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- 1
- 00:00:45,292 --> 00:00:47,260
- Imagine if we had
- a million euros.
- 2
- 00:00:47,261 --> 00:00:49,596
- What would you like to do?
- Think of something.
- 3
- 00:00:49,597 --> 00:00:52,632
- Pick anything at all.
- What would you like to do?
- 4
- 00:00:52,633 --> 00:00:54,400
- You've put me on the spot.
- 5
- 00:00:54,401 --> 00:00:55,435
- Anything. Like, come on.
- 6
- 00:00:55,436 --> 00:00:57,837
- I don't know.
- Like, what's the budget?
- 7
- 00:00:57,838 --> 00:00:59,405
- 1 million.
- I just said it.
- 8
- 00:00:59,406 --> 00:01:02,508
- Do you want me to choose
- an activity or an object?
- 9
- 00:01:02,509 --> 00:01:04,777
- Whatever you wanna do,
- just pick something!
- 10
- 00:01:04,778 --> 00:01:06,846
- I don't know! Like, skydiving?
- 11
- 00:01:06,847 --> 00:01:07,847
- Grand.
- 12
- 00:01:07,848 --> 00:01:09,315
- Not a bad idea, go skydiving.
- 13
- 00:01:09,316 --> 00:01:13,253
- I'll get you a plane and a parachute
- and you can skydive whenever you want.
- 14
- 00:01:13,254 --> 00:01:15,555
- Where'd you like to live?
- 15
- 00:01:15,556 --> 00:01:16,456
- Mansion.
- 16
- 00:01:16,457 --> 00:01:18,858
- Mansion, grand.
- We living at City Hall?
- 17
- 00:01:18,859 --> 00:01:20,393
- The Lord Mayor lives there,
- like.
- 18
- 00:01:20,394 --> 00:01:22,428
- Well, yeah, we won't actually
- live IN the City Hall
- 19
- 00:01:22,429 --> 00:01:25,865
- but we'll make a gaff just like
- City Hall, know what I mean?
- 20
- 00:01:25,866 --> 00:01:28,368
- And we put it... we put it there.
- 21
- 00:01:28,369 --> 00:01:29,802
- Yeah, yeah, build our home
- right here.
- 22
- 00:01:29,803 --> 00:01:31,838
- - Looking over the city.
- - Mansion looking over the city.
- 23
- 00:01:31,839 --> 00:01:34,307
- - We'd need a butler or...
- - Yeah, to clean the house.
- 24
- 00:01:34,308 --> 00:01:35,775
- We'd get one of them
- fellas like...
- 25
- 00:01:35,776 --> 00:01:37,744
- - Batman?
- - Yeah, he could run the gaff.
- 26
- 00:01:37,745 --> 00:01:39,979
- With his English accent!
- He'd be unbelievable.
- 27
- 00:01:39,980 --> 00:01:43,283
- Imagine waking up
- to that every morning.
- 28
- 00:01:43,284 --> 00:01:43,983
- Yeah, right?
- 29
- 00:01:43,984 --> 00:01:46,486
- "Alright? What's happening?"
- 30
- 00:01:46,487 --> 00:01:49,422
- "Alright, alright?
- What you want for breakfast?"
- 31
- 00:01:49,423 --> 00:01:52,625
- "You want some tea, son?"
- 32
- 00:01:52,626 --> 00:01:55,828
- So cool, right? We could have our
- own cave as well, like the Batcave.
- 33
- 00:01:55,829 --> 00:01:57,964
- - We'd call it the Boys Cave.
- - The Boys Cave.
- 34
- 00:01:57,965 --> 00:02:00,300
- We'd have pool tables,
- pinball machines...
- 35
- 00:02:00,301 --> 00:02:02,001
- - Lava lamps.
- - Loads of lava lamps.
- 36
- 00:02:02,002 --> 00:02:04,337
- - Big gold walls.
- - Big gold walls.
- 37
- 00:02:04,338 --> 00:02:05,638
- - Furry curtains.
- - Furry curtains.
- 38
- 00:02:05,639 --> 00:02:08,608
- Loads of girls with their
- tits out lying across the couch.
- 39
- 00:02:08,609 --> 00:02:10,743
- Like... like Spanish girls?
- 40
- 00:02:10,744 --> 00:02:11,811
- Yeah, yeah! Spanish girls.
- 41
- 00:02:11,812 --> 00:02:15,982
- We'd look like legends
- wherever we went.
- 42
- 00:02:15,983 --> 00:02:17,617
- Sounds amazing.
- 43
- 00:02:17,618 --> 00:02:21,487
- <i>That handsome-looking fella
- there is me, Conor MacSweeney.</i>
- 44
- 00:02:21,488 --> 00:02:23,790
- <i>And that's me best pal, Jock.</i>
- 45
- 00:02:23,791 --> 00:02:24,857
- <i>It's the summer of 2007.</i>
- 46
- 00:02:24,858 --> 00:02:28,628
- <i>We're both 15 and just after
- finishing the junior cert.</i>
- 47
- 00:02:28,629 --> 00:02:30,063
- <i>For any of you not from Ireland,</i>
- 48
- 00:02:30,064 --> 00:02:33,832
- <i>all you need to know is
- it's a load of bollocks.</i>
- 49
- 00:02:35,769 --> 00:02:38,805
- <i>I live on the north side
- of Cork city with me mam.</i>
- 50
- 00:02:38,806 --> 00:02:41,540
- Fuck it.
- 51
- 00:02:41,642 --> 00:02:43,876
- I was...
- 52
- 00:02:43,877 --> 00:02:45,478
- ..having a bad dream.
- 53
- 00:02:45,479 --> 00:02:47,447
- No wonder you're always late.
- 54
- 00:02:47,448 --> 00:02:50,615
- We're leaving in five minutes.
- 55
- 00:02:51,018 --> 00:02:53,285
- Five minutes.
- 56
- 00:03:01,428 --> 00:03:03,596
- And give me two
- for the wife as well.
- 57
- 00:03:03,597 --> 00:03:06,466
- - So four?
- - Give me four.
- 58
- 00:03:06,467 --> 00:03:07,367
- Alright, love?
- 59
- 00:03:07,368 --> 00:03:09,369
- <i>Mam's a fishmonger
- in the English Market.</i>
- 60
- 00:03:09,370 --> 00:03:11,037
- <i>I'm in working with her
- for the summer.</i>
- 61
- 00:03:11,038 --> 00:03:13,439
- <i>We're actually getting on
- better than usual.</i>
- 62
- 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:14,640
- Conor, you fancy doing
- a bit of work?
- 63
- 00:03:14,641 --> 00:03:19,144
- What are you getting paid for?
- Come on. For fuck's sake.
- 64
- 00:03:19,613 --> 00:03:21,814
- <i>Jock is sort of...
- self-employed.</i>
- 65
- 00:03:21,815 --> 00:03:24,951
- <i>Let's just say if you leave
- your bike locked to a lamppost</i>
- 66
- 00:03:24,952 --> 00:03:26,953
- <i>within five miles
- of where he lives,</i>
- 67
- 00:03:26,954 --> 00:03:28,087
- <i>it's your own fault.</i>
- 68
- 00:03:28,088 --> 00:03:30,857
- <i>He's the kind of fella
- who'd do anything for a friend.</i>
- 69
- 00:03:30,858 --> 00:03:33,526
- <i>Like that time I bumped into
- Billy Murphy...</i>
- 70
- 00:03:33,527 --> 00:03:34,727
- Hi, how's it going?
- 71
- 00:03:34,728 --> 00:03:36,596
- Give me your fuckin' phone!
- 72
- 00:03:36,597 --> 00:03:39,698
- <i>..and he wanted to
- borrow me phone.</i>
- 73
- 00:03:41,435 --> 00:03:42,902
- <i>Billy's the local nut job.</i>
- 74
- 00:03:42,903 --> 00:03:45,004
- What school did you go to?
- 75
- 00:03:45,005 --> 00:03:46,105
- - St Pats.
- - St Pats.
- 76
- 00:03:46,106 --> 00:03:50,609
- Did you go to St Pats as well?
- Didn't go to school?
- 77
- 00:03:51,745 --> 00:03:53,980
- <i>Jock found this great site
- on the internet</i>
- 78
- 00:03:53,981 --> 00:03:56,682
- <i>that can make masks
- of anyone you want.</i>
- 79
- 00:03:56,683 --> 00:03:58,683
- Alright, Billy?
- 80
- 00:04:02,556 --> 00:04:05,558
- <i>He then went to nick the bike
- from outside the Garda station</i>
- 81
- 00:04:05,559 --> 00:04:08,428
- <i>which belonged to
- Sergeant Healy.</i>
- 82
- 00:04:08,429 --> 00:04:11,097
- <i>He's a bit like a shit Serpico.</i>
- 83
- 00:04:11,098 --> 00:04:12,665
- - Fuck.
- - Don't fucking move!
- 84
- 00:04:12,666 --> 00:04:15,067
- - Get down on the fucking ground!
- <i>- Healy hates bike thieves.</i>
- 85
- 00:04:15,068 --> 00:04:16,669
- <i>He treats them
- like proper criminals.</i>
- 86
- 00:04:16,670 --> 00:04:19,539
- ..or you're going in the river!
- Get the fuck off the bike.
- 87
- 00:04:19,540 --> 00:04:21,808
- - Get your Micky off my back.
- - Shut the fuck up.
- 88
- 00:04:21,809 --> 00:04:23,709
- D'you understand the reason
- for your arrest?
- 89
- 00:04:23,710 --> 00:04:25,711
- - I do, yeah.
- - Ya prick.
- 90
- 00:04:25,712 --> 00:04:27,613
- <i>When the shades raided
- Billy Murphy's gaff looking</i>
- 91
- 00:04:27,614 --> 00:04:31,818
- <i>for Healy's bike, they ended up
- finding hash plants instead.</i>
- 92
- 00:04:31,819 --> 00:04:34,819
- <i>Shitloads of 'em.</i>
- 93
- 00:04:35,456 --> 00:04:37,623
- <i>Turned into a bit of
- a cat-and-mouse game</i>
- 94
- 00:04:37,624 --> 00:04:39,959
- <i>between Healy and Jock
- after that.</i>
- 95
- 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:42,795
- <i>I'm the only one who knows
- it's him behind the mask.</i>
- 96
- 00:04:42,796 --> 00:04:47,467
- <i>To everyone else in the city,
- he's a legend known only as.</i>
- 97
- 00:04:47,468 --> 00:04:49,434
- <i>Fake Billy.</i>
- 98
- 00:05:05,719 --> 00:05:07,987
- - Alright, lads?
- - Alright, Fake Billy?
- 99
- 00:05:07,988 --> 00:05:11,022
- What the fuck is this?
- Look at him!
- 100
- 00:05:12,826 --> 00:05:14,726
- Get fucked, ya cunt!
- 101
- 00:05:19,666 --> 00:05:21,934
- Alright, Fake Billy?
- How about a shift?
- 102
- 00:05:21,935 --> 00:05:23,401
- Alright, but make it quick.
- 103
- 00:05:30,944 --> 00:05:34,046
- - How do you cook these?
- - How should I know?
- 104
- 00:05:34,047 --> 00:05:36,682
- - You work here.
- - I don't eat any of this shit.
- 105
- 00:05:36,683 --> 00:05:39,417
- You serve in a fish shop
- and you don't eat fish?
- 106
- 00:05:53,700 --> 00:05:55,601
- - What do you eat?
- - Chicken.
- 107
- 00:05:55,602 --> 00:05:57,103
- Chicken. And nothing else?
- 108
- 00:05:57,104 --> 00:05:59,305
- Chicken nuggets, chicken balls,
- chicken burger,
- 109
- 00:05:59,306 --> 00:06:00,940
- deep-fried chicken,
- chicken Kiev,
- 110
- 00:06:00,941 --> 00:06:02,608
- chicken wings, chicken legs,
- chicken soup...
- 111
- 00:06:02,609 --> 00:06:06,511
- Come on, boy!
- What are you waiting for?
- 112
- 00:06:09,716 --> 00:06:11,015
- Scuse me!
- 113
- 00:06:16,056 --> 00:06:18,925
- ..stir-fried chicken,
- chicken tikka masala...
- 114
- 00:06:18,926 --> 00:06:19,992
- Alright, alright, I get it.
- 115
- 00:06:19,993 --> 00:06:21,960
- - You like chicken.
- - Fucking love it.
- 116
- 00:06:27,768 --> 00:06:29,869
- Sorry, lads!
- 117
- 00:06:29,870 --> 00:06:32,071
- You're a barrel of laughs,
- aren't you?
- 118
- 00:06:32,072 --> 00:06:34,073
- - Forget about it.
- - Have a good day.
- 119
- 00:06:34,074 --> 00:06:37,358
- You could at least make
- some kind of effort.
- 120
- 00:06:37,359 --> 00:06:38,711
- I could, yeah.
- 121
- 00:06:38,712 --> 00:06:42,914
- Hey, Conor! Slow this shithead
- down, would you?
- 122
- 00:06:44,718 --> 00:06:46,953
- Get outta the way!
- Move, will you?!
- 123
- 00:06:46,954 --> 00:06:48,286
- Get outta the way!
- 124
- 00:06:48,345 --> 00:07:07,145
- <b>WwW.ZooCine.NeT
- Watch Movies and Series!</b>
- 125
- 00:07:07,608 --> 00:07:08,608
- Bollocks!
- 126
- 00:07:16,683 --> 00:07:19,785
- - Conor, what the fuck?
- - He was being a cock.
- 127
- 00:07:19,786 --> 00:07:21,320
- You're being a cock.
- 128
- 00:07:21,321 --> 00:07:22,755
- <i>Mam had me when she was 16,</i>
- 129
- 00:07:22,756 --> 00:07:24,390
- <i>which was old for
- our neighbourhood.</i>
- 130
- 00:07:24,391 --> 00:07:26,892
- <i>No-one showed her
- how to be a mam,</i>
- 131
- 00:07:26,893 --> 00:07:28,227
- <i>and she's awful at it.</i>
- 132
- 00:07:28,228 --> 00:07:29,762
- <i>So she tries to make up for it</i>
- 133
- 00:07:29,763 --> 00:07:31,764
- <i>by doing things she thinks
- a mam should do,</i>
- 134
- 00:07:31,765 --> 00:07:33,699
- <i>like stitching my name
- in all my clothes.</i>
- 135
- 00:07:33,700 --> 00:07:35,735
- I find another pair of
- his jocks in her room,
- 136
- 00:07:35,736 --> 00:07:37,737
- I'll cut the balls off him,
- do you hear me?
- 137
- 00:07:37,738 --> 00:07:41,073
- Do you seriously think I'm
- riding that dopey-looking fella?
- 138
- 00:07:41,074 --> 00:07:42,642
- Come on!
- 139
- 00:07:42,643 --> 00:07:44,143
- You better be wearing johnnies
- 140
- 00:07:44,144 --> 00:07:46,679
- or I'll be the one
- who cuts them off!
- 141
- 00:07:46,680 --> 00:07:50,816
- <i>Jock got his nickname 'cause he
- only has one pair of underwear.</i>
- 142
- 00:07:50,817 --> 00:07:52,985
- <i>He's forever borrowing mine.</i>
- 143
- 00:07:52,986 --> 00:07:55,153
- Nice one.
- 144
- 00:07:55,155 --> 00:07:58,691
- <i>He's saving up so me and him
- can move out of home</i>
- 145
- 00:07:58,692 --> 00:08:01,226
- <i>and rent a flat in the city.</i>
- 146
- 00:08:02,896 --> 00:08:04,030
- <i>That is, if his old fella</i>
- 147
- 00:08:04,031 --> 00:08:07,332
- <i>would ever stop nicking
- all his savings.</i>
- 148
- 00:08:07,367 --> 00:08:10,235
- What are you doing in here?
- 149
- 00:08:21,148 --> 00:08:22,715
- <i>My old man died when I was four.</i>
- 150
- 00:08:22,716 --> 00:08:24,684
- <i>He was on a building site
- when it happened.</i>
- 151
- 00:08:24,685 --> 00:08:27,619
- <i>Some dickhead dropped a hammer
- off the roof.</i>
- 152
- 00:08:37,230 --> 00:08:40,632
- <i>Jock's mam died only last year.</i>
- 153
- 00:08:43,904 --> 00:08:47,373
- <i>I think that's kind of why
- we get each other, do you know?</i>
- 154
- 00:08:47,374 --> 00:08:48,841
- You need to cut
- closer to the bone.
- 155
- 00:08:48,842 --> 00:08:51,143
- I mean, how many times
- do I have to tell you?
- 156
- 00:08:51,144 --> 00:08:52,745
- You're useless, you know that?
- 157
- 00:08:52,746 --> 00:08:55,147
- <i>We both have shitty
- one-parent families.</i>
- 158
- 00:08:55,148 --> 00:08:57,149
- That's my money.
- 159
- 00:08:57,150 --> 00:08:59,284
- I need it.
- 160
- 00:09:00,053 --> 00:09:03,121
- It's my money.
- 161
- 00:09:28,315 --> 00:09:30,483
- <i>You're watching
- the 1:00 news.</i>
- 162
- 00:09:30,484 --> 00:09:31,784
- <i>And here are the main stories.</i>
- 163
- 00:09:31,785 --> 00:09:33,853
- <i>Police are searching
- the coastline of West Cork</i>
- 164
- 00:09:33,854 --> 00:09:37,857
- <i>for an estimated 440 million
- euros worth of cocaine</i>
- 165
- 00:09:37,858 --> 00:09:39,058
- <i>that went overboard in what is</i>
- 166
- 00:09:39,059 --> 00:09:42,327
- <i>the country's largest ever
- drug seizure.</i>
- 167
- 00:09:42,863 --> 00:09:44,430
- <i>The floating bales of cocaine
- have attracted</i>
- 168
- 00:09:44,431 --> 00:09:47,900
- <i>what the Gardai are referring
- to as 'treasure hunters'</i>
- 169
- 00:09:47,901 --> 00:09:49,301
- <i>hoping to hit the jackpot.</i>
- 170
- 00:09:49,302 --> 00:09:51,437
- - Where's that going on?
- - Three Castle Head.
- 171
- 00:09:51,438 --> 00:09:55,441
- It's the biggest treasure hunt
- in the history of the state.
- 172
- 00:09:55,442 --> 00:09:56,242
- Look at them lads.
- 173
- 00:09:56,243 --> 00:09:59,779
- <i>Gardai warn that any of these
- so-called 'treasure hunters'</i>
- 174
- 00:09:59,780 --> 00:10:01,947
- <i>will be serving
- guaranteed jail time.</i>
- 175
- 00:10:01,948 --> 00:10:03,883
- Are you gonna pay me this time?
- 176
- 00:10:03,884 --> 00:10:07,452
- Don't I always pay you?
- 177
- 00:10:35,115 --> 00:10:38,117
- <i>I've never seen someone
- so passionate about hating</i>
- 178
- 00:10:38,118 --> 00:10:40,419
- <i>as Mam is about hating Jock.</i>
- 179
- 00:10:40,420 --> 00:10:41,453
- Christ.
- 180
- 00:10:41,454 --> 00:10:43,956
- There's loads of animals
- in here, aren't there?
- 181
- 00:10:43,957 --> 00:10:45,457
- It's a market, Jock.
- 182
- 00:10:45,458 --> 00:10:48,360
- <i>Jock, on the other hand,
- loves me mam.</i>
- 183
- 00:10:48,361 --> 00:10:49,995
- Fuck it, Jock!
- 184
- 00:10:49,996 --> 00:10:51,497
- - Does it hurt?
- - Yeah, it does hurt!
- 185
- 00:10:51,498 --> 00:10:54,867
- <i>I tell him she's only joking
- when she says mean things</i>
- 186
- 00:10:54,868 --> 00:10:57,269
- <i>so he doesn't get
- his feelings hurt.</i>
- 187
- 00:10:57,270 --> 00:10:58,504
- - See that?
- - Yeah?
- 188
- 00:10:58,505 --> 00:10:59,905
- That's called a suckerfish.
- 189
- 00:10:59,906 --> 00:11:02,607
- That's gonna be
- your nickname in prison.
- 190
- 00:11:03,076 --> 00:11:06,310
- That's a good one!
- 191
- 00:11:06,546 --> 00:11:07,546
- Your mam's hilarious!
- 192
- 00:11:07,547 --> 00:11:09,248
- Aye, she's always
- having a craic with you.
- 193
- 00:11:09,249 --> 00:11:12,683
- I know, but it's brilliant,
- isn't it?
- 194
- 00:11:14,154 --> 00:11:15,921
- If you're gonna mindlessly
- mimic someone,
- 195
- 00:11:15,922 --> 00:11:19,724
- could you at least pick someone
- who's got half a fucking brain?
- 196
- 00:11:22,596 --> 00:11:23,896
- Alright, mate?
- 197
- 00:11:23,897 --> 00:11:28,132
- Up yours, Mrs MacSweeney.
- I hope you have a shit day.
- 198
- 00:11:29,236 --> 00:11:32,037
- <i>Mam's always going on about
- me mimicking Jock.</i>
- 199
- 00:11:32,038 --> 00:11:34,506
- <i>I mean, yeah, we have
- similar haircuts,</i>
- 200
- 00:11:34,507 --> 00:11:35,641
- <i>but that's just the fashion.</i>
- 201
- 00:11:35,642 --> 00:11:40,678
- <i>Aside from that, we have our
- own individual shit going on.</i>
- 202
- 00:12:06,006 --> 00:12:07,273
- <i>Jock's always coming up with</i>
- 203
- 00:12:07,274 --> 00:12:09,041
- <i>interesting things to do,
- like...</i>
- 204
- 00:12:09,042 --> 00:12:10,409
- Just got hold of
- 100 smoke bombs.
- 205
- 00:12:10,410 --> 00:12:12,543
- Wanna let 'em off in school?
- 206
- 00:12:17,984 --> 00:12:21,086
- <i>And this was the best one yet.</i>
- 207
- 00:12:21,087 --> 00:12:24,056
- That means that one bale
- is worth 7 million euros.
- 208
- 00:12:24,057 --> 00:12:25,391
- - 7 million?!
- - Each one, yeah!
- 209
- 00:12:25,392 --> 00:12:28,527
- Do you know how many zeros
- that is after 7 million?
- 210
- 00:12:28,528 --> 00:12:29,228
- Hundreds!
- 211
- 00:12:29,229 --> 00:12:33,065
- Yeah, fucking thousands of
- zeros! It's so much money!
- 212
- 00:12:33,066 --> 00:12:34,533
- But what if
- we get caught, though?
- 213
- 00:12:34,534 --> 00:12:37,970
- Do you not know the rules
- that govern this country?
- 214
- 00:12:37,971 --> 00:12:39,204
- What?
- 215
- 00:12:39,205 --> 00:12:41,373
- When the forefathers
- founded our country.
- 216
- 00:12:41,374 --> 00:12:43,709
- - Who were they?
- - The forefathers.
- 217
- 00:12:43,710 --> 00:12:47,479
- St Patrick, St Brigid...
- 218
- 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:51,050
- I dunno. Why are you asking me
- these questions, like?
- 219
- 00:12:51,051 --> 00:12:51,984
- Ask the teacher that.
- 220
- 00:12:51,985 --> 00:12:54,219
- Basically, when our forefathers
- founded this country, yeah,
- 221
- 00:12:54,220 --> 00:12:57,990
- they made rules, like
- if you're younger than 16,
- 222
- 00:12:57,991 --> 00:12:59,625
- you're classified
- as a young offender
- 223
- 00:12:59,626 --> 00:13:01,560
- which basically means
- you can't get in trouble.
- 224
- 00:13:01,561 --> 00:13:03,595
- - So, we're just off the hook?
- - For some reason,
- 225
- 00:13:03,596 --> 00:13:06,031
- they thought our brains
- weren't developed enough,
- 226
- 00:13:06,032 --> 00:13:08,434
- that we wouldn't know
- what we were doing or something.
- 227
- 00:13:08,435 --> 00:13:10,336
- - I know, stupid, isn't it?
- - Spastics!
- 228
- 00:13:10,337 --> 00:13:12,604
- It's basically like
- a get-out-of-jail-free card.
- 229
- 00:13:12,605 --> 00:13:14,406
- I'm trying to find something
- wrong with your plan.
- 230
- 00:13:14,407 --> 00:13:18,310
- It's perfect. Think how easy
- it'd be to find a bale as well.
- 231
- 00:13:18,311 --> 00:13:20,045
- Think how good you are
- at finding stuff.
- 232
- 00:13:20,046 --> 00:13:23,415
- If I was looking for stuff...
- stuff'll be found.
- 233
- 00:13:23,416 --> 00:13:26,251
- This time tomorrow,
- we could be millionaires, like.
- 234
- 00:13:26,252 --> 00:13:28,387
- This is where we are, yeah?
- 235
- 00:13:28,388 --> 00:13:30,289
- That's you, that's me.
- 236
- 00:13:30,290 --> 00:13:31,757
- And this is where the cocaine
- went overboard.
- 237
- 00:13:31,758 --> 00:13:34,126
- Jeez, boy,
- that's fucking miles away!
- 238
- 00:13:34,127 --> 00:13:35,527
- No, it's not, it's like that.
- 239
- 00:13:35,528 --> 00:13:38,130
- You do know it's not
- actually that far, like.
- 240
- 00:13:38,131 --> 00:13:40,132
- I know that.
- I know how maps work.
- 241
- 00:13:40,133 --> 00:13:41,367
- I'll nick us a couple of bikes,
- 242
- 00:13:41,368 --> 00:13:44,235
- we leave first thing
- in the morning.
- 243
- 00:13:44,537 --> 00:13:46,171
- Can we go the day after?
- 244
- 00:13:46,172 --> 00:13:47,573
- No, it has to be tomorrow.
- 245
- 00:13:47,574 --> 00:13:49,475
- The guards'll have it found
- if we leave any later.
- 246
- 00:13:49,476 --> 00:13:52,778
- I have to cover Mam in the shop.
- She's getting her tooth pulled.
- 247
- 00:13:52,779 --> 00:13:54,213
- You're actually telling me that
- 248
- 00:13:54,214 --> 00:13:55,280
- you're not gonna go get
- 7 million euros
- 249
- 00:13:55,281 --> 00:13:58,050
- 'cause you're gonna work
- in the fish shop for the day?
- 250
- 00:13:58,051 --> 00:14:00,352
- You could have everything
- you ever wanted.
- 251
- 00:14:00,353 --> 00:14:02,721
- Mansions, cars, caves and tits.
- 252
- 00:14:02,722 --> 00:14:04,790
- I know, right,
- but I promised her.
- 253
- 00:14:04,791 --> 00:14:06,091
- What excuse am I meant to give?
- 254
- 00:14:06,092 --> 00:14:08,260
- "Me and Jock are heading
- down to West Cork"
- 255
- 00:14:08,261 --> 00:14:09,228
- "to find a bale of cocaine."
- 256
- 00:14:09,229 --> 00:14:11,630
- She thinks I'm stupid enough
- as it is.
- 257
- 00:14:11,631 --> 00:14:15,634
- Boy, this is far more important
- than your mam's gammy tooth.
- 258
- 00:14:15,635 --> 00:14:18,404
- This is monumental.
- 259
- 00:14:18,405 --> 00:14:20,472
- This could be
- the difference between
- 260
- 00:14:20,473 --> 00:14:22,775
- us having an amazing life
- 261
- 00:14:22,776 --> 00:14:26,877
- or us having a really shit one.
- 262
- 00:14:27,747 --> 00:14:29,681
- I'm going either way.
- 263
- 00:14:29,682 --> 00:14:34,452
- If you wanna come, meet me at
- the docks at six in the morning.
- 264
- 00:14:49,669 --> 00:14:51,170
- <i>Did you ever get</i>
- 265
- 00:14:51,171 --> 00:14:52,571
- <i>an annoying splinter
- in your finger?</i>
- 266
- 00:14:52,572 --> 00:14:54,706
- <i>The more you try and get it
- out, the deeper it gets?</i>
- 267
- 00:14:54,707 --> 00:14:58,343
- <i>Well, Healy's the kind of guy
- who'll cut off his own finger</i>
- 268
- 00:14:58,344 --> 00:15:00,412
- <i>just to teach
- that splinter a lesson.</i>
- 269
- 00:15:00,413 --> 00:15:01,380
- Unlocked bikes, trackers.
- 270
- 00:15:01,381 --> 00:15:04,483
- D'you know how much shit
- we're getting because of this?
- 271
- 00:15:04,484 --> 00:15:05,350
- Stealing is stealing.
- 272
- 00:15:05,351 --> 00:15:07,252
- They're using trackers
- on bikes in London.
- 273
- 00:15:07,253 --> 00:15:08,854
- We're London Met now, are we?
- 274
- 00:15:08,855 --> 00:15:10,456
- Did you forget you're in Cork?
- 275
- 00:15:10,457 --> 00:15:12,758
- I took you off bike duty
- three months ago.
- 276
- 00:15:12,759 --> 00:15:14,159
- Yeah, but Fake Billy
- 277
- 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:16,462
- is still on the rampage
- and it's only gonna get worse.
- 278
- 00:15:16,463 --> 00:15:20,532
- Starts off with a bike,
- then a car, then a bus.
- 279
- 00:15:20,533 --> 00:15:22,534
- You gotta stop 'em
- when they're young.
- 280
- 00:15:22,535 --> 00:15:23,735
- If that was the train
- of thought, boy,
- 281
- 00:15:23,736 --> 00:15:27,239
- the thing after that would be
- a tank, then a jumbo jet.
- 282
- 00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:29,573
- Now you see what
- I'm talking about.
- 283
- 00:15:31,411 --> 00:15:34,213
- You think I give a shit
- about Fake Billy stealing bikes?
- 284
- 00:15:34,214 --> 00:15:36,648
- Don't look like you give a shit
- about anything except chocolate.
- 285
- 00:15:36,649 --> 00:15:39,852
- Be very fucking careful now,
- kid. Very careful.
- 286
- 00:15:39,853 --> 00:15:42,855
- What's worrying me at the moment
- is I've cells for a bike thief
- 287
- 00:15:42,856 --> 00:15:46,558
- you put in there, and murder's
- on a waiting list to get in.
- 288
- 00:15:46,559 --> 00:15:48,527
- Enough with
- the fucking bicycles.
- 289
- 00:15:48,528 --> 00:15:51,396
- You're a bit of a loner, Healy.
- It's not healthy.
- 290
- 00:15:51,397 --> 00:15:54,566
- Do you want me to ask the lads
- to take you out for drinks?
- 291
- 00:15:54,567 --> 00:15:57,935
- Maybe hook you up with somebody?
- Would you like that?
- 292
- 00:16:04,177 --> 00:16:08,647
- <i>If you wanna catch a big
- fish, you gotta drop a big hook</i>
- 293
- 00:16:08,648 --> 00:16:11,749
- <i>right where he likes to feed.</i>
- 294
- 00:16:20,326 --> 00:16:22,394
- <i>Mam cooks like she hates food.</i>
- 295
- 00:16:22,395 --> 00:16:25,397
- <i>And the person
- she's cooking it for.</i>
- 296
- 00:16:25,398 --> 00:16:27,798
- What's wrong with ya?
- 297
- 00:16:28,268 --> 00:16:29,935
- Did you have this for dinner?
- 298
- 00:16:29,936 --> 00:16:33,003
- - Yeah, why?
- - You enjoyed it?
- 299
- 00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:34,439
- It's dry, like.
- 300
- 00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:39,610
- Well, put some ketchup on it.
- Jesus Christ.
- 301
- 00:16:40,647 --> 00:16:43,282
- Aren't you lucky I'm here
- to cook your dry Kiev.
- 302
- 00:16:43,283 --> 00:16:45,417
- What would you do
- if I wasn't around?
- 303
- 00:16:45,418 --> 00:16:47,286
- Wouldn't even know
- how a microwave works.
- 304
- 00:16:47,287 --> 00:16:50,923
- - Eat takeaway.
- - How you gonna pay for that?
- 305
- 00:16:50,924 --> 00:16:52,457
- Get a job.
- 306
- 00:16:52,458 --> 00:16:53,792
- Are you taking the piss?
- 307
- 00:16:53,793 --> 00:16:55,494
- Last I heard you were thinking
- of quitting school.
- 308
- 00:16:55,495 --> 00:16:59,130
- - Yeah, I am quitting school.
- - Yeah. 'Cause Jock is, is he?
- 309
- 00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:02,935
- Who's gonna hire you
- without a leaving cert?
- 310
- 00:17:02,936 --> 00:17:08,273
- Dunno, like. Work on a trade
- or be a builder or something.
- 311
- 00:17:08,274 --> 00:17:10,342
- Yeah.
- Like your old man, is it?
- 312
- 00:17:10,343 --> 00:17:11,610
- That turned out well, didn't it?
- 313
- 00:17:11,611 --> 00:17:13,612
- - Fuck's sake.
- - Hang on, Mam.
- 314
- 00:17:13,613 --> 00:17:15,948
- No-one's gonna give you a job.
- Only me.
- 315
- 00:17:15,949 --> 00:17:20,985
- I'm even thinking of firing you,
- you're so fucking useless.
- 316
- 00:17:22,989 --> 00:17:27,292
- - Hey, clear that up.
- - Fuck off!
- 317
- 00:17:27,293 --> 00:17:28,560
- Fuck's sake.
- 318
- 00:17:28,561 --> 00:17:32,563
- <i>And that's how
- most of our meals end.</i>
- 319
- 00:17:55,655 --> 00:17:58,590
- <i>There are two things
- you need for a good adventure -</i>
- 320
- 00:17:58,591 --> 00:18:02,327
- <i>a treasure map and someone
- dumb enough to go with ya.</i>
- 321
- 00:18:02,328 --> 00:18:05,796
- - Oi, kid!
- <i>- Now Jock had both.</i>
- 322
- 00:18:05,798 --> 00:18:08,734
- - Didn't think you'd come.
- - Fucking course I'd come.
- 323
- 00:18:08,735 --> 00:18:11,336
- Thanks, boy.
- Take a look around you.
- 324
- 00:18:11,337 --> 00:18:13,338
- When we get back,
- this is gonna be ours.
- 325
- 00:18:13,339 --> 00:18:15,274
- - We own this place.
- - 7 million euros.
- 326
- 00:18:15,275 --> 00:18:17,843
- - 7 million euros.
- - What are we gonna do with it?
- 327
- 00:18:17,844 --> 00:18:19,678
- - Like, invest it in stuff.
- - Invest the money?
- 328
- 00:18:19,679 --> 00:18:22,848
- - In a business or something.
- - We won't think about that now.
- 329
- 00:18:22,849 --> 00:18:24,816
- Close your eyes. Got a surprise.
- 330
- 00:18:24,817 --> 00:18:26,418
- Alright.
- 331
- 00:18:26,419 --> 00:18:28,453
- What is it, Jock?
- 332
- 00:18:28,454 --> 00:18:30,554
- One second.
- 333
- 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:36,760
- OK, open 'em.
- 334
- 00:18:37,397 --> 00:18:40,197
- Lethal, isn't it?
- 335
- 00:18:40,366 --> 00:18:41,933
- That's a girl's bike.
- 336
- 00:18:41,934 --> 00:18:43,802
- No, it's not. It's a cruiser.
- 337
- 00:18:43,803 --> 00:18:45,871
- It's a cruiser
- with flowers on it.
- 338
- 00:18:45,872 --> 00:18:47,005
- <i>Jock could convince you</i>
- 339
- 00:18:47,006 --> 00:18:49,675
- <i>that his shit tasted beautiful
- if he wanted to.</i>
- 340
- 00:18:49,676 --> 00:18:52,444
- I was around town for ages
- looking for the perfect bike.
- 341
- 00:18:52,445 --> 00:18:53,979
- You ring that and I come to you.
- 342
- 00:18:53,980 --> 00:18:56,315
- It's got the fanny dip thing.
- I don't want that.
- 343
- 00:18:56,316 --> 00:18:57,849
- Fanny dip thing, boy.
- It's got three gears.
- 344
- 00:18:57,850 --> 00:19:00,719
- I thought I'd give this to you.
- You don't have bike miles.
- 345
- 00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:03,388
- Jesus. Talk about
- lack of appreciation.
- 346
- 00:19:03,389 --> 00:19:05,791
- I do appreciate it, boy.
- No, seriously.
- 347
- 00:19:05,792 --> 00:19:06,692
- Fair play to ya.
- 348
- 00:19:06,693 --> 00:19:08,493
- Seriously,
- I didn't realise it was good.
- 349
- 00:19:08,494 --> 00:19:09,761
- I was just judging it
- by its colour.
- 350
- 00:19:09,762 --> 00:19:15,199
- - Did you get the same bike?
- - Nah, slightly different.
- 351
- 00:19:19,639 --> 00:19:20,972
- It's slightly different alright.
- 352
- 00:19:20,973 --> 00:19:24,376
- Listen to this.
- Wasn't even locked.
- 353
- 00:19:24,377 --> 00:19:26,677
- Dickhead.
- 354
- 00:19:35,121 --> 00:19:36,688
- <i>As we headed out of the city,</i>
- 355
- 00:19:36,689 --> 00:19:40,692
- <i>we both knew that
- we were never coming back.</i>
- 356
- 00:19:40,693 --> 00:19:42,494
- <i>Well, emotionally that is,
- anyway.</i>
- 357
- 00:19:42,495 --> 00:19:44,930
- <i>We were gonna change, you know?
- Grow up.</i>
- 358
- 00:19:44,931 --> 00:19:46,832
- <i>Learn how to be men.</i>
- 359
- 00:19:46,833 --> 00:19:48,734
- That's a good strong bridge.
- 360
- 00:19:48,735 --> 00:19:51,602
- <i>And stop doing childish things.</i>
- 361
- 00:19:58,745 --> 00:20:00,011
- <i>Imagine it.</i>
- 362
- 00:20:00,012 --> 00:20:02,914
- <i>61 bales of cocaine
- washing up on the shore.</i>
- 363
- 00:20:02,915 --> 00:20:05,384
- <i>All we had to do
- was find one of them.</i>
- 364
- 00:20:05,385 --> 00:20:06,585
- <i>Nothin' was gonna stop us.</i>
- 365
- 00:20:06,586 --> 00:20:11,089
- My boys are killing me. I don't
- think I can go any further.
- 366
- 00:20:11,090 --> 00:20:12,557
- Yeah, we're only in Bandon.
- 367
- 00:20:12,558 --> 00:20:14,760
- Not even 20 miles
- outside the city, like.
- 368
- 00:20:14,761 --> 00:20:16,628
- Here, I got you this
- to cool you down.
- 369
- 00:20:16,629 --> 00:20:18,930
- <i>When an icepack is unavailable,</i>
- 370
- 00:20:18,931 --> 00:20:21,699
- <i>you gotta improvise.</i>
- 371
- 00:20:24,504 --> 00:20:28,473
- Jesus, boy.
- That's gonna be sticky.
- 372
- 00:20:28,474 --> 00:20:29,574
- I don't care.
- 373
- 00:20:29,575 --> 00:20:32,511
- That's nice now.
- That's all that matters.
- 374
- 00:20:32,512 --> 00:20:33,645
- Stop, stop.
- 375
- 00:20:33,646 --> 00:20:36,448
- - Stop. Stop. Stop.
- - What's wrong with ya?
- 376
- 00:20:36,449 --> 00:20:38,884
- God, my balls are sticking
- to the inside of my leg.
- 377
- 00:20:38,885 --> 00:20:42,120
- - Didn't I warn ya?
- - How much further do we have?
- 378
- 00:20:42,121 --> 00:20:44,923
- - About 50 miles. Yes!
- - Are you serious?
- 379
- 00:20:44,924 --> 00:20:46,491
- I can't pedal like this
- for 50 miles.
- 380
- 00:20:46,492 --> 00:20:49,628
- What are you getting angry at me
- for, boy? It's your own fault.
- 381
- 00:20:49,629 --> 00:20:52,764
- I need to wash me plums off,
- boy. Can we go for a swim?
- 382
- 00:20:52,765 --> 00:20:54,533
- Grand, alright.
- We're literally in.
- 383
- 00:20:54,534 --> 00:20:58,802
- - Wash our balls, and we're gone.
- - Alright.
- 384
- 00:21:02,875 --> 00:21:05,109
- Conor.
- 385
- 00:21:06,179 --> 00:21:08,046
- You busy?
- 386
- 00:21:08,047 --> 00:21:10,048
- I brought you some tea.
- 387
- 00:21:10,049 --> 00:21:13,050
- Sorry about last night.
- 388
- 00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:16,854
- Conor?
- 389
- 00:21:24,664 --> 00:21:27,097
- Conor?
- 390
- 00:21:38,778 --> 00:21:41,513
- Here, these jocks
- are fucking terrible, boy.
- 391
- 00:21:41,514 --> 00:21:43,148
- They strangle my balls.
- 392
- 00:21:43,149 --> 00:21:45,717
- It's Mam.
- 393
- 00:21:45,718 --> 00:21:46,852
- You gonna answer it?
- 394
- 00:21:46,853 --> 00:21:49,621
- Have her call me a fucking
- moron?
- 395
- 00:21:49,622 --> 00:21:52,224
- - No, thanks.
- - Conor, you fucking moron.
- 396
- 00:21:52,225 --> 00:21:54,958
- Where are ya? You promised me.
- 397
- 00:21:56,128 --> 00:21:59,129
- Call me back straightaway.
- 398
- 00:22:03,769 --> 00:22:05,504
- It's definitely deep enough.
- 399
- 00:22:05,505 --> 00:22:08,874
- - How d'you know?
- - You can just tell.
- 400
- 00:22:08,875 --> 00:22:11,276
- But, like, I can see
- the rocks, like.
- 401
- 00:22:11,277 --> 00:22:15,714
- Nah. Perspective is different
- when water is on it.
- 402
- 00:22:15,715 --> 00:22:18,283
- The rocks are actually,
- like, really far down.
- 403
- 00:22:18,284 --> 00:22:20,519
- Magnifies things, water does.
- 404
- 00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:23,655
- - OK, well...
- - You go first, alright.
- 405
- 00:22:23,656 --> 00:22:25,624
- Can you swim, though?
- 406
- 00:22:25,625 --> 00:22:26,525
- Yeah.
- 407
- 00:22:26,526 --> 00:22:29,594
- I can swim, and I can swim
- pretty well, boy.
- 408
- 00:22:29,595 --> 00:22:31,830
- - You can't swim at all.
- - Who told you that?
- 409
- 00:22:31,831 --> 00:22:33,164
- It's going all over
- the place, like.
- 410
- 00:22:33,165 --> 00:22:36,034
- "It's going all over the place?"
- Everyone is saying I can't swim?
- 411
- 00:22:36,035 --> 00:22:39,237
- - Well, pretty much, yeah.
- - That's bullshit, like.
- 412
- 00:22:39,238 --> 00:22:42,073
- Do you not know what people
- call you in school?
- 413
- 00:22:42,074 --> 00:22:43,275
- - What?
- - 'Finding Nemo'.
- 414
- 00:22:43,276 --> 00:22:45,677
- 'Cause he's got
- that fucking gammy fin, like.
- 415
- 00:22:45,678 --> 00:22:47,245
- They don't call me
- 'Finding Nemo'.
- 416
- 00:22:47,246 --> 00:22:51,983
- They call you Nemo. Like,
- 'Finding Nemo's the title.
- 417
- 00:22:51,984 --> 00:22:54,953
- - Fuck off. Do they actually?
- - A little bit, like.
- 418
- 00:22:54,954 --> 00:22:57,122
- All I'm saying is if we go down
- by the steps,
- 419
- 00:22:57,123 --> 00:22:59,591
- you can have a nice little
- paddle, do your own thing.
- 420
- 00:22:59,592 --> 00:23:01,059
- No, we're not going
- in the fucking steps.
- 421
- 00:23:01,060 --> 00:23:06,797
- The old man's gonna think we're
- fucking pussies. Look at him.
- 422
- 00:23:06,933 --> 00:23:08,633
- We need to jump in from here.
- 423
- 00:23:08,634 --> 00:23:11,069
- Alright, if we're gonna
- jump in, though,
- 424
- 00:23:11,070 --> 00:23:13,138
- we better do it together.
- 425
- 00:23:13,139 --> 00:23:15,040
- - OK?
- - Together?
- 426
- 00:23:15,041 --> 00:23:16,641
- Yeah.
- 427
- 00:23:16,642 --> 00:23:17,876
- Fuck it. Alright.
- 428
- 00:23:17,877 --> 00:23:20,410
- - So, on three.
- - Alright.
- 429
- 00:23:27,353 --> 00:23:29,820
- You ready?
- 430
- 00:23:30,089 --> 00:23:34,992
- One... two... three.
- 431
- 00:23:42,168 --> 00:23:45,604
- Hey! There's only 2ft of water.
- 432
- 00:23:45,605 --> 00:23:48,206
- You'll break your legs
- if you jump in there.
- 433
- 00:23:48,207 --> 00:23:51,042
- In God's name.
- 434
- 00:23:51,043 --> 00:23:53,979
- <i>Crime is sort of similar
- to going for a swim in the sea.</i>
- 435
- 00:23:53,980 --> 00:23:56,848
- <i>First you dip your toe in
- and it's a bit cold,</i>
- 436
- 00:23:56,849 --> 00:23:59,718
- <i>but before long you're in
- up to your balls and...</i>
- 437
- 00:23:59,719 --> 00:24:03,220
- - It's actually really warm.
- - So warm.
- 438
- 00:24:03,656 --> 00:24:06,324
- That's it, boy. Come on.!
- 439
- 00:24:06,325 --> 00:24:11,228
- - It's been a while since I swam.
- - OK, just kick your feet.
- 440
- 00:24:11,764 --> 00:24:14,766
- <i>Jock was always
- the one teaching me things.</i>
- 441
- 00:24:14,767 --> 00:24:17,302
- - Fuck off!
- <i>- How to smoke cigarettes.</i>
- 442
- 00:24:17,303 --> 00:24:20,938
- <i>How to shotgun a can of beer.</i>
- 443
- 00:24:21,374 --> 00:24:23,908
- <i>How to pick a lock.
- It was nice</i>
- 444
- 00:24:23,909 --> 00:24:26,244
- <i>to be able to teach him
- something for a change.</i>
- 445
- 00:24:26,245 --> 00:24:27,846
- That's it, boy! You got it!
- 446
- 00:24:27,847 --> 00:24:30,649
- - I'm like a seal.
- - Like a seal.
- 447
- 00:24:30,650 --> 00:24:33,218
- And I'm like a whale.!
- 448
- 00:24:33,219 --> 00:24:36,854
- Argh!
- 449
- 00:24:50,236 --> 00:24:52,103
- Should we go back in?
- 450
- 00:24:52,104 --> 00:24:55,072
- Yeah, come on.!
- 451
- 00:24:58,911 --> 00:25:00,445
- - What's the matter with you?
- - It's Conor.
- 452
- 00:25:00,446 --> 00:25:03,348
- He's gone missing right when
- I need to go to the dentist.
- 453
- 00:25:03,349 --> 00:25:05,016
- - You alright?
- - Aye, typical shit with him.
- 454
- 00:25:05,017 --> 00:25:07,886
- I had a fight and he's gone.
- He's just, you know...
- 455
- 00:25:07,887 --> 00:25:10,221
- What were you fighting about?
- 456
- 00:25:10,222 --> 00:25:14,658
- Do I ask you what you're doing
- with all the fish heads?
- 457
- 00:25:16,762 --> 00:25:17,462
- - No.
- - No.
- 458
- 00:25:17,463 --> 00:25:20,799
- 'Cause it's none
- of my business, is it?
- 459
- 00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:21,966
- No.
- 460
- 00:25:21,967 --> 00:25:24,269
- <i>I learnt everything I know</i>
- 461
- 00:25:24,270 --> 00:25:26,471
- <i>about customer service
- from me mam.</i>
- 462
- 00:25:26,472 --> 00:25:32,509
- Sorry. Here, look.
- Have another fish head.
- 463
- 00:25:32,712 --> 00:25:35,413
- - A salmon one.
- - It's on the house.
- 464
- 00:25:35,414 --> 00:25:38,950
- - Thanks very much.
- - Alright. Go on.
- 465
- 00:25:38,951 --> 00:25:41,652
- Alright.
- 466
- 00:25:57,336 --> 00:26:00,171
- Why do you have
- a little girl's bike?
- 467
- 00:26:00,172 --> 00:26:00,939
- Why do I what?
- 468
- 00:26:00,940 --> 00:26:04,275
- Why do you have a little girl's
- bike with flowers and stuff?
- 469
- 00:26:04,276 --> 00:26:07,278
- I thought you said
- it was a cruiser.
- 470
- 00:26:07,279 --> 00:26:08,947
- It is a cruiser.
- 471
- 00:26:08,948 --> 00:26:10,949
- A girl's cruiser.
- 472
- 00:26:10,950 --> 00:26:13,818
- You're such a liar.
- 473
- 00:26:13,819 --> 00:26:16,420
- Fuck's sake.
- 474
- 00:26:23,496 --> 00:26:26,264
- <i>Ignorance really is bliss.</i>
- 475
- 00:26:26,265 --> 00:26:30,534
- <i>And right then,
- we had shitloads of it.</i>
- 476
- 00:26:56,195 --> 00:26:59,264
- Can you see that bike
- up there as well?
- 477
- 00:26:59,265 --> 00:27:01,266
- - Top of the hill?
- - Yeah.
- 478
- 00:27:01,267 --> 00:27:03,434
- It's been behind us
- for the last half-hour.
- 479
- 00:27:03,435 --> 00:27:05,103
- Now it's starting to get closer.
- 480
- 00:27:05,104 --> 00:27:08,072
- - What are you talking about?
- - Just a bit paranoid, you know?
- 481
- 00:27:08,073 --> 00:27:11,509
- Mind if we take the scenic route
- for the next while?
- 482
- 00:27:11,510 --> 00:27:13,443
- Yeah, sure.
- 483
- 00:27:32,464 --> 00:27:33,998
- Bollocks! He's there again!
- 484
- 00:27:33,999 --> 00:27:36,467
- - Who do you think it is?
- - I don't know.
- 485
- 00:27:36,468 --> 00:27:37,936
- He's too far away. I can't see.
- 486
- 00:27:37,937 --> 00:27:41,039
- It's probably just someone
- going for a bike ride, like.
- 487
- 00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:43,441
- A fast bike ride,
- in our direction.
- 488
- 00:27:43,442 --> 00:27:45,410
- Look, let's not take
- any chances, alright?
- 489
- 00:27:45,411 --> 00:27:48,145
- Time for you to use
- your tall gear.
- 490
- 00:28:02,995 --> 00:28:06,331
- - Hold up, hold up, hold up.
- - What are you doing?
- 491
- 00:28:06,332 --> 00:28:08,166
- Jock?
- 492
- 00:28:08,167 --> 00:28:10,969
- Keep sketch, keep sketch.
- 493
- 00:28:10,970 --> 00:28:14,638
- Just hurry up.
- We're losing time.
- 494
- 00:28:17,543 --> 00:28:20,478
- Jock... Jock, don't, boy!
- 495
- 00:28:20,479 --> 00:28:22,313
- There's a kid's toy in the back.
- 496
- 00:28:22,314 --> 00:28:26,117
- I don't wanna do it either,
- but what choice do I have?
- 497
- 00:28:26,118 --> 00:28:27,285
- We could NOT do it.
- 498
- 00:28:27,286 --> 00:28:30,121
- If it doesn't break first time,
- it wasn't meant to be
- 499
- 00:28:30,122 --> 00:28:33,256
- and I won't
- do it again, alright?
- 500
- 00:28:34,126 --> 00:28:36,860
- OK, go on.
- 501
- 00:28:37,196 --> 00:28:42,232
- It was meant to be.
- 502
- 00:28:44,036 --> 00:28:45,702
- Sketch, sketch!
- 503
- 00:28:58,984 --> 00:29:02,452
- Fuckin' prick.
- 504
- 00:29:04,323 --> 00:29:07,157
- Here. Have a look.
- 505
- 00:29:15,634 --> 00:29:18,201
- Fuckin' prick.
- 506
- 00:29:19,571 --> 00:29:25,709
- So what are we gonna do, Jock?
- He's ruining our holiday.
- 507
- 00:29:27,646 --> 00:29:30,014
- I'm gonna talk to him.
- 508
- 00:29:30,015 --> 00:29:31,049
- What?
- 509
- 00:29:31,050 --> 00:29:32,350
- I saw 'Heat' the other day.
- 510
- 00:29:32,351 --> 00:29:35,586
- You know that film with
- Robert De Niro and Al Pacino?
- 511
- 00:29:35,587 --> 00:29:37,088
- I can't say I do, no.
- 512
- 00:29:37,089 --> 00:29:39,057
- Action movie,
- full of explosions, guns.
- 513
- 00:29:39,058 --> 00:29:40,591
- Class.
- Do you have it on DVD?
- 514
- 00:29:40,592 --> 00:29:42,660
- No, video. Wait.
- It doesn't fuckin' matter.
- 515
- 00:29:42,661 --> 00:29:45,263
- De Niro's the criminal
- and Al Pacino's the cop.
- 516
- 00:29:45,264 --> 00:29:47,432
- Al Pacino spends the whole time
- trying to get De Niro
- 517
- 00:29:47,433 --> 00:29:49,500
- 'cause De Niro's unbelievable,
- he can't get him.
- 518
- 00:29:49,501 --> 00:29:51,436
- - Like, cat and mouse?
- - Yeah, exactly like that.
- 519
- 00:29:51,437 --> 00:29:53,738
- There's a scene
- where they meet in a cafe
- 520
- 00:29:53,739 --> 00:29:55,139
- and set down some ground rules.
- 521
- 00:29:55,140 --> 00:29:57,508
- If I can go in there
- and just talk to him,
- 522
- 00:29:57,509 --> 00:30:01,579
- like fuckin' De Niro and
- Al Pacino does, like man to man,
- 523
- 00:30:01,580 --> 00:30:05,116
- maybe I can fuckin' say,
- "Here, look. Give us a break."
- 524
- 00:30:05,117 --> 00:30:08,720
- "When we get back, we'll pick
- it up and it'll be more fun."
- 525
- 00:30:08,721 --> 00:30:10,755
- You can't just walk in
- and be like,
- 526
- 00:30:10,756 --> 00:30:13,057
- "Wanna have your head
- smacked down, boy?"
- 527
- 00:30:13,058 --> 00:30:14,993
- I'll go up to the table and...
- 528
- 00:30:14,994 --> 00:30:16,995
- No, don't go up. Go down.
- 529
- 00:30:16,996 --> 00:30:18,296
- - Down?
- - Like that.
- 530
- 00:30:18,297 --> 00:30:21,599
- "How's it going?"
- "How's it going?"
- 531
- 00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:23,468
- - That's good.
- - "How's it going?"
- 532
- 00:30:23,469 --> 00:30:24,635
- "Thought we should
- have a little chat."
- 533
- 00:30:24,636 --> 00:30:27,705
- "Thought it'd be good to have
- a little chat. How's it going?"
- 534
- 00:30:27,706 --> 00:30:29,474
- - Yeah, "How's it going?"
- - "How's it going?"
- 535
- 00:30:29,475 --> 00:30:31,609
- "Thought it'd be good
- to have a little chat."
- 536
- 00:30:31,610 --> 00:30:33,478
- Kinda like,
- "I'm not scared of you.
- 537
- 00:30:33,479 --> 00:30:34,545
- - "But I respect you."
- - Yeah, see?
- 538
- 00:30:34,546 --> 00:30:38,483
- "How's it going? Thought it'd
- be good to have a little chat."
- 539
- 00:30:38,484 --> 00:30:41,351
- - Yeah.
- - Alright.
- 540
- 00:30:46,658 --> 00:30:50,293
- I suppose you do look
- a bit like De Niro.
- 541
- 00:31:21,093 --> 00:31:22,293
- How's it going?
- 542
- 00:31:22,294 --> 00:31:25,895
- Fuckin'... I told him
- to nod down, not up.
- 543
- 00:31:26,732 --> 00:31:31,534
- Thought it'd be good for us
- to have a little chat.
- 544
- 00:31:33,338 --> 00:31:34,639
- No, no!
- 545
- 00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:38,109
- - He's wanted by the guards.
- - Fuck's sake!
- 546
- 00:31:38,110 --> 00:31:40,244
- I just wanted a chat!
- That's all!
- 547
- 00:31:40,245 --> 00:31:41,345
- My gosh!
- 548
- 00:31:41,346 --> 00:31:44,649
- Any chance we could discuss some
- ground rules for this chase?
- 549
- 00:31:44,650 --> 00:31:46,350
- - What?
- - I don't know.
- 550
- 00:31:46,351 --> 00:31:47,585
- You could give me a head start.
- 551
- 00:31:47,586 --> 00:31:49,487
- I'm gonna catch you
- and lock you up
- 552
- 00:31:49,488 --> 00:31:51,322
- where you belong,
- you thieving knacker!
- 553
- 00:31:51,323 --> 00:31:55,725
- - Watch who you callin' knacker.
- - Knacker!
- 554
- 00:32:18,584 --> 00:32:20,485
- Fuck!
- 555
- 00:32:20,486 --> 00:32:23,187
- Shouldn't you be spending your
- time chasing real criminals?
- 556
- 00:32:23,188 --> 00:32:24,889
- You are a real criminal,
- you fuckin' moron!
- 557
- 00:32:24,890 --> 00:32:27,258
- Not I'm not!
- I'm just having a bit of fun.
- 558
- 00:32:27,259 --> 00:32:30,795
- Fun? You're nothing but a
- thieving little fuckin' knacker!
- 559
- 00:32:30,796 --> 00:32:33,397
- Yeah, well, chasing me
- is your whole life, boy,
- 560
- 00:32:33,398 --> 00:32:36,700
- and that's pretty fuckin' sad.
- 561
- 00:32:37,236 --> 00:32:39,969
- You little fuckin' prick!
- 562
- 00:32:45,344 --> 00:32:46,210
- What happened?
- 563
- 00:32:46,211 --> 00:32:50,715
- I don't think he's seen
- that movie 'Heat', boy.
- 564
- 00:32:50,716 --> 00:32:51,916
- <i>It was around about then</i>
- 565
- 00:32:51,917 --> 00:32:54,452
- <i>when I started to miss
- working in the fish shop.</i>
- 566
- 00:32:54,453 --> 00:32:57,188
- There, sir, there you go.
- And your change.
- 567
- 00:32:57,189 --> 00:32:58,789
- Lovely. Thank you very much.
- 568
- 00:32:58,790 --> 00:33:01,826
- <i>Sure, I had to put up with
- Mam giving me shit all day,</i>
- 569
- 00:33:01,827 --> 00:33:05,930
- <i>but there are a lot of benefits
- to a steady job, like...</i>
- 570
- 00:33:05,931 --> 00:33:07,698
- <i>..not getting chased
- by a crazy cop.</i>
- 571
- 00:33:07,699 --> 00:33:10,668
- Is that your phone?
- 572
- 00:33:10,669 --> 00:33:11,602
- Yeah.
- 573
- 00:33:11,603 --> 00:33:13,871
- I bet that's how
- he keeps finding us.
- 574
- 00:33:13,872 --> 00:33:16,473
- Come on. Get rid of it.
- 575
- 00:33:30,489 --> 00:33:32,557
- There's this fuckin' weirdo
- trying to chase us.
- 576
- 00:33:32,558 --> 00:33:34,926
- Can we hide in your gaff?
- That be alright?
- 577
- 00:33:34,927 --> 00:33:37,494
- Sorry! Thank you!
- 578
- 00:33:42,501 --> 00:33:45,336
- My name is Detective Tony Healy.
- I'm with the guards.
- 579
- 00:33:45,337 --> 00:33:47,972
- Two lads coming through here,
- where did they go?
- 580
- 00:33:47,973 --> 00:33:51,574
- - Fuck this, man.
- - No! Wait, wait!
- 581
- 00:33:52,844 --> 00:33:55,913
- Must have been
- a different driveway.
- 582
- 00:33:55,914 --> 00:33:59,649
- No-one came through here.
- 583
- 00:34:02,454 --> 00:34:07,725
- Look, I can see the tracks
- leading right up to the door.
- 584
- 00:34:07,726 --> 00:34:11,429
- - I know they're inside.
- - They're from my wheelchair.
- 585
- 00:34:11,430 --> 00:34:12,730
- - You use a wheelchair?
- - Sometimes.
- 586
- 00:34:12,731 --> 00:34:17,801
- When I'm feelin' lazy. Great
- for getting around the farm.
- 587
- 00:34:18,604 --> 00:34:21,239
- Look, I know you're lying to me.
- 588
- 00:34:21,240 --> 00:34:23,741
- And what are you
- gonna do about it?
- 589
- 00:34:23,742 --> 00:34:24,775
- Radio for backup?
- 590
- 00:34:24,776 --> 00:34:26,744
- Those two little thieving pricks
- you've got inside,
- 591
- 00:34:26,745 --> 00:34:29,747
- they're gonna rob you blind,
- and you know what?
- 592
- 00:34:29,748 --> 00:34:31,816
- I hope they do.
- Might teach you a lesson.
- 593
- 00:34:31,817 --> 00:34:36,854
- I have nothin' worth stealing,
- but thanks for the concern.
- 594
- 00:34:36,855 --> 00:34:39,222
- Now fuck off.
- 595
- 00:34:47,966 --> 00:34:50,800
- Fuckin' hell, mate.
- 596
- 00:34:53,338 --> 00:34:54,472
- What's he doing?
- 597
- 00:34:54,473 --> 00:34:56,407
- He's just standing there,
- looking at us.
- 598
- 00:34:56,408 --> 00:35:00,743
- Bet he can go days
- without food or water.
- 599
- 00:35:14,459 --> 00:35:16,861
- Nice of you to drop by.
- 600
- 00:35:16,862 --> 00:35:20,063
- It's been a while.
- 601
- 00:35:20,966 --> 00:35:23,334
- Do you know him?
- 602
- 00:35:23,335 --> 00:35:24,802
- No.
- 603
- 00:35:24,803 --> 00:35:26,937
- You boys hungry?
- 604
- 00:35:26,938 --> 00:35:28,939
- I'm starving.
- 605
- 00:35:28,940 --> 00:35:32,809
- I'm thinking
- of cooking a chicken.
- 606
- 00:35:32,878 --> 00:35:34,478
- I fuckin' love chicken.
- 607
- 00:35:34,479 --> 00:35:41,651
- Good. Go out back and kill
- whichever one takes your fancy.
- 608
- 00:35:43,622 --> 00:35:44,789
- Kill?
- 609
- 00:35:44,790 --> 00:35:48,492
- Get him, get him, get him!
- 610
- 00:35:48,493 --> 00:35:51,661
- Aye! Jesus!
- 611
- 00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:56,534
- Fuck!
- 612
- 00:35:56,535 --> 00:35:58,869
- God!
- 613
- 00:35:58,870 --> 00:36:02,572
- Hey-hey! Whoo-hoo!
- 614
- 00:36:15,821 --> 00:36:17,955
- Go on. Do it.
- 615
- 00:36:17,956 --> 00:36:19,490
- I can't.
- 616
- 00:36:19,491 --> 00:36:20,925
- It's looking right at me.
- 617
- 00:36:20,926 --> 00:36:23,594
- It's just a chicken.
- Stop being a wuss.
- 618
- 00:36:23,595 --> 00:36:26,497
- It reminds me
- a little bit of me.
- 619
- 00:36:26,498 --> 00:36:27,898
- What? How?
- 620
- 00:36:27,899 --> 00:36:30,868
- The way it's staring.
- 621
- 00:36:30,869 --> 00:36:33,971
- You know, sort of
- a confused look, like...
- 622
- 00:36:33,972 --> 00:36:37,742
- ..like it doesn't really know
- what's going on half the time.
- 623
- 00:36:37,743 --> 00:36:40,678
- He's not dyin'!
- 624
- 00:36:40,679 --> 00:36:43,447
- - He's too strong.
- - You need to pull it hard, like.
- 625
- 00:36:43,448 --> 00:36:45,416
- Then he'll start
- bleeding out the front.
- 626
- 00:36:45,417 --> 00:36:47,952
- No, he won't.
- Just pull his neck.
- 627
- 00:36:47,953 --> 00:36:50,019
- One, two, three.
- 628
- 00:36:51,757 --> 00:36:53,090
- - He's dead?
- - He's dead.
- 629
- 00:36:53,091 --> 00:36:55,526
- - He's dead. Alright.
- - Put him in the bucket.
- 630
- 00:36:55,527 --> 00:36:59,862
- Put him in the bucket.
- That's it.
- 631
- 00:37:02,667 --> 00:37:05,335
- He's still alive, boy.
- 632
- 00:37:10,609 --> 00:37:14,645
- What if you hold his neck
- and I pull his body backwards?
- 633
- 00:37:14,646 --> 00:37:17,313
- That sounds fair.
- 634
- 00:37:21,052 --> 00:37:25,655
- As soon as his legs
- stop kicking, pluck him.
- 635
- 00:37:33,899 --> 00:37:37,834
- He did say "pluck him", right?
- 636
- 00:37:39,538 --> 00:37:42,740
- <i>When you live in the city,
- you don't see many animals die.</i>
- 637
- 00:37:42,741 --> 00:37:46,643
- <i>They're all dead
- when they get there.</i>
- 638
- 00:37:47,446 --> 00:37:49,480
- <i>It didn't seem
- to bother Jock much.</i>
- 639
- 00:37:49,481 --> 00:37:53,082
- <i>He had other things on his mind.</i>
- 640
- 00:38:03,195 --> 00:38:06,230
- <i>You know, when you've only got
- one thing on your mind,</i>
- 641
- 00:38:06,231 --> 00:38:08,899
- <i>it can be kind of hard
- to think clearly.</i>
- 642
- 00:38:08,900 --> 00:38:11,034
- <i>You can get tunnel vision.</i>
- 643
- 00:38:11,870 --> 00:38:16,540
- <i>But if you stop
- and open your eyes</i>
- 644
- 00:38:16,541 --> 00:38:18,975
- <i>just for a moment...</i>
- 645
- 00:38:23,682 --> 00:38:28,017
- <i>..you'd be amazed
- at what you might see.</i>
- 646
- 00:38:28,119 --> 00:38:31,054
- The hell is that?
- 647
- 00:38:31,223 --> 00:38:34,057
- Look at that.
- 648
- 00:38:48,273 --> 00:38:50,741
- What is it?
- 649
- 00:38:50,742 --> 00:38:54,177
- And you made me
- throw away my phone.
- 650
- 00:38:55,547 --> 00:38:56,814
- GPS?
- 651
- 00:38:56,815 --> 00:38:59,982
- I knew he had to be cheating!
- 652
- 00:39:00,619 --> 00:39:02,286
- I've got an idea.
- 653
- 00:39:02,287 --> 00:39:06,889
- <i>That was rare enough for me
- so I was delighted with meself.</i>
- 654
- 00:39:40,225 --> 00:39:43,426
- The chicken is lovely,
- isn't it, Conor?
- 655
- 00:39:52,938 --> 00:39:56,607
- It's alright. Leave it,
- leave it. It's alright.
- 656
- 00:39:56,608 --> 00:39:59,310
- Hey, thanks
- for helping us there earlier.
- 657
- 00:39:59,311 --> 00:40:00,611
- Yeah.
- 658
- 00:40:00,612 --> 00:40:01,879
- Yeah, nice that you let us in.
- 659
- 00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:05,114
- Could've been some other
- cranky fucker, you know?
- 660
- 00:40:05,650 --> 00:40:08,117
- What are you staring at?
- 661
- 00:40:09,588 --> 00:40:10,854
- I'm not staring.
- 662
- 00:40:10,855 --> 00:40:12,656
- You're staring straight at me!
- 663
- 00:40:12,657 --> 00:40:14,825
- I'm not staring.
- I'm just looking at you.
- 664
- 00:40:14,826 --> 00:40:16,894
- I'm having
- a conversation with you.
- 665
- 00:40:16,895 --> 00:40:20,898
- Fucking hell, it'd be weird
- if we didn't, like.
- 666
- 00:40:20,899 --> 00:40:23,334
- Do you think this is funny?
- 667
- 00:40:23,335 --> 00:40:25,669
- No, it's... No, sir.
- 668
- 00:40:25,670 --> 00:40:26,837
- Dopey little prick.
- 669
- 00:40:26,838 --> 00:40:29,607
- - Don't call him a dope.
- - Don't you shout at me!
- 670
- 00:40:29,608 --> 00:40:32,276
- I'm not fuckin' shouting.
- I said don't call him a dope!
- 671
- 00:40:32,277 --> 00:40:37,314
- Every time you come down here,
- it is the same fuckin' shit.
- 672
- 00:40:37,315 --> 00:40:38,682
- We've never been here before.
- 673
- 00:40:38,683 --> 00:40:41,986
- I paid for everything.
- I put you two through college.
- 674
- 00:40:41,987 --> 00:40:45,155
- We're 15! I didn't even
- pass me junior cert.
- 675
- 00:40:45,156 --> 00:40:47,725
- - Who do you think we are?
- - For fuck's...
- 676
- 00:40:47,726 --> 00:40:49,126
- You've had enough
- of that now, alright?
- 677
- 00:40:49,127 --> 00:40:52,162
- Fuck you, I've had enough!
- This is my fuckin' house.
- 678
- 00:40:52,163 --> 00:40:55,366
- - I'll drink whatever I like.
- - Sit down and eat your dinner.
- 679
- 00:40:55,367 --> 00:40:57,267
- That's my fuckin' whiskey.
- Give it to me.
- 680
- 00:40:57,268 --> 00:41:00,170
- - Get off me!
- - Give me that fuckin' bottle!
- 681
- 00:41:00,171 --> 00:41:02,471
- Get away from us!
- 682
- 00:41:02,941 --> 00:41:03,941
- Stay back there.
- 683
- 00:41:03,942 --> 00:41:05,943
- Get out of the way,
- you little prick.
- 684
- 00:41:05,944 --> 00:41:07,745
- - Alright, stop, stop!
- - What?
- 685
- 00:41:07,746 --> 00:41:10,114
- - What are you saying?
- - Relax, alright, boy?
- 686
- 00:41:10,115 --> 00:41:12,082
- OK, I'm gonna put the chair down
- 687
- 00:41:12,083 --> 00:41:14,918
- and we're gonna talk, alright?
- 688
- 00:41:14,919 --> 00:41:17,154
- Alright.
- 689
- 00:41:17,155 --> 00:41:18,989
- Stay back.
- 690
- 00:41:18,990 --> 00:41:21,325
- Fuckin' hell!
- Don't touch it, ya cunt!
- 691
- 00:41:21,326 --> 00:41:23,227
- <i>I went through
- all the options in me head</i>
- 692
- 00:41:23,228 --> 00:41:27,063
- <i>and there was only
- one logical thing for us to do.</i>
- 693
- 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:30,834
- Relax! Relax!
- 694
- 00:41:30,835 --> 00:41:32,970
- No, no!
- 695
- 00:41:32,971 --> 00:41:34,371
- I'm here! Look!
- 696
- 00:41:34,372 --> 00:41:37,207
- Look. Stop. Stop.
- 697
- 00:41:37,208 --> 00:41:39,043
- Isn't this a nice comfy chair?
- 698
- 00:41:39,044 --> 00:41:41,679
- - Do you like this? Yeah?
- - Yeah.
- 699
- 00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:43,747
- You've just gotta talk
- to him and he's grand.
- 700
- 00:41:43,748 --> 00:41:46,717
- - Give me the bottle.
- - You can't have that, alright?
- 701
- 00:41:46,718 --> 00:41:49,820
- We'll give you something later,
- like a beer or something.
- 702
- 00:41:49,821 --> 00:41:53,791
- - Alright, alright.
- - See? He wants a beer, boy.
- 703
- 00:41:53,792 --> 00:41:56,092
- Yeah.
- 704
- 00:41:57,328 --> 00:42:00,330
- <i>That night sitting around
- watching telly</i>
- 705
- 00:42:00,331 --> 00:42:01,799
- <i>was the closest we had all got</i>
- 706
- 00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:04,768
- <i>to a normal night in
- for a long, long time.</i>
- 707
- 00:42:04,769 --> 00:42:07,036
- Yeah, that show is very good.
- 708
- 00:42:11,910 --> 00:42:13,844
- <i>I think sometimes
- people do the opposite</i>
- 709
- 00:42:13,845 --> 00:42:17,014
- <i>of what they should do
- when they're lonely.</i>
- 710
- 00:42:17,015 --> 00:42:18,882
- <i>The hide away at work,</i>
- 711
- 00:42:18,883 --> 00:42:22,052
- <i>fight with the people
- they miss most,</i>
- 712
- 00:42:22,053 --> 00:42:23,954
- <i>and they turn to the bottle</i>
- 713
- 00:42:23,955 --> 00:42:28,157
- <i>instead of pickin' up the phone.</i>
- 714
- 00:42:47,412 --> 00:42:50,180
- <i>Imagine you've been
- out all night,</i>
- 715
- 00:42:50,181 --> 00:42:53,083
- <i>no sleep, no food.</i>
- 716
- 00:42:53,084 --> 00:42:55,886
- <i>You're in the same wet clothes.</i>
- 717
- 00:42:55,887 --> 00:42:58,122
- <i>Same stupid face.</i>
- 718
- 00:42:58,123 --> 00:43:00,423
- Fuck...
- 719
- 00:43:01,493 --> 00:43:07,164
- <i>You stuck in there
- in spite of everything.</i>
- 720
- 00:43:07,165 --> 00:43:08,432
- <i>At least when it's all over,</i>
- 721
- 00:43:08,433 --> 00:43:12,035
- <i>you can take pleasure in
- knowing it was all worthwhile.</i>
- 722
- 00:43:12,036 --> 00:43:17,073
- No, no, no.
- No, no, no, no, no...
- 723
- 00:43:21,312 --> 00:43:22,012
- FUC...!
- 724
- 00:43:22,013 --> 00:43:24,448
- Our treasure's waiting
- for us around this corner,
- 725
- 00:43:24,449 --> 00:43:27,317
- but there's gonna be loads
- of guards, drug squad,
- 726
- 00:43:27,318 --> 00:43:29,520
- special forces, helicopters,
- 727
- 00:43:29,521 --> 00:43:31,522
- probably even the army.
- 728
- 00:43:31,523 --> 00:43:33,123
- Should we use fake names?
- 729
- 00:43:33,124 --> 00:43:35,159
- Would you stop
- with the fake names?
- 730
- 00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:39,062
- Look, if anyone asks,
- just say we're on holidays.
- 731
- 00:43:39,063 --> 00:43:42,732
- - Got it?
- - Yeah, got it.
- 732
- 00:43:49,841 --> 00:43:54,443
- Nah, this... this
- can't be the place.
- 733
- 00:44:06,024 --> 00:44:08,992
- Here, sorry.
- Is this Three Castle Head?
- 734
- 00:44:08,993 --> 00:44:13,430
- - Yeah.
- - We're just on our holidays.
- 735
- 00:44:13,431 --> 00:44:15,365
- You should've seen
- the place yesterday.
- 736
- 00:44:15,366 --> 00:44:17,501
- You heard about
- the cocaine seizure?
- 737
- 00:44:17,502 --> 00:44:19,069
- No... no. What was that?
- 738
- 00:44:19,070 --> 00:44:21,238
- Have you been
- hiding under a rock?
- 739
- 00:44:21,239 --> 00:44:24,074
- The guards found
- 61 bales of cocaine.
- 740
- 00:44:24,075 --> 00:44:25,342
- 440 million euro worth.
- 741
- 00:44:25,343 --> 00:44:28,245
- - They got it all?
- - Yep, every last one.
- 742
- 00:44:28,246 --> 00:44:32,448
- There won't be any parties
- in this country for a while.
- 743
- 00:44:32,584 --> 00:44:35,785
- Well, that's not good.
- 744
- 00:44:36,888 --> 00:44:41,590
- FUCK!
- 745
- 00:45:12,490 --> 00:45:15,926
- <i>Jock was taking the news
- that our treasure was gone</i>
- 746
- 00:45:15,927 --> 00:45:16,660
- <i>better than I expected.</i>
- 747
- 00:45:16,661 --> 00:45:20,197
- I'm not crying, boy.
- It's just hay fever.
- 748
- 00:45:20,198 --> 00:45:21,932
- Weren't gonna say nothing.
- 749
- 00:45:21,933 --> 00:45:25,903
- There's so much grass
- around here.
- 750
- 00:45:25,904 --> 00:45:30,339
- The pollen count is really
- high as well at the moment.
- 751
- 00:45:34,312 --> 00:45:36,280
- What's wrong with ya?
- 752
- 00:45:36,281 --> 00:45:40,316
- I've just gotta take
- a wilder-poo, like.
- 753
- 00:45:40,485 --> 00:45:41,518
- A 'wilder-poo'?
- 754
- 00:45:41,519 --> 00:45:44,321
- Yeah, boy, I haven't
- gone since Cork.
- 755
- 00:45:44,322 --> 00:45:46,189
- What's a wilder-poo?
- 756
- 00:45:46,190 --> 00:45:50,193
- It's when you take
- a shit outside, like.
- 757
- 00:45:50,194 --> 00:45:52,162
- You know, a wilderness poo.
- 758
- 00:45:52,163 --> 00:45:56,566
- - A poo in the wilderness?
- - Yeah.
- 759
- 00:45:56,567 --> 00:46:00,436
- Well, just go, then.
- There's no-one here.
- 760
- 00:46:00,438 --> 00:46:02,472
- But you're here, right?
- 761
- 00:46:02,473 --> 00:46:04,174
- I'm not gonna look.
- 762
- 00:46:04,175 --> 00:46:06,944
- I hardly wanna
- see you taking a shit.
- 763
- 00:46:06,945 --> 00:46:09,413
- Alright.
- That's not what I meant.
- 764
- 00:46:09,414 --> 00:46:13,415
- I just need a bit of privacy.
- That's all.
- 765
- 00:46:14,252 --> 00:46:16,919
- I'll be back in a minute.
- 766
- 00:46:21,392 --> 00:46:24,760
- Jesus. Fuck.
- 767
- 00:46:53,992 --> 00:46:56,326
- Jock! Come here.
- 768
- 00:46:56,327 --> 00:46:58,595
- I don't wanna look at your poo.
- 769
- 00:46:58,596 --> 00:47:01,864
- Just come here a second.
- 770
- 00:47:03,301 --> 00:47:05,168
- - What is it, boy?
- - No!
- 771
- 00:47:05,169 --> 00:47:08,537
- Don't say a word.
- 772
- 00:47:11,109 --> 00:47:13,477
- Come on.
- 773
- 00:47:13,478 --> 00:47:16,412
- Be very quiet.
- 774
- 00:47:33,498 --> 00:47:36,199
- Holy shit!
- 775
- 00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:39,336
- He must be
- one of them gang members.
- 776
- 00:47:39,337 --> 00:47:42,571
- Has he got what
- I think he's got?
- 777
- 00:47:44,642 --> 00:47:48,277
- Our treasure.
- 778
- 00:47:48,613 --> 00:47:51,415
- Fuck, yeah!
- You fucker!
- 779
- 00:47:51,416 --> 00:47:53,949
- Fuck.
- 780
- 00:47:58,790 --> 00:48:00,357
- - Yo.
- - Psst!
- 781
- 00:48:00,358 --> 00:48:02,759
- He's alive, but he's passed out.
- 782
- 00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:04,494
- He's bate.
- 783
- 00:48:04,495 --> 00:48:07,830
- Look, he's got a gammy arm.
- 784
- 00:48:11,536 --> 00:48:14,603
- He's got a gammy leg too.
- 785
- 00:48:17,308 --> 00:48:19,708
- He's handicap.
- 786
- 00:48:20,144 --> 00:48:22,612
- Poor fella.
- 787
- 00:48:22,613 --> 00:48:26,149
- That'll make it easier.
- So come on. Give me a hand.
- 788
- 00:48:26,150 --> 00:48:29,186
- I'm not stealing
- from a handicapped fella.
- 789
- 00:48:29,187 --> 00:48:30,387
- He's a drug dealer.
- 790
- 00:48:30,388 --> 00:48:32,355
- What difference does it make
- if he's handicapped?
- 791
- 00:48:32,356 --> 00:48:34,524
- It's like we're being faced
- with Stephen Hawking.
- 792
- 00:48:34,525 --> 00:48:38,361
- This is his chair. You don't
- say, "Let's take his chair."
- 793
- 00:48:38,362 --> 00:48:39,596
- Stephen Hawking?
- Who's he again?
- 794
- 00:48:39,597 --> 00:48:42,732
- The smart guy who's so smart,
- he can't walk or talk.
- 795
- 00:48:42,733 --> 00:48:44,768
- - Do you not know this fella?
- - No.
- 796
- 00:48:44,769 --> 00:48:47,304
- "I am gonna invent
- the universe."
- 797
- 00:48:47,305 --> 00:48:49,573
- He speaks like
- he's, like, sucking in.
- 798
- 00:48:49,574 --> 00:48:51,141
- He's like, "I'm..." Like...
- 799
- 00:48:51,142 --> 00:48:55,644
- This is what we came for.
- We're not leaving without it.
- 800
- 00:49:00,418 --> 00:49:04,421
- He's probably
- holding onto it for warmth.
- 801
- 00:49:04,422 --> 00:49:07,489
- It's cocaine,
- not a hot water bottle.
- 802
- 00:49:08,459 --> 00:49:09,860
- If he wakes up, we're dead.
- 803
- 00:49:09,861 --> 00:49:13,296
- - He won't wake up.
- - Why are you whispering then?
- 804
- 00:49:13,297 --> 00:49:15,265
- I'm not whispering.
- 805
- 00:49:15,266 --> 00:49:18,701
- For fuck's sake!
- 806
- 00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:51,735
- He's freezing, boy.
- We can't just leave him here.
- 807
- 00:49:51,736 --> 00:49:53,336
- When we're far enough away,
- 808
- 00:49:53,337 --> 00:49:57,139
- we'll leave an anonymous
- phone call for the guards.
- 809
- 00:50:19,564 --> 00:50:21,831
- Jesus!
- 810
- 00:50:21,832 --> 00:50:23,800
- Stop yelling! You'll wake him!
- 811
- 00:50:23,801 --> 00:50:26,702
- He IS fuckin' awake!
- 812
- 00:50:26,704 --> 00:50:28,939
- - Arggh!
- - Arggh! Shit!
- 813
- 00:50:28,940 --> 00:50:30,373
- Get off!
- 814
- 00:50:30,374 --> 00:50:33,942
- No! Go... go back
- to sleep, please! Fuck!
- 815
- 00:50:35,213 --> 00:50:37,414
- Fuck! Give me my bag!
- 816
- 00:50:37,415 --> 00:50:41,784
- Go on! Please! Go!
- 817
- 00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:57,234
- <i>I never really believed</i>
- 818
- 00:50:57,235 --> 00:50:58,702
- <i>we would find
- that bale of cocaine.</i>
- 819
- 00:50:58,703 --> 00:51:02,005
- <i>For me, it was just one of them
- adventures you go on,</i>
- 820
- 00:51:02,006 --> 00:51:03,673
- <i>like looking for your G-spot.</i>
- 821
- 00:51:03,674 --> 00:51:05,408
- <i>You don't really
- believe it exists</i>
- 822
- 00:51:05,409 --> 00:51:09,279
- <i>and you're not sure what
- to do with it if you find it.</i>
- 823
- 00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:11,281
- We did it, kid. We did it!
- 824
- 00:51:11,282 --> 00:51:12,648
- We sure did, boy!
- 825
- 00:51:24,629 --> 00:51:26,029
- <i>For Jock, it's different.</i>
- 826
- 00:51:26,030 --> 00:51:30,632
- <i>Finding that coke
- is the only bit of hope he has.</i>
- 827
- 00:52:08,973 --> 00:52:11,308
- Do you wanna have a gasp
- and a drink?
- 828
- 00:52:11,309 --> 00:52:12,676
- I'd really love one. Thanks.
- 829
- 00:52:12,677 --> 00:52:16,612
- Mind the bike
- while I'm doing this.
- 830
- 00:52:33,464 --> 00:52:37,000
- Fuck! Shit!
- 831
- 00:52:37,001 --> 00:52:39,369
- - What the...
- - What's going on?
- 832
- 00:52:39,370 --> 00:52:41,705
- It's gone. It must have
- got cut on something.
- 833
- 00:52:41,706 --> 00:52:42,539
- What do you mean, it got cut?
- 834
- 00:52:42,540 --> 00:52:47,377
- - There's a hole in the bottom!
- - There's a hole in it?
- 835
- 00:52:47,378 --> 00:52:48,712
- - Look...
- - But it's all gone.
- 836
- 00:52:48,713 --> 00:52:50,547
- I don't know where.
- I'm sorry, alright?
- 837
- 00:52:50,548 --> 00:52:53,083
- Seven million euros worth
- of cocaine pour out this bag?
- 838
- 00:52:53,084 --> 00:52:54,784
- How didn't you notice
- it getting lighter?!
- 839
- 00:52:54,785 --> 00:52:57,854
- How didn't you notice it
- coming off the back of my bike?!
- 840
- 00:52:57,855 --> 00:52:59,622
- 'Cause that wasn't
- my fuckin' job!
- 841
- 00:52:59,623 --> 00:53:03,560
- - I gave it to you to look after!
- - You have eyes, don't you?
- 842
- 00:53:03,561 --> 00:53:06,463
- You're some dopey prick,
- you know that?
- 843
- 00:53:06,464 --> 00:53:08,898
- Alright, but don't call me that.
- 844
- 00:53:08,899 --> 00:53:10,834
- Why not? It's what you are.
- 845
- 00:53:10,835 --> 00:53:12,702
- I'd rather be a dopey prick
- 846
- 00:53:12,703 --> 00:53:16,605
- than a devious scumbag like you.
- 847
- 00:54:32,483 --> 00:54:35,117
- It's too fuckin' tight!
- 848
- 00:54:35,653 --> 00:54:38,221
- If it isn't Lance Armstrong!
- 849
- 00:54:38,222 --> 00:54:40,089
- Where the fuck have you been?
- 850
- 00:54:40,090 --> 00:54:43,959
- Here. Do some real police work.
- 851
- 00:54:44,161 --> 00:54:46,862
- Who's next there?
- 852
- 00:54:48,199 --> 00:54:50,967
- I want to report me son missing.
- He's not answering his phone.
- 853
- 00:54:50,968 --> 00:54:56,004
- He's been gone since yesterday.
- That's a photo of him there.
- 854
- 00:55:00,177 --> 00:55:02,512
- I'm gonna catch you
- and lock you up
- 855
- 00:55:02,513 --> 00:55:04,581
- where you belong,
- you thieving knacker!
- 856
- 00:55:04,582 --> 00:55:07,916
- Watch who you callin' knacker.
- 857
- 00:55:13,591 --> 00:55:16,192
- <i>Do you remember
- that prick Billy Murphy?</i>
- 858
- 00:55:16,193 --> 00:55:17,894
- <i>Well, his time
- in the slammer was up</i>
- 859
- 00:55:17,895 --> 00:55:21,064
- <i>and while inside, he had
- a cellmate with a big mouth.</i>
- 860
- 00:55:21,065 --> 00:55:23,132
- Did I hear something
- about a fella going around
- 861
- 00:55:23,133 --> 00:55:24,834
- wearing your face as a mask
- or something?
- 862
- 00:55:24,835 --> 00:55:27,537
- <i>According to this big mouth,
- Jock was flah'ing his sister.</i>
- 863
- 00:55:27,538 --> 00:55:30,707
- <i>Halfway through, he put on
- his fake Billy mask as a joke,</i>
- 864
- 00:55:30,708 --> 00:55:32,609
- <i>but she didn't
- find it very funny.</i>
- 865
- 00:55:32,610 --> 00:55:34,577
- I hear this screamin'
- coming from upstairs
- 866
- 00:55:34,578 --> 00:55:36,012
- from me sister's room - "Arggh!"
- 867
- 00:55:36,013 --> 00:55:38,982
- It was just a joke!
- 868
- 00:55:38,983 --> 00:55:40,683
- "Arggh!"
- 869
- 00:55:40,684 --> 00:55:42,018
- How's it going?
- 870
- 00:55:42,019 --> 00:55:45,021
- - Who the fuck was that?!
- - None of your business.
- 871
- 00:55:45,022 --> 00:55:48,525
- <i>Big mouth put two and two
- together and got five.</i>
- 872
- 00:55:48,526 --> 00:55:53,995
- Fake Billy's real name
- is Conor MacSweeney.
- 873
- 00:55:55,833 --> 00:55:57,867
- <i>Billy Murphy's friends
- consist of people</i>
- 874
- 00:55:57,868 --> 00:55:59,802
- <i>he has previously
- beaten the shit out of</i>
- 875
- 00:55:59,803 --> 00:56:02,871
- <i>and they're too scared
- not to be his friends.</i>
- 876
- 00:56:06,176 --> 00:56:07,143
- Shit.
- 877
- 00:56:07,144 --> 00:56:08,711
- I've been fuckin'
- looking for you!
- 878
- 00:56:08,712 --> 00:56:10,813
- - You little fuckin' prick!
- - Fuck off, will ya?
- 879
- 00:56:10,814 --> 00:56:12,248
- Come here!
- Come here, you little shit!
- 880
- 00:56:12,249 --> 00:56:14,951
- - What are you doing, Billy?
- - You're fuckin' dead!
- 881
- 00:56:14,952 --> 00:56:18,655
- You hear me?
- You're fuckin' dead!
- 882
- 00:56:18,656 --> 00:56:20,690
- Why didn't you fuckin'
- tell me it was him?
- 883
- 00:56:20,691 --> 00:56:23,626
- You're fuckin' useless.
- Yeah, look at the ground.
- 884
- 00:56:23,627 --> 00:56:25,127
- Look at the fuckin' ground.
- 885
- 00:56:45,082 --> 00:56:46,214
- Dad, are you home?
- 886
- 00:56:51,822 --> 00:56:54,489
- Nice of you
- to finally come home.
- 887
- 00:56:54,925 --> 00:56:58,094
- You're not gonna tell me
- where you've been?
- 888
- 00:56:58,095 --> 00:57:01,563
- Back here
- when I'm talking to you.
- 889
- 00:57:15,346 --> 00:57:18,948
- The least you can do is offer me
- some half-arsed excuse!
- 890
- 00:57:18,949 --> 00:57:20,383
- Just leave me alone!
- 891
- 00:57:20,384 --> 00:57:23,485
- What happened to your face?
- 892
- 00:57:25,222 --> 00:57:26,555
- Nothing.
- 893
- 00:57:42,373 --> 00:57:43,973
- Are you alright?
- 894
- 00:57:43,974 --> 00:57:46,042
- Look, I'm grand.
- 895
- 00:57:46,043 --> 00:57:49,945
- Alright?
- I just wanna be left alone.
- 896
- 00:57:56,186 --> 00:57:57,285
- Fine.
- 897
- 00:58:31,955 --> 00:58:35,024
- How are you, love? Is the
- battery pre-charged in this?
- 898
- 00:58:35,025 --> 00:58:37,226
- Should be.
- Stick in the gas canister
- 899
- 00:58:37,227 --> 00:58:40,562
- and you'll hear a pump if it is.
- 900
- 00:58:50,974 --> 00:58:53,375
- What are you making?
- 901
- 00:58:53,377 --> 00:58:56,111
- I'm not making anything.
- 902
- 00:58:56,146 --> 00:58:59,414
- What's the nail gun for?
- 903
- 00:58:59,883 --> 00:59:02,617
- For torturing people.
- 904
- 00:59:14,331 --> 00:59:17,133
- That's good.
- 905
- 00:59:17,134 --> 00:59:19,469
- "Torturing."
- 906
- 00:59:19,470 --> 00:59:23,072
- My husband actually had
- one of them. They're great.
- 907
- 00:59:23,073 --> 00:59:24,741
- Yeah. I'll take that.
- 908
- 00:59:24,742 --> 00:59:28,310
- That's 375, all in.
- 909
- 00:59:30,347 --> 00:59:32,447
- Fuck.
- 910
- 00:59:33,050 --> 00:59:35,450
- I don't have any money.
- 911
- 00:59:38,088 --> 00:59:38,888
- Fsssh...
- 912
- 00:59:38,889 --> 00:59:43,458
- Sorry, love,
- you can't have it, so.
- 913
- 00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:52,301
- Careful -
- without that safety thing on
- 914
- 00:59:52,302 --> 00:59:55,503
- those nail guns are lethal.
- 915
- 01:00:05,415 --> 01:00:08,084
- Arggh!
- 916
- 01:00:08,085 --> 01:00:10,052
- Don't do that.
- 917
- 01:00:10,053 --> 01:00:13,022
- It's stuck in the bone.
- 918
- 01:00:13,023 --> 01:00:14,990
- Arggh!
- 919
- 01:01:19,456 --> 01:01:21,557
- Took you long enough.
- 920
- 01:01:21,558 --> 01:01:25,093
- I'm here now, aren't I?
- 921
- 01:01:34,338 --> 01:01:36,205
- Are you alright?
- 922
- 01:01:36,206 --> 01:01:38,040
- Yeah. Fine.
- 923
- 01:01:38,041 --> 01:01:39,542
- It's actually good timing,
- you know?
- 924
- 01:01:39,543 --> 01:01:43,179
- I was just thinking
- about moving out.
- 925
- 01:01:43,180 --> 01:01:46,815
- Can I get dressed first
- before we go, yeah?
- 926
- 01:01:47,417 --> 01:01:49,684
- Yeah. Sure.
- 927
- 01:01:56,894 --> 01:02:00,029
- Do you get off on that, yeah?
- 928
- 01:02:00,030 --> 01:02:03,566
- What goes on in this house
- is none of your business.
- 929
- 01:02:03,567 --> 01:02:06,334
- Maybe not.
- 930
- 01:02:06,436 --> 01:02:10,238
- But I think I just found
- my new hobby.
- 931
- 01:02:13,043 --> 01:02:14,577
- <i>Calling all Gardai.</i>
- 932
- 01:02:14,578 --> 01:02:20,315
- <i>Be on the lookout for a male
- armed with a nail gun.</i>
- 933
- 01:02:31,194 --> 01:02:33,095
- Made you your favourite -
- 934
- 01:02:33,096 --> 01:02:34,230
- chicken nuggets.
- 935
- 01:02:34,231 --> 01:02:37,133
- No, I've
- kind of gone off chicken.
- 936
- 01:02:37,134 --> 01:02:39,635
- Jesus, what the fuck
- happened to you?
- 937
- 01:02:39,636 --> 01:02:42,270
- Nothing.
- 938
- 01:02:44,675 --> 01:02:49,410
- Are you gonna tell me where you
- were for the last two days?
- 939
- 01:02:50,180 --> 01:02:52,247
- No.
- 940
- 01:03:03,360 --> 01:03:06,362
- Do you think I'm a shit mam?
- 941
- 01:03:06,363 --> 01:03:07,396
- Yeah.
- 942
- 01:03:07,397 --> 01:03:09,931
- Try having a shit son.
- 943
- 01:03:17,040 --> 01:03:18,975
- Go on,
- tell me what I can do better.
- 944
- 01:03:18,976 --> 01:03:22,078
- No, you called me
- fucking retarded last week,
- 945
- 01:03:22,079 --> 01:03:23,379
- and there's no need for it.
- 946
- 01:03:23,380 --> 01:03:26,182
- You can't call your son that
- or he'll grow up with problems.
- 947
- 01:03:26,183 --> 01:03:29,118
- Alright. Stop being a retard
- and I'll stop calling you one.
- 948
- 01:03:29,119 --> 01:03:31,187
- That's exactly
- what I mean, like, wh...
- 949
- 01:03:31,188 --> 01:03:33,222
- I'm messing with you.
- Fucking relax.
- 950
- 01:03:33,223 --> 01:03:35,124
- Yeah, but sometimes
- you're not messing.
- 951
- 01:03:35,125 --> 01:03:38,294
- Just stop calling me
- that kind of stuff.
- 952
- 01:03:38,295 --> 01:03:38,761
- Alright.
- 953
- 01:03:38,762 --> 01:03:40,363
- You have to trust me
- a bit more as well.
- 954
- 01:03:40,364 --> 01:03:43,332
- It's not you I don't trust.
- It's Jock I don't trust.
- 955
- 01:03:43,333 --> 01:03:47,036
- - Why not?
- - Because Jock's a total fuck-up.
- 956
- 01:03:47,037 --> 01:03:48,471
- He's such a laugh, like.
- 957
- 01:03:48,472 --> 01:03:49,705
- He's the only fella in school
- 958
- 01:03:49,706 --> 01:03:51,107
- that, kind of,
- makes me feel warm...
- 959
- 01:03:51,108 --> 01:03:56,911
- Not 'warm', like, but...
- makes me feel nice, like.
- 960
- 01:03:57,314 --> 01:03:59,482
- Are you gay?
- Is that what this is?
- 961
- 01:03:59,483 --> 01:04:00,583
- I mean, it's grand if you are.
- 962
- 01:04:00,584 --> 01:04:02,785
- Like, fuck,
- it'll actually explain a lot.
- 963
- 01:04:02,786 --> 01:04:04,353
- No, Mam, I'm not gay.
- 964
- 01:04:04,354 --> 01:04:07,656
- But if I was, hypopharically...
- 965
- 01:04:07,657 --> 01:04:10,526
- ..hypoth... hypothetic...
- hypothetically...
- 966
- 01:04:10,527 --> 01:04:12,094
- - Hypothetically.
- - Hypothetically.
- 967
- 01:04:12,095 --> 01:04:15,431
- He'd be the guy
- I'd want to be gay with.
- 968
- 01:04:15,432 --> 01:04:18,566
- Who says that?
- 969
- 01:04:21,571 --> 01:04:24,173
- Jock, is that you?
- 970
- 01:04:24,174 --> 01:04:26,108
- - Alright, boy?
- - It's alright.
- 971
- 01:04:26,109 --> 01:04:28,444
- There was this weird-looking
- fella there came up to me
- 972
- 01:04:28,445 --> 01:04:30,479
- by about 15 minutes ago
- by the garage.
- 973
- 01:04:30,480 --> 01:04:31,580
- Hang on a sec. Who's that?
- 974
- 01:04:31,581 --> 01:04:34,316
- He was kind of sloping down
- and he was dragging his leg.
- 975
- 01:04:34,317 --> 01:04:36,318
- A zombie. A zombie.
- That's what he looked like.
- 976
- 01:04:36,319 --> 01:04:39,188
- - Are you a guard, or what?
- - Do I look like a guard? No.
- 977
- 01:04:39,189 --> 01:04:42,291
- - He had a picture in his hand.
- - Do you know where he lives?
- 978
- 01:04:42,292 --> 01:04:43,726
- And he was, like,
- "Conor MacSweeney."
- 979
- 01:04:43,727 --> 01:04:45,528
- - Conor MacSweeney.
- - "Conor MacSweeney."
- 980
- 01:04:45,529 --> 01:04:47,329
- - "Where does he live?"
- - He's a friend of yours.
- 981
- 01:04:47,330 --> 01:04:49,498
- He looks just like you. All
- you little fuckers are the same.
- 982
- 01:04:49,499 --> 01:04:51,734
- - My friend Conor MacSweeney?
- - I swear to fuck.
- 983
- 01:04:51,735 --> 01:04:53,502
- He has something
- that belongs to me.
- 984
- 01:04:53,503 --> 01:04:55,571
- - Cocaine?
- - He said nothing about cocaine.
- 985
- 01:04:55,572 --> 01:04:58,641
- So you didn't say nothing?
- What about the rest of the boys?
- 986
- 01:04:58,642 --> 01:05:00,409
- One of them,
- alright, no, said...
- 987
- 01:05:00,410 --> 01:05:01,610
- "We know
- where he lives, actually."
- 988
- 01:05:01,611 --> 01:05:03,712
- He was like,
- "I know where he lives."
- 989
- 01:05:03,713 --> 01:05:05,081
- What the fuck you doing, boy?
- 990
- 01:05:05,082 --> 01:05:06,749
- I nudged him. I was like,
- "Are you fucking slow?"
- 991
- 01:05:06,750 --> 01:05:10,286
- - I said, "Shut the fuck up!"
- - Just tell me where he lives!
- 992
- 01:05:10,287 --> 01:05:12,687
- Get the fuck...! Get...
- 993
- 01:05:14,858 --> 01:05:18,260
- - Come here. Come here!
- - Get off me, you fucking...
- 994
- 01:05:18,261 --> 01:05:20,429
- Five minutes later, then,
- I was thinking to myself,
- 995
- 01:05:20,430 --> 01:05:22,331
- "It's Conor MacSweeney
- he's on about."
- 996
- 01:05:22,332 --> 01:05:24,400
- Everyone knows
- where that dopey mog lives.
- 997
- 01:05:24,401 --> 01:05:25,534
- He's still around, play it wide?
- 998
- 01:05:25,535 --> 01:05:27,670
- Fuck's sake. Alright.
- Cheers! Nice one.
- 999
- 01:05:27,671 --> 01:05:29,505
- - See you later.
- - See you later.
- 1000
- 01:05:29,506 --> 01:05:31,240
- Sorry,
- I gotta do something important.
- 1001
- 01:05:31,241 --> 01:05:33,342
- I'll be back later, I promise!
- 1002
- 01:05:33,343 --> 01:05:36,512
- Look, I just don't want you to
- be a total fuck-up, alright?
- 1003
- 01:05:36,513 --> 01:05:38,280
- I'm not gonna be
- a total fuck-up.
- 1004
- 01:05:38,281 --> 01:05:41,817
- I'll fuck up along the way,
- like, but I'm not gonna...
- 1005
- 01:05:41,818 --> 01:05:42,618
- Do you promise?
- 1006
- 01:05:42,619 --> 01:05:44,353
- ..I'm not gonna fuck up
- my whole life.
- 1007
- 01:05:44,354 --> 01:05:47,656
- And if I'm being
- brutally honest...
- 1008
- 01:05:47,657 --> 01:05:52,161
- ..you're not the shittest mam
- in town, so,
- 1009
- 01:05:52,162 --> 01:05:54,430
- that's the only compliment
- you're getting
- 1010
- 01:05:54,431 --> 01:05:55,664
- at this point in time.
- 1011
- 01:05:55,665 --> 01:05:56,699
- I'll take that. Thank you.
- 1012
- 01:05:56,700 --> 01:05:58,834
- Well,
- that's all you're getting, so...
- 1013
- 01:05:58,835 --> 01:06:00,803
- You're not retarded.
- 1014
- 01:06:00,804 --> 01:06:02,138
- Most of the time.
- 1015
- 01:06:02,139 --> 01:06:05,241
- Come on, Mam.
- I'm only messing with you.
- 1016
- 01:06:05,242 --> 01:06:07,209
- - Say one thing good about me.
- - I'm only...
- 1017
- 01:06:07,210 --> 01:06:08,878
- Say one thing good about me
- or I'm gonna cry!
- 1018
- 01:06:08,879 --> 01:06:11,180
- You're a really, really good
- son. You're a good son.
- 1019
- 01:06:11,181 --> 01:06:14,749
- That's very vague.
- What do you like about me?
- 1020
- 01:06:15,785 --> 01:06:18,154
- You're really sweet.
- 1021
- 01:06:18,155 --> 01:06:18,821
- Yeah. Now...
- 1022
- 01:06:18,822 --> 01:06:21,257
- - And you're thoughtful.
- - You're so vague!
- 1023
- 01:06:21,258 --> 01:06:23,259
- Pr... what's... what's...
- what's...
- 1024
- 01:06:23,260 --> 01:06:25,461
- What do I do that... you like?
- 1025
- 01:06:25,462 --> 01:06:27,830
- Do you remember that time
- on my birthday last year?
- 1026
- 01:06:27,831 --> 01:06:29,632
- - And I thought you forgot?
- - Yeah?
- 1027
- 01:06:29,633 --> 01:06:33,701
- And you bought me flowers,
- and it was just...
- 1028
- 01:06:34,304 --> 01:06:36,904
- ..it was just really nice.
- 1029
- 01:06:37,407 --> 01:06:38,607
- Cool.
- 1030
- 01:06:38,608 --> 01:06:40,376
- It was just really nice.
- 1031
- 01:06:40,377 --> 01:06:42,511
- Alright, but don't cry.
- 1032
- 01:06:42,512 --> 01:06:44,746
- I'm not crying.
- 1033
- 01:06:44,781 --> 01:06:48,317
- - It was a year ago.
- - I know.
- 1034
- 01:06:48,318 --> 01:06:49,351
- I know.
- 1035
- 01:06:49,352 --> 01:06:50,786
- Eat your food, you weirdo.
- 1036
- 01:06:50,787 --> 01:06:54,890
- - Fuckin' hell.
- - You sure you don't want one?
- 1037
- 01:06:54,891 --> 01:06:57,960
- No, I don't want one.
- 1038
- 01:06:57,961 --> 01:07:00,729
- I don't either, actually.
- It's disgusting.
- 1039
- 01:07:00,730 --> 01:07:01,964
- Told you get the nice ones.
- 1040
- 01:07:01,965 --> 01:07:04,400
- - What?
- - Get the nice ones next time.
- 1041
- 01:07:04,401 --> 01:07:05,668
- Yeah.
- 1042
- 01:07:05,669 --> 01:07:08,537
- We're in major fucking shit!
- But I got a plan!
- 1043
- 01:07:08,538 --> 01:07:09,838
- Jock, my fucking mam's here.
- 1044
- 01:07:09,839 --> 01:07:12,241
- - How are you, Mrs MacSweeney?
- - How are you, Jock?
- 1045
- 01:07:12,242 --> 01:07:14,577
- - Can we talk somewhere else?
- - No. We haven't got time.
- 1046
- 01:07:14,578 --> 01:07:17,980
- The dealer we stole the cocaine
- off is coming. He's not happy.
- 1047
- 01:07:17,981 --> 01:07:20,516
- - What?
- - It's not as bad as it sounds.
- 1048
- 01:07:20,517 --> 01:07:21,750
- Yeah, it IS as bad as it sounds.
- 1049
- 01:07:21,751 --> 01:07:23,452
- You're un-fucking-believable,
- do you know that?
- 1050
- 01:07:23,453 --> 01:07:26,789
- We wouldn't be in this mess
- if it weren't for you.
- 1051
- 01:07:26,790 --> 01:07:28,757
- - And why's that?
- - Who lost all the cocaine?
- 1052
- 01:07:28,758 --> 01:07:31,927
- Whose bright idea was it
- to steal it in the first place
- 1053
- 01:07:31,928 --> 01:07:34,862
- from a dangerous fucking
- drug dealer, Jock?
- 1054
- 01:07:35,565 --> 01:07:35,998
- Quits?
- 1055
- 01:07:35,999 --> 01:07:38,000
- Mam? Mam, what are you doing?
- 1056
- 01:07:38,001 --> 01:07:40,603
- I'm calling the guards before
- that drug dealer arrives.
- 1057
- 01:07:40,604 --> 01:07:42,771
- - What?
- - You can't! Think about it.
- 1058
- 01:07:42,772 --> 01:07:44,740
- Do you really want
- a convict for a son?
- 1059
- 01:07:44,741 --> 01:07:46,909
- - What?
- - Who's gonna cover your days off
- 1060
- 01:07:46,910 --> 01:07:49,578
- in the shop
- when I'm being raped in prison?
- 1061
- 01:07:49,579 --> 01:07:50,646
- You're young offenders.
- 1062
- 01:07:50,647 --> 01:07:51,947
- You'll end up in
- a juvenile detention centre.
- 1063
- 01:07:51,948 --> 01:07:54,516
- There's rapists there too.
- They're just a bit younger.
- 1064
- 01:07:54,517 --> 01:07:58,320
- - Here. Hold this.
- - What are you planning on doing?
- 1065
- 01:07:58,321 --> 01:07:59,822
- - Baking him a cake?
- - Buy us some time.
- 1066
- 01:07:59,823 --> 01:08:02,458
- Do you honestly think he's not
- gonna know the difference
- 1067
- 01:08:02,459 --> 01:08:03,959
- between self-raising flour
- and uncut cocaine?
- 1068
- 01:08:03,960 --> 01:08:06,495
- - He's a fucking drug dealer!
- - Shake it!
- 1069
- 01:08:06,496 --> 01:08:07,263
- Is he far away?
- 1070
- 01:08:07,264 --> 01:08:10,865
- Well, fuck, I don't have
- a GPS on him, do I?
- 1071
- 01:08:12,435 --> 01:08:14,836
- Fuck!
- 1072
- 01:08:14,904 --> 01:08:18,005
- Do drug dealers ring doorbells?
- 1073
- 01:08:21,645 --> 01:08:26,315
- You two - stay out of sight.
- I'm gonna see who's at the door.
- 1074
- 01:08:26,316 --> 01:08:28,584
- Yeah. Use the spy hole.
- 1075
- 01:08:28,585 --> 01:08:30,486
- Make sure he doesn't see you.
- 1076
- 01:08:30,487 --> 01:08:31,720
- You think I'm fucking thick?
- 1077
- 01:08:31,721 --> 01:08:34,423
- - Well, now that you mention...
- - Shut the fuck up.
- 1078
- 01:08:34,424 --> 01:08:37,959
- - Use a fake name.
- - Shut the fuck up!
- 1079
- 01:08:47,404 --> 01:08:49,905
- - Well, who is it?
- - It's a guard.
- 1080
- 01:08:49,906 --> 01:08:52,541
- It's Healy.
- He knows we stole them bikes.
- 1081
- 01:08:52,542 --> 01:08:55,010
- - You stole bikes?
- - Jock stole bikes.
- 1082
- 01:08:55,011 --> 01:08:56,679
- I didn't hear you complaining
- 1083
- 01:08:56,680 --> 01:08:59,782
- when you were sitting on one
- on the way down to West Cork.
- 1084
- 01:08:59,783 --> 01:09:00,783
- What are we gonna do?
- 1085
- 01:09:00,784 --> 01:09:04,620
- I can hear everything you're
- saying. Open the fucking door.
- 1086
- 01:09:04,621 --> 01:09:07,288
- Bollocks.
- 1087
- 01:09:11,861 --> 01:09:15,763
- Right.
- What the fuck is going on?
- 1088
- 01:09:19,469 --> 01:09:23,072
- Why don't we go inside
- for a nice cup of tea?
- 1089
- 01:09:23,073 --> 01:09:26,641
- See if we can figure it all out.
- 1090
- 01:09:31,948 --> 01:09:36,317
- How are ya?
- 1091
- 01:09:37,087 --> 01:09:41,122
- You gonna invite me in
- or what the fuck?
- 1092
- 01:09:41,558 --> 01:09:44,360
- Fuck.
- 1093
- 01:09:44,361 --> 01:09:45,361
- Good morning. No.
- 1094
- 01:09:45,362 --> 01:09:47,896
- I just...
- I just wanted to talk to you
- 1095
- 01:09:47,897 --> 01:09:50,065
- and put things straight...
- 1096
- 01:09:50,066 --> 01:09:52,300
- Fucking that.
- 1097
- 01:10:03,747 --> 01:10:05,147
- <i>You know it's a good tea party</i>
- 1098
- 01:10:05,148 --> 01:10:09,584
- <i>when there's an unconscious
- guard on the kitchen floor.</i>
- 1099
- 01:10:11,054 --> 01:10:13,254
- Say when.
- 1100
- 01:10:13,757 --> 01:10:14,656
- When.
- 1101
- 01:10:14,657 --> 01:10:15,991
- Sorry. F...
- 1102
- 01:10:15,992 --> 01:10:17,393
- It's grand.
- 1103
- 01:10:17,394 --> 01:10:19,061
- - Did I put too much milk in?
- - No, it's grand.
- 1104
- 01:10:19,062 --> 01:10:22,698
- - Will I make another one?
- - No. It's... Leave it.
- 1105
- 01:10:22,699 --> 01:10:24,865
- Sorry.
- 1106
- 01:10:32,776 --> 01:10:35,676
- Hi, Conor.
- 1107
- 01:10:36,413 --> 01:10:38,814
- Him? He's not Conor.
- 1108
- 01:10:38,815 --> 01:10:41,784
- What do you mean,
- "He's not Conor"?
- 1109
- 01:10:41,785 --> 01:10:44,785
- This fella's name's Gary.
- 1110
- 01:10:49,526 --> 01:10:50,826
- What are you doing?
- 1111
- 01:10:50,827 --> 01:10:53,628
- It's your fake name.
- 1112
- 01:10:56,833 --> 01:10:59,635
- Now, I've had a bad fucking day.
- 1113
- 01:10:59,636 --> 01:11:02,871
- I fell over a fucking fence.
- 1114
- 01:11:02,872 --> 01:11:05,873
- I got kicked by a young fella.
- 1115
- 01:11:06,609 --> 01:11:08,076
- And I shot an old one.
- 1116
- 01:11:08,077 --> 01:11:10,078
- I'm not in the mood for lies.
- 1117
- 01:11:10,079 --> 01:11:11,880
- The only way
- you're getting out of here
- 1118
- 01:11:11,881 --> 01:11:14,983
- without your little pussies
- being riddled with nails
- 1119
- 01:11:14,984 --> 01:11:17,453
- is if you tell me the truth.
- 1120
- 01:11:17,454 --> 01:11:19,121
- Conor Mac-fucking-Sweeney.
- 1121
- 01:11:19,122 --> 01:11:20,189
- - Right?
- - Yeah.
- 1122
- 01:11:20,190 --> 01:11:23,091
- What's that shite
- all over the floor?
- 1123
- 01:11:23,092 --> 01:11:25,494
- - That's cocaine.
- - That's cocaine?
- 1124
- 01:11:25,495 --> 01:11:26,895
- No, it's not. It's flour.
- 1125
- 01:11:26,896 --> 01:11:30,666
- - Flour?
- - It's not. It's cocaine.
- 1126
- 01:11:30,667 --> 01:11:33,735
- Didn't I just...
- say 30 seconds ago
- 1127
- 01:11:33,736 --> 01:11:36,138
- that we all need to be
- 100% honest?
- 1128
- 01:11:36,139 --> 01:11:37,973
- - It's cocaine.
- - It's flour.
- 1129
- 01:11:37,974 --> 01:11:40,274
- My God.
- 1130
- 01:11:42,245 --> 01:11:43,512
- Jesus! Take it easy!
- 1131
- 01:11:43,513 --> 01:11:47,014
- It's flour.
- You can taste it if you want.
- 1132
- 01:11:47,073 --> 01:12:01,073
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- 1133
- 01:12:10,673 --> 01:12:14,141
- Why is there flour
- all over the floor?
- 1134
- 01:12:14,177 --> 01:12:15,911
- We, like... We were gonna...
- 1135
- 01:12:15,912 --> 01:12:17,679
- ..put all the flour in that bag
- 1136
- 01:12:17,680 --> 01:12:20,716
- and then just hope
- you'd run off happy out
- 1137
- 01:12:20,717 --> 01:12:23,852
- with a big bag of flour, but...
- 1138
- 01:12:23,853 --> 01:12:28,023
- ..you know, Mam came and said,
- "Nah, that's stupid."
- 1139
- 01:12:28,024 --> 01:12:32,259
- - She was right.
- - Yeah, I know.
- 1140
- 01:12:32,595 --> 01:12:35,296
- So. Where's the cocaine?
- 1141
- 01:12:41,004 --> 01:12:44,006
- On a positive note, we
- might've set the world record
- 1142
- 01:12:44,007 --> 01:12:46,507
- for the longest line of cocaine.
- 1143
- 01:12:48,144 --> 01:12:51,013
- Look, we were really pissed off
- when it happened, like.
- 1144
- 01:12:51,014 --> 01:12:52,180
- We had a huge row
- and everything.
- 1145
- 01:12:52,181 --> 01:12:54,783
- We were calling each other
- awful names as well, like.
- 1146
- 01:12:54,784 --> 01:12:57,753
- I'm actually really sorry
- about that.
- 1147
- 01:12:57,754 --> 01:13:00,821
- Nah, but I'm sorry too.
- 1148
- 01:13:05,228 --> 01:13:06,929
- Christ!
- 1149
- 01:13:06,930 --> 01:13:09,064
- What the fuck
- did you do that for? Why?
- 1150
- 01:13:09,065 --> 01:13:13,001
- Do you seriously think I believe
- you two are stupid enough
- 1151
- 01:13:13,002 --> 01:13:17,606
- to lose - lose! - seven
- million euros worth of coke?
- 1152
- 01:13:17,607 --> 01:13:21,041
- We are that stupid!
- I swear to God!
- 1153
- 01:13:21,344 --> 01:13:23,312
- Arggh!
- 1154
- 01:13:23,313 --> 01:13:25,213
- Would you stop shooting us
- with that thing?!
- 1155
- 01:13:25,214 --> 01:13:27,215
- Where's the cocaine?
- Just tell me where the fuck
- 1156
- 01:13:27,216 --> 01:13:29,318
- the cocaine is and
- I'll go home. I wanna go home.
- 1157
- 01:13:29,319 --> 01:13:32,120
- Would you leave them alone?
- They're only young!
- 1158
- 01:13:32,121 --> 01:13:34,156
- My God!
- 1159
- 01:13:34,157 --> 01:13:36,091
- Now, see what's
- have to happening?
- 1160
- 01:13:36,092 --> 01:13:37,259
- All three have holes
- in your legs.
- 1161
- 01:13:37,260 --> 01:13:41,962
- There was no need for that.
- There was no need for that.
- 1162
- 01:13:42,632 --> 01:13:48,202
- Don't worry. You didn't miss
- anything. Go on, get up. Get up!
- 1163
- 01:13:49,272 --> 01:13:51,840
- - I'll ask you one more time.
- - What?
- 1164
- 01:13:51,841 --> 01:13:54,343
- And if you don't tell me,
- I'm gonna shoot you
- 1165
- 01:13:54,344 --> 01:13:56,645
- right through
- the top of your cock.
- 1166
- 01:13:56,646 --> 01:13:58,245
- No. Please.
- 1167
- 01:13:58,848 --> 01:14:01,149
- Arggh! Arggh!
- 1168
- 01:14:01,150 --> 01:14:04,185
- Jesus. Sorry. Are you alright?
- 1169
- 01:14:09,659 --> 01:14:12,159
- Are youse expecting anyone?
- 1170
- 01:14:12,762 --> 01:14:15,731
- Right, you go. Get that.
- Bring 'em back here.
- 1171
- 01:14:15,732 --> 01:14:17,232
- And no fucking
- super-Gardai shit
- 1172
- 01:14:17,233 --> 01:14:20,068
- or I'll shoot her in the face
- loads of times.
- 1173
- 01:14:20,069 --> 01:14:21,737
- Loads - 'Hellraiser' shit.
- 1174
- 01:14:21,738 --> 01:14:24,238
- - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- - Yeah.
- 1175
- 01:14:33,416 --> 01:14:35,684
- Hiya.
- 1176
- 01:14:35,685 --> 01:14:38,285
- Hiya.
- 1177
- 01:14:54,037 --> 01:14:56,337
- How's it going?
- 1178
- 01:14:56,673 --> 01:14:57,839
- How's it going?
- 1179
- 01:14:57,840 --> 01:15:00,976
- Sorry, you know,
- for interrupting your tea,
- 1180
- 01:15:00,977 --> 01:15:03,345
- but, I was just wondering there
- 1181
- 01:15:03,346 --> 01:15:06,415
- if your son could come out
- for a game of ball.
- 1182
- 01:15:06,416 --> 01:15:08,249
- Game of ball?
- 1183
- 01:15:16,859 --> 01:15:19,526
- Where is it, Billy?
- 1184
- 01:15:20,329 --> 01:15:21,029
- Where's what?
- 1185
- 01:15:21,030 --> 01:15:23,699
- Look, you don't have to call it
- 'ball' anymore,
- 1186
- 01:15:23,700 --> 01:15:25,867
- but... everyone knows, so...
- 1187
- 01:15:25,868 --> 01:15:28,236
- What do they know?
- 1188
- 01:15:28,237 --> 01:15:32,006
- You don't wanna be messing round
- with this fella.
- 1189
- 01:15:34,844 --> 01:15:37,044
- Arggh.
- 1190
- 01:15:37,346 --> 01:15:40,981
- Don't shoot me, please!
- 1191
- 01:15:41,751 --> 01:15:43,185
- Classic, alright.
- 1192
- 01:15:43,186 --> 01:15:44,419
- Our cocaine.
- 1193
- 01:15:44,420 --> 01:15:45,787
- Cocaine, now, is it?
- 1194
- 01:15:45,788 --> 01:15:47,856
- How much did you get for it?
- 1195
- 01:15:47,857 --> 01:15:49,858
- I got millions for it.
- 1196
- 01:15:49,859 --> 01:15:51,493
- Millions! What are you on about?
- 1197
- 01:15:51,494 --> 01:15:55,197
- How many millions?
- Those are my millions, Billy.
- 1198
- 01:15:55,198 --> 01:15:57,099
- I don't know what he's on about!
- 1199
- 01:15:57,100 --> 01:15:59,334
- Didn't you just
- get out of prison?
- 1200
- 01:15:59,335 --> 01:16:00,469
- Yeah.
- 1201
- 01:16:00,470 --> 01:16:01,837
- What was it for again, Jock?
- 1202
- 01:16:01,838 --> 01:16:05,140
- - Er, drugs, wasn't it?
- - I think so.
- 1203
- 01:16:05,141 --> 01:16:06,942
- What was it?
- 1204
- 01:16:06,943 --> 01:16:09,276
- - No, it's drugs alright.
- - Drugs. Yeah.
- 1205
- 01:16:14,450 --> 01:16:15,217
- Relax.
- 1206
- 01:16:15,218 --> 01:16:18,019
- I'm gonna ask you once, Billy.
- 1207
- 01:16:18,020 --> 01:16:21,356
- Where... is my fucking... cocaine?
- 1208
- 01:16:21,357 --> 01:16:23,859
- What are you looking for?
- A bit of coke, is it?
- 1209
- 01:16:23,860 --> 01:16:25,227
- I can get coke.
- Is that alright with you?
- 1210
- 01:16:25,228 --> 01:16:29,229
- Yeah. There's no problem. What
- do you want, a couple of grams?
- 1211
- 01:16:30,967 --> 01:16:32,234
- Fuck! That really hurts!
- 1212
- 01:16:32,235 --> 01:16:34,803
- Now, Billy, the coke -
- where is it?!
- 1213
- 01:16:34,804 --> 01:16:37,172
- I dunno!
- 1214
- 01:16:37,173 --> 01:16:38,840
- - The clip.
- - What clip?
- 1215
- 01:16:38,841 --> 01:16:40,342
- Gotta pull the thing.
- 1216
- 01:16:40,343 --> 01:16:43,043
- It's not the clip!
- 1217
- 01:17:35,398 --> 01:17:38,298
- That's enough. He's out cold.
- 1218
- 01:17:48,411 --> 01:17:51,513
- <i>They say if you wear
- a mask for long enough</i>
- 1219
- 01:17:51,514 --> 01:17:55,115
- <i>it can be hard to take off.</i>
- 1220
- 01:17:55,451 --> 01:17:58,486
- <i>I'm not talking about
- any stupid psychology shit.</i>
- 1221
- 01:17:58,487 --> 01:18:01,323
- <i>It has something to do with
- the glue going off.</i>
- 1222
- 01:18:01,324 --> 01:18:04,091
- <i>It clings onto your skin.</i>
- 1223
- 01:18:04,150 --> 01:18:12,150
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- 1224
- 01:18:12,335 --> 01:18:16,071
- <i>Everything I just told you
- is 100% true.</i>
- 1225
- 01:18:16,072 --> 01:18:18,139
- <i>Well, most of it, anyway.</i>
- 1226
- 01:18:18,140 --> 01:18:20,508
- <i>I did have to adjust the facts
- a bit for the telly.</i>
- 1227
- 01:18:20,509 --> 01:18:23,478
- We are so lucky to have Gardai
- like Sergeant Healy,
- 1228
- 01:18:23,479 --> 01:18:27,415
- er, to protect us from dangerous
- criminals. He's our hero.
- 1229
- 01:18:27,416 --> 01:18:29,317
- <i>Healy tried to get them facts
- straightened out,</i>
- 1230
- 01:18:29,318 --> 01:18:32,087
- <i>but his superintendent
- didn't seem to give a shit.</i>
- 1231
- 01:18:32,088 --> 01:18:33,221
- The station needs the publicity.
- 1232
- 01:18:33,222 --> 01:18:36,124
- It's a great story,
- so shut the fuck up
- 1233
- 01:18:36,125 --> 01:18:37,893
- and take the promotion.
- 1234
- 01:18:37,894 --> 01:18:39,294
- And no more bicycles.
- 1235
- 01:18:39,295 --> 01:18:42,097
- <i>Jock had his day in court
- for stealing bikes.</i>
- 1236
- 01:18:42,098 --> 01:18:43,899
- <i>He was given
- a suspended sentence</i>
- 1237
- 01:18:43,900 --> 01:18:45,333
- <i>because of
- his abusive upbringing</i>
- 1238
- 01:18:45,334 --> 01:18:47,501
- <i>and was placed into foster care.</i>
- 1239
- 01:18:49,171 --> 01:18:51,373
- <i>And guess who became
- a foster parent -</i>
- 1240
- 01:18:51,374 --> 01:18:53,208
- <i>with great reluctance,
- I might add.</i>
- 1241
- 01:18:53,209 --> 01:18:55,510
- That's some useless bollocks.
- Look.
- 1242
- 01:18:55,511 --> 01:18:57,012
- You on the jammy rag or what?
- 1243
- 01:18:57,013 --> 01:18:58,947
- <i>It was nice
- that she had someone else</i>
- 1244
- 01:18:58,948 --> 01:19:00,515
- <i>to yell at other than me
- for a change.</i>
- 1245
- 01:19:00,516 --> 01:19:03,218
- - I'm your son now.
- - You're not my son!
- 1246
- 01:19:03,219 --> 01:19:05,220
- - I am your son.
- - I didn't adopt you.
- 1247
- 01:19:05,221 --> 01:19:06,254
- - I love you.
- - My God.
- 1248
- 01:19:06,255 --> 01:19:08,290
- <i>Billy Murphy
- found himself back in prison.</i>
- 1249
- 01:19:08,291 --> 01:19:10,659
- - Did you find your man?
- <i>- This time for attempted murder</i>
- 1250
- 01:19:10,660 --> 01:19:13,295
- <i>so we won't be seeing him
- for a while.</i>
- 1251
- 01:19:13,296 --> 01:19:15,096
- <i>Mam visited the local butcher</i>
- 1252
- 01:19:15,097 --> 01:19:17,098
- <i>and finally got
- her gammy tooth sorted.</i>
- 1253
- 01:19:17,099 --> 01:19:20,535
- <i>I don't envy that fella.
- As for me...</i>
- 1254
- 01:19:20,536 --> 01:19:23,004
- Alright, this mackerel here
- came from over that hill
- 1255
- 01:19:23,005 --> 01:19:24,105
- and only took 20 minutes
- to get here.
- 1256
- 01:19:24,106 --> 01:19:27,309
- - That's how fresh it is.
- - Alright. Go on. Give me four.
- 1257
- 01:19:27,310 --> 01:19:29,945
- So what else are you selling
- that's local?
- 1258
- 01:19:29,946 --> 01:19:31,146
- You're looking at it, but.
- 1259
- 01:19:31,147 --> 01:19:32,013
- Sure I can get that for free.
- 1260
- 01:19:32,014 --> 01:19:36,184
- <i>Where one treasure hunt
- ends, another one begins.</i>
- 1261
- 01:19:36,185 --> 01:19:39,054
- We've got other stuff too, like.
- You interested?
- 1262
- 01:19:39,055 --> 01:19:41,323
- - Alright. Go on.
- - This is an oyster.
- 1263
- 01:19:41,324 --> 01:19:42,090
- A delicacy really.
- 1264
- 01:19:42,091 --> 01:19:44,426
- People call me the oyster
- of the land because, you know,
- 1265
- 01:19:44,427 --> 01:19:48,964
- my hard exterior and soft,
- emotional interior, do you know?
- 1266
- 01:19:48,965 --> 01:19:51,666
- Pulling that shit again?
- "You're looking at it."
- 1267
- 01:19:51,667 --> 01:19:55,036
- At least he's not
- a fucking streak of misery.
- 1268
- 01:19:55,037 --> 01:19:57,973
- A streak of misery?
- Hrrrgh.
- 1269
- 01:19:57,974 --> 01:19:59,174
- - Is that how I look?
- - Yeah.
- 1270
- 01:19:59,175 --> 01:20:01,343
- Excuse me.
- You want a fish, dear? Hrrnggh?
- 1271
- 01:20:01,344 --> 01:20:04,578
- - Is that what I'm like?
- - Shut up.
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