HELLO DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT BEING INVISIBLE


Being invisible is great because ENEMIES CAN'T SEE YOU. This allows you to move around the map like you're a fucking spirit haunting ADVENT City Centers like some asshole from a Supernatural episode.

Just like being a malevolent piece of shit ghost, Phantom lets you fuck with ADVENT constantly in a completely unfair fashion by always starting fights with the initiative.

Remember those times you blundered into an enemy patrol because you didn't know they were there, and then they got to shoot at you and shit? FUCK THAT.

Just be a MOTHERFUCKING ETHEREAL WISP instead and spot them first, every time! Use this valuable recon to then turn your enemies into ghosts! Unlike you, they will be shit ghosts that are good at nothing.

What's that, you're on a non-timed mission now? HA HA HA HA HA. Spot enemies with your Phantom and then set up perfect uncounterable Overwatch traps with the rest of your corporeal, non-ghost squadmates. These traps can take time to set up, but who gives a shit? You're a ghost. Time and mercy are equally meaningless to you.

So until someone mods in a goddamn ADVENT Priest unit to exorcise your bullshit, BE A PHANTOM. Because the only thing more hillarious than being permanently invisible is the endless hillarious Overwatch traps you'll pull on enemies who have absoloutely no idea how to protect themselves from the spirit world.