Arvind: inquire about Eleria V Rosa

10:39		numbMedictator joined the memo
10:39	iDea	Hey there.
10:39	numbMedictator	APPROPRIATE GREETINGS.
10:39	missingGuest	We cannOOt lOOck OOn tOO them.
10:40	missingGuest	OOr cOOld nOOt in my previOOs sessiOOns.
10:40	numbMedictator	MY COPLAYERS ARE BEING IDIOTS.
10:40	iDea	Oh. Worth a shot. Sorry 'bout that.
10:40	missingGuest	HellOO.
10:40	iDea	You too?
10:40	numbMedictator	ARE YOURS ALL TRYING TO KILL EACH OTHER FOR ILL-DEFINED REASONS?
10:40	iDea	Are all coplayers morons, or are we just lucky?
10:40	iDea	And not quite.
10:41	iDea	One of 'em's disappeared, so he's probably plotting.
10:41	iDea	But they haven't come to blows just yet.
10:41	missingGuest	Everything is nOOrmal.
10:41	numbMedictator	HERE I AM, PEACEFULLY BREEDING FROGS, AS ONE IS SUPPOSED TO, AND TRYING TO NOT GET KILLED, DESPITE THE PLETHORA OF OHGODWHATS TRAMPLING MY LAND.
10:42	iDea	Ew. Buggy session?
10:42	iDea	And, lemme guess, two or more of your coplayers hate each other for stupid reasons.
10:43	numbMedictator	AND THE TIME PLAYER POPS UP, BLEEDING; AND THE JOY PLAYER IS SHORTLY BEHIND, ARMED WITH AT LEAST SEVEN KNIVES, WITH THE FIRST'S BLOOD ALL OVER THEM.
10:43	iDea	Oh god. Was it at least a timeclone?
10:44	numbMedictator	HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?
10:44	numbMedictator	THE WORLD DOESN'T MUCH LIKE ALL THAT TIME TRAVEL BULLSHIT.
10:44	missingGuest	Why was the JOOy player chasing him?
10:44	iDea	Is your Time player still active.
10:45	numbMedictator	AND ALL THE EXPLANATION I GET IS "SHE FROZE HIS CLOCK!" PRACTICALLY SHRIEKED AT ME BEFORE THE TWO OF THEM VANISH FROM VIEW.
10:45	iDea	...lolwut.
10:46	numbMedictator	WOULD IT REALLY BE SUCH A TRIAL TO TELL AN ADULT AND DOCTOR WHAT YOU ARE DOING, WHAT CLOCK HAS BEEN FROZEN, AND WHY WE ARE CHASING PEOPLE AROUND THE INCIPISPHERE WITH KNIVES?
10:46	iDea	Ugh. Time players.
10:46	numbMedictator	I KNEW WHAT WAS GOING ON BETTER WHEN I WAS STILL A PIRATE.
10:47	missingGuest	ClOOck?
10:47	numbMedictator	I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD MISS HAVING TO TREAT FOURTY CHAFED NOOKS A DAY.
10:48	missingGuest	...what?
10:48	iDea	My best guess is he stopped time for someone and our friend the Joy player took offense.
10:48	numbMedictator	THEY ARE BOTH FEMALE.
10:48	iDea	She, then. Sorry.
10:49		ventricularPipefitter has entered the memo
10:49	numbMedictator	AND I CANNOT DENY THAT IT IS ABOUT FUCKING TIME ELERIA STOPPED DOING EXCELLENT IMITATIONS OF RUGS.
10:49	iDea	...but not like this?
10:49	elaborateShenanigans	Right, sorry about that - I'm a bit slow on the replying, I think my Denizen's sending bigger hardware after me.
10:49	numbMedictator	I ALSO CANNOT DENY THAT OUR TIME PLAYER HAS EARNED HERSELF SEVERAL STABBINGS.
10:49	numbMedictator	BUT I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHY.
10:50	ventricularPipefitter	soulHook is dead.
10:50	numbMedictator	WHAT.
10:50	iDea	What?
10:50	ventricularPipefitter	He and Eleria were out together, took a bad injury.
10:50	numbMedictator	OH, OF COURSE YOU WOULD KNOW BEFORE ME.
10:50	ventricularPipefitter	Was there when it happened.
10:50	elaborateShenanigans	Did they get soHo to a quest table or corpsesmooch?
10:50	ventricularPipefitter	He's a god.
10:50	iDea	I'm sorry.
10:51	missingGuest	ShOOld I still be here?
10:51	ventricularPipefitter	It...it /shouldn't/ have been a circumstance or injury that'd keep him down.
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10:51	ventricularPipefitter	It's fine.
10:51	ventricularPipefitter	We kept vigil for an hour, and...
10:51	ventricularPipefitter	Well, she went to find the Clock Room.
10:51	iDea	Nothing?
10:51	numbMedictator	DO YOU KNOW WHY ELERIA IS STALKING ROSA WHILE ARMED TO THE TENTACLES.
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10:51	elaborateShenanigans	.../damn/.
10:51		spacetimeCounselor connected to memo.
10:51	elaborateShenanigans	My sympathies, man.
10:51	ventricularPipefitter	During that hour, Rosa had appeared, said he was gone, and took his weapons, the shiny-crochet hooks.
10:51	missingGuest	ClOOck rOOm?
10:51	elaborateShenanigans	...shiny crochet hoo
10:51	ventricularPipefitter	I'll tell you later.
10:52	ventricularPipefitter	Zephyr's weird, Shens.
10:52		elaborateShenanigans has been forcibly disconnected.
10:52	ventricularPipefitter	So. Eleria returns online, screaming that Rosa's time-frozen his clock, and you have it as you see it now.
10:52	iDea	...!
10:52	numbMedictator	HMM.
10:52	ventricularPipefitter	He may still be destined for death.
10:52		psintegratedFermentation connected to the memo
10:53	psintegratedFermentation	Hello
10:53	ventricularPipefitter	But it remains that what she's done is on the unforgiveable side.
10:53	missingGuest	HellOO.
10:53		elaborateShenanigans connected to the memo.
10:53	iDea	Hey.
10:53	spacetimeCounselor	the heck is going on
10:53	numbMedictator	YES.
10:53	elaborateShenanigans	DAMN ROCKET LAUNCHERS AND ALL THEIR SODDING CHILDREN
10:53	elaborateShenanigans	That felt better.
10:53	iDea	ES?
10:53	ventricularPipefitter	I was explaining a clusterfuck to a co-player of two people trying to kill/hunt eachother, and e didn't know why.
10:53	iDea	You okay?
10:53	ventricularPipefitter	The heck is going on with you, Ben?
10:53	missingGuest	There are sOO many peOOple here.
10:53	psintegratedFermentation	I have a question.
10:54	elaborateShenanigans	My arm's on fire and I'm standing in the ruins of what was a /very/ nice restaraunt, but other than that I'm /peachy/.
10:54	ventricularPipefitter	Lotus uses -weird- documentation,y you need more standardized procedures and formas.
10:54	numbMedictator	BETWEEN THIS AND HER AGGRESSIVELY AGGRAVATING BEHAVIOR, I TAKE NO ISSUE WITH ELERIA HUNTING HER DOWN.
10:54	numbMedictator	IN FACT I BELIEVE I WILL ASSIST.
10:54	numbMedictator	PERHAPS I WILL BE ABLE TO GET ANSWERS.
10:54	ventricularPipefitter	Well. That will probably go a ways.
10:54	spacetimeCounselor	well the middle management is mostly barely-controlled teenagers, cut me some slack
10:55	numbMedictator	THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.
10:55	iDea	I have a question first: Will killing her actually solve the problem?
10:55	numbMedictator	IT WILL BREAK THE TIME-FREEZE.
10:55	elaborateShenanigans	PKing is the first step on a very long and bad road, bro.
10:55	ventricularPipefitter	It may not. But they need -answers-
10:55	numbMedictator	HOPEFULLY.
10:55	ventricularPipefitter	That part doesn't require a kill.
10:55	missingGuest	I will gOO.
10:55	ventricularPipefitter	Heh. The Seer network keeps it together. But it throws doubt onto the validity of some of your experimental results, is the thing.
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10:55	elaborateShenanigans	I'll say a prayer for you, bro.
10:55	numbMedictator	PLEASE DO NOT REFER TO ME AS BRO.
10:56	elaborateShenanigans	Sorry. >_<
10:56	elaborateShenanigans	...bra?
10:56	numbMedictator	ARVIND, DOCTOR, OR MEDICTATOR ARE APPROPRIATE FORMS OF ADDRESS.
10:56	psintegratedFermentation	Um, hello?
10:56	numbMedictator	"DOC" IS VAGUELY ACCEPTABLE.
10:56	iDea	...Doc? (snicker)
10:56	elaborateShenanigans	Okay doc.
10:56	elaborateShenanigans	Ah, good news!
10:56	numbMedictator	MY APPOLOGIES, PSINTEGRATED.
10:56	elaborateShenanigans	My arm is no longer on fire!
10:57	ventricularPipefitter	E's not one much for gender, Arvind.
10:57	numbMedictator	PLEASE DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION TO THEIR QUESTION.
10:57	iDea	That is good.
10:57	spacetimeCounselor	yeah i can see why not having everything in MLA citation format or some shit would make my findings invalid
10:57	numbMedictator	I AM ALWAYS ON CALL FOR MEDICAL EMERGENCIES.
10:57	elaborateShenanigans	On the less positive side, I don't think I have much hair left.
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