offsets

On LIFE ON A DESSERT ISLAND -- SHOULD BE HARD, BUT REALLY IT IS A PIECE OF CAKELIFE ON A DESSERT ISLAND -- SHOULD BE HARD, BUT REALLY IT IS A PIECE OF CAKELIFE ON A DESSERT ISLAND -- SHOULD BE HARD, BUT REALLY IT IS A PIECE OF CAKE:
	LNBCS TF T
	A EEDIIDUE
	L,IDL LNBC
	SDP UYEA E
	IR AOLKL,I
	 AA HLASDP
	TH NSACIR
	R SO E  AA
	EEI -RFTH
	SB E- OR S
	S TF T EEI
	EDIIDUESB
	DL LNBCS T
	 UYEA EEDI
	AOLKL,IDL
	 HLASDP UYE
	NSACIR AOLK
	O E  AA HLA
	 -RFTH NSAC
	E- OR SO E
	F T EEI -RF
	IDUESB E- O
	LNBCS TF T
On LIFEONADESSERTISLANDSHOULDBEHARDBUTREALLYITISAPIECEOFCAKELIFEONADESSERTISLANDSHOULDBEHARDBUTREALLYITISAPIECEOFCAKELIFEONADESSERTISLANDSHOULDBEHARDBUTREALLYITISAPIECEOFCAKE:
	LOSSDCNY
	HIERFAL
	STDAOLL
	DIAHESA
	NYNECIE
	ALOBETR
	LLEDIRTE
	SAFLPEUK
	IEIUASBA
	TRLOSSDC
	RTEHIERF
	EUKSTDAO
	SBADIAHE
	SDCNYNEC
	ERFALOBE
	DAOLLEDI
	AHESAFLP
	NECIEIUA
	OBETRLOS
	EDIRTEHI
	FLPEUKST
	IUASBADI
	LOSSDCNY