>	Kirran has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Dex (9), Vincent_Valentine (7), Kirran (6), Bob (5) and Darknut_Archer (2).
*	Kirran doesn't even have to say anything.
*	Bob grabs his Hookshot and Shiny Bleedy Blade...
<Bob>	IT'S SLAUGHTERIN' TIME!
<X__X>	;_;
*	Bob hookshots to the Darknut_Archer! (Roll Courage)
<Bob>	$27d10
<Navi>	Bob: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 9, 1, 9, 8, 3, 3, 7, 8, 1, 9, 8, 7, 8, 1, 2, 6, 9, 3, 6, 1, 9, 4, 10, 4, 9 and 1. Total: 149. Successes: 16.
<X__X>	$18d10
<Navi>	X__X: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 5, 6, 1, 6, 8, 8, 6, 1, 8, 10, 3, 1, 2, 1, 4, 10 and 8. Total: 90. Successes: 12.
<Kirran>	Bob, you hooked a ghost
*	Bob blames DM for using X__X.
<X__X>	oops
<BlueShell>	"QUICK! REEL IT IN!"
*	Bob hookshots successfully. He then raises his Shiny Bleedy Blade and attacks head on. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! (Roll Courage -3)
*	X__X is now known as notaghost
<BlueShell>	"MORE SOULS FOR RAINE TO FEAST ON!"
<Raine>	YAY!!!
<Darknut_Archer>	$15d10
<Bob>	TASTE DA RAINBOW!
<Navi>	Darknut_Archer: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 9, 9, 7, 5, 4, 5, 2, 6, 7, 3, 5, 7, 10 and 9. Total: 95. Successes: 13.
<Bob>	$27d10
<Navi>	Bob: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 1, 6, 8, 7, 8, 9, 1, 2, 6, 6, 3, 7, 7, 6, 8, 1, 5, 5, 2, 10, 3, 10, 9, 8, 10 and 6. Total: 160. Successes: 23.
<Bob>	+4 total successes
*	Raine dances a pleasant little funeral shuffle.
<Bob>	27 - 13 = 14 + 1 - 3 = 12 damage
<Darknut_Archer>	;______;
*	Darknut_Archer is blown backwards into the cavern, hitting some distant wall with a mighty crash.
*	Bob hooks with a hookshot, lines with a sword, and sinkers Darknut_Archer to the grave, sucker!
<DM>	$init 4
<Navi>	DM: That is not an initiative roll.
<DM>	wat
<DM>	$init r
<Navi>	DM: The bot has been reset.
<Bob>	lol
<Kirran>	Just goes to show, you don't mess with Bob
*	BlueShell kicks Bob out the window.
*	You have been kicked from #zurpg by BlueShell (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on a power line! Zap! «15,007»)
<Bob>	ow
<Bob>	agony
<DM>	+52 EXP
<Dex>	That's why Bob is the second in command for my Boyz.
<DM>	+$52d8 Rupees
*	Kirran really hates wisps.
<Dex>	$52d8
<Vincent_Valentine>	$calc 52+28
<Navi>	Dex: You rolled 52 Dice with 8 Sides. Total: 229.
<Kefka>	52+28 = 80
<Vincent_Valentine>	...
<Vincent_Valentine>	LEVEL UP
<Bob>	TAKE DAT YA DITZ!
<Dex>	WOO cash money
<Bob>	$52d8
<Navi>	Bob: You rolled 52 Dice with 8 Sides. Total: 231.
<Vincent_Valentine>	$52d8
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 52 Dice with 8 Sides. Total: 218.
<Vincent_Valentine>	$calc 218+1602
<DM>	The Darknut Archer drops a Mini-ballista and Soldier Platemail
<Kefka>	218+1602 = 1,820
<DM>	The Red Darknut drops a Claymore, Tower Shield and Soldier Platemail.
<Kirran>	$52d8
<DM>	$1d6
<Navi>	Kirran: You rolled 52 Dice with 8 Sides. Total: 230.
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 1 Die with 6 Sides. Result: 2. Total: 2.
<DM>	A heart container drops!
*	Vincent_Valentine YOINK?
<DM>	Apparently it was hidden in the roof of the cavern, or something.
<DM>	See http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-310.html for the replaced drops.
*	Raine dances around in the platemail, giggling.
*	X__X is now known as Pellik
<Bob>	nah, yous alls can take those things
*	Pellik appears seemingly out of nowhere, emerging now that the battle was over.
<Dex>	TAKING THE MIN BALLISTA
*	Vincent_Valentine snags the Heart Container.
<Dex>	NO BACKSIES
<Dex>	YOINK
<DM>	(How on earth is Raine dancing in that)
<DM>	(my mind is breaking)
<Raine>	(You don't want to know)
<Bob>	(question, how much longer is this quest supposed to go?)
<Kirran>	That thing is two times bigger than you Dex, how are you going to fire it?)
<Dex>	Modifications!
<Dex>	DEAL WITH IT NERD
<Bob>	(cause I'm gettin' tired... normally, I'd go longer, but I'm pretty sure I'm getting a cold or something)
*	Bob high-fives Dex for that line.
<DM>	(Was hoping for one more combat.  Would happen momentarily.)
<Dex>	wheres the info for putting it in inventory?
<DM>	http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-310.html
<DM>	See the Darknut Archer section
<Vincent_Valentine>	Darknut Archer -> Replaced Drop
<Kirran>	(Also, how are we handling the iron scrap thing/ materials thing? Everyone gets one?)
<DM>	Just one for the party.
<DM>	Oh good point, let me dish that out
<DM>	The Darknut Archer dropped an Arcane Iron Scrap as well, found in the Description.
<Red_Enrics>	$calc 26+17
<Kefka>	26+17 = 43
<Dex>	ill take it i guess
<Dex>	since nobody else wants it
<DM>	(You'll be glad you did. ;) )
*	Bob suddenly disappears as the fourth wall picks him up and drags him away.