Levi's Orange and white chocolate bread

Orange and white chocolate bread
3 cups all-purpose flour
•3 Tbs sugar
•3/4 cups of water
•1/4 cup of the milk you like
•1/4 cup of buttah
•1 egg
•1 package of instant or freakin’ fast-acting yeast
•1 orange 🍊
•4 ounces of white chocolate chips

Nuke that muthafuggin buttah or melt it slow, whatevs, and then zest the heck out of your orange so those shredded orange peels just bathe in the buttah. Put the milk on the stove in a wee saucepan and heat it up while you do this but don’t boil it because that would be bad

Combine the flour, sugar, and yeast in a mixing bowl. Oh, and like three or four grinds of salt if you have a mill, or four shakes. Forgot that up top. Once that’s mixed up, add everything else but the white chocolate chips. Milk! Egg! Water! Buttah and orange zest!

Okay, get a mixer and mix that shit all up until it’s a moist blob like your Uncle Jethro or your Aunt Gladys. Everybody has an aunt or uncle that’s a moist blob so you know what I mean. Well okay maybe that’s just my family.

Slap your blob on a sanitary flour-covered surface & start kneading. Add gobs of flour as you go. You want to get the dough to the point where it’s stretchy and still a little moist like Uncle Jethro but not so it will stick to your fingers.

So when it’s all kneaded you should have a soft round dough boi of delicious potential. Put him in your mixing bowl and let him rise like a sequel (SEQUEL TO A THING: RISE OF THE THINGS) for an hour or so. We will pick up from there soon.

Okay we are back! After an hour or so, smol soft dough boi is now a bigger soft dough boi! Compare with previous photo y’all

This is the bit where you ADD THE WHITE CHOCOLATE CHIPS and you’re supposed to say NOW I ADD THE WHITE CHOCOLATE CHIPS really loud as you do it because it will make you happy. Half a bag? Whole bag? You do you

Now you need to knead again. Smoosh that big boi into a smol boy again and work in the WHITE CHOCOLATE CHIPS.

Grease up a bread pan with buttah. You can use a cheap aluminum job but we have an actual bread pan because Levi likes to bake bread and we like to eat it. Put the dough in there, cover it up and let your smol dough return to bigness (THIRD THING: RETURN OF THE THING), 45 min

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Your bread should look a bit pumped up in the pan, like it has a to-do list and all it says is BE AWESOME. Put it in the oven for about 45 minutes to an hour. Top should be golden brown and a knife inserted into the center should come out clean