Join The Dank Side

Join The Dank Side

The entity known as 'Memeguy' returns to Site-19 once more. The event starts with the usual intercom interference, except this time, instead of playing a song, Memeguy announces his presence and demands that people gather outside to 'hear what he has to say'. If PCs do, in fact, go outside, they would find a podium sticking out of the ground just like last time. Memeguy would be standing atop, striking a triumphant pose. He would then introduce himself and make attempts at convincing the PCs that he is, in fact, not a force of evil, bur is rather a force of 'dank'. He would make an offer for the PCs to 'join the dank side' and help him deal with the Traveler.

If they accept, PCs would be granted various items related to various memes, each item 'closest to the person'. Items would possess no visible anomalous properties, but would act a sort of beacon for Memeguy. He would then inform them that they will be contacted by him soon, and leave.

If they reject, Memeguy would get angered, but not act against the Foundation just yet. He would disappear into the ground much like last time.

If the PCs decide to attack him, his response would be to reflect the attacks using his reality bending abilities, specifically, blocking the shots using arms that would extent from the pedestal. If a shot from any regular weapon hits, the injury would be healed, but the bloodloss would still make itself present. Eventually, he would be forced to go away, even if that makes him unable to inform the PCs of his agenda.

If they don't head out, Memeguy would persist using various methods of annoyance. If that all fails, he would have to leave, leaving angry notes to all those present.