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4chan Hazbin Hotel story: grandpa Husk part 2

Nov 2nd, 2019
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  1. story from Thread #128 of /hhg/ - Hazbin Hotel General. more soon. part 1: https://pastebin.com/GXhh2HGs
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  3. >"So kid. How'd you kick it?"
  4. >The two are sat at the bar
  5. >A tall glass of clear liquid slides on over
  6. >Anon takes a gulp and shrugs
  7. >"Not bad. And it was a damn car accident."
  8. >Husk snickers
  9. >"Hey, that's just how it goes, ain't it?"
  10. >He takes a short sip from the bottle
  11. >"Guess so."
  12. >"How's Hell been treatin' you?"
  13. >"Honestly? Pretty well."
  14. >Anon slips an old deck of cards onto the table
  15. >"Learned from the best, after all."
  16. >Husk smiles at him, pats him on the shoulder
  17. >"That's my boy."
  18. >They clink their glasses
  19. >"Know any tricks?"
  20. >Husk lights up
  21. >"Of course I fuckin' do. Hand me that."
  22. >He takes another swig and grabs the deck from Anon
  23. >"Alright, so..."
  24. >Husk begins a story of four thieves, represented by the four jacks
  25. >"The deck is the museum, yeah? Three of 'em go to different floors."
  26. >The jacks get shuffled to the top, middle, and bottom
  27. >"Now, number four over here?"
  28. >He holds up the jack of diamonds
  29. >"He's keeping lookout."
  30. >The last jack faces up on the deck.
  31. >"Alright pops, show me the magic."
  32. >"I'm getting to it, kid. The jacks get caught, diamonds over here calls them up."
  33. >He removes 4 cards off the top
  34. >It's the goddamn jacks, back together
  35. >"Whoa."
  36. >"Heh, yeah."
  37. >The pair shares another drink
  38. >"Now, I've got a trick to show you."
  39. >Sonny scoops up the deck, shuffling the jacks back in
  40. >"Well? Go on?"
  41. >"This's what I call..."
  42. >The cards fall and scatter on the floor
  43. >"52 card pickup."
  44. >Husk is dumbfounded
  45. >Another swig for Anon
  46. >"Son."
  47. >"Mmhm?"
  48. >Husk claps his hand on his shoulder
  49. >"That was real goddamn terrible."
  50. >"Come on, what that was is a classic."
  51. >A short chuckle follows
  52. >"Really. I gotta say, I'm proud. First month in Hell, you made it."
  53. >He refills Anon's glass
  54. >"To however longer."
  55. >"Yup."
  56. >They clink glasses again. Anon skulls his, Husk keeps his tilted up for quite a bit.
  57. >"Hoo. Damn."
  58. >"Kid, I agree."
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