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Give Birth

Jun 6th, 2012
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  1. >your fluffy got knocked up
  2. >she was playing in the backyard one day and got "special huggies" from a light blue unicorn
  3. >she's a light orange earth fluffy
  4. >you're almost afraid to see the offspring
  5. >you took her to the vet, but that motherfucker was charging you through the roof to deliver those foals
  6. >so now it's up to you
  7. >you collect a knife, gloves, a gas mask and some Tylenol
  8. >you give your fluffy the tylenol
  9. >it's not exactly much of a painkiller, but she's tiny, so it'll kick in more
  10. >so you hope, anyways
  11. >you slap on the gloves and the mask
  12. >you place the knife behind your fluffy and wait
  13. >eventually, she starts complaining about "tummy ouchies!" and "hewt!"
  14. >well, it's time
  15.  
  16. >the first foal comes easily enough
  17. >after a couple "ennnnnnngh"s from your fluffy he just kinda slid out
  18. >he's covered in blood and what you can only describe as fluffy juice
  19. >oh shit, you should get a rag or something
  20. >you run upstairs and get a towel to mop up the poor bastard
  21. >when you get back downstairs, another one's on it's way
  22. >christ, these things come out fast
  23. >you unceremoniously chop off the umbilical cord and placenta, throwing them in the trash
  24. >you rub the fluffy a couple times with the towel
  25. >lime green unicorn fluffy, male
  26. >you set him down next to his mom
  27. >she turns to him
  28. >"Aww woo mah babbeh?"
  29. >"Yeah, he's your baby. There's more coming, hold on."
  30. >you mop up the other one
  31. >dark blue earth fluffy, female
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  34. >he goes to his mother
  35. >and there's one more coming
  36. >she plops down onto the table
  37. >you chop and mop her up
  38. >purple unicorn fluffy, male
  39. >and you set him down too
  40. >your fluffy looks at you
  41. >"Tank yuu! Momma luvs babbehs!"
  42. >you smile and pat her head
  43. >a couple weeks pass and now you've got four sets of hooves clattering around the house
  44. >the fluffies always have so much fun playing with each other
  45. >maybe you should get another
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