szil x polelek fuck all of you

It was a darj and snowy night. Polelek had been bored, so bored, you wooldn’t bleve it.
He had been there together in the room with a bitch and Szil. Normally they could perfectly entertain each other(as they very much did each other the night before), but not this time. And to make matters worse, it was almost impossible to go to town. It was too snowy, too dark.

“Urgh,” said a bitch, “I wish WickedPlayer494 would attack. At least we’d have something to do.”
Szil agreed, “I agree,” she said and started throwing Buddy Christ at the wall, just to catch it again when it bounced off. “Uuuurgh,” she then said as well, because she agreed with a bitch, “Don’t you know anything to do, Polelek?”
"Well, I could do you again." Polelek said .
 Szil liked that very much and for a moment, they did each other (under the aproving gaze of a bitch who whipped out his Cranny axe and played along on the beat of the others.
But admittedly, that only entertained them for the next three hours. Something else had to be found, Polelek knew

Polelek’s gaze went down the room, past knickers and a stack of carpets. Then His eye fell onto a lone empty bottle still stuck in a bitch’s ass they had used the evening before.

I know,” said Polelek, “How about we play...............spin...the....BOTTLE!”

“What a superb idea”
“Oh year!”
 and  also peaked up “Yeaaaah!”

So they all sad down and Polelek took the bottle first. Hilariously, it landed on , but Polelek thought  was quite a bit too creepy and really didn't want to kiss the man. He hoped the others might have mistook it for landing on Szil, but judging the howls of laughter and the rising anticrepation in the room, they probably didn't.

"But but dont you all see it really landed on Szil?"
"Laaawl no, u shuld kiss ," said Szil. The fact that she said it made Polelek feel rejected :(

But then, all the sudden.... WickedPlayer494 attacked!
---
A little Later, Polelek was taking a shit.
He was having trouble though.
It felt like days passed and still no sign of release.

"Help..Errrr... ahhhh! Christ! when is this epic poo gonna pass!?" Polelek exclaimed, His face wincing with effort.
He made every effort in his little boy body to expel this demon thing from his womanly back side.


Just as Polelek was going in for another push..
Without warning the bathroom door suddenly burst open unexpectedly. Ahhhh!

"Well hello...Polelek" a seductive noise whispered from the doorway.

A shadowy person stood leaning against the door frame. Her deep, sensual voice which Polelek knew immediately. His mind began racing and a nervous sweat began pouring from his face and groinal area.

"Szil... is that you? wha- what are you still doing awake...?"

She appeared in nothing but a towel, seemingly ready to take a steamy shower.
However She couldn't with Polelek near by....they were like family now.Szil was like His father-in-law.
Any sane person would never allow their own father-in-law to see them in the nude. Right? RIGHT!!?! SHIT!"

"Oh I felt dirty from masturbating all day...ya ever feel dirty Polelek?"
"Y-Yes, I mean NO! NO! NO! Never" Polelek shrieked, He became so immensely worked up he cleaned his colon clear of the demon feces that had been clogging it. His voice also cracked like he was 13 again, but in comparison to the loud flatulence he just unleashed, who cares? Szil heard though, and giggled like a adorable baby girl laugh. It sent tingles all up Polelek's spine.
"Oh you've always been the shy one in the family, Polelek..."

Polelek was not shy, at all. He defeated WickedPlayer494 and blew up His evil machines for Christ's sake! and now he suddenly found himself speechless. Was He going to see his metaphorical father-in-law literally naked? Little did he know, that was merely a choclate source on the banana split of love that was to come.

"..the shy and excitable one." said Szil finishing the sentence with a sly smile.

"Wh-what the..." and before Polelek could send the third word out of His mouth..
..Szil's towel dropped to the floor,setting her breasts free into the mist of the shower.
Polelek noticed everything on her instantly. Her lick-able thighs,her inexplicably plump breasts and the giant thingy colored birth mark on her butt, which made Him feel it.



Still, the sight of her near perfect body caused Polelek's penis to become very hard. It stood erect and proud, pointing straight towards the mighty heavens.


"hehe oh my Polelek...you're more impressive than I thought."
"uh... ye-yeah, th-thaaanks Szil, you're cute too." THIS IS SO WRONG! It raced through his head at lightning speed. But the beautiful, wet, soapy body that stood before him spoke otherwise. Her shapely body was everything Polelek could want in something to wank to. Yet did family like relationship matter?..
...
...
Or...did it make it better?

But just as Polelek was commiting. Commiting to a path that they couldn't go back from.


Polelek burst into the toilet!


"What are you too upto?"
"Err..nothing" said Polelek as he causally slipped his pants back on.
Szil, who Polelek didnt notice, picked up her towel and backed out slowly.
"Really?"
"I was just having a shit...see?" Polelek gestured to his shit.
"Oh, thats a shit all right!  One hell of a shit!
Ok, if your done we better go"
So Polelek put his other pants on and left. He had a serious case of blue balls, but at least his anus didnt feel so bad now.
As he walked out Szil whispered one word. A word fall of hope.
"Later"
Polelek Giggled.
Fortunately, their traveling companion was as oblivious as ever, and didn't notice.
---
(A/N this is more goth than usually but I really like it this way! )

It looked like WickedPlayer494 had sought Polelek out! Ever since Polelek's parents told him that he was in fact a half vampire (or a dhampire), he had feared being discovered by WickedPlayer494 especially after Polelek remembred the terrible secret of his past.

Szil looked with concerned at Polelek, "what is wrong Polelek?"

Polelek did not wait to answer her. He turned on one of his new found sexual vampire powers and listened to WickedPlayer494's commands.
WickedPlayer494 was commanding his lackeys to search Polelek out. After villain had given them cookies andmanically asked  WickedPlayer494 had discovred the truth behind Polelek! And he told his henchmen that he had.
"I have discovered the secret behind Polelek's percentage" WickedPlayer494 told his henchmen.

His lackeys smiled wickedly and took their weapons and rushed into the shopping centre . They had no concern for any of the shops .
Polelek and Szil and a bitch faught like lions that were fighting among each other for the last scrap of meat and mannished to defaecate most of the henchmen.

But then WickedPlayer494 stapped forwar and spoke: "I know your secret!"
Then a bitch said: "How do you know about Polelek being a half vampire (a/n: or dhampire, really!)?"
WickedPlayer494 laughed and said: "you just told me! But also, I read it on Polelek's facebook!"

Polelek gasped, he thaguht that he had posted it only for friends and not public! Polelek had to be careful with his privacy settings because thye keep changing all the time (a/n: urrrgh, so annoying!)
But WickedPlayer494 did nothing but launching. WickedPlayer494 then said: but that is not what I had discovered!"
Oh no! both a bitch and Szil gasped but Polelek could only think of. They did not know the truth. That Polelek was really rapped by WickedPlayer494 before Polelek even knew of WickedPlayer494's name!

"I know that it was you so long ago who I raped before me and did everything that I had ever wanted to do with sucgh a fine pretty piece of meat like you!"

Oh no! gasped Szil and she felt really bad for Polelek because even though she knew that Polelek didn't love her and was really depressed, she really didn't expect this.
And a bitch was also shocked because he knew the  and  knew a great secret that he didn't know, he still didn't know it was going to be this kind of secret!
Polelek felt very depressed all the sudden. He lost the will to fight and dropped his weapon before WickedPlayer494 and villain laughed very loudly.
WickedPlayer494 then said: "I have you now under my omplete spell like I had that so long ago!"

(A/N I wanted a cliff hanger here but I'm sooooo excited to share the next but of story with you! " )



Szil winked at Polelek when no one else was looking.
"Later" she mouthed at him silently so no one could hear.
---
 Our heroes arrived at WickedPlayer494. He just stood there.
 Its time you saw my true form, mortals.
 "Mortals?" said
 "What does he mean?"
 "Maha. Fools...behold..."
 With that he ripped his mask off!

 His horns sprung up,  he was actually Satan all along!

---
Later, Polelek and Szil were alone again.
"Its Later" said Szil, pulling Polelek towards the bathroom.
"But what about the others?"
"I'll just tell them you are helping me shower. They wont suspect a thing"
"True. They are all idiots"
Then, suddenly, Szil was naked. Polelek wondered how She did that. She must have been nearly naked this whole time!
The shower turned on...
..Polelek was already.

Szil lathered up good and fine. The soap dripped off Her body at a seductively slow pace. Polelek could not contain the powerful urge of excitement that raced through His veins.
The alluring look of his nudie comrade became too much for him to fathom and his erect penis launched a mighty wad of semen directly onto Polelek's eye.

There Polelek sat, His pink panties pulled quickly down at his ankles, on a toilet full of poop with His bodly fluids on full display, eyes bulging from His face.
Szil giggled as Polelek's dignity shriveled and died, but Polelek had always enjoyed that delightful snicker, even after He found out She was His own flesh and blood.
"Well...wh-what do we do now?" Polelek said, desperately trying to sound suave.
"It. We do it."
"it?"
"yes. it"
"we do it?"
"yes"
"oh"
...and with that Szil jumped on Polelek. What little remained of their clothes plopped of quickly. Some fell in the toilet.
"um... lets g-get you outta my toil-dreams and into my bed." Polelek stuttered, desperately trying to be slick, yet he knew it was hopeless to be suave on the shitter.


Szil hopped gleefully out of the shower, the soap continued pouring from Her shapely body.Polelek stood up from the toilet, His naughty bits proudly waving about and His pants still down around His ankles. He hurried to chase  Her shapely body down.
He fell in the door way, tripping over His pants. He pulled His face up from the floor and gazed at Szil, DANCING ON THE KITCHEN TABLE
The night wreaked of eroticisms...and Polelek could see that it was going to be a all you can eat porkfest.
And it was!

Szil was soon ridding Polelek like a pogo stick.
"Poke me! DEEPER! DEEPER! GODDAMNIT!"
"Oh God I'm going to hell!" Polelek screamed.
Polelek still had her Hawaiian shirt on and Szil was dripping soapy water all over the bed.

Her perky breasts jumped around on her chest, like happy children on a moon bounce. UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT!, Polelek liked it. They were big, beautiful boobies that ached to be sucked on.


Polelek especially liked that from this angle He could not see the awkward birth mark on His ass cheek. Which was a relief. Polelek wanted to be hard and strong where it counts for the person He had always thought of as His cousin.
"Oh Polelek!" She breathed heavily, deep and cavernous "is what we're doing wrong!?!?"
"OH GOD YES!!" He yelled back at His naked cousin.
"GOOD! YES! YES! YES! YES MOTHER-IN-LAW!!!" Szil screamed.


When it was over they cleaned themselves, the room and the nearby apartment down.
It took awhile - fortunately they finished before any of their friends got back. So their little secret was safe...for now.
---
"Satan!" said Polelek
Polelek suddenly got on his nee's and bowed.
"My Lord!"
WickedPlayer494 was shocked.
"Polelek was going on!?!?!"
"Satan is my Lord. The one true god that I follow and worship"

"I am a Satanist!"
"Yes Polelek has always been my faithful servant" said Satan.
"OMG!" said everyone.
"And now I will have to kill everyone as that is my masters wishs"
"Arggg...." said everyone as Polelek killed them.
"Thank you" said Satan.
"What now my lord?"
"Now we will rule Retard Ville together."

The End.