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- story from Thread #128 of /hhg/ - Hazbin Hotel General. more soon. part 1: https://pastebin.com/GXhh2HGs
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- >"So kid. How'd you kick it?"
- >The two are sat at the bar
- >A tall glass of clear liquid slides on over
- >Anon takes a gulp and shrugs
- >"Not bad. And it was a damn car accident."
- >Husk snickers
- >"Hey, that's just how it goes, ain't it?"
- >He takes a short sip from the bottle
- >"Guess so."
- >"How's Hell been treatin' you?"
- >"Honestly? Pretty well."
- >Anon slips an old deck of cards onto the table
- >"Learned from the best, after all."
- >Husk smiles at him, pats him on the shoulder
- >"That's my boy."
- >They clink their glasses
- >"Know any tricks?"
- >Husk lights up
- >"Of course I fuckin' do. Hand me that."
- >He takes another swig and grabs the deck from Anon
- >"Alright, so..."
- >Husk begins a story of four thieves, represented by the four jacks
- >"The deck is the museum, yeah? Three of 'em go to different floors."
- >The jacks get shuffled to the top, middle, and bottom
- >"Now, number four over here?"
- >He holds up the jack of diamonds
- >"He's keeping lookout."
- >The last jack faces up on the deck.
- >"Alright pops, show me the magic."
- >"I'm getting to it, kid. The jacks get caught, diamonds over here calls them up."
- >He removes 4 cards off the top
- >It's the goddamn jacks, back together
- >"Whoa."
- >"Heh, yeah."
- >The pair shares another drink
- >"Now, I've got a trick to show you."
- >Sonny scoops up the deck, shuffling the jacks back in
- >"Well? Go on?"
- >"This's what I call..."
- >The cards fall and scatter on the floor
- >"52 card pickup."
- >Husk is dumbfounded
- >Another swig for Anon
- >"Son."
- >"Mmhm?"
- >Husk claps his hand on his shoulder
- >"That was real goddamn terrible."
- >"Come on, what that was is a classic."
- >A short chuckle follows
- >"Really. I gotta say, I'm proud. First month in Hell, you made it."
- >He refills Anon's glass
- >"To however longer."
- >"Yup."
- >They clink glasses again. Anon skulls his, Husk keeps his tilted up for quite a bit.
- >"Hoo. Damn."
- >"Kid, I agree."
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