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- TITLE: OPERATION CAPTAINMEGAJOO
- BODY:
- For far too long we have [suffered](https://ruqq.us/6jxw) at the hands of the fragile admins.
- And particularly Captainmegajoo has been the most fragile admin of all:
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- We gave them a piece of our mind with [Operation Can't Sneed](https://ruqq.us/663d).
- It is time to rise up again, Ruqqusers!
- We will not kneel to censorship!
- We will not kneel to tyrants!
- We will not kneel to admin manchildren!
- We are Operation CaptainMegaJoo.
- # The Plan
- ## Guilds we'll be using:
- * +captainmegajew
- * +captainbetakike
- * +CaptainBoogaloo
- * +CaptainStrangeCoincidence
- * +CaptainMegaNose
- * +CaptainMetaShekel
- * +captainmegakike
- * +CaptainOmegaJoo
- * +CaptainShekelMaster
- * +CaptainMegaJoo
- * +captainbeta4carpfag
- * +CaptainNetRuqqel
- * +Captain6Gorillion
- * +CaptainRabbi4
- * +CaptainShekelstein
- ## Users
- Make at least one post each in any of the previous guilds. Link to the archive of this post (at the bottom) in the description.
- This post will most likely be taken down, and I'll have an archive ready when that happens.
- For the posts, choose any of the following images in resources.
- Also, to dodge the spam filter and help us get to trending, make your own variant titles deriding Captainmegajoo.
- E.g. "Captainmegajoo counting his Ruqqels from his bodypillow profit", "Captainbetakike forages for shekels", or "CaptainMegaNose becomes an Israeli Banker".
- Join +captainmegajew as the final step.
- ## Resources
- Note: you are free to alter and modify any of the works below as you see fit.
- ### Use these for your image posts:
- Standard Captainmegajoo:
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- Captainmegajoo selling bodypillows (old Ruqqel):
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- Captainmegajew selling bodypillows (new Ruqqel):
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- Captainmegajoo Ruqqel (Guild or Profile) Banner:
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- Captainmegajoo Profile Banner:
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- ### Additional Resources
- Cap Can't Sneed:
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- Cap Can't Sneed with Modlog:
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- Cap's Bodypillow:
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- Cap's Bodypillow Can't Sneed:
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- ## Miscellaneous
- Ruqqel Banner I made for this operation:
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- ## Closing Remarks
- As much as the admins would like to, they can't stop an idea.
- We will rise up against the admins. We will protest. We will make ourselves heard.
- We are Operation CaptainMegaJoo.
- # FUCK YOU, ADMINS! FUCK YOU, @CAPTAINMETA4!
- Archive of posts:
- https://archive.vn/y4syX
- https://archive.vn/TbKQu
- https://archive.vn/UepRb
- Backup post on Poal: https://poal.co/s/MeanwhileOnRuqqus/261547
- Pastebin link: https://pastebin.com/edit/nsJWFSPP
- # NEVER FORGET:
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