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- [09:26]
- (X):
- i spent almost 8 hours on the server and the most money i made was off of a stalker who owed me money from an event i had already gone on 3 days ago
- like 5 admins cycled on and the only one who ran anything was orwell
- [09:27]
- rusty:
- lol
- now you see why I just don't care
- [09:27]
- (X):
- i broke into jupiter and prop killed myself before disconnected
- i said to remnar "no wonder rusty fucking quit"
- "the server is boring"
- [09:27]
- rusty:
- yep
- [09:28]
- (X):
- the only "action" i had was saving another player from a shitty GM's "event"
- where all i did was /me shoots dog
- ./me gives man bandage
- [09:28]
- rusty:
- did you see my ooc comment
- [09:28]
- (X):
- he said 'im gonna injure people' and you said like
- 'write garbled english you mean'
- [09:28]
- rusty:
- lol
- yes...
- no reaction?
- [09:29]
- (X):
- *89*65/320
- fucking fuck
- i dropped my glass like an idiot
- the only reason im getting back on the server is because orwell is back and that means i can give him a quest item
- [11:26]
- (X):
- clearly my brain is not as huge as melnik-rusty because i got tk'd for 3 days
- fuck
- [11:29]
- rusty:
- lol
- Chad melnik
- [11:29]
- (X):
- virgin trailblazeD
- i played this stupid nazz event because there were 3 retards going on it. they got their directions wrong so i had to
- solo a burer
- [11:30]
- rusty:
- lol
- who
- [11:30]
- (X):
- joker
- sunshine
- and a cool guy named pina colada
- [11:30]
- rusty:
- no clue except joker
- [11:31]
- (X):
- it was the buses at the admin building in jupitergo put a scanner down, leave
- they cant navigate for shit so i arrived alone, had to fight a burer at one of the buses
- an emission rolled in
- i popped an anabiotic on TB
- and magdumped the burer
- nerd squad arrives to see TB fried. bla bla bla. super sudden!!! monolith sniper ((lynx)) arrives. instantly plugs pina through the spine with an SVD as he tries to pick TB up
- [11:32]
- rusty:
- rofl
- thanks wilson
- [11:32]
- (X):
- other 2 retards fuck off and fuck up, sunshine drags TB around the bus
- [11:33]
- rusty:
- idk these seem like rookie mistakes
- [11:33]
- (X):
- TB tries to reset his leg because he's popped it out of place. snork arrives. he hits the deck. it crawls over him to go maul sunshine
- joker shoots into the bus using little to no brain
- overpenetrates the bus
- shoots the snork in the head
- and trailblazer in the shoulder
- [11:33]
- rusty:
- freedumb
- [11:34]
- (X):
- sniper arrives again, nearly blows sunshine's brains out as he tries to drag tb off. tb unfucked himself, huddled inside. this guy had put the scanner inside the bus
- 'ill suicide mission it!!'
- tb shakes his head, grabs the thing, goes to place it. brain gets fried. stupid soup arrives on a monolithian
- https://i.imgur.com/dNcuSOA.png
- my IQ was quantum and i thought i was smart
- [11:34]
- rusty:
- you know what the solution bwas to this problem?
- smoke grenade lol
- [11:35]
- (X):
- i was not because ** A round passed through his face, cheek and flesh being torned and revealing a horrible gap in his face. He didn't even blink, two rounds preforating his torso. Not a reaction. His aim was thrown off however, the .50 AE hitting the very top of his position. He immediately slinked back into cover, releasing a coughing fit.
- i did /me shoots man in face and he does
- 'oh my cheek!'
- [11:35]
- rusty:
- lol thanks soup
- [11:35]
- (X):
- so genius sunshine throws a GRENADE into the room
- [11:35]
- rusty:
- monolith is retarded shiftknifes story sucks
- [11:35]
- (X):
- it dazzles us on top of the fucking PSY EMITTER
- nazz makes us roll. i roll an 88. sunshine gets a 13.tb crawls out, sucks wind, gets ready to go grab sunshine. lynx shows up on snow. tb is prone in a depression. he pops up to shoot
- i roll a 53
- "you hear a dull thud"
- i assume i killed dumb bitch
- no. i walked over and she was
- waiting on the ground in ~pain~
- and riddles tb with 5.45
- so im like'oh ok im dead'
- 'what an interesting way to die'.
- [11:36]
- rusty:
- lol
- [11:38]
- (X):
- but no lynx, having a hard on for me is like
- "no fine dont die"
- so then the freedom squad arrives
- and now im being treated by astro
- i dont know if you can tell but i am unhappy at the thought of being rescued by freedom
- oh yeah i neglected to mention. joker dragged pina off and left tb & sunshine to go plant the emitter
- [11:39]
- rusty:
- self pk
- [11:39]
- (X):
- so freedom started and caused this stupid fucking mess
- no. ultimately i want to recover
- and the first thing i want to do is blow joker's stupid brains out
- it's really shitty of me but like come on dude
- oh you know what the pay out for this job is?
- 7k per stalker B)))))))
- [11:40]
- rusty:
- self pk as protest
- [12:11]
- (X):
- [8:10 PM]eternally_depressed: ur missing the fundamental issues here stop talking to me[8:11 PM]bard: You've never laid them out. You've listed like 6 different things that upset you[8:11 PM]eternally_depressed: OKAY LET ME DROP IT ONE MORE TIME[8:11 PM]bard: You're mad wilson didn't kill you. You're mad joker is a dumb idiot. you're mad there were no other jobs today[8:11 PM]eternally_depressed: YOU OFFERED 7K RUBLES TO PEOPLE TO GO DO A JOB FOR YOU BECAUSE THEY ASKED FOR A JOB[8:11 PM]bard: you're mad soup is dumb[8:11 PM]eternally_depressed: THERE WAS NOTHING ELSE TO DO SO OF COURSE THEY DID IT
- i scratch my fucking brain
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