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- from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #668
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- Stolas when he goes on a hit with IMP
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- >Stolas with a Deagle
- Tell me he's using .50 AE (African Eliminator)
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- >Blitzo exploits Stolas's infatuation with him to get the big bird to help out on assassinations
- >Turning people to stone with a look is quick, low mess, and doesn't require any equipment or accounting for ballistics
- >Basically guilt trips him into helping, or withholds affection by claiming he's too busy with work to get Stoles to do his job for him
- >Able to carry out murders more efficiently than ever, IMP can turn over a larger volume of clients
- >Profits go through the roof while actual investment of time and effort by anyone but Stolas plummets
- >His wife is more disgusted than ever when she finds out he's engaging in demeaning low-class labor
- >His home life deteriorates even further, and Octavia starts spending pretty much all her time in her room, sometimes forgoing meals just to avoid having to see anyone
- >Once his bank account is fatter than a sacrificial calf, Blitzo dissolves the company, moves to the wrath ring, buys a dude ranch, and never answers Stolas's calls again
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- Fck, I made myself sad. Why did I write this.
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- >dude ranch
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MADvxFXWvwE
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- I imagine him done up like a Victorian era game-hunter, pith helmet, rubber-necking the whole time at all the wonders around while being led on by his forever suffering entourage and guides who set up the perfect shot for him.
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- I think his default outfit is already based on a regency era-ish fox hunter's outfit.
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- That's kinda what I was going on, keep it a bit thematic to him being a nob.
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- >Stolas grows feathery muttonstache for the occasion
- >He looks like Van Pelt
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- keyed
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- >tfw no DrGrobort Stolas crossover
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- https://twitter.com/Daniell64183344/status/1392545723451908104
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- what human world places would you show stolas around? from a theme park, to a cafe, to a gun range, shit like that that isn't just your home
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- >taking big gay bird daddy demon out on a date
- >go to a drive in theater and get two burgers and freedom fries
- >watch a shtty comedy
- >go to a mountain top and watch a nuclear test
- >tfw not the 50s where you can do all of the above
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- I live in the capital, which has quite a few nice places.
- Thing is, what can you show to an ageless being that they haven't seen before?
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- The local necropolis would be a good choice, see how many rich dcks are burning in the pit, quick trip out to the lochs for something very un-hellish, then somewhere innawoods with owls and peace and quiet and all that good stuff
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- >The local necropolis
- the local what
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- Really really big graveyard for rich people.
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- oh
- i didnt know those were a thing
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- mwwaaaaaa the french
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- >Necropolis
- >Lochs
- Glasgow?
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- Yup.
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- It really depends on whether or not he had a disguise. If he looked like a person, I'd probably show him around town. Go to some of the historical bars, catacombs and the castles, and the museum, probably admittedly boring stuff but i think it's neat. My city is fairly ancient and there's a lot of history to see, I'd probably ask a lot about if he'd met any famous historical figures and stupid sht like that. And then I'd probably go down to the coast or up into the mountains.
- >>37120700
- I didn't think there'd be another jock in this thread lol
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- I'm sure there's several popping in and out. Still, best not to assume.
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- Could be New Zealand, lots of scots diaspoa there.
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- >>37120882
- Yeah, I suppose! I just thought it was a bit interesting.
- >>37120962
- That's true! Or Canadian, I think there's a lot of people of Scottish descent there.
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