Video game "Accomplishments" xd

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		List of semi-autistic video game achievements that i have, that i don't really take pride in but show off anyway:

	Team Fortress 2:
		- Times kicked 'for cheating' as Spy: 1
		- Times kicked 'for cheating' as Soldier: 1

	PUBG
		- Started playing 28th of July 2017
		- #3000 Solo on EU August 2017
		- #6000 Solo on EU November 2017
		- 9 wins solo (2FPP)(11k), 13 wins duo (2FPP)(12k), 15 wins squad (2FPP)(10k)
		- Have won one match out of every category in a single day (Solo, duo, squad) (15/9 2017)

	Fortnite
		- Started playing around 15th of February 2018
		- "NisseOnTwitch" for more stats, i was top like 1500 at the highest? Also almost 25% winrate at a time.


	Starcraft 2
		- Platinum in WoL, Diamond in HotS, highest opponent i ever played against was a Coach, he was very good indeed (Granas)


	Dark Souls
		- Beat all three games without summons (bigger deal than you might think, DaS2 is a dogshit game and i literarily smashed
		my old desk into pieces over DaS2 and PUBGay)
		- also penised on folks with Giantdad a whole lot


	Hearthstone
		- Lightforge Arena key (12 wins, warrior draft)
		- Legend rank


	League of Legends
		- 5000 hours (no, really)
		- Platinum 3 at highest, could still probably get Diamond if i had the autism in me to play ranked League


	Counter-Strike: Global Offensive highest ranks
		- Matchmaking Rank: Global Elite
		- ESEA Rank B+
		- Faceit Rank: 7 or 8 at highest
 	Pros met or beat
		- Kjaerbye 1v1 Arena server, i beat him
		- Dupreeh 1v1 Arena server, i beat him
		- ChrisJ  Community competitive, killed him on pistol
		- Zaitros 1v1 Arena server, he beat me
		- Disco Doplan Pistol FFA DM server, killed each other a few times
 	I've played for one semi-pro team and two casual teams, mainly as in-game leader.
	I'd rather put my balls in a vice than play CSGO professionally.

	Timelapse for true autism connosieurs:
		2012: Installed for the first time, hated CS because none of the game modes really make sense for beginners to play
		2015, Fall: Started playing seriously
		2017-03-02: 2000 hours
		2017-03-15: Supreme Master First Class
		2017-04-06: Global Elite
		2017-04: Started playing ESEA
		2017-Summer: SoloQ to global completed
		2019-ish:



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