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  1. [09:26]
  2. (X):
  3. i spent almost 8 hours on the server and the most money i made was off of a stalker who owed me money from an event i had already gone on 3 days ago
  4. like 5 admins cycled on and the only one who ran anything was orwell
  5.  
  6. [09:27]
  7. rusty:
  8. lol
  9. now you see why I just don't care
  10.  
  11. [09:27]
  12. (X):
  13. i broke into jupiter and prop killed myself before disconnected
  14. i said to remnar "no wonder rusty fucking quit"
  15. "the server is boring"
  16.  
  17. [09:27]
  18. rusty:
  19. yep
  20.  
  21. [09:28]
  22. (X):
  23. the only "action" i had was saving another player from a shitty GM's "event"
  24. where all i did was /me shoots dog
  25. ./me gives man bandage
  26.  
  27. [09:28]
  28. rusty:
  29. did you see my ooc comment
  30.  
  31. [09:28]
  32. (X):
  33. he said 'im gonna injure people' and you said like
  34. 'write garbled english you mean'
  35.  
  36. [09:28]
  37. rusty:
  38. lol
  39. yes...
  40. no reaction?
  41.  
  42. [09:29]
  43. (X):
  44. *89*65/320
  45. fucking fuck
  46. i dropped my glass like an idiot
  47. the only reason im getting back on the server is because orwell is back and that means i can give him a quest item
  48.  
  49. [11:26]
  50. (X):
  51. clearly my brain is not as huge as melnik-rusty because i got tk'd for 3 days
  52. fuck
  53.  
  54. [11:29]
  55. rusty:
  56. lol
  57. Chad melnik
  58.  
  59. [11:29]
  60. (X):
  61. virgin trailblazeD
  62. i played this stupid nazz event because there were 3 retards going on it. they got their directions wrong so i had to
  63. solo a burer
  64.  
  65. [11:30]
  66. rusty:
  67. lol
  68. who
  69.  
  70. [11:30]
  71. (X):
  72. joker
  73. sunshine
  74. and a cool guy named pina colada
  75.  
  76. [11:30]
  77. rusty:
  78. no clue except joker
  79.  
  80. [11:31]
  81. (X):
  82. it was the buses at the admin building in jupitergo put a scanner down, leave
  83. they cant navigate for shit so i arrived alone, had to fight a burer at one of the buses
  84. an emission rolled in
  85. i popped an anabiotic on TB
  86. and magdumped the burer
  87. nerd squad arrives to see TB fried. bla bla bla. super sudden!!! monolith sniper ((lynx)) arrives. instantly plugs pina through the spine with an SVD as he tries to pick TB up
  88.  
  89. [11:32]
  90. rusty:
  91. rofl
  92. thanks wilson
  93.  
  94. [11:32]
  95. (X):
  96. other 2 retards fuck off and fuck up, sunshine drags TB around the bus
  97.  
  98. [11:33]
  99. rusty:
  100. idk these seem like rookie mistakes
  101.  
  102. [11:33]
  103. (X):
  104. TB tries to reset his leg because he's popped it out of place. snork arrives. he hits the deck. it crawls over him to go maul sunshine
  105. joker shoots into the bus using little to no brain
  106. overpenetrates the bus
  107. shoots the snork in the head
  108. and trailblazer in the shoulder
  109.  
  110. [11:33]
  111. rusty:
  112. freedumb
  113.  
  114. [11:34]
  115. (X):
  116. sniper arrives again, nearly blows sunshine's brains out as he tries to drag tb off. tb unfucked himself, huddled inside. this guy had put the scanner inside the bus
  117. 'ill suicide mission it!!'
  118. tb shakes his head, grabs the thing, goes to place it. brain gets fried. stupid soup arrives on a monolithian
  119. https://i.imgur.com/dNcuSOA.png
  120. my IQ was quantum and i thought i was smart
  121.  
  122. [11:34]
  123. rusty:
  124. you know what the solution bwas to this problem?
  125. smoke grenade lol
  126.  
  127. [11:35]
  128. (X):
  129. i was not because ** A round passed through his face, cheek and flesh being torned and revealing a horrible gap in his face. He didn't even blink, two rounds preforating his torso. Not a reaction. His aim was thrown off however, the .50 AE hitting the very top of his position. He immediately slinked back into cover, releasing a coughing fit.
  130. i did /me shoots man in face and he does
  131. 'oh my cheek!'
  132.  
  133. [11:35]
  134. rusty:
  135. lol thanks soup
  136.  
  137. [11:35]
  138. (X):
  139. so genius sunshine throws a GRENADE into the room
  140.  
  141. [11:35]
  142. rusty:
  143. monolith is retarded shiftknifes story sucks
  144.  
  145. [11:35]
  146. (X):
  147. it dazzles us on top of the fucking PSY EMITTER
  148. nazz makes us roll. i roll an 88. sunshine gets a 13.tb crawls out, sucks wind, gets ready to go grab sunshine. lynx shows up on snow. tb is prone in a depression. he pops up to shoot
  149. i roll a 53
  150. "you hear a dull thud"
  151. i assume i killed dumb bitch
  152. no. i walked over and she was
  153. waiting on the ground in ~pain~
  154. and riddles tb with 5.45
  155. so im like'oh ok im dead'
  156. 'what an interesting way to die'.
  157.  
  158. [11:36]
  159. rusty:
  160. lol
  161.  
  162. [11:38]
  163. (X):
  164. but no lynx, having a hard on for me is like
  165. "no fine dont die"
  166. so then the freedom squad arrives
  167. and now im being treated by astro
  168. i dont know if you can tell but i am unhappy at the thought of being rescued by freedom
  169. oh yeah i neglected to mention. joker dragged pina off and left tb & sunshine to go plant the emitter
  170.  
  171. [11:39]
  172. rusty:
  173. self pk
  174.  
  175. [11:39]
  176. (X):
  177. so freedom started and caused this stupid fucking mess
  178. no. ultimately i want to recover
  179. and the first thing i want to do is blow joker's stupid brains out
  180. it's really shitty of me but like come on dude
  181. oh you know what the pay out for this job is?
  182. 7k per stalker B)))))))
  183.  
  184. [11:40]
  185. rusty:
  186. self pk as protest
  187.  
  188. [12:11]
  189. (X):
  190. [8:10 PM]eternally_depressed: ur missing the fundamental issues here stop talking to me[8:11 PM]bard: You've never laid them out. You've listed like 6 different things that upset you[8:11 PM]eternally_depressed: OKAY LET ME DROP IT ONE MORE TIME[8:11 PM]bard: You're mad wilson didn't kill you. You're mad joker is a dumb idiot. you're mad there were no other jobs today[8:11 PM]eternally_depressed: YOU OFFERED 7K RUBLES TO PEOPLE TO GO DO A JOB FOR YOU BECAUSE THEY ASKED FOR A JOB[8:11 PM]bard: you're mad soup is dumb[8:11 PM]eternally_depressed: THERE WAS NOTHING ELSE TO DO SO OF COURSE THEY DID IT
  191. i scratch my fucking brain
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