Chizz Hits the Fan Script

Scene (Inside cabin)
Salivia: (sleeping)
Computer: beep
Salivia (as she's being jolted awake) : NO I DON'T WANNA BE BREAD!
Salivia: Wh-aw man I got kicked.
Computer: Kicked due to invalid activity.
Salivia: Well I guess I better feed Hammi-
(Salivia shocked to see space normally occupied by Hammina not occupied by Hammina.)
Salivia (while panicking trying to find Hammina): OHNOOHNOOHNOOHNOOHNOOHNOOHNOOOOOO!!!!!
Salivia (panicking accompanied by little thought bubble of crudely drawn angry Ghostler saying GRR WHERE'S MY LITTLE GIRL): Ghostler is gonna kill me when he sees Hammina's gone!
Salivia(panicking accompanied by little thought bubble of crudely drawn angry Ghostler saying GRR I REQUIRE MEAT): And all the hit pockets melted because I needed room for the ice cream!
Salivia (panicking accompanied by little thought bubble of crudely drawn angry Ghostler saying GRR I DON'T LOOK HANDSOME ENOUGH)AND PROM'S TOMORROW!
Salivia: The only place I can get this stuff is at the market but it's surrounded by thots!
Salivia: looks at mirror
Salivia: Oh yeah.
~Scene: Outside of forest into city~
(Salivia exiting forest out onto front of shop with big TV in the front window)
Thot Pawnch newscaster in TV in window: We interrupt the 24 hour yuri orgy channel for this breaking news
(Salivia turns to TV shocked)
Thot Pawnch: We've received word from Goddess Empress Buckfilla that a group of defectors are a danger to our prosperous thotopia
Thot Pawnch (as images of hyper realistic depictions of the group are shown on the TV, with Salivia's pic being some unedited pic of Yukai from Wonder Wickets): A hefty reward has been placed on the heads of these non-sodomistic fascists
Salivia: Oh come on, that looks nothing like me!
(Alt joke)
Thot Pawnch (as pictures of human/Oingo Boingo brothers versions of the group are shown on the TV): A hefty reward has been placed on the heads of these puritan communists
Salivia: Oh shit, that looks exactly like me!
(Alt joke)
Thot Pawnch (as embarrassing photos of the group are shown on the TV) A hefty reward has been placed on the heads of these enemies of the sextate
Salivia: Oh you let ONE GUY take a picture of you in the bathroom and it ends up on national television!
Phantits: You!
Salivia: AAA PLEASE DON'T PUT ME AWAY I'M TOO PRETTY FOR PRISON!
Phantits (while Salivia is not paying attention to Phantits and is too busy looking at her hat while :saliviathink:) : I need that reward money to cover my gambling debts. I kept betting my chin would touch the wall before my tits but I keep losing for some reason.
Salivia: Actually yeah, I think I can help you with your problem without me going to prison.
Phantits: Really?
Salivia: Sure, just follow me into this dark abandoned alley where no one can see us.
Phantits:...this is obviously a trap but I need that money.
~Scene: At register in market~
(Thot Genie, or some other wage cuck thot vermin, is beeping hams and butter sticks)
(Looks up at Salivia)
(Salivia is wearing Phantits' giant hat, holding in her tongue with a forced smile, shopping cart is full of hams and butters, and fake Hammina made out of hams, sausages, and other deli meats is in the child's seat of the shopping cart)
(Thot Cashier looks at Salivia for a moment)
(Goes back to beeping hams)
(Salivia is leaving grocery store with items in cart, still maintaining smile)
(gets punched in stomach, making Salivia throw up her tongue)
(revealed punch came from Chizzkeiki)
Salivia: H-how did you-
Chizz: You reek of non thottery
Salivia: But you don't have a nose.
Chizz: Enough! I am Chizzkeiki, the second in command of the Buckfilla titfecta. You'll be coming with me to be with the rest of the Bucks...or what's left of them.
Salivia: Let me go you hothead. I'm staying with Ghostler and the other guy.
Chizz: What? Why do you even hang out with those ruffians? They seek to destroy our way of life.
Chizz: Our very basis of existence is at stake and yet you aid them. You could be leading an army of sex soldiers towards the goal of supremacy at this moment. Why don't you come with us?
Salivia: Don't you listen to yourself? Thots and non thots should be at piece with one another! And besides, if everyone's a thot then how can we reproduce?
Salivia: If my father were here he would be upset about all this.
Chizz: Your father would have wanted this!
Salivia: THAT'S NOT TRUE SHUT UP! BESIDES YOUR BUCKFILLA GODDESS EMPRESS OR WHATEVER IS PROBABLY GONNA BLOW UP THE WORLD OR SOMETHING, CRATERFACE!
Chizz: THESE ARE FRECKLES YOU DUMB COW!
Salivia: It looks like you have the pox.
Chizz: That's it! You're coming to our fortress to work under us even if I have to put you in a body bag.
Salivia: I'm already a corpse.
(Yeah I don't know how to write fight scenes so it's a little wonky here, but since you said you got the gist of it here are some suggestions anyway)
Chizz: Well I hope you don't mind a cremation.
(Chizz does a fire blast towards Salivia)
(Salivia dodges it or uses her tongue as some shield)
~
(Salivia uses her tongue mainly to whip it around at Chizz while Chizz does some fire uppercuts or some multiple fire punches)
(near end)
Salivia (thinking): Wait, those cars look awfully British
Salivia: Hey Chizzy, I heard these cars talk awful saucy about Britannia can easily beat you micks at any game.
Chizz: They said WHAT?!
Salivia: Yeah, they said something about them always showing up sober, a concept you've never heard of.
Chizz: WELL THIS PATTY'S GOT A GRILL OF HER OWN
(Chizz takes the bait and fire bombs them, smoke fills the area)
(Chizz coughs for a bit and looks around)
(Salivia smiles like the Cheshire Cat through the smoke)
Salivia: Well you know what they say, Chizz
Salivia: Where there's smoke, they pinch back.
(entire panel of Salivia tongue punching/tounge whipping Chizzkeiki going RERORERORERORERORERORERORERORERORERORERORERORERORERO then ending with a RERO launching Chizz onto a car)
(Salivia goes to pick Chizz up and uses her tongue to lift her onto Salivia's shoulder)
(takes the cart with her)
Chizz: But why...why didn't you leave me to die like Blooddrinka?
Salivia: I'll still need to know how to get to the fortress.
Chizz: Feh, I'll never talk.
Salivia: Oh you will.
~ends with Salivia and Chizz going back into the forest~