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Operation CaptainMegaJoo Outline

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  1. TITLE: OPERATION CAPTAINMEGAJOO
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  3. BODY:
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  5. For far too long we have [suffered](https://ruqq.us/6jxw) at the hands of the fragile admins.
  6. And particularly Captainmegajoo has been the most fragile admin of all:
  7.  
  8.  
  9. ![](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/705884192692633740/799422646785015818/CapAbuseCompilation.png)
  10. ![](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/705884192692633740/799422640683089920/CapCompMisc.png)
  11.  
  12.  
  13. We gave them a piece of our mind with [Operation Can't Sneed](https://ruqq.us/663d).
  14.  
  15.  
  16. It is time to rise up again, Ruqqusers!
  17.  
  18.  
  19. We will not kneel to censorship!
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  21.  
  22. We will not kneel to tyrants!
  23.  
  24.  
  25. We will not kneel to admin manchildren!
  26.  
  27.  
  28. We are Operation CaptainMegaJoo.
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  30.  
  31. # The Plan
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  33.  
  34. ## Guilds we'll be using:
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  36. * +captainmegajew
  37. * +captainbetakike
  38. * +CaptainBoogaloo
  39. * +CaptainStrangeCoincidence
  40. * +CaptainMegaNose
  41. * +CaptainMetaShekel
  42. * +captainmegakike
  43. * +CaptainOmegaJoo
  44. * +CaptainShekelMaster
  45. * +CaptainMegaJoo
  46. * +captainbeta4carpfag
  47. * +CaptainNetRuqqel
  48. * +Captain6Gorillion
  49. * +CaptainRabbi4
  50. * +CaptainShekelstein
  51.  
  52. ## Users
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  54.  
  55. Make at least one post each in any of the previous guilds. Link to the archive of this post (at the bottom) in the description.
  56. This post will most likely be taken down, and I'll have an archive ready when that happens.
  57.  
  58.  
  59. For the posts, choose any of the following images in resources.
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  61.  
  62. Also, to dodge the spam filter and help us get to trending, make your own variant titles deriding Captainmegajoo.
  63.  
  64.  
  65. E.g. "Captainmegajoo counting his Ruqqels from his bodypillow profit", "Captainbetakike forages for shekels", or "CaptainMegaNose becomes an Israeli Banker".
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  68. Join +captainmegajew as the final step.
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  70.  
  71. ## Resources
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  73.  
  74. Note: you are free to alter and modify any of the works below as you see fit.
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  76.  
  77. ### Use these for your image posts:
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  79.  
  80. Standard Captainmegajoo:
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  82.  
  83. ![](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/705884192692633740/799423026121801748/CapJoo.png)
  84.  
  85.  
  86. Captainmegajoo selling bodypillows (old Ruqqel):
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  88.  
  89. ![](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/705884192692633740/799423059764969522/Captainmegajew_Selling_Body_Pillows.png)
  90.  
  91.  
  92. Captainmegajew selling bodypillows (new Ruqqel):
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  94.  
  95. ![](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/705884192692633740/799422972804464650/Captainmegajew_Selling_Body_Pillows_v2.png)
  96.  
  97.  
  98. Captainmegajoo Ruqqel (Guild or Profile) Banner:
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  100.  
  101. ![](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/705884192692633740/799422951031308298/CapJooShekelBanner.png)
  102.  
  103.  
  104. Captainmegajoo Profile Banner:
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  106.  
  107. ![](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/705884192692633740/799422942710726656/Cap_Profile_Fixed.PNG)
  108.  
  109.  
  110. ### Additional Resources
  111.  
  112.  
  113. Cap Can't Sneed:
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  115.  
  116. ![](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/705884192692633740/799423292636135444/CapCantSneed.png?width=676&height=676)
  117.  
  118.  
  119. Cap Can't Sneed with Modlog:
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  121.  
  122. ![](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/705884192692633740/799423310114193418/CapSneedModlog.png)
  123.  
  124.  
  125. Cap's Bodypillow:
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  127.  
  128. ![](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/705884192692633740/799423168846364712/cap_body_pillow.jpg)
  129.  
  130.  
  131. Cap's Bodypillow Can't Sneed:
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  133.  
  134. ![](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/705884192692633740/799423312685826078/SneedCapBodyPillow.png)
  135.  
  136.  
  137. ## Miscellaneous
  138.  
  139.  
  140. Ruqqel Banner I made for this operation:
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  142. ![](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/705884192692633740/799433959279820800/Ruqqus_Coin_Tessalation.png)
  143.  
  144.  
  145. ## Closing Remarks
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  147.  
  148. As much as the admins would like to, they can't stop an idea.
  149.  
  150.  
  151. We will rise up against the admins. We will protest. We will make ourselves heard.
  152.  
  153.  
  154. We are Operation CaptainMegaJoo.
  155.  
  156.  
  157. # FUCK YOU, ADMINS! FUCK YOU, @CAPTAINMETA4!
  158.  
  159. Archive of posts:
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  161. https://archive.vn/y4syX
  162.  
  163. https://archive.vn/TbKQu
  164.  
  165. https://archive.vn/UepRb
  166.  
  167.  
  168. Backup post on Poal: https://poal.co/s/MeanwhileOnRuqqus/261547
  169.  
  170. Pastebin link: https://pastebin.com/edit/nsJWFSPP
  171.  
  172.  
  173. # NEVER FORGET:
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  175.  
  176. ![](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/705884192692633740/799847829635727380/e89d2736-1bdf-41ab-acac-da77465bfc37.png)
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  178.  
  179. ![](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/705884192692633740/799847858026184755/6e530615-ec26-46a4-a7d0-a19eba7af4c2.png)
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  181.  
  182. ![](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/705884192692633740/799847882081304616/b4538048-e892-490f-886e-02556bdfa268.png)
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  185. ![](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/705884192692633740/799847908387061760/1a9de1c1-3eb6-490a-aa03-7072075f7e7e.png)
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  188. ![](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/705884192692633740/799847938640707615/9350e360-98ba-4893-bf21-de6a3e4edc9e.png)
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