Animaidiacs 1

<huh> [Kurumi arrives at what will be her new home. You'd seen the ad in the paper. "Wanted: maid for overtly luxurious mansion. No job experience required. A-cup and lowe need not apply." Despite the questionable ethics of the offer, youy accepted it, and find yourself now in front of the mansions wrought-iron gate. A butler approaches, even as you wonder how you're going to make yurself known.]
<[Pyg]Tachibana> Good day, Miss.
<[Pyg]Tachibana> I assume you are here for employment?
* [Ora]Kurumi nods.
<[Ora]Kurumi> That I am sir.
* [Pyg]Tachibana unlocks the gate, gesturing the applicant to come inside.
* [Ora]Kurumi is still wearing her normal clothes, school uniform with a long skirt touching the ankles. She follows the butler inside.
* huh aits in the sitting room just off the entrance landing, where the butler leads you. He looks, of course, much too young to be the owner of this mansion. You notice, though, that from the moment you step in the room, he looks you up and down with piercing eyes, sizing you up.
<[Pyg]Tachibana> Seems we managed to get someone at last, young master.
<huh> Excellent, excellent.
<[Ora]Kurumi> Hey there, I hear you're hirin'?
<huh> I'm hiring.
<huh> We'll now begin the interview.
<[Ora]Kurumi> Go ahead...
<huh> What's your cup size?
* [Ora]Kurumi talks calmly but shit is going throug her mind. " Am I going to get hired? Or is this it!?"
<[Pyg]Tachibana> I'll...uh....brew up some tea.
* [Pyg]Tachibana hastily makes her  way out of the room.
* [Ora]Kurumi remains silent.. but answers shortly.
<[Ora]Kurumi> .....32C sir.
* [Ora]Kurumi "Oh shit.. I just told him my size!"
* huh makes a tick on a clipboard.
<huh> Aaand...
<huh> Are you a virgin?
<[Ora]Kurumi> ...I am.
* huh makes another tick.
<[huh]Kenji> Wonderful, you're hired.
* [huh]Kenji stands up and offers a handshake.
* [Ora]Kurumi returns with a firm one.
<[Ora]Kurumi> Thank you sir.
<[huh]Kenji> No, thank you.
* [Pyg]Tachibana returns in time for tea.
<[Pyg]Tachibana> Ah, I made it just in time then.
<[huh]Kenji> Now, you'll find your work clothes in your room. THe butler will show you the way.
<[Ora]Kurumi> I'm in your care...
* [Ora]Kurumi bows at the master and then the butler.
* [Pyg]Tachibana sets the tea onto the table.
<[Pyg]Tachibana> Now then...
* [Pyg]Tachibana turns to the new girl.
<[Pyg]Tachibana> If you would follow me, please.
* [huh]Kenji picks up the tea and waves off his new maid.
<[huh]Kenji> I expect good things from you.
* [Ora]Kurumi gets out into the hallway with the butler.
<[Ora]Kurumi> ... I take it you have a name?
<[Pyg]Tachibana> Oh, haha, indeed I do. I apologize, I should have introduced myself earlier.
<[Pyg]Tachibana> My name is Jun Tachibana. You may simply call me "Tachibana" if you wish.
<[Ora]Kurumi> ...Kurumi Okazaki.
* [Ora]Kurumi "Maybe that was too cold."
<[Pyg]Tachibana> Well, I hope we get along working together from now on, Okazaki.
<[Pyg]Tachibana> Ah, here's your room.
<[Ora]Kurumi> Thank you.
<[huh]Kenji> [The room is on the second floor. as you open the door, there is indeed a garment on the bed. Closer inspection reveals it to equally resemble a maid's outfit and a harlot's.
<[Ora]Kurumi> ....They want me to wear this?
* [Pyg]Tachibana sighs.
<[Pyg]Tachibana> I'm regret to say that it's part of your duties here.
<[Pyg]Tachibana> But I should stop there. I'm merely a servant. I really shouldn't question how the young master wishes to run his household.
<[Ora]Kurumi> ...Please excuse me then, I'm dressing here.
<[Pyg]Tachibana> Huh? Oh! Pardon me.
* [Pyg]Tachibana steps back out, shutting the door behind her.
* [Ora]Kurumi freaks out as soon as Tachibana closes the door.
<[Ora]Kurumi> I-i-i can't believe I'm wearing this...!
* [Ora]Kurumi swallows her pride.
<[Ora]Kurumi> ... I suppose this is necessary for this kind of job then.
* [Ora]Kurumi takes off her clothes beginning with the skirt.
* [Ora]Kurumi finishes a few minutes later and poses in front of the mirror.
<[Ora]Kurumi> ..This outfit it looks... Familiar.
* [Ora]Kurumi giggles a bit as she tries out some more different poses. "Didn't think I had it in me to do this kind frivolus business."
* [huh]Kenji opens the door.
<[huh]Kenji> I'm glad you found the room okay, then, a-
* [huh]Kenji nosebleeds.
<[Ora]Kurumi> ....Shit.
* [huh]Kenji wipes away the small trail of blood.
<[huh]Kenji> Well, I'm glad you seem to like it.
* [Ora]Kurumi FUCK FUCK SHIT.. He saw it.
* [Ora]Kurumi blushes a bright cherry red...
<[Ora]Kurumi> ....
* [Ora]Kurumi nods a few time.
<[huh]Kenji> ...
<[huh]Kenji> That's, uh...
<[huh]Kenji> That's boobs. GOOD. That's GOOD.
* [Ora]Kurumi regains her composure and attempts to talk without studdering.
<[Ora]Kurumi> What would you like me to do first then?
<[huh]Kenji> Uh...
<[huh]Kenji> Can you cook?
* [Ora]Kurumi nods.
<[Ora]Kurumi> I can.
<[huh]Kenji> Do that.
<[Ora]Kurumi> As you wish.
* [Ora]Kurumi walks up to Kenji and stops before leaving to go to the kitchen.
<[Ora]Kurumi> 14 Tell nobody about this.
<[huh]Kenji> No worries, I'm taking this to my grave...
* [huh]Kenji leaves as well. Once out of Kurumi's sight, he fist-pumps.
<[huh]Kenji> 14Score!
<[Ora]Kurumi> ...hm?
* [Ora]Kurumi turns around.
<[huh]Kenji> Ah... nothing.
* [Ora]Kurumi turns back around and heads downstairs.
* [Ora]Kurumi looks around to observe anything worthy of noting for later reference.
<[huh]Kenji> [There's lots of doors.]
* [Ora]Kurumi arrives in the kitchen, looking around I see every kitchen utensil under the sun, even a George Foreman cooking grill.
<[Ora]Kurumi> They even have one of these... impressive.
* [Ora]Kurumi ponders on what to cook but eventually settles for an Italian dish.
* [Pyg]Tachibana appears behind her master, clearing her throat to announce her presence.
<[Pyg]Tachibana> It appears there was no mail today, sir.
<[huh]Kenji> Uwah!
* [huh]Kenji turns quickly.
<[huh]Kenji> Oh, Tachibana...
<[huh]Kenji> I see.
<[huh]Kenji> It didn't arrive today either, huh...
* [Ora]Kurumi finishes the meal and it looks absolutely delectable. The chicken is evenly coated with the aspargus and lemon juice, accompanied with a side of freshly made mash potatos and some steamed green string beans.
* [Ora]Kurumi was thoughtful enough to make some for Tachibana too.