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- >your fluffy got knocked up
- >she was playing in the backyard one day and got "special huggies" from a light blue unicorn
- >she's a light orange earth fluffy
- >you're almost afraid to see the offspring
- >you took her to the vet, but that motherfucker was charging you through the roof to deliver those foals
- >so now it's up to you
- >you collect a knife, gloves, a gas mask and some Tylenol
- >you give your fluffy the tylenol
- >it's not exactly much of a painkiller, but she's tiny, so it'll kick in more
- >so you hope, anyways
- >you slap on the gloves and the mask
- >you place the knife behind your fluffy and wait
- >eventually, she starts complaining about "tummy ouchies!" and "hewt!"
- >well, it's time
- >the first foal comes easily enough
- >after a couple "ennnnnnngh"s from your fluffy he just kinda slid out
- >he's covered in blood and what you can only describe as fluffy juice
- >oh shit, you should get a rag or something
- >you run upstairs and get a towel to mop up the poor bastard
- >when you get back downstairs, another one's on it's way
- >christ, these things come out fast
- >you unceremoniously chop off the umbilical cord and placenta, throwing them in the trash
- >you rub the fluffy a couple times with the towel
- >lime green unicorn fluffy, male
- >you set him down next to his mom
- >she turns to him
- >"Aww woo mah babbeh?"
- >"Yeah, he's your baby. There's more coming, hold on."
- >you mop up the other one
- >dark blue earth fluffy, female
- >he goes to his mother
- >and there's one more coming
- >she plops down onto the table
- >you chop and mop her up
- >purple unicorn fluffy, male
- >and you set him down too
- >your fluffy looks at you
- >"Tank yuu! Momma luvs babbehs!"
- >you smile and pat her head
- >a couple weeks pass and now you've got four sets of hooves clattering around the house
- >the fluffies always have so much fun playing with each other
- >maybe you should get another
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