A = function(){
    alert("I'm a naive function");
};
B = function(){
    alert("I'm having a piggyback ride on function A!"+
          "And the fool doesn't even know it!");
};
addHook(B, A)//add hook B to function A
A()
//getting alerts "I'm a naive function"/"I'm having a
//piggyback ride on function A! And the fool doesn't even know it!"

<script>

function A(x) { alert(x); return x; }
function B() { alert(123); }

function addHook(functionB, functionA, parent)
{
    if (typeof parent == 'undefined')
    	parent = window;

    for (var i in parent)
    {
    	if (parent[i] === functionA)
    	{
    		parent[i] = function()
    		{
    			functionB();
    			return functionA.apply(this, arguments)
    		}

    		break;
    	}
    }
}

addHook(B, A);

A(2);

</script>

function someFunction() { alert("Bar!") }
var placeholder=someFunction;
someFunction=function() {
  alert("Foo?");
  placeholder();
}

var function_itself = function() {
    alert('in function itself');
}
function_itself.PRE_PROCESS = function() {
    alert('in pre_process');
}
function_itself.POST_PROCESS = function() {
    alert('in post_process');
}

var function_processor = function(func) {
    if (func.PRE_PROCESS) {
        func.PRE_PROCESS.call();
    }
    func.call();
    if (func.POST_PROCESS) {
        func.POST_PROCESS.call();
    }
}

// usage:
/*
function test(x) {
    alert(x);
}

var htest = hookable(test);

htest.addHook("before", function (x) {
    alert("Before " + x);
})
htest.addHook("after", function (x) {
    alert("After " + x);
})

htest("test") // => Before test ... test ... After test
*/
function hookable(fn) {
    var ifn = fn,
        hooks = {
            before : [],
            after : []
        };

    function hookableFunction() {
        var args = [].slice.call(arguments, 0),
            i = 0,
            fn;
        for (i = 0; !!hooks.before[i]; i += 1) {
            fn = hooks.before[i];
            fn.apply(this, args);
        }
        ifn.apply(this, arguments);
        for (i = 0; !!hooks.after[i]; i++) {
            fn = hooks.after[i];
            fn.apply(this, args);
        }
    }

    hookableFunction.addHook = function (type, fn) {
        if (hooks[type] instanceof Array) {
            hooks[type].push(fn);
        } else {
            throw (function () {
                var e = new Error("Invalid hook type");
                e.expected = Object.keys(hooks);
                e.got = type;
                return e;
            }());
        }
    };

    return hookableFunction;
}