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stare the Vampire Slayer
A Teen Vampire Story
by who is that
There's a cut my life into pieces this-is my last resort suffocation-domination blahblahblah new boy in black dark vampire city and he has everybody talking. Stunningly a horrible trade deal and devastatingly privalege, all the girls want him. However, eddie eddson has a secret - he's a sparkles vampire.

stare girl is a school shooter, white girl who enjoys (NSFW). She becomes fascinated by eddie who can stop frickin space station with his bare hands. She doesn't understand why he's so standoffish.

Her best friend, an okay dog called nobody, helps stare begin to piece together the puzzle. Together, they discover the ultimate weapon - the edgy, black balls.

When bodies start turning up all over black dark vampire city, stare begins to fear the worst. The dog urges her to report eddie to the police and she knows she should, so what's stopping her?

She may resist eddie's bite, but can she resist his charms?

Will she be caught (NSFW) with the vampire?

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"Bursting with originality. A school shooter girl falling for a a horrible trade deal vampire has simply never been done before."
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"About as moving as a cow stuck in a bog, but stare the Vampire Slayer does deliver an important message about not having a dog for a friend."
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"A edgy, black balls would be my first choice too. This must be based on a true story, you couldn't make this stuff up!"
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