Nutella

Blue: sup fgt have something to say?
MKU: Yup, do I know you?
Blue: no, but ur a piece of shit
MKU: Why's that?
Blue: lots of reasons, but i personally believe in nature over nurture
Blue: so u were born a piece of shit
MKU: That's strange coming from someone who tries to get under people's skin.
Blue: lets get a 2v2 going
Blue: pls
MKU: Are you a man of religious views?
Blue: no
MKU: You must repent for your sins.
Blue: did you not read my response?
MKU: The lord is a man of forgiveness.
MKU: He welcomes all.
MKU: Even children of the corn.
MKU: Beast of burden doesn't define who you are as a human.
Blue: i dont know what ur trying to do
Blue: but i dont think its funny either
MKU: The lord is not a man of humor. He is a man of straight forwards decisions.
MKU: Do you believe in hell?
MKU: God onces damned all the jews to hell to see how commited Hitler was to genocide.
MKU: You think Hitler's stache was a fashion statement?
MKU: It was a sign of the devil.
MKU: El diablo.
MKU: The devil was damned to hell because of what he did.
MKU: He thus possessed the body of a young jewish boy who wanted to become an artist.
MKU: From then on, the same boy was led into a life of murder and hate.
MKU: "Kill the jews" said the Devil.
MKU: You know what Hitler's favorite color was?
MKU: Blue
Blue: good
MKU: The color the skin of jews would turn in the gas chambers.
MKU: Btw, it's spelled Bloo.
MKU: You pinko commie fuck.
Blue: no, im blue
MKU: Yeah you are.
MKU: Let's get straight to it.
MKU: I think you're cute.
MKU: Not cute as in petty, but a pretty school girl
MKU: I want you to get on your knees and praise me as Senpai.
MKU: Will you be my Oni-Chan?
Blue: u just said i was a school girl
MKU: A man can dream.
MKU: Just like Hitler.
MKU: Well, I'm done here. Have fun being blue.
MKU: I hope one day you will accept Jesus Christ into your life.
MKU: Not as a man, but as a person.
Blue: thought u said u were done
MKU: Because honestly, you need the physical contact.
MKU: You would-be keyboard warrior, basement dwelling, commie fuck.
MKU: Much love.
MKU: Nutella