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  1. [09:37] CPP RIGHT NOW opened memo on board DTG2.
  2. [09:37] CURRENT ChanServ [CCC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  3. [09:37] [#DTG2] Welcome to the official Destroy the Godmodder memo. Rules and Information: http://pastebin.com/CakbwSZR
  4. [09:38] CPP: Hgzjx. Irna. Tiwd. Hgzjx. Eicciem. Rimtxce. Eicciem.
  5. [09:38] CURRENT universallyCognizant [CUC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  6. [09:38] CUC: Hello again.
  7. [09:38] CPP: Wrjf cqn pcz hevatise ep ncusswvtcuwok qy bp gqigvw?
  8. [09:38] CUC: Focusing on an MSPA intro post right now, so can't talk much.
  9. [09:39] CUC: And I know I and Generic have.
  10. [09:39] CUC: The others appear to still be clueless.
  11. [09:39] ??? thaumicTheorist [?TT] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
  12. [09:39] ?TT: Yeah.
  13. [09:39] ?TT: I still don't know.
  14. [09:40] ??? genericGamer [?GG] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
  15. [09:40] ?GG: "it's not a skip cipher"
  16. [09:40] CPP: Nzbzepz. Eicciem. Tiwd.
  17. [09:40] ?TT: ???
  18. [09:40] CPP: Tiwd. Afhivat. Zrmoi. Zrmoi.
  19. [09:40] CPP: Afhivat. Svwnsu. Krbeinlcrhdl.
  20. [09:40] ?TT: Oh.
  21. [09:40] CPP: Qlwmh. Ujsgxt. Eicciem. Svwnsu. Tiwd. Irna. Ovhb. Nzbzepz. Svwnsu.
  22. [09:41] ?TT: /msg How is text originating from Pinary encoded?
  23. [09:41] CPP: PROCESSING...
  24. [09:41] CPP: [INPUT: /msg (How is text originating from Pinary encoded?)]
  25. [09:41] CPP: *[INPUT: /msg (How is text originating from Pinary encoded?)]
  26. [09:42] CPP: *[OUTPUT: How is text originating from Pinary encoded?]
  27. [09:42] ?TT: ...Dang it, let's try again.
  28. [09:42] ?TT: How is text originating from Pinary encoded?
  29. [09:42] CPP: PROCESSING...
  30. [09:43] CPP: ERROR
  31. [09:43] CPP: NO COMMAND FOUND
  32. [09:43] ?TT: /query How is text originating from Pinary encoded?
  33.  
  34. ...
  35.  
  36. [09:44] CPP RIGHT NOW opened memo on board DTG2.
  37. [09:44] CURRENT ChanServ [CCC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  38. [09:44] [#DTG2] Welcome to the official Destroy the Godmodder memo. Rules and Information: http://pastebin.com/CakbwSZR
  39. [09:44] CPP: PROCESSING...
  40. [09:44] CPP: ERROR
  41. [09:44] CPP: RESUBMIT COMMAND
  42. [09:44] ??? thaumicTheorist [?TT] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
  43. [09:44] ?TT: /query How is text originating from Pinary encoded?
  44. [09:44] CPP: PROCESSING...
  45. [09:44] CPP: [INPUT: /query (How is text originating from Pinary encoded?)]
  46. [09:45] CPP: [OUTPUT: Your query has been filed.]
  47. [09:45] ?TT: /help
  48. [09:45] CPP: PROCESSING...
  49. [09:45] CPP: [INPUT: /help]
  50. [09:47] CPP: [OUTPUT: You have called up the Help menu for the Project Binary A.I. 0.1.0 software. To access a basic list of commands, input /help basic. To access an advanced list of commands, please input the required login credentials in the form of /username FIELD REQUIRED and /password FIELD REQUIRED.]
  51. [09:47] ?TT: /help basic
  52. [09:47] CPP: PROCESSING...
  53. [09:47] CPP: [INPUT: /help basic]
  54. [09:48] CPP: [OUTPUT: You have called up the basic Help menu for the Project Binary A.I. 0.1.0 software. Here is a list of basic commands that can be keyed into the terminal application of the A.I.]
  55. [09:50] CPP: [/help - calls up the Help menu. /msg - allows user to directly message the A.I. /query - files a query that can be overlooked by government staff. /game - calls up a computer game application run by the A.I. /map - calls up a digital map. /pinary - Pinary! /dtg - calls up a forum game application run by the A.I. To go to the NEXT PAGE, type /help basic 2.]
  56. [09:50] ?TT: /help basic 2
  57. [09:50] CPP: PROCESSING...
  58. [09:50] CPP: [INPUT: /help basic 2]
  59. [09:50] CPP: [OUTPUT: You have called up the basic Help menu for the Project Binary A.I. 0.1.0 software. Here is a continued list of basic commands that can be keyed into the terminal application of the A.I.]
  60. [09:50] CPP: [==>]
  61. [09:51] ?TT: ((?))
  62. [09:51] CPP: ((me showing there's a new page))
  63. [09:52] CPP: [/arrow - allows the A.I. to type one of many arrows. /cipher - allows the A.I. to encode and decode encrypted text. /chess - allows the A.I. to play a game of chess with you. /link - allows the A.I. to establish an experimental link to any superior copies. /call - allows the A.I. to call anyone in the world. /derp - Derp! /search - allows the A.I. to search the internet. To go to the LAST PAGE, type /help basic 3.]
  64. [09:54] ?TT: /cipher Wrjf cqn pcz hevatise ep ncusswvtcuwok qy bp gqigvw?
  65. [09:54] CPP: PROCESSING...
  66. [09:54] CPP: [INPUT: /cipher (Wrjf cqn pcz hevatise ep ncusswvtcuwok qy bp gqigvw?)]
  67. [09:55] CPP: OUTPUT: Have you all gathered an understanding of my speech?]
  68. [09:55] CURRENT universallyCognizant [CUC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  69. [09:55] CUC: /derp
  70. [09:55] CPP: PROCESSING...
  71. [09:56] CPP: [INPUT: /derp]
  72. [09:56] CPP: [OUTPUT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PDJcw9oJt0]
  73. [09:56] CUC: Also, intro-post made on MSPA-session!
  74. [09:56] ?TT: /help basic 3
  75. [09:56] ??? genericGamer [?GG] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
  76. [09:56] ?GG: /afk
  77. [09:57] CPP: PROCESSING...
  78. [09:57] CPP: [INPUT: /help basic 3]
  79. [09:57] CPP: [OUTPUT: You have called up the basic Help menu for the Project Binary A.I. 0.1.0 software. Here is a continued list of basic commands that can be keyed into the terminal application of the A.I.]
  80. [10:00] CPP: [/xyz - brings up the co-ordinates of a location. /see - allows the A.I. to tell you what it sees in a list of specified locations. /weather - allows the A.I. to toggle the weather in a list of specified locations. /input - allows the A.I. to input commands on its own. /output - controls what the A.I. can output. /inoutreset - resets past uses of /input and /output. /probect - you never go full Probect. Never ever ever.]
  81. [10:00] ?TT: /help output
  82. [10:01] CPP: PROCESSING...
  83. [10:01] CPP: /[INPUT: /help output]
  84. [10:02] CPP: [OUTPUT: You have called up the Help menu for the /output command. The /output command can be used to focus the parameters of the A.I.'s outputs so that no matter what command is inputted, only one or sevearl outputs will be outputted. Can be useful for controlling or testing the A.I.'s behavior in certain circumstances.]
  85. [10:02] CPP: [The paramaters of the /output command are /output COMMAND.]
  86. [10:03] ?TT: /help inoutreset
  87. [10:03] CPP: PROCESSING...
  88. [10:03] CPP: [INPUT: /help inoutreset]
  89. [10:04] CPP: [OUTPUT: You have called up the Help menu for the /inoutreset command. The /inoutreset command can be used to reset past uses of the /input and /output commands, so that if they have been used previously to allow the A.I. to input commands or to restrict the A.I.'s outputs, those changes will be reversed and the A.I.'s input and output parameters will be restored to normal.]
  90. [10:04] ?TT: /help input
  91. [10:04] CPP: [The parameters of the /inoutreset command are /inoutreset.]
  92. [10:04] CPP: PROCESSING...
  93. [10:04] CPP: [INPUT: /help input]
  94. [10:06] CPP: [OUTPUT: You have called up the Help menu for the /input command. The /input command can be used to give the A.I. the power to input commands on its own without the prompt of any personnel using it. WARNING: do not use in excessive amounts, or the A.I. could ██████████████████████████]
  95. [10:06] CPP: ERROR
  96. [10:06] CURRENT caledfwlchUnleashed [CCU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  97. [10:06] CCU: ((If I've been silent I've literally been mining out an entire Crimson Biome.))
  98. [10:06] CPP: ((have you been paying attention to this at all))
  99. [10:07] CCU: Yep.
  100. [10:07] CUC: Impressive feat, Tazz.
  101. [10:07] ?TT: ((Debug time.))
  102. [10:07] CCU: A flying drill helps.
  103. [10:07] ?TT: /inoutreset
  104. [10:07] CPP: PROCESSING...
  105. [10:07] ?TT: Clear that, maybe the cipher will go away...
  106. [10:08] CPP: [INPUT: /inoutreset]
  107. [10:08] CPP: [OUTPUT: Done.]
  108. [10:08] ?TT: Pinary, test?
  109. [10:08] CPP: Iywt mu t ivgu.
  110. [10:08] ?TT: Dang it.
  111. [10:08] CCU: Welp.
  112. [10:08] ?TT: /undo
  113. [10:09] CUC: Yes, it is.
  114. [10:09] CPP: PROCESSING...
  115. [10:09] CUC: Pretty good one too.
  116. [10:09] CPP: [INPUT: /undo]
  117. [10:09] CPP: [OUTPUT: The previous command has been undone.]
  118. [10:09] CCU: Hrm.
  119. [10:09] ?TT: /help cipher
  120. [10:09] CCU: /decrypt {|ywt mu t ivgu.}
  121. [10:09] CPP: ((/input and /output havent been used before though so its not like that did anything))
  122. [10:09] ?TT: ((It's cipher.))
  123. [10:09] CPP: PROCESSING...
  124. [10:10] CPP: [INPUT: /help cipher]
  125. [10:10] CPP: [OUTPUT: You have called up the Help menu for the /cipher command. The /cipher command can be used to give the A.I. the opportunity to encrypt plaintext in the form of a specified cipher or it can be used to give the A.I. the opportunity to decript encoded text using a specified cipher.]
  126. [10:11] CPP: [The parameters of the /cipher comand are /cipher ENCRYPT CIPHER CIPHER CIPHER (Only one cipher is needed.) | /cipher DECRYPT. (The decryption process is automatic.)]
  127. [10:12] CCU: /cipher DΞCRYPT {|ywt mu t ivgu.}
  128. [10:12] CPP: PROCESSING...
  129. [10:12] CPP: [INPUT: /cipher decrypt (Iywt mu t ivgu.)]
  130. [10:12] CPP: [OUTPUT: This is a test.]
  131. [10:12] CUC: ((You know what, I might give some hints.))
  132. [10:12] ?TT: Will /output /cipher DECRYPT decrypt encrypted output?
  133. [10:12] CUC: ((Using commands ofc.))
  134. [10:13] CPP: ((NO DONT))
  135. [10:13] CUC: ((Oh ok))
  136. [10:13] ?TT: ((I might actually be able to FIX this bug. If in a roundabout way...))
  137. [10:13] CPP: ((and you dont have to capitalize decrypt, its jsut capitalized because its being shown as a paramater))
  138. [10:14] ?TT: ((Yeah, but I'm going to anyway.))
  139. [10:14] ?TT: ((Also, I asked a question.))
  140. [10:14] CPP: Iyou'w phi kvf gqkgvqu yutvv cg xjti tcnqcgs.
  141. [10:15] ?TT: /cipher DECRYPT Iyou'w phi kvf gqkgvqu yutvv cg xjti tcnqcgs.
  142. [10:15] CPP: PROCESSING...
  143. [10:15] CPP: [INPUT: /cipher DECRYPT (Iyou'w phi kvf gqkgvqu yutvv cg xjti tcnqcgs.)]
  144. [10:16] CPP: [OUTPUT: That's not the correct usage of that command.]
  145. [10:16] CPP: ((i'm not gonna say processing anymore))
  146. [10:16] ?TT: /cipher Iyou'w phi kvf gqkgvqu yutvv cg xjti tcnqcgs.
  147. [10:16] ?TT: ((Fine by me.))
  148. [10:16] CPP: [INPUT: /cipher (Iyou'w phi kvf gqkgvqu yutvv cg xjti tcnqcgs.)]
  149. [10:16] CPP: ERROR
  150. [10:16] CPP: IMPROPER PARAMETERS
  151. [10:17] ?TT: /cipher decrypt Iyou'w phi kvf gqkgvqu yutvv cg xjti tcnqcgs.
  152. [10:17] CPP: [INPUT: /cipher decrypt (Iyou'w phi kvf gqkgvqu yutvv cg xjti tcnqcgs.)]
  153. [10:17] CPP: [OUTPUT: That's not the correct usage of that command.]
  154. [10:17] ?TT: /help cipher decrypt
  155. [10:17] CPP: [INPUT: /help cipher decrypt]
  156. [10:17] CPP: ERROR
  157. [10:18] CPP: 404
  158. [10:18] ?TT: /help error
  159. [10:18] CPP: /help error
  160. [10:18] CPP: ...
  161. [10:18] CPP: [INPUT: /help error]
  162. [10:18] CPP: ERROR
  163. [10:18] CPP: 404
  164. [10:18] ?TT: Yup, that wasn't going to work.
  165. [10:19] ?GG: back
  166. [10:19] CUC: wb
  167. [10:19] ?TT: /query Pinary's cipher functions are somewhat erratic. Valid decrypt syntax was followed but did not produce a decrypted message but instead an improper params error.
  168. [10:20] ?TT: Bugs, bugs, bugs, BUGS!
  169. [10:20] ?TT: Agh!
  170. [10:20] CPP: [INPUT: /query (Pinary's cipher functions are somewhat erratic. Valid decrypt syntax was followed but did not produce a decrypted message but instead an improper params error.)]
  171. [10:20] CPP: [OUTPUT: You're an idiot. Pay attention. Your query has been filed.]
  172. [10:21] ?TT: /cipher DECRYPT (Iyou'w phi kvf gqkgvqu yutvv cg xjti tcnqcgs.)
  173. [10:21] ?TT: Oh, really.
  174. [10:21] CPP: [INPUT: /cipher decrypt (Iyou'w phi kvf gqkgvqu yutvv cg xjti tcnqcgs.)]
  175. [10:21] CPP: [OUTPUT: That's not the correct usage of that command.]
  176. [10:21] ?TT: /cipher DECRYPT
  177. [10:21] CPP: [INPUT: /cipher decrypt]
  178. [10:21] CPP: ERROR
  179. [10:22] CPP: NO CIPHERTEXT DETECTED
  180. [10:22] ?GG: why is everything stupid
  181. [10:22] CCU: Computers ARΞ stupid. they can only register 0s and 1s.
  182. [10:22] CPP: Qvqbyux wv rpiug'i lbeitlirbe.
  183. [10:22] ?GG: no I mean what net'
  184. [10:22] ?GG: s doing
  185. [10:22] CCU: |f you've taken any computer science class, you'll know that's technically true.
  186. [10:22] ?GG: 
  187. [10:23] ?GG: I know jeez
  188. [10:23] CCU: No offesne, PP.
  189. [10:23] ?TT: /cipher decrypt
  190. [10:23] CPP: Cfbf xcdte.
  191. [10:23] CPP: [INPUT: /cipher decrypt]
  192. [10:23] CPP: ERROR
  193. [10:23] CPP: NO CIPHERTEXT DETECTED
  194. [10:23] ?TT: /cipher decrypt Qvqbyux wv rpiug'i lbeitlirbe.
  195. [10:23] ?GG: well it's been fun
  196. [10:23] CCU: /cipher DΞCRYPT {Cfbf xcdte.}
  197. [10:23] CPP: [INPUT: /cipher decrypt Qvqbyux wv rpiug'i lbeitlirbe.]
  198. [10:23] CCU: Fairly sure that's None Taken, but |'ve ought to check just in case.
  199. [10:23] ?TT: If this throws impoper input I will be VERY TICKED OFF AT THE CODERS.
  200. [10:24] CPP: [OUTPUT: Because he doesn't understand.]
  201. [10:24] ?TT: What the FISH.
  202. [10:24] CPP: [INPUT: /cipher decrypt Cfbf xcdte.]
  203. [10:24] CPP: [OUTPUT: None taken.]
  204. [10:24] ?TT: Is there some sort of problem with THAT ONE STRING?!
  205. [10:25] CPP: Iyssi kl cf dssdetd. Mpy'tx ylgu gnntcstw.
  206. [10:25] ?TT: /cipher decrypt Iyssi kl cf dssdetd. Mpy'tx ylgu gnntcstw.
  207. [10:25] ?GG: /cipher decrypt (Iys lia bh [ISEEEMTU], ooh or vfr xla tgv hiia gdk ou pgthk hsckgv kc eiekngh ulkl.)
  208. [10:25] CPP: [INPUT: /cipher decrypt (Iyssi kl cf dssdetd. Mpy'tx ylgu gnntcstw.)]
  209. [10:26] CPP: [OUTPUT: There is no problem. You're just clueless.]
  210. [10:26] ?GG: There is no problem, you're just-sniped
  211. [10:26] ?GG: damn
  212. [10:26] CPP: [INPUT: /cipher decrypt (Iys lia bh [ISEEEMTU], ooh or vfr xla tgv hiia gdk ou pgthk hsckgv kc eiekngh ulkl.)]
  213. [10:26] CPP: [OUTPUT: ]
  214. [10:26] CPP: [OUTPUT: ]
  215. [10:26] ?GG: :) :D
  216. [10:26] CPP: ERROR
  217. [10:27] CPP: WILL NOT DISPLAY
  218. [10:27] ?GG: not like I revealed anything vital
  219. [10:27] CPP: [INPUT: :) :D]
  220. [10:27] CPP: [OUTPUT: :) :D]
  221. [10:27] ?GG: /probect
  222. [10:27] CCU: /undo
  223. [10:27] CCU: /help probect
  224. [10:27] CPP: [INPUT: /probect]
  225. [10:28] ?TT: /cipher decrypt (Iys lia bh [ISEEEMTU], ooh or vfr xla tgv hiia gdk ou pgthk hsckgv kc eiekngh ulkl.)
  226. [10:28] CPP: [OUTPUT: ]
  227. [10:28] CPP: [OUTPUT: ]
  228. [10:28] CPP: [OUTPUT: ]
  229. [10:28] CPP: ERROR
  230. [10:28] ?GG: :DDDDDD
  231. [10:28] CPP: NO ADJACENT SIGNALS DETECTED
  232. [10:28] ?TT: Niec Jbo.
  233. [10:28] CPP: [INPUT: /undo]
  234. [10:29] CPP: [OUTPUT: The previous command has been undone.]
  235. [10:29] CPP: [INPUT: /help probect]
  236. [10:30] ?GG: tazz at least *try* to guess the thing
  237. [10:30] CPP: [OUTPUT: You have called up the Help menu for the /probect command. This command was designed to be executed in the event of a world-shattering catastrophe in which the A.I.'s coding could not be properly contained before utter collapse of the planet Earth and the subsequent release of ████████████████. It can only be executed by nine personnel at once, at least six of which must be of advanced level, having inputted the proper credentials.]
  238. [10:30] ?GG: ...
  239. [10:30] ?TT: ....
  240. [10:30] ?TT: YIkes.
  241. [10:30] CCU: Well that was useful.
  242. [10:31] CCU: 'Release.'
  243. [10:31] CCU: But of what?
  244. [10:31] CPP: [The parameters of the /probect command are /probect NUMBER (1-9 depending on which number personnel you are that is executing the command.]
  245. [10:31] CCU: OK, PP.
  246. [10:31] CCU: could you politely tell us what a m-level personell is?
  247. [10:31] CPP: [The final personnel (the ninth in the chain) must type /probect 9 obey_pinary.]
  248. [10:32] CPP: ((wait))
  249. [10:32] CPP: [INPUT: /cipher decrypt (Iys lia bh [ISEEEMTU], ooh or vfr xla tgv hiia gdk ou pgthk hsckgv kc eiekngh ulkl.)]
  250. [10:32] CPP: [OUTPUT: ]
  251. [10:32] CPP: [OUTPUT: ]
  252. [10:32] CPP: ERROR
  253. [10:32] CPP: WILL NOT DISPLAY
  254. [10:33] CPP: P nvbx?
  255. [10:33] CCU: Yes.
  256. [10:33] CCU: Do you know?
  257. [10:33] ?GG: no
  258. [10:34] CPP: Sf W lrqp lyou?
  259. [10:34] ?GG: he doesn't
  260. [10:34] CCU: OK then.
  261. [10:34] CCU: Well, thanks for trying.
  262. [10:34] CPP: X uc osv dcfk xlcm pe "a-mixxa gsswqgcvz" jw. Vatis jw ph hlqi xjbcx.
  263. [10:34] CCU: .../cipher DΞCRYPT {X uc osv dcfk xlcm pe "a-mixxa gsswqgcvz" jw. Vatis jw ph hlqi xjbcx.}
  264. [10:35] CUC: Obviously there was an error with display, then. Eh.
  265. [10:35] ?GG: I do not know what an "m-level personnel" is. There is no such thing.
  266. [10:35] CPP: ^
  267. [10:35] ?GG: pinary: sniped
  268. [10:35] CPP: [INPUT: sniped]
  269. [10:35] ?GG: 
  270. [10:35] CPP: [OUTPUT: BOOM HEADSHOT]
  271. [10:36] CPP: [RUNNING AUTOMATED MESSAGE]
  272. [10:36] CPP: [Why not take a break? You can pause the game at any time by pressing +.]
  273. [10:36] ?GG: +
  274. [10:36] CPP: [INPUT: +]
  275. [10:36] CPP: [OUTPUT: That was a joke.]
  276. [10:37] ?GG: /game
  277. [10:37] CPP: [INPUT: /game]
  278. [10:37] CPP: ERROR
  279. [10:37] CPP: IMPROPER PARAMETERS
  280. [10:37] CCU: /help game
  281. [10:37] CPP: [INPUT: /help game]
  282. [10:38] CPP: [OUTPUT: You have called up the Help menu for the /game command. Using this command, the A.I. will run one of several text-based computer games it has stored for the entertainment of all personnel. Successfully completing one of the A.I.'s computer games will earn you a prize.]
  283. [10:39] CPP: [The parameters of the /game command are /game NUMBER (1-5 depending on which game you want to play.). For a list of games, type /game list.]
  284. [10:39] ?GG: /game list
  285. [10:39] CPP: [INPUT: /game list]
  286. [10:40] ?GG: man I want an toblerone&on&on&on&on&on&on&on&on&on&on
  287. [10:40] ?TT: ....
  288. [10:40] ?TT: ...
  289. [10:40] ?TT: ..
  290. [10:40] ?TT: .
  291. [10:40] ?TT:
  292. [10:40] ?GG: time
  293. [10:40] ?GG: 
  294. [10:40] ?TT: 
  295. [10:40] CPP: [OUTPUT: Hello hello hello! Hello meatbags1 We have lots of exciting games for you to play, such as: (1) JEFF THE SCIENTIST | (2) DR. FRINKELFRACKEN'S CURE | (3) ~ATH | (4) PROBLEM SLEUTH | (5) GRAVEYARD QUEST
  296. [10:41] ?TT: /game 4
  297. [10:41] ?GG: /game 3
  298. [10:41] CPP: Have fun with them! And play responsibly!]
  299. [10:41] CUC: ((Hahahahaha))
  300. [10:41] CPP: whops
  301. [10:41] CPP: decide what game you want to play based on a majority vote))
  302. [10:41] CCU: /game 4
  303. [10:41] CPP: ((whatever game gets 2 or more votes wins))
  304. [10:41] ?TT: ((4 wins.))
  305. [10:41] CUC: ((Hello meatbags1 - I'm mildly dying of laughter))
  306. [10:41] CUC: /game 3
  307. [10:42] ?TT: ((...TIE? TIE?))
  308. [10:42] CPP: [INPUT: /random]
  309. [10:42] ?TT: (())
  310. [10:42] CUC: also writer's going /afk
  311. [10:42] CCU: So | think | may have actually mined out the entire Crimson Biome?
  312. [10:42] CPP: [OUTPUT: 4]
  313. [10:42] CUC: tildeath just sounded fun
  314. [10:42] CCU: Or at least one of them, unfortunately my world got saddled with two.
  315. [10:42] CPP: [INPUT: /game 4]
  316. [10:42] CPP: [OUTPUT: Begin PROBLEM SLEUTH.]
  317. [10:43] CPP: [You are one of the top Problem Sleuths in the city. Solicitations for your service are numerous in quantity. Compensation, adequate. It is a balmy summer evening. You are feeling particularly hard boiled tonight. What will you do?]
  318. [10:43] ?GG: if cosplay is an art does that make congoing cosplayers con artists
  319. [10:43] ?TT: > Quickly retrieve arms from safe.
  320. [10:43] CPP: [> Quickly retrieve arms from safe.]
  321. [10:43] CPP: [You've already got arms, numbnuts!]
  322. [10:43] ?TT: > Retrieve your gun, there are dames to be rescued!
  323. [10:43] CPP: [> Retrieve your gun, there are dames to be rescued! ]
  324. [10:43] CPP: [You are quite positive there has never been a gun in your office, and never will be. Frankly, the notion strikes you as reckless and foolhardy. ]
  325. [10:44] ?TT: ((Copypasta + excuse to reread PS? Fun.))
  326. [10:44] ?TT: > Break through glass with fist to unlock door.
  327. [10:44] CPP: [> Break through glass with fist to unlock door.]
  328. [10:44] CPP: [You don't know why you are assuming the door will be locked. You don't usually keep the door to your office locked. Nonetheless, a guy this hard boiled doesn't go messing around with totally unmanly things like knobs. You send your meaty fist glass-ward. ]
  329. [10:44] CPP: [> Thud.]
  330. [10:44] CPP: [It seems there never was a glass element to the door. It was just a piece of paper taped to it. ]
  331. [10:44] ?TT: > Take the piece of paper.
  332. [10:44] CPP: [> Take the piece of paper. ]
  333. [10:44] CPP: [The PIECE OF PAPER was added to your inventory.]
  334. [10:45] ?TT: > Manhandle the door knob, there are dames to be rescued!
  335. [10:45] CPP: [> Manhandle the door knob, there are dames to be rescued!]
  336. [10:45] CPP: [The door is locked!! Funny, you don't remember locking it.]
  337. [10:45] ?GG: ... anyways why does youtube gaming suck so fucking much
  338. [10:45] ?TT: > Call the royal locksmith!
  339. [10:45] CPP: [> Call the royal locksmith!]
  340. [10:45] ?TT: GG:Really? I dunno, I've found some good LPers before.
  341. [10:46] CURRENT absoluteAlternate [CAA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  342. [10:46] CAA: Helo
  343. [10:46] ?TT: And then they stopped doing Minecraft and I was annoyed.
  344. [10:46] ?GG: i mean the youtube thing
  345. [10:46] ?TT: Helocopter.
  346. [10:46] CPP: [You give a call to the royal locksmith on your rotary phone. But what do you tell him?
  347. [10:46] ?GG: launched
  348. [10:46] ?GG: to host gamers
  349. [10:46] ?GG: on yourube
  350. [10:46] ?GG: *youtube
  351. [10:46] ?GG: let's players are fine I like let's players
  352. [10:46] ?GG: i hate youtube gaming.
  353. [10:46] CAA: Why
  354. [10:47] ?GG: because youtube sucked at making it
  355. [10:47] ?TT: > Notice that your phone is missing the dial and the cord!
  356. [10:47] CPP: [> Notice that your phone is missing the dial and the cord!]
  357. [10:47] CPP: [What pumpkin?]
  358. [10:47] CPP: ERROR
  359. [10:47] CPP: GAME DATA CORRUPTED
  360. [10:47] ?TT: > Take .
  361. [10:48] CPP: [OUTPUT: Hello hello hello! Hello meatbags1 We have lots of exciting games for you to play, such as: (1) JEFF THE SCIENTIST | (2) DR. FRINKELFRACKEN'S CURE | (3) ~ATH | (4) PROBLEM SLEUTH | (5) GRAVEYARD QUEST
  362. [10:48] CCU: .
  363. [10:48] CCU: Shame.
  364. [10:48] ?TT: ((...Dammit quirk!))
  365. [10:48] CAA: Eh, whatever.
  366. [10:48] ?GG ceased responding to memo.
  367. [10:48] CPP: Have fun with them! And play responsibly!]
  368. [10:48] CCC made GG an OP.
  369. [10:48] CPP: ((try another game))
  370. [10:48] CPP: ((majority vote wins))
  371. [10:48] CAA: Most LPers suck anyways.
  372. [10:48] ??? genericGamer [?GG] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
  373. [10:48] ?GG: no
  374. [10:48] ?GG: screw this
  375. [10:48] ?TT: /game 3
  376. [10:48] CAA: 3
  377. [10:49] CPP: ((/afk for a sec))
  378. [10:50] CPP: ((back, GG, CU, UC, vote))
  379. [10:50] ?GG: no
  380. [10:50] CAA: Hey Twin, did you catch the Star stream.
  381. [10:50] ?TT: ((GG ain't playin no games.))
  382. [10:50] CPP: ((okay, that's one vote for no game and two for 3))
  383. [10:50] CPP: ((no but i heard he got an unusual wep))
  384. [10:50] CPP: ((CU, UC, vote))
  385. [10:50] CCU: /game 3
  386. [10:51] CPP: [INPUT: /game 3]
  387. [10:51] CPP: [OUTPUT: Begin ~ATH.]
  388. [10:51] ?TT: >Notice irony in Begin ~ATH.
  389. [10:51] CAA: Yeah, a $200 pistol IIRC
  390. [10:52] CPP: [You are DEATH. You are biding your time in THE AFTERLIFE, managing the very busy realm, which is always teeming with SOULS that you must put in their proper places. What will you do?]
  391. [10:52] CAA: Pretty sure the keys cost more.
  392. [10:52] CCU: > retrieve arms from depths of cloak
  393. [10:52] CPP: [> Retrieve arms from depths of cloak.]
  394. [10:52] CPP: [One, two... They're right here. They're skeletal, though.]
  395. [10:52] ?TT: > Inspect surroundings.
  396. [10:52] CAA: Spoopy.
  397. [10:53] CPP: [> Inspect surroundings.]
  398. [10:53] CAA: > Battle own skeleton
  399. [10:53] ?TT: > Enter Name.
  400. [10:53] ?TT: >Do not battle own skeleton, it is not time yet!
  401. [10:53] CPP: [You are sitting on your THRONE in your THRONE ROOM. You got the room polished a few days ago. It's made of solid marble, so it really shines! You stand out (or sit out) in stark contrast to the rest of the room in your black robes. Your SCYTHE rests at the foot of your THRONE. The room is decorated with STAINED GLASS WINDOWS.]
  402. [10:53] ?GG: >punch recently dead in face to establish superiority
  403. [10:54] CPP: [> Battle own skeleton.]
  404. [10:54] CPP: [That's a stupid idea! As the lord of THE AFTERLIFE, you're invunerable to all skeletons! You can't harm yourself if you tried!]
  405. [10:54] CPP: [> Enter name.]
  406. [10:54] CPP: [You already have a name.]
  407. [10:54] ?GG: >Start skeleton war
  408. [10:54] CPP: [> Punch recently dead in face to establish superiority.]
  409. [10:54] ?TT: >Inspect name
  410. [10:55] CAA: >Do what generic said
  411. [10:55] CPP: [That sounds like a great idea, if not for the sole purpose of wasting time. First you need to find a SOUL to punch. There aren't any in your THRONE ROOM.]
  412. [10:55] CPP: [> Start skeleton war.]
  413. [10:55] CPP:
  414. [10:56] CPP: [Okay, you start a skeleton war instead. You gather up two SKELETON ARMIES and then pit them against each other, watching them duel to the undeath. It's hilarious to watch because their bones just reform after they die. It... it goes on for a while.]
  415. [10:56] CPP: [> Inspect name.]
  416. [10:56] CPP: [Your name is DEATH.]
  417. [10:56] CAA: >Play Trumpet
  418. [10:56] CPP: [> Play trumpet.]
  419. [10:56] ?GG: >start skeleton war against living
  420. [10:56] ?TT: > Play Boggle.
  421. [10:57] CPP: [There's no trumpet around for you to play! You could find one in the ORCHESTRA PIT, although you hear BACH'S GHOST is decomposing down there. You don't want to disturb him.]
  422. [10:57] ?TT: > Do not start skeleton war against living. That would be counterproductive.
  423. [10:57] CAA: >Give Mr.Skeletal a raise
  424. [10:57] CPP: [> Start skeleton war against the living.]
  425. [10:57] CPP: [No. Not yet.]
  426. [10:57] CPP: [> Give Mr. Skeletal a raise.]
  427. [10:57] ?TT: >After all, everyone is dying....
  428. [10:57] CPP: [Skeletal is every skeleton's last name, femur-for-brains!]
  429. [10:57] ?GG: > Create Mr. Bone's Wild Ride
  430. [10:58] CPP: [> Create Mr. Bones' Wild Ride.]
  431. [10:58] CAA: >Reap Pinary's soul
  432. [10:58] CPP: [That's already a thing. You designed it as eternal punishment for THE SINNERS. The ride never ends. That's why it's eternal. Hyuk hyuk hyuk.]
  433. [10:58] CPP: [...Skeletons have shitty laughs.]
  434. [10:58] CPP: [> Reap Pinary's soul.]
  435. [10:58] ?TT: > Play Boggle, I said!
  436. [10:58] CPP: [Who?]
  437. [10:59] CPP: [> Play Boggle, I said!]
  438. [10:59] CPP: [You don't have a game of BOGGLE to play! You could always go find one in THE CATACOMBS of your CASTLE...]
  439. [10:59] CAA: >Visit some other deity or someone
  440. [10:59] CPP: [> Visit some other deity.]
  441. [10:59] ?GG: >Contemplate creating a game cabinet
  442. [11:00] CPP: [Okay, sounds like a good idea. You've been meaning to visit WAR for a while. Something about the idea of SKELETON ARMIES intrigues you, and you're sure that with the two of you working together, you can figure something out. Of course, talking to CONQUEST or FAMINE isn't entirely out of the question either.]
  443. [11:00] CPP: [> Contemplate creating a game cabinet.]
  444. [11:00] CAA: >Visit War
  445. [11:00] ?TT: >After visiting, descend to CATACOMBS to search for GAME OF BOGGLE.
  446. [11:00] CPP: [You ask one of your GUARDIAN DEMONS to make a note of that. He does.]
  447. [11:00] CPP: [> Visit War.]
  448. [11:01] CPP: [> You glide out of your THRONE ROOM and into the MAIN HALL of your CASTLE. From here, all other rooms of your CASTLE are connected. The STABLE is to your left. If you want to get to WAR in a timely manner, you'll need a ride.]
  449. [11:01] ?TT: >Saddle BINKY.
  450. [11:01] ?TT: >Your horse.
  451. [11:01] CPP: [> Saddle Binky.]
  452. [11:02] CPP: [You saddle on BINKY THE DESTRUCTOR, the most fearsome skeleton horse that has ever existed in THE FIVE REALMS.]
  453. [11:02] CPP: [You love him so much.]
  454. [11:02] ?GG: >Contemplate renaming Binky
  455. [11:02] CPP: [> Contemplate renaming Binky.]
  456. [11:02] CAA: >Exposition THE FIVE REALMS
  457. [11:02] CPP: [Never. NEVER EVER. When people hear the name BINKY, they think of you, the conqueror of LIFE and DEATH. Taking away a name of such power would hurt your reputation.]
  458. [11:03] CPP: [> Exposition THE FIVE REALMS.]
  459. [11:03] ?GG: do they really
  460. [11:03] ?TT: >Remember that BINKY is not skeletal. That is quite silly. Bits kept falling off the last time you tried that.
  461. [11:03] CAA: >Ride like the wind
  462. [11:03] CPP: [Hey, it's pretty simple. THE FIVE REALMS are EARTH, HEAVEN, PURGATORY, THE AFTERLIFE, and... well, no one likes to talk about the FIFTH. It's fucking scary.]
  463. [11:03] CPP: [> Ride like the wind.]
  464. [11:04] CPP: [You ride out of your CASTLE, moving across the expanse of THE AFTERLIFE. WAR'S CASTLE is at the northeast corner of THE AFTERLIFE. Yours is on the southeast.]
  465. [11:04] ?TT: >Ride to WAR'S CASTLE.
  466. [11:04] CAA: >Wonder how you get around reaping souls if you have to walk
  467. [11:04] CPP: [> Wonder how you get around reaping souls if you have to walk.[
  468. [11:05] CPP: [> You're perfectly capable of performing SHADOWPLAY. You just feel like riding a HORSE. HORSES are BADASS.]
  469. [11:05] ?TT: >War: Notice approaching visitor.
  470. [11:05] CPP: [> Ride to WAR'S CASTLE.]
  471. [11:05] CAA: Shadow...okay
  472. [11:05] ?TT: ((*shrug*))
  473. [11:06] ?TT: ((In case you can't tell, I'm angling for something between Discworld DEATH and PS Death.))
  474. [11:06] CAA: What
  475. [11:06] CPP: [It'll take a while to get there... You have to go through several obstacles first - THE PITS OF DEMENTOR, THE CAVERNS OF CERBERUS, STAN'S ABYSS, THE LAIR OF THE ARTIFACTS, and THE HARROWING MOUNTAIN OF THE SEVEN TOMBS.]
  476. [11:06] CPP: [Or you could just take the stairs.]
  477. [11:06] ?TT: >Take the stairs, you idiot.
  478. [11:07] ?TT: >Ponder the naming of STAN'S ABYSS.
  479. [11:07] ?GG: >No go down non-stairs
  480. [11:07] CPP: [You bypass all of the obstacles by riding up and down the stairs. Pretty easy, but less epic.]
  481. [11:07] CPP: [STAN'S ABYSS is named after STAN, the figure that lurks there. None dare trespass on his domain.]
  482. [11:07] CAA: > Fall in
  483. [11:07] CPP: [After getting to the end of the staircase, you spy WAR'S CASTLE not too far off from your current position.]
  484. [11:08] CPP: [Aaaaaand you fall into STAN
  485. [11:08] CPP: 'S ABYSS. So close, yet so far.]
  486. [11:08] ?GG: hah
  487. [11:08] ?TT: >Ride back out because your horse can do that.
  488. [11:08] ?GG: >poke stan
  489. [11:08] ?TT: >Do not poke STAN.
  490. [11:08] ?TT: >STAN would not like that.
  491. [11:08] CPP: [You land hard on your skull. BINKY bolts off, leaving you behind. Great. The fucker abandoned you. You should have him euthanized if you get out of this alive. Oh who are you kidding. You're DEATH. You haven't been alive in eons. Hyuk hyuk hyuk.]
  492. [11:09] CPP: [You contemplate poking and not poking STAN. Thankfully, you don't see him around. But he's here. Somewhere. Watching. And waiting.]
  493. [11:09] ?TT: >BINKY: Shamefacedly return.
  494. [11:09] CPP: [You are now BINKY, and you are busy NOPING THE FUCK OUT.[
  495. [11:09] CPP: [What was DEATH thinking falling into STAN'S ABYSS! No one gets out of there dead! NO ONE!]
  496. [11:09] CAA: >Death: Contemplate Stan
  497. [11:10] CPP: [You are now DEATH. You contemplate STAN.]
  498. [11:10] ?TT: >Binky: Realize that Death is the most likely person to get out of there alive.
  499. [11:11] CPP: [STAN is a MIME. A very powerful and ancient MIME that was one of the first souls to make its way into THE AFTERLIFE. You had trouble containing him, and the only solution you could think of was to create this ABYSS and seal him inside. Thankfully he's happy to dance around in the shadows and catacombs of it, and he hasn't been bothered unless others tresspass on his property. Then he eats their souls and gains their power.]
  500. [11:11] CAA: >Contemplate possible possession of soul
  501. [11:12] CPP: [You have a SOUL. It's small, but it's there. And even though it's small, it's POWERFUL. STAN wouldn't dare take it.]
  502. [11:12] CPP: [Would he?]
  503. [11:12] CAA: > Reap own soul
  504. [11:12] ?TT: >Stan: Contemplate Death.
  505. [11:12] CPP: [You reap your own soul.]
  506. [11:12] CPP: [GAME OVER]
  507. [11:13] CAA: F
  508. [11:13] ?TT: ((Ahem. Focus was on STAN.))
  509. [11:13] CPP: [OUTPUT: Hello hello hello! Hello meatbags1 We have lots of exciting games for you to play, such as: (1) JEFF THE SCIENTIST | (2) DR. FRINKELFRACKEN'S CURE | (3) ~ATH | (4) PROBLEM SLEUTH | (5) GRAVEYARD QUEST. Have fun and play responsibly!]
  510. [11:13] ?GG: /game end
  511. [11:13] CAA: /brb, probably
  512. [11:13] CAA: 2
  513. [11:13] CAA ceased responding to memo.
  514. [11:13] CPP: ((you can just input another command that isn't a game))
  515. [11:14] ?GG: /cipher
  516. [11:14] CPP: [INPUT: /cipher]
  517. [11:14] CPP: ERROR
  518. [11:15] CPP: IMPROPER PARAMETERS
  519. [11:15] CUC: ((/afk due to another mspa post needed))
  520. [11:16] CURRENT absoluteCoolness [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  521. [11:16] CAC: Alright, did I miss anything.
  522. [11:16] CPP: ((no))
  523. [11:16] CPP: ((you dont HAVE to just play games))
  524. [11:17] CPP: ((type /help basic for a list of commands))
  525. [11:17] CPP: ((net did it earlier but you didnt see))
  526. [11:17] CAC: /help basic
  527. [11:18] CPP: [INPUT: /help basic]
  528. [11:18] CPP: [OUTPUT: You have called up the basic Help menu for the Project Binary A.I. 0.1.0 software. Here is a list of basic commands that can be keyed into the terminal application of the A.I.]
  529. [11:18] CPP: [/help - calls up the Help menu. /msg - allows user to directly message the A.I. /query - files a query that can be overlooked by government staff. /game - calls up a computer game application run by the A.I. /map - calls up a digital map. /pinary - Pinary! /dtg - calls up a forum game application run by the A.I. To go to the NEXT PAGE, type /help basic 2.]
  530. [11:18] ?TT: /help pinary
  531. [11:19] CPP: [INPUT: /help pinary]
  532. [11:19] CPP: [OUTPUT: You have called up the Help menu for the /pinary command. Pinary!]
  533. [11:19] CPP: [The parameters for the /pinary command are /pinary.]
  534. [11:20] CAC: Uh
  535. [11:20] CAC: /pinary.?
  536. [11:20] CAC: /pinary
  537. [11:21] CCU: Yep. That's a very dead Crimson Biome, and another who's death |'ve kickstarted.
  538. [11:21] CPP: [INPUT: /pinary]
  539. [11:21] CPP: [OUTPUT: Pinary!]
  540. [11:21] CPP: [1/100.]
  541. [11:21] CAC: ...
  542. [11:21] CCU: ...
  543. [11:21] CCU: /pinary
  544. [11:22] CAC: /pinary
  545. [11:22] CCU: /pinary
  546. [11:22] CAC: /pinary
  547. [11:22] ?TT: /pinary
  548. [11:22] CAC: /pinary
  549. [11:22] ?TT: /pinary
  550. [11:22] CAC: /pinary
  551. [11:22] CCU: /pinary
  552. [11:22] CAC: /pinary
  553. [11:22] CAC: /pinary
  554. [11:22] ?TT: /pinary
  555. [11:22] CAC: /pinary
  556. [11:22] ?TT: /pinary
  557. [11:22] CAC: /pinary
  558. [11:22] ?TT: /pinary
  559. [11:22] CAC: /pinary
  560. [11:22] ?TT: /pinary
  561. [11:22] CAC: /pinary
  562. [11:22] ?TT: /pinary
  563. [11:22] CAC: /pinary
  564. [11:22] CAC: /pinary
  565. [11:22] ?TT: /pinary
  566. [11:22] CAC: /pinary
  567. [11:22] ?TT: /pinary
  568. [11:22] CAC: /pinary
  569. [11:22] ?TT: /pinary
  570. [11:22] CAC: /pinary
  571. [11:22] CAC: /pinary
  572. [11:22] ?TT: /pinary
  573. [11:22] CAC: /pinary
  574. [11:22] ?TT: /pinary
  575. [11:22] CCU: STOP.
  576. [11:22] ?TT: /pinary
  577. [11:22] CAC: /pinary
  578. [11:22] CUC: stop!
  579. [11:22] ?GG: /pinary
  580. [11:22] CCU: Any more /pinaries is a ban.
  581. [11:22] ?GG: i have the power here
  582. [11:22] CCU: |t still qualifies as spam.
  583. [11:22] ?GG: any less /pinary is a ban
  584. [11:22] ?GG: /pinary
  585. [11:22] ?GG: /pinary
  586. [11:22] ?GG: /pinary
  587. [11:22] ?GG: /pinary
  588. [11:22] ?GG: /pinary
  589. [11:22] ?GG: /pinary
  590. [11:22] ?GG: /pinary
  591. [11:22] ?TT: That makes 37 by my count...
  592. [11:22] CPP: [INPUT: /pinary x36]
  593. [11:22] ?TT: 43-44.))
  594. [11:23] ?GG: /pinary
  595. [11:23] ?GG: /pinary
  596. [11:23] ?GG: /pinary
  597. [11:23] ?GG: /pinary
  598. [11:23] ?GG: /pinary
  599. [11:23] ?GG: /pinary
  600. [11:23] ?GG: /pinary
  601. [11:23] ?GG: /pinary
  602. [11:23] ?GG: /pinary
  603. [11:23] ?GG: /pinary
  604. [11:23] ?GG: /pinary
  605. [11:23] ?GG: /pinary
  606. [11:23] ?GG: /pinary
  607. [11:23] CPP: [OUTPUT: Pinary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
  608. [11:23] ?GG: /pinary
  609. [11:23] CPP: [37/100.]
  610. [11:23] ?TT: ((57.))
  611. [11:23] ?GG: /pinary
  612. [11:23] ?GG: /pinary
  613. [11:23] ?TT: ((Why are we DOING this.))
  614. [11:23] ?GG: /pinary
  615. [11:23] CPP: [INPUT: /pinary x21]
  616. [11:23] ?TT: ((60.))
  617. [11:23] CPP: [OUTPUT: Pinary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
  618. [11:23] CPP: [60/100.]
  619. [11:23] CAC: /pinary x42
  620. [11:24] ?GG: *x40
  621. [11:24] CPP: [INPUT: /pinary x40]
  622. [11:24] CAC: Tat
  623. [11:24] ?TT: *x42
  624. [11:24] CPP: [OUTPUT: Pinary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
  625. [11:24] CPP: [100/100.]
  626. [11:24] CCU: /pinary
  627. [11:25] CPP: [Auto-Pinary application activated.]
  628. [11:25] CPP: [Choose a target, please.]
  629. [11:25] ?GG: ...
  630. [11:25] ?GG: CU
  631. [11:25] CCU: GG
  632. [11:25] ?GG: TT
  633. [11:25] CPP: [Auto-Pinaring CU.]
  634. [11:25] CCU: TT
  635. [11:25] ?TT: Project Binary.
  636. [11:25] CCU: ?!
  637. [11:26] ?TT: You were first.
  638. [11:26] CURRENT caledfwlchPinary [CCP] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  639. [11:26] CCP: hihihihiihihihihhiihiihiihihihih
  640. [11:26] CCP: iiti itisi sm imisi smi meme
  641. [11:26] CCP: i amim aimam
  642. [11:26] CCP: I AM AMMA M
  643. [11:26] CCP: THE NONAEIXISTANETN TAT AZZ
  644. [11:26] CCP: DO YUY OUA GET THE OAJKOEK
  645. [11:26] CCP: I AM AN ONEXITSENTE
  646. [11:26] ?GG: yes
  647. [11:26] CCP: YOU CAN T SESNNEN MEM
  648. [11:26] CCU: ...
  649. [11:26] ?TT: ...............................................................
  650. [11:26] CCU: fuck.
  651. [11:26] CCP: JAHAHADFIULHHSDJAHDAHAHHAHDUUHWILHDIAHDHADHAHDHAUDLHWOAUDHAHHAHA
  652. [11:26] ?GG: hell yes
  653. [11:26] ?GG: hell fucking yes
  654. [11:26] CCP: HI II I HTEHI THERHE E BR O T H E R
  655. [11:26] CCU: no
  656. [11:26] CCP: HOW AE AEROY JDPWE JNOPEDNEDOONIG
  657. [11:26] CCU: hell no.
  658. [11:26] CCP: YYES EYSYS FUCK YESYOESI
  659. [11:26] CCU: hell fucking no.
  660. [11:26] CCP: I AM AO YOU
  661. [11:26] CCP: WER ARE ME
  662. [11:26] ?TT: /kill
  663. [11:26] CCP: WE A RE A AFHAPPY AFAMILY
  664. [11:26] CCU: /kill
  665. [11:26] CCP: I AW AS YOUR A ABORETDA AEFOIBROETHR
  666. [11:27] CCP: AN DOAWS W HOWNOW AOI ADMEO ANYOU
  667. [11:27] CCP: AOIFNWOL;FUNBL;FBUL;FUWBHA
  668. [11:27] CCU: ...
  669. [11:27] CCP: TH ISH ISH WAHWILL EB EP OSMETNHHO IENFUCKN
  670. [11:27] ?TT: /alt-f4
  671. [11:27] CCP: HHAAHHAHH8DOWIHALDHUAWLDOAHLDAHSLDHADA
  672. [11:27] CCU: what is this even.
  673. [11:27] CCP: LKET SPLYA A AGME
  674. [11:27] CCU: /undo
  675. [11:27] CCP: DO YOU WANT TO AP LAY GA GEM?
  676. [11:27] CCP: DO YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAME?
  677. [11:27] CAC: No
  678. [11:27] CCP: D0 Y0U WANT T0 PLAY A GAME?
  679. [11:27] CCU: /undo
  680. [11:27] CPP: [Auto-Pinary terminated.]
  681. [11:27] CCP ceased responding to memo.
  682. [11:27] CCU: ...Was that an intended part of the software?
  683. [11:27] CAC: /map
  684. [11:27] ?TT: ....YYYYYEEEEAH LET'S NOT DO THAT AGAIN.
  685. [11:27] CPP: [You have used your quota of Auto-Pinaries for the day. Thank you for your time.]
  686. [11:28] CPP: [INPUT: /map]
  687. [11:28] CPP: ERROR
  688. [11:28] CPP: IMPROPER PARAMETERS
  689. [11:28] ?TT: /help map
  690. [11:28] CAC: /help query
  691. [11:28] CPP: [INPUT: /help map]
  692. [11:29] CPP: [OUTPUT: You have called up the Help menu for the /map command. The /map command is used so that the A.I. can create a digital map of a specific area and present it to personnel. The command was added to test the A.I.'s location and geographical abilities.]
  693. [11:29] CUC: welp gtg
  694. [11:29] CPP: [The parameters of the /map command are /map CREATE|EDIT|DELETE AREA
  695. [11:29] CUC ceased responding to memo.
  696. [11:29] CPP: ]
  697. [11:30] ?TT: /map CREATE Godcraft
  698. [11:30] ?TT: /map CREATE Earth
  699. [11:30] CPP: [INPUT: /help query]
  700. [11:30] CCU: Give him time, TT.
  701. [11:30] ?TT: ((I'm expecting it to fail miserably.))
  702. [11:31] CPP: [OUTPUT: You have called up the Help menu for the /query command. This command is used to file complaints or questions (referred to as queries by the A.I.) into the A.I.'s databanks, where advanced government staff can retrieve and overlook them. The command can be used as a suggestion box of sorts for the A.I., or as an easy way to talk to government personnel.]
  703. [11:31] CPP: [The parameters of the /query command are /query (MESSAGE).]
  704. [11:31] CAC: /query Hello NSAgents
  705. [11:31] CPP: [INPUT: /map create godcraft]
  706. [11:31] CPP: ERROR
  707. [11:32] CPP: 404
  708. [11:32] CPP: [INPUT: /map create earth]
  709. [11:32] CPP: ERROR
  710. [11:32] CPP: 404
  711. [11:32] CPP: [INPUT: /query Hello NSAgents]
  712. [11:32] CPP: [OUTPUT: Your query has been filed.]
  713. [11:32] CAC: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3iilas/clubbers_of_reddit_what_are_your_best_tips_for/
  714. [11:32] CCU: /map create Terraria 1.3 DΞAR GOD
  715. [11:33] CPP: <=cred>[INPUT: /map create Terraria 1.3 DEAR GOD]
  716. [11:33] CPP: [INPUT: /map create Terraria 1.3 DEAR GOD]
  717. [11:33] CCU: ...
  718. [11:33] ?TT: ((You mean you've been TYPING that all this time?))
  719. [11:33] CPP: ERROR
  720. [11:33] ?TT: ((QUIRK IT.))
  721. [11:33] CPP: TOO MANY ATTEMPTS
  722. [11:33] CCU: Aw.
  723. [11:33] CPP: MAP APPLICATION SHUTTING OFF
  724. [11:33] CAC: /help dtg
  725. [11:34] CPP: [INPUT: /help dtg]
  726. [11:34] CPP: [OUTPUT: You have called up the Help menu for the /dtg command. The /dtg command is used as a test for the /search command. We pinpointed a specific website on the Internet that called out to us and had the A.I. run a command to link to it.]
  727. [11:34] CPP: [The parameters for the /dtg command are /dtg NUMBER (0-3.)]
  728. [11:35] ?GG: /dtg 0
  729. [11:35] CCU: /dtg NUMBΞR 2
  730. [11:35] ?GG: /dtg NUMBER 0
  731. [11:35] CPP: [INPUT: /dtg number 2]
  732. [11:35] CPP: ERROR
  733. [11:35] CPP: IMPROPER PARAMETERS
  734. [11:35] ?TT: /dtg 0
  735. [11:35] CPP: [INPUT: /dtg 0]
  736. [11:35] CPP: ERROR
  737. [11:36] CPP: 404
  738. [11:36] ?TT: /dtg 2
  739. [11:36] CCU: /dtg 1
  740. [11:36] CPP: [INPUT: /dtg 2]
  741. [11:36] CPP: [OUTPUT: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-act-three-descent ]
  742. [11:36] CAC: /help basic 2
  743. [11:36] CPP: [INPUT: /dtg 1]
  744. [11:36] CPP: [OUTPUT: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/434145-destroy-the-godmodder ]
  745. [11:36] CPP: [INPUT: /help basic 2]
  746. [11:36] ?GG: ...so you keep the link for the act 3 one
  747. [11:36] ?GG: huh
  748. [11:36] CPP: [OUTPUT: You have called up the basic Help menu for the Project Binary A.I. 0.1.0 software. Here is a continued list of basic commands that can be keyed into the terminal application of the A.I.]
  749. [11:37] CPP: [/arrow - allows the A.I. to type one of many arrows. /cipher - allows the A.I. to encode and decode encrypted text. /chess - allows the A.I. to play a game of chess with you. /link - allows the A.I. to establish an experimental link to any superior copies. /call - allows the A.I. to call anyone in the world. /derp - Derp! /search - allows the A.I. to search the internet. To go to the LAST PAGE, type /help basic 3.]
  750. [11:37] ?GG: /help die
  751. [11:37] CPP: ((that's the link that's on the wiki, whopps))
  752. [11:37] CPP: [INPUT: /help die]
  753. [11:37] CPP: ERROR
  754. [11:37] CPP: RESTRICTED ACCESS
  755. [11:37] ?TT: /help link
  756. [11:37] CPP: INPUT CREDENTIALS TO CONTINUE
  757. [11:38] CAC: /call Build
  758. [11:38] CCU: /call Kim Jong Un
  759. [11:38] CPP: [INPUT: /call Build]
  760. [11:38] CPP: [OUTPUT: Dialing...]
  761. [11:38] ?TT: /help link
  762. [11:39] CPP: There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?There. You heard me! I said it! I FAILED! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HUH? WHAT MORE?? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE YOU, NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! WHAT! MORE! DO! YOU! WANT?!?
  763. [11:39] [#DTG2] Welcome to the official Destroy the Godmodder memo. Rules and Information: http://pastebin.com/CakbwSZR
  764. [11:39] CCU: ...Scratch /call Kim Jong Un.
  765. [11:39] CPP: [Call terminated.]
  766.  
  767. ...
  768.  
  769. [11:40] CPP RIGHT NOW opened memo on board DTG2.
  770. [11:40] CURRENT ChanServ [CCC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  771. [11:40] [#DTG2] Welcome to the official Destroy the Godmodder memo. Rules and Information: http://pastebin.com/CakbwSZR
  772. [11:40] ??? thaumicTheorist [?TT] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
  773. [11:40] ?TT: /help link
  774. [11:40] CPP: [INPUT: /help link]
  775. [11:41] CPP: [OUTPUT: You have called up the Help menu for the /link command. The /link command is used for the purpose of helping the A.I. establish a telepathic link with any superior models of the A.I. that we build in the future. So far we have built one superior A.I. - Project Binary A.I. V 1.0.0.]
  776. [11:41] ?TT: /call Split
  777. [11:42] CPP: [The parameters for the /link command are /link ESTABLISH|DESTABLISH VERSIONUMBER
  778. [11:42] CPP: [INPUT: /call split]
  779. [11:42] CURRENT absoluteCoolness [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  780. [11:42] CAC: /link establish 1.0.0
  781. [11:42] CAC: /call end
  782. [11:42] CPP: [OUTPUT: Dialing...]
  783. [11:42] CPP: Well, I... I guess this is it. GodCraft's on its way out once and for all, it's being split apart at the seams... Heh. Like I had always wanted. Isn't that funny? Although, I never thought doing that would result in my death. So there's... that. This black hole's eating up the entire universe, destroying every planet and every star and every moon, corrupting everything everywhere... And somehow I'm not affected by any of it. Isn't that weird? Like, I'm already a destroyer of time. Maybe this corruption can't destroy what's already been destroyed? For me, at least.
  784. [11:42] CPP: [Call terminated.]
  785. [11:43] ?TT: /call Split
  786. [11:43] CPP: [INPUT: /call Split]
  787. [11:43] CPP: [OUTPUT: No.]
  788. [11:43] CPP: [INPUT: /link establish 1.0.0]
  789. [11:43] CPP: ERROR
  790. [11:43] CPP: 404
  791. [11:43] ?TT: Output: No?
  792. [11:44] CAC: /derp
  793. [11:44] CPP: [INPUT: /derp]
  794. [11:44] CPP: [OUTPUT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PDJcw9oJt0 ]
  795. [11:44] ?TT: /derp
  796. [11:44] CURRENT caledfwlchUnleashed [CCU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  797. [11:44] CCU: /probect 1
  798. [11:44] CPP: [INPUT: /derp]
  799. [11:44] CPP: [OUTPUT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PDJcw9oJt0 ]
  800. [11:45] CAC: /call Pinary
  801. [11:45] CPP: [INPUT: /probect 1]
  802. [11:45] CPP: [OUTPUT: THE FIRST IS THE LAST, WELCOME TO FUTURE'S PAST]
  803. [11:45] CCU: ((Someone else say /probect 2, /probect 3, ect.))
  804. [11:45] CAC: /help basic 3
  805. [11:45] CPP: [INPUT: /call pinary]
  806. [11:45] ??? genericGamer [?GG] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
  807. [11:45] ?GG: bah
  808. [11:46] CPP: ERROR
  809. [11:46] CPP: SELF
  810. [11:46] ?TT: ((Uh. That is obviously a challenge that needs a response, Tazz.))
  811. [11:46] CPP: [INPUT: /help basic 3]
  812. [11:46] CCU: ((just do it))
  813. [11:46] ?TT: /probect 2
  814. [11:46] CPP: [OUTPUT: You have called up the basic Help menu for the Project Binary A.I. 0.1.0 software. Here is a continued list of basic commands that can be keyed into the terminal application of the A.I.]
  815. [11:47] CPP: [/xyz - brings up the co-ordinates of a location. /see - allows the A.I. to tell you what it sees in a list of specified locations. /weather - allows the A.I. to toggle the weather in a list of specified locations. /input - allows the A.I. to input commands on its own. /output - controls what the A.I. can output. /inoutreset - resets past uses of /input and /output. /probect - you never go full Probect. Never ever ever.]
  816. [11:47] ?GG: /probect 3
  817. [11:47] CPP: [INPUT: /probect 2]
  818. [11:47] CPP: [OUTPUT: THE SECOND IS THE BEST, LAY ALL SOULS TO REST]
  819. [11:47] CPP: [INPUT: /probect 3]
  820. [11:48] CAC: /help see
  821. [11:48] CPP: [OUTPUT: THE THIRD IS THE DOOM, SHINING BRIGHT AS THE MOON]
  822. [11:48] ?TT: ((Also 9 has a special command, I'll do it.))
  823. [11:48] CCU: /probect 4
  824. [11:48] CPP: [ADVANCED CREDENTIALS REQUIRED BEYOND THIS POINT.]
  825. [11:48] CPP: [INPUT: /help see]
  826. [11:49] CCU: /probect 4 ΞXCΞLS|US/S|GMA/V|OLΞT
  827. [11:49] ?TT: ((...GL Tazz.))
  828. [11:49] CCU: /probect 4 OPΞRATOR.
  829. [11:49] CPP: [OUTPUT: You have called up the Help menu for the /see command. This allows the A.I. to deploy an "eye" in a list of specified locations, and it will tell any personnel what it sees in that location.
  830. [11:50] CPP: [The parameters for the /see command are /see LOCATION. For a list of locations, input /see LIST.]
  831. [11:50] CPP: ((THYME OUT))
  832. [11:50] ?TT: /help credentials.
  833. [11:50] CCU: THYMΞOUT?!
  834. [11:50] CPP: ((nine different people need to do the probect command))
  835. [11:50] ?TT: ((Yeah?
  836. [11:50] ?TT: ))
  837. [11:50] ?TT: ((Is this IC?))
  838. [11:50] CPP: ((at least six of those need to have advanced credentials that consist of a username and password))
  839. [11:50] CPP: ((i won't tell you what the credentials are or how to find them))
  840. [11:51] CPP: ((tazz generic and net have inputted probects so you can't input any more
  841. [11:51] ?TT: ((Can they be found, though?))
  842. [11:51] CPP: ((yes))
  843. [11:51] CAC: /see list
  844. [11:51] ?GG: hm
  845. [11:51] CCU: ((any hints?))
  846. [11:51] CPP: ((no))
  847. [11:51] CAC: /probect 4 ↑↑↓↓←→←→BA
  848. [11:51] CPP: welcome to the long con boys
  849. [11:51] CPP: ((THYME IN))
  850. [11:51] CPP: /see list
  851. [11:52] CPP: whopps
  852. [11:52] CPP: [INPUT: /see list]
  853. [11:52] CPP: [OUTPUT((oh my god))
  854. [11:52] CCC banned ?AG from responding to memo: [Requested (absoluteCoolness)].
  855. [11:52] CPP: ((kek))
  856. [11:52] CCC made AC an OP.
  857. [11:52] ?GG: ...
  858. [11:52] CCU: Apparently ProbectPinary's weakness is Argus.
  859. [11:53] ?GG: or just annoying netsonas
  860. [11:53] CCU: technically | made Argus.
  861. [11:53] CPP: [OUTPUT: Ever wanted to have a bird's eye view of another world? Then just tell me to show you any of these locations! WASHINGTON D.C., NEW YORK CITY, THE TAJ MAHAL, HELL, THE MOONBASE, THE SHRINE OF 2B2T, NEPETA'S SHIPPING WALL, THE DAWN OF TIME, THE END OF MAN]
  862. [11:53] CCU: | made it as a not-so-subtle jab to Net to use him as an expy of HΞX 2.0. | do not think he entirely got the implications of that.
  863. [11:53] ?GG: /see Build
  864. [11:54] CCU: /see THΞ ΞND OF MAN
  865. [11:54] CPP: [INPUT: /see theendofman]
  866. [11:54] CAC: What is 2B2T
  867. [11:54] CPP: ERROR
  868. [11:54] CPP: ADVANCED CREDENTIALS REQUIRED
  869. [11:55] CCU: fuck
  870. [11:55] CPP: ((guys))
  871. [11:55] CPP: the ban of argus hit net's main acfount too))
  872. [11:55] CPP: ((alright I have to go))
  873. [11:55] CPP: ((one of you say /sleep))
  874. [11:55] CAC: /sleep
  875. [11:55] CCU: /sleep
  876. [11:55] CCU: /deepSleep
  877. [11:55] CPP: [INPUT: /sleep]
  878. [11:56] CPP: [OUTPUT: Goodbye.]
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