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- 00:00:42,674 --> 00:00:45,474
- Who cares about
- winning? Let's get drunk!
- 2
- 00:00:45,476 --> 00:00:46,843
- Now we're going
- into the lightning round.
- 3
- 00:00:46,845 --> 00:00:48,578
- Let's do it.
- 4
- 00:00:48,580 --> 00:00:50,112
- So from now on, you'll
- be shouting out your answers.
- 5
- 00:00:50,114 --> 00:00:50,880
- Get you drunk, Merkins.
- You too, Borgs.
- 6
- 00:00:50,882 --> 00:00:53,316
- I'm thirsty. Huh?
- 7
- 00:00:53,318 --> 00:00:55,618
- I need four shots of vodka,
- four shots of water.
- 8
- 00:00:55,620 --> 00:00:57,554
- I want you to send the vodka
- over to the Merkins'.
- 9
- 00:00:57,556 --> 00:00:59,489
- Send the water to us.
- You understand?
- 10
- 00:00:59,491 --> 00:01:01,325
- What former
- Supreme Court Justice...
- 11
- 00:01:01,327 --> 00:01:03,260
- - Oliver Wendell Holmes!
- - Correct.
- 12
- 00:01:03,262 --> 00:01:04,593
- Yes!
- 13
- 00:01:04,595 --> 00:01:07,230
- Again, I'd like to ask
- the players to allow me to...
- 14
- 00:01:07,232 --> 00:01:08,463
- To finish the question.
- 15
- 00:01:08,465 --> 00:01:10,499
- Very funny.
- 16
- 00:01:10,501 --> 00:01:12,769
- Okay, okay.
- This is getting embarrassing.
- 17
- 00:01:12,771 --> 00:01:14,804
- So we need to focus.
- 18
- 00:01:14,806 --> 00:01:16,439
- 'Cause this isn't a game.
- 19
- 00:01:16,441 --> 00:01:18,040
- It literally is.
- 20
- 00:01:18,042 --> 00:01:20,310
- Bill, do not test me
- right now.
- 21
- 00:01:20,312 --> 00:01:22,579
- Looks like we're
- down to two teams.
- 22
- 00:01:22,581 --> 00:01:24,647
- So for double points,
- 23
- 00:01:24,649 --> 00:01:27,650
- what is the name
- of the purple Teletubby?
- 24
- 00:01:27,652 --> 00:01:30,488
- - Tinky Winky!
- - You're both correct.
- 25
- 00:01:31,890 --> 00:01:33,722
- He always carried a...
- 26
- 00:01:33,724 --> 00:01:35,457
- - Red purse.
- - Yeah.
- 27
- 00:01:35,459 --> 00:01:38,061
- - And he loved big hugs.
- - Big hugs.
- 28
- 00:01:38,063 --> 00:01:40,564
- I know. I'm Max.
- 29
- 00:01:40,566 --> 00:01:42,064
- Annie.
- 30
- 00:01:59,584 --> 00:02:00,883
- Ha-ha! You're never
- gonna be able to
- 31
- 00:02:00,885 --> 00:02:02,352
- hold on to Asia! You hear me?
- 32
- 00:02:02,354 --> 00:02:04,219
- Hey, if you take Kamchatka,
- and I take Mongolia,
- 33
- 00:02:04,221 --> 00:02:05,489
- we could trap Linda
- in the middle.
- 34
- 00:02:05,491 --> 00:02:06,755
- - Starve out her armies.
- - Hey!
- 35
- 00:02:06,757 --> 00:02:07,957
- You can't form alliances.
- 36
- 00:02:07,959 --> 00:02:10,092
- Worked for Hitler, right? Hmm?
- 37
- 00:02:10,094 --> 00:02:12,063
- You're high-fiving Hitler?
- 38
- 00:02:13,731 --> 00:02:16,199
- All right,
- you got this. Last one.
- 39
- 00:02:16,201 --> 00:02:19,301
- Oh, that's Twilight Saga:
- Breaking Dawn.
- 40
- 00:02:19,303 --> 00:02:20,703
- Yes!
- 41
- 00:02:20,705 --> 00:02:21,871
- I'm up, I feel good.
- 42
- 00:02:21,873 --> 00:02:23,039
- Two words.
- 43
- 00:02:23,041 --> 00:02:24,775
- Bill. Overweight.
- 44
- 00:02:24,777 --> 00:02:26,009
- - No.
- - Single. Out of work.
- 45
- 00:02:26,011 --> 00:02:27,076
- What the fuck?
- 46
- 00:02:27,078 --> 00:02:28,610
- Hairy.
- 47
- 00:02:28,612 --> 00:02:30,347
- Carry, marry.
- 48
- 00:02:30,349 --> 00:02:31,480
- Marry!
- 49
- 00:02:31,482 --> 00:02:33,550
- You. Me.
- 50
- 00:02:33,552 --> 00:02:34,683
- Marry me?
- 51
- 00:02:34,685 --> 00:02:36,552
- Dude, we got it! We got it!
- 52
- 00:02:36,554 --> 00:02:38,253
- Annie, will you?
- 53
- 00:02:38,255 --> 00:02:39,588
- Will you marry me?
- 54
- 00:02:39,590 --> 00:02:41,790
- - Is that a yes? That's a yes!
- - Yeah!
- 55
- 00:02:41,792 --> 00:02:44,394
- I'm really happy for you guys.
- 56
- 00:02:57,541 --> 00:02:59,474
- - Lot of pressure here.
- - Yeah.
- 57
- 00:02:59,476 --> 00:03:01,044
- You miss,
- you lose it all.
- 58
- 00:03:01,046 --> 00:03:02,412
- Stay outta my head.
- 59
- 00:03:02,414 --> 00:03:03,445
- And you know you have
- a distinct advantage
- 60
- 00:03:03,447 --> 00:03:04,647
- with the smaller hands, right?
- 61
- 00:03:04,649 --> 00:03:06,316
- Your goal posts
- are not as big.
- 62
- 00:03:06,318 --> 00:03:07,516
- Well, I guess you
- should've married Uma Thurman.
- 63
- 00:03:07,518 --> 00:03:08,683
- Yeah, that would've
- been great.
- 64
- 00:03:08,685 --> 00:03:09,785
- There's a snap,
- 65
- 00:03:09,787 --> 00:03:10,953
- here's the hold.
- 66
- 00:03:10,955 --> 00:03:12,955
- - Ooh!
- - And a text.
- 67
- 00:03:12,957 --> 00:03:14,591
- That was interference.
- 68
- 00:03:14,593 --> 00:03:16,025
- Sorry, honey. I know
- how much that meant to you.
- 69
- 00:03:16,027 --> 00:03:18,593
- - Come on.
- - Dr. Chin is ready for you.
- 70
- 00:03:18,595 --> 00:03:20,096
- Uh, great.
- 71
- 00:03:20,098 --> 00:03:21,698
- I think we've determined
- why you've been
- 72
- 00:03:21,700 --> 00:03:22,866
- having trouble conceiving.
- 73
- 00:03:22,868 --> 00:03:25,034
- - Okay. Let's have it.
- - Okay, great.
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- 00:03:25,036 --> 00:03:28,070
- Oh, what's that look? Is it me?
- Of course it's me.
- 75
- 00:03:28,072 --> 00:03:30,039
- I'm not loving your semen.
- 76
- 00:03:30,041 --> 00:03:32,175
- - Oh?
- - Your count is excellent,
- 77
- 00:03:32,177 --> 00:03:34,443
- but your motility
- is well below normal.
- 78
- 00:03:34,445 --> 00:03:36,412
- - That's too bad.
- - What would cause that?
- 79
- 00:03:36,414 --> 00:03:39,549
- It can be genetic,
- environmental factors.
- 80
- 00:03:39,551 --> 00:03:41,852
- Nine times out of 10, though,
- it's psychological.
- 81
- 00:03:41,854 --> 00:03:44,653
- Have you been feeling
- anxious or stressed?
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- 00:03:44,655 --> 00:03:46,355
- No, I don't think so.
- Not really.
- 83
- 00:03:46,357 --> 00:03:49,126
- Uh...
- He's always a little stressed.
- 84
- 00:03:49,128 --> 00:03:50,794
- You don't have to write...
- I'm not...
- 85
- 00:03:50,796 --> 00:03:51,927
- Honey, she's writing it down.
- 86
- 00:03:51,929 --> 00:03:54,430
- Well, Max is very competitive.
- 87
- 00:03:54,432 --> 00:03:55,498
- As am I.
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- 00:03:55,500 --> 00:03:56,598
- We sure are.
- 89
- 00:03:56,600 --> 00:03:58,134
- One of the reasons
- I fell in love with him.
- 90
- 00:03:58,136 --> 00:03:59,568
- Maybe that makes him
- a little more prone
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- 00:03:59,570 --> 00:04:02,271
- to stress than normal people.
- 92
- 00:04:02,273 --> 00:04:03,505
- "Normal people"?
- 93
- 00:04:03,507 --> 00:04:05,342
- How long has this
- been going on, Max?
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- 00:04:05,344 --> 00:04:06,876
- It's not going on.
- 95
- 00:04:06,878 --> 00:04:09,679
- Oh, well, you did say
- even when you were a kid,
- 96
- 00:04:09,681 --> 00:04:11,948
- you would freak out
- if you lost at anything.
- 97
- 00:04:11,950 --> 00:04:13,181
- Oh, I was a kid.
- 98
- 00:04:13,183 --> 00:04:14,717
- Especially if you lost
- to your brother.
- 99
- 00:04:14,719 --> 00:04:16,185
- Hmm.
- 100
- 00:04:16,187 --> 00:04:18,086
- Hey, is that what this is?
- 101
- 00:04:18,088 --> 00:04:19,155
- No.
- 102
- 00:04:19,157 --> 00:04:20,589
- You have been so uptight
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- 00:04:20,591 --> 00:04:22,391
- since you found out that
- Brooks is coming to town.
- 104
- 00:04:22,393 --> 00:04:24,060
- I don't think that's true.
- 105
- 00:04:24,062 --> 00:04:25,562
- - Could that be a factor in all this?
- - Let's be fair.
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- 00:04:25,564 --> 00:04:28,165
- Sibling rivalry
- can be very powerful.
- 107
- 00:04:28,167 --> 00:04:30,333
- Cain and Abel, the Baldwins.
- 108
- 00:04:30,335 --> 00:04:31,867
- - The what?
- - The brothers.
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- 00:04:31,869 --> 00:04:33,435
- I'm not sure
- why we're discussing this.
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- 00:04:33,437 --> 00:04:34,903
- She's not a therapist.
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- 00:04:34,905 --> 00:04:37,105
- You're not a therapist, right?
- With all respect.
- 112
- 00:04:37,107 --> 00:04:38,673
- - No, but I am a doctor.
- - Sure.
- 113
- 00:04:38,675 --> 00:04:40,610
- And I believe in treating
- the whole patient.
- 114
- 00:04:40,612 --> 00:04:42,345
- So, what is it
- about your brother
- 115
- 00:04:42,347 --> 00:04:44,280
- that makes you
- feel emasculated?
- 116
- 00:04:44,282 --> 00:04:45,749
- Are we gonna do this?
- 117
- 00:04:45,751 --> 00:04:47,483
- We're right next to the room
- where I masturbated.
- 118
- 00:04:47,485 --> 00:04:50,754
- I think he has it in his head
- that Brooks is cooler
- 119
- 00:04:50,756 --> 00:04:53,956
- and more successful
- and hotter than he is.
- 120
- 00:04:53,958 --> 00:04:55,158
- I never said "hotter."
- 121
- 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:56,658
- He's charming.
- 122
- 00:04:56,660 --> 00:04:59,261
- That's interesting.
- And is he single?
- 123
- 00:04:59,263 --> 00:05:00,596
- What's that?
- 124
- 00:05:00,598 --> 00:05:01,898
- I don't know
- if I mentioned it,
- 125
- 00:05:01,900 --> 00:05:03,932
- but Keith and I
- are on a trial separation.
- 126
- 00:05:03,934 --> 00:05:05,300
- - Oh.
- - Keith?
- 127
- 00:05:05,302 --> 00:05:07,136
- Uh, Keith.
- 128
- 00:05:07,138 --> 00:05:09,238
- So, do you think your brother would
- wanna grab a cup of coffee with me?
- 129
- 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:10,406
- Gosh, I don't know.
- 130
- 00:05:10,408 --> 00:05:11,973
- Well, it doesn't hurt to ask.
- 131
- 00:05:11,975 --> 00:05:13,343
- Hurts a little.
- 132
- 00:05:13,345 --> 00:05:16,379
- Now, is he a tall fella?
- 'Cause I'm only 5'2".
- 133
- 00:05:16,381 --> 00:05:17,913
- We're all done with my semen?
- 134
- 00:05:17,915 --> 00:05:19,382
- He is taller than Max.
- 135
- 00:05:19,384 --> 00:05:20,749
- Good.
- 136
- 00:05:20,751 --> 00:05:22,252
- But he did date
- this ballerina once,
- 137
- 00:05:22,254 --> 00:05:23,422
- and she was just
- a teeny-tiny little thing.
- 138
- 00:05:43,107 --> 00:05:45,307
- Ooh.
- Honey, Gary.
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- 00:05:45,309 --> 00:05:46,742
- Don't mention
- game night, okay?
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- 00:05:46,744 --> 00:05:47,744
- Mmm-hmm.
- 141
- 00:05:47,746 --> 00:05:49,511
- - Good evening, Max.
- - Hey, Gary.
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- 00:05:49,513 --> 00:05:50,980
- - Annie.
- - Hello there.
- 143
- 00:05:50,982 --> 00:05:53,182
- Hi, Gary!
- 144
- 00:05:53,184 --> 00:05:54,884
- Just checking the mail.
- 145
- 00:05:54,886 --> 00:05:56,218
- Oh, yeah?
- 146
- 00:05:56,220 --> 00:05:57,285
- Some people check it
- earlier in the day,
- 147
- 00:05:57,287 --> 00:05:58,588
- but there's always a risk
- 148
- 00:05:58,590 --> 00:06:01,891
- that the mail carrier
- hasn't come yet.
- 149
- 00:06:01,893 --> 00:06:06,564
- This spares me the chance of
- a futile trip to the mailbox.
- 150
- 00:06:08,165 --> 00:06:09,764
- Uh-huh.
- 151
- 00:06:09,766 --> 00:06:13,838
- Plus, it allows Bastian here
- the opportunity to urinate.
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- 00:06:14,905 --> 00:06:16,605
- You have a good one.
- 153
- 00:06:16,607 --> 00:06:18,107
- Any plans for this evening?
- 154
- 00:06:18,109 --> 00:06:20,042
- No.
- 155
- 00:06:20,044 --> 00:06:21,509
- Perhaps a game night?
- 156
- 00:06:21,511 --> 00:06:22,677
- We're just gonna stay in,
- 157
- 00:06:22,679 --> 00:06:24,314
- - just the two of us.
- - Mmm-hmm.
- 158
- 00:06:24,316 --> 00:06:26,182
- - Boring.
- - Mmm.
- 159
- 00:06:26,184 --> 00:06:28,617
- I see.
- 160
- 00:06:28,619 --> 00:06:32,891
- I do hope you keep me in mind
- for any future game nights.
- 161
- 00:06:33,758 --> 00:06:35,089
- You bet.
- 162
- 00:06:35,091 --> 00:06:38,627
- I've always enjoyed the
- camaraderie of good friends
- 163
- 00:06:38,629 --> 00:06:42,230
- competing in games
- of chance and skill.
- 164
- 00:06:42,232 --> 00:06:44,968
- Yeah. Yeah, well,
- we'll do that,
- 165
- 00:06:44,970 --> 00:06:49,338
- but tonight it's just
- the two of us.
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- 00:06:49,340 --> 00:06:52,611
- Three bags of Tostitos Scoops,
- I notice.
- 167
- 00:06:58,316 --> 00:07:01,016
- There was a special
- on these tonight.
- 168
- 00:07:01,018 --> 00:07:02,718
- Three for one.
- 169
- 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:04,553
- Three for one?
- 170
- 00:07:04,555 --> 00:07:05,687
- Yup.
- 171
- 00:07:05,689 --> 00:07:07,792
- How can that be profitable
- for Frito-Lay?
- 172
- 00:07:09,093 --> 00:07:10,996
- These corporations,
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- 00:07:12,297 --> 00:07:13,428
- I don't know
- what they're doing.
- 174
- 00:07:14,566 --> 00:07:17,766
- Well, you two
- enjoy each other.
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- 00:07:17,768 --> 00:07:22,574
- It's often we don't appreciate
- what we have until it's gone.
- 176
- 00:07:26,677 --> 00:07:28,343
- - I think that's it.
- - Okay.
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- 00:07:28,345 --> 00:07:29,648
- Bye-bye!
- 178
- 00:07:35,819 --> 00:07:37,954
- If Gary sees the others
- coming, we're screwed.
- 179
- 00:07:37,956 --> 00:07:39,588
- No, no, honey,
- it's not gonna be a problem.
- 180
- 00:07:39,590 --> 00:07:41,824
- I was very clear with everyone
- to park far away
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- 00:07:41,826 --> 00:07:44,060
- and just to sneak in quietly,
- you know.
- 182
- 00:07:44,062 --> 00:07:45,360
- But now, I mean,
- 183
- 00:07:45,362 --> 00:07:46,629
- you don't think
- we're being dicks, do you?
- 184
- 00:07:46,631 --> 00:07:47,930
- Should we just
- still invite the guy?
- 185
- 00:07:47,932 --> 00:07:49,264
- He really seemed
- like he wanted to play.
- 186
- 00:07:49,266 --> 00:07:51,367
- No, no.
- Debbie was our friend,
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- 00:07:51,369 --> 00:07:52,468
- and Gary was just
- the creepy husband
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- 00:07:52,470 --> 00:07:53,737
- that we had to put up with.
- 189
- 00:07:53,739 --> 00:07:54,870
- That's true.
- 190
- 00:07:54,872 --> 00:07:56,538
- He's only gotten worse
- since the divorce.
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- 00:07:56,540 --> 00:07:59,108
- Yeah, we don't owe him
- anything, right? Fuck him!
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- 00:07:59,237 --> 00:08:25,668
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- 00:08:25,737 --> 00:08:26,968
- Hi!
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- 00:08:26,970 --> 00:08:28,473
- Hi.
- 194
- 00:08:31,609 --> 00:08:33,409
- Can we help you?
- 195
- 00:08:33,411 --> 00:08:35,110
- I'm okay.
- 196
- 00:08:35,112 --> 00:08:36,745
- Hey!
- 197
- 00:08:36,747 --> 00:08:38,080
- Of course. Ryan, why are you
- coming in through the window?
- 198
- 00:08:38,082 --> 00:08:41,450
- You said sneak in so RoboCop
- wouldn't see us.
- 199
- 00:08:41,452 --> 00:08:43,086
- I meant sneak in
- through the door.
- 200
- 00:08:43,088 --> 00:08:44,385
- Well, you were super vague.
- 201
- 00:08:44,387 --> 00:08:45,788
- - I wasn't vague at all.
- - Wine?
- 202
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- I know I didn't say,
- "Break the succulents."
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- 00:08:47,224 --> 00:08:48,923
- Hey.
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- 00:08:48,925 --> 00:08:50,592
- I'm not dressed for this nonsense.
- This is ridiculous.
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- 00:08:50,594 --> 00:08:51,927
- It's like Night
- of the Living Dead in here.
- 206
- 00:08:51,929 --> 00:08:53,596
- Yeah, you are asking
- a lot from us, Max.
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- 00:08:53,598 --> 00:08:54,830
- I didn't say to come
- through the window.
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- 00:08:54,832 --> 00:08:56,533
- This is Max.
- We used to work together.
- 209
- 00:08:56,535 --> 00:08:58,533
- His wife, Annie. Michelle,
- and that guy's Kevin.
- 210
- 00:08:58,535 --> 00:09:00,001
- - What's up, buddy?
- - The door's right there.
- 211
- 00:09:00,003 --> 00:09:01,004
- Guys, this is Madison.
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- 00:09:01,006 --> 00:09:02,538
- Yeah, you brought her
- last week.
- 213
- 00:09:02,540 --> 00:09:04,506
- You work at Forever 21, right?
- 214
- 00:09:04,508 --> 00:09:06,609
- - No, no.
- - I work at Sephora.
- 215
- 00:09:06,611 --> 00:09:09,144
- - I'm confused.
- - Different girl.
- 216
- 00:09:09,146 --> 00:09:10,879
- Same look, same voice.
- 217
- 00:09:10,881 --> 00:09:11,947
- Nice to meet you.
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- 00:09:11,949 --> 00:09:13,651
- You, too.
- 219
- 00:09:15,719 --> 00:09:17,219
- - That's yours.
- - It's...
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- 00:09:17,221 --> 00:09:19,688
- No. I think you're
- supposed to kiss it, right?
- 221
- 00:09:19,690 --> 00:09:20,722
- Welcome.
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- 00:09:20,724 --> 00:09:22,158
- Do you guys have a bathroom?
- 223
- 00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:23,659
- There's one just down
- the hall. You need it?
- 224
- 00:09:23,661 --> 00:09:25,427
- Okay, is it on
- the right or the left?
- 225
- 00:09:25,429 --> 00:09:27,129
- I don't wanna go
- in the wrong room.
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- 00:09:27,131 --> 00:09:28,331
- The one with the toilet.
- 227
- 00:09:28,333 --> 00:09:29,398
- - Can't miss it.
- - Okay.
- 228
- 00:09:32,303 --> 00:09:33,501
- - Oh, boy.
- - Dude!
- 229
- 00:09:33,503 --> 00:09:34,870
- - Oh. Wow.
- - Right?
- 230
- 00:09:34,872 --> 00:09:36,139
- Where'd you find her?
- A TED Talk?
- 231
- 00:09:36,141 --> 00:09:37,407
- No, at Chipotle.
- 232
- 00:09:37,409 --> 00:09:38,807
- Let me ask you
- something, Ryan.
- 233
- 00:09:38,809 --> 00:09:40,341
- Aren't you sick of losing
- game night every week
- 234
- 00:09:40,343 --> 00:09:41,543
- because of the dates
- you bring?
- 235
- 00:09:41,545 --> 00:09:43,812
- They're not always that bad.
- 236
- 00:09:46,483 --> 00:09:48,083
- Heather, seriously.
- 237
- 00:09:48,085 --> 00:09:49,653
- How many photos of you with
- the dog filter do you need?
- 238
- 00:09:51,554 --> 00:09:53,755
- "Dennis" isn't a word.
- 239
- 00:09:53,757 --> 00:09:56,158
- Yeah, it is.
- It's my daddy's name, so...
- 240
- 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:59,327
- These are the elite,
- the very best, the...
- 241
- 00:09:59,329 --> 00:10:00,562
- Oh, oh. White people!
- 242
- 00:10:00,564 --> 00:10:02,297
- - What?
- - Oh, Jesus.
- 243
- 00:10:02,299 --> 00:10:03,666
- Okay, unlike you psychos,
- 244
- 00:10:03,668 --> 00:10:05,634
- I don't give a shit
- about winning game night.
- 245
- 00:10:05,636 --> 00:10:07,269
- I don't need that validation.
- 246
- 00:10:07,271 --> 00:10:09,873
- But you do need the validation
- of dating Instagram models?
- 247
- 00:10:09,875 --> 00:10:11,139
- Absolutely.
- 248
- 00:10:11,141 --> 00:10:13,442
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry
- I'm not like you, Michelle.
- 249
- 00:10:13,444 --> 00:10:14,809
- We didn't all meet
- our soulmate
- 250
- 00:10:14,811 --> 00:10:16,078
- when we were 10 years old.
- 251
- 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:17,145
- Fourteen.
- 252
- 00:10:17,147 --> 00:10:18,414
- - Oh, sorry.
- - Fourteen.
- 253
- 00:10:18,416 --> 00:10:19,916
- And we didn't get married
- until we were 19.
- 254
- 00:10:19,918 --> 00:10:21,450
- - See, that's gross.
- - You know what, Ryan?
- 255
- 00:10:21,452 --> 00:10:24,019
- I hope one day you get to meet
- a lovely, young lady.
- 256
- 00:10:24,021 --> 00:10:26,589
- So you can love her as much as I
- love my sweet baby right here.
- 257
- 00:10:26,591 --> 00:10:28,557
- Yes, find her.
- Look how cute this...
- 258
- 00:10:28,559 --> 00:10:29,825
- - Hey, look at this.
- - So much love.
- 259
- 00:10:29,827 --> 00:10:31,059
- Let's look at him
- when we do it.
- 260
- 00:10:31,061 --> 00:10:32,562
- - Hey, everybody.
- - Find the love!
- 261
- 00:10:32,564 --> 00:10:33,828
- Grab your drinks.
- Let's go play, come on.
- 262
- 00:10:33,830 --> 00:10:35,865
- Dude, do you know
- what rich people
- 263
- 00:10:35,867 --> 00:10:37,432
- are doing on their game
- nights these days?
- 264
- 00:10:37,434 --> 00:10:38,768
- What's that?
- 265
- 00:10:38,770 --> 00:10:40,269
- - Fight clubs.
- - What?
- 266
- 00:10:40,271 --> 00:10:41,604
- I just read about 'em.
- 267
- 00:10:41,606 --> 00:10:43,306
- They pay poor people
- to fight each other,
- 268
- 00:10:43,308 --> 00:10:44,841
- and then they bet
- on the winner.
- 269
- 00:10:44,843 --> 00:10:46,708
- - No, that's not a real thing.
- - Yes, it is!
- 270
- 00:10:46,710 --> 00:10:48,344
- If you can have anything
- you want in this world,
- 271
- 00:10:48,346 --> 00:10:50,846
- you have to raise the stakes
- or life gets boring.
- 272
- 00:10:50,848 --> 00:10:52,815
- The Kennedys used to have
- fight clubs at their compound.
- 273
- 00:10:52,817 --> 00:10:54,616
- Honey, listen, you gotta
- stop reading BuzzFeed
- 274
- 00:10:54,618 --> 00:10:56,118
- every second of the damn day.
- 275
- 00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:57,720
- How about some Charades?
- Should we start with Charades?
- 276
- 00:10:57,722 --> 00:10:58,788
- - Let's go!
- - Yeah!
- 277
- 00:10:58,790 --> 00:10:59,989
- It's been a while, huh?
- 278
- 00:10:59,991 --> 00:11:01,591
- Do you wanna wait for Brooks?
- 279
- 00:11:01,593 --> 00:11:03,091
- I don't think we need to.
- No, he's late.
- 280
- 00:11:03,093 --> 00:11:04,125
- Wait, hold up.
- 281
- 00:11:04,127 --> 00:11:05,494
- - Brooks is in town?
- - Yeah.
- 282
- 00:11:05,496 --> 00:11:07,062
- I thought he was working
- in Europe.
- 283
- 00:11:07,064 --> 00:11:09,264
- He was, yeah. He's apparently
- back for some business.
- 284
- 00:11:09,266 --> 00:11:10,399
- Haven't seen him yet.
- 285
- 00:11:10,401 --> 00:11:12,366
- - But we can get started.
- - Yeah!
- 286
- 00:11:12,368 --> 00:11:13,469
- Who wants to start?
- 287
- 00:11:13,471 --> 00:11:15,137
- Who are you guys
- talking about?
- 288
- 00:11:15,139 --> 00:11:17,605
- Max's brother. He's this super
- successful venture capitalist.
- 289
- 00:11:17,607 --> 00:11:18,874
- Yeah, he was
- the first to invest
- 290
- 00:11:18,876 --> 00:11:20,176
- in Panera Bread, you know?
- 291
- 00:11:20,178 --> 00:11:22,077
- The Fuji Apple Salad
- was his idea.
- 292
- 00:11:22,079 --> 00:11:23,611
- - A lot of investors.
- - Yeah.
- 293
- 00:11:23,613 --> 00:11:25,581
- He's like the Mark Wahlberg
- to Max's Donnie.
- 294
- 00:11:25,583 --> 00:11:27,350
- Well...
- 295
- 00:11:27,352 --> 00:11:29,384
- Which is a huge compliment
- because Donnie was fucking great
- 296
- 00:11:29,386 --> 00:11:30,485
- in The Sixth Sense, wasn't he?
- 297
- 00:11:30,487 --> 00:11:31,653
- He was.
- 298
- 00:11:31,655 --> 00:11:33,121
- Was he in The Sixth Sense?
- 299
- 00:11:33,123 --> 00:11:34,255
- He sure is, yeah.
- 300
- 00:11:34,257 --> 00:11:35,357
- You know who is not
- in The Sixth Sense?
- 301
- 00:11:35,359 --> 00:11:36,692
- Mark Wahlberg.
- 302
- 00:11:36,694 --> 00:11:39,264
- Mark would never take
- a role that small.
- 303
- 00:11:40,899 --> 00:11:42,932
- Is that right, Madison?
- 304
- 00:11:42,934 --> 00:11:44,667
- Man, I haven't seen him
- since the wedding.
- 305
- 00:11:44,669 --> 00:11:46,668
- - Remember that speech he gave?
- - Yes.
- 306
- 00:11:46,670 --> 00:11:48,236
- And then he paid for that
- whole fireworks display!
- 307
- 00:11:48,238 --> 00:11:49,806
- - Oh, my gosh! The fireworks!
- - Little over the top.
- 308
- 00:11:49,808 --> 00:11:51,407
- Let's get started.
- I'm gonna start us off.
- 309
- 00:11:51,409 --> 00:11:52,740
- Yes, let's start!
- 310
- 00:11:52,742 --> 00:11:54,176
- We gotta pick teams first.
- 311
- 00:11:54,178 --> 00:11:55,778
- - Movie?
- - It's a movie. Okay.
- 312
- 00:11:55,780 --> 00:11:57,211
- Dude, we have no teams.
- 313
- 00:11:57,213 --> 00:11:59,481
- - You just give up?
- - Better not be Brooks.
- 314
- 00:12:13,330 --> 00:12:15,730
- You didn't tell him
- to park up the street?
- 315
- 00:12:15,732 --> 00:12:17,636
- I did, yeah,
- like, three times.
- 316
- 00:12:18,135 --> 00:12:19,538
- Hey!
- 317
- 00:12:20,338 --> 00:12:22,707
- He got a Stingray, huh?
- 318
- 00:12:25,809 --> 00:12:27,609
- Turn off your car!
- 319
- 00:12:27,611 --> 00:12:28,980
- What's that?
- 320
- 00:12:31,549 --> 00:12:33,316
- Hello, again.
- 321
- 00:12:33,318 --> 00:12:34,616
- Mmm...
- 322
- 00:12:34,618 --> 00:12:36,620
- Still wearing the uniform.
- 323
- 00:12:37,756 --> 00:12:39,187
- Hey, bud,
- I'm sorry I'm late.
- 324
- 00:12:39,189 --> 00:12:41,389
- I hope you didn't start
- game night without me.
- 325
- 00:12:43,327 --> 00:12:44,592
- Did you not get my texts?
- 326
- 00:12:44,594 --> 00:12:46,495
- What text?
- 327
- 00:12:46,497 --> 00:12:47,933
- Oh, hello, Officer.
- 328
- 00:12:49,633 --> 00:12:51,299
- Why's that guy staring at us?
- 329
- 00:12:51,301 --> 00:12:53,168
- Gary, I want you
- to meet my brother, Brooks.
- 330
- 00:12:53,170 --> 00:12:56,806
- We're having a little family
- three-man game night tonight.
- 331
- 00:12:56,808 --> 00:12:58,273
- Wait, what do you mean
- three-man?
- 332
- 00:12:58,275 --> 00:12:59,841
- You said that Michelle
- and Ryan and Kevin were...
- 333
- 00:12:59,843 --> 00:13:01,476
- No, no, no.
- Just gonna be us three.
- 334
- 00:13:01,478 --> 00:13:02,879
- I can see 'em in the doorway.
- 335
- 00:13:02,881 --> 00:13:04,846
- There's a whole mess
- of people. Hey, guys!
- 336
- 00:13:04,848 --> 00:13:06,716
- - There they are.
- - Hey!
- 337
- 00:13:06,718 --> 00:13:07,883
- These guys are leaving.
- 338
- 00:13:07,885 --> 00:13:09,284
- Take off, guys.
- 339
- 00:13:09,286 --> 00:13:11,322
- We had a little bit
- of a mix-up with the...
- 340
- 00:13:12,357 --> 00:13:13,923
- - God damn it!
- - What?
- 341
- 00:13:13,925 --> 00:13:15,591
- We didn't want him to know
- we were having a game night.
- 342
- 00:13:15,593 --> 00:13:19,128
- He used to come, and we don't
- like him anymore, so...
- 343
- 00:13:19,130 --> 00:13:20,729
- Oh.
- 344
- 00:13:20,731 --> 00:13:22,230
- You know,
- I think he knows now.
- 345
- 00:13:22,232 --> 00:13:23,566
- He sure does.
- 346
- 00:13:23,568 --> 00:13:26,969
- Maxi Pad,
- come on, bring it in.
- 347
- 00:13:26,971 --> 00:13:30,505
- I haven't
- seen you in a year!
- 348
- 00:13:30,507 --> 00:13:33,542
- Hey, you smell good.
- 349
- 00:13:33,544 --> 00:13:34,876
- What is that?
- 350
- 00:13:34,878 --> 00:13:36,745
- Is that Selsun Blue?
- Head and Shoulders?
- 351
- 00:13:36,747 --> 00:13:38,313
- Why do you assume
- it's a dandruff shampoo?
- 352
- 00:13:38,315 --> 00:13:39,716
- Well, I mean,
- you've always been
- 353
- 00:13:39,718 --> 00:13:41,017
- a little bit of a snowstorm.
- 354
- 00:13:41,019 --> 00:13:42,051
- Hey, would you
- hold that for a second?
- 355
- 00:13:42,053 --> 00:13:43,686
- - Yup.
- - Hey, guys!
- 356
- 00:13:43,688 --> 00:13:46,389
- - You look good, stranger.
- - Wanna drink?
- 357
- 00:13:46,391 --> 00:13:47,756
- It's been forever.
- 358
- 00:13:47,758 --> 00:13:49,325
- I know, and that's my fault.
- I'm so sorry.
- 359
- 00:13:49,327 --> 00:13:50,926
- Sweet ride, Brooks.
- 360
- 00:13:50,928 --> 00:13:52,961
- Oh, you like that? I just
- got her a couple weeks ago.
- 361
- 00:13:52,963 --> 00:13:54,263
- What is that? A Corvette?
- 362
- 00:13:54,265 --> 00:13:57,466
- It's a 1976 rally red
- Stingray coupe.
- 363
- 00:13:57,468 --> 00:13:58,868
- It was my dream car as a kid.
- 364
- 00:13:58,870 --> 00:14:00,769
- And that's what gave me
- the idea to get it.
- 365
- 00:14:00,771 --> 00:14:02,873
- You know what?
- I love your house.
- 366
- 00:14:03,708 --> 00:14:04,940
- Are you being sarcastic?
- 367
- 00:14:04,942 --> 00:14:06,140
- No, I mean, I love your house.
- 368
- 00:14:06,142 --> 00:14:07,976
- It reminds me
- of Mom and Dad's.
- 369
- 00:14:07,978 --> 00:14:09,979
- Makes me think
- of simpler times.
- 370
- 00:14:09,981 --> 00:14:11,013
- Simpler?
- 371
- 00:14:11,015 --> 00:14:13,014
- So how long
- are you in town for?
- 372
- 00:14:13,016 --> 00:14:14,082
- You know, I'm not sure.
- 373
- 00:14:14,084 --> 00:14:15,884
- It depends on how many clients
- 374
- 00:14:15,886 --> 00:14:17,786
- the firm's gonna be having me
- schmooze while I'm here.
- 375
- 00:14:18,923 --> 00:14:20,121
- But hopefully for a while.
- 376
- 00:14:20,123 --> 00:14:22,426
- I don't get to see you guys,
- and I...
- 377
- 00:14:24,194 --> 00:14:27,062
- God, I really miss you, man.
- I really do.
- 378
- 00:14:27,064 --> 00:14:28,929
- Oh.
- 379
- 00:14:28,931 --> 00:14:30,365
- Miss you, too, Brooks.
- 380
- 00:14:30,367 --> 00:14:32,835
- And go!
- 381
- 00:14:32,837 --> 00:14:34,570
- Shock-rocker.
- Dated Rose McGowan.
- 382
- 00:14:34,572 --> 00:14:36,205
- Oh! Ah, Marilyn Manson.
- 383
- 00:14:36,207 --> 00:14:37,272
- Yep. You got it.
- 384
- 00:14:37,274 --> 00:14:38,975
- - Quick story.
- - There's no pausing.
- 385
- 00:14:38,977 --> 00:14:40,275
- You remember
- the urban myth where
- 386
- 00:14:40,277 --> 00:14:42,110
- Marilyn Manson
- had the ribs taken out,
- 387
- 00:14:42,112 --> 00:14:43,678
- so he could go down
- on himself?
- 388
- 00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:45,113
- Yeah.
- 389
- 00:14:45,115 --> 00:14:46,115
- You don't mind me telling
- the story, do you, Max?
- 390
- 00:14:46,117 --> 00:14:47,548
- You're in the middle of a...
- 391
- 00:14:47,550 --> 00:14:49,652
- You were 14 years old.
- It's an adorable story.
- 392
- 00:14:49,654 --> 00:14:50,851
- I forbid it.
- 393
- 00:14:50,853 --> 00:14:53,322
- I'm a little curious.
- 394
- 00:14:53,324 --> 00:14:55,191
- Did you blow yourself?
- 395
- 00:14:55,193 --> 00:14:57,158
- You know the bungee cords
- on roof racks?
- 396
- 00:14:57,160 --> 00:14:59,828
- - Yeah.
- - Max took one of those bungee cords
- 397
- 00:14:59,830 --> 00:15:00,895
- and he put it around his neck.
- 398
- 00:15:00,897 --> 00:15:02,130
- Here he goes.
- 399
- 00:15:02,132 --> 00:15:03,631
- And then he wrapped it
- behind his legs,
- 400
- 00:15:03,633 --> 00:15:05,833
- so he could squish his face
- down into his crotch.
- 401
- 00:15:05,835 --> 00:15:07,336
- But the problem was
- 402
- 00:15:07,338 --> 00:15:10,239
- that it got stuck!
- He couldn't unhook it.
- 403
- 00:15:10,241 --> 00:15:13,075
- And about an hour later,
- 404
- 00:15:13,077 --> 00:15:15,711
- Mom comes home,
- and she finds him there.
- 405
- 00:15:15,713 --> 00:15:17,211
- Shit!
- 406
- 00:15:17,213 --> 00:15:18,815
- Her little pretzel boy
- on his bedroom floor naked.
- 407
- 00:15:18,817 --> 00:15:21,216
- Little pretzel boy?
- 408
- 00:15:21,218 --> 00:15:23,519
- Great story.
- Are we back on now?
- 409
- 00:15:23,521 --> 00:15:25,053
- So?
- 410
- 00:15:25,055 --> 00:15:25,922
- So what?
- 411
- 00:15:25,924 --> 00:15:27,322
- Did you suck it?
- 412
- 00:15:27,324 --> 00:15:28,956
- Let's go. Come on. Brooks.
- 413
- 00:15:28,958 --> 00:15:31,192
- Back to it. Come on.
- Play the game.
- 414
- 00:15:31,194 --> 00:15:33,229
- Poor man's Johnny Depp,
- starred in Jericho.
- 415
- 00:15:33,231 --> 00:15:35,063
- Skeet Ulrich.
- 416
- 00:15:35,065 --> 00:15:37,666
- UN Secretary General,
- '92 to '96.
- 417
- 00:15:37,668 --> 00:15:39,134
- Boutros Boutros-Ghali.
- 418
- 00:15:39,136 --> 00:15:41,937
- This guy. He hated kids
- in Jurassic Park.
- 419
- 00:15:41,939 --> 00:15:43,172
- Sam Neill.
- 420
- 00:15:43,174 --> 00:15:45,039
- Dubstep DJ,
- looks like Corey Feldman.
- 421
- 00:15:45,041 --> 00:15:46,308
- - Skrillex.
- - Yep.
- 422
- 00:15:46,310 --> 00:15:47,442
- Rappers love
- this Cubist painter.
- 423
- 00:15:47,444 --> 00:15:48,443
- Picasso!
- 424
- 00:15:48,445 --> 00:15:49,845
- Big cat shot
- by asshole dentist.
- 425
- 00:15:49,847 --> 00:15:51,346
- - Cecil the lion!
- - Time!
- 426
- 00:15:51,348 --> 00:15:53,548
- - How many?
- - Seven!
- 427
- 00:15:53,550 --> 00:15:56,121
- Seven!
- 428
- 00:15:57,088 --> 00:15:58,519
- You're up, pretzel boy.
- 429
- 00:15:58,521 --> 00:15:59,822
- Whoo! Go, Max!
- 430
- 00:15:59,824 --> 00:16:01,791
- - Come on, Max.
- - All right. Here we go.
- 431
- 00:16:01,793 --> 00:16:03,828
- And kick it, go!
- 432
- 00:16:05,630 --> 00:16:06,895
- Oh, this is easy!
- 433
- 00:16:06,897 --> 00:16:08,364
- Annie, the famous actor
- that we met
- 434
- 00:16:08,366 --> 00:16:10,068
- at the airport
- about eight years ago.
- 435
- 00:16:11,535 --> 00:16:13,034
- Who?
- 436
- 00:16:13,036 --> 00:16:14,471
- Only actor we've ever met
- at an airport who's famous.
- 437
- 00:16:15,272 --> 00:16:16,437
- Bobby Flay?
- 438
- 00:16:16,439 --> 00:16:17,639
- Not an actor.
- 439
- 00:16:17,641 --> 00:16:19,475
- This fellow was in front of us
- at the Sbarro.
- 440
- 00:16:19,477 --> 00:16:21,876
- We were wondering why he wasn't
- in the first-class lounge.
- 441
- 00:16:21,878 --> 00:16:24,013
- Oh, yes, yes.
- 442
- 00:16:24,015 --> 00:16:25,313
- Who was that?
- 443
- 00:16:25,315 --> 00:16:26,715
- God damn it!
- 444
- 00:16:26,717 --> 00:16:27,850
- Max, there's a whole room of
- people to help you out here.
- 445
- 00:16:27,852 --> 00:16:29,018
- - Use us.
- - Good point.
- 446
- 00:16:29,020 --> 00:16:31,287
- He was the Incredible Hulk.
- 447
- 00:16:31,289 --> 00:16:32,455
- Eric Bana.
- 448
- 00:16:32,457 --> 00:16:34,190
- - Other one.
- - Uh, Mark Ruffalo.
- 449
- 00:16:34,192 --> 00:16:36,024
- - Other one.
- - Lou Ferrigno.
- 450
- 00:16:36,026 --> 00:16:38,094
- Holy shit! Primal Fear.
- 451
- 00:16:38,096 --> 00:16:39,894
- Richard Gere never played
- the Incredible Hulk.
- 452
- 00:16:39,896 --> 00:16:42,163
- - Time.
- - Motherfucking Ed Norton!
- 453
- 00:16:42,165 --> 00:16:43,432
- Oh!
- 454
- 00:16:43,434 --> 00:16:44,600
- Primal Fear!
- 455
- 00:16:44,602 --> 00:16:45,801
- Oh, my God!
- 456
- 00:16:45,803 --> 00:16:47,068
- He was the Hulk.
- 457
- 00:16:47,070 --> 00:16:48,637
- - The Hulk.
- - I forgot that.
- 458
- 00:16:48,639 --> 00:16:50,505
- Max. Zero points.
- 459
- 00:16:50,507 --> 00:16:53,375
- I'd say he blew it,
- but he won't tell us, will he?
- 460
- 00:16:56,078 --> 00:16:57,980
- Shit! Did you?
- 461
- 00:16:57,982 --> 00:17:00,349
- I can't believe
- I didn't get Bob Barker.
- 462
- 00:17:00,351 --> 00:17:01,616
- Hey, guys!
- 463
- 00:17:01,618 --> 00:17:03,284
- What do you say we do this
- at my house next week?
- 464
- 00:17:03,286 --> 00:17:04,452
- - House? What house?
- - Ooh. Really?
- 465
- 00:17:04,454 --> 00:17:05,988
- Since I don't know
- how long
- 466
- 00:17:05,990 --> 00:17:07,355
- I'm gonna be here,
- I rented a place.
- 467
- 00:17:07,357 --> 00:17:08,957
- It's only a couple miles away.
- 468
- 00:17:08,959 --> 00:17:10,491
- You know,
- it's up on Broadmoor.
- 469
- 00:17:10,493 --> 00:17:11,861
- Ooh! Swanky neighborhood.
- 470
- 00:17:11,863 --> 00:17:14,997
- It's a very cool house.
- But it's just me there alone.
- 471
- 00:17:14,999 --> 00:17:17,065
- It'd be great
- to have you guys come over.
- 472
- 00:17:17,067 --> 00:17:19,534
- Oh, well,
- it's kind of a tradition
- 473
- 00:17:19,536 --> 00:17:20,869
- to have game nights here.
- 474
- 00:17:20,871 --> 00:17:22,238
- But you know what?
- 475
- 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:24,205
- Let's let him show off
- his big house, huh?
- 476
- 00:17:24,207 --> 00:17:25,840
- That's the spirit!
- 477
- 00:17:25,842 --> 00:17:28,210
- Trust me,
- 478
- 00:17:28,212 --> 00:17:32,580
- this will be a game night
- to remember.
- 479
- 00:17:32,582 --> 00:17:33,882
- - Oh, boy.
- - Mmm.
- 480
- 00:17:33,884 --> 00:17:35,683
- - Promise?
- - Good night, everybody.
- 481
- 00:17:35,685 --> 00:17:37,152
- I love you much. Drive safely.
- 482
- 00:17:37,154 --> 00:17:38,354
- - Kisses!
- - All right.
- 483
- 00:17:38,356 --> 00:17:39,887
- - Take it easy.
- - Bye.
- 484
- 00:17:39,889 --> 00:17:42,593
- That little motherfucker.
- 485
- 00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:44,124
- Whoa!
- 486
- 00:17:44,126 --> 00:17:46,361
- Well, I mean, come on.
- 487
- 00:17:46,363 --> 00:17:48,763
- We don't see him
- in over a year.
- 488
- 00:17:48,765 --> 00:17:51,467
- He shows up
- in your dream car,
- 489
- 00:17:51,469 --> 00:17:52,634
- insults our house,
- 490
- 00:17:52,636 --> 00:17:54,435
- and then tells an embarrassing
- story about you,
- 491
- 00:17:54,437 --> 00:17:56,805
- right before your turn just
- to throw you off your game.
- 492
- 00:17:56,807 --> 00:17:58,173
- Welcome to my whole life.
- 493
- 00:17:58,175 --> 00:17:59,607
- Why are you suddenly
- so worked up about it?
- 494
- 00:17:59,609 --> 00:18:01,410
- Well, 'cause now he's messing
- with your balls
- 495
- 00:18:01,412 --> 00:18:03,878
- and literally killing
- millions of our babies.
- 496
- 00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:05,448
- Well,
- that's a little dramatic,
- 497
- 00:18:05,450 --> 00:18:07,415
- but, yeah, you know.
- I mean, that's Brooks.
- 498
- 00:18:07,417 --> 00:18:09,652
- I thought that this was just
- regular old brother stuff,
- 499
- 00:18:09,654 --> 00:18:11,319
- - but I totally see it now.
- - Mmm-mmm.
- 500
- 00:18:11,321 --> 00:18:13,521
- He undermines you
- every chance he gets.
- 501
- 00:18:13,523 --> 00:18:14,522
- Yeah. Yeah.
- 502
- 00:18:14,524 --> 00:18:16,525
- - It's crazy!
- - Thank you, Annie.
- 503
- 00:18:16,527 --> 00:18:18,693
- I've never won
- a single game against him.
- 504
- 00:18:18,695 --> 00:18:22,666
- I just... I think we gotta
- fix this Brooks thing.
- 505
- 00:18:23,867 --> 00:18:25,166
- - Fix it?
- - Yeah.
- 506
- 00:18:25,168 --> 00:18:26,268
- What are you suggesting?
- 507
- 00:18:26,270 --> 00:18:28,569
- I'm suggesting
- we beat his ass.
- 508
- 00:18:28,571 --> 00:18:30,440
- Jesus Christ.
- 509
- 00:18:31,876 --> 00:18:33,541
- Good evening.
- 510
- 00:18:33,543 --> 00:18:35,646
- We're gonna skip the cleanup?
- 511
- 00:18:41,085 --> 00:18:42,917
- Sure you don't wanna
- take a Lyft?
- 512
- 00:18:42,919 --> 00:18:44,685
- No, no. I am not getting
- drunk tonight.
- 513
- 00:18:44,687 --> 00:18:46,020
- - Good evening!
- - I'm gonna stay alert and ready.
- 514
- 00:18:46,022 --> 00:18:48,123
- Jesus, Gary!
- 515
- 00:18:48,125 --> 00:18:49,357
- Where are you headed?
- 516
- 00:18:49,359 --> 00:18:52,794
- We are going to, uh,
- to my brother's.
- 517
- 00:18:52,796 --> 00:18:54,963
- Another game night?
- 518
- 00:18:54,965 --> 00:18:57,633
- No. No, absolutely not.
- 519
- 00:18:57,635 --> 00:19:00,035
- We're going to, um,
- 520
- 00:19:00,037 --> 00:19:02,538
- - have some dinner.
- - Eat.
- 521
- 00:19:02,540 --> 00:19:04,138
- I see.
- 522
- 00:19:04,140 --> 00:19:06,040
- Pity. I was going
- to invite you over
- 523
- 00:19:06,042 --> 00:19:08,778
- for a dinner I'm hosting.
- 524
- 00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:11,512
- I've purchased
- four lamb shanks
- 525
- 00:19:11,514 --> 00:19:13,647
- that I've been simmering
- in a broth
- 526
- 00:19:13,649 --> 00:19:16,751
- of red wine and rosemary.
- 527
- 00:19:16,753 --> 00:19:19,821
- - That sounds so yummy, though.
- - Damn it.
- 528
- 00:19:19,823 --> 00:19:23,357
- It was actually
- Debbie's recipe.
- 529
- 00:19:23,359 --> 00:19:27,095
- I like to think she left
- behind her recipe cards
- 530
- 00:19:27,097 --> 00:19:28,963
- as a gesture of goodwill,
- 531
- 00:19:28,965 --> 00:19:34,171
- but it was most likely
- an unintentional oversight.
- 532
- 00:19:40,010 --> 00:19:43,114
- Well, here we go.
- 533
- 00:19:44,147 --> 00:19:45,582
- What?
- 534
- 00:19:46,716 --> 00:19:48,051
- I'm sorry?
- 535
- 00:19:48,918 --> 00:19:50,919
- I thought you said something.
- 536
- 00:19:50,921 --> 00:19:53,355
- - No.
- - Nope, not us.
- 537
- 00:19:53,357 --> 00:19:54,358
- Okay.
- 538
- 00:19:57,159 --> 00:19:59,062
- Have fun.
- 539
- 00:20:02,265 --> 00:20:04,866
- Oh, fuck me.
- 540
- 00:20:04,868 --> 00:20:06,634
- A guy who rents a house
- this big
- 541
- 00:20:06,636 --> 00:20:08,202
- must be making up
- for something
- 542
- 00:20:08,204 --> 00:20:09,838
- pretty small, I'd say.
- 543
- 00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:12,574
- No, no. No, I've seen his dick.
- It's pretty great.
- 544
- 00:20:12,576 --> 00:20:14,412
- Well, I tried.
- 545
- 00:20:15,913 --> 00:20:17,278
- - Hey!
- - Hey!
- 546
- 00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:18,880
- - Hey!
- - How are you doing, beautiful?
- 547
- 00:20:18,882 --> 00:20:20,883
- - Good, good. Really fancy.
- - Very nice house, Tony Stark.
- 548
- 00:20:20,885 --> 00:20:23,786
- Should we give our drink
- orders to JARVIS?
- 549
- 00:20:23,788 --> 00:20:25,353
- No, I got the Tony Stark part,
- 550
- 00:20:25,355 --> 00:20:26,688
- but then you went
- full nerd on me.
- 551
- 00:20:26,690 --> 00:20:28,257
- I kinda lost you,
- but please do come in.
- 552
- 00:20:28,259 --> 00:20:29,590
- - All right.
- - Thanks, Cap.
- 553
- 00:20:29,592 --> 00:20:31,292
- - Hi, guys!
- - What's up?
- 554
- 00:20:31,294 --> 00:20:35,029
- Boy, could sleep four
- on that couch. Look at that.
- 555
- 00:20:35,031 --> 00:20:36,733
- Oh, hello, friends.
- 556
- 00:20:37,799 --> 00:20:40,535
- Hey, let me introduce you
- to my date. This is Sarah.
- 557
- 00:20:40,537 --> 00:20:42,604
- Sarah is head of company
- accounting at our office.
- 558
- 00:20:42,606 --> 00:20:44,138
- Well,
- corporate communications.
- 559
- 00:20:44,140 --> 00:20:45,574
- And she's also British,
- 560
- 00:20:45,576 --> 00:20:47,142
- which means
- she's smart as shit.
- 561
- 00:20:47,144 --> 00:20:48,977
- - I'm Irish.
- - Okay? Same island.
- 562
- 00:20:48,979 --> 00:20:50,412
- Well, it's really not.
- 563
- 00:20:50,414 --> 00:20:51,311
- - Nice to meet you. Hi.
- - Nice to meet you, too.
- 564
- 00:20:51,313 --> 00:20:52,547
- - I'm Max.
- - Annie.
- 565
- 00:20:52,549 --> 00:20:53,816
- So, you can't
- always judge a book
- 566
- 00:20:53,818 --> 00:20:55,584
- by its past covers, can you?
- 567
- 00:20:55,586 --> 00:20:57,618
- - Mmm.
- - Almost a saying.
- 568
- 00:20:57,620 --> 00:20:58,953
- - Here you go.
- - Hey, Brooks.
- 569
- 00:20:58,955 --> 00:21:00,221
- - Cheers.
- - We didn't know
- 570
- 00:21:00,223 --> 00:21:01,522
- if you had any games,
- so we thought
- 571
- 00:21:01,524 --> 00:21:03,192
- we'd bring you
- a few of our favorites.
- 572
- 00:21:03,194 --> 00:21:04,893
- Hey, look at that.
- 573
- 00:21:04,895 --> 00:21:06,627
- Whoa!
- 574
- 00:21:06,629 --> 00:21:08,196
- - Huh.
- - The poor games.
- 575
- 00:21:08,198 --> 00:21:10,397
- I told you
- we're taking it up a notch.
- 576
- 00:21:10,399 --> 00:21:13,402
- The game that we're gonna
- play tonight is so epic
- 577
- 00:21:13,404 --> 00:21:15,804
- that we don't need a board,
- and we do not need pieces.
- 578
- 00:21:15,806 --> 00:21:17,772
- Still didn't need
- to throw them across the room.
- 579
- 00:21:17,774 --> 00:21:19,107
- I was being theatrical.
- 580
- 00:21:19,109 --> 00:21:21,076
- Holy shit!
- Are we doing a fight club?
- 581
- 00:21:21,078 --> 00:21:22,711
- A what?
- 582
- 00:21:22,713 --> 00:21:24,046
- It's when rich people pay poor
- people to fight each other...
- 583
- 00:21:24,048 --> 00:21:25,180
- Hey, hey, hey!
- Ryan, Ryan, Ryan.
- 584
- 00:21:25,182 --> 00:21:26,182
- Stop with
- the fight club, okay.
- 585
- 00:21:26,184 --> 00:21:28,115
- - It's nonsense.
- - No.
- 586
- 00:21:28,117 --> 00:21:29,683
- Ryan believes
- everything he reads.
- 587
- 00:21:29,685 --> 00:21:30,751
- Thank you.
- 588
- 00:21:30,753 --> 00:21:33,190
- So, what are we playing?
- 589
- 00:21:36,159 --> 00:21:37,926
- In the next hour,
- 590
- 00:21:37,928 --> 00:21:40,828
- someone in this room
- is going to be taken,
- 591
- 00:21:40,830 --> 00:21:42,497
- and it's gonna be up to you
- to find them
- 592
- 00:21:42,499 --> 00:21:44,132
- before they are murdered.
- 593
- 00:21:44,134 --> 00:21:46,167
- Oh! It's a murder
- mystery party.
- 594
- 00:21:46,169 --> 00:21:47,702
- Not just
- any murder mystery.
- 595
- 00:21:47,704 --> 00:21:49,871
- I found this company.
- They do it super real.
- 596
- 00:21:49,873 --> 00:21:51,373
- They use legit actors.
- 597
- 00:21:51,375 --> 00:21:54,143
- You're not gonna know
- what's real and what's fake.
- 598
- 00:21:54,145 --> 00:21:56,010
- - Fun!
- - But that's not all.
- 599
- 00:21:56,012 --> 00:21:58,145
- Because whoever
- finds the victim
- 600
- 00:21:58,147 --> 00:22:00,617
- wins the grand prize.
- 601
- 00:22:02,319 --> 00:22:04,118
- The keys to the Stingray.
- 602
- 00:22:04,120 --> 00:22:05,953
- - What?
- - Wow.
- 603
- 00:22:05,955 --> 00:22:08,256
- Just the keys?
- 604
- 00:22:08,258 --> 00:22:09,958
- No, Ryan, the whole car.
- 605
- 00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:11,993
- Oh, yes! Oh, man!
- 606
- 00:22:11,995 --> 00:22:13,694
- You're so lucky I brought you
- to this game night
- 607
- 00:22:13,696 --> 00:22:16,263
- - and not one of Max and Annie's.
- - Hey!
- 608
- 00:22:16,265 --> 00:22:17,932
- No, I just mean
- 'cause this is better.
- 609
- 00:22:17,934 --> 00:22:19,300
- Oh.
- 610
- 00:22:19,302 --> 00:22:20,602
- You're not gonna actually
- give away your car?
- 611
- 00:22:20,604 --> 00:22:22,737
- Oh, it's just a tax write-off.
- 612
- 00:22:22,739 --> 00:22:25,574
- And the Audi,
- it's more practical.
- 613
- 00:22:25,576 --> 00:22:27,174
- Yeah, that makes sense to me.
- 614
- 00:22:27,176 --> 00:22:29,076
- Okay. How do we start?
- 615
- 00:22:29,078 --> 00:22:31,279
- We just wait for it to begin.
- 616
- 00:22:31,281 --> 00:22:33,749
- Maybe play a drinking game
- to pass the time?
- 617
- 00:22:33,751 --> 00:22:36,151
- This group does not play
- drinking games.
- 618
- 00:22:36,153 --> 00:22:38,621
- Tonight we do, Max.
- 619
- 00:22:38,623 --> 00:22:40,521
- - Oh. "Never Have I Ever."
- - Good one!
- 620
- 00:22:40,523 --> 00:22:42,156
- Can you believe
- this guy?
- 621
- 00:22:42,158 --> 00:22:44,226
- Yeah,
- he's ridiculous.
- 622
- 00:22:44,228 --> 00:22:45,859
- Beautiful house, though.
- 623
- 00:22:45,861 --> 00:22:47,564
- Good champagne.
- 624
- 00:22:51,402 --> 00:22:53,404
- Here we go.
- 625
- 00:22:54,471 --> 00:22:57,271
- Yup. We're at the house.
- 626
- 00:22:57,273 --> 00:22:59,443
- We'll let you know
- when we have him.
- 627
- 00:23:15,291 --> 00:23:17,491
- Jesus Christ!
- 628
- 00:23:17,493 --> 00:23:19,426
- What's with that knife?
- 629
- 00:23:19,428 --> 00:23:21,229
- It's for the cheese.
- 630
- 00:23:21,231 --> 00:23:23,733
- Okay, all right.
- Just, you know,
- 631
- 00:23:24,799 --> 00:23:26,167
- really aggressive way
- to carry a knife.
- 632
- 00:23:26,169 --> 00:23:27,836
- Oh no, I've got one.
- 633
- 00:23:27,838 --> 00:23:31,506
- Never have I ever
- connected my work computer
- 634
- 00:23:31,508 --> 00:23:32,840
- to the projector
- in the conference room
- 635
- 00:23:32,842 --> 00:23:35,442
- when it was open
- on a WebMD page
- 636
- 00:23:35,444 --> 00:23:36,744
- for chlamydia symptoms.
- 637
- 00:23:36,746 --> 00:23:39,013
- - That's not cool!
- - Drink!
- 638
- 00:23:39,015 --> 00:23:41,115
- Just for the record,
- I did not have chlamydia.
- 639
- 00:23:41,117 --> 00:23:42,351
- It was pubic dermatitis.
- 640
- 00:23:42,353 --> 00:23:44,086
- You get it from
- not washing your crotch.
- 641
- 00:23:44,088 --> 00:23:45,421
- - Okay.
- - Good for you.
- 642
- 00:23:45,423 --> 00:23:47,789
- I... I like her.
- 643
- 00:23:47,791 --> 00:23:50,092
- Listen, you're not supposed to
- single people out in this game.
- 644
- 00:23:50,094 --> 00:23:52,294
- It's supposed to be
- generic things, like,
- 645
- 00:23:52,296 --> 00:23:54,162
- "Never have I ever slept
- with a celebrity."
- 646
- 00:23:54,164 --> 00:23:56,263
- Oh, I didn't know. Okay.
- 647
- 00:23:56,265 --> 00:23:57,432
- Whoops.
- 648
- 00:23:57,434 --> 00:23:58,733
- - Mmm?
- - Ooh.
- 649
- 00:24:01,672 --> 00:24:02,637
- What?
- 650
- 00:24:02,639 --> 00:24:04,605
- You slept with a celebrity?
- 651
- 00:24:04,607 --> 00:24:06,874
- No, I was taking a drink
- separate from the game.
- 652
- 00:24:06,876 --> 00:24:08,644
- - That was bad timing.
- - Mmm.
- 653
- 00:24:08,646 --> 00:24:10,278
- I see how you would
- think, but it's not.
- 654
- 00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:11,579
- Well, then why
- are you breathing
- 655
- 00:24:11,581 --> 00:24:13,413
- like you just got off
- the elliptical?
- 656
- 00:24:13,415 --> 00:24:15,284
- I'm not. I'm...
- 657
- 00:24:15,286 --> 00:24:17,619
- Come on, babe.
- Whose turn is it?
- 658
- 00:24:17,621 --> 00:24:20,454
- Uh, it's Max.
- Max, it's your turn. Huh?
- 659
- 00:24:20,456 --> 00:24:22,324
- I'm not playing a drinking
- game. Who was it?
- 660
- 00:24:22,326 --> 00:24:23,892
- What's the deal with that?
- 661
- 00:24:23,894 --> 00:24:25,493
- They've been
- together since middle school.
- 662
- 00:24:25,495 --> 00:24:26,327
- Uh, it's somebody
- else's turn.
- 663
- 00:24:26,329 --> 00:24:27,796
- - Oh. Oh!
- - Yeah!
- 664
- 00:24:27,798 --> 00:24:29,265
- How could you possibly have
- had sex with a celebrity
- 665
- 00:24:29,267 --> 00:24:30,932
- when we've only had sex
- with each other?
- 666
- 00:24:30,934 --> 00:24:33,268
- Please, can you not make this
- one of your things right now?
- 667
- 00:24:33,270 --> 00:24:34,903
- How is this one of my things?
- 668
- 00:24:34,905 --> 00:24:38,173
- Yeah, Brooks, this is why
- we don't play drinking games.
- 669
- 00:24:40,944 --> 00:24:43,010
- It looks like
- the game is afoot.
- 670
- 00:24:43,012 --> 00:24:44,246
- Oh!
- 671
- 00:24:44,248 --> 00:24:45,780
- Thank you, God!
- 672
- 00:24:45,782 --> 00:24:47,952
- Oh, boy.
- Let's buckle up, huh?
- 673
- 00:24:50,154 --> 00:24:53,188
- - Brooks Davis?
- - Yes.
- 674
- 00:24:53,190 --> 00:24:54,923
- - Oh, shit.
- - Ooh!
- 675
- 00:24:54,925 --> 00:24:56,460
- This is good.
- 676
- 00:24:57,094 --> 00:24:58,963
- Agent Henderson.
- 677
- 00:24:59,796 --> 00:25:00,796
- FBI.
- 678
- 00:25:00,798 --> 00:25:03,865
- Sunglasses at night.
- It's legit.
- 679
- 00:25:03,867 --> 00:25:04,868
- Sit down, please.
- 680
- 00:25:06,103 --> 00:25:07,603
- I'll get right to the point.
- 681
- 00:25:07,605 --> 00:25:10,704
- The Bureau has been tracking
- 682
- 00:25:10,706 --> 00:25:12,539
- a ring
- of violent kidnappers
- 683
- 00:25:12,541 --> 00:25:15,477
- in this very neighborhood.
- 684
- 00:25:15,479 --> 00:25:18,949
- And we have reason to believe
- that one of you
- 685
- 00:25:20,183 --> 00:25:21,516
- may be their next victim.
- 686
- 00:25:23,521 --> 00:25:24,653
- That's terrible news.
- 687
- 00:25:24,655 --> 00:25:27,955
- Contained within
- these dossiers
- 688
- 00:25:27,957 --> 00:25:31,826
- are the clues you will require
- to find the kidnappers.
- 689
- 00:25:31,828 --> 00:25:34,162
- You'd like for us
- to do that, yeah?
- 690
- 00:25:34,164 --> 00:25:36,531
- The Bureau's... What's
- the Bureau's role in this?
- 691
- 00:25:36,533 --> 00:25:38,499
- Maybe you guys could take
- my wife in for questioning
- 692
- 00:25:38,501 --> 00:25:39,933
- because, apparently,
- she got a secret life
- 693
- 00:25:39,935 --> 00:25:41,269
- - I don't know nothing about.
- - Baby, this is...
- 694
- 00:25:41,271 --> 00:25:42,606
- Shut up, all of you!
- 695
- 00:25:43,339 --> 00:25:44,574
- Wow.
- 696
- 00:25:45,408 --> 00:25:47,308
- It's not a joke.
- 697
- 00:25:47,310 --> 00:25:48,609
- You people are in real danger,
- 698
- 00:25:48,611 --> 00:25:50,044
- and you're
- running out of time.
- 699
- 00:25:50,046 --> 00:25:53,949
- And I, Agent Henderson,
- will not stand idly by
- 700
- 00:25:53,951 --> 00:25:58,118
- while innocent civilians
- are slaughtered on my watch.
- 701
- 00:25:58,120 --> 00:25:59,453
- I told you
- this is gonna be great.
- 702
- 00:25:59,455 --> 00:26:01,155
- - It's so good!
- - So good.
- 703
- 00:26:01,157 --> 00:26:02,790
- But before we get started,
- 704
- 00:26:02,792 --> 00:26:04,994
- I'm required to ask if any of
- you have any food allergies.
- 705
- 00:26:05,729 --> 00:26:06,764
- Peanuts?
- 706
- 00:26:07,496 --> 00:26:08,696
- Who the hell are you?
- 707
- 00:26:08,698 --> 00:26:10,164
- Oh!
- 708
- 00:26:10,166 --> 00:26:11,999
- Now, wait a second. I know
- you're method and all,
- 709
- 00:26:12,001 --> 00:26:13,836
- but you can't just come in here
- and break the door.
- 710
- 00:26:13,838 --> 00:26:16,337
- I do not mind this game.
- 711
- 00:26:16,339 --> 00:26:18,007
- Are you crazy?
- 712
- 00:26:32,990 --> 00:26:34,825
- It's very well done.
- 713
- 00:26:36,026 --> 00:26:37,692
- No!
- 714
- 00:26:37,694 --> 00:26:40,528
- That is a strong table.
- 715
- 00:26:40,530 --> 00:26:42,196
- Oh, watch out!
- He's packing heat!
- 716
- 00:26:42,198 --> 00:26:43,298
- Hell no!
- 717
- 00:26:48,637 --> 00:26:50,840
- Oh! Oh!
- 718
- 00:27:14,297 --> 00:27:15,533
- Come on!
- 719
- 00:27:28,278 --> 00:27:31,179
- You're just making
- this harder on yourself!
- 720
- 00:27:34,184 --> 00:27:35,983
- Oh, shit!
- 721
- 00:27:35,985 --> 00:27:38,586
- Guys, make sure you get a piece
- of this cheese. It's just...
- 722
- 00:27:38,588 --> 00:27:39,721
- Cut me one.
- 723
- 00:27:39,723 --> 00:27:41,122
- Try it with the quince.
- 724
- 00:27:48,632 --> 00:27:50,597
- Oh, my God!
- 725
- 00:27:50,599 --> 00:27:51,833
- Now he's back.
- 726
- 00:27:51,835 --> 00:27:53,134
- Stop fighting, asshole!
- 727
- 00:27:53,136 --> 00:27:54,236
- Help me! This isn't...
- 728
- 00:27:54,238 --> 00:27:56,837
- The Independent Spirit Award
- goes to...
- 729
- 00:27:56,839 --> 00:27:59,007
- Let's go!
- 730
- 00:27:59,009 --> 00:28:00,008
- Bye-bye!
- 731
- 00:28:00,010 --> 00:28:01,742
- First one that follows us
- gets shot!
- 732
- 00:28:01,744 --> 00:28:03,545
- Okay, roger that.
- You drive safe.
- 733
- 00:28:03,547 --> 00:28:05,613
- Come on,
- motherfucker!
- 734
- 00:28:05,615 --> 00:28:06,949
- - Bye.
- - That was amazing.
- 735
- 00:28:06,951 --> 00:28:07,882
- Really good.
- 736
- 00:28:07,884 --> 00:28:09,218
- - That was really good.
- - Wow.
- 737
- 00:28:09,220 --> 00:28:11,385
- Mmm. No, there's something
- about this
- 738
- 00:28:11,387 --> 00:28:13,989
- that just doesn't feel right.
- 739
- 00:28:13,991 --> 00:28:16,324
- How could you cheat on me
- with a celebrity?
- 740
- 00:28:16,326 --> 00:28:17,792
- I didn't cheat on you.
- 741
- 00:28:17,794 --> 00:28:20,428
- It was before we got married
- when we took that break.
- 742
- 00:28:20,430 --> 00:28:22,698
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- 743
- 00:28:22,700 --> 00:28:24,132
- I've been living
- in the matrix.
- 744
- 00:28:24,134 --> 00:28:27,236
- Agent Henderson, you just
- gonna keep lying there?
- 745
- 00:28:27,238 --> 00:28:28,368
- Is any of this real?
- 746
- 00:28:28,370 --> 00:28:30,137
- Well, don't kick him!
- 747
- 00:28:30,139 --> 00:28:31,071
- Stop.
- 748
- 00:28:31,073 --> 00:28:32,673
- He's a regular
- Daniel Day-Lewis.
- 749
- 00:28:32,675 --> 00:28:34,575
- I thought
- we both agreed
- 750
- 00:28:34,577 --> 00:28:36,576
- that we wouldn't hook up with
- anybody else during that break.
- 751
- 00:28:36,578 --> 00:28:39,212
- Yeah, but then you went and got
- a hand job from Karen Waller.
- 752
- 00:28:39,214 --> 00:28:41,016
- - No, don't do that.
- - Boop! Boop! Boop!
- 753
- 00:28:41,018 --> 00:28:43,183
- Because it was over
- the pants, all right?
- 754
- 00:28:43,185 --> 00:28:44,618
- It was, and it hurt.
- 755
- 00:28:44,620 --> 00:28:46,387
- It was very dry,
- and I didn't climax.
- 756
- 00:28:46,389 --> 00:28:48,288
- Just admit it,
- you guys did more than that.
- 757
- 00:28:48,290 --> 00:28:50,491
- Don't turn this around on me.
- Do not do that.
- 758
- 00:28:50,493 --> 00:28:52,026
- Don't you Johnnie Cochran me!
- 759
- 00:28:52,028 --> 00:28:53,260
- Damn it,
- they got the jump on us.
- 760
- 00:28:53,262 --> 00:28:55,096
- - Come on. Come on now!
- - Shit, Kev!
- 761
- 00:28:55,098 --> 00:28:57,198
- All right. Here's the first
- clue. Looks like a riddle.
- 762
- 00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:58,633
- "With shiny fangs..."
- 763
- 00:28:58,635 --> 00:29:00,201
- "...my bloodless bite..."
- 764
- 00:29:00,203 --> 00:29:03,438
- "...will bring together what's
- mostly white."
- 765
- 00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:05,140
- Donald Trump.
- 766
- 00:29:05,142 --> 00:29:09,477
- "Bloodless bite."
- It's not a vampire. Um...
- 767
- 00:29:09,479 --> 00:29:10,878
- I'll just google it.
- 768
- 00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:12,313
- It's so inconsistent,
- isn't it?
- 769
- 00:29:12,315 --> 00:29:14,016
- I mean, they stage this
- super realistic fight.
- 770
- 00:29:14,018 --> 00:29:16,951
- They give us an FBI dossier
- but with riddles.
- 771
- 00:29:16,953 --> 00:29:18,853
- It's like, let's pick a tone.
- Let's stick with it.
- 772
- 00:29:18,855 --> 00:29:20,821
- But that's the game.
- You wanna win this car or not?
- 773
- 00:29:20,823 --> 00:29:22,256
- Yeah, yeah.
- More than anything,
- 774
- 00:29:22,258 --> 00:29:23,924
- but I feel like Brooks
- is setting me up.
- 775
- 00:29:23,926 --> 00:29:25,593
- Do you get that feeling,
- you know?
- 776
- 00:29:25,595 --> 00:29:27,528
- That this is some game
- 777
- 00:29:27,530 --> 00:29:29,198
- where somehow
- he's gonna humiliate me?
- 778
- 00:29:31,201 --> 00:29:33,166
- Mmm-hmm.
- 779
- 00:29:33,168 --> 00:29:36,104
- Well, let's not play
- by his rules.
- 780
- 00:29:36,106 --> 00:29:38,173
- "My bloodless bite,
- my bloodless, bloodless bite.
- 781
- 00:29:38,175 --> 00:29:40,342
- "Bloodless bite, bloodless
- bite, bloodless bite."
- 782
- 00:29:40,344 --> 00:29:43,444
- Can you stop chanting
- "bloodless bite"?
- 783
- 00:29:43,446 --> 00:29:45,480
- - Trying to think.
- - Yeah.
- 784
- 00:29:45,482 --> 00:29:48,249
- Oh, shit!
- 785
- 00:29:48,251 --> 00:29:51,118
- Max and Annie must have
- figured it out.
- 786
- 00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:53,788
- Right. We need to find
- an advantage.
- 787
- 00:29:53,790 --> 00:29:57,124
- Advantage, advantage,
- advantage...
- 788
- 00:29:57,126 --> 00:29:58,426
- Brooks' wallet?
- 789
- 00:29:58,428 --> 00:30:00,930
- Oh, you think we should steal
- all of his shit!
- 790
- 00:30:01,364 --> 00:30:02,430
- No.
- 791
- 00:30:05,970 --> 00:30:06,968
- Wait.
- 792
- 00:30:06,970 --> 00:30:08,935
- Hi, yeah.
- I lost my credit card.
- 793
- 00:30:08,937 --> 00:30:10,971
- I was wondering if you could tell me
- what the last few charges I made were.
- 794
- 00:30:10,973 --> 00:30:12,807
- What are you doing?
- 795
- 00:30:12,809 --> 00:30:14,875
- If we can find out the name of the
- murder mystery place he used,
- 796
- 00:30:14,877 --> 00:30:16,344
- we can go to their office and pay
- them off to give us the final clue.
- 797
- 00:30:16,346 --> 00:30:17,980
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
- 798
- 00:30:17,982 --> 00:30:22,051
- You're, like, a double threat.
- Brains, and you're British.
- 799
- 00:30:23,153 --> 00:30:24,085
- Thanks.
- 800
- 00:30:24,087 --> 00:30:26,855
- Okay. What has shiny fangs
- 801
- 00:30:26,857 --> 00:30:29,824
- that bites
- white things together?
- 802
- 00:30:29,826 --> 00:30:30,991
- A stapler!
- 803
- 00:30:30,993 --> 00:30:33,127
- And the white things
- are paper.
- 804
- 00:30:33,129 --> 00:30:36,664
- Yes! You are so smart
- and unfaithful!
- 805
- 00:30:36,666 --> 00:30:39,002
- - Oh, there it is.
- - Yes!
- 806
- 00:30:39,869 --> 00:30:41,702
- Look at that.
- 807
- 00:30:41,704 --> 00:30:43,741
- - Flash drive.
- - Put it in the desktop.
- 808
- 00:30:46,076 --> 00:30:47,708
- Okay.
- 809
- 00:30:47,710 --> 00:30:49,176
- Another riddle.
- 810
- 00:30:49,178 --> 00:30:52,279
- "I'm brown and old by day,
- white and young by night.
- 811
- 00:30:52,281 --> 00:30:53,247
- "My eyes are glass.
- 812
- 00:30:53,249 --> 00:30:55,249
- "I have nine faces
- but no head.
- 813
- 00:30:55,251 --> 00:30:57,085
- "I sing to the sky
- but have no voice.
- 814
- 00:30:57,087 --> 00:30:59,956
- "I'm everywhere and nowhere."
- 815
- 00:31:01,758 --> 00:31:03,458
- What the fuck is that?
- 816
- 00:31:04,861 --> 00:31:06,192
- I mean, how cool
- are we? Right?
- 817
- 00:31:06,194 --> 00:31:07,729
- Very, very cool.
- We are very cool.
- 818
- 00:31:07,731 --> 00:31:09,230
- You're the cool one.
- 819
- 00:31:09,232 --> 00:31:11,566
- You know, tracking the phone
- is just a great idea.
- 820
- 00:31:11,568 --> 00:31:13,233
- Still on Route 18, huh?
- 821
- 00:31:13,235 --> 00:31:15,002
- We're catching up to him.
- Here we come, Brooksie.
- 822
- 00:31:15,004 --> 00:31:16,703
- Can you imagine
- the look on his face
- 823
- 00:31:16,705 --> 00:31:17,972
- when we find him so fast?
- 824
- 00:31:17,974 --> 00:31:20,040
- You know, baby,
- I can feel my sperm
- 825
- 00:31:20,042 --> 00:31:21,609
- already coming back to life.
- 826
- 00:31:21,611 --> 00:31:22,810
- - Perfect.
- - Yeah.
- 827
- 00:31:22,812 --> 00:31:24,378
- So we'll win
- your brother's car,
- 828
- 00:31:24,380 --> 00:31:25,980
- and then we'll go make
- a baby in it.
- 829
- 00:31:25,982 --> 00:31:27,382
- Yeah! We'll make him watch us.
- 830
- 00:31:27,384 --> 00:31:29,017
- - Yeah.
- - Huh?
- 831
- 00:31:29,019 --> 00:31:30,851
- - I don't wanna do that.
- - No, me neither.
- 832
- 00:31:30,853 --> 00:31:32,086
- Sorry, don't know
- why I said that.
- 833
- 00:31:32,088 --> 00:31:33,255
- - I'm not into that.
- - Not a great idea.
- 834
- 00:31:33,257 --> 00:31:34,488
- Okay.
- 835
- 00:31:34,490 --> 00:31:36,024
- Okay, great. Thank you.
- All right, I got the name
- 836
- 00:31:36,026 --> 00:31:37,124
- and the address
- of the games company.
- 837
- 00:31:37,126 --> 00:31:38,392
- - Let's go.
- - Yes!
- 838
- 00:31:38,394 --> 00:31:39,527
- All we have to do now,
- 839
- 00:31:39,529 --> 00:31:41,762
- figure out what
- "bloodless bite" means.
- 840
- 00:31:41,764 --> 00:31:44,265
- No, we don't. That's why...
- 841
- 00:31:44,267 --> 00:31:46,901
- - Oh, yeah, no. Yeah, no.
- - Doesn't matter. Let's go.
- 842
- 00:31:46,903 --> 00:31:48,402
- How you gonna
- be old and young?
- 843
- 00:31:48,404 --> 00:31:50,837
- - That doesn't make sense.
- - I know.
- 844
- 00:31:50,839 --> 00:31:53,307
- Guys, hey, how's it goin'?
- 845
- 00:31:53,309 --> 00:31:56,611
- I just wanted to wish you
- the best of luck tonight. Bye.
- 846
- 00:31:59,648 --> 00:32:00,882
- - No.
- - Mmm-mmm.
- 847
- 00:32:00,884 --> 00:32:02,416
- What are...
- What are you doing?
- 848
- 00:32:02,418 --> 00:32:04,018
- Just being a dick.
- 849
- 00:32:04,020 --> 00:32:06,220
- Oh, come on.
- 850
- 00:32:06,222 --> 00:32:08,522
- - Don't kick him, Ryan!
- - He's such a good actor!
- 851
- 00:32:08,524 --> 00:32:09,759
- Ryan!
- 852
- 00:32:10,694 --> 00:32:12,961
- God damn it!
- 853
- 00:32:12,963 --> 00:32:14,127
- Baby, hand me those matches.
- 854
- 00:32:14,129 --> 00:32:15,563
- I'm about to burn
- this door down.
- 855
- 00:32:15,565 --> 00:32:16,932
- You're gonna light a fire
- 856
- 00:32:16,934 --> 00:32:18,200
- in a windowless room
- that we're trapped in?
- 857
- 00:32:18,202 --> 00:32:19,733
- You slept with Bill Nye
- the Science Guy.
- 858
- 00:32:19,735 --> 00:32:20,801
- He talked to you about flames?
- 859
- 00:32:20,803 --> 00:32:22,071
- What about that?
- 860
- 00:32:36,552 --> 00:32:38,719
- Where could he be?
- 861
- 00:32:38,721 --> 00:32:40,755
- His phone stopped
- right here, huh?
- 862
- 00:32:43,592 --> 00:32:44,994
- - Hear that?
- - Yeah.
- 863
- 00:32:46,628 --> 00:32:47,828
- Ugh.
- 864
- 00:32:47,830 --> 00:32:49,163
- Found it!
- 865
- 00:32:49,165 --> 00:32:50,698
- He must have known
- we were tracking him.
- 866
- 00:32:50,700 --> 00:32:52,336
- Well, they outsmarted us.
- 867
- 00:32:54,537 --> 00:32:56,270
- Hang on.
- 868
- 00:32:57,273 --> 00:32:59,140
- Isn't that one of the actors?
- 869
- 00:32:59,142 --> 00:33:01,709
- Guess they're not
- so smart after all, huh?
- 870
- 00:33:01,711 --> 00:33:05,480
- Guess not.
- We are nailing this!
- 871
- 00:33:05,482 --> 00:33:07,080
- Why are we crouching?
- 872
- 00:33:07,082 --> 00:33:09,152
- I don't know. It feels right.
- 873
- 00:33:12,789 --> 00:33:14,387
- Oh, it's horrible in here.
- 874
- 00:33:14,389 --> 00:33:17,558
- Yeah, it's sticky.
- Shoes are shot.
- 875
- 00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:18,893
- Ooh. There he is, there he is.
- 876
- 00:33:18,895 --> 00:33:19,961
- Don't let him see you.
- Come on.
- 877
- 00:33:19,963 --> 00:33:21,261
- Sit down right here.
- 878
- 00:33:21,263 --> 00:33:23,632
- Bartender, sir,
- can I ask you a question?
- 879
- 00:33:23,634 --> 00:33:24,965
- Um...
- 880
- 00:33:24,967 --> 00:33:26,400
- You, um...
- 881
- 00:33:26,402 --> 00:33:28,737
- You didn't happen to see
- a fellow brought in here,
- 882
- 00:33:28,739 --> 00:33:30,005
- looks a little bit like me,
- 883
- 00:33:30,007 --> 00:33:32,440
- but he's got a little bit
- of a sharper chin
- 884
- 00:33:32,442 --> 00:33:33,973
- and higher cheekbones?
- 885
- 00:33:33,975 --> 00:33:35,910
- So, a better-looking guy?
- 886
- 00:33:35,912 --> 00:33:37,978
- No, well,
- I wouldn't call it that.
- 887
- 00:33:37,980 --> 00:33:39,583
- I didn't see nothing.
- 888
- 00:33:40,983 --> 00:33:42,616
- - Oh, boy. You hear that?
- - Huh. Yeah.
- 889
- 00:33:42,618 --> 00:33:44,484
- That double negative?
- "Didn't see nothing"?
- 890
- 00:33:44,486 --> 00:33:45,886
- - It's a little forced, right?
- - Yeah, I think he's in on it.
- 891
- 00:33:45,888 --> 00:33:47,154
- - 'Course he is.
- - Look at those tats.
- 892
- 00:33:47,156 --> 00:33:49,624
- So fresh, probably fake.
- 893
- 00:33:49,626 --> 00:33:51,992
- Tell you what.
- Let's give him a test, okay?
- 894
- 00:33:51,994 --> 00:33:53,426
- Let's order a couple of drinks
- 895
- 00:33:53,428 --> 00:33:54,929
- that only a real bartender
- would know how to make.
- 896
- 00:33:54,931 --> 00:33:56,130
- - Right?
- - Oh! Smart! Yes.
- 897
- 00:33:56,132 --> 00:33:57,464
- - Sir! Excuse me. Hi.
- - Barkeep.
- 898
- 00:33:57,466 --> 00:33:59,032
- Totally forgot
- to order drinks.
- 899
- 00:33:59,034 --> 00:34:01,035
- Yes, uh...
- 900
- 00:34:01,037 --> 00:34:04,074
- Could I please have
- a vodka tonic?
- 901
- 00:34:05,607 --> 00:34:06,840
- Well done, honey.
- 902
- 00:34:06,842 --> 00:34:09,142
- I'm gonna have
- a Harvey Wallbanger.
- 903
- 00:34:09,144 --> 00:34:11,879
- Okay? Appreciate it.
- 904
- 00:34:11,881 --> 00:34:13,381
- Jesus! Did you see that look?
- 905
- 00:34:13,383 --> 00:34:14,682
- Guy doesn't know
- what's going on.
- 906
- 00:34:14,684 --> 00:34:15,850
- Think you stumped him.
- 907
- 00:34:15,852 --> 00:34:17,584
- Some regional theater hack.
- 908
- 00:34:17,586 --> 00:34:19,486
- Huh?
- 909
- 00:34:19,488 --> 00:34:22,288
- - Well, this is kind of fun, isn't it?
- - Yeah.
- 910
- 00:34:22,290 --> 00:34:24,292
- It's nice
- to get out of the house.
- 911
- 00:34:24,294 --> 00:34:26,560
- You know, we're not gonna be able to
- do stuff like this if we have kids.
- 912
- 00:34:26,562 --> 00:34:27,528
- - What?
- - Yeah.
- 913
- 00:34:27,530 --> 00:34:29,129
- - Why not?
- - Well, I don't know.
- 914
- 00:34:29,131 --> 00:34:30,631
- I was thinking about it.
- Remember Dan and Linda?
- 915
- 00:34:30,633 --> 00:34:32,433
- Remember how much time
- we used to spend with them?
- 916
- 00:34:32,435 --> 00:34:35,336
- Just tons of fun, and then
- they had those twins.
- 917
- 00:34:35,338 --> 00:34:37,104
- Boom! Off the grid, right?
- 918
- 00:34:37,106 --> 00:34:38,538
- Last time we saw them
- 919
- 00:34:38,540 --> 00:34:40,375
- was their Christmas card
- with the wonky kids on it.
- 920
- 00:34:40,377 --> 00:34:43,711
- Yeah, I love those Christmas cards.
- They look so happy.
- 921
- 00:34:43,713 --> 00:34:45,013
- But you know what I mean.
- 922
- 00:34:45,015 --> 00:34:46,650
- - We don't see 'em.
- - Vodka tonic.
- 923
- 00:34:47,751 --> 00:34:49,283
- Harvey Wallbanger.
- 924
- 00:34:49,285 --> 00:34:50,651
- - Appreciate it.
- - Thank you.
- 925
- 00:34:50,653 --> 00:34:52,222
- Cheers.
- 926
- 00:34:55,057 --> 00:34:56,557
- - Did he get it right?
- - Huh.
- 927
- 00:34:56,559 --> 00:34:58,493
- I do not know. I realized I've
- never had one of these,
- 928
- 00:34:58,495 --> 00:35:01,029
- but that is a tasty drink.
- It's kind of tart.
- 929
- 00:35:01,031 --> 00:35:02,830
- You wanna try it?
- Oh! Honey!
- 930
- 00:35:02,832 --> 00:35:04,232
- Honey! There's Brooks!
- 931
- 00:35:04,234 --> 00:35:05,767
- Brooks is here.
- Brooks is here.
- 932
- 00:35:05,769 --> 00:35:07,167
- We're about to win this thing!
- 933
- 00:35:07,169 --> 00:35:09,236
- - Yes, yes!
- - Look who came in here.
- 934
- 00:35:09,238 --> 00:35:11,439
- Oh! No! I think he made us.
- 935
- 00:35:11,441 --> 00:35:13,741
- So what? It's over. What, are
- they gonna try to stop us?
- 936
- 00:35:13,743 --> 00:35:15,176
- - Let's go.
- - Yeah, probably.
- 937
- 00:35:15,178 --> 00:35:18,011
- But that's why I brought this.
- 938
- 00:35:18,013 --> 00:35:19,647
- Jesus Christ, honey!
- Where did you get a gun?
- 939
- 00:35:19,649 --> 00:35:22,250
- No, no, that's the fake gun
- from Brooks' fight.
- 940
- 00:35:22,252 --> 00:35:23,651
- Oh, yeah.
- Boy, that looks real.
- 941
- 00:35:23,653 --> 00:35:25,053
- - Yeah, well, you know...
- - Look at that.
- 942
- 00:35:25,055 --> 00:35:26,520
- Brooks never spares
- any expense.
- 943
- 00:35:26,522 --> 00:35:28,555
- - Yeah, that's true.
- - Okay. Follow my lead, huh?
- 944
- 00:35:28,557 --> 00:35:30,323
- - Why, what are you doing?
- - Lead?
- 945
- 00:35:30,325 --> 00:35:33,194
- Any of you
- fucking pricks move,
- 946
- 00:35:33,196 --> 00:35:37,131
- and I'll execute every
- motherfucking last one of you!
- 947
- 00:35:37,133 --> 00:35:38,533
- Very nice, honey.
- 948
- 00:35:38,535 --> 00:35:40,500
- Pulp Fiction, anybody?
- Right? It's a classic.
- 949
- 00:35:40,502 --> 00:35:41,535
- We love films.
- 950
- 00:35:41,537 --> 00:35:43,203
- Okay, what the fuck
- is this shit?
- 951
- 00:35:43,205 --> 00:35:44,471
- Well, you're gonna
- hand over the keys
- 952
- 00:35:44,473 --> 00:35:46,006
- 'cause we're gonna take
- my brother.
- 953
- 00:35:46,008 --> 00:35:47,941
- - Bullshit.
- - Oh, you know what's bullshit
- 954
- 00:35:47,943 --> 00:35:49,778
- is your bald, ugly face.
- 955
- 00:35:49,780 --> 00:35:51,111
- Uh-uh. No, that's personal.
- 956
- 00:35:51,113 --> 00:35:52,846
- Come on, honey,
- let's just keep it fun.
- 957
- 00:35:52,848 --> 00:35:54,582
- All right, I'm sorry I called
- you bald, you little bitch!
- 958
- 00:35:54,584 --> 00:35:56,250
- Well, that's,
- again, you know...
- 959
- 00:35:56,252 --> 00:35:57,519
- - Let the gun do the talking.
- - Okay.
- 960
- 00:35:57,521 --> 00:35:58,886
- - Come on.
- - Ah!
- 961
- 00:35:58,888 --> 00:36:01,154
- On your knees. Hands in
- the air. Heads on the ground.
- 962
- 00:36:01,156 --> 00:36:02,357
- - Good. Good. Great.
- - Eyes closed.
- 963
- 00:36:02,359 --> 00:36:03,658
- That's it.
- Get 'em up, reach for it.
- 964
- 00:36:03,660 --> 00:36:05,359
- - Hands up! That's right.
- - There we go.
- 965
- 00:36:05,361 --> 00:36:07,361
- - All right, hands in the air!
- - Get 'em up!
- 966
- 00:36:07,363 --> 00:36:09,029
- - Yep.
- - Yo, where's my head go?
- 967
- 00:36:09,031 --> 00:36:10,497
- - Down.
- - On the floor.
- 968
- 00:36:10,499 --> 00:36:11,698
- Just rest it.
- 969
- 00:36:11,700 --> 00:36:13,334
- How am I supposed
- to put my hands in the air
- 970
- 00:36:13,336 --> 00:36:14,368
- - with my head on the ground?
- - Fucking exactly.
- 971
- 00:36:14,370 --> 00:36:16,069
- I did have the same question.
- 972
- 00:36:17,473 --> 00:36:20,040
- Child's pose?
- Do you guys know child's pose?
- 973
- 00:36:20,042 --> 00:36:21,174
- Fuck is a child's pose, man?
- 974
- 00:36:21,176 --> 00:36:22,308
- You've never done yoga?
- 975
- 00:36:22,310 --> 00:36:24,812
- - Okay, wow.
- - No?
- 976
- 00:36:24,814 --> 00:36:26,147
- - Cover me.
- - Show 'em, baby.
- 977
- 00:36:26,149 --> 00:36:27,647
- - All right. Arms out.
- - Here she comes.
- 978
- 00:36:27,649 --> 00:36:29,616
- Knees apart if you have
- back problems.
- 979
- 00:36:29,618 --> 00:36:31,486
- And if you're
- doing it right,
- 980
- 00:36:31,488 --> 00:36:33,787
- you're really gonna feel that
- lumbar opening up back there.
- 981
- 00:36:33,789 --> 00:36:35,423
- Let's put your head down.
- 982
- 00:36:35,425 --> 00:36:38,125
- Come on. I don't wanna have
- to use this. Okay?
- 983
- 00:36:38,127 --> 00:36:40,227
- Okay.
- 984
- 00:36:40,229 --> 00:36:41,495
- Can't you just tell me
- who it was?
- 985
- 00:36:41,497 --> 00:36:43,229
- I know you, Kev.
- If I tell you,
- 986
- 00:36:43,231 --> 00:36:44,933
- you'll just obsess
- about it even more.
- 987
- 00:36:44,935 --> 00:36:46,401
- Okay, fine. How about this?
- 988
- 00:36:46,403 --> 00:36:48,602
- If I guess it right,
- you tell me.
- 989
- 00:36:48,604 --> 00:36:49,671
- Fine.
- 990
- 00:36:49,673 --> 00:36:50,738
- Was it an actor?
- 991
- 00:36:50,740 --> 00:36:52,105
- Yes. That tower is unstable.
- 992
- 00:36:52,107 --> 00:36:54,475
- I'm not stable!
- Was he over 40?
- 993
- 00:36:54,477 --> 00:36:55,743
- Yes. Be careful.
- 994
- 00:36:55,745 --> 00:36:57,845
- Okay. American?
- 995
- 00:36:57,847 --> 00:36:59,115
- Yes.
- 996
- 00:37:01,017 --> 00:37:03,149
- It's Tommy Lee Jones.
- 997
- 00:37:03,151 --> 00:37:04,687
- What? Ew. No.
- 998
- 00:37:06,254 --> 00:37:09,055
- Denzel? Was it Denzel?
- Denzel Washington?
- 999
- 00:37:09,057 --> 00:37:11,158
- It wasn't, unfortunately.
- 1000
- 00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:13,060
- Thank God.
- 1001
- 00:37:13,062 --> 00:37:14,895
- Um... Be careful.
- 1002
- 00:37:14,897 --> 00:37:17,298
- Oh! Sweet freedom.
- 1003
- 00:37:17,300 --> 00:37:18,966
- Oh, my...
- 1004
- 00:37:18,968 --> 00:37:21,201
- You see, this dumbass thought
- he can keep us locked in here.
- 1005
- 00:37:21,203 --> 00:37:24,238
- But guess what?
- You can't lock us in here!
- 1006
- 00:37:24,240 --> 00:37:26,540
- You see, hate put us in here!
- 1007
- 00:37:26,542 --> 00:37:27,408
- Okay, baby.
- 1008
- 00:37:27,410 --> 00:37:28,942
- But love is gonna bust us out!
- 1009
- 00:37:28,944 --> 00:37:30,479
- Oh, my God!
- 1010
- 00:37:32,716 --> 00:37:33,881
- Oh, my God!
- 1011
- 00:37:33,883 --> 00:37:35,350
- Kev... Kev, are you okay?
- 1012
- 00:37:35,352 --> 00:37:37,220
- Baby, I fell down.
- 1013
- 00:37:45,562 --> 00:37:47,395
- There it is.
- 1014
- 00:37:47,397 --> 00:37:51,131
- Yes, I'm so glad
- I invited you tonight!
- 1015
- 00:37:51,133 --> 00:37:52,600
- Yeah, me too.
- 1016
- 00:37:52,602 --> 00:37:54,267
- I usually bring these girls
- I wanna sleep with,
- 1017
- 00:37:54,269 --> 00:37:55,636
- and they just suck!
- 1018
- 00:37:55,638 --> 00:37:58,272
- You're like
- a breath of fresh air.
- 1019
- 00:37:58,274 --> 00:38:00,006
- Aw, thanks.
- 1020
- 00:38:00,008 --> 00:38:01,174
- I usually go out with men
- 1021
- 00:38:01,176 --> 00:38:02,377
- I find interesting
- and non-stupid,
- 1022
- 00:38:02,379 --> 00:38:03,877
- so this is a bit new
- for me, too.
- 1023
- 00:38:03,879 --> 00:38:05,082
- Whoa!
- 1024
- 00:38:05,682 --> 00:38:06,546
- Are we cool?
- 1025
- 00:38:06,548 --> 00:38:08,482
- Did I say something wrong?
- 1026
- 00:38:08,484 --> 00:38:09,917
- No.
- 1027
- 00:38:09,919 --> 00:38:12,319
- No, I mean I was wondering why
- you asked me along tonight,
- 1028
- 00:38:12,321 --> 00:38:14,689
- and now I know you
- just needed a ringer, so...
- 1029
- 00:38:14,691 --> 00:38:15,823
- Oh, did you...
- 1030
- 00:38:15,825 --> 00:38:17,558
- You thought this was a date?
- I didn't...
- 1031
- 00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:21,462
- No, actually.
- Well, I was hoping it wasn't.
- 1032
- 00:38:21,464 --> 00:38:23,230
- Then why are you
- wearing lipstick?
- 1033
- 00:38:23,232 --> 00:38:24,732
- - I'm not.
- - Yeah, you are.
- 1034
- 00:38:24,734 --> 00:38:26,066
- What are you...
- 1035
- 00:38:26,068 --> 00:38:27,600
- You can't touch
- a girl's mouth.
- 1036
- 00:38:27,602 --> 00:38:29,270
- Why? Are you scared I'm
- gonna smear your lipstick...
- 1037
- 00:38:29,272 --> 00:38:31,138
- Oh, my God! You bit me!
- 1038
- 00:38:31,140 --> 00:38:32,238
- Yeah, and I'll bite you again.
- 1039
- 00:38:32,240 --> 00:38:33,341
- There's lipstick on here.
- 1040
- 00:38:33,343 --> 00:38:34,941
- Oh, shut up!
- 1041
- 00:38:34,943 --> 00:38:37,078
- I see you wiping off
- that date lipstick!
- 1042
- 00:38:39,149 --> 00:38:40,214
- Ow!
- 1043
- 00:38:40,216 --> 00:38:42,452
- That really hurt a little bit.
- 1044
- 00:38:43,653 --> 00:38:45,118
- Hello?
- 1045
- 00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:47,187
- Hello?
- 1046
- 00:38:54,030 --> 00:38:55,432
- Um, excuse me?
- 1047
- 00:39:00,368 --> 00:39:02,171
- Yeah, okay.
- 1048
- 00:39:02,738 --> 00:39:03,805
- Um...
- 1049
- 00:39:03,807 --> 00:39:04,808
- Hello?
- 1050
- 00:39:08,510 --> 00:39:10,746
- Oh, oh! Oh, shit!
- 1051
- 00:39:13,381 --> 00:39:14,650
- Holy shit!
- 1052
- 00:39:15,385 --> 00:39:16,817
- My God!
- 1053
- 00:39:16,819 --> 00:39:18,551
- Come on! Bloody hell!
- 1054
- 00:39:18,553 --> 00:39:20,087
- - What?
- - Phew!
- 1055
- 00:39:20,089 --> 00:39:23,390
- You guys scared me so bad.
- What are you doing?
- 1056
- 00:39:23,392 --> 00:39:24,959
- What the fuck is that?
- 1057
- 00:39:24,961 --> 00:39:28,062
- Oh. Well, I just came from
- a six-hour murder mystery
- 1058
- 00:39:28,064 --> 00:39:29,662
- where I played the corpse.
- 1059
- 00:39:29,664 --> 00:39:31,665
- I must have dozed off before
- I had a chance to clean up.
- 1060
- 00:39:31,667 --> 00:39:34,134
- Well, you scared
- the shit out of us.
- 1061
- 00:39:34,136 --> 00:39:35,602
- Really? Thank you.
- 1062
- 00:39:35,604 --> 00:39:37,337
- Actually that means a lot
- 'cause I do my own makeup.
- 1063
- 00:39:37,339 --> 00:39:39,774
- What kind of party
- has a pregnant corpse?
- 1064
- 00:39:39,776 --> 00:39:42,042
- No, I'm actually pregnant,
- this isn't part of it.
- 1065
- 00:39:42,044 --> 00:39:43,111
- This is just...
- 1066
- 00:39:43,113 --> 00:39:44,278
- Oh!
- 1067
- 00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:45,312
- - Congrats.
- - Thank you!
- 1068
- 00:39:46,716 --> 00:39:48,982
- Um, we want you
- to give us the final clue
- 1069
- 00:39:48,984 --> 00:39:52,419
- to the murder mystery
- Brooks Davis ordered.
- 1070
- 00:39:52,421 --> 00:39:54,488
- Oh, my gosh.
- But that would ruin the fun.
- 1071
- 00:39:54,490 --> 00:39:57,524
- We don't want the fun.
- We just wanna win.
- 1072
- 00:39:57,526 --> 00:39:59,660
- Yeah, I can't do that.
- 1073
- 00:40:10,439 --> 00:40:12,676
- This change your mind?
- 1074
- 00:40:17,647 --> 00:40:18,782
- No.
- 1075
- 00:40:20,115 --> 00:40:21,816
- Don't...
- 1076
- 00:40:21,818 --> 00:40:23,953
- What about this?
- 1077
- 00:40:32,127 --> 00:40:33,330
- Mmm.
- 1078
- 00:40:34,464 --> 00:40:35,995
- You drive a hard bargain.
- Okay.
- 1079
- 00:40:35,997 --> 00:40:38,467
- Let's take it up a notch.
- 1080
- 00:40:51,481 --> 00:40:53,881
- I was hoping I wasn't
- gonna have to dig this deep,
- 1081
- 00:40:53,883 --> 00:40:55,716
- but okay.
- 1082
- 00:40:55,718 --> 00:40:57,787
- Final offer.
- 1083
- 00:41:04,227 --> 00:41:05,658
- You know what?
- It doesn't matter
- 1084
- 00:41:05,660 --> 00:41:07,962
- how slowly you slide it over!
- 1085
- 00:41:07,964 --> 00:41:10,564
- Okay? It's $17!
- How much do you want?
- 1086
- 00:41:10,566 --> 00:41:12,366
- Um, I don't know.
- Probably 100.
- 1087
- 00:41:12,368 --> 00:41:13,500
- Give her 100.
- 1088
- 00:41:13,502 --> 00:41:15,305
- I don't have 100.
- 1089
- 00:41:16,138 --> 00:41:18,308
- How much have you got?
- 1090
- 00:41:18,975 --> 00:41:22,575
- - $17.
- - $17?
- 1091
- 00:41:22,577 --> 00:41:24,546
- You brought $17 out?
- 1092
- 00:41:27,082 --> 00:41:29,116
- Nice!
- 1093
- 00:41:29,118 --> 00:41:30,417
- - Thank you!
- - Cool.
- 1094
- 00:41:30,419 --> 00:41:32,953
- Oh! So you're just
- gonna keep it. I gotcha.
- 1095
- 00:41:32,955 --> 00:41:34,955
- Stay back!
- 1096
- 00:41:34,957 --> 00:41:36,323
- Hey, buddy,
- can you just give us
- 1097
- 00:41:36,325 --> 00:41:37,424
- the answer
- to the second riddle
- 1098
- 00:41:37,426 --> 00:41:38,526
- 'cause we're way behind.
- 1099
- 00:41:38,528 --> 00:41:39,794
- Don't you get it?
- 1100
- 00:41:39,796 --> 00:41:41,462
- That was not
- supposed to happen.
- 1101
- 00:41:43,231 --> 00:41:45,933
- Oh, what now? You guys already
- did the breaking-in thing.
- 1102
- 00:41:45,935 --> 00:41:48,435
- Shut up! And get on the floor,
- all of you!
- 1103
- 00:41:48,437 --> 00:41:51,939
- Whoa! Ron, you okay?
- 1104
- 00:41:51,941 --> 00:41:53,906
- No, Nathan, I'm not okay.
- 1105
- 00:41:53,908 --> 00:41:56,544
- Two guys came in here
- and attacked me.
- 1106
- 00:41:56,546 --> 00:41:58,379
- - Oh, my God.
- - I know!
- 1107
- 00:41:58,381 --> 00:42:01,082
- And I quit Disney Cruises
- for this bullshit.
- 1108
- 00:42:01,084 --> 00:42:03,250
- "Look in your jacket pocket."
- 1109
- 00:42:03,252 --> 00:42:05,252
- We can check, but that
- doesn't make any sense.
- 1110
- 00:42:05,254 --> 00:42:06,553
- I'm not wearing a jacket.
- 1111
- 00:42:06,555 --> 00:42:09,223
- Maybe it means a,
- like a book jacket.
- 1112
- 00:42:09,225 --> 00:42:11,591
- Why would a book
- have a jacket?
- 1113
- 00:42:13,796 --> 00:42:14,928
- Murder We Wrote.
- 1114
- 00:42:14,930 --> 00:42:16,729
- Glenda, something terrible
- has happened.
- 1115
- 00:42:16,731 --> 00:42:18,564
- - What?
- - Nathan and I showed up for the take away,
- 1116
- 00:42:18,566 --> 00:42:20,468
- and Ron had been attacked.
- 1117
- 00:42:20,470 --> 00:42:23,069
- - Where? At the Brooks Davis house?
- - Yes.
- 1118
- 00:42:23,071 --> 00:42:24,340
- - Huh?
- - What?
- 1119
- 00:42:25,207 --> 00:42:26,741
- Is everyone okay?
- 1120
- 00:42:26,743 --> 00:42:28,642
- No, no.
- I'm not okay, Glenda!
- 1121
- 00:42:28,644 --> 00:42:32,245
- I have a throbbing headache,
- and they took the host!
- 1122
- 00:42:32,247 --> 00:42:33,913
- - Who took him?
- - Kidnappers!
- 1123
- 00:42:33,915 --> 00:42:36,819
- Real ones!
- Dangerous fucking criminals!
- 1124
- 00:42:47,196 --> 00:42:48,629
- ♪ I'm packed and I'm holding
- 1125
- 00:42:48,631 --> 00:42:50,263
- ♪ I'm smiling, she's living,
- she's golden
- 1126
- 00:42:50,265 --> 00:42:51,497
- ♪ She lives for me
- 1127
- 00:42:51,499 --> 00:42:53,000
- - Sing it to the mic.
- - Jesus!
- 1128
- 00:42:53,002 --> 00:42:54,100
- No.
- 1129
- 00:42:54,102 --> 00:42:55,470
- ♪ Her own motivation
- 1130
- 00:42:55,472 --> 00:42:57,904
- ♪ She goes round,
- and she goes down on me
- 1131
- 00:42:57,906 --> 00:42:58,872
- And you, Tats?
- 1132
- 00:42:58,874 --> 00:43:02,008
- You got something to say?
- No? Boop.
- 1133
- 00:43:02,010 --> 00:43:03,176
- ♪ Coming over you
- 1134
- 00:43:03,178 --> 00:43:04,877
- ♪ Keep on smiling,
- what we go through
- 1135
- 00:43:04,879 --> 00:43:07,180
- ♪ One stop to the rhythm
- that divides you ♪
- 1136
- 00:43:07,182 --> 00:43:10,517
- I see you eyeing that,
- Ponytail. Not on my watch!
- 1137
- 00:43:10,519 --> 00:43:12,586
- Bingo! Bingo! I got 'em, baby.
- Let's do this.
- 1138
- 00:43:12,588 --> 00:43:15,057
- Yes! Okay.
- 1139
- 00:43:16,559 --> 00:43:17,959
- Hey, hey, Brooks!
- 1140
- 00:43:17,961 --> 00:43:20,394
- - Guess who it is!
- - Oh!
- 1141
- 00:43:20,396 --> 00:43:23,397
- Ready? Hello!
- 1142
- 00:43:23,399 --> 00:43:25,232
- - Look at that face!
- - Oh, shit.
- 1143
- 00:43:25,234 --> 00:43:27,533
- - You did not expect us this early, did ya?
- - That is priceless!
- 1144
- 00:43:27,535 --> 00:43:28,736
- I've gotta capture
- this moment.
- 1145
- 00:43:28,738 --> 00:43:30,004
- Honey, get in there.
- 1146
- 00:43:30,006 --> 00:43:31,872
- We'll take a quick
- little selfie here
- 1147
- 00:43:31,874 --> 00:43:34,841
- and send it off to the losers.
- One, two, three.
- 1148
- 00:43:34,843 --> 00:43:35,910
- Cheese!
- 1149
- 00:43:35,912 --> 00:43:37,044
- Ha!
- 1150
- 00:43:37,046 --> 00:43:38,712
- Perfect.
- Oh, speak of the devil.
- 1151
- 00:43:38,714 --> 00:43:40,480
- There's Ryan now, probably
- calling begging for help.
- 1152
- 00:43:40,482 --> 00:43:41,647
- - Ugh!
- - Ignore.
- 1153
- 00:43:41,649 --> 00:43:43,750
- This is not a game, Max!
- 1154
- 00:43:43,752 --> 00:43:47,020
- Jesus! Guys,
- it's a wrap in here, okay?
- 1155
- 00:43:47,022 --> 00:43:48,321
- Show's over!
- 1156
- 00:43:48,323 --> 00:43:50,189
- Listen, I'm not a venture
- capitalist. I'm a smuggler!
- 1157
- 00:43:50,191 --> 00:43:51,459
- A smuggler?
- 1158
- 00:43:51,461 --> 00:43:52,892
- Yeah,
- I made a mistake.
- 1159
- 00:43:52,894 --> 00:43:54,495
- I sold The Bulgarian's egg
- to a different guy.
- 1160
- 00:43:54,497 --> 00:43:56,196
- And I have to get it back
- to him, or he's gonna kill me!
- 1161
- 00:43:56,198 --> 00:43:57,598
- "The Bulgarian's egg"?
- 1162
- 00:43:57,600 --> 00:43:59,098
- Wasn't that the third
- Harry Potter book?
- 1163
- 00:43:59,100 --> 00:44:00,267
- Wait, I'm confused.
- 1164
- 00:44:00,269 --> 00:44:01,567
- So this isn't the end
- of this whole thing?
- 1165
- 00:44:01,569 --> 00:44:02,970
- No, it is the end, okay?
- 1166
- 00:44:02,972 --> 00:44:04,770
- You said, whoever catches you
- gets the car.
- 1167
- 00:44:04,772 --> 00:44:07,040
- We found you, we get the car.
- Game over.
- 1168
- 00:44:07,042 --> 00:44:09,276
- No! I'm telling you!
- This is all real!
- 1169
- 00:44:09,278 --> 00:44:10,977
- The shitty actors
- are real? Come on.
- 1170
- 00:44:10,979 --> 00:44:13,279
- How about that ridiculous
- fight? Was that real?
- 1171
- 00:44:13,281 --> 00:44:14,580
- Is this gun real?
- 1172
- 00:44:14,582 --> 00:44:15,716
- Oh, no, Annie!
- 1173
- 00:44:15,718 --> 00:44:18,151
- Oh, no. Oh, no.
- Bang, bang.
- 1174
- 00:44:20,122 --> 00:44:21,124
- Ow!
- 1175
- 00:44:29,865 --> 00:44:30,763
- Blood!
- 1176
- 00:44:30,765 --> 00:44:33,566
- Oh, my God! I shot you!
- 1177
- 00:44:33,568 --> 00:44:35,002
- You fucking shot me!
- 1178
- 00:44:35,004 --> 00:44:37,104
- Cut me loose
- before we all get shot!
- 1179
- 00:44:37,106 --> 00:44:38,037
- Come on, untie me!
- 1180
- 00:44:38,039 --> 00:44:39,372
- - Get me out of here!
- - Oh, God!
- 1181
- 00:44:41,109 --> 00:44:42,475
- Help me. Help!
- 1182
- 00:44:42,477 --> 00:44:43,743
- Oh, my God!
- 1183
- 00:44:43,745 --> 00:44:44,877
- Go out! Go, go, go!
- 1184
- 00:44:44,879 --> 00:44:46,312
- What the fuck
- did you do to me?
- 1185
- 00:44:46,314 --> 00:44:48,415
- - Come on, come on, come on.
- - God damn it!
- 1186
- 00:44:48,417 --> 00:44:49,750
- - Hey!
- - Where are the guns?
- 1187
- 00:44:49,752 --> 00:44:51,087
- - Here, here!
- - Go!
- 1188
- 00:44:52,455 --> 00:44:53,587
- You shot me.
- 1189
- 00:44:53,589 --> 00:44:55,154
- I know, I feel terrible.
- 1190
- 00:44:55,156 --> 00:44:56,589
- - Come on, man!
- - Go! Go, go!
- 1191
- 00:44:56,591 --> 00:44:57,658
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- 1192
- 00:44:57,660 --> 00:44:59,091
- Come on, bitch!
- 1193
- 00:44:59,093 --> 00:45:00,660
- - Oh, my God!
- - Move your ass!
- 1194
- 00:45:00,662 --> 00:45:02,328
- - Honey, get in!
- - Go, go!
- 1195
- 00:45:02,330 --> 00:45:03,732
- Go, go, go!
- 1196
- 00:45:04,732 --> 00:45:06,568
- Holy shit!
- 1197
- 00:45:07,569 --> 00:45:10,872
- Hold up!
- Hold up, motherfucker!
- 1198
- 00:45:11,807 --> 00:45:14,042
- - God damn it!
- - Man, come on!
- 1199
- 00:45:15,611 --> 00:45:18,044
- Brooks, what the fuck is going
- on with you? Start talking!
- 1200
- 00:45:18,046 --> 00:45:20,546
- I've lied to you and
- the family about what I do.
- 1201
- 00:45:20,548 --> 00:45:22,582
- I buy and I sell illegal shit
- 1202
- 00:45:22,584 --> 00:45:23,750
- for people
- on the black market.
- 1203
- 00:45:23,752 --> 00:45:24,984
- Really?
- So you're a criminal?
- 1204
- 00:45:24,986 --> 00:45:26,222
- Oh, my God!
- They're following us!
- 1205
- 00:45:27,856 --> 00:45:29,490
- But I made a mistake
- because there's this guy,
- 1206
- 00:45:29,492 --> 00:45:31,091
- they call him The Bulgarian.
- 1207
- 00:45:31,093 --> 00:45:32,926
- He's got his fingers in all
- these pies around the world.
- 1208
- 00:45:32,928 --> 00:45:34,928
- - What kind of pies?
- - Illegal pies, Max.
- 1209
- 00:45:34,930 --> 00:45:36,662
- You know, the kind of pies
- that have heroin in 'em
- 1210
- 00:45:36,664 --> 00:45:37,830
- and guns and sex slaves.
- 1211
- 00:45:37,832 --> 00:45:39,433
- You know,
- all that kind of stuff.
- 1212
- 00:45:39,435 --> 00:45:41,734
- But he just wanted me to help
- him find this Faberge egg.
- 1213
- 00:45:41,736 --> 00:45:44,104
- Fuck that! Faberge egg?
- 1214
- 00:45:44,106 --> 00:45:45,805
- - Are you kidding me?
- - No, I'm serious.
- 1215
- 00:45:45,807 --> 00:45:47,441
- And I found it!
- 1216
- 00:45:47,443 --> 00:45:49,442
- But then there was this other
- guy, this Marlon Freeman.
- 1217
- 00:45:49,444 --> 00:45:51,444
- He's willing to pay twice
- as much for the same egg.
- 1218
- 00:45:51,446 --> 00:45:53,214
- So what? So you screwed over
- the Bulgarian guy,
- 1219
- 00:45:53,216 --> 00:45:55,015
- and those fellows behind us
- work for him,
- 1220
- 00:45:55,017 --> 00:45:56,383
- and they just happen to crash
- your murder mystery party?
- 1221
- 00:45:56,385 --> 00:46:00,187
- I know, right?
- What are the odds of that?
- 1222
- 00:46:00,189 --> 00:46:01,857
- - Oh, too close, too close!
- - Careful, careful!
- 1223
- 00:46:03,792 --> 00:46:05,225
- Watch out! Watch out!
- 1224
- 00:46:05,227 --> 00:46:06,229
- Oh, oh!
- 1225
- 00:46:08,698 --> 00:46:10,096
- - Shit!
- - Sorry! You okay?
- 1226
- 00:46:10,098 --> 00:46:11,397
- - Yeah, I'm all right.
- - Okay.
- 1227
- 00:46:11,399 --> 00:46:12,633
- We need to go to the cops now!
- 1228
- 00:46:12,635 --> 00:46:13,868
- - Yeah, right now! Let's go!
- - No!
- 1229
- 00:46:13,870 --> 00:46:15,136
- - We can't go to the cops!
- - Why?
- 1230
- 00:46:15,138 --> 00:46:16,636
- The Bulgarian's got
- a ton of moles.
- 1231
- 00:46:16,638 --> 00:46:17,906
- On his face?
- 1232
- 00:46:19,475 --> 00:46:21,042
- No, in the police department.
- 1233
- 00:46:21,044 --> 00:46:22,312
- Look out!
- 1234
- 00:46:23,611 --> 00:46:25,113
- Careful!
- 1235
- 00:46:29,584 --> 00:46:31,119
- Oh, my God!
- This is insane!
- 1236
- 00:46:45,267 --> 00:46:47,567
- If you call the cops, I'll be
- dead before I get to jail.
- 1237
- 00:46:47,569 --> 00:46:49,502
- Why don't we just get a hold
- of this Marlon Freeman guy
- 1238
- 00:46:49,504 --> 00:46:51,270
- and buy the egg back from him?
- 1239
- 00:46:51,272 --> 00:46:52,908
- I couldn't find him if I wanted to.
- That name's an alias.
- 1240
- 00:46:56,711 --> 00:46:58,013
- - Gun, gun, gun! Duck!
- - Oh, oh...
- 1241
- 00:47:08,256 --> 00:47:10,424
- Okay, these guys are not
- stopping. What do we do?
- 1242
- 00:47:10,426 --> 00:47:13,826
- They're not gonna stop
- until they get me.
- 1243
- 00:47:13,828 --> 00:47:16,662
- I'm sorry I dragged
- you guys into this.
- 1244
- 00:47:16,664 --> 00:47:19,034
- I'm sorry for a lot of things.
- 1245
- 00:47:21,269 --> 00:47:23,105
- - Hey! What are you doing?
- - What is he doing?
- 1246
- 00:47:24,372 --> 00:47:26,740
- - I love you, Max!
- - Brooks, don't be an idiot!
- 1247
- 00:47:29,010 --> 00:47:30,213
- Stop the car!
- 1248
- 00:47:38,821 --> 00:47:41,391
- - Shit! Go, go, go!
- - Okay, okay, okay!
- 1249
- 00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:46,959
- Fuck! What are we gonna do?
- They're gonna kill my brother.
- 1250
- 00:47:46,961 --> 00:47:48,828
- Oh, Annie, I feel faint.
- I'm gonna pass out.
- 1251
- 00:47:48,830 --> 00:47:50,796
- Oh, honey, we'll get you
- to a hospital, okay?
- 1252
- 00:47:50,798 --> 00:47:52,165
- No, no, no! No hospitals.
- 1253
- 00:47:52,167 --> 00:47:53,633
- This is a gunshot wound,
- they'll call the cops.
- 1254
- 00:47:53,635 --> 00:47:54,801
- Shit, shit! Okay.
- 1255
- 00:47:54,803 --> 00:47:58,171
- So, we go
- to a mob doctor, right?
- 1256
- 00:47:58,173 --> 00:47:59,772
- Do you know one of those,
- sweetheart?
- 1257
- 00:47:59,774 --> 00:48:01,274
- - No.
- - No.
- 1258
- 00:48:01,276 --> 00:48:03,877
- What about a veterinarian
- that works for the mob?
- 1259
- 00:48:03,879 --> 00:48:05,578
- - You know one of those?
- - No.
- 1260
- 00:48:05,580 --> 00:48:07,214
- Come on. Why are you pitching
- all the mob stuff?
- 1261
- 00:48:07,216 --> 00:48:08,549
- Because I'm losing
- my shit here!
- 1262
- 00:48:08,551 --> 00:48:09,649
- I get it.
- 1263
- 00:48:09,651 --> 00:48:10,783
- You're gonna have to do it.
- 1264
- 00:48:10,785 --> 00:48:12,086
- - What?
- - Yup.
- 1265
- 00:48:12,088 --> 00:48:13,319
- You're gonna have
- to take the bullet out.
- 1266
- 00:48:13,321 --> 00:48:14,520
- I don't wanna do it.
- 1267
- 00:48:14,522 --> 00:48:15,855
- You think I want you
- to take the bullet out?
- 1268
- 00:48:15,857 --> 00:48:16,890
- I've seen you try
- to cut a chicken.
- 1269
- 00:48:16,892 --> 00:48:18,225
- We have no other option.
- 1270
- 00:48:18,227 --> 00:48:20,694
- Oh, my God!
- This is so bad!
- 1271
- 00:48:20,696 --> 00:48:22,331
- I hate game night!
- 1272
- 00:48:25,700 --> 00:48:27,836
- Thank you!
- 1273
- 00:48:28,569 --> 00:48:29,970
- Hey!
- 1274
- 00:48:29,972 --> 00:48:31,470
- Oh, thank God. Listen, Annie.
- It's all real.
- 1275
- 00:48:31,472 --> 00:48:32,805
- Oh, no, I know.
- 1276
- 00:48:32,807 --> 00:48:34,506
- Brooks is caught up
- in something and...
- 1277
- 00:48:34,508 --> 00:48:36,008
- Okay, where are you guys?
- 1278
- 00:48:36,010 --> 00:48:37,410
- We're all at Brooks's.
- We need to talk to the cops.
- 1279
- 00:48:37,412 --> 00:48:39,814
- No! No, no, no!
- Do not talk to the cops!
- 1280
- 00:48:39,816 --> 00:48:41,048
- What? Why? What's going on?
- 1281
- 00:48:41,050 --> 00:48:42,482
- - Are you guys okay?
- - Yeah, yeah.
- 1282
- 00:48:42,484 --> 00:48:44,819
- We're fine, we're fine.
- I shot Max, but he's fine.
- 1283
- 00:48:44,821 --> 00:48:46,153
- What?
- 1284
- 00:48:46,155 --> 00:48:47,520
- Look. We will meet you
- back at our house.
- 1285
- 00:48:47,522 --> 00:48:49,189
- Whatever you do,
- do not tell the cops anything.
- 1286
- 00:48:49,191 --> 00:48:51,493
- Brooks's life depends on it.
- 1287
- 00:48:56,365 --> 00:48:57,832
- - Hey.
- - Hi.
- 1288
- 00:48:57,834 --> 00:48:59,066
- Okay.
- 1289
- 00:48:59,068 --> 00:49:00,433
- I got a bunch of stuff.
- 1290
- 00:49:00,435 --> 00:49:02,002
- Yeah.
- 1291
- 00:49:02,004 --> 00:49:04,037
- Pocket knife. Tweezers.
- 1292
- 00:49:04,039 --> 00:49:05,406
- Sewing kit. Gauze.
- 1293
- 00:49:05,408 --> 00:49:07,174
- Good, good. All right.
- Wow, you did great!
- 1294
- 00:49:07,176 --> 00:49:09,776
- Yeah. And they didn't
- have rubbing alcohol.
- 1295
- 00:49:09,778 --> 00:49:11,176
- And they don't sell
- hard liquor,
- 1296
- 00:49:11,178 --> 00:49:12,812
- so I got you
- this lovely Chard.
- 1297
- 00:49:12,814 --> 00:49:15,048
- Good idea.
- Way to pivot, yep. Good girl.
- 1298
- 00:49:15,050 --> 00:49:17,383
- What else did you get?
- More good stuff?
- 1299
- 00:49:17,385 --> 00:49:19,852
- What is helpful in
- Country Living?
- 1300
- 00:49:19,854 --> 00:49:21,421
- Oh, that's for later.
- 1301
- 00:49:21,423 --> 00:49:23,656
- There's a corn chowder recipe
- that looks really good.
- 1302
- 00:49:23,658 --> 00:49:25,926
- - You love corn chowder, huh?
- - Sweet. I do, yeah.
- 1303
- 00:49:25,928 --> 00:49:26,993
- - That'll cheer you up.
- - Thank you.
- 1304
- 00:49:26,995 --> 00:49:28,462
- Okay. And then, a squeaky toy.
- 1305
- 00:49:28,464 --> 00:49:30,062
- - Huh.
- - For your mouth.
- 1306
- 00:49:30,064 --> 00:49:31,397
- - For the pain.
- - Mmm-hmm.
- 1307
- 00:49:31,399 --> 00:49:33,000
- Okay. Well, hopefully
- I won't need this.
- 1308
- 00:49:33,002 --> 00:49:35,002
- - Okay, let's see this bad boy.
- - All right.
- 1309
- 00:49:35,004 --> 00:49:36,203
- Yeah, careful.
- 1310
- 00:49:36,205 --> 00:49:37,904
- - Okay.
- - All right.
- 1311
- 00:49:39,006 --> 00:49:40,439
- - Okay.
- - Okay.
- 1312
- 00:49:40,441 --> 00:49:42,075
- - We're gonna push past it.
- - No problem. No problem.
- 1313
- 00:49:42,077 --> 00:49:43,377
- - We'll get the bullet out.
- - Let's just google.
- 1314
- 00:49:43,379 --> 00:49:45,011
- Honey, can you return
- the text later?
- 1315
- 00:49:45,013 --> 00:49:45,879
- This is instructions
- on how to remove a bullet.
- 1316
- 00:49:45,881 --> 00:49:47,046
- Oh, sorry.
- 1317
- 00:49:47,048 --> 00:49:48,381
- It's an alt-right
- militia website,
- 1318
- 00:49:48,383 --> 00:49:50,283
- so I'm just gonna ignore
- the racist stuff.
- 1319
- 00:49:50,285 --> 00:49:51,618
- - Good. Good, good.
- - Yeah?
- 1320
- 00:49:51,620 --> 00:49:53,520
- Okay. "Step one,
- sterile gloves."
- 1321
- 00:49:53,522 --> 00:49:54,788
- Check!
- 1322
- 00:49:54,790 --> 00:49:56,089
- We're doing
- the best we can, right?
- 1323
- 00:49:56,091 --> 00:49:57,857
- Okay. Yeah. We're getting by.
- 1324
- 00:49:57,859 --> 00:49:59,225
- "Step two."
- 1325
- 00:49:59,227 --> 00:50:02,263
- Um... Okay.
- "Disinfect wound."
- 1326
- 00:50:02,265 --> 00:50:04,564
- Right, yeah.
- That's gonna sting, isn't it?
- 1327
- 00:50:04,566 --> 00:50:05,765
- Yeah, a little bit. Yeah.
- 1328
- 00:50:05,767 --> 00:50:07,332
- - Let's do it.
- - Okay?
- 1329
- 00:50:09,071 --> 00:50:11,571
- That smarts, huh?
- 1330
- 00:50:11,573 --> 00:50:13,173
- Yeah.
- 1331
- 00:50:13,175 --> 00:50:15,508
- Gonna administer anesthetic.
- 1332
- 00:50:15,510 --> 00:50:16,442
- We don't have that.
- 1333
- 00:50:16,444 --> 00:50:18,044
- Just gonna skip that one.
- Okay.
- 1334
- 00:50:18,046 --> 00:50:19,345
- "Step four, apply pressure
- above the wound."
- 1335
- 00:50:19,347 --> 00:50:21,381
- Here, you squeeze that there.
- 1336
- 00:50:21,383 --> 00:50:22,982
- - I got it.
- - Great. Thank you.
- 1337
- 00:50:22,984 --> 00:50:25,285
- We're just gonna make
- two tiny incisions...
- 1338
- 00:50:25,287 --> 00:50:26,218
- Oh, my God.
- 1339
- 00:50:26,220 --> 00:50:27,421
- On either side
- of the wound.
- 1340
- 00:50:27,423 --> 00:50:29,423
- Easy-peasy.
- 1341
- 00:50:29,425 --> 00:50:30,656
- This is fun, huh?
- 1342
- 00:50:30,658 --> 00:50:32,424
- - Are you having fun?
- - No.
- 1343
- 00:50:32,426 --> 00:50:33,926
- - Let's get the bullet.
- - Okay. Here we go.
- 1344
- 00:50:33,928 --> 00:50:35,229
- Let's get in there and get it.
- 1345
- 00:50:35,231 --> 00:50:36,863
- Nice and small,
- nice and small, baby.
- 1346
- 00:50:36,865 --> 00:50:38,564
- Okay. Yeah, yeah. Tiny, teeny.
- 1347
- 00:50:42,171 --> 00:50:44,738
- That's not small.
- That's really big!
- 1348
- 00:50:44,740 --> 00:50:46,272
- So big?
- 1349
- 00:50:46,274 --> 00:50:47,941
- Way too big, baby. It's
- a bullet, not a grapefruit.
- 1350
- 00:50:47,943 --> 00:50:50,176
- I'm sorry! I'm sorry. This is
- my first time. I don't know...
- 1351
- 00:50:50,178 --> 00:50:51,879
- Oh, there's so much blood.
- 1352
- 00:50:53,149 --> 00:50:54,814
- No, no.
- Don't you start doing that.
- 1353
- 00:50:54,816 --> 00:50:56,450
- No, you're gonna make...
- 1354
- 00:50:59,321 --> 00:51:00,687
- - I'm sorry.
- - Stop it.
- 1355
- 00:51:00,689 --> 00:51:02,288
- I'm looking at you
- and you're making me...
- 1356
- 00:51:02,290 --> 00:51:03,689
- Well, don't look at me.
- I won't look at it.
- 1357
- 00:51:03,691 --> 00:51:05,691
- - Push through. Let's go.
- - Okay. All right, okay.
- 1358
- 00:51:05,693 --> 00:51:07,227
- - No more cutting.
- - Oh, shit.
- 1359
- 00:51:07,229 --> 00:51:08,160
- Just get the tweezers
- and get the bullet out, baby.
- 1360
- 00:51:08,162 --> 00:51:09,162
- Shit, shit, shit. Um...
- 1361
- 00:51:09,164 --> 00:51:10,229
- What? What happened?
- 1362
- 00:51:10,231 --> 00:51:11,497
- Phone went to sleep.
- 1363
- 00:51:11,499 --> 00:51:13,100
- You gotta set it
- so that thing stays on.
- 1364
- 00:51:13,102 --> 00:51:14,368
- - No. My phone doesn't do that.
- - Sure it does.
- 1365
- 00:51:14,370 --> 00:51:16,169
- Same phone as mine.
- Just change it.
- 1366
- 00:51:16,171 --> 00:51:17,638
- Just gonna touch it with my nose
- every 30 seconds. It's fine.
- 1367
- 00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:18,872
- Don't be afraid of your phone.
- 1368
- 00:51:18,874 --> 00:51:20,140
- Get in there,
- go to the settings,
- 1369
- 00:51:20,142 --> 00:51:21,408
- go to display
- and change the timing
- 1370
- 00:51:21,410 --> 00:51:22,442
- so that it doesn't revert
- to sleep mode.
- 1371
- 00:51:22,444 --> 00:51:23,743
- - Revert?
- - Yeah.
- 1372
- 00:51:23,745 --> 00:51:25,278
- What are you, Steve Jobs?
- I'm not reverting anything.
- 1373
- 00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:26,212
- I'm just not afraid
- of my phone, honey.
- 1374
- 00:51:26,214 --> 00:51:27,546
- It's so fucking simple.
- 1375
- 00:51:27,548 --> 00:51:29,415
- Shh! Quiet.
- I know what I'm doing, okay?
- 1376
- 00:51:29,417 --> 00:51:30,649
- Do you?
- 1377
- 00:51:30,651 --> 00:51:31,817
- Yes.
- 1378
- 00:51:31,819 --> 00:51:33,819
- - Here she goes.
- - Here we go.
- 1379
- 00:51:33,821 --> 00:51:35,120
- You're like a dolphin.
- 1380
- 00:51:35,122 --> 00:51:37,156
- All right.
- This part's gonna hurt.
- 1381
- 00:51:37,158 --> 00:51:38,625
- I don't... I don't doubt it.
- 1382
- 00:51:38,627 --> 00:51:39,825
- Okay, let's do this.
- 1383
- 00:51:39,827 --> 00:51:41,294
- Okay.
- 1384
- 00:51:42,365 --> 00:51:43,863
- Ooh... Oh, wait.
- 1385
- 00:51:43,865 --> 00:51:45,732
- What is that?
- 1386
- 00:51:45,734 --> 00:51:47,000
- You hear that?
- 1387
- 00:51:47,002 --> 00:51:48,502
- What's that sound?
- What's that sound?
- 1388
- 00:51:48,504 --> 00:51:49,535
- Is that the bullet?
- 1389
- 00:51:49,537 --> 00:51:52,171
- - That's bone!
- - What?
- 1390
- 00:51:52,173 --> 00:51:53,906
- That's not right.
- 1391
- 00:51:53,908 --> 00:51:57,877
- Okay. What do the racists say
- if you can't find the bullet?
- 1392
- 00:51:57,879 --> 00:51:59,379
- Yeah, that's bone.
- You got the bone.
- 1393
- 00:51:59,381 --> 00:52:01,515
- I'm looking at my bone.
- Look right here.
- 1394
- 00:52:01,517 --> 00:52:04,986
- Max,
- did you get shot twice?
- 1395
- 00:52:07,955 --> 00:52:09,522
- That's the exit wound.
- 1396
- 00:52:09,524 --> 00:52:11,091
- Oh, it came out!
- 1397
- 00:52:11,093 --> 00:52:12,892
- Yup. Nothing to remove.
- 1398
- 00:52:12,894 --> 00:52:14,227
- The bullet has exited the arm.
- 1399
- 00:52:14,229 --> 00:52:16,029
- Well, let's just sew
- that sucker up, huh?
- 1400
- 00:52:16,031 --> 00:52:17,332
- Yeah.
- 1401
- 00:52:18,499 --> 00:52:21,301
- No, no. Honey, don't,
- don't look at...
- 1402
- 00:52:21,303 --> 00:52:22,636
- Stop it.
- 1403
- 00:52:24,972 --> 00:52:26,205
- I'm sorry.
- 1404
- 00:52:26,207 --> 00:52:27,807
- Now, the Bulgarian's guys
- have Brooks,
- 1405
- 00:52:27,809 --> 00:52:29,276
- and the only way
- to save him
- 1406
- 00:52:29,278 --> 00:52:30,977
- is to get that egg from this
- Marlon Freeman guy.
- 1407
- 00:52:30,979 --> 00:52:33,747
- I can't believe your brother's
- been lying to us this whole time.
- 1408
- 00:52:33,749 --> 00:52:35,381
- He's even cooler
- than we thought.
- 1409
- 00:52:35,383 --> 00:52:37,785
- Honey, I think you sewed
- my arm to my sleeve.
- 1410
- 00:52:37,787 --> 00:52:40,187
- I didn't even know Morgan
- Freeman collected Faberge eggs.
- 1411
- 00:52:40,189 --> 00:52:42,089
- Aren't those worth
- millions of dollars?
- 1412
- 00:52:42,091 --> 00:52:43,924
- It's Marlon Freeman,
- but that's just an alias.
- 1413
- 00:52:43,926 --> 00:52:46,258
- Somehow, we gotta find out his
- real name, find out his address.
- 1414
- 00:52:46,260 --> 00:52:48,394
- - Police computer.
- - What do you mean?
- 1415
- 00:52:48,396 --> 00:52:50,662
- I once dated this girl
- whose father was a cop.
- 1416
- 00:52:50,664 --> 00:52:52,566
- She showed me
- her dad's police computer.
- 1417
- 00:52:52,568 --> 00:52:55,468
- It has a database with
- every known alias on it.
- 1418
- 00:52:55,470 --> 00:52:58,171
- I bet we could find Marlon
- Wayans' real name on it.
- 1419
- 00:52:58,173 --> 00:52:59,540
- So, if we called her up,
- 1420
- 00:52:59,542 --> 00:53:01,006
- would she let you go
- on her dad's computer?
- 1421
- 00:53:01,008 --> 00:53:03,542
- No. No way! That ended badly.
- 1422
- 00:53:03,544 --> 00:53:05,345
- So, how are we gonna get into
- a police computer
- 1423
- 00:53:05,347 --> 00:53:06,546
- without the cops knowing?
- 1424
- 00:53:06,548 --> 00:53:07,781
- - Billy Bob Thornton!
- - What?
- 1425
- 00:53:07,783 --> 00:53:09,149
- - What?
- - You slept with
- 1426
- 00:53:09,151 --> 00:53:11,384
- - Billy Bob, didn't you?
- - Hang on, hang on!
- 1427
- 00:53:11,386 --> 00:53:13,722
- I know where we can
- get on a police computer.
- 1428
- 00:53:15,356 --> 00:53:18,091
- - Hey!
- - Gary!
- 1429
- 00:53:18,093 --> 00:53:20,026
- Goodness.
- 1430
- 00:53:20,028 --> 00:53:22,194
- To what do Bastian and I
- owe the pleasure?
- 1431
- 00:53:22,196 --> 00:53:23,729
- Well, we were
- all just talking,
- 1432
- 00:53:23,731 --> 00:53:26,566
- and we realized we haven't had
- a game night in ages.
- 1433
- 00:53:26,568 --> 00:53:29,269
- - Just the seven of us.
- - So...
- 1434
- 00:53:29,271 --> 00:53:31,238
- I thought you were going
- to your brother's house.
- 1435
- 00:53:31,240 --> 00:53:32,705
- I never said that.
- 1436
- 00:53:32,707 --> 00:53:34,674
- Come on, Gare Bear. Live
- a little! It's the weekend!
- 1437
- 00:53:34,676 --> 00:53:36,743
- We were just saying how you
- were always better at games
- 1438
- 00:53:36,745 --> 00:53:38,111
- than Debbie was.
- 1439
- 00:53:38,113 --> 00:53:40,747
- I'll thank you
- not to besmirch my ex-wife.
- 1440
- 00:53:40,749 --> 00:53:42,216
- That woman is an angel.
- 1441
- 00:53:42,218 --> 00:53:46,754
- Oh. Yeah, she was much better
- at games than you.
- 1442
- 00:53:46,756 --> 00:53:53,162
- I will admit I have eagerly
- awaited a visit such as this.
- 1443
- 00:53:59,167 --> 00:54:00,933
- Where'd he go?
- 1444
- 00:54:00,935 --> 00:54:02,701
- Do we follow him?
- 1445
- 00:54:02,703 --> 00:54:03,736
- It seems like it.
- 1446
- 00:54:03,738 --> 00:54:05,640
- - Ryan, you go first.
- - I'm scared.
- 1447
- 00:54:11,914 --> 00:54:14,948
- Help yourself to popped corn
- with sea salt.
- 1448
- 00:54:14,950 --> 00:54:17,383
- Oh! Oh!
- 1449
- 00:54:17,385 --> 00:54:19,551
- Yummy, yummy.
- 1450
- 00:54:19,553 --> 00:54:21,220
- I can't believe
- that you read my mind.
- 1451
- 00:54:21,222 --> 00:54:22,522
- I was craving popcorn.
- 1452
- 00:54:22,524 --> 00:54:24,957
- You have a framed photo
- of game night?
- 1453
- 00:54:24,959 --> 00:54:26,325
- Doesn't everyone
- have photographs
- 1454
- 00:54:26,327 --> 00:54:28,563
- of their best friends
- in their homes?
- 1455
- 00:54:30,131 --> 00:54:33,133
- Of course. We do.
- 1456
- 00:54:33,135 --> 00:54:35,000
- Max, you wanna go first?
- 1457
- 00:54:35,002 --> 00:54:37,069
- Okay, I'll start. I'll do it.
- 1458
- 00:54:37,071 --> 00:54:38,537
- Oh. There's a loose one.
- 1459
- 00:54:38,539 --> 00:54:41,207
- Always in the middle.
- That's where you wanna go.
- 1460
- 00:54:41,209 --> 00:54:42,741
- Can I use your john
- real quick?
- 1461
- 00:54:42,743 --> 00:54:45,213
- Of course. It's the end
- of the hall, next to our...
- 1462
- 00:54:48,651 --> 00:54:50,419
- My bedroom.
- 1463
- 00:54:51,854 --> 00:54:52,855
- Okay.
- 1464
- 00:55:15,109 --> 00:55:16,845
- Oh, no, Gary.
- 1465
- 00:55:44,606 --> 00:55:48,875
- So, Sarah, how long
- have you two been a couple?
- 1466
- 00:55:48,877 --> 00:55:51,544
- Oh, no! No, we're not.
- We just...
- 1467
- 00:55:51,546 --> 00:55:53,513
- We work together.
- I wouldn't, um...
- 1468
- 00:55:53,515 --> 00:55:54,580
- I wouldn't do that thing.
- 1469
- 00:55:54,582 --> 00:55:57,383
- I see. I thought I detected
- 1470
- 00:55:57,385 --> 00:56:00,386
- a certain chemistry
- between the two of you.
- 1471
- 00:56:00,388 --> 00:56:03,423
- No. No way.
- 1472
- 00:56:03,425 --> 00:56:06,158
- - No, that's not...
- - Mmm. Mmm.
- 1473
- 00:56:06,160 --> 00:56:07,426
- Then again,
- I'm not the best judge
- 1474
- 00:56:07,428 --> 00:56:09,930
- of chemistry
- in the world.
- 1475
- 00:56:17,772 --> 00:56:19,372
- Hmm.
- 1476
- 00:56:19,374 --> 00:56:21,310
- Oh, because
- your wife left you.
- 1477
- 00:56:21,943 --> 00:56:22,944
- Oh, shit.
- 1478
- 00:56:32,521 --> 00:56:34,856
- Hello, Donald Anderton.
- 1479
- 00:56:43,798 --> 00:56:45,501
- Oh!
- 1480
- 00:56:46,401 --> 00:56:48,767
- So many possible moves.
- 1481
- 00:56:48,769 --> 00:56:51,239
- I just don't know
- where to begin.
- 1482
- 00:56:53,073 --> 00:56:55,741
- Um, maybe... Ooh...
- 1483
- 00:56:55,743 --> 00:56:57,144
- - Decision-making.
- - Come on, Annie.
- 1484
- 00:56:57,146 --> 00:56:58,076
- Just make up your mind.
- Please.
- 1485
- 00:56:58,078 --> 00:56:59,281
- - No!
- - No?
- 1486
- 00:57:01,383 --> 00:57:04,520
- Yup, take your time.
- 1486
- 00:57:05,383 --> 00:57:35,520
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- Free Online Movies
- 1487
- 00:57:36,084 --> 00:57:39,622
- Oh, Brooks. What have you
- gotten yourself into?
- 1488
- 00:57:56,703 --> 00:58:01,707
- Oh, shit. Where did you
- come from, little guy?
- 1489
- 00:58:01,709 --> 00:58:06,011
- Son of a bitch.
- Hey! What are you, a vampire?
- 1490
- 00:58:06,013 --> 00:58:08,716
- Oh, God. Oh, God.
- 1491
- 00:58:11,419 --> 00:58:14,854
- Oh, my God.
- Has that got it?
- 1492
- 00:58:14,856 --> 00:58:19,394
- No, that doesn't got it.
- God damn it. Come on!
- 1493
- 00:58:23,263 --> 00:58:24,466
- No!
- 1494
- 00:58:26,267 --> 00:58:27,500
- I should go check on him.
- 1495
- 00:58:27,502 --> 00:58:28,901
- I think he's fine.
- 1496
- 00:58:28,903 --> 00:58:32,040
- - He cried out.
- - Tell me about Debbie.
- 1497
- 00:58:35,010 --> 00:58:36,875
- I beg your pardon.
- 1498
- 00:58:36,877 --> 00:58:38,076
- Oh, just, I...
- 1499
- 00:58:38,078 --> 00:58:41,482
- I never met her. I'd love
- to hear all about her.
- 1500
- 00:58:52,227 --> 00:58:53,727
- Where do I begin?
- 1501
- 00:58:53,729 --> 00:58:55,194
- All right,
- you wanna take a bath?
- 1502
- 00:58:55,196 --> 00:58:56,529
- We'll take a little bath.
- 1503
- 00:58:56,531 --> 00:59:01,570
- There we go. Okay.
- All right. Here we go.
- 1504
- 00:59:03,571 --> 00:59:06,742
- There we go, huh? Huh?
- 1505
- 00:59:08,010 --> 00:59:09,709
- Oh, it's so much worse.
- 1506
- 00:59:09,711 --> 00:59:11,778
- Oh, God.
- And what did I do to this?
- 1507
- 00:59:11,780 --> 00:59:13,482
- What the fuck is this thing?
- 1508
- 00:59:14,883 --> 00:59:16,049
- Oh, Debbie.
- 1509
- 00:59:16,051 --> 00:59:17,553
- Oh!
- 1510
- 00:59:24,892 --> 00:59:27,694
- Okay. Fuck this.
- 1511
- 00:59:27,696 --> 00:59:29,629
- Hey, guys, Gary was right.
- It's awful late.
- 1512
- 00:59:29,631 --> 00:59:31,029
- Let's get home,
- get to bed, huh?
- 1513
- 00:59:31,031 --> 00:59:32,332
- Get out of his hair.
- 1514
- 00:59:32,334 --> 00:59:34,366
- We haven't finished the game.
- It's your turn, Max.
- 1515
- 00:59:34,368 --> 00:59:35,769
- Oh, my turn, huh?
- 1516
- 00:59:35,771 --> 00:59:38,404
- Okay, be careful now, Max.
- Oh!
- 1517
- 00:59:38,406 --> 00:59:40,339
- Well, game over.
- I went in a little hot.
- 1518
- 00:59:40,341 --> 00:59:41,441
- Why did you...
- 1519
- 00:59:41,443 --> 00:59:43,408
- Thanks.
- Good to see you, Gary.
- 1520
- 00:59:43,410 --> 00:59:45,745
- When shall we play next?
- 1521
- 00:59:45,747 --> 00:59:48,684
- Soon.
- We'll call you.
- 1522
- 00:59:53,555 --> 00:59:56,589
- Bastian. Baby!
- 1523
- 00:59:58,026 --> 01:00:00,392
- So, how are we supposed
- to get this egg
- 1524
- 01:00:00,394 --> 01:00:02,127
- out of
- Donald Anderton's house?
- 1525
- 01:00:02,129 --> 01:00:04,830
- I don't know.
- I'm gonna figure it out.
- 1526
- 01:00:04,832 --> 01:00:07,801
- "Unknown Caller."
- Please don't be Gary.
- 1527
- 01:00:07,803 --> 01:00:08,935
- Hello?
- 1528
- 01:00:08,937 --> 01:00:10,806
- We have your brother.
- 1529
- 01:00:11,339 --> 01:00:12,471
- Um...
- 1530
- 01:00:12,473 --> 01:00:13,906
- Okay. We know
- where the egg is,
- 1531
- 01:00:13,908 --> 01:00:15,341
- and we're actually
- on our way there right now.
- 1532
- 01:00:15,343 --> 01:00:16,942
- We can do a swap, okay?
- Please don't hurt Brooks.
- 1533
- 01:00:16,944 --> 01:00:18,845
- Meet us on the East
- 4th Street bridge
- 1534
- 01:00:18,847 --> 01:00:20,879
- at midnight.
- If you're late, he dies.
- 1535
- 01:00:20,881 --> 01:00:22,883
- - Oh, my God.
- - Um...
- 1536
- 01:00:22,885 --> 01:00:25,988
- Boy, that's less than
- an hour from now.
- 1537
- 01:00:27,055 --> 01:00:28,053
- Hello?
- 1538
- 01:00:28,055 --> 01:00:29,754
- What's up
- with this guy's voice?
- 1539
- 01:00:29,756 --> 01:00:31,558
- He sounds like a monster.
- 1540
- 01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:33,225
- He's using
- a voice changer, Ryan.
- 1541
- 01:00:33,227 --> 01:00:35,897
- He still sounds like
- a scary monster.
- 1542
- 01:00:39,100 --> 01:00:43,435
- And we are here.
- 1543
- 01:00:43,437 --> 01:00:44,904
- All right, you guys head home,
- 1544
- 01:00:44,906 --> 01:00:46,339
- and I will call as soon as
- I get the egg, all right?
- 1545
- 01:00:46,341 --> 01:00:48,040
- What? Wait a second, wait.
- I'm going with you.
- 1546
- 01:00:48,042 --> 01:00:50,142
- No, Annie. It could be very
- dangerous in there, okay?
- 1547
- 01:00:50,144 --> 01:00:51,778
- Listen, you know,
- Brooks shouldn't have dragged
- 1548
- 01:00:51,780 --> 01:00:53,412
- any of us into this,
- but he is my brother.
- 1549
- 01:00:53,414 --> 01:00:54,781
- And it's up to me to fix it.
- 1550
- 01:00:54,783 --> 01:00:56,082
- No, bullshit!
- We're all in this together!
- 1551
- 01:00:56,084 --> 01:00:57,783
- - Ryan!
- - No, no. No. Max is right.
- 1552
- 01:00:57,785 --> 01:01:00,986
- You guys should go home,
- but you and I are doing this.
- 1553
- 01:01:00,988 --> 01:01:03,223
- Okay, what happens
- if you guys don't make it out?
- 1554
- 01:01:03,225 --> 01:01:04,857
- We don't come
- to game night
- 1555
- 01:01:04,859 --> 01:01:06,024
- because we're dying to play
- Charades and shit.
- 1556
- 01:01:06,026 --> 01:01:07,627
- We come because
- we love you guys.
- 1557
- 01:01:07,629 --> 01:01:09,261
- Honestly, this is
- the best part of our week.
- 1558
- 01:01:09,263 --> 01:01:12,099
- Mine, too. And I have a lot
- of options on the weekend.
- 1559
- 01:01:12,935 --> 01:01:14,801
- Wow. You guys...
- 1560
- 01:01:14,803 --> 01:01:17,136
- Thank you. That's very nice.
- 1561
- 01:01:17,138 --> 01:01:19,973
- Aw, good friends.
- 1562
- 01:01:19,975 --> 01:01:21,741
- You should probably go,
- though, right?
- 1563
- 01:01:21,743 --> 01:01:23,676
- I mean,
- you don't even know us.
- 1564
- 01:01:23,678 --> 01:01:25,278
- Yeah, why are you still here?
- 1565
- 01:01:25,280 --> 01:01:29,549
- Oh. I don't know.
- I just got caught up in it.
- 1566
- 01:01:29,551 --> 01:01:31,183
- Also, if I go home now,
- and then I read
- 1567
- 01:01:31,185 --> 01:01:32,884
- in the newspaper tomorrow
- that you all died,
- 1568
- 01:01:32,886 --> 01:01:36,492
- I'll feel shit that I left,
- so I'm gonna stick around.
- 1569
- 01:01:37,492 --> 01:01:39,691
- You still read the newspaper?
- 1570
- 01:01:39,693 --> 01:01:41,593
- That's what you got from that?
- 1571
- 01:01:41,595 --> 01:01:43,164
- How are we gonna
- get into this place?
- 1572
- 01:01:45,432 --> 01:01:47,668
- Go! Go! Go! Go!
- 1573
- 01:01:54,276 --> 01:01:56,810
- Okay.
- 1574
- 01:01:56,812 --> 01:01:58,676
- Looks like they got
- a party going on.
- 1575
- 01:01:58,678 --> 01:01:59,947
- This could be good.
- 1576
- 01:02:11,959 --> 01:02:14,729
- Where is everybody?
- 1577
- 01:02:30,245 --> 01:02:31,647
- No way!
- 1578
- 01:02:39,854 --> 01:02:42,287
- It's some kind of
- rich guy's fight club.
- 1579
- 01:02:42,289 --> 01:02:45,159
- I knew it. They are real.
- 1580
- 01:02:49,062 --> 01:02:50,131
- Come on!
- 1581
- 01:03:01,443 --> 01:03:05,477
- That's my Boomer!
- That's my Boomer!
- 1582
- 01:03:05,479 --> 01:03:08,214
- Man, this is some
- Django Unchained bullshit.
- 1583
- 01:03:08,216 --> 01:03:09,881
- Water!
- 1584
- 01:03:09,883 --> 01:03:12,984
- That's my boy!
- Good boy! Good boy!
- 1585
- 01:03:12,986 --> 01:03:15,453
- Rich people are fucked up!
- 1586
- 01:03:15,455 --> 01:03:17,723
- Kramer, get Logan ready!
- 1587
- 01:03:17,725 --> 01:03:20,725
- Okay, minimum buy-in
- is now 10 grand.
- 1588
- 01:03:20,727 --> 01:03:22,160
- Okay, I think
- we should split up.
- 1589
- 01:03:22,162 --> 01:03:23,863
- Yeah.
- And let's start upstairs.
- 1590
- 01:03:23,865 --> 01:03:25,397
- Anybody finds the egg,
- just text the others, okay?
- 1591
- 01:03:25,399 --> 01:03:27,566
- And for God's sake, be careful
- with it. All right?
- 1592
- 01:03:27,568 --> 01:03:29,870
- - Gotcha. I got it.
- - Be safe.
- 1593
- 01:03:31,305 --> 01:03:33,173
- What are you...
- What are you doing?
- 1594
- 01:03:33,175 --> 01:03:35,374
- Who says the egg
- isn't in here?
- 1595
- 01:03:35,376 --> 01:03:38,343
- Also, I have a really good
- feeling about Logan.
- 1596
- 01:03:38,345 --> 01:03:41,881
- Egg, egg, egg.
- Wow! This is some bedroom.
- 1597
- 01:03:41,883 --> 01:03:43,616
- Does it remind you
- of your celebrity boyfriend's?
- 1598
- 01:03:43,618 --> 01:03:44,850
- Are you still on this?
- 1599
- 01:03:44,852 --> 01:03:46,486
- Yes, I'm still on this,
- Michelle.
- 1600
- 01:03:46,488 --> 01:03:47,787
- That's all I can think about.
- 1601
- 01:03:47,789 --> 01:03:49,421
- And that's saying a lot,
- considering we got
- 1602
- 01:03:49,423 --> 01:03:51,924
- Eyes Wide Fight Club
- going on downstairs.
- 1603
- 01:03:51,926 --> 01:03:53,892
- Why is this
- so important to you?
- 1604
- 01:03:53,894 --> 01:03:55,560
- Because, Michelle, look,
- 1605
- 01:03:55,562 --> 01:03:57,696
- I am losing my mind here.
- Okay?
- 1606
- 01:03:57,698 --> 01:03:59,064
- We were broken up at the time.
- 1607
- 01:03:59,066 --> 01:04:00,765
- I got a hand job
- from Karen Waller,
- 1608
- 01:04:00,767 --> 01:04:02,868
- so you had every right to.
- 1609
- 01:04:02,870 --> 01:04:04,306
- So, why not just tell me?
- 1610
- 01:04:06,240 --> 01:04:08,275
- Okay, fine.
- 1611
- 01:04:09,943 --> 01:04:11,609
- It was 10 years ago.
- 1612
- 01:04:11,611 --> 01:04:13,011
- I was at a gas station,
- 1613
- 01:04:13,013 --> 01:04:15,416
- and I noticed a guy
- at the next pump.
- 1614
- 01:04:17,084 --> 01:04:21,120
- It was Denzel Washington.
- 1615
- 01:04:21,122 --> 01:04:22,324
- Hold up.
- 1616
- 01:04:23,725 --> 01:04:26,191
- It actually was Denzel?
- 1617
- 01:04:26,193 --> 01:04:27,261
- Yeah.
- 1618
- 01:04:31,298 --> 01:04:32,964
- He was really nice.
- 1619
- 01:04:32,966 --> 01:04:35,000
- He made some joke
- about how premium gas
- 1620
- 01:04:35,002 --> 01:04:36,836
- is probably the same
- as regular.
- 1621
- 01:04:36,838 --> 01:04:38,069
- I took a chance,
- and I asked him
- 1622
- 01:04:38,071 --> 01:04:39,571
- if he wanted to get drinks.
- 1623
- 01:04:39,573 --> 01:04:41,441
- He said yes.
- 1624
- 01:04:41,443 --> 01:04:42,875
- We both got a little tipsy.
- 1625
- 01:04:42,877 --> 01:04:44,910
- I offered to pay for drinks,
- and he let me,
- 1626
- 01:04:44,912 --> 01:04:47,115
- which I thought
- was pretty cool.
- 1627
- 01:04:47,847 --> 01:04:50,317
- We danced for hours.
- 1628
- 01:04:52,921 --> 01:04:54,752
- Eventually, we ended up
- back at his place,
- 1629
- 01:04:54,754 --> 01:04:57,858
- and one thing led to another.
- 1630
- 01:04:59,294 --> 01:05:02,361
- It was just this crazy thing
- that happened
- 1631
- 01:05:02,363 --> 01:05:04,363
- and, in a weird way,
- it made me realize
- 1632
- 01:05:04,365 --> 01:05:08,069
- the only person
- I ever wanna be with is you.
- 1633
- 01:05:09,669 --> 01:05:11,002
- Nah.
- 1634
- 01:05:11,004 --> 01:05:12,772
- Nah. I don't believe it.
- 1635
- 01:05:12,774 --> 01:05:14,307
- - Oh, you...
- - Mmm-mmm.
- 1636
- 01:05:14,309 --> 01:05:16,542
- Well, I took a picture
- with him at the club.
- 1637
- 01:05:16,544 --> 01:05:18,345
- I put it in a hidden folder.
- 1638
- 01:05:19,546 --> 01:05:20,848
- Denzel and Michelle.
- 1639
- 01:05:26,488 --> 01:05:28,187
- Yeah, baby, that's not Denzel.
- 1640
- 01:05:28,189 --> 01:05:29,055
- Yeah, it is.
- 1641
- 01:05:29,057 --> 01:05:30,756
- Mmm. No, it's not.
- 1642
- 01:05:30,758 --> 01:05:33,160
- Dude looks
- a lot like Denzel,
- 1643
- 01:05:33,794 --> 01:05:35,261
- but it's not him.
- 1644
- 01:05:35,263 --> 01:05:37,296
- You're crazy. That's...
- Look at that, that's Denzel.
- 1645
- 01:05:37,298 --> 01:05:39,799
- Okay, let me ask you this.
- Did he say he was Denzel?
- 1646
- 01:05:39,801 --> 01:05:41,700
- Well, no...
- 1647
- 01:05:41,702 --> 01:05:44,470
- He tried to introduce himself,
- and I cut him off
- 1648
- 01:05:44,472 --> 01:05:47,141
- because I told him
- I knew who he was.
- 1649
- 01:05:49,310 --> 01:05:51,644
- - What kind of car did he drive?
- - A BMW.
- 1650
- 01:05:51,646 --> 01:05:53,513
- - Hmm.
- - Three series.
- 1651
- 01:05:53,515 --> 01:05:56,549
- Mmm. What was his place like?
- 1652
- 01:05:56,551 --> 01:05:59,054
- It was a two-bedroom condo.
- 1653
- 01:06:00,588 --> 01:06:05,625
- And he used the spare room
- as an office, so...
- 1654
- 01:06:05,627 --> 01:06:07,426
- Do you hear
- what you're saying right now?
- 1655
- 01:06:07,428 --> 01:06:10,062
- Hold on, let me see.
- 1656
- 01:06:10,064 --> 01:06:12,434
- When you zoom in,
- the nose gives it away, right?
- 1657
- 01:06:13,533 --> 01:06:14,866
- - Goddamn!
- - Mmm-hmm.
- 1658
- 01:06:14,868 --> 01:06:16,736
- Look, don't beat yourself up
- about it, okay?
- 1659
- 01:06:16,738 --> 01:06:18,370
- There is some good news.
- 1660
- 01:06:18,372 --> 01:06:20,872
- If you wanna get with Denzel,
- 1661
- 01:06:20,874 --> 01:06:23,109
- he's standing right here!
- 1662
- 01:06:23,111 --> 01:06:28,013
- Because the real
- Denzel ain't got shit on me!
- 1663
- 01:06:30,350 --> 01:06:34,419
- Honey, how does this monster
- have five kids?
- 1664
- 01:06:34,421 --> 01:06:36,354
- We don't get to have one.
- 1665
- 01:06:36,356 --> 01:06:38,790
- Well, his wife looks like
- she's about 15.
- 1666
- 01:06:38,792 --> 01:06:42,060
- Uh... Yeah. My sperm are fine.
- 1667
- 01:06:42,062 --> 01:06:44,296
- Right, right. No, I know,
- honey. We're just gonna...
- 1668
- 01:06:44,298 --> 01:06:48,167
- We're gonna keep plugging away
- until something sticks, okay?
- 1669
- 01:06:48,169 --> 01:06:51,037
- Gee, you really sound like a
- guy who wants to have a kid.
- 1670
- 01:06:51,039 --> 01:06:52,337
- Well, you know, I'm just...
- 1671
- 01:06:52,339 --> 01:06:54,173
- I'm a little distracted
- right now, honey,
- 1672
- 01:06:54,175 --> 01:06:55,674
- as you might imagine.
- 1673
- 01:06:55,676 --> 01:06:59,745
- Look, if you're not into this,
- you kinda gotta tell me.
- 1674
- 01:06:59,747 --> 01:07:01,214
- Listen.
- 1675
- 01:07:01,216 --> 01:07:05,683
- I wanna have a baby, but
- how do I explain this? Um...
- 1676
- 01:07:05,685 --> 01:07:08,654
- Do you remember how we used to
- play Pac-Man at Fisker Lanes
- 1677
- 01:07:08,656 --> 01:07:10,522
- and we could play all night?
- 1678
- 01:07:10,524 --> 01:07:12,390
- Do you remember this one time, I
- made it all the way up to level 86,
- 1679
- 01:07:12,392 --> 01:07:14,292
- - and you were not too far behind, right?
- - 85, but...
- 1680
- 01:07:14,294 --> 01:07:15,662
- And then I kicked your ass
- at Galaga.
- 1681
- 01:07:15,664 --> 01:07:17,595
- - So anyway, what is the point?
- - Mmm... Anyway.
- 1682
- 01:07:17,597 --> 01:07:19,799
- Do you remember
- how we stayed alive so long?
- 1683
- 01:07:19,801 --> 01:07:21,667
- All we did was
- we ate the pellets.
- 1684
- 01:07:21,669 --> 01:07:24,839
- We never ate the fruit because
- the fruit is how they get you.
- 1685
- 01:07:26,240 --> 01:07:27,874
- Oh, you're doing a metaphor!
- 1686
- 01:07:27,876 --> 01:07:29,441
- Yes, but here's the problem.
- 1687
- 01:07:29,443 --> 01:07:32,078
- No matter how long you and I
- stayed alive in the game,
- 1688
- 01:07:32,080 --> 01:07:34,149
- neither one of us ever made it
- up to the leader board.
- 1689
- 01:07:35,249 --> 01:07:37,183
- And you think
- if we have a baby,
- 1690
- 01:07:37,185 --> 01:07:38,683
- we'll be officially
- settling down,
- 1691
- 01:07:38,685 --> 01:07:41,220
- and you'll never make it
- onto the leader board of life?
- 1692
- 01:07:41,222 --> 01:07:42,888
- That's such a good metaphor.
- 1693
- 01:07:42,890 --> 01:07:44,055
- Yeah, no, it's not.
- 1694
- 01:07:44,057 --> 01:07:46,191
- - It's kind of bullshit.
- - Why?
- 1695
- 01:07:46,193 --> 01:07:47,894
- - What are we, 16 years old?
- - No.
- 1696
- 01:07:47,896 --> 01:07:51,095
- - You wanna go backpacking through Europe? Huh?
- - Uh-uh.
- 1697
- 01:07:51,097 --> 01:07:53,098
- You wanna, like,
- have some wine coolers
- 1698
- 01:07:53,100 --> 01:07:56,368
- on a football field
- with Rebecca De Mornay?
- 1699
- 01:07:56,370 --> 01:07:57,602
- Not specifically.
- 1700
- 01:07:57,604 --> 01:08:00,471
- You know who's always gone
- for the fruit, Max?
- 1701
- 01:08:00,473 --> 01:08:02,575
- Your criminal brother,
- and that is why
- 1702
- 01:08:02,577 --> 01:08:04,944
- the ghosts
- are about to eat him!
- 1703
- 01:08:04,946 --> 01:08:06,578
- Look who's embracing
- the metaphor.
- 1704
- 01:08:06,580 --> 01:08:09,415
- I was so...
- Wow. You know what?
- 1705
- 01:08:09,417 --> 01:08:11,250
- All this time,
- I've just been thinking
- 1706
- 01:08:11,252 --> 01:08:13,185
- that if I helped you
- beat Brooks,
- 1707
- 01:08:13,187 --> 01:08:15,053
- you would be less stressed.
- 1708
- 01:08:15,055 --> 01:08:16,956
- But you don't wanna
- beat Brooks.
- 1709
- 01:08:16,958 --> 01:08:19,494
- You wanna be Brooks.
- 1710
- 01:08:21,095 --> 01:08:23,431
- I'm gonna look somewhere else.
- 1711
- 01:08:35,508 --> 01:08:38,344
- Come on, Logan!
- Boomer ain't shit!
- 1712
- 01:08:38,346 --> 01:08:39,644
- Hey, ADHD!
- 1713
- 01:08:39,646 --> 01:08:41,315
- We're supposed to be
- looking for the...
- 1714
- 01:08:43,885 --> 01:08:46,588
- Holy shit. I'm right again.
- 1715
- 01:08:48,623 --> 01:08:50,089
- Wait, where are you going?
- 1716
- 01:08:50,091 --> 01:08:51,991
- Everybody's watching the fight.
- I'm gonna go grab it.
- 1717
- 01:08:51,993 --> 01:08:55,163
- - No, don't fucking...
- - Be cool, be cool.
- 1718
- 01:09:10,377 --> 01:09:12,580
- Oh, shit!
- 1719
- 01:09:15,716 --> 01:09:16,718
- Who the hell are you?
- 1720
- 01:09:17,752 --> 01:09:18,885
- Me?
- 1721
- 01:09:18,887 --> 01:09:20,986
- Yeah. Who are you?
- 1722
- 01:09:20,988 --> 01:09:22,721
- And what are you doing
- with my egg?
- 1723
- 01:09:22,723 --> 01:09:24,689
- Oh. I was just admiring it.
- 1724
- 01:09:24,691 --> 01:09:27,193
- I got a bunch of these
- fancy-pants eggs
- 1725
- 01:09:27,195 --> 01:09:29,362
- back at home. In my mansion.
- 1726
- 01:09:29,364 --> 01:09:32,167
- - Uh-huh.
- - This one's ugly. Hmm.
- 1727
- 01:09:33,068 --> 01:09:34,633
- Does anybody know this guy?
- 1728
- 01:09:34,635 --> 01:09:37,268
- I certainly hope so.
- 1729
- 01:09:37,270 --> 01:09:40,505
- I'm the CEO
- of Cyberdyne Systems.
- 1730
- 01:09:40,507 --> 01:09:42,773
- I should go.
- 1731
- 01:09:42,775 --> 01:09:44,009
- Boomer, take him down.
- 1732
- 01:09:44,011 --> 01:09:46,181
- Everyone hold on
- a goddamn second!
- 1733
- 01:09:50,650 --> 01:09:51,849
- Boomer!
- 1734
- 01:09:56,658 --> 01:09:57,790
- Hey, any luck yet?
- 1735
- 01:09:57,792 --> 01:09:59,024
- - No.
- - You?
- 1736
- 01:09:59,026 --> 01:10:01,260
- Go! Go! Go!
- I got it! I got it!
- 1737
- 01:10:01,262 --> 01:10:03,062
- Let's go! Come on!
- 1738
- 01:10:13,074 --> 01:10:14,474
- Sorry. Sorry.
- 1739
- 01:10:14,476 --> 01:10:15,643
- Hey, Ryan! Ryan!
- 1740
- 01:10:16,110 --> 01:10:17,609
- Oh, shit.
- 1741
- 01:10:17,611 --> 01:10:19,045
- Um, uh...
- 1742
- 01:10:19,047 --> 01:10:20,679
- Okay, okay.
- 1743
- 01:10:20,681 --> 01:10:22,149
- Shit! Okay.
- 1744
- 01:10:25,218 --> 01:10:28,756
- Michelle, I'm open!
- Hit me. Baby.
- 1745
- 01:10:30,658 --> 01:10:32,858
- - Oh-ho-ho!
- - Security!
- 1746
- 01:10:32,860 --> 01:10:34,493
- No, you don't.
- 1747
- 01:10:34,495 --> 01:10:35,960
- Oh, shit!
- 1748
- 01:10:35,962 --> 01:10:37,162
- Kev, up here! Throw it!
- 1749
- 01:10:37,164 --> 01:10:38,430
- I got it!
- 1750
- 01:10:38,432 --> 01:10:41,666
- Oh! Oh, my God, yes, yes!
- Yes, yes, yes!
- 1751
- 01:10:41,668 --> 01:10:45,938
- Oh, no! No! No!
- Get away! Get away!
- 1752
- 01:10:49,677 --> 01:10:51,209
- Okay. Oh!
- 1753
- 01:10:51,211 --> 01:10:52,678
- Go to the other side!
- 1754
- 01:10:52,680 --> 01:10:54,479
- Oh, my God!
- 1755
- 01:10:54,481 --> 01:10:56,514
- Annie! Annie,
- where are you?
- 1756
- 01:10:56,516 --> 01:10:59,486
- - Max! Max!
- - Over here! Hey!
- 1757
- 01:11:06,226 --> 01:11:07,660
- No! No, no.
- 1758
- 01:11:09,829 --> 01:11:11,231
- Get off me!
- 1759
- 01:11:14,802 --> 01:11:15,867
- No!
- 1760
- 01:11:15,869 --> 01:11:17,204
- Oh!
- 1761
- 01:11:18,137 --> 01:11:20,175
- That was easy.
- 1762
- 01:11:28,749 --> 01:11:33,184
- Man, glass tables
- are acting weird tonight.
- 1763
- 01:11:33,186 --> 01:11:35,720
- Go, go, go!
- 1764
- 01:11:35,722 --> 01:11:37,223
- Get in the van!
- 1765
- 01:11:37,225 --> 01:11:38,956
- Get in, get in, get in!
- 1766
- 01:11:38,958 --> 01:11:40,992
- - Get 'em!
- - Get 'em!
- 1767
- 01:11:55,776 --> 01:11:57,609
- So, you don't wanna
- have a baby,
- 1768
- 01:11:57,611 --> 01:11:59,513
- so we can do
- more shit like that?
- 1769
- 01:12:00,213 --> 01:12:02,480
- No. No.
- 1770
- 01:12:02,482 --> 01:12:04,517
- Is that the fruit
- you were thinking about?
- 1771
- 01:12:04,519 --> 01:12:07,053
- Mmm-mmm.
- That's not the fruit. No.
- 1772
- 01:12:07,055 --> 01:12:08,720
- Hey, thanks for the assist.
- 1773
- 01:12:08,722 --> 01:12:10,622
- Yeah.
- 1774
- 01:12:10,624 --> 01:12:13,593
- I don't even know why
- I really did it.
- 1775
- 01:12:13,595 --> 01:12:15,126
- Do you think it's 'cause
- you're falling for me?
- 1776
- 01:12:17,864 --> 01:12:18,899
- I...
- 1777
- 01:12:19,734 --> 01:12:21,767
- Not... Not sure.
- 1778
- 01:12:21,769 --> 01:12:24,135
- Ugh. I was joking.
- 1779
- 01:12:24,137 --> 01:12:26,839
- Oh. Okay. Yeah.
- 1780
- 01:12:26,841 --> 01:12:29,207
- Aren't you gonna say
- you were joking, too?
- 1781
- 01:12:29,209 --> 01:12:32,077
- - Do you want me to?
- - Oh, my God,
- 1782
- 01:12:32,079 --> 01:12:33,679
- - Stop it.
- - Okay, fine.
- 1783
- 01:12:33,681 --> 01:12:35,447
- It's two minutes to 12:00.
- Where the hell is this bridge?
- 1784
- 01:12:35,449 --> 01:12:36,948
- GPS says
- it's right around here,
- 1785
- 01:12:36,950 --> 01:12:38,550
- but I don't see it.
- 1786
- 01:12:38,552 --> 01:12:40,484
- Oh, oh. Oh.
- There it is. 4th Street.
- 1787
- 01:12:40,486 --> 01:12:43,288
- Oh, shit!
- 1788
- 01:12:47,962 --> 01:12:50,528
- - Oh, my.
- - That's great.
- 1789
- 01:12:50,530 --> 01:12:52,833
- That's great. Now they're
- gonna kill my brother.
- 1790
- 01:12:54,802 --> 01:12:55,837
- Oh, God!
- 1791
- 01:12:56,669 --> 01:12:58,804
- Hold on.
- 1792
- 01:12:58,806 --> 01:13:01,740
- I'm not an expert, but these
- gems look plastic to me.
- 1793
- 01:13:01,742 --> 01:13:04,309
- "Made in China."
- Is this thing not even real?
- 1794
- 01:13:04,311 --> 01:13:06,144
- Maybe just that sticker
- was made in China.
- 1795
- 01:13:06,146 --> 01:13:07,379
- - Let's let them talk.
- - Can I see?
- 1796
- 01:13:07,381 --> 01:13:08,648
- Hey,
- why would The Bulgarian
- 1797
- 01:13:08,650 --> 01:13:10,549
- ask Brooks to bring him
- a fake egg?
- 1798
- 01:13:10,551 --> 01:13:13,518
- Uh, I don't think
- he wanted an egg at all.
- 1799
- 01:13:13,520 --> 01:13:16,723
- I think he wanted
- what was inside the egg.
- 1800
- 01:13:17,525 --> 01:13:19,858
- "WITSEC."
- What is that?
- 1801
- 01:13:19,860 --> 01:13:21,093
- Um...
- 1802
- 01:13:21,095 --> 01:13:23,231
- We could ask them?
- 1803
- 01:13:39,879 --> 01:13:41,913
- You tell anyone
- we were coming here?
- 1804
- 01:13:41,915 --> 01:13:43,415
- No.
- 1805
- 01:13:43,417 --> 01:13:44,616
- I've got your egg.
- 1806
- 01:13:44,618 --> 01:13:47,251
- - You do?
- - Yeah, but we broke it.
- 1807
- 01:13:47,253 --> 01:13:48,720
- - What?
- - Well, it was a fake.
- 1808
- 01:13:48,722 --> 01:13:50,589
- But we have the list of names
- that was inside.
- 1809
- 01:13:50,591 --> 01:13:52,293
- That's what you wanted, right?
- 1810
- 01:13:55,395 --> 01:13:57,661
- Okay. Get on the ground.
- 1811
- 01:13:57,663 --> 01:13:59,831
- We've got what you want.
- Can't you just let us go?
- 1812
- 01:13:59,833 --> 01:14:02,535
- I said, "On the ground!"
- 1813
- 01:14:02,537 --> 01:14:04,303
- You too, playboy, get over
- there. Get on the ground.
- 1814
- 01:14:04,305 --> 01:14:05,804
- Yeah.
- 1815
- 01:14:05,806 --> 01:14:07,906
- None of that
- child pose shit, either.
- 1816
- 01:14:07,908 --> 01:14:10,474
- The Bulgarian's gonna kill me,
- probably you guys, too.
- 1817
- 01:14:10,476 --> 01:14:12,077
- Why did you come here?
- 1818
- 01:14:12,079 --> 01:14:13,745
- Because you're my brother,
- and I can't just let you die,
- 1819
- 01:14:13,747 --> 01:14:17,349
- even though
- you might deserve it.
- 1820
- 01:14:17,351 --> 01:14:19,952
- You're unbelievable,
- you know that?
- 1821
- 01:14:19,954 --> 01:14:22,420
- You've always been
- a better person than me.
- 1822
- 01:14:22,422 --> 01:14:24,322
- You gotta shut up. Okay?
- 1823
- 01:14:24,324 --> 01:14:27,225
- Listen. I'm a fraud, Max.
- 1824
- 01:14:27,227 --> 01:14:30,027
- I'm not the carefree dude that
- wins at everything he touches.
- 1825
- 01:14:30,029 --> 01:14:31,130
- You know how I win?
- 1826
- 01:14:31,132 --> 01:14:32,630
- I cheat.
- I cheat at everything.
- 1827
- 01:14:32,632 --> 01:14:34,868
- I even cheated when we were
- kids playing Battleship.
- 1828
- 01:14:36,637 --> 01:14:37,768
- What?
- 1829
- 01:14:37,770 --> 01:14:39,904
- Didn't you ever wonder
- why I made you sit
- 1830
- 01:14:39,906 --> 01:14:41,238
- with your back to the TV?
- 1831
- 01:14:41,240 --> 01:14:44,309
- It was so I could see
- your ships in the reflection.
- 1832
- 01:14:44,311 --> 01:14:47,846
- I mean, I even took five grand
- every time we played Monopoly
- 1833
- 01:14:47,848 --> 01:14:49,581
- before we even
- started playing the game.
- 1834
- 01:14:49,583 --> 01:14:53,085
- I cheated at the Game of Life.
- And at the game of life.
- 1835
- 01:14:53,087 --> 01:14:54,553
- You son of a bitch.
- 1836
- 01:14:54,555 --> 01:14:57,855
- - You son of a bitch!
- - Yo, sit down.
- 1837
- 01:14:57,857 --> 01:14:59,890
- - What about you, Princess?
- - I don't have anything.
- 1838
- 01:14:59,892 --> 01:15:03,562
- But it didn't stop there,
- because when we grew up, Max,
- 1839
- 01:15:03,564 --> 01:15:06,598
- you went off
- to college, and I...
- 1840
- 01:15:06,600 --> 01:15:08,966
- You got a career, you...
- 1841
- 01:15:08,968 --> 01:15:11,803
- You married the greatest girl
- in the world.
- 1842
- 01:15:11,805 --> 01:15:13,938
- I knew I couldn't keep up
- with that success.
- 1843
- 01:15:13,940 --> 01:15:15,707
- So I...
- 1844
- 01:15:15,709 --> 01:15:18,009
- I told everyone that I got
- a job on Wall Street.
- 1845
- 01:15:18,011 --> 01:15:19,577
- And I did.
- 1846
- 01:15:19,579 --> 01:15:22,350
- Selling coke to traders.
- 1847
- 01:15:23,618 --> 01:15:25,317
- You didn't invest in Panera?
- 1848
- 01:15:25,319 --> 01:15:26,885
- I ate at Panera.
- 1849
- 01:15:26,887 --> 01:15:28,554
- Jesus Christ.
- 1850
- 01:15:28,556 --> 01:15:30,054
- What's going on?
- 1851
- 01:15:30,056 --> 01:15:31,924
- But that's why I've been
- trying to make it up to you.
- 1852
- 01:15:31,926 --> 01:15:33,558
- That's what this whole
- game night was about.
- 1853
- 01:15:33,560 --> 01:15:37,630
- See, I had it rigged
- so that you'd finally win.
- 1854
- 01:15:37,632 --> 01:15:40,631
- The last clue
- was gonna lead you...
- 1855
- 01:15:40,633 --> 01:15:42,102
- Your jacket pocket.
- 1856
- 01:15:52,245 --> 01:15:53,480
- Huh.
- 1857
- 01:15:55,449 --> 01:15:57,719
- Surprise.
- 1858
- 01:16:00,753 --> 01:16:03,221
- I even managed to fuck
- that up, though. I'm so sorry.
- 1859
- 01:16:03,223 --> 01:16:07,326
- I'm so sorry, Max.
- 1860
- 01:16:07,328 --> 01:16:09,560
- I think we're gonna be okay,
- though. I got a feeling.
- 1861
- 01:16:09,562 --> 01:16:10,931
- You want us to kill them all?
- 1862
- 01:16:12,098 --> 01:16:13,465
- - What?
- - Okay.
- 1863
- 01:16:13,467 --> 01:16:14,566
- Wait, wait.
- Just let us go.
- 1864
- 01:16:14,568 --> 01:16:15,968
- We won't tell anyone anything.
- 1865
- 01:16:15,970 --> 01:16:17,868
- We got you the list!
- 1866
- 01:16:17,870 --> 01:16:20,607
- - What the fuck, man?
- - Fuck! God damn it!
- 1867
- 01:16:22,476 --> 01:16:23,541
- - Oh, shit. The fuzz.
- - Fuck, man!
- 1868
- 01:16:23,543 --> 01:16:25,077
- Freeze!
- 1869
- 01:16:25,079 --> 01:16:25,978
- Gary?
- 1870
- 01:16:25,980 --> 01:16:27,411
- Don't even think
- about it, pig.
- 1871
- 01:16:27,413 --> 01:16:29,380
- Can't say I care
- for that nomenclature.
- 1872
- 01:16:32,352 --> 01:16:33,654
- Get down!
- 1873
- 01:16:34,421 --> 01:16:36,423
- Come on, bitch!
- 1874
- 01:16:43,530 --> 01:16:45,031
- God damn it!
- 1875
- 01:16:52,640 --> 01:16:54,605
- Hey, isn't that your neighbor?
- 1876
- 01:16:54,607 --> 01:16:56,308
- When did Gary
- get so cool?
- 1877
- 01:16:56,310 --> 01:16:58,477
- - Oh, my God!
- - Everybody okay?
- 1878
- 01:16:58,479 --> 01:17:00,179
- - You're cool-ass Gary.
- - You all right?
- 1879
- 01:17:00,181 --> 01:17:02,380
- Fine, thank you.
- 1880
- 01:17:02,382 --> 01:17:04,416
- Though, in sliding,
- my belt buckle
- 1881
- 01:17:04,418 --> 01:17:06,452
- may have inadvertently
- scratched
- 1882
- 01:17:06,454 --> 01:17:07,920
- the finish of my squad car.
- 1883
- 01:17:07,922 --> 01:17:09,653
- How did you know
- we were in trouble?
- 1884
- 01:17:09,655 --> 01:17:12,491
- The nocturnal Jenga game,
- 1885
- 01:17:12,493 --> 01:17:14,660
- my blood-spattered
- marital souvenirs,
- 1886
- 01:17:14,662 --> 01:17:18,796
- and Max's curious search
- history piqued my interest.
- 1887
- 01:17:18,798 --> 01:17:21,198
- - Right. Oh, God.
- - You, uh...
- 1888
- 01:17:21,200 --> 01:17:23,033
- You saved our lives.
- 1889
- 01:17:23,035 --> 01:17:24,635
- Thank you.
- 1890
- 01:17:24,637 --> 01:17:26,506
- Just doing my job.
- 1891
- 01:17:27,641 --> 01:17:28,941
- - Oh, my God!
- - Oh!
- 1892
- 01:17:28,943 --> 01:17:31,012
- - Shit!
- - Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
- 1893
- 01:17:32,145 --> 01:17:34,313
- Gary!
- 1894
- 01:17:34,315 --> 01:17:36,548
- Hello? I need
- an ambulance. Officer down.
- 1895
- 01:17:36,550 --> 01:17:37,782
- - Oh, shit!
- - Hang in there, pal.
- 1896
- 01:17:37,784 --> 01:17:39,416
- Hang on, hang on, pal.
- 1897
- 01:17:39,418 --> 01:17:40,652
- Hang on.
- You're gonna be all right.
- 1898
- 01:17:40,654 --> 01:17:41,786
- We're gonna
- get you to a hospital.
- 1899
- 01:17:41,788 --> 01:17:43,421
- Okay, look at me. Gary, look.
- 1900
- 01:17:43,423 --> 01:17:45,456
- You have got
- a lot to live for, okay?
- 1901
- 01:17:45,458 --> 01:17:46,691
- Do I?
- 1902
- 01:17:46,693 --> 01:17:48,193
- - Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- - Yeah.
- 1903
- 01:17:48,195 --> 01:17:49,797
- I have no wife.
- 1904
- 01:17:51,464 --> 01:17:53,264
- - No friends.
- - That's not true.
- 1905
- 01:17:53,266 --> 01:17:54,465
- No, don't say that.
- 1906
- 01:17:54,467 --> 01:17:55,567
- You got us.
- We're your friends.
- 1907
- 01:17:55,569 --> 01:17:56,935
- You've got us.
- 1908
- 01:17:56,937 --> 01:18:00,906
- You don't even like
- spending time with me.
- 1909
- 01:18:00,908 --> 01:18:02,240
- Yes, we do.
- We just...
- 1910
- 01:18:02,242 --> 01:18:04,175
- We've been a little selfish,
- that's all.
- 1911
- 01:18:04,177 --> 01:18:05,609
- - Right, right.
- - I'm sorry about that.
- 1912
- 01:18:05,611 --> 01:18:07,045
- Oh, God. Oh, God.
- 1913
- 01:18:07,047 --> 01:18:10,014
- - Bastian.
- - Huh?
- 1914
- 01:18:10,016 --> 01:18:12,416
- Someone please take care
- of Bastian.
- 1915
- 01:18:12,418 --> 01:18:15,621
- Gary, you are gonna take care
- of Bastian yourself, okay?
- 1916
- 01:18:15,623 --> 01:18:17,255
- Listen. As soon as you get out
- of the hospital,
- 1917
- 01:18:17,257 --> 01:18:19,160
- you're gonna come to every
- single game night we have.
- 1918
- 01:18:20,494 --> 01:18:22,294
- Don't...
- 1919
- 01:18:22,296 --> 01:18:23,362
- Yeah?
- 1920
- 01:18:23,364 --> 01:18:25,529
- Don't you
- 1921
- 01:18:25,531 --> 01:18:27,568
- ever
- 1922
- 01:18:28,334 --> 01:18:30,268
- exclude me again.
- 1923
- 01:18:30,270 --> 01:18:33,006
- - Never exclude you again, pal.
- - No.
- 1924
- 01:18:35,008 --> 01:18:37,443
- - Oh, God. What is that?
- - What's that?
- 1925
- 01:18:37,445 --> 01:18:39,844
- Is that a blood clot?
- 1926
- 01:18:39,846 --> 01:18:41,979
- It's a blood capsule.
- 1927
- 01:18:41,981 --> 01:18:44,683
- - Huh?
- - A blood capsule?
- 1928
- 01:18:44,685 --> 01:18:49,557
- And that is how you do
- a game night.
- 1929
- 01:18:52,193 --> 01:18:53,226
- What?
- 1930
- 01:18:55,495 --> 01:18:57,095
- I've duped you all.
- 1931
- 01:18:57,097 --> 01:18:58,897
- Wha...
- 1932
- 01:18:58,899 --> 01:19:00,866
- Hold on a second.
- Are you telling me
- 1933
- 01:19:00,868 --> 01:19:02,300
- that this whole thing
- was a game?
- 1934
- 01:19:04,070 --> 01:19:06,138
- What? What?
- 1935
- 01:19:06,140 --> 01:19:07,605
- - They, they...
- - Shit!
- 1936
- 01:19:07,607 --> 01:19:09,374
- I'm sorry. They got up.
- They got up.
- 1937
- 01:19:09,376 --> 01:19:11,143
- When I learned you stopped
- inviting me to your game nights,
- 1938
- 01:19:11,145 --> 01:19:13,911
- I hijacked Brooks'
- murder mystery party
- 1939
- 01:19:13,913 --> 01:19:16,413
- and I staged a kidnapping
- of my own.
- 1940
- 01:19:16,415 --> 01:19:17,816
- You gotta be kidding me.
- 1941
- 01:19:17,818 --> 01:19:19,318
- What better way
- to prove my worth
- 1942
- 01:19:19,320 --> 01:19:20,719
- as a game night participant?
- 1943
- 01:19:20,721 --> 01:19:22,920
- Well, what about these dudes?
- Are they actors?
- 1944
- 01:19:22,922 --> 01:19:25,157
- Oh, no. They're...
- They're felons.
- 1945
- 01:19:25,159 --> 01:19:26,291
- Felons?
- 1946
- 01:19:26,293 --> 01:19:27,893
- I was able to shave some
- time off of their parole
- 1947
- 01:19:27,895 --> 01:19:30,661
- in exchange for
- this little side project.
- 1948
- 01:19:30,663 --> 01:19:32,730
- - We square now?
- - Thank you, gentlemen.
- 1949
- 01:19:32,732 --> 01:19:34,032
- That lady hit me with the car.
- 1950
- 01:19:34,034 --> 01:19:35,901
- Hey, what the hell kinda
- psycho are you?
- 1951
- 01:19:35,903 --> 01:19:38,469
- You put us through all this,
- just for your own amusement?
- 1952
- 01:19:38,471 --> 01:19:42,240
- No, no. Just the opposite.
- For your amusement.
- 1953
- 01:19:42,242 --> 01:19:43,175
- Did everyone have fun?
- 1954
- 01:19:43,177 --> 01:19:44,975
- - No! No.
- - Yeah. No.
- 1955
- 01:19:44,977 --> 01:19:47,880
- - No fun! I got shot!
- - By me!
- 1956
- 01:19:47,882 --> 01:19:49,413
- I don't see
- how that's possible.
- 1957
- 01:19:49,415 --> 01:19:50,749
- My men were using blanks.
- 1958
- 01:19:50,751 --> 01:19:52,751
- Well, that was my gun.
- It was a real gun.
- 1959
- 01:19:52,753 --> 01:19:55,152
- So, this whole thing,
- the Faberge egg,
- 1960
- 01:19:55,154 --> 01:19:56,990
- The Bulgarian.
- That was you?
- 1961
- 01:19:58,592 --> 01:19:59,724
- You've lost me.
- 1962
- 01:19:59,726 --> 01:20:02,094
- The egg, the WITSEC list?
- 1963
- 01:20:02,096 --> 01:20:04,332
- It's all you.
- All part of your game?
- 1964
- 01:20:07,333 --> 01:20:10,167
- This is a list of people in the
- Federal Witness Protection program.
- 1965
- 01:20:10,169 --> 01:20:12,737
- - How did you get this?
- - From inside the egg.
- 1966
- 01:20:12,739 --> 01:20:13,837
- Stop fucking with us.
- It's over!
- 1967
- 01:20:13,839 --> 01:20:15,107
- I'm not fudging with you.
- 1968
- 01:20:15,109 --> 01:20:16,977
- I honestly have no idea
- what...
- 1969
- 01:20:18,878 --> 01:20:22,080
- Oh, boy. Yikes!
- 1970
- 01:20:22,082 --> 01:20:23,314
- I mean, how stupid
- do you think we are?
- 1971
- 01:20:23,316 --> 01:20:24,883
- - Hey, Max...
- - Gang, are we looking
- 1972
- 01:20:24,885 --> 01:20:27,051
- at the big twist here?
- He gets shot again!
- 1973
- 01:20:27,053 --> 01:20:28,687
- And by who?
- A couple of new characters
- 1974
- 01:20:28,689 --> 01:20:29,987
- you introduce
- at the last minute.
- 1975
- 01:20:29,989 --> 01:20:31,756
- Dude, you've jumped the shark!
- 1976
- 01:20:31,758 --> 01:20:33,358
- Do you go to the magic shop
- to buy a bunch
- 1977
- 01:20:33,360 --> 01:20:35,395
- - of these little bullets?
- - No.
- 1978
- 01:20:37,530 --> 01:20:38,929
- Hang on.
- 1979
- 01:20:38,931 --> 01:20:40,165
- This is Officer Kingsbury.
- 1980
- 01:20:40,167 --> 01:20:41,700
- We got a 10-00
- on the 4th Street...
- 1981
- 01:20:45,137 --> 01:20:47,307
- Which one of you
- is Brooks Davis?
- 1982
- 01:20:50,177 --> 01:20:52,380
- It's funny, you don't look
- like an asshole.
- 1983
- 01:20:53,580 --> 01:20:56,113
- Do I look like
- as asshole to you?
- 1984
- 01:20:56,115 --> 01:20:57,447
- No.
- 1985
- 01:20:57,449 --> 01:20:59,250
- One of us has to be the
- asshole in this transaction
- 1986
- 01:20:59,252 --> 01:21:01,051
- because otherwise
- I'd have my egg,
- 1987
- 01:21:01,053 --> 01:21:02,621
- and you'd have your money.
- 1988
- 01:21:02,623 --> 01:21:05,826
- But instead, we've wasted
- our night tracking you down.
- 1989
- 01:21:07,092 --> 01:21:08,792
- Now we're gonna
- have to kill you.
- 1990
- 01:21:08,794 --> 01:21:10,996
- - What? No, no, no, no.
- - What?
- 1991
- 01:21:10,998 --> 01:21:12,464
- Mr. Bulgarian, I'm assuming?
- 1992
- 01:21:12,466 --> 01:21:15,634
- Hi, I'm Max.
- I'm Brooks' brother.
- 1993
- 01:21:15,636 --> 01:21:17,768
- And you know, look.
- He screwed up.
- 1994
- 01:21:17,770 --> 01:21:19,203
- - Right? You got greedy.
- - Oh, yeah.
- 1995
- 01:21:19,205 --> 01:21:20,404
- He admits it.
- 1996
- 01:21:20,406 --> 01:21:22,674
- Good news is, though,
- that we got your egg.
- 1997
- 01:21:22,676 --> 01:21:24,876
- It is broken.
- Uh, my screw-up.
- 1998
- 01:21:24,878 --> 01:21:27,813
- But, um, I got the list.
- 1999
- 01:21:27,815 --> 01:21:29,413
- Which I bet you've been after
- this whole time.
- 2000
- 01:21:29,415 --> 01:21:30,648
- What about this?
- 2001
- 01:21:30,650 --> 01:21:33,285
- How about
- 2002
- 01:21:33,287 --> 01:21:34,819
- you take this list
- 2003
- 01:21:34,821 --> 01:21:37,354
- for free, and we all go
- our separate ways?
- 2004
- 01:21:37,356 --> 01:21:38,990
- Nobody gets hurt.
- 2005
- 01:21:38,992 --> 01:21:42,693
- Uh, except the poor folks
- on this list, I'm guessing.
- 2006
- 01:21:44,597 --> 01:21:45,800
- Okay.
- 2007
- 01:21:46,266 --> 01:21:47,432
- Okay?
- 2008
- 01:21:47,434 --> 01:21:49,634
- Deal. Makes perfect sense.
- 2009
- 01:21:49,636 --> 01:21:51,769
- No, no. You give him
- that list, he's gonna kill me.
- 2010
- 01:21:51,771 --> 01:21:53,440
- That's nonsense.
- 2011
- 01:21:56,342 --> 01:21:58,475
- What the hell
- is wrong with you?
- 2012
- 01:21:58,477 --> 01:21:59,943
- I'm just trying to buy myself
- some time.
- 2013
- 01:21:59,945 --> 01:22:01,545
- Not much.
- 2014
- 01:22:01,547 --> 01:22:03,917
- We're just gonna cut it out
- of you on the jet. Take him.
- 2015
- 01:22:07,287 --> 01:22:09,086
- Don't follow us, Max.
- I'm serious!
- 2016
- 01:22:09,088 --> 01:22:11,391
- I'm not worried about that.
- 2017
- 01:22:14,793 --> 01:22:16,327
- You just letting them go?
- 2018
- 01:22:16,329 --> 01:22:18,662
- Yeah, they've done
- nothing wrong.
- 2019
- 01:22:18,664 --> 01:22:20,865
- Only this one.
- 2020
- 01:22:20,867 --> 01:22:22,567
- - Let's go.
- - Don't follow us!
- 2021
- 01:22:22,569 --> 01:22:25,437
- Gary! He's breathing.
- 2022
- 01:22:25,439 --> 01:22:26,804
- You know, the only
- private air terminal
- 2023
- 01:22:26,806 --> 01:22:27,871
- around here is at Conway.
- 2024
- 01:22:27,873 --> 01:22:29,808
- Yeah. How are we
- gonna get there?
- 2025
- 01:22:29,810 --> 01:22:31,443
- Brooks' house is not
- that far from here.
- 2026
- 01:22:31,445 --> 01:22:32,747
- But our car's not there.
- 2027
- 01:22:33,980 --> 01:22:35,315
- Yeah, it is.
- 2028
- 01:22:44,925 --> 01:22:46,357
- You know,
- you don't have to do this
- 2029
- 01:22:46,359 --> 01:22:48,259
- because I can just
- poop it out.
- 2030
- 01:22:48,261 --> 01:22:50,562
- We're not gonna go digging
- through your feces.
- 2031
- 01:22:50,564 --> 01:22:51,929
- That's disgusting!
- 2032
- 01:22:51,931 --> 01:22:54,032
- Now, hold still
- while I cut your stomach open.
- 2033
- 01:22:54,034 --> 01:22:55,503
- No, no! No! Whoa!
- 2034
- 01:22:56,669 --> 01:22:58,071
- What the hell?
- 2035
- 01:23:00,039 --> 01:23:01,907
- - Is that...
- - That's my brother.
- 2036
- 01:23:01,909 --> 01:23:03,608
- Get us in the air.
- 2037
- 01:23:03,610 --> 01:23:04,845
- Now!
- 2038
- 01:23:15,788 --> 01:23:17,023
- - Hold on!
- - Oh!
- 2039
- 01:23:20,360 --> 01:23:21,792
- - You all right?
- - Yeah, you?
- 2040
- 01:23:21,794 --> 01:23:22,997
- - Yup, good.
- - Okay.
- 2041
- 01:23:27,635 --> 01:23:29,233
- Okay, okay. What's our plan?
- 2042
- 01:23:29,235 --> 01:23:31,870
- I have one idea.
- It's so crazy,
- 2043
- 01:23:31,872 --> 01:23:33,170
- though, baby,
- it just might work.
- 2044
- 01:23:33,172 --> 01:23:34,639
- You're gonna crash the car
- into the plane,
- 2045
- 01:23:34,641 --> 01:23:36,340
- like Liam Neeson in Taken 3?
- 2046
- 01:23:36,342 --> 01:23:38,211
- He did that in Taken 3, huh?
- 2047
- 01:23:42,347 --> 01:23:43,749
- - All right, are you ready?
- - Uh-huh.
- 2048
- 01:23:43,751 --> 01:23:45,418
- Here we go!
- 2049
- 01:23:47,553 --> 01:23:49,155
- Oh, my God!
- 2050
- 01:23:50,723 --> 01:23:52,924
- Uh, you missed it.
- 2051
- 01:23:52,926 --> 01:23:54,261
- Thanks, baby.
- 2052
- 01:23:59,097 --> 01:24:00,432
- Brooks, we're coming!
- 2053
- 01:24:00,434 --> 01:24:02,035
- Whoo!
- 2054
- 01:24:19,453 --> 01:24:23,257
- Well, at least I got to
- drive it for 10 minutes.
- 2055
- 01:24:25,325 --> 01:24:26,258
- Oh, my God.
- 2056
- 01:24:26,260 --> 01:24:27,858
- - We have to hide.
- - Yeah.
- 2057
- 01:24:27,860 --> 01:24:29,027
- Okay. Go.
- 2058
- 01:24:29,029 --> 01:24:32,196
- Oh, shit! Shit!
- 2059
- 01:24:32,198 --> 01:24:34,501
- Go, go, go! It's stuck.
- 2060
- 01:24:35,703 --> 01:24:36,971
- Fuck!
- 2061
- 01:24:37,538 --> 01:24:39,073
- God damn it!
- 2062
- 01:24:56,823 --> 01:24:58,188
- Where you at, lady?
- 2063
- 01:24:58,190 --> 01:25:01,158
- Come on, you little bitch.
- 2064
- 01:25:01,160 --> 01:25:04,395
- I know you're back here
- somewhere.
- 2065
- 01:25:04,397 --> 01:25:08,265
- Let's end this shit.
- I won't kill you. Come out!
- 2066
- 01:25:08,267 --> 01:25:10,301
- Come on,
- get your ass out here!
- 2067
- 01:25:10,303 --> 01:25:12,402
- Turn on the belt!
- 2068
- 01:25:12,404 --> 01:25:13,971
- - I'm not gonna hurt you.
- - Look at the box!
- 2069
- 01:25:13,973 --> 01:25:16,774
- - Just come on out, let's talk!
- - Can you charade it to me?
- 2070
- 01:25:16,776 --> 01:25:19,077
- Charades?
- 2071
- 01:25:19,079 --> 01:25:21,278
- That's some
- cute full-circle bullshit.
- 2072
- 01:25:21,280 --> 01:25:23,148
- Here we go. Three words.
- 2073
- 01:25:23,150 --> 01:25:25,486
- Come on, lady. Where are you?
- 2074
- 01:25:27,788 --> 01:25:28,953
- Turn.
- 2075
- 01:25:28,955 --> 01:25:30,520
- Turn, turn, turn. Turn.
- 2076
- 01:25:30,522 --> 01:25:31,590
- On.
- 2077
- 01:25:31,592 --> 01:25:34,461
- Turn on. Turn on what?
- Turn on what?
- 2078
- 01:25:36,163 --> 01:25:38,261
- Turn on belt?
- 2079
- 01:25:38,263 --> 01:25:41,101
- Turn on belt!
- 2080
- 01:25:50,110 --> 01:25:52,513
- Boy, that's a slow belt.
- 2081
- 01:26:02,989 --> 01:26:04,255
- Hey!
- 2082
- 01:26:04,257 --> 01:26:07,559
- - Okay.
- - Oh, God! Annie!
- 2083
- 01:26:09,962 --> 01:26:11,362
- Oh, boy, that was...
- 2084
- 01:26:11,364 --> 01:26:12,563
- You saw what I was going for,
- though, right?
- 2085
- 01:26:12,565 --> 01:26:14,265
- Yeah, yeah.
- But then did you see
- 2086
- 01:26:14,267 --> 01:26:15,901
- when I hit him
- with the fire extinguisher?
- 2087
- 01:26:15,903 --> 01:26:18,068
- - I sure did. I sure did, yeah.
- - That was cool, right? Yeah.
- 2088
- 01:26:18,070 --> 01:26:19,670
- - Yeah.
- - Great.
- 2089
- 01:26:19,672 --> 01:26:20,839
- Do you want this?
- 2090
- 01:26:20,841 --> 01:26:22,974
- I don't want you to have it,
- Calamity Jane.
- 2091
- 01:26:22,976 --> 01:26:24,341
- All right, look.
- 2092
- 01:26:24,343 --> 01:26:26,544
- I think I saw a hatch
- at the top of the plane.
- 2093
- 01:26:26,546 --> 01:26:28,312
- Maybe I can get
- the drop on him.
- 2094
- 01:26:28,314 --> 01:26:30,048
- - "The drop?"
- - Yup, yeah.
- 2095
- 01:26:30,050 --> 01:26:31,448
- - Who are you?
- - Why don't you go use the emergency phone?
- 2096
- 01:26:31,450 --> 01:26:32,483
- Call for help.
- I'm gonna do the drop.
- 2097
- 01:26:32,485 --> 01:26:34,719
- Okay. You're not Liam Neeson!
- 2098
- 01:26:34,721 --> 01:26:37,091
- - That hurts my feelings!
- - I'm sorry!
- 2099
- 01:26:46,967 --> 01:26:48,702
- That's enough of this shit.
- 2100
- 01:27:09,021 --> 01:27:10,223
- Max!
- 2101
- 01:27:11,357 --> 01:27:12,890
- I can't get the drop
- on anyone tonight.
- 2102
- 01:27:12,892 --> 01:27:14,224
- Put that little knife down!
- 2103
- 01:27:14,226 --> 01:27:16,126
- Right now! That's it.
- 2104
- 01:27:16,128 --> 01:27:18,263
- Ahh!
- 2105
- 01:27:18,265 --> 01:27:20,200
- Right in my bullet hole.
- 2106
- 01:27:25,305 --> 01:27:27,307
- Come on, come on, come on.
- 2107
- 01:27:30,843 --> 01:27:32,046
- Shit!
- 2108
- 01:27:36,283 --> 01:27:37,484
- Stop!
- 2109
- 01:27:38,851 --> 01:27:40,053
- Drop it!
- 2110
- 01:27:41,788 --> 01:27:43,220
- Wait, wait. Um...
- 2111
- 01:27:43,222 --> 01:27:46,493
- You don't have to do this.
- I have kids at home.
- 2112
- 01:27:47,293 --> 01:27:49,059
- Not with that ass you don't.
- 2113
- 01:27:49,061 --> 01:27:50,827
- Oh. Well...
- 2114
- 01:27:50,829 --> 01:27:52,330
- Thank you.
- 2115
- 01:27:52,332 --> 01:27:53,697
- You're welcome.
- 2116
- 01:27:55,569 --> 01:27:58,105
- Shit!
- 2117
- 01:28:00,373 --> 01:28:02,741
- Yes!
- 2118
- 01:28:02,743 --> 01:28:04,709
- Oh, no, he died!
- 2119
- 01:28:35,208 --> 01:28:37,709
- And that's how you get
- the drop on someone!
- 2120
- 01:28:37,711 --> 01:28:38,811
- Oh, my God!
- 2121
- 01:28:39,913 --> 01:28:41,312
- Oh. Oh!
- 2122
- 01:28:41,314 --> 01:28:43,417
- - I gotcha! I gotcha!
- - This is high.
- 2123
- 01:28:44,883 --> 01:28:46,184
- You're amazing.
- 2124
- 01:28:46,186 --> 01:28:47,684
- - You can cut me loose now.
- - Thank you!
- 2125
- 01:28:47,686 --> 01:28:48,719
- Okay. Okay, okay.
- 2126
- 01:28:48,721 --> 01:28:50,721
- - Uh...
- - Yeah. In the bag.
- 2127
- 01:28:50,723 --> 01:28:52,122
- - This? Okay.
- - Look in the bag.
- 2128
- 01:28:52,124 --> 01:28:54,157
- - That's right.
- - Okay.
- 2129
- 01:28:54,159 --> 01:28:55,492
- Oh! Thank you!
- 2130
- 01:28:55,494 --> 01:28:57,530
- - Okay. You all right?
- - Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- 2131
- 01:29:01,066 --> 01:29:03,201
- Whoa. Well, look at that.
- 2132
- 01:29:03,203 --> 01:29:04,568
- You put a bungee cord
- in your hand,
- 2133
- 01:29:04,570 --> 01:29:06,770
- you go straight
- to the pervy place, don't you?
- 2134
- 01:29:06,772 --> 01:29:10,274
- Hey. You saved my life.
- Thank you.
- 2135
- 01:29:10,276 --> 01:29:11,776
- - You okay?
- - Yeah, yeah.
- 2136
- 01:29:11,778 --> 01:29:14,379
- I mean, I just saw a man die,
- but I'm... I'm okay.
- 2137
- 01:29:15,582 --> 01:29:17,081
- Is that a knife
- in your bullet hole?
- 2138
- 01:29:17,083 --> 01:29:19,153
- Uh-huh. Hey.
- I wanna have a baby.
- 2139
- 01:29:19,852 --> 01:29:21,051
- Uh, what?
- 2140
- 01:29:21,053 --> 01:29:22,487
- I used to think
- that I wanted Brooks' life,
- 2141
- 01:29:22,489 --> 01:29:24,220
- but, you know,
- turns out he was just...
- 2142
- 01:29:24,222 --> 01:29:25,724
- You're a loser.
- He's a loser.
- 2143
- 01:29:25,726 --> 01:29:26,590
- Uh, guilty.
- 2144
- 01:29:26,592 --> 01:29:28,526
- But us making a family?
- 2145
- 01:29:28,528 --> 01:29:31,895
- That's not pellets.
- That's the fruit.
- 2146
- 01:29:31,897 --> 01:29:33,798
- That's fruit, it's fruit.
- 2147
- 01:29:33,800 --> 01:29:35,265
- Wait. What's going on?
- 2148
- 01:29:35,267 --> 01:29:37,367
- Plus, think about all the
- dum-dums that have kids, right?
- 2149
- 01:29:37,369 --> 01:29:38,569
- And think about
- how much better
- 2150
- 01:29:38,571 --> 01:29:40,004
- our kid is gonna be
- than their kids.
- 2151
- 01:29:40,006 --> 01:29:42,240
- It's gonna beat their kids
- at everything.
- 2152
- 01:29:42,242 --> 01:29:43,640
- It's taken you this long
- to see that?
- 2153
- 01:29:43,642 --> 01:29:45,710
- Our baby is gonna crush
- every other baby.
- 2154
- 01:29:45,712 --> 01:29:47,711
- I'm sorry, that's right. And
- not in that peak-too-early,
- 2155
- 01:29:47,713 --> 01:29:49,147
- you know,
- kid actor kind of way.
- 2156
- 01:29:49,149 --> 01:29:50,581
- Mmm-mmm. No.
- 2157
- 01:29:50,583 --> 01:29:52,316
- We will parcel out
- his or her gifts over time.
- 2158
- 01:29:52,318 --> 01:29:53,617
- - Absolutely.
- - Yes.
- 2159
- 01:29:53,619 --> 01:29:54,885
- We gotta teach it Mandarin
- right away.
- 2160
- 01:29:54,887 --> 01:29:56,019
- 'Cause China's the future.
- 2161
- 01:29:56,021 --> 01:29:57,221
- - It sure is.
- - Yeah.
- 2162
- 01:29:57,223 --> 01:29:59,193
- - You're the future.
- - Oh, my God.
- 2163
- 01:30:02,361 --> 01:30:03,596
- Hmm?
- 2164
- 01:30:04,698 --> 01:30:07,267
- And that concludes
- my game night.
- 2165
- 01:30:08,034 --> 01:30:09,133
- - What?
- - What?
- 2166
- 01:30:09,135 --> 01:30:10,501
- It went exactly as I planned.
- 2167
- 01:30:10,503 --> 01:30:13,537
- You learned every lesson
- that I wanted you to.
- 2168
- 01:30:13,539 --> 01:30:15,609
- Trevor, you can get up now.
- 2169
- 01:30:20,579 --> 01:30:21,946
- I'm just fucking with you.
- 2170
- 01:30:21,948 --> 01:30:23,380
- But that would've been
- really cool, right?
- 2171
- 01:30:23,382 --> 01:30:24,948
- You're such a dick.
- 2172
- 01:30:34,628 --> 01:30:37,062
- - Hey! Hey!
- - Hey!
- 2173
- 01:30:37,064 --> 01:30:39,464
- - Hey, hey!
- - Hey!
- 2174
- 01:30:39,466 --> 01:30:40,764
- Come on, come on.
- 2175
- 01:30:40,766 --> 01:30:42,533
- Hey, thanks for letting me
- host again, huh?
- 2176
- 01:30:42,535 --> 01:30:44,501
- Well, it's not like
- we had a choice, huh?
- 2177
- 01:30:44,503 --> 01:30:46,438
- Only 36 months to go.
- 2178
- 01:30:46,440 --> 01:30:47,705
- Oh, time will fly.
- 2179
- 01:30:47,707 --> 01:30:48,872
- - Can I get you a beer?
- - Uh, yeah.
- 2180
- 01:30:48,874 --> 01:30:50,742
- - Come on!
- - Hey, listen, Brooks.
- 2181
- 01:30:50,744 --> 01:30:53,643
- I know you're probably feeling
- pretty humbled by all of this.
- 2182
- 01:30:53,645 --> 01:30:55,412
- But, honestly, I think
- you're gonna come out
- 2183
- 01:30:55,414 --> 01:30:57,148
- the other side
- a much better man.
- 2184
- 01:30:57,150 --> 01:30:58,549
- Oh! Hey, look.
- 2185
- 01:30:58,551 --> 01:30:59,983
- I completely agree.
- 2186
- 01:30:59,985 --> 01:31:02,086
- You remember the WITSEC list
- that I swallowed?
- 2187
- 01:31:02,088 --> 01:31:03,455
- - Sure.
- - I pooped it out,
- 2188
- 01:31:03,457 --> 01:31:06,791
- sold it for $3 million
- on the black market.
- 2189
- 01:31:06,793 --> 01:31:09,160
- - Are you serious?
- - Pretty sweet, huh?
- 2190
- 01:31:09,162 --> 01:31:11,428
- Brooks, everybody on that list
- is gonna get killed.
- 2191
- 01:31:11,430 --> 01:31:12,830
- Oh, no, Max,
- I'm not a monster.
- 2192
- 01:31:12,832 --> 01:31:15,398
- I tipped everyone off
- that they were in danger.
- 2193
- 01:31:15,400 --> 01:31:17,867
- For $20,000 apiece.
- 2194
- 01:31:17,869 --> 01:31:19,937
- You're unbelievable.
- 2195
- 01:31:19,939 --> 01:31:21,005
- Thank you. It's not like
- 2196
- 01:31:21,007 --> 01:31:22,438
- I'm gonna live
- in this dump forever.
- 2197
- 01:31:22,440 --> 01:31:23,674
- As soon as
- this cuff comes off,
- 2198
- 01:31:23,676 --> 01:31:24,742
- I'm gonna buy that house
- I was renting.
- 2199
- 01:31:24,744 --> 01:31:26,279
- I'm moving in with Johanna.
- 2200
- 01:31:27,079 --> 01:31:28,212
- There she is.
- 2201
- 01:31:28,214 --> 01:31:30,747
- - Hey, Dr. Chin!
- - Hey, Max.
- 2202
- 01:31:30,749 --> 01:31:32,316
- - Let's play.
- - Yeah.
- 2203
- 01:31:32,318 --> 01:31:33,951
- Uh, The Crying Game?
- 2204
- 01:31:33,953 --> 01:31:35,620
- Uh, Boys Don't Cry?
- 2205
- 01:31:35,622 --> 01:31:37,688
- Is that a tear?
- Is that the actor?
- 2206
- 01:31:37,690 --> 01:31:39,122
- - Mr. Potato Head.
- - Are you drawing the actor?
- 2207
- 01:31:39,124 --> 01:31:40,325
- - Cry-Baby?
- - Yes!
- 2208
- 01:31:40,327 --> 01:31:42,527
- - Time!
- - It was The Green Mile.
- 2209
- 01:31:42,529 --> 01:31:45,429
- - What?
- - How is that The Green Mile?
- 2210
- 01:31:45,431 --> 01:31:48,198
- This is me
- at the Regal Cinema crying
- 2211
- 01:31:48,200 --> 01:31:51,670
- as I did through
- much of the film.
- 2212
- 01:31:51,672 --> 01:31:53,170
- How we supposed
- to know that, Gary?
- 2213
- 01:31:53,172 --> 01:31:56,742
- I assume everyone cried
- during The Green Mile.
- 2214
- 01:31:57,577 --> 01:31:59,577
- - So, who's next?
- - I'll go.
- 2215
- 01:31:59,579 --> 01:32:01,144
- - Yeah!
- - Go, baby.
- 2216
- 01:32:01,146 --> 01:32:02,345
- Nice try, Gary.
- 2217
- 01:32:02,347 --> 01:32:04,215
- And go!
- 2218
- 01:32:04,217 --> 01:32:05,515
- Uh...
- 2219
- 01:32:05,517 --> 01:32:07,184
- - It's a rock.
- - A bean? A rock!
- 2220
- 01:32:07,186 --> 01:32:08,719
- - A ball?
- - That's a...
- 2221
- 01:32:08,721 --> 01:32:10,087
- - Burger. Is that a burger?
- - Football!
- 2222
- 01:32:10,089 --> 01:32:11,456
- No, oh, that's
- a dinner roll, right?
- 2223
- 01:32:11,458 --> 01:32:12,724
- - A bun!
- - Bread?
- 2224
- 01:32:12,726 --> 01:32:14,258
- Is it a bun?
- Looks like a bun.
- 2225
- 01:32:14,260 --> 01:32:15,626
- French loaf?
- 2226
- 01:32:15,628 --> 01:32:16,993
- Is this a motion picture?
- 2227
- 01:32:16,995 --> 01:32:18,528
- A bun is in a house.
- On a train.
- 2228
- 01:32:18,530 --> 01:32:19,831
- Are we supposed
- to announce it?
- 2229
- 01:32:19,833 --> 01:32:20,898
- - Microwave?
- - It's being cooked.
- 2230
- 01:32:20,900 --> 01:32:22,367
- It's in an oven.
- Bun in the oven!
- 2231
- 01:32:22,369 --> 01:32:23,468
- Yes, yes, yes!
- 2232
- 01:32:23,470 --> 01:32:25,835
- Wait. What?
- 2233
- 01:32:25,837 --> 01:32:27,373
- Yes.
- 2234
- 01:32:28,473 --> 01:32:29,874
- You pregnant?
- 2235
- 01:32:29,876 --> 01:32:31,445
- We did it.
- 2236
- 01:32:39,084 --> 01:32:41,652
- Oh, my gosh!
- They're having a baby!
- 2237
- 01:32:41,654 --> 01:32:43,557
- They're having a baby!
- 2238
- 01:32:44,423 --> 01:32:46,424
- Oh, my God!
- 2239
- 01:39:32,864 --> 01:39:34,197
- How you doing?
- 2240
- 01:39:34,199 --> 01:39:36,133
- - Hi.
- - I'm Kenny.
- 2241
- 01:39:36,135 --> 01:39:37,934
- Nice to meet you, Kenny.
- 2242
- 01:39:39,437 --> 01:39:42,005
- Usually people cut me off
- and say they know who I am.
- 2243
- 01:39:42,007 --> 01:39:43,107
- Oh, yeah?
- 2244
- 01:39:43,109 --> 01:39:45,378
- Yeah. I didn't
- catch your name.
- 2245
- 01:39:45,979 --> 01:39:47,814
- I'm Debbie.
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