Owlnon and Beezlebub daughter

from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel General #922
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That feel when new thread right right you post a green

>Stella set Owlnon up on a date with Beezlebub's daughter
>Despite the fact that Owlnon isn't even interested in anyone that way
>and the fact that Owlnon has absolutely no romantic talent whatsoever
>Even a simple kiss has him flustered
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>Owlanon sat across his apparent date the six star restaurant is filled with people who seem to be much more important than him.
>Owlanon gulped as he stared at the beautiful daughter of the bug demon Beezlebub, Zeena.
>Her black chitin body gleamed beautifully in the candlelight showcasing her curves.
>Two large yellow eyes broke into him likely judgeing his every action, p-pressure.
>Start with something nice show you care about her looks.
>”D-did anyone ever tell you that you smell dang good?” Fuck!
>The bugs antenna twitch as she looks downward towards her lap.
>”Y-you too.” She stutters.
>Yeah, he is smooth! Anon puts an elbow on the table in an attempt to show confidence.
>”I-if I-I had your jacket I’d take it home and sniff it every night! Because you also smell..good.” Zeena stuttered out.
>Anon’s elbow slips from the shock of her comment his face violently slams on the table.
>There’s an obvious blood stain on the table as he rises Anon ignores his bloody beak and tries to keep his cool.
>”SNORK!” Anon makes an unintentional noise as he violently wipes the blood form his beak with his priceless suit sleeve.
>Zeena nervously takes a drink from her wine glass trying to keep her cool as well
>”So Uh, my dad fucks imps, do you hate your dad too?” Anon the concussed blurred out.
>Zeena chocked on wine and begins to violently cough.
>Spittle starts to spray on the table cloth, as the violent coughing fit continues.
>Zeenas eyes go wide as she feels something rise in her throat.
>The bug spits out a fat brown loogie onto the middle of the table.
>Her eyes are watering, Anons eyes are watering.
>The two embarrassed heirs look into each others eyes.
>”G-good date?” Zenna asks
>”Y-Yeah .” Anon stutters
>She was perfect.
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kek, a bit too fast paced and so much sht going wrong but it gave me a good laugh.
Also, Owlnon has patrician taste
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Top Kek. Love the idea of those two both being incredibly awkward. Also, good taste owlnon