Shiny jiggly's somewhat boring adventures

This exerpt was taken from the long-dead but still hosted Sprite city forums
(which sprang off from TCoD forums)

Dec 13 2006

Shiny jiggly's somewhat boring adventures:
Is my lawn watered?

Day 2: anyways, after that talk with Dragongirl I started building a secret base from tires in the SW corner of town. I used up all the monster truck tires I could find at the dump to make that thing too! It looked kinda like this: (Posted Image) After I was done I stood back and looked at my achievement. I called it Fort Tatertot. After a long hard day of work I went to bed.

Dream: where am I? HELLO!
vrooom vrooom!
um, hello?
vrooom vrooom vrooom!
um, uh, um, what?
VROOOOOOOOOOM! *bright headlights turn on*
oh no! it's a monster truck!
vrooom vrooom! VROOOOOOOOOOM! *truck starts going towards me*
AAAAAH! IT'S CHASING ME!
VROOOOOOOOOOM!
AAAAAAAH! *runs really fast*
VROOOOOOOOOOM! VROOOOOOOOOOM!
AAAAAaaaah... *wakes up*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Day 3: Today I was shaking like a leaf all day long. I wouldn't even attempt to go near Fort Tatertot. if I even thought about it then I would remember the revving of the monster truck from my dream and yell loudly as if getting flattened by one...

Day 4: I was laying in the grass, wondering what to do. it's so boring! there's like, nothing to do except make furniture and walk around! When will this end! I then got up and asked the nearest person if there was anything to do around here.

day ?: I returned from my vacation and put my presents away. I totally forgot about the worries and boredom of everything when suddenly I noticed Fort Tatertot was missing from it's normal spot southeast of town! The roar of the beckoning monster truck grew louder than ever before! the fear had come back but the fort was gone! what was I to do! I was so enraged that I took off running out of the house and smack into a tree! I was pretty dazed after that...

Dream:vroom vroom...

huh?

vroooo...

what? you need help?

vrrrrr, vrrrrroooorrrooo...

what? somebody took your tires and started selling them to potion makers that grind up rubber to make their potions and it is making you weak and stuff?

*sigh* how about I talk in plain English instead of you guessing my problems from my vrooming.

what?! you can talk?

of course I can. can't you talk?

Sure but what's your real problem? and why were you chasing me last time?

First of all my problem started back at Poketrucks 2005...
I was a famous monster truck called Magmar's fire. I was everywhere. T.V., toothpaste, you name it I was on the package. But then one day they made an identical looking monster truck called Electabuzz's thunder. He was always getting all the attention and I was being left in the dark. Then one day I saw a man with a giant sized jack and a huge tire remover and he stripped me of my wheels! I was left in the garage to rust. I then started thinking about things more deeply. Then suddenly I focused on an old tool box and it started to move! I had psychic powers ever since. I gradually strengthened my newfound ability and finally it was time. I dragged the four tires and lifted myself up. I then put the wheels back on and then I was finally back on the road! I even gave myself a new name, Espeon's fury. Espy for short. I then went to see Buzz. I found him in unwheeled in a garage similar to mine! "Buzz, It's me, Maggie. Wake up. I can help you,"
"Maggie, is that you? how did you get back on your wheels?"
"I became psychic and put my wheels back on"
"riiight, anyways, if you really are psychic, then can you get my wheels back on?"
"sure, just tell me why you got unwheeled"
He told me his story. It was almost identical to mine, except he didn't start thinking deep thoughts.
"so you've been here for a week?"
"yep, right after you disappeared off the face of the planet, I became the main attraction. But this new chick called Jynx's blizzard took my place almost instantly,"
I put his wheels on and then I told him my new name.
"since this is a new beginning for me too, I'm gonna re-name myself too. I'll be Umbreon's shadow,"
We drove out of the garage and we were surrounded by rioters and environmentalists . They hated us. So I picked them up and told them, <I control you. There is nothing you can do.> I put them down and they fled.
"Espy, you never told me you could thought speak,"
"Oops. Well now you know,"
"You know I can thought speak too?"
"You said you didn't gain any psychic powers,"
"I could thought speak since the day I was manufactured,"
"That explains it,"
We continued our conquest to become number one and dazzled the crowds with our psychic powers. We climbed in the ranks faster than anyone. Then we got to the money man behind it all: Shren Tonka.
"Well hello boys, my name is Mr.Tonka,"
<we have come for revenge>
<both of us>
"What? I think I'm hearing things. Speak again,"
<you aren't hearing things Shren>
<we know all your secrets. you are a pitiful man who disposes of his trucks when they get a week old. You never got a girlfriend in high school. Your mom hates you for abandoning her on the streets!>
"H-h-how did you know I never got a girlfriend? I even forgot about that for some time!"
<it is because we can read your mind like a book, Shrenfield Rolex Tonka.>
"W-w-what do you want!? I c-can give you money! All my money! I'll give you my personal cologne! My bling! My last copy of the Ledian brothers' greatest hits?"
<We don't want your worthless items, we want to be the stars of Poketrucks.>
<and we want you to stop creating new monster trucks every day>
"security, please get in here. These trucks want to rip me limb from limb."
The door opened and a tall lavender pokemon entered the room.
<why did I sign up for this> the light purple thing thought spoke.
<OMG! is it really you? Mewtwo! can you sign my windshield?>
<Wait a minute, how did you become Mr.Tonka's security guard?>
<After the purity lake incident I left that area with my fellow clones and went to hide in Cerulean cave. But I was defeated by a boy called Red and a girl called Green. They told me that I should make a movie about myself. My movie became an instant hit and I became famous. One day the paparazzi crushed the front door of my house and that was it. I fled to Hoenn and got my security guard license and here I am now.>
We told Mewtwo that we were great fans of his and we also had psychic powers. but he had to do what he was told and he tossed us out of the building and took our tires and disabled most of our psychic abilities. We were teleported to our garage and we tracked where our tires went. They went to the dump and then they were took by you. You built Fort Tatertot with them and this enraged Umber and he used the last of his psychic power to scare you in your dreams. He never wanted to traumatize you, he just wanted you to leave our tires alone. But somebody disassembled it and took the tires while you were gone. So that means you have to find our tires.

But can't you guys track down where the tires are?

Not anymore. We used the last of that power up last time the tire were lost.

Where was the last place where you saw them?

We last saw them in a large bag outside of Spinda inn.

Must of been a pretty large bag.

HELLO? WAKE UP!

Just a minute! now what were you saying?

They're right. Wake up now.

Ok.

I woke up outside my door and somebody was looking at me. It was...

 ... a walkie-talkie that had been left on for some reason. I picked it up and said "hello? who's there?" but all I heard was fuzz until a quiet voice whispered something creepy. "...seven days..."
"is this a prank? I didn't watch the tape! it was on DVD!"
"...no...seven days until the moon falls..."
"don't you mean 3 days?"
"...no...a plastic moon that in in my bathroom and will do no damage whatsoever..."
"then why did you warn me?"
"...I wanted to show you...the extent...of my...psychic powers..."
"why?"
"...to help you...find the sacred tires..."
"since when were the tires sacred?"
"SINCE I SAID SO!...anyways...create a vehicle suitable for travel and I will give you the next hint..."
"ok, I'll make a rolling taco stand or something to get to the tires!"
"...keep this walkie talkie...as if it were a treasure...and hold on to it until I say to stop..."
"ok, can i go now?"
"...yes...keep in touch..."
"bye" I put the walkie talkie in my pocket and started to create a taco stand on wheels or something...

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Shiny Jiggly
Posted: Jan 13 2007, 02:20 AM



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A couple days passed and I finally made a "vehicle suitable for travel". I actually bought it off of some dude who was wandering around town who used to work in Vermilion city as a cargo handler. he offered me a truck for 20 yen (which is very very cheap) and gave me the keys for 245 yen. I gladly accepted and found out the truck was dark and grey. I painted it with the leftover pink paint I got with the box of purple item paint. the car wound up looking like this:(Posted Image). I then got a call from the mysterious man from 3 days ago and he said," good... you have obtained the truck... did you look under... to find something?"
"No. Why?"
"Nothing... I was thinking about something else... anyways... activate the hydrolics... and head towards... the west forest... "
"ok!" I said flipping the blue switch on the truck. I've never drove a truck before that day. Sure I've driven a go-kart and an ATV, but I've never been in the driver's seat of a truck. I turned the overpriced set of keys and the truck started up. I put my foot on the gas pedal and the engine revved but nothing happened. "duh, the shift stick!" I never did like playing those racing video games where you had to shift gears. Why couldn't it be an automatic? But then I looked and I discovered it only had 3 gears: forward, neutral, and reverse. I had a quick sigh of relief. I put the truck in forward and the sound of crunching gears was the next thing I heard. I placed my foot on the pedal once again and the truck jolted forwards. i clenched the steering wheel, turning it towards the west forest. The truck bounced forward and I began to feel sea sick, which was odd because this was a car, not a boat. but it bobbed up and down like one. I leaped closer and closer to the wall of trees and wondered if an invisible wall would stop me like in GTA: vice city when i flew a car over a wall and failed miserably many other times because of the invisible wall behind the simple blockage that could normally be avoided if it weren't a video game. But this was a simple town in the middle of nowhere. why would somebody want us inside the walls forever? The truck jumped gracefully over the woods that would normally be impassable. I finally saw the horizon beyond my neighborhood. I saw pillars and pillars of almost endless trees. I kept the truck hopping through the thick forest and soon sprite city was gone from my rear view mirror. I had truly left the small part of civilization I once knew. I pressed onward until i saw the end of the trees. A beautiful sight indeed. Towering skyscrapers and small corner shops galore! I was sure this was the place. I read a sign that said 'Welcome to Saffron city: ironically it is grey instead of bright red'. The tallest building of them all was the Silph co. building. The place where all sorts of things get invented. In order to not draw attention, I transformed into my human form. ((Posted Image))
I turned off the hydrolics and drove through town like a normal person. I got out of the truck and the walkie talkie ringed. "Hello?"
"... now you must... take the magnet train... to Goldenrod city..."
"Ok" I said hanging up and walking over to the magnet train. I happened to see a dropped ticket on the ground so I put it in my pocket. I showed the woman the ticket and soon I was on a one way trip to Goldenrod. I got off the train dazed from the high speeds. I looked around. It looked so familiar yet so different. I stepped outside and gazed at the radio tower. My walkie talkie was acting wierdly so I switched it to a different channel. I changed it a little and suddenly it started picking up brodcasts from the radio tower! I listened to lucky numbers for a while and then the weird guy called. "... you must now... go to the natonal park... but renember... to be in jigglypuff form and run away rom all trainers... those shiny collectors... around here are pretty vicous..."
"Ok, I just need to find a place to hide so I can transfom"
"... go underground... all freaks... no offense... hang out down there... and don't care... about transforming jigglypuffs..."
"Ok!" I said walking to the underground entrance. Once I was in the haircut brother's shop, I transformed back into a jigglypuff. The freaks down there thought they were seeing things and I walked out of there with no publicity. I rolled all the way to the national park and enjoyed the peace and quiet of the park. by this time it was dark out but the lamp posts lit up the place and made me feel warm. As I almost dozed off, the walkie talkie rang and it was creepy again. " ...the tires should be... behind the gate... next to the guy... with the gameboy."
"There he is! but where's the tires?"
"they've been... itemballifyed..."
"That isn't even a word!"
"IT IS NOW! ...anyways, get the item ball with the tires inside"
"Ok," I said carefully tip toeing through the grass when suddenlly,
"HOOOT!" a Hoot hoot popped up out of nowhere! I ran and accidentally, popped out of the grass for all the trainers to see! "AAAAH!" i yelled as 15 trainers started running towards me. "STOP! If you catch me, I will never grant your wishes!" I said hoping they would listen.
"R-r-really? anyways my wish is for a girlfriend!" a freaked out trainer said.
"Hey lady! this guy likes you!" I said to a girl in the crowd who somehow started to like him.
"Thank you magical jigglypuff!" the trainer said kissing his newfound love.
"Hey! I wish for a nice hairdo!" some other guy said.
"I'll give you a tip: the haircut bros. are awesome and it only costs 30 yen. I'll give you 30 yen for the haircut," I said handing the guy a 30 yen coin.
"I wish for a pineapple!"
"I wish for a taco!"
"I wish for 3 more wishes!"
"I wish for a moviestar to come to my house!"
"I wish for some decent teeth!"
"I wish for your mom!"
"Sorry people, but I have to go. I have a raging psychic monster truck's tires to deliver and I don't want to be late!" I said walking towards the guy with the gameboy. At least I made it out of there ok. I grabbed the item ball and rolled back to the underground. I transformed to my human form and boarded the train. I arrived back in saffron and I bounced the truck back home...

Yesterday I arrived at my house and parked the truck in the place where fort tater tot once stood.
"now you must... take the tires... to the moon..."
"WHA?!? The moon!? Why the moon?"
"Nobody will ever think... of going... to the moon... just to grab... some tires... "
"Can't I just sink them into the sea?"
"TIRES FLOAT YOU WORTHLESS DRONE!"
"ok then, how do I get the tires to the moon?"
"Rocket... launcher... "
"Last time I checked I didn't have a rocket launcher,"
"make one... out of... cardboard..."
"ok, I'll try to make a cardboard rocket launcher," I said as I was walking home. Apparently Darien gave it a makeover while I was gone. I went straight to bed...

Dream: *back at Johto national park*
I wish for my to fwont teef!
I wish I could stop world hunger!
I wish my camera could take decent pictures!
I wish for world peace!
I wish for a year's supply of vanilla pudding!
I wish I was a movie star!
I can't take it anymore! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *uses hyper voice*
ok... I didn't know I could do that.
but you can! and much more!
you better not be one of those collectors who want their wishes granted
I'm not. I'm just passing through. I have enough shinies. My starter is a shiny.
wow, you're lucky
yes I am. and that move you used to make those annoying collectors flee was Hyper voice.
hyper voice? isn't that an ultimate move or something?
Yes, but given the right circumstances one can learn it earlier.
so a bunch of noisy people were the trigger?
if you put it that way then yes. the triggers can be different for everyone. but it always seems to associate itself with danger.
why?
nobody knows the true reason but they think it might have something to do with natural defense. by the way, how did you learn how to speak English?
like everybody else did. you see when i was really really little, i was infused with jigglypuff DNA but it didn't take effect until puberty.
what do you mean? you are a jigglypuff. right?
actually you're half right. I'm half human.
amazing!
I can also switch between looking like a jigglypuff and looking like a person on the fly but i like being a jigglypuff better.
then can you transform for me?
ok! *transforms* this is it.
I'm guessing you can't transform into anything else. is that correct?
yes. I'm not a ditto you know.
and are you lucky to be shiny?
yeah. The jigglypuff that got it's back hair shaved for me wasn't a shiny, the pigment just kinda got messed with when I first transformed and it's been like that ever since.
does that mean that all shinies are experimental poke-human hybrids?
not all of them. I know that only a few hybrids like me have a shiny color. there are natural shinies so that just means that shinyness is completely random, whether or not they're a hybrid or not.
were you experimented on for war purposes?
no. it was just a test to see if humans and pokemon could truly mix. and apparently we can.
but can you communicate with other pokemon?
sure. but not very well. they smell me and usually attack me or something. by the way, why are you interviewing me?
I just wanted to know. So anyways, where do you live? you know, since you're an outcast from the rest of the world.
i live in sprite city. it's a nice little town in the middle of a forest and everyone gets along pretty well. but not much has happened lately.
I just have one more question, do you like *BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!*
*wakes up*
I woke up and i perked up when I remembered I had something to do!
the cardboard rocket launcher! I quickly strapped a piece of an old jet pack to an old moving box and I was ready to go! (Posted Image) I waited all day until it was dusk. As soon as I saw the moon in the sky I prepared the rocket and counted down.
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1!
BLASTOFF! I pressed the button and the box shot up into the sky.
(Posted Image)
I gazed at it for a while until I couldn't really see it. then I went back home and went to sleep...

(a couple weeks later)

~Piika recently moved in. I welcomed her (unlike some other people mind you) and she seems to be doing nicely. but I wonder if VP still pays attention to this place anymore. She always seems to be off somewhere else and I find myself walking outside and seeing tumbleweeds roll past me! (in the middle of a dense forest for crying out loud!) Anyways I forgot where Darien put that new tire fort he made for me. And I can't find Darien anywhere either! Like, first Whitey dissapeared and now Darien and VP! WHAT IS THIS PLACE COMING TO!?!

(Shiny Jiggly was never heard from ever again after this entry)