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  1. [05:00:41:28] <jalis> Since I'm going to sleep now
  2. [05:00:41:29] <jalis> night
  3. [05:00:41:30] <Enzu> "Anyplace around here to sleep?"
  4. [05:00:41:42] <12@Rhaken> xD
  5. [05:00:41:45] <jalis> "Don't know! Try the rubble across the road!"
  6. 07[05:00:41:48] * @Rhaken inspects himself for damage
  7. 07[05:00:41:49] * jalis sleep
  8. 13[05:00:41:54] * jalis (jalis@1337-135409E4.dhcp.inet.fi) Quit (Quit: jalis)
  9. [05:00:41:58] <12@Rhaken> lol
  10. [05:00:42:01] <12~suomynona> jalis sleeps
  11. [05:00:42:01] <12~suomynona> xD
  12. [05:00:42:08] <12~suomynona> Rhaken: Fine, you landed on solid rock
  13. [05:00:42:18] <12~suomynona> Being an earth mage, and ant affinities, this is a soft landing
  14. [05:00:42:29] <12~suomynona> You'd rather hate falling into cold water, by comparison
  15. [05:00:42:29] <12~suomynona> xD
  16. [05:00:42:34] <12@Rhaken> xD
  17. [05:00:42:53] <12@Rhaken> now, what in the hells am I doing here?
  18. [05:00:43:07] <12~suomynona> Rhaken: You were walking down a street, while asleep
  19. 07[05:00:43:16] * Enzu inspects the homeless fellow
  20. [05:00:43:17] <12~suomynona> you apparently tripped and fell face first into a gaping hole in the road
  21. [05:00:43:19] <12~suomynona> xD
  22. [05:00:43:30] <12~suomynona> Enzu: Surprisingly unaffected, seeing as he just faceplanted solid rock
  23. [05:00:43:31] <12~suomynona> xD
  24. [05:00:43:45] <Enzu> can ii deduct anything from that?
  25. [05:00:43:49] <12@Rhaken> "Looks like I've been sleepwalking again."
  26. [05:00:44:07] <12~suomynona> Enzu: You're sensing a slightly earth feel from his mana
  27. [05:00:44:11] <12~suomynona> distinct enough you'd call him a mage
  28. 07[05:00:44:24] * @Rhaken searches for his footprints
  29. [05:00:44:34] <12~suomynona> Rhaken: You look at the pavement.
  30. 07[05:00:44:37] * Enzu sketches and takes notes
  31. [05:00:44:40] <12~suomynona> Nope, no footprints in the pavement
  32. [05:00:44:52] <12@Rhaken> "Dagnabbitdammit."
  33. [05:00:44:54] <12~suomynona> just somebody taking notes, presumably about you, standing 10 feet away
  34. [05:00:45:05] <Enzu> full sketch
  35. [05:00:45:13] <12@Rhaken> "Excuse me, sir. Yes, you with the porno!"
  36. [05:00:45:17] <Enzu> big POSSIBLE EARTH MAGE next to him
  37. [05:00:45:22] <12~suomynona> xD
  38. [05:00:45:37] <12~suomynona> Enzu notices he forgot the clothes on his drawing.
  39. [05:00:45:41] <12@Rhaken> LOL
  40. [05:00:45:44] <Enzu> withoutlookingup"Not Porno"
  41. [05:00:45:45] <12~suomynona> (Magi can do that, latent.)
  42. 07[05:00:45:50] * Enzu is puzzles
  43. [05:00:45:52] <Enzu> d*
  44. [05:00:45:59] <Enzu> "How the hell.."?
  45. [05:00:46:08] <12~suomynona> Enzu: It's a common phenomena.
  46. [05:00:46:18] <12@Rhaken> "Doesn't matter. Did you see which way I came from?"
  47. [05:00:46:21] <12~suomynona> Strong magi can alter reality slightly by expecting it to happen in a particular way
  48. [05:00:46:44] <Enzu> "Uhm you just kind of were"
  49. [05:00:46:59] <12@Rhaken> "Yes, I know I am. Do you know you are?"
  50. 07[05:00:47:10] * Enzu shrugs
  51. [05:00:47:19] <12@Rhaken> "How sad."
  52. [05:00:47:22] <12@Rhaken> "So, which way?"
  53. [05:00:47:40] <Enzu> "Didnt really notice i was a tad busy sparring a apprentice"
  54. [05:00:47:46] <12~suomynona> xD
  55. [05:00:48:54] <12@Rhaken> friggin' intercunts
  56. [05:00:49:04] <12~suomynona> said apprentice is lying on the ground next to a closed doorway
  57. [05:00:49:12] <12~suomynona> in a building where the 2nd story has been blown out
  58. [05:00:49:15] <12~suomynona> presumably by a fire spell
  59. [05:00:49:22] <12@Rhaken> "Did he see which way I came from?"
  60. [05:00:49:34] <Enzu> "You could try asking him"
  61. [05:00:50:25] <12@Rhaken> "That would be pointless. Unless he's me, which he isn't, because I'm me, he won't reply while unconscious."
  62. [05:00:51:06] <12~suomynona> Rhaken also knows that anyone who isn't a druid won't respond well to holistic medicine
  63. [05:00:51:10] <12~suomynona> Especially after they find out what's in it
  64. [05:00:51:11] <12~suomynona> xD
  65. [05:00:51:17] <12@Rhaken> xD
  66. [05:00:51:59] <12@Rhaken> "I must say though, you folks are quite lousy at building wells."
  67. [05:00:52:20] <Enzu> "Im actually quite fantastic at it"
  68. [05:00:52:26] <Enzu> "These folk on the other hand"
  69. [05:00:52:29] <12@Rhaken> "Then why does your well suck?"
  70. 07[05:00:52:32] * @Rhaken points at crater
  71. [05:00:52:48] <12@Rhaken> "No bucket, no security measures. It doesn't even have water!"
  72. [05:00:52:51] <Enzu> "Not mine, i also presume it isnt a well"
  73. [05:00:53:05] <12@Rhaken> "Then what's it doing in the middle of the road?"
  74. [05:00:53:26] <Enzu> "Hellifiknow"
  75. [05:00:53:30] <Enzu> "Ask a local"
  76. [05:00:53:37] <12~suomynona> 3 magi in red cloaks come around the corner.
  77. [05:00:53:49] <12~suomynona> One of them Enzu puts at archmage level off the bat
  78. [05:00:54:01] <12~suomynona> (Rhaken puts the same mage as "Rather Powerful")
  79. [05:00:54:05] <12@Rhaken> "Like them?"
  80. 07[05:00:54:24] * Enzu shrugs
  81. 07[05:00:54:36] * Enzu sketches quickly and scribbles
  82. [05:00:54:45] <12@Rhaken> "Again with the porno."
  83. [05:00:54:52] <12~suomynona> the archmage and his consorts walk up to Rhaken and Enzu.
  84. [05:00:55:08] <Enzu> "How may i be of service, sir"
  85. [05:00:55:21] <12@Rhaken> "What he said."
  86. [05:00:55:30] <12~suomynona> Archmage: "What are two foreigners doing here in the middle of the night standing next to a crater and a leveled building?"
  87. [05:00:56:02] <12@Rhaken> "That's a crater?"
  88. [05:00:56:05] <Enzu> "I was about to find lodgings, i have buisness to attend to a figured it would be best to wait till morn"
  89. [05:00:56:12] <Enzu> and*
  90. [05:00:56:19] <12@Rhaken> "I was sleepwalking."
  91. [05:00:56:24] <12~suomynona> Archmage at Rhaken: "..."
  92. [05:00:56:31] <12@Rhaken> "What?"
  93. [05:00:57:06] <12~suomynona> Archmage: "Well, if you require lodging, it is available. How do you foreigners pay for stuff?"
  94. [05:00:57:15] <12~suomynona> Enzu wouldn't know, his clan doesn't use currency.
  95. [05:00:57:29] <12~suomynona> Rhaken's clan tends to use seeds
  96. [05:00:57:34] <12~suomynona> of increasingly rare and interesting plants
  97. [05:00:57:35] <12~suomynona> xD
  98. [05:00:57:40] <12@Rhaken> "I have seeds."
  99. [05:00:57:51] <12~suomynona> The archmage looks at Enzu
  100. [05:00:58:11] <Enzu> "My clan doesnt use currency"
  101. [05:00:58:20] <12~suomynona> the archmage blinks.
  102. [05:00:58:21] <12@Rhaken> "I can also urinate on strangers on command."
  103. [05:00:58:25] <12~suomynona> His two consorts blink.
  104. [05:00:58:33] <12@Rhaken> "Hello, strangers. :D"
  105. [05:00:59:05] <12@Rhaken> HOBOSKILLS: hilarity with bodily fluids
  106. [05:00:59:11] <12~suomynona> The archmage points at the levelled building: "That is the most affordable place in town at present."
  107. [05:00:59:19] <12@Rhaken> "How much?"
  108. [05:00:59:23] <12~suomynona> Archmage: "Free."
  109. [05:00:59:27] <12@Rhaken> "Sold!"
  110. [05:00:59:47] <Enzu> "It will have to do"
  111. [05:01:00:02] <Enzu> "So then Anything else, Sir?"
  112. [05:01:00:29] <12~suomynona> Archmage: "Also, which one of you belongs to this so called... Tempest Clan?"
  113. [05:01:01:36] <Enzu> "That would be me"
  114. [05:01:01:54] <Enzu> "Canus, At your service"
  115. 07[05:01:02:00] * Enzu does a quick bow
  116. [05:01:02:06] <12~suomynona> the archmage hands you a sealed scroll.
  117. [05:01:02:17] <12~suomynona> Archmage: "This is our official diplomatic position. See to it that your leaders read it."
  118. [05:01:02:29] <12~suomynona> Archmage: "Oh, and read the inscription."
  119. [05:01:02:33] <12@Rhaken> scrollbomb
  120. [05:01:02:34] <12@Rhaken> xD
  121. [05:01:02:36] <Enzu> "Yes Sir"
  122. [05:01:02:36] <12~suomynona> there's a small inscription.
  123. [05:01:02:41] <Enzu> read it
  124. [05:01:03:10] <12~suomynona> Opening this before the next full moon (7 days from now) will result in the opener's flammable demise.
  125. [05:01:03:19] <Enzu> LOL
  126. [05:01:03:27] <Enzu> "Understood"
  127. [05:01:03:53] <12~suomynona> Archmage: "Thank you for your time."
  128. [05:01:03:55] <Enzu> suo can i teleport to a known place
  129. [05:01:03:57] <12~suomynona> The archmage walks across the street
  130. [05:01:04:02] <Enzu> "My Pleasure sir"
  131. [05:01:04:06] <12~suomynona> Enzu: It'll take a few days to prepare.
  132. [05:01:04:15] <12~suomynona> The archmage knocks on jalis's door.
  133. [05:01:04:20] <12@Rhaken> xD
  134. [05:01:04:32] <12~suomynona> after receiving no response, he motions to his consorts
  135. [05:01:04:36] <12~suomynona> a sign is nailed to the door
  136. [05:01:04:42] <12@Rhaken> "Dibs on the basement."
  137. 07[05:01:04:51] * @Rhaken dashes to the ruins
  138. [05:01:04:57] <12~suomynona> Sign: "ABANDONED, USE AS TARGET PRACTICE"
  139. [05:01:05:01] <12@Rhaken> xD
  140. [05:01:05:26] <12~suomynona> Rhaken reaches the ruins rather quickly
  141. [05:01:05:45] <12~suomynona> Enzu is busy copying down the sign into his notebook
  142. 07[05:01:05:54] * @Rhaken checks for any access to the basement
  143. [05:01:06:15] <12~suomynona> Rhaken: You check a little too hard, and cast a tunneling spell to create access.
  144. [05:01:07:02] <Enzu> suomynona ice=water?
  145. [05:01:07:12] <12~suomynona> not for Tempest, no
  146. [05:01:07:14] <12~suomynona> some clans, yes
  147. [05:01:07:21] <12@Rhaken> "Basement. :D"
  148. [05:01:07:24] <12~suomynona> hail, on the other hand, is included.
  149. [05:01:07:25] <12~suomynona> xD
  150. 07[05:01:07:31] * @Rhaken has a looksee down there with darkvision
  151. [05:01:07:50] <12~suomynona> Rhaken: It seems oddly familiar.
  152. [05:01:07:54] <12~suomynona> Like the place you slept last night
  153. 07[05:01:08:14] * @Rhaken looks around for a bindle
  154. [05:01:08:51] <12~suomynona> Rhaken looks in his right hand
  155. [05:01:09:34] <12@Rhaken> "Just as planned."
  156. 07[05:01:09:49] * @Rhaken finds himself a damp corner
  157. 07[05:01:10:21] * Enzu finds someplace flat to rest
  158. [05:01:10:31] <12~suomynona> Rhaken finds himself a dark, damp corner
  159. 07[05:01:10:52] * @Rhaken checks himself for hunger and thirst
  160. [05:01:11:13] <12~suomynona> Enzu finds himself a cozy slab of concrete that laid itself horizontally as the building fell
  161. [05:01:11:36] <12~suomynona> Rhaken: Not doing too bad.
  162. [05:01:11:49] <12~suomynona> You figure that you can grab something from the market tomorrow. Or grow your own
  163. [05:01:11:52] <12~suomynona> you still have a handful of seeds
  164. [05:01:12:07] <Enzu> for the record i plan on teleporting home
  165. 07[05:01:12:08] * @Rhaken tries to detect spores in the basement
  166. [05:01:12:10] <Enzu> ASAP
  167. [05:01:12:26] <Enzu> so appropriate preperations in the future
  168. [05:01:12:31] <Enzu> after some rest
  169. [05:01:13:01] <12~suomynona> done
  170. [05:01:13:06] <12~suomynona> The next day, Enzu wakes up first
  171. [05:01:13:16] <12~suomynona> Enzu woken up to being rained on.
  172. [05:01:13:24] <12@Rhaken> lol
  173. [05:01:13:26] <12~suomynona> not really that unpleasant for a water mage
  174. 07[05:01:13:39] * Enzu keeps dry
  175. [05:01:13:46] <Enzu> whilst standing in the rain
  176. [05:01:13:54] <12~suomynona> leave that to the fire magi
  177. [05:01:13:55] <12~suomynona> xD
  178. [05:01:13:58] <12@Rhaken> xD
  179. [05:01:14:04] <Enzu> Lol
  180. [05:01:14:10] <Enzu> anyway
  181. [05:01:14:13] <Enzu> preperations
  182. [05:01:14:14] <12~suomynona> most of your fun stuff involves not keeping dry
  183. [05:01:14:16] <12@Rhaken> as a plus, those can make clam chowder at the same time
  184. [05:01:14:51] <12~suomynona> Rhaken wakes up about half an hour later as he sleeptrips on a slippery part of the basement, and wakes himself up by landing on the concrete again.
  185. [05:01:15:38] <12@Rhaken> "I really need to tie myself down at night."
  186. [05:01:16:13] <12@Rhaken> "Now where are my shrooms..."
  187. [05:01:16:36] <12~suomynona> Rhaken pulls out a mushroom.
  188. [05:01:16:42] <12~suomynona> Highly toxic, useful in a certain spell
  189. [05:01:18:09] <12~suomynona> no other mushrooms available.
  190. [05:01:18:15] <12~suomynona> Enzu: Preparing for the teleport?
  191. [05:01:18:30] <Enzu> mhmm
  192. [05:01:18:56] <12~suomynona> you've created the rudimentary sigil diagram. Now you just need a suitable site to draw it at
  193. [05:01:19:05] <12~suomynona> Preferably rather flatter than a leveled building.
  194. [05:01:19:11] <12@Rhaken> suo: what spell is that?
  195. [05:01:19:15] <Enzu> middle of the street?
  196. [05:01:19:18] <12~suomynona> Rhaken: "Angel of Death"
  197. [05:01:19:20] <12~suomynona> Enzu: Too bumpy
  198. [05:01:19:32] <12~suomynona> Rhaken: It is an area of effect duration kill spell.
  199. [05:01:19:45] <Enzu> how long does it take after i draw that
  200. [05:01:19:46] <12~suomynona> (Duration being about 2 days.)
  201. [05:01:19:49] <Enzu> to teleport?
  202. [05:01:20:01] <12~suomynona> Enzu: Well, you also need some ingredients, which can be stolen or purchased
  203. [05:01:20:03] <12~suomynona> and a lot of mana
  204. [05:01:20:20] <12~suomynona> Once you start the teleport though, it takes about half a stomach-inverting second to actually get to your destination
  205. 07[05:01:20:27] * @Rhaken safely stores said mushroom in his bindle, away from anything edible
  206. [05:01:20:48] <12~suomynona> Rhaken: You wouldn't eat it by accident even if you were asleep
  207. [05:01:20:59] <12~suomynona> Its toxin doesn't spread easily either, and in minute doses you'd be unaffected
  208. [05:01:21:00] <12~suomynona> xD
  209. [05:01:21:12] <Enzu> suomynona what do i need
  210. [05:01:21:13] <Enzu> ?
  211. [05:01:21:39] <12~suomynona> Enzu: A few candles, a bucket of bright blue paint, a few beads, and a 5th spell gem.
  212. [05:01:22:13] <Enzu> start stealing then
  213. [05:01:22:18] <Enzu> since i have no money
  214. 07[05:01:22:21] * @Rhaken checks his hunger and thirst status
  215. [05:01:22:30] <12~suomynona> Enzu: great diplomat.
  216. [05:01:22:30] <12~suomynona> xD
  217. [05:01:22:43] <12@Rhaken> Enzu: how about you do it like they do in your clan and TRADE FOR IT?
  218. [05:01:22:44] <12@Rhaken> <.<
  219. [05:01:22:47] <12~suomynona> Rhaken: You're kind of thirsty.
  220. [05:01:22:49] <Enzu> XP
  221. [05:01:22:53] <Enzu> gah
  222. [05:01:22:53] <Enzu> fine
  223. [05:01:22:57] <12~suomynona> but it's raining outside, so you'll manage
  224. [05:01:22:58] <Enzu> what do i have to trade
  225. [05:01:23:04] <12@Rhaken> \o/
  226. 07[05:01:23:11] * @Rhaken makes himself a watertight bucket
  227. [05:01:23:16] <12~suomynona> Enzu: Robes, the rubble you're sitting on, water, agricultural advantages...
  228. [05:01:23:34] <Enzu> how flat is the city hall floor of this town?
  229. [05:01:23:35] <12~suomynona> Rhaken simply reforms a bit of concrete into a bucket
  230. [05:01:23:43] <12~suomynona> Enzu: Very, but it's public property
  231. 07[05:01:23:53] * Enzu coughs
  232. [05:01:23:54] <12~suomynona> getting a teleportation circle there would involve people not stepping on it
  233. [05:01:23:55] <12~suomynona> xD
  234. [05:01:24:03] <12@Rhaken> or I could use the alternative of summoning a spongy plant I could suck the water from like a true freak of nature
  235. [05:01:24:04] <12@Rhaken> xD
  236. [05:01:24:24] <Enzu> screw it
  237. [05:01:24:27] <12~suomynona> Rhaken summons a batch of coral for a second, and then dismisses it
  238. [05:01:24:33] <Enzu> summon something big and wattery
  239. [05:01:24:42] <12~suomynona> A storm?
  240. [05:01:24:51] <12@Rhaken> "Needs higher pluviometric pressure."
  241. [05:01:24:51] <Enzu> can i ride it?
  242. [05:01:25:00] <12~suomynona> no
  243. [05:01:25:00] <12~suomynona> xD
  244. 07[05:01:25:08] * @Rhaken gathers rainwater in the bucket
  245. [05:01:25:10] <Enzu> wait can i fly?
  246. [05:01:25:12] <12@Rhaken> preferably through a filter
  247. [05:01:25:13] <12~suomynona> yeah
  248. [05:01:25:19] <Enzu> fly home
  249. [05:01:25:24] <12~suomynona> I already told you the dangers of flying
  250. [05:01:25:30] <Enzu> oh right
  251. [05:01:25:40] <12~suomynona> Rhaken: You're rather immune to most toxins
  252. [05:01:25:42] <Enzu> summon storm>fly with it using it as cover
  253. [05:01:25:58] <12~suomynona> Flying in storms is MORE likely to make you crash, not LESS likely
  254. [05:01:26:12] <12~suomynona> it's a case of how much mana you have available to keep yourself from making an abrupt landing
  255. [05:01:26:18] <12~suomynona> summoning things decreases mana, not increases.
  256. [05:01:26:27] <Enzu> valid point
  257. [05:01:26:47] <Enzu> "Hey odd Earth guy"
  258. [05:01:26:54] <Enzu> "What are your plans?"
  259. [05:01:27:02] <12~suomynona> Odd Earth Guy.
  260. [05:01:27:11] <12@Rhaken> "I have plans?"
  261. [05:01:27:28] <Enzu> what is the name of the city where i started?
  262. [05:01:27:53] <12~suomynona> Cykl.
  263. 07[05:01:27:56] * @Rhaken checks his bucket's water contents
  264. [05:01:28:12] <Enzu> "Wanna head for Cykl?"
  265. [05:01:28:31] <12@Rhaken> "Maybe."
  266. [05:01:28:33] <12~suomynona> Rhaken looks at the bucket, looks away, and looks back at the bucket when it's full.
  267. [05:01:28:37] <12~suomynona> (Minor time warp.)
  268. 07[05:01:28:45] * @Rhaken drinks his fill
  269. 01[05:01:28:58] <07Vox> TIME DRUID
  270. [05:01:29:03] <Enzu> Lol
  271. [05:01:29:09] <12~suomynona> not really, just basic rules of magic being applied
  272. [05:01:29:09] <12~suomynona> xD
  273. 01[05:01:29:11] <07Vox> "captain plane-FUCK NO!"
  274. [05:01:29:22] <12~suomynona> Captain Planeswalker!
  275. 01[05:01:29:26] <07Vox> xD
  276. 01[05:01:29:33] <07Vox> sigh
  277. 01[05:01:29:35] <07Vox> one last video to go
  278. [05:01:29:39] <12~suomynona> lol
  279. 01[05:01:29:42] <07Vox> and that's 12 video tutorials
  280. [05:01:29:48] <12@Rhaken> woah
  281. [05:01:29:53] <Enzu> "Well im heading back home if you wanna tag along"
  282. 01[05:01:29:55] <07Vox> all in one recording
  283. 01[05:01:29:58] <07Vox> heavely edited
  284. 01[05:01:30:02] <07Vox> off the top of my head
  285. 01[05:01:30:02] <07Vox> xD
  286. [05:01:30:06] <12@Rhaken> "Where is your home?"
  287. 01[05:01:30:21] <07Vox> oh wait no, two recordings, one has a different resolution
  288. [05:01:30:25] <Enzu> "Cykl"
  289. [05:01:30:29] <12@Rhaken> "And?"
  290. [05:01:30:49] <Enzu> "its a rather boring walk by one's self"
  291. [05:01:30:58] <12@Rhaken> "No, I mean, where else?"
  292. [05:01:31:16] <Enzu> "Thats it really"
  293. 07[05:01:31:23] * @Rhaken blink
  294. [05:01:31:31] <12@Rhaken> "You people are weird."
  295. [05:01:32:01] <Enzu> "Heh"
  296. [05:01:32:08] <Enzu> "Travel aloth then?"
  297. [05:01:32:24] <Enzu> Alot*
  298. [05:01:32:29] <12~suomynona> a lot*
  299. [05:01:32:35] <Enzu> meh
  300. [05:01:32:37] <Enzu> also brb
  301. [05:01:32:49] <12@Rhaken> "That is the definition of hobo, yes."
  302. [05:01:33:07] <12~suomynona> Rhaken notices a presence behind him, slightly antinatural.
  303. [05:01:33:22] <12@Rhaken> "VAT IS DIS MESHUGGAH NA FAKAKTA THING?"
  304. [05:01:33:23] <12~suomynona> In other words, "Naga".
  305. [05:01:33:46] <12~suomynona> Naga is just a guy that follows you around, for reasons you have been unable to comprehend.
  306. [05:01:33:58] <12~suomynona> You've never actually seen him try in a fight though, and he usually fights on your side.
  307. [05:01:34:38] <12@Rhaken> "Oh. Hello."
  308. [05:01:34:41] <12@Rhaken> "Want a bucket?"
  309. [05:01:34:52] <12~suomynona> Naga: "No."
  310. [05:01:35:12] <12@Rhaken> "Suit yourself."
  311. [05:01:36:19] <12~suomynona> Naga is tossing a small, pale gem up and down.
  312. [05:01:36:50] <12~suomynona> It's obviously a spell gem, but there's no clues as to which spell Naga put in it
  313. [05:01:38:00] <12@Rhaken> "You sure you don't want a bucket?"
  314. [05:01:38:36] <12~suomynona> Naga: "It's a bucket. Why would I want a bucket? You're a hobo, your bucket is clearly filled with your sorrows and vomit. Why would I want a bucket of sorrows and vomit?"
  315. [05:01:39:46] <12~suomynona> Naga catches and balances the falling gem on the tip of his finger.
  316. [05:01:39:54] <12~suomynona> A clear sign that he's an air mage.
  317. [05:01:53:12] <Enzu> lol
  318. 07[05:01:53:36] * Enzu scribbles and sketches
  319. [05:01:53:42] <Enzu> h
  320. [05:01:53:47] <Enzu> HE HAS CLOTHES ON
  321. [05:01:53:58] <12~suomynona> *poke Rhaken*
  322. [05:01:54:02] <12~suomynona> lol
  323. [05:01:54:20] <12~suomynona> you look at Naga, and your drawing, and they're nothing alike.
  324. [05:01:54:42] <Enzu> because he has clothes on
  325. [05:01:54:48] <Enzu> "Your interesting
  326. [05:01:54:50] <Enzu> "
  327. 13[05:01:55:04] * @Rhaken (Rhaken@1337-F7776302.netvisao.pt) Quit (Ping timeout)
  328. [05:01:55:05] <12~suomynona> Naga: "Interesting, eh?"
  329. [05:01:55:46] <Enzu> "Indeed"
  330. [05:01:55:56] <Enzu> did i see the gem trick?
  331. [05:01:56:00] <12~suomynona> yeah
  332. [05:01:56:33] <Enzu> "You are the first Air mage i have met"
  333. [05:01:56:38] <Enzu> "Well"
  334. [05:01:56:48] <Enzu> "Like Full air mage"
  335. [05:01:57:13] <12~suomynona> Naga: "You're not familiar with air magi?"
  336. [05:01:57:23] <12~suomynona> Naga: "You must live in a very dull portion of the world."
  337. [05:01:57:38] <Enzu> "Its rather shocking"
  338. 07[05:01:57:46] * Enzu rimshots
  339. [05:01:58:02] <Enzu> "I am usually buried in books honestly"
  340. [05:01:58:22] <Enzu> "Cykl could be full of them and i wouldnt notice"
  341. [05:01:58:30] <12~suomynona> Naga: "Cykl? Tempest?"
  342. [05:01:58:54] <Enzu> "Indeed"
  343. [05:01:59:03] <12~suomynona> Naga: "Bunch of weaklings."
  344. 07[05:01:59:14] * Enzu shrugs
  345. [05:01:59:32] <Enzu> "Depends really on who you come across"
  346. [05:01:59:58] <Enzu> "So who am i talking to?"
  347. [05:02:00:07] <12~suomynona> Naga: "Naga, of Bladewind."
  348. 13[05:02:00:14] * Rhaken (Rhaken@1337-F7776302.netvisao.pt) has joined #drpg
  349. 12[05:02:00:14] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Rhaken
  350. [05:02:00:17] <Enzu> oh god
  351. [05:02:00:26] <Enzu> Bladewind being the clan?
  352. [05:02:00:27] <12~suomynona> Rhaken: Naga introduced himself to Enzu
  353. [05:02:00:28] <12~suomynona> yep
  354. [05:02:00:47] <Enzu> "Canus of Tempest"
  355. [05:02:00:49] <12~suomynona> Rhaken: Just so you know, Naga's clan is Bladewind, and Naga just called Tempest weaklings.
  356. [05:02:00:50] <12~suomynona> xD
  357. 07[05:02:00:59] * Enzu does a quick bow
  358. [05:02:01:13] <12~suomynona> Naga bows in return, as a formality.
  359. [05:02:01:48] <Enzu> "Well then"
  360. [05:02:01:56] <Enzu> "I really should head back to Cykl"
  361. [05:02:02:48] <Enzu> "I was going to teleport but the morons did not send me with anything of value"
  362. [05:02:03:11] <Enzu> "They want good relations with other clans but refuse to adopt a currency"
  363. [05:02:03:15] <Enzu> "Bah"
  364. [05:02:03:44] <12~suomynona> Naga: "Bladewind doesn't have that problem. Then again, our clan is small enough that most people ignore us politically."
  365. [05:02:04:54] <Enzu> "They want us to grow as a clan and politically but refuse to change to meet said goal"
  366. [05:02:05:37] <12~suomynona> Naga scoffs.
  367. [05:02:05:41] <Enzu> "Bah enough politics"
  368. [05:02:05:47] <Enzu> "So where are you heading"
  369. [05:02:06:06] <12~suomynona> Naga: "Just following people around."
  370. [05:02:06:23] <Enzu> "Oh?"
  371. [05:02:06:33] <Enzu> "Follow anyone interesting lately?"
  372. [05:02:06:41] <12~suomynona> Naga points at the hobo.
  373. [05:02:07:03] <Enzu> "i dont see that as interesting really"
  374. [05:02:07:29] <12~suomynona> Naga: "So you're arguing that I should follow you around?"
  375. [05:02:07:36] <Enzu> suo why do i need the blue paint for the tele?
  376. 01[05:02:07:40] <07Vox> brb getting a drink
  377. [05:02:07:45] <12~suomynona> to paint the circle in the first place
  378. [05:02:07:47] <Enzu> "Not neccesarily
  379. [05:02:07:49] <Enzu> "
  380. [05:02:07:50] <12~suomynona> symbology isn't an imaginary science.
  381. [05:02:07:59] <Enzu> i cant use blood or such?
  382. 01[05:02:08:04] <07Vox> i've just done more work on the FAQ than anyone else before me, apart form maybe Fyerrblad xD
  383. [05:02:08:05] <12~suomynona> well you could, but where would you get it?
  384. [05:02:09:18] <12@Rhaken> agh
  385. [05:02:09:19] <12@Rhaken> back
  386. [05:02:09:22] <12~suomynona> k
  387. 07[05:02:11:20] * @Rhaken tick
  388. 07[05:02:11:22] * @Rhaken ticktick
  389. 07[05:02:11:25] * @Rhaken ding!
  390. [05:02:11:31] <12@Rhaken> "Hey, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaitaminnit!"
  391. [05:02:11:41] <12@Rhaken> "Are you implying I'm not interesting?"
  392. [05:02:11:56] <12~suomynona> lol
  393. [05:02:12:07] <Enzu> "You havent proven it wrong is all i am saying"
  394. [05:02:12:41] <12@Rhaken> "So, you were?"
  395. [05:02:13:16] <Enzu> wait what?
  396. [05:02:13:28] <12~suomynona> xD
  397. [05:02:13:39] <12~suomynona> Rhaken is upset that you implied that he wasn't interesting.
  398. [05:02:13:54] <12@Rhaken> suo: actually, that's not really it
  399. [05:02:13:59] <12@Rhaken> as you'll see if Enzu responds
  400. [05:02:13:59] <12~suomynona> well, acting.
  401. [05:02:14:00] <12~suomynona> :p
  402. [05:02:14:05] <12@Rhaken> not that either
  403. [05:02:14:05] <12@Rhaken> xD
  404. [05:02:14:28] <12@Rhaken> and Enzu is clearly post-TESRPG
  405. [05:02:14:35] <Enzu> what?
  406. [05:02:14:36] <12@Rhaken> or he'd be used to the Wuchiness
  407. [05:02:14:38] <12@Rhaken> :D
  408. [05:02:14:40] <12~suomynona> xD
  409. [05:02:14:47] <12@Rhaken> Enzu: just answer the question, aye?
  410. [05:02:14:49] <Enzu> "What?"
  411. [05:02:15:10] <Enzu> "Its like you talk in tounges"
  412. [05:02:15:14] <12@Rhaken> "Were-you-or-were-you-not-implying-that-I-am-not-interesting?"
  413. [05:02:15:20] <12~suomynona> Naga looks at Enzu.
  414. [05:02:15:30] <Enzu> "Yes"
  415. [05:02:15:45] <12@Rhaken> "Ah. Okay."
  416. [05:02:15:47] <12~suomynona> Naga: "Niv'shi nj'lkn jitruthu niv'r olaknijtv-a?"
  417. 07[05:02:15:48] * @Rhaken :)
  418. [05:02:15:57] <12@Rhaken> do I know what he's saying?
  419. [05:02:15:57] <12@Rhaken> xD
  420. [05:02:16:06] <12~suomynona> Not a clue
  421. [05:02:16:14] <12~suomynona> You've heard him say stuff like that before.
  422. [05:02:16:18] <Enzu> "..."
  423. [05:02:16:21] <Enzu> Well then
  424. [05:02:16:24] <Enzu> "Well then"
  425. [05:02:16:32] <Enzu> "I guess i shall head hom"
  426. [05:02:16:36] <Enzu> home*
  427. [05:02:16:44] <Enzu> "Feel free to tag along"
  428. 07[05:02:17:06] * @Rhaken \o/
  429. [05:02:17:25] <12~suomynona> Finally!
  430. [05:02:17:25] <12~suomynona> xD
  431. 07[05:02:17:33] * Enzu hovers about a foot off the ground and heads toward the way he came
  432. [05:02:17:43] <12~suomynona> Enzu: Tiring
  433. [05:02:17:44] <12@Rhaken> I confuse Enzu
  434. [05:02:17:46] <12@Rhaken> therefore I am
  435. [05:02:18:09] <Enzu> suomynona full fledge fly
  436. [05:02:18:18] <12~suomynona> Enzu: Also tiring.
  437. [05:02:18:19] <12@Rhaken> bloody showoff
  438. [05:02:18:25] <12@Rhaken> :P
  439. [05:02:18:27] <Enzu> mhmm
  440. [05:02:18:32] <Enzu> but i am going for speed
  441. [05:02:18:42] <12~suomynona> You'll outrun your companions.
  442. [05:02:18:52] <12~suomynona> well, ok, one of them
  443. [05:02:18:56] <Enzu> wait
  444. [05:02:19:00] <Enzu> they are following?
  445. [05:02:19:04] <12~suomynona> Yes, clearly
  446. [05:02:19:05] <Enzu> suo
  447. [05:02:19:11] <Enzu> air assisted tree hoping
  448. [05:02:19:16] <12~suomynona> Even worse
  449. [05:02:19:22] <Enzu> damnit
  450. 07[05:02:19:26] * Enzu lands and walks
  451. [05:02:19:27] <12~suomynona> Look, walking works and DOESN'T kill your mana supply
  452. [05:02:19:35] <12~suomynona> Which is good in case you get AMBUSHED.
  453. [05:02:19:37] <12~suomynona> Which you just did
  454. [05:02:19:40] <Enzu> LOL
  455. [05:02:19:43] <12@Rhaken> xD
  456. [05:02:19:47] <12~suomynona> Enzu, Naga, and Rhaken are bound for Cykl.
  457. [05:02:19:56] <12~suomynona> Naga stops and looks pensive for a moment.
  458. [05:02:20:04] <Enzu> "Let me guess"
  459. [05:02:20:06] <12~suomynona> Rhaken and Enzu notice disturbances around them
  460. [05:02:20:16] <Enzu> suo
  461. [05:02:20:20] <Enzu> what gem was the area one?
  462. [05:02:20:21] <12@Rhaken> "It wasn't me!"
  463. [05:02:20:23] <12~suomynona> this is in the middle of a forest.
  464. [05:02:20:25] <12~suomynona> Enzu: Tempest.
  465. [05:02:20:35] <Enzu> how large of a area?
  466. [05:02:20:45] <12~suomynona> 4 or 5 mile radius, requires sustaining
  467. [05:02:21:07] <Enzu> "how many?"
  468. [05:02:21:16] <12~suomynona> you figure 4. Rhaken figures 5.
  469. [05:02:21:25] <12~suomynona> Naga knows the right number, but isn't sharing
  470. 07[05:02:21:31] * Enzu pulls out the gem
  471. 07[05:02:21:46] * @Rhaken arms himself
  472. [05:02:21:48] <12~suomynona> Naga: "Don't bother."
  473. [05:02:21:52] <12~suomynona> Rhaken holds his bindle.
  474. [05:02:22:03] <Enzu> "Honestly?"
  475. [05:02:22:03] <12~suomynona> 3 magi in black robes jump us.
  476. [05:02:22:15] <12@Rhaken> "Of course!"
  477. [05:02:22:31] <12~suomynona> Initiative: Naga, Naga, 1 enemy, Naga, Enzu, 2 enemies, Rhaken.
  478. [05:02:22:35] <12~suomynona> Naga skips his first two turns
  479. [05:02:22:37] <12@Rhaken> lol
  480. [05:02:22:38] <Enzu> LOL
  481. [05:02:23:11] <12~suomynona> The first mage focuses energy into a fireball, aiming at the leader of the group, Enzu.
  482. [05:02:23:13] <12~suomynona> Enzu: Reaction?
  483. [05:02:23:19] <12~suomynona> You are a water/lightning mage, after all
  484. [05:02:23:41] <Enzu> lightning bolt through the fireball into the mage
  485. [05:02:23:54] <Enzu> dispelling the fireball hopefully
  486. [05:02:23:58] <12@Rhaken> that may end in horrible burning death for you
  487. [05:02:24:04] <Enzu> it may
  488. [05:02:24:23] <Enzu> do that bolt whilst staying low
  489. [05:02:24:28] <12@Rhaken> I don't see how that's supposed to dispel the fireball
  490. [05:02:24:30] <12~suomynona> the fireball causes a mana disturbance, blocking your attack as it flies forth. It explodes in midair.
  491. [05:02:24:45] <12~suomynona> That explosion was not due to your lightning bolt
  492. [05:02:24:46] <Enzu> that is reall what i figured
  493. [05:02:24:52] <Enzu> the air
  494. [05:02:24:56] <Enzu> fucking naga
  495. [05:02:25:01] <Enzu> right?
  496. [05:02:25:13] <12~suomynona> as Naga already used this turn as well, it's now Enzu's proper turn
  497. [05:02:25:31] <12~suomynona> (Hint: Counter fire with water, lightning won't save you. It might kill the other guy too, but it won't save you.)
  498. [05:02:25:39] <Enzu> Lol
  499. [05:02:25:43] <12~suomynona> (On the other hand, firing lightning as an offense first is a good idea.)
  500. 07[05:02:26:10] * Enzu pushes off the ground jumping using some air to help and firing a lightning bolt at the mage who attacked
  501. [05:02:26:45] <Enzu> dont fire until about 3 feet from the mage
  502. [05:02:26:55] <12@Rhaken> I sense horrible burning death
  503. [05:02:27:01] <12~suomynona> The mage gets a reaction then, and he uses burning hands as a counter.
  504. [05:02:27:13] <Enzu> gah
  505. [05:02:27:26] <12~suomynona> (The advantage of lightning spells is that lightning travels at several times the speed of sound. RANGE is your friend.)
  506. [05:02:27:42] <12~suomynona> (Anything that negates that advantage should not be used with lightning.)
  507. [05:02:28:02] <Enzu> Note to possibly dead self
  508. [05:02:28:28] <12~suomynona> let's see, Enzu received 3rd degree burns over the top 25% of his body.
  509. [05:02:28:45] <12~suomynona> his attack kinda failed
  510. [05:02:28:53] <12~suomynona> (Burning in agony does interrupt spell casting, if that wasn't obvious.)
  511. [05:02:28:59] <Enzu> Lol
  512. [05:02:29:09] <12@Rhaken> "Somebody's gonna need some aloe vera."
  513. [05:02:29:20] <Enzu> "Ahhhhh i fucking read not fight"
  514. [05:02:29:35] <12~suomynona> the 2 other magi take potshots at Rhaken and Naga.
  515. [05:02:29:48] <12@Rhaken> of the firey kind?
  516. [05:02:29:54] <12@Rhaken> fiery?
  517. [05:02:29:58] <12@Rhaken> BURNING
  518. [05:02:30:01] <12~suomynona> The mage attacking Naga uses a scorching ray, apparently of the Solar clan.
  519. [05:02:30:15] <12~suomynona> Naga pulls an air mage stunt and dodges it.
  520. [05:02:30:49] <12~suomynona> Rhaken is being attacked by Fire Flies, a shotgun-firebolt type spell.
  521. [05:02:31:11] <12~suomynona> reaction?
  522. [05:02:31:32] <12@Rhaken> Earth Wall
  523. [05:02:31:52] <12@Rhaken> unless this is just like Dom3 and comes in from above
  524. [05:02:31:57] <12@Rhaken> in which case, Earth Ceiling?
  525. [05:02:31:57] <12@Rhaken> xD
  526. [05:02:32:03] <12~suomynona> A bit more direct, so earth wall would work
  527. [05:02:32:10] <12@Rhaken> so be it
  528. [05:02:32:12] <12~suomynona> but not enough time to construct one proper, so you use Raise Earth instead, which makes it a bit of a gravel layer between you and the attack
  529. [05:02:32:21] <12@Rhaken> works for me
  530. [05:02:32:23] <12~suomynona> It works well enough, you not have some superheated gravel
  531. [05:02:32:24] <12~suomynona> xD
  532. [05:02:32:26] <12~suomynona> now*
  533. [05:02:32:38] <12~suomynona> your turn
  534. [05:02:32:47] <12@Rhaken> 3 words
  535. [05:02:32:51] <12@Rhaken> VINEY CROTCH STABBING
  536. [05:02:33:01] <12@Rhaken> at whoever attacked me
  537. [05:02:33:09] <12~suomynona> lol
  538. [05:02:33:15] <12@Rhaken> straight up from below
  539. [05:02:33:20] <12~suomynona> You throw a seed at them.
  540. [05:02:33:22] <12@Rhaken> should give him pause for thought
  541. [05:02:33:25] <12~suomynona> The seed lands on their skin.
  542. [05:02:33:29] <12@Rhaken> oh dear
  543. [05:02:34:02] <12~suomynona> You use a bit of the knowledge you learned from dabbling over the grimoire of a blood mage once
  544. [05:02:34:12] <12~suomynona> The results? Well, the guy is now covered in flowers.
  545. [05:02:34:21] <12~suomynona> These flowers blossoming from vines that are protuding from his skin.
  546. [05:02:34:26] <12@Rhaken> OW
  547. [05:02:34:28] <12@Rhaken> FUCKING OW
  548. [05:02:34:29] <12~suomynona> He is, needless to say, dead.
  549. [05:02:34:33] <Enzu> LOL
  550. [05:02:34:39] <Enzu> Drui-ZOMBIE
  551. [05:02:34:40] <12@Rhaken> and possibly still in pain
  552. [05:02:35:18] <12~suomynona> Naga's turns.
  553. [05:02:35:37] <12~suomynona> Naga charges the guy who tried to hit him with a scorching ray
  554. [05:02:35:47] <12~suomynona> rather slow, for Naga's standards.
  555. [05:02:35:47] <12~suomynona> xD
  556. [05:02:36:12] <12~suomynona> Naga goes to haymaker the guy in the jaw.
  557. [05:02:36:22] <12~suomynona> The mage dodges to the side easily.
  558. [05:02:36:24] <12~suomynona> The mage is decapitated.
  559. [05:02:36:39] <12~suomynona> Naga isn't a member of Bladewind because he relies on physical contact.
  560. [05:02:36:40] <12~suomynona> xD
  561. [05:02:37:10] <12~suomynona> the last mage is a teeny bit low on mana after two spells
  562. [05:02:37:23] <12~suomynona> not so low, however, that he'll ignore Naga.
  563. [05:02:37:40] <12~suomynona> He goes for a battlefield control spell, and summons a small fire elemental.
  564. [05:02:38:17] <12~suomynona> he apparently commanded the fire elemental to attack Naga, as it darts towards the air mage.
  565. [05:02:38:30] <12~suomynona> Naga hops from side to side to avoid the fire elemental's touch.
  566. [05:02:38:32] <12~suomynona> Rhaken's turn
  567. [05:02:39:56] <12@Rhaken> how far from the mage is the viney corpse?
  568. [05:02:41:44] <12@Rhaken> suo?
  569. [05:02:41:55] <12~suomynona> Rhaken: About 10, 15 feet
  570. [05:02:42:02] <12~suomynona> if you want to extend it, a bit beyond your capabilities
  571. [05:02:42:16] <12@Rhaken> no problem
  572. [05:02:42:27] <12@Rhaken> what's the ground under him made of?
  573. [05:02:44:16] <12~suomynona> Dirt, fairly solid
  574. [05:02:44:24] <12~suomynona> A bit clay based, little sand.
  575. [05:02:44:30] <12~suomynona> Not exactly stone
  576. [05:02:44:39] <12@Rhaken> solid enough to break his knees in gruesome fashion?
  577. [05:02:44:45] <12~suomynona> In other words, if you animated it into a golem, it'd be classified as a clay golem
  578. [05:02:44:57] <12~suomynona> Sure.
  579. [05:02:45:05] <12@Rhaken> let's do that then
  580. [05:02:45:06] <12~suomynona> Then again, you can do that with sand if you try hard enough
  581. [05:02:45:07] <12~suomynona> xD
  582. [05:02:45:11] <12~suomynona> how?
  583. [05:02:46:34] <12@Rhaken> Raise Earth, I presume
  584. [05:02:46:37] <12@Rhaken> and goddammit, brb
  585. [05:02:46:49] <12~suomynona> huh, wouldn't be consistent enough.
  586. [05:02:47:13] <12~suomynona> I suggest Lower Earth, Form Cage, Collapse.
  587. [05:02:47:40] <12~suomynona> You drop the earth out from under the guy, and he's stuck in a waist high pit
  588. [05:02:47:52] <12~suomynona> you don't get the rest of your turn before Naga does, so...
  589. [05:02:48:11] <12~suomynona> The guy is suddenly looking directly forward, and slightly up, at Naga.
  590. [05:02:48:19] <12~suomynona> Naga is crouching and smiling at the guy.
  591. [05:02:49:16] <12~suomynona> You hear a slight whistling noise emanating from above Naga's right hand, and Naga's facial expression is essentially equivalent to "Move and die, stay still and keep your vital organs in one piece."
  592. [05:02:54:53] <12@Rhaken> "Do what his face says."
  593. [05:02:56:05] <12@Rhaken> suopoke
  594. [05:02:56:26] <12~suomynona> The mage nods after realizing that the whistling noise is coming from a spell capable of grinding granite into fine sand.
  595. [05:02:56:58] <12@Rhaken> eep
  596. [05:02:57:39] <12~suomynona> this is not the most excessive spell you've ever seen Naga used
  597. [05:02:59:15] <12@Rhaken> "You take care of that. I've got a burn victim to treat."
  598. [05:02:59:24] <12@Rhaken> "Or bury, depending on his current state of existence."
  599. [05:02:59:25] <12~suomynona> Naga: "Alrighty."
  600. [05:02:59:28] <12~suomynona> treat
  601. [05:02:59:31] <12~suomynona> he's perfectly curable
  602. [05:02:59:36] <12~suomynona> Just a bit toasty on the outside
  603. [05:02:59:38] <12@Rhaken> commence the treatment!
  604. [05:02:59:54] <12@Rhaken> ...surgical gloves in bindle? xD
  605. [05:03:00:02] <12~suomynona> Rhaken gathers a few items from the nearby trees
  606. [05:03:00:10] <12~suomynona> he then applies them in a medicine to Enzu.
  607. [05:03:00:25] <12~suomynona> Enzu is healed dramatically, and is now capable of moving, and won't deal with a quarter-body scar
  608. [05:03:00:45] <12@Rhaken> xD
  609. [05:03:01:12] <12~suomynona> Enzu, thankfully, has no idea of what was in that treatment
  610. [05:03:01:18] <12~suomynona> Enzu really does not want to know.
  611. [05:03:01:37] <12@Rhaken> "You suck at implying."
  612. [05:03:03:02] <12@Rhaken> aaaand I'm outta here
  613. [05:03:03:03] <12@Rhaken> nn lads
  614. 13[05:03:03:31] * @Rhaken (Rhaken@1337-F7776302.netvisao.pt) Quit (Quit: VAT IS DIS MESHUGGAH NA FAKAKTA WANG?)
  615. 13[05:03:10:02] * stonewall (lol@1337-906FE35F.dsl.dyn.smithvilledsl.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
  616. 13[05:03:12:03] * ~suomynona (tony@suitable.hostmask) Quit (Quit: Breaking ishi's copyright infringement. Muahahahaha! Wait...)
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