Experimental pesterlog: ASBM and ATWS

-- aperturescienceBusinessmagnet [AB] began pestering alterntetimelineWarwearyserket [AW] at 3004 May 29 5:24 PM / 2015c September 1 6:25 PM --

AB: So what insane shit did you rake today
AW: What insane shit?
AW: I DESTROYED SBURB
AW: 8)
AW: Just living with Vriska Serket
AB: Who is that?
AW: Who are you married to?
AB: GL@DDA Magnet?
AW: Exactly
AW: Vriska Serket is to me as GL@DDA Magnet is to you
AB: A human transformation of an evil sarcastic A.I.?
AW: NOOOOOOOO
AW: (8 O's are supposed to mean something)
AB: What?
AW: Let's do it HER way
AW: 8888)
AB: Fatty fatty no-parents?
AB: Oh
AB: Recurring number 8
AW: Finally
AB: Still I can't see GL@DDA Magnet in whatever you live with