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- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Ooh ♪</font>
- 3
- 00:00:46,358 --> 00:00:51,261
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪</font>
- 4
- 00:00:51,263 --> 00:00:55,467
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Ooh ♪</font>
- 5
- 00:00:55,469 --> 00:00:58,268
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪</font>
- 6
- 00:00:58,270 --> 00:01:01,205
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Let me tell you a secret ♪</font>
- 7
- 00:01:01,207 --> 00:01:04,509
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Put it in your heart
- and keep it ♪</font>
- 8
- 00:01:04,511 --> 00:01:08,111
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Something that
- I want you to know ♪</font>
- 9
- 00:01:08,113 --> 00:01:10,347
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Do something for me ♪</font>
- 10
- 00:01:10,349 --> 00:01:13,383
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Listen to my simple story ♪</font>
- 11
- 00:01:13,385 --> 00:01:17,254
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ And maybe we'll have
- something to show ♪</font>
- 12
- 00:01:17,256 --> 00:01:20,425
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ You tell me you're cold
- on the inside ♪</font>
- 13
- 00:01:20,427 --> 00:01:22,660
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ How can the outside world ♪</font>
- 14
- 00:01:22,662 --> 00:01:27,164
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Be a place that your heart
- can embrace? ♪</font>
- 15
- 00:01:27,166 --> 00:01:31,301
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Be good to yourself
- 'cause nobody else ♪</font>
- 16
- 00:01:31,303 --> 00:01:35,205
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Has the power
- to make you happy ♪</font>
- 17
- 00:01:35,207 --> 00:01:37,575
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ How can I help you? ♪</font>
- 18
- 00:01:37,577 --> 00:01:39,544
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Please let me try to ♪</font>
- 19
- 00:01:39,546 --> 00:01:41,579
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ I can heal the pain ♪</font>
- 20
- 00:01:41,581 --> 00:01:44,314
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ That you're feeling inside ♪</font>
- 21
- 00:01:44,316 --> 00:01:46,518
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Whenever you want me ♪</font>
- 22
- 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:51,221
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Know that I will be
- waiting for the day ♪</font>
- 23
- 00:01:51,223 --> 00:01:54,191
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ That you say you'll be mine ♪</font>
- 24
- 00:01:54,193 --> 00:01:55,527
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Do do do ♪</font>
- 25
- 00:01:55,529 --> 00:01:58,228
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Do do do do ♪</font>
- 26
- 00:01:58,230 --> 00:02:03,100
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Do do do do,
- do do do do do... ♪</font>
- 27
- 00:02:03,102 --> 00:02:07,472
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Do do do do, do do do do ♪</font>
- 28
- 00:02:09,709 --> 00:02:12,142
- <font color="#ffff00">You look like you need another.</font>
- 29
- 00:02:12,144 --> 00:02:13,645
- <font color="#ffff00">What are you, psychic?</font>
- 30
- 00:02:13,647 --> 00:02:14,712
- <font color="#ffff00">Look deep into my eyes.</font>
- 31
- 00:02:16,716 --> 00:02:18,716
- <font color="#ffff00">Yeah.
- You're feeling very thirsty.</font>
- 32
- 00:02:18,718 --> 00:02:21,118
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh, you are very good.</font>
- 33
- 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:23,120
- <font color="#ffff00">And...</font>
- 34
- 00:02:23,122 --> 00:02:24,589
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh, yeah,
- this is your favorite song.</font>
- 35
- 00:02:24,591 --> 00:02:26,223
- <font color="#ffff00">That was so psychic.</font>
- 36
- 00:02:26,225 --> 00:02:28,660
- <font color="#ffff00">No, that was you playing it
- four times in a row.</font>
- 37
- 00:02:28,662 --> 00:02:30,394
- <font color="#ffff00">Well, love me,
- love George Michael.</font>
- 38
- 00:02:30,396 --> 00:02:31,896
- <font color="#ffff00">We're kindred spirits.</font>
- 39
- 00:02:31,898 --> 00:02:34,264
- <font color="#ffff00">- How so?
- - Well, we're both singers.</font>
- 40
- 00:02:34,266 --> 00:02:35,533
- <font color="#ffff00">Uh, we're both
- famously misunderstood</font>
- 41
- 00:02:35,535 --> 00:02:37,200
- <font color="#ffff00">and underappreciated
- in our time.</font>
- 42
- 00:02:37,202 --> 00:02:38,903
- <font color="#ffff00">But all that's gonna change,</font>
- 43
- 00:02:38,905 --> 00:02:41,204
- <font color="#ffff00">'cause tomorrow I've got a
- big audition for the West End.</font>
- 44
- 00:02:41,206 --> 00:02:44,207
- <font color="#ffff00">And you, uh,
- came into town for it?</font>
- 45
- 00:02:44,209 --> 00:02:46,477
- <font color="#ffff00">No, I, uh, moved out
- on my flatmate today.</font>
- 46
- 00:02:46,479 --> 00:02:48,145
- <font color="#ffff00">So, what,
- you're gonna move back home?</font>
- 47
- 00:02:48,147 --> 00:02:51,214
- <font color="#ffff00">- Oh, kill me now.
- - Uh-oh. Family issues.</font>
- 48
- 00:02:51,216 --> 00:02:52,717
- <font color="#ffff00">Yeah. Let me count the ways.</font>
- 49
- 00:02:52,719 --> 00:02:54,919
- <font color="#ffff00">Um, anger, shame, resentment,</font>
- 50
- 00:02:54,921 --> 00:02:56,353
- <font color="#ffff00">embarrassment...
- and that's just my mum.</font>
- 51
- 00:02:56,355 --> 00:02:57,922
- <font color="#ffff00">Do you want to hear
- about my sister?</font>
- 52
- 00:02:57,924 --> 00:02:58,923
- <font color="#ffff00">No. Okay.</font>
- 53
- 00:02:58,925 --> 00:03:00,491
- <font color="#ffff00">So, what's your plan?</font>
- 54
- 00:03:00,493 --> 00:03:01,726
- <font color="#ffff00">I'll figure it out, you know.</font>
- 55
- 00:03:01,728 --> 00:03:03,461
- <font color="#ffff00">It'll be fine.
- Something will turn up.</font>
- 56
- 00:03:03,463 --> 00:03:05,197
- <font color="#ffff00">Or someone.</font>
- 57
- 00:03:08,435 --> 00:03:11,603
- <font color="#ffff00">Morning, gorgeous.</font>
- 58
- 00:03:11,605 --> 00:03:15,107
- <font color="#ffff00">This bed, it's like sleeping
- on a pile of kittens.</font>
- 59
- 00:03:16,275 --> 00:03:18,610
- <font color="#ffff00">If that thought's comfortable</font>
- 60
- 00:03:18,612 --> 00:03:20,645
- <font color="#ffff00">and not completely horrifying.</font>
- 61
- 00:03:20,647 --> 00:03:22,513
- <font color="#ffff00">I'm gonna dash down the street.</font>
- 62
- 00:03:22,515 --> 00:03:24,381
- <font color="#ffff00">I need some gingerroot,
- fresh beets</font>
- 63
- 00:03:24,383 --> 00:03:25,783
- <font color="#ffff00">for my famous
- breakfast power juice.</font>
- 64
- 00:03:25,785 --> 00:03:27,552
- <font color="#ffff00">- Cool.
- - And...</font>
- 65
- 00:03:27,554 --> 00:03:30,521
- <font color="#ffff00">- a cappuccino while you wait.
- - Wow.</font>
- 66
- 00:03:30,523 --> 00:03:32,657
- <font color="#ffff00">And lashings of hot water
- if you fancy a shower.</font>
- 67
- 00:03:32,659 --> 00:03:35,693
- <font color="#ffff00">- Bliss.
- - I'll be right back.</font>
- 68
- 00:03:37,664 --> 00:03:39,731
- <font color="#ffff00">Surprise!</font>
- 69
- 00:03:39,733 --> 00:03:42,265
- <font color="#ffff00">Guess who got back from
- the conference a day early.</font>
- 70
- 00:03:42,267 --> 00:03:43,534
- <font color="#ffff00">God, I've missed you.</font>
- 71
- 00:03:45,438 --> 00:03:46,504
- <font color="#ffff00">God, who are you?!</font>
- 72
- 00:03:46,506 --> 00:03:48,338
- <font color="#ffff00">I'm the... plumber.</font>
- 73
- 00:03:48,340 --> 00:03:49,272
- <font color="#ffff00">- The plumber?
- - Look...</font>
- 74
- 00:03:49,274 --> 00:03:50,273
- <font color="#ffff00">This isn't what it looks like.
- I just...</font>
- 75
- 00:03:50,275 --> 00:03:52,275
- <font color="#ffff00">I just... I needed a bed
- for the night, and he...</font>
- 76
- 00:03:52,277 --> 00:03:54,712
- <font color="#ffff00">- Ed.
- - Ed. Ed was just so understanding.</font>
- 77
- 00:03:54,714 --> 00:03:56,581
- <font color="#ffff00">And I-I just... I just... I've
- got lots of issues, all right?</font>
- 78
- 00:03:56,583 --> 00:03:58,415
- <font color="#ffff00">Accommodation, firstly, 'cause
- I've sort of run out of options</font>
- 79
- 00:03:58,417 --> 00:04:00,250
- <font color="#ffff00">because I've really messed up
- for a number of reasons.</font>
- 80
- 00:04:00,252 --> 00:04:01,351
- <font color="#ffff00">- And he...
- - Ed.</font>
- 81
- 00:04:01,353 --> 00:04:03,420
- <font color="#ffff00">Ed just seemed to get that.</font>
- 82
- 00:04:03,422 --> 00:04:04,555
- <font color="#ffff00">Did you shag him?</font>
- 83
- 00:04:08,428 --> 00:04:10,695
- <font color="#ffff00">Look, you took my bag!</font>
- 84
- 00:04:11,998 --> 00:04:14,364
- <font color="#ffff00">Ow!</font>
- 85
- 00:04:16,335 --> 00:04:18,301
- <font color="#ffff00">Why is my life so shit?!</font>
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- 00:04:18,303 --> 00:04:19,804
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Last Christmas ♪</font>
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- 00:04:19,806 --> 00:04:21,839
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ I gave you my heart ♪</font>
- 88
- 00:04:21,841 --> 00:04:24,542
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ But the very next day ♪</font>
- 89
- 00:04:24,544 --> 00:04:27,712
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ You gave it away ♪</font>
- 90
- 00:04:27,714 --> 00:04:30,581
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ This year,
- to save me from tears ♪</font>
- 91
- 00:04:30,583 --> 00:04:36,319
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ I'll give it
- to someone special ♪</font>
- 92
- 00:04:36,321 --> 00:04:40,357
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Last Christmas,
- I gave you my heart ♪</font>
- 93
- 00:04:40,359 --> 00:04:43,393
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ But the very next day,
- you gave it away ♪</font>
- 94
- 00:04:43,395 --> 00:04:44,829
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ You gave it away ♪</font>
- 95
- 00:04:44,831 --> 00:04:49,434
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ This year,
- to save me from tears ♪</font>
- 96
- 00:04:49,436 --> 00:04:52,402
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ I'll give it
- to someone special ♪</font>
- 97
- 00:04:52,404 --> 00:04:54,206
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Special ♪</font>
- 98
- 00:05:12,391 --> 00:05:13,624
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Once bitten... ♪</font>
- 99
- 00:05:13,626 --> 00:05:15,793
- <font color="#ffff00">It's not funny, Klaus.</font>
- 100
- 00:05:15,795 --> 00:05:18,361
- <font color="#ffff00">It's incredible
- how unfunny it is.</font>
- 101
- 00:05:18,363 --> 00:05:20,898
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ But you still catch my eye ♪</font>
- 102
- 00:05:20,900 --> 00:05:22,900
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Tell me, baby ♪</font>
- 103
- 00:05:22,902 --> 00:05:25,636
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Do you recognize me? ♪</font>
- 104
- 00:05:25,638 --> 00:05:27,739
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Well, it's been a year ♪</font>
- 105
- 00:05:27,741 --> 00:05:30,508
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ It doesn't surprise me ♪</font>
- 106
- 00:05:30,510 --> 00:05:31,909
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Merry Christmas ♪</font>
- 107
- 00:05:31,911 --> 00:05:34,912
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ I wrapped it up
- and sent it with... ♪</font>
- 108
- 00:05:45,091 --> 00:05:46,491
- <font color="#ffff00">Christ.</font>
- 109
- 00:05:46,493 --> 00:05:47,658
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Last Christmas... ♪</font>
- 110
- 00:05:47,660 --> 00:05:51,361
- <font color="#ffff00">I'm sorry, George.</font>
- 111
- 00:05:52,532 --> 00:05:53,931
- <font color="#ffff00">Happy. Happy.</font>
- 112
- 00:05:53,933 --> 00:05:55,666
- <font color="#ffff00">Happy. Happy.</font>
- 113
- 00:05:55,668 --> 00:05:59,437
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ This year,
- to save me from tears ♪</font>
- 114
- 00:05:59,439 --> 00:06:03,710
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ I'll give it
- to someone special... ♪</font>
- 115
- 00:06:07,113 --> 00:06:08,713
- <font color="#ffff00">Hey, you're early.</font>
- 116
- 00:06:08,715 --> 00:06:11,816
- <font color="#ffff00">You are never early.
- What are you up to?</font>
- 117
- 00:06:11,818 --> 00:06:12,817
- <font color="#ffff00">Accommodation issues.</font>
- 118
- 00:06:12,819 --> 00:06:15,586
- <font color="#ffff00">Hmm. So the usual.
- What did you do this time?</font>
- 119
- 00:06:15,588 --> 00:06:18,421
- <font color="#ffff00">- Fry someone's fish?
- - No, no, that was last week.</font>
- 120
- 00:06:18,423 --> 00:06:21,893
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Hey, you're just too funky for me ♪</font>
- 121
- 00:06:21,895 --> 00:06:23,494
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ I gotta get inside... ♪</font>
- 122
- 00:06:26,599 --> 00:06:29,433
- <font color="#ffff00">You are going to run out
- of friends with sofas.</font>
- 123
- 00:06:29,435 --> 00:06:30,701
- <font color="#ffff00">You have been sick.</font>
- 124
- 00:06:30,703 --> 00:06:32,436
- <font color="#ffff00">You need to take care
- of yourself better.</font>
- 125
- 00:06:32,438 --> 00:06:34,539
- <font color="#ffff00">- Santa, I didn't know you cared.
- - I don't care.</font>
- 126
- 00:06:34,541 --> 00:06:36,440
- <font color="#ffff00">I just don't want you to drop
- dead in front of the customers.</font>
- 127
- 00:06:36,442 --> 00:06:38,976
- <font color="#ffff00">I don't have enough tinsel
- to cover your corpse.</font>
- 128
- 00:06:38,978 --> 00:06:40,713
- <font color="#ffff00">Get to work, elf.</font>
- 129
- 00:06:46,719 --> 00:06:47,985
- <font color="#ffff00">I don't know.</font>
- 130
- 00:06:47,987 --> 00:06:49,720
- <font color="#ffff00">You're gonna have to
- help me decide.</font>
- 131
- 00:06:49,722 --> 00:06:51,856
- <font color="#ffff00">- They're both so darling.
- - I tell you what.</font>
- 132
- 00:06:51,858 --> 00:06:54,659
- <font color="#ffff00">Let's pretend Mary had twins,
- and you can get both.</font>
- 133
- 00:06:55,862 --> 00:06:57,528
- <font color="#ffff00">You must just love your job.</font>
- 134
- 00:06:57,530 --> 00:07:00,164
- <font color="#ffff00">- Love it.
- - It's like being in a dream.</font>
- 135
- 00:07:00,166 --> 00:07:03,434
- <font color="#ffff00">All the joys and the love
- of Christmas</font>
- 136
- 00:07:03,436 --> 00:07:05,903
- <font color="#ffff00">every single day of the year.</font>
- 137
- 00:07:05,905 --> 00:07:07,672
- <font color="#ffff00">Now, which baby
- is it going to be?</font>
- 138
- 00:07:07,674 --> 00:07:10,441
- <font color="#ffff00">He's gorgeous, but this one...</font>
- 139
- 00:07:10,443 --> 00:07:11,876
- <font color="#ffff00">he looks like he's having
- a lot of fun.</font>
- 140
- 00:07:11,878 --> 00:07:13,945
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh, yeah, and a lot more to come.</font>
- 141
- 00:07:13,947 --> 00:07:16,681
- <font color="#ffff00">- But this one, look at him.
- - Come on. Hey.</font>
- 142
- 00:07:16,683 --> 00:07:17,882
- <font color="#ffff00">- He's more like my idea of...
- - Jesus Christ.</font>
- 143
- 00:07:17,884 --> 00:07:19,584
- <font color="#ffff00">- You think so, too?
- - Katarina.</font>
- 144
- 00:07:19,586 --> 00:07:21,185
- <font color="#ffff00">Um, excuse me
- for just one moment. Santa!</font>
- 145
- 00:07:21,187 --> 00:07:22,019
- <font color="#ffff00">I need a word.</font>
- 146
- 00:07:22,021 --> 00:07:23,654
- <font color="#ffff00">I'm at work.
- You could've called me.</font>
- 147
- 00:07:23,656 --> 00:07:24,922
- <font color="#ffff00">You're not answering
- your phone.</font>
- 148
- 00:07:24,924 --> 00:07:26,524
- <font color="#ffff00">Remember?
- Look, I've come from work.</font>
- 149
- 00:07:26,526 --> 00:07:28,626
- <font color="#ffff00">I need to get back,
- so come get out here.</font>
- 150
- 00:07:28,628 --> 00:07:30,494
- <font color="#ffff00">That's my analyst.
- So sorry.</font>
- 151
- 00:07:30,496 --> 00:07:32,196
- <font color="#ffff00">Santa, can you get
- down here, please?</font>
- 152
- 00:07:32,198 --> 00:07:34,932
- <font color="#ffff00">Please? Thank you.</font>
- 153
- 00:07:34,934 --> 00:07:37,468
- <font color="#ffff00">Santa?</font>
- 154
- 00:07:37,470 --> 00:07:39,404
- <font color="#ffff00">Are you there?</font>
- 155
- 00:07:40,506 --> 00:07:42,773
- <font color="#ffff00">Mum needs you to ring her.</font>
- 156
- 00:07:42,775 --> 00:07:44,208
- <font color="#ffff00">All right, every time
- she contacts you</font>
- 157
- 00:07:44,210 --> 00:07:46,210
- <font color="#ffff00">and gets no response,
- she contacts me.</font>
- 158
- 00:07:46,212 --> 00:07:47,979
- <font color="#ffff00">Yesterday, 17 times.</font>
- 159
- 00:07:47,981 --> 00:07:50,481
- <font color="#ffff00">- Just do it.
- - Oh, don't just stand there issuing commands.</font>
- 160
- 00:07:50,483 --> 00:07:51,916
- <font color="#ffff00">I am an adult.</font>
- 161
- 00:07:51,918 --> 00:07:54,554
- <font color="#ffff00">You are the furthest thing
- from an adult that I know.</font>
- 162
- 00:07:55,655 --> 00:07:57,488
- <font color="#ffff00">I need time to myself.</font>
- 163
- 00:07:57,490 --> 00:08:00,625
- <font color="#ffff00">I'm asking you to do
- a single thing, Katarina.</font>
- 164
- 00:08:00,627 --> 00:08:01,459
- <font color="#ffff00">It's "Kate."</font>
- 165
- 00:08:01,461 --> 00:08:02,994
- <font color="#ffff00">Whatever. Just ring her.
- Contact her.</font>
- 166
- 00:08:02,996 --> 00:08:04,528
- <font color="#ffff00">Give me one good reason.</font>
- 167
- 00:08:04,530 --> 00:08:06,530
- <font color="#ffff00">You've missed five
- doctor's appointments.</font>
- 168
- 00:08:06,532 --> 00:08:07,732
- <font color="#ffff00">You've got one planned
- for tomorrow, which apparently</font>
- 169
- 00:08:07,734 --> 00:08:08,900
- <font color="#ffff00">you know about.
- You have to be there.</font>
- 170
- 00:08:08,902 --> 00:08:11,636
- <font color="#ffff00">She's also planning a dinner
- to celebrate my promotion.</font>
- 171
- 00:08:11,638 --> 00:08:14,906
- <font color="#ffff00">And you not ringing her
- is seriously affecting my life.</font>
- 172
- 00:08:14,908 --> 00:08:17,777
- <font color="#ffff00">Will you be inviting Alba
- to the dinner?</font>
- 173
- 00:08:18,845 --> 00:08:20,845
- <font color="#ffff00">Just ring your mother.</font>
- 174
- 00:08:20,847 --> 00:08:22,813
- <font color="#ffff00">Christ.</font>
- 175
- 00:08:24,717 --> 00:08:25,950
- <font color="#ffff00">Yeah, Jenna, it's me.
- Listen, darling,</font>
- 176
- 00:08:25,952 --> 00:08:27,551
- <font color="#ffff00">I'm sorry
- to leave this message.</font>
- 177
- 00:08:27,553 --> 00:08:29,253
- <font color="#ffff00">I just really need
- a bed for the night.</font>
- 178
- 00:08:29,255 --> 00:08:30,821
- <font color="#ffff00">Even possibly a few nights.</font>
- 179
- 00:08:30,823 --> 00:08:32,556
- <font color="#ffff00">You're my bestie. Please. I know.</font>
- 180
- 00:08:32,558 --> 00:08:33,858
- <font color="#ffff00">- Just...
- - Hey, elf!</font>
- 181
- 00:08:33,860 --> 00:08:35,693
- <font color="#ffff00">This is my elf.</font>
- 182
- 00:08:35,695 --> 00:08:37,028
- <font color="#ffff00">Santa has elves, you know.</font>
- 183
- 00:08:37,030 --> 00:08:38,863
- <font color="#ffff00">Little helpers.</font>
- 184
- 00:08:38,865 --> 00:08:40,765
- <font color="#ffff00">I have nicknamed her
- "Lazy the Elf"</font>
- 185
- 00:08:40,767 --> 00:08:42,533
- <font color="#ffff00">because she appears
- never to work.</font>
- 186
- 00:08:42,535 --> 00:08:44,101
- <font color="#ffff00">- That's me. Mm.
- - She could also be called</font>
- 187
- 00:08:44,103 --> 00:08:46,537
- <font color="#ffff00">"Crushing Disappointment the Elf."</font>
- 188
- 00:08:46,539 --> 00:08:48,572
- <font color="#ffff00">- I-I'm just...
- - "Waste of Payroll the Elf,"</font>
- 189
- 00:08:48,574 --> 00:08:49,974
- <font color="#ffff00">"Bleeding Me Dry the Elf,"</font>
- 190
- 00:08:49,976 --> 00:08:52,043
- <font color="#ffff00">"Why on Earth Is She
- Even Here the Elf."</font>
- 191
- 00:09:26,012 --> 00:09:28,079
- <font color="#ffff00">- What?
- - Jesus.</font>
- 192
- 00:09:28,081 --> 00:09:30,014
- <font color="#ffff00">- Where'd you come from?
- - Well, what are you looking at?</font>
- 193
- 00:09:30,016 --> 00:09:31,749
- <font color="#ffff00">Look, look.</font>
- 194
- 00:09:31,751 --> 00:09:33,818
- <font color="#ffff00">There. You see it?</font>
- 195
- 00:09:33,820 --> 00:09:36,654
- <font color="#ffff00">- Oh.
- - Just above the lip of the roof there.</font>
- 196
- 00:09:36,656 --> 00:09:38,856
- <font color="#ffff00">It's quite unusual to see
- a bird like that in town.</font>
- 197
- 00:09:38,858 --> 00:09:40,024
- <font color="#ffff00">Blimey.</font>
- 198
- 00:09:40,026 --> 00:09:42,626
- <font color="#ffff00">Damn it.</font>
- 199
- 00:09:42,628 --> 00:09:44,628
- <font color="#ffff00">Here. Uh, I think
- it just pooed in your eye.</font>
- 200
- 00:09:44,630 --> 00:09:45,896
- <font color="#ffff00">Yeah, I think so.</font>
- 201
- 00:09:45,898 --> 00:09:47,631
- <font color="#ffff00">- Goodbye, my people.
- - Sorry. Ow.</font>
- 202
- 00:09:47,633 --> 00:09:49,033
- <font color="#ffff00">Ow.</font>
- 203
- 00:09:49,035 --> 00:09:50,101
- <font color="#ffff00">Where have you been?</font>
- 204
- 00:09:50,103 --> 00:09:50,935
- <font color="#ffff00">A shitting bird
- just shat in my eye.</font>
- 205
- 00:09:50,937 --> 00:09:52,069
- <font color="#ffff00">- Oh. Is there a bird in here?
- - No.</font>
- 206
- 00:09:52,071 --> 00:09:55,172
- <font color="#ffff00">Some bloke was outside the shop
- playing silly buggers.</font>
- 207
- 00:09:55,174 --> 00:09:56,974
- <font color="#ffff00">Well, maybe you can focus
- your attention</font>
- 208
- 00:09:56,976 --> 00:09:58,976
- <font color="#ffff00">on the silly buggers inside the shop.</font>
- 209
- 00:09:58,978 --> 00:10:00,945
- <font color="#ffff00">I know. Oh! My phone.
- Sorry. Sorry.</font>
- 210
- 00:10:00,947 --> 00:10:02,580
- <font color="#ffff00">I'm sorry, Santa.</font>
- 211
- 00:10:02,582 --> 00:10:03,814
- <font color="#ffff00">Yeah, Jenna!</font>
- 212
- 00:10:03,816 --> 00:10:06,083
- <font color="#ffff00">Yes! Thank you so much.
- Thank you so much.</font>
- 213
- 00:10:06,085 --> 00:10:07,818
- <font color="#ffff00">Thank you so...
- I'll be with you around 8:00.</font>
- 214
- 00:10:07,820 --> 00:10:09,353
- <font color="#ffff00">- Okay. You are number one.
- - Get off the phone now!</font>
- 215
- 00:10:09,355 --> 00:10:10,354
- <font color="#ffff00">Okay, I got to go. Bye.</font>
- 216
- 00:10:10,356 --> 00:10:12,056
- <font color="#ffff00">Yeah, I'm just gonna get
- the shit out my eye.</font>
- 217
- 00:10:12,058 --> 00:10:13,724
- <font color="#ffff00">- I'll be right...
- - Time to sparkle!</font>
- 218
- 00:10:13,726 --> 00:10:15,659
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Just hear those
- sleigh bells jingling ♪</font>
- 219
- 00:10:15,661 --> 00:10:17,361
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Ring-ting-tingling, too... ♪</font>
- 220
- 00:10:17,363 --> 00:10:20,064
- <font color="#ffff00">There you are, sir. Enjoy your
- festive hybrid Hanukkah bush.</font>
- 221
- 00:10:20,066 --> 00:10:21,132
- <font color="#ffff00">Merry Christmas to you.
- Thank you.</font>
- 222
- 00:10:21,134 --> 00:10:22,933
- <font color="#ffff00">Thank you. Take care.</font>
- 223
- 00:10:22,935 --> 00:10:24,969
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ She drives me crazy, she... ♪</font>
- 224
- 00:10:24,971 --> 00:10:26,370
- <font color="#ffff00">Your mother again?</font>
- 225
- 00:10:26,372 --> 00:10:28,672
- <font color="#ffff00">- I curse the day I was born.
- - Me, too.</font>
- 226
- 00:10:28,674 --> 00:10:30,608
- <font color="#ffff00">Ha! Funny, no. I installed
- everything on her phone</font>
- 227
- 00:10:30,610 --> 00:10:31,642
- <font color="#ffff00">from Snapchat to Instagram.</font>
- 228
- 00:10:31,644 --> 00:10:32,910
- <font color="#ffff00">All it means is that</font>
- 229
- 00:10:32,912 --> 00:10:34,678
- <font color="#ffff00">I can disappoint her
- in more ways than ever.</font>
- 230
- 00:10:34,680 --> 00:10:35,913
- <font color="#ffff00">Mothers are hell.</font>
- 231
- 00:10:35,915 --> 00:10:37,214
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh, yeah.</font>
- 232
- 00:10:37,216 --> 00:10:38,682
- <font color="#ffff00">Mm.</font>
- 233
- 00:10:38,684 --> 00:10:40,618
- <font color="#ffff00">Hello.</font>
- 234
- 00:10:40,620 --> 00:10:42,820
- <font color="#ffff00">- Leave him to me.
- - Oh!</font>
- 235
- 00:10:42,822 --> 00:10:44,991
- <font color="#ffff00">You'll just flirt with him, and
- he'll forget to buy anything.</font>
- 236
- 00:10:46,692 --> 00:10:47,625
- <font color="#ffff00">- Hi.
- - How can I help you?</font>
- 237
- 00:10:47,627 --> 00:10:50,096
- <font color="#ffff00">Wouldn't mind finding him
- in my stocking.</font>
- 238
- 00:10:52,965 --> 00:10:55,032
- <font color="#ffff00">- Hi.
- - Hi. Hi.</font>
- 239
- 00:10:55,034 --> 00:10:56,901
- <font color="#ffff00">I came in to check on your eye.</font>
- 240
- 00:10:56,903 --> 00:10:58,035
- <font color="#ffff00">It's fine.</font>
- 241
- 00:10:58,037 --> 00:10:59,870
- <font color="#ffff00">- It's good luck, you know.
- - What is?</font>
- 242
- 00:10:59,872 --> 00:11:01,172
- <font color="#ffff00">Getting pooed on by a bird.</font>
- 243
- 00:11:01,174 --> 00:11:03,174
- <font color="#ffff00">- Bollocks is it.
- - No, seriously.</font>
- 244
- 00:11:03,176 --> 00:11:06,010
- <font color="#ffff00">So I thought I'd see
- if you fancied</font>
- 245
- 00:11:06,012 --> 00:11:08,079
- <font color="#ffff00">- a little stroll with me.
- - Oh, that's my luck?</font>
- 246
- 00:11:08,081 --> 00:11:10,147
- <font color="#ffff00">- Going for a stroll with you?
- - Might be.</font>
- 247
- 00:11:10,149 --> 00:11:12,183
- <font color="#ffff00">Look, did you find me
- on Swiper?</font>
- 248
- 00:11:12,185 --> 00:11:13,317
- <font color="#ffff00">- Swiper?
- - Yeah.</font>
- 249
- 00:11:13,319 --> 00:11:15,753
- <font color="#ffff00">The modern dating application
- you might have heard of.</font>
- 250
- 00:11:15,755 --> 00:11:17,154
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh. So not.</font>
- 251
- 00:11:17,156 --> 00:11:18,789
- <font color="#ffff00">Look, to be honest,
- you're not really my type.</font>
- 252
- 00:11:18,791 --> 00:11:20,157
- <font color="#ffff00">To be honest,
- you're not really mine.</font>
- 253
- 00:11:21,961 --> 00:11:24,161
- <font color="#ffff00">Well, maybe we should
- just leave it, then.</font>
- 254
- 00:11:24,163 --> 00:11:26,263
- <font color="#ffff00">I do like a challenge, though.</font>
- 255
- 00:11:26,265 --> 00:11:28,766
- <font color="#ffff00">You considered BASE jumping?</font>
- 256
- 00:11:28,768 --> 00:11:30,768
- <font color="#ffff00">- Japanese blowfish?
- - No, I have,</font>
- 257
- 00:11:30,770 --> 00:11:32,770
- <font color="#ffff00">but right now I'm considering
- a little stroll with you.</font>
- 258
- 00:11:32,772 --> 00:11:34,805
- <font color="#ffff00">Well, consider away,
- because it's a no.</font>
- 259
- 00:11:34,807 --> 00:11:36,740
- <font color="#ffff00">Is there anything
- that I could improve upon</font>
- 260
- 00:11:36,742 --> 00:11:38,709
- <font color="#ffff00">to, say, persuade you?</font>
- 261
- 00:11:38,711 --> 00:11:39,944
- <font color="#ffff00">- No.
- - Any reason in particular?</font>
- 262
- 00:11:39,946 --> 00:11:42,079
- <font color="#ffff00">Because you're weird, this is
- weird, and I don't know you.</font>
- 263
- 00:11:42,081 --> 00:11:43,848
- <font color="#ffff00">So, please, could you
- just leave, okay? Just get...</font>
- 264
- 00:11:43,850 --> 00:11:45,182
- <font color="#ffff00">- Shoo. Just go. Just go.
- - Hold on. This is weird?</font>
- 265
- 00:11:45,184 --> 00:11:46,317
- <font color="#ffff00">Let's just...
- Yeah, you're weird.</font>
- 266
- 00:11:46,319 --> 00:11:48,018
- <font color="#ffff00">- You're strange. I don't really...
- - Weirder than Grabber</font>
- 267
- 00:11:48,020 --> 00:11:49,088
- <font color="#ffff00">- or Swiper or whatever it's called?
- - Yeah.</font>
- 268
- 00:11:50,223 --> 00:11:52,156
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh, just...</font>
- 269
- 00:11:52,158 --> 00:11:53,958
- <font color="#ffff00">Weirder than total strangers</font>
- 270
- 00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:55,759
- <font color="#ffff00">deciding on
- one Photoshopped image</font>
- 271
- 00:11:55,761 --> 00:11:57,828
- <font color="#ffff00">whether or not to engage
- in immediate foreplay?</font>
- 272
- 00:11:57,830 --> 00:11:59,866
- <font color="#ffff00">I'm busy.
- You're weird. Goodbye.</font>
- 273
- 00:12:09,976 --> 00:12:11,942
- <font color="#ffff00">Can...</font>
- 274
- 00:12:11,944 --> 00:12:15,181
- <font color="#ffff00">Um... do you need any...</font>
- 275
- 00:12:23,322 --> 00:12:24,922
- <font color="#ffff00">Good evening.</font>
- 276
- 00:12:24,924 --> 00:12:26,659
- <font color="#ffff00">Good eve...</font>
- 277
- 00:12:28,094 --> 00:12:30,060
- <font color="#ffff00">Can I help you?</font>
- 278
- 00:12:30,062 --> 00:12:31,797
- <font color="#ffff00">I think so.</font>
- 279
- 00:12:33,833 --> 00:12:35,266
- <font color="#ffff00">Go on, then.</font>
- 280
- 00:12:35,268 --> 00:12:38,235
- <font color="#ffff00">What is it
- you were looking for?</font>
- 281
- 00:12:38,237 --> 00:12:39,906
- <font color="#ffff00">Um...</font>
- 282
- 00:12:41,807 --> 00:12:43,240
- <font color="#ffff00">This.</font>
- 283
- 00:12:43,242 --> 00:12:45,876
- <font color="#ffff00">That is very nice.</font>
- 284
- 00:12:45,878 --> 00:12:48,112
- <font color="#ffff00">It's Mr. Claus, I believe.</font>
- 285
- 00:12:48,114 --> 00:12:49,246
- <font color="#ffff00">Yes.</font>
- 286
- 00:12:49,248 --> 00:12:51,048
- <font color="#ffff00">Upon his vehicle.</font>
- 287
- 00:12:51,050 --> 00:12:53,951
- <font color="#ffff00">- Yes.
- - Do you have something...</font>
- 288
- 00:12:53,953 --> 00:12:55,286
- <font color="#ffff00">dissimilar?</font>
- 289
- 00:12:55,288 --> 00:12:56,954
- <font color="#ffff00">Yes.</font>
- 290
- 00:12:56,956 --> 00:12:59,926
- <font color="#ffff00">We have many...
- dissimilar items.</font>
- 291
- 00:13:02,161 --> 00:13:05,164
- <font color="#ffff00">Uh, for instance,
- this Christmas gibbon.</font>
- 292
- 00:13:07,833 --> 00:13:09,534
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Last Christmas ♪</font>
- 293
- 00:13:09,536 --> 00:13:11,268
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ I gave you my heart ♪</font>
- 294
- 00:13:13,339 --> 00:13:15,940
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ This year ♪</font>
- 295
- 00:13:15,942 --> 00:13:18,209
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ To save me from tears... ♪</font>
- 296
- 00:13:18,211 --> 00:13:20,844
- <font color="#ffff00">It is amusing.</font>
- 297
- 00:13:20,846 --> 00:13:22,880
- <font color="#ffff00">I think so, too.</font>
- 298
- 00:13:22,882 --> 00:13:24,949
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Special, special, special... ♪</font>
- 299
- 00:13:26,085 --> 00:13:28,154
- <font color="#ffff00">I'll come back for it.</font>
- 300
- 00:13:29,989 --> 00:13:31,956
- <font color="#ffff00">Yes.</font>
- 301
- 00:13:31,958 --> 00:13:34,860
- <font color="#ffff00">Yes.</font>
- 302
- 00:13:37,296 --> 00:13:38,998
- <font color="#ffff00">Yes.</font>
- 303
- 00:13:46,573 --> 00:13:48,573
- <font color="#ffff00">Wow.</font>
- 304
- 00:13:48,575 --> 00:13:50,943
- <font color="#ffff00">That was like watching
- a short Scandinavian film.</font>
- 305
- 00:13:53,012 --> 00:13:54,878
- <font color="#ffff00">Are you all right?</font>
- 306
- 00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:56,380
- <font color="#ffff00">Yes, I'm fine.</font>
- 307
- 00:13:56,382 --> 00:13:59,383
- <font color="#ffff00">Wait. Hang on.
- Did you... like him?</font>
- 308
- 00:13:59,385 --> 00:14:01,352
- <font color="#ffff00">You're so mysterious,
- I can't tell.</font>
- 309
- 00:14:01,354 --> 00:14:03,120
- <font color="#ffff00">Of course not.</font>
- 310
- 00:14:03,122 --> 00:14:05,990
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh, my God, you did like him.</font>
- 311
- 00:14:05,992 --> 00:14:07,992
- <font color="#ffff00">I don't know anything
- about him.</font>
- 312
- 00:14:07,994 --> 00:14:09,893
- <font color="#ffff00">And you're fantasizing, elf,</font>
- 313
- 00:14:09,895 --> 00:14:13,163
- <font color="#ffff00">because all you seem to
- think about these days is sex.</font>
- 314
- 00:14:13,165 --> 00:14:14,900
- <font color="#ffff00">Ooh.</font>
- 315
- 00:14:18,371 --> 00:14:20,605
- <font color="#ffff00">- Oh, my God, he's coming back.
- - Where?!</font>
- 316
- 00:14:20,607 --> 00:14:22,873
- <font color="#ffff00">Got you.
- I knew you liked him.</font>
- 317
- 00:14:22,875 --> 00:14:24,141
- <font color="#ffff00">Well, now I know.</font>
- 318
- 00:14:24,143 --> 00:14:26,944
- <font color="#ffff00">You like your men tall,
- shy and translucent,</font>
- 319
- 00:14:26,946 --> 00:14:28,946
- <font color="#ffff00">like a squid but with bones
- and less legs.</font>
- 320
- 00:14:28,948 --> 00:14:31,015
- <font color="#ffff00">Shut up, lock up,
- and good night.</font>
- 321
- 00:14:31,017 --> 00:14:32,918
- <font color="#ffff00">Mm-hmm.</font>
- 322
- 00:14:37,323 --> 00:14:40,057
- <font color="#ffff00">Arse, head and hole!</font>
- 323
- 00:14:44,130 --> 00:14:46,299
- <font color="#ffff00">Piss off, Klaus!</font>
- 324
- 00:14:48,367 --> 00:14:50,334
- <font color="#ffff00">Sorry! Late for an audition.</font>
- 325
- 00:14:50,336 --> 00:14:52,303
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ The next you tell me
- you don't ♪</font>
- 326
- 00:14:52,305 --> 00:14:54,938
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ One day you say you will ♪</font>
- 327
- 00:14:54,940 --> 00:14:57,274
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ And the next
- you tell me you won't... ♪</font>
- 328
- 00:14:57,276 --> 00:14:58,909
- <font color="#ffff00">Sorry!</font>
- 329
- 00:14:58,911 --> 00:15:00,411
- <font color="#ffff00">Bugger.</font>
- 330
- 00:15:00,413 --> 00:15:02,079
- <font color="#ffff00">No, no, no, no, no, no!</font>
- 331
- 00:15:02,081 --> 00:15:03,947
- <font color="#ffff00">Please wait, please wait,
- please wait!</font>
- 332
- 00:15:03,949 --> 00:15:05,416
- <font color="#ffff00">He was... he was very good.</font>
- 333
- 00:15:05,418 --> 00:15:07,351
- <font color="#ffff00">Not for me.</font>
- 334
- 00:15:07,353 --> 00:15:09,420
- <font color="#ffff00">- Charming.
- - Jarring.</font>
- 335
- 00:15:09,422 --> 00:15:11,221
- <font color="#ffff00">I would put him
- in "maybe plus."</font>
- 336
- 00:15:11,223 --> 00:15:12,389
- <font color="#ffff00">"Maybe plus."</font>
- 337
- 00:15:12,391 --> 00:15:14,325
- <font color="#ffff00">Hi.</font>
- 338
- 00:15:14,327 --> 00:15:16,428
- <font color="#ffff00">- Hi. Sorry.
- - Hi. Oh.</font>
- 339
- 00:15:16,430 --> 00:15:18,162
- <font color="#ffff00">- So sorry. I'm late.
- - Sorry.</font>
- 340
- 00:15:18,164 --> 00:15:19,963
- <font color="#ffff00">- The auditions are closed now.
- - Right, yes.</font>
- 341
- 00:15:19,965 --> 00:15:22,132
- <font color="#ffff00">I was on the list.
- No, my name's Kate Andrich.</font>
- 342
- 00:15:22,134 --> 00:15:24,101
- <font color="#ffff00">Yeah, there was just a terrible
- accident on the way here.</font>
- 343
- 00:15:24,103 --> 00:15:25,369
- <font color="#ffff00">Was, uh, Santa involved?</font>
- 344
- 00:15:25,371 --> 00:15:26,571
- <font color="#ffff00">Well, yeah.
- She was, actually, yeah.</font>
- 345
- 00:15:26,573 --> 00:15:30,140
- <font color="#ffff00">"She"? Oh, is this like a
- "God being a woman now" thing?</font>
- 346
- 00:15:30,142 --> 00:15:32,176
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh, no, no, no.
- These are just my work clothes.</font>
- 347
- 00:15:32,178 --> 00:15:33,377
- <font color="#ffff00">- Don't worry about it.
- - Where do you work?</font>
- 348
- 00:15:33,379 --> 00:15:34,378
- <font color="#ffff00">Elf and safety?</font>
- 349
- 00:15:34,380 --> 00:15:35,979
- <font color="#ffff00">Uh...</font>
- 350
- 00:15:35,981 --> 00:15:37,281
- <font color="#ffff00">Not exactly.</font>
- 351
- 00:15:37,283 --> 00:15:38,483
- <font color="#ffff00">- Uh, I'm so sorry.
- - Sorry.</font>
- 352
- 00:15:38,485 --> 00:15:40,918
- <font color="#ffff00">- You're gonna have to come back next time.
- - It's too late.</font>
- 353
- 00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:42,953
- <font color="#ffff00">Well, you know what?
- Let her go.</font>
- 354
- 00:15:42,955 --> 00:15:44,421
- <font color="#ffff00">I... Who knows? She might be
- the next Streisand.</font>
- 355
- 00:15:44,423 --> 00:15:46,056
- <font color="#ffff00">We don't know.</font>
- 356
- 00:15:46,058 --> 00:15:47,459
- <font color="#ffff00">Plus, I've never seen an elf
- audition before.</font>
- 357
- 00:15:49,161 --> 00:15:51,028
- <font color="#ffff00">Um, yeah. Take it away,</font>
- 358
- 00:15:51,030 --> 00:15:53,097
- <font color="#ffff00">you weird little
- North Pole-ian.</font>
- 359
- 00:15:53,099 --> 00:15:55,399
- <font color="#ffff00">It's Kate. Uh, wh-where
- can I plug in my music?</font>
- 360
- 00:15:55,401 --> 00:15:57,234
- <font color="#ffff00">The sound engineer's gone home.</font>
- 361
- 00:15:57,236 --> 00:15:59,203
- <font color="#ffff00">- Great.
- - A cappella.</font>
- 362
- 00:15:59,205 --> 00:16:01,004
- <font color="#ffff00">The penalty for lateness.</font>
- 363
- 00:16:01,006 --> 00:16:02,339
- <font color="#ffff00">Yeah, I can do that. Okay.</font>
- 364
- 00:16:02,341 --> 00:16:04,408
- <font color="#ffff00">Sure.</font>
- 365
- 00:16:04,410 --> 00:16:06,210
- <font color="#ffff00">Okay.</font>
- 366
- 00:16:08,314 --> 00:16:12,049
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Raindrops on roses
- and whiskers on kittens ♪</font>
- 367
- 00:16:12,051 --> 00:16:15,085
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Bright copper kettles
- and warm woolen mittens ♪</font>
- 368
- 00:16:15,087 --> 00:16:17,988
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Brown paper packages
- tied up with string ♪</font>
- 369
- 00:16:17,990 --> 00:16:21,091
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ These are a few
- of my favorite things ♪</font>
- 370
- 00:16:21,093 --> 00:16:23,160
- <font color="#ffff00">- Stop! Stop.
- - ♪ When the dog bites... ♪</font>
- 371
- 00:16:25,097 --> 00:16:27,499
- <font color="#ffff00">You've got the part.</font>
- 372
- 00:16:27,501 --> 00:16:30,300
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh, uh, sorry.
- No, no, no, it was, uh...</font>
- 373
- 00:16:30,302 --> 00:16:32,102
- <font color="#ffff00">it was shit.</font>
- 374
- 00:16:34,106 --> 00:16:36,240
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh, for God's sake.</font>
- 375
- 00:16:36,242 --> 00:16:38,142
- <font color="#ffff00">Whoa!</font>
- 376
- 00:16:38,144 --> 00:16:40,344
- <font color="#ffff00">- You again?
- - What do you mean, "again"?</font>
- 377
- 00:16:40,346 --> 00:16:41,479
- <font color="#ffff00">Did you follow me here?</font>
- 378
- 00:16:41,481 --> 00:16:43,147
- <font color="#ffff00">No, I made a delivery here.</font>
- 379
- 00:16:43,149 --> 00:16:45,750
- <font color="#ffff00">- Yeah?
- - Are elves always so cynical?</font>
- 380
- 00:16:45,752 --> 00:16:48,453
- <font color="#ffff00">Yes, relentlessly.
- These are dark times.</font>
- 381
- 00:16:48,455 --> 00:16:50,755
- <font color="#ffff00">- So, having not followed you here...
- - Mm-hmm.</font>
- 382
- 00:16:50,757 --> 00:16:52,457
- <font color="#ffff00">...and having made my delivery,</font>
- 383
- 00:16:52,459 --> 00:16:57,060
- <font color="#ffff00">and you having bumped into me
- by chance, here we are.</font>
- 384
- 00:16:57,062 --> 00:16:59,062
- <font color="#ffff00">"Here we are"?</font>
- 385
- 00:16:59,064 --> 00:17:00,998
- <font color="#ffff00">Well, for instance, we could go
- for a walk together.</font>
- 386
- 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,133
- <font color="#ffff00">Why do you keep trying
- to take me for a walk?</font>
- 387
- 00:17:03,135 --> 00:17:05,169
- <font color="#ffff00">- I'm not a dog.
- - Well, you are wearing a collar.</font>
- 388
- 00:17:05,171 --> 00:17:06,538
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh, LOL. You know what?</font>
- 389
- 00:17:06,540 --> 00:17:08,606
- <font color="#ffff00">I'm just not in the mood
- for a walk.</font>
- 390
- 00:17:08,608 --> 00:17:09,774
- <font color="#ffff00">Why?</font>
- 391
- 00:17:09,776 --> 00:17:11,208
- <font color="#ffff00">Well, fine. Okay.</font>
- 392
- 00:17:11,210 --> 00:17:13,778
- <font color="#ffff00">I was just incredibly bad
- at what I do</font>
- 393
- 00:17:13,780 --> 00:17:16,113
- <font color="#ffff00">in front of people
- who could've given me a job.</font>
- 394
- 00:17:16,115 --> 00:17:17,147
- <font color="#ffff00">I thought you had a job.</font>
- 395
- 00:17:17,149 --> 00:17:18,616
- <font color="#ffff00">Yes, but it's not
- what I "do" do.</font>
- 396
- 00:17:18,618 --> 00:17:20,184
- <font color="#ffff00">I'm not a career elf.</font>
- 397
- 00:17:20,186 --> 00:17:22,085
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh. What do you do?</font>
- 398
- 00:17:23,355 --> 00:17:24,789
- <font color="#ffff00">Sing.</font>
- 399
- 00:17:24,791 --> 00:17:26,424
- <font color="#ffff00">Wow. That's pretty amazing.</font>
- 400
- 00:17:26,426 --> 00:17:29,359
- <font color="#ffff00">I just can't seem to...
- at the moment.</font>
- 401
- 00:17:29,361 --> 00:17:31,496
- <font color="#ffff00">Anyway, boring, boring, boring,
- la, la, la, la.</font>
- 402
- 00:17:31,498 --> 00:17:33,096
- <font color="#ffff00">I'm not bored.</font>
- 403
- 00:17:33,098 --> 00:17:35,132
- <font color="#ffff00">Actually, who are you?</font>
- 404
- 00:17:35,134 --> 00:17:36,402
- <font color="#ffff00">I'm Tom.</font>
- 405
- 00:17:37,504 --> 00:17:39,203
- <font color="#ffff00">Kate.</font>
- 406
- 00:17:39,205 --> 00:17:40,538
- <font color="#ffff00">Why are you so flexible?</font>
- 407
- 00:17:40,540 --> 00:17:42,372
- <font color="#ffff00">Why are you dressed
- like an elf?</font>
- 408
- 00:17:42,374 --> 00:17:44,274
- <font color="#ffff00">You know why.
- And you know what?</font>
- 409
- 00:17:44,276 --> 00:17:46,276
- <font color="#ffff00">I have had my fill</font>
- 410
- 00:17:46,278 --> 00:17:48,646
- <font color="#ffff00">of utterly hilarious elf jokes
- for one night.</font>
- 411
- 00:17:48,648 --> 00:17:50,349
- <font color="#ffff00">Cover me.</font>
- 412
- 00:17:52,486 --> 00:17:54,819
- <font color="#ffff00">- Here?
- - Here.</font>
- 413
- 00:17:54,821 --> 00:17:57,254
- <font color="#ffff00">You are now my cupboard door.</font>
- 414
- 00:17:59,391 --> 00:18:01,325
- <font color="#ffff00">- So, you do this often?
- - Only when I have to.</font>
- 415
- 00:18:01,327 --> 00:18:02,460
- <font color="#ffff00">- Uh...
- - Okay...</font>
- 416
- 00:18:03,663 --> 00:18:05,128
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh, piss off.</font>
- 417
- 00:18:05,130 --> 00:18:06,129
- <font color="#ffff00">Nice covering.</font>
- 418
- 00:18:06,131 --> 00:18:07,432
- <font color="#ffff00">I'm-I'm trying my best here.</font>
- 419
- 00:18:09,101 --> 00:18:10,400
- <font color="#ffff00">Ooh. Thanks.</font>
- 420
- 00:18:10,402 --> 00:18:11,503
- <font color="#ffff00">Okay.</font>
- 421
- 00:18:11,505 --> 00:18:13,438
- <font color="#ffff00">Okay. Oh, no. Hang on.</font>
- 422
- 00:18:15,274 --> 00:18:17,675
- <font color="#ffff00">- Where are we going?
- - This way. Come on.</font>
- 423
- 00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:22,079
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh...</font>
- 424
- 00:18:23,282 --> 00:18:25,215
- <font color="#ffff00">- Look at that.
- - Oh.</font>
- 425
- 00:18:25,217 --> 00:18:26,551
- <font color="#ffff00">You never seen
- this alleyway before?</font>
- 426
- 00:18:26,553 --> 00:18:29,587
- <font color="#ffff00">- Nope.
- - This is the narrowest alley in London.</font>
- 427
- 00:18:29,589 --> 00:18:32,557
- <font color="#ffff00">My mate Hendo, he calls it
- "Fat Man's Squeeze."</font>
- 428
- 00:18:32,559 --> 00:18:35,527
- <font color="#ffff00">- It's pretty cool, though, isn't it?
- - Sure. Why not?</font>
- 429
- 00:18:35,529 --> 00:18:37,261
- <font color="#ffff00">I like hidden places.</font>
- 430
- 00:18:37,263 --> 00:18:38,863
- <font color="#ffff00">Has anyone ever told you
- there's something</font>
- 431
- 00:18:38,865 --> 00:18:41,432
- <font color="#ffff00">slightly serial killer-y
- about you?</font>
- 432
- 00:18:41,434 --> 00:18:43,535
- <font color="#ffff00">No. Come to think of it,
- no one's ever</font>
- 433
- 00:18:43,537 --> 00:18:45,235
- <font color="#ffff00">- said that to me before.
- - Ah.</font>
- 434
- 00:18:45,237 --> 00:18:47,072
- <font color="#ffff00">Never more than once, anyway.</font>
- 435
- 00:18:49,876 --> 00:18:52,443
- <font color="#ffff00">Why are you always
- dancing about?</font>
- 436
- 00:18:52,445 --> 00:18:53,547
- <font color="#ffff00">Look up.</font>
- 437
- 00:18:54,648 --> 00:18:56,346
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh, wow.</font>
- 438
- 00:18:56,348 --> 00:18:58,650
- <font color="#ffff00">- Are they mice?
- - Yeah, I think so.</font>
- 439
- 00:18:58,652 --> 00:19:01,151
- <font color="#ffff00">There must be a story
- attached to them.</font>
- 440
- 00:19:01,153 --> 00:19:03,153
- <font color="#ffff00">I'll have to find out one day.</font>
- 441
- 00:19:03,155 --> 00:19:06,390
- <font color="#ffff00">- Yeah. I mean, it's very...
- - Come on.</font>
- 442
- 00:19:06,392 --> 00:19:08,459
- <font color="#ffff00">You are so strange.</font>
- 443
- 00:19:08,461 --> 00:19:11,096
- <font color="#ffff00">- You're so weird.
- - Keep looking up.</font>
- 444
- 00:19:12,264 --> 00:19:13,631
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh! Ow.</font>
- 445
- 00:19:13,633 --> 00:19:15,733
- <font color="#ffff00">- You okay?
- - No!</font>
- 446
- 00:19:15,735 --> 00:19:19,136
- <font color="#ffff00">Just my luck, I face-plant
- into a pile of rubbish</font>
- 447
- 00:19:19,138 --> 00:19:21,138
- <font color="#ffff00">because I wasn't looking
- where I was going</font>
- 448
- 00:19:21,140 --> 00:19:22,306
- <font color="#ffff00">like a bloody normal person.</font>
- 449
- 00:19:22,308 --> 00:19:23,575
- <font color="#ffff00">Well, you're not
- used to looking up.</font>
- 450
- 00:19:23,577 --> 00:19:25,342
- <font color="#ffff00">Or smelling like a bin.</font>
- 451
- 00:19:25,344 --> 00:19:28,412
- <font color="#ffff00">- Seen this?
- - Seen what?</font>
- 452
- 00:19:28,414 --> 00:19:30,515
- <font color="#ffff00">- Oh, my God.
- - Yeah.</font>
- 453
- 00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:32,215
- <font color="#ffff00">I've walked down this street
- so many times.</font>
- 454
- 00:19:32,217 --> 00:19:33,551
- <font color="#ffff00">I've never seen that before.</font>
- 455
- 00:19:33,553 --> 00:19:35,655
- <font color="#ffff00">Like I say. Follow me.</font>
- 456
- 00:19:36,756 --> 00:19:38,355
- <font color="#ffff00">Ooh.</font>
- 457
- 00:19:59,946 --> 00:20:01,514
- <font color="#ffff00">This is cool.</font>
- 458
- 00:20:02,749 --> 00:20:04,649
- <font color="#ffff00">Welcome to my secret
- little garden.</font>
- 459
- 00:20:04,651 --> 00:20:07,184
- <font color="#ffff00">I had no idea this existed.</font>
- 460
- 00:20:07,186 --> 00:20:08,555
- <font color="#ffff00">Not many people do.</font>
- 461
- 00:20:11,423 --> 00:20:13,625
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh. Have a look over there.</font>
- 462
- 00:20:13,627 --> 00:20:14,726
- <font color="#ffff00">- It's Gideon.
- - Yes.</font>
- 463
- 00:20:14,728 --> 00:20:16,293
- <font color="#ffff00">He's recently divorced.</font>
- 464
- 00:20:16,295 --> 00:20:19,497
- <font color="#ffff00">- Oh.
- - He owes £748 in child support.</font>
- 465
- 00:20:19,499 --> 00:20:21,733
- <font color="#ffff00">How do you know?</font>
- 466
- 00:20:21,735 --> 00:20:23,568
- <font color="#ffff00">I heard him have a very loud
- phone conversation</font>
- 467
- 00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:24,702
- <font color="#ffff00">right behind that shrub.</font>
- 468
- 00:20:24,704 --> 00:20:27,438
- <font color="#ffff00">Well, he probably thought
- no one could hear him.</font>
- 469
- 00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:30,975
- <font color="#ffff00">- Oh, and that's Geoff, a Mafia don.
- - Really?</font>
- 470
- 00:20:30,977 --> 00:20:33,478
- <font color="#ffff00">No. He works at Burger King.</font>
- 471
- 00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:36,547
- <font color="#ffff00">He's also a vegan,
- so very conflicted.</font>
- 472
- 00:20:36,549 --> 00:20:38,382
- <font color="#ffff00">Who's she?</font>
- 473
- 00:20:38,384 --> 00:20:39,550
- <font color="#ffff00">That's Ursula.</font>
- 474
- 00:20:39,552 --> 00:20:41,452
- <font color="#ffff00">She lives in the flats
- around the back.</font>
- 475
- 00:20:41,454 --> 00:20:43,788
- <font color="#ffff00">She runs a brothel
- down in Bethnal Green.</font>
- 476
- 00:20:43,790 --> 00:20:46,691
- <font color="#ffff00">Now, some of the girls,
- they used to come, take a seat,</font>
- 477
- 00:20:46,693 --> 00:20:49,560
- <font color="#ffff00">just have a chat,
- and then go back to work.</font>
- 478
- 00:20:49,562 --> 00:20:51,629
- <font color="#ffff00">Do you think
- she was giving them tips?</font>
- 479
- 00:20:51,631 --> 00:20:52,997
- <font color="#ffff00">No.</font>
- 480
- 00:20:52,999 --> 00:20:55,733
- <font color="#ffff00">More like a bit of support.</font>
- 481
- 00:20:55,735 --> 00:20:57,435
- <font color="#ffff00">I want to talk to her.</font>
- 482
- 00:20:57,437 --> 00:20:59,704
- <font color="#ffff00">No, you can't do that.
- No, no, no, no, no.</font>
- 483
- 00:20:59,706 --> 00:21:01,472
- <font color="#ffff00">Everyone keeps
- everyone's secrets around here.</font>
- 484
- 00:21:01,474 --> 00:21:03,273
- <font color="#ffff00">It's like an unspoken rule.</font>
- 485
- 00:21:03,275 --> 00:21:05,677
- <font color="#ffff00">Well, you just told me
- Gideon's.</font>
- 486
- 00:21:05,679 --> 00:21:07,413
- <font color="#ffff00">Fair point.</font>
- 487
- 00:21:08,515 --> 00:21:10,382
- <font color="#ffff00">You're one of us now.</font>
- 488
- 00:21:17,423 --> 00:21:19,289
- <font color="#ffff00">So, when's your next audition?</font>
- 489
- 00:21:19,291 --> 00:21:20,491
- <font color="#ffff00">Saturday.</font>
- 490
- 00:21:20,493 --> 00:21:22,560
- <font color="#ffff00">- It's for <i>Frozen.</i>
- - What's that?</font>
- 491
- 00:21:22,562 --> 00:21:25,295
- <font color="#ffff00">You...
- You really don't know?</font>
- 492
- 00:21:25,297 --> 00:21:27,264
- <font color="#ffff00">- No, really.
- - Okay. It's a film...</font>
- 493
- 00:21:27,266 --> 00:21:29,467
- <font color="#ffff00">about two sisters
- who used to get on really well,</font>
- 494
- 00:21:29,469 --> 00:21:30,835
- <font color="#ffff00">and then don't</font>
- 495
- 00:21:30,837 --> 00:21:35,305
- <font color="#ffff00">because one of them
- has a problem with ice.</font>
- 496
- 00:21:35,307 --> 00:21:37,374
- <font color="#ffff00">And the production is...
- on ice!</font>
- 497
- 00:21:37,376 --> 00:21:39,877
- <font color="#ffff00">Huh. So, you can skate
- as well as sing?</font>
- 498
- 00:21:39,879 --> 00:21:41,879
- <font color="#ffff00">- No.
- - You can't skate?</font>
- 499
- 00:21:41,881 --> 00:21:43,815
- <font color="#ffff00">Never tried it.
- I'm gonna wing it.</font>
- 500
- 00:21:43,817 --> 00:21:45,483
- <font color="#ffff00">It'll be cool.</font>
- 501
- 00:21:45,485 --> 00:21:47,051
- <font color="#ffff00">I really enjoyed
- our walk today.</font>
- 502
- 00:21:47,053 --> 00:21:48,351
- <font color="#ffff00">Ditto.</font>
- 503
- 00:21:48,353 --> 00:21:50,054
- <font color="#ffff00">Would you like to...</font>
- 504
- 00:21:50,056 --> 00:21:51,689
- <font color="#ffff00">repeat the experience?</font>
- 505
- 00:21:51,691 --> 00:21:53,524
- <font color="#ffff00">Would you like
- to give me your number?</font>
- 506
- 00:21:53,526 --> 00:21:54,759
- <font color="#ffff00">I don't have a phone.</font>
- 507
- 00:21:54,761 --> 00:21:56,561
- <font color="#ffff00">What?</font>
- 508
- 00:21:56,563 --> 00:21:58,896
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh, my God,
- I was just beginning to think</font>
- 509
- 00:21:58,898 --> 00:22:00,798
- <font color="#ffff00">you're not as weird
- as you look. Uh...</font>
- 510
- 00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:03,300
- <font color="#ffff00">Before you throw me in the bin
- with the rest</font>
- 511
- 00:22:03,302 --> 00:22:04,769
- <font color="#ffff00">of your battered conquests,
- it's...</font>
- 512
- 00:22:04,771 --> 00:22:07,472
- <font color="#ffff00">not completely true.
- I do have a phone.</font>
- 513
- 00:22:07,474 --> 00:22:09,774
- <font color="#ffff00">- It's just locked in a cupboard.
- - Why?</font>
- 514
- 00:22:09,776 --> 00:22:12,477
- <font color="#ffff00">Well, I got so tired
- of staring at my hand all day.</font>
- 515
- 00:22:12,479 --> 00:22:13,410
- <font color="#ffff00">I mean, you should try it.</font>
- 516
- 00:22:13,412 --> 00:22:14,846
- <font color="#ffff00">That's like saying
- you should try death.</font>
- 517
- 00:22:14,848 --> 00:22:16,514
- <font color="#ffff00">I think somebody really</font>
- 518
- 00:22:16,516 --> 00:22:17,815
- <font color="#ffff00">- wants to get hold of you.
- - Yeah, no, I know.</font>
- 519
- 00:22:17,817 --> 00:22:18,916
- <font color="#ffff00">Someone really isn't
- gonna get the chance.</font>
- 520
- 00:22:18,918 --> 00:22:21,486
- <font color="#ffff00">- ♪ She drives me crazy... ♪
- - No.</font>
- 521
- 00:22:21,488 --> 00:22:23,420
- <font color="#ffff00">Ditch that.</font>
- 522
- 00:22:23,422 --> 00:22:25,556
- <font color="#ffff00">All of your stresses
- will just melt away.</font>
- 523
- 00:22:25,558 --> 00:22:27,658
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh, but I just like stress.</font>
- 524
- 00:22:27,660 --> 00:22:28,793
- <font color="#ffff00">Oi.</font>
- 525
- 00:22:28,795 --> 00:22:30,393
- <font color="#ffff00">You getting on?</font>
- 526
- 00:22:30,395 --> 00:22:32,395
- <font color="#ffff00">- Yeah.
- - Your chariot awaits.</font>
- 527
- 00:22:32,397 --> 00:22:34,364
- <font color="#ffff00">Indeed.</font>
- 528
- 00:22:34,366 --> 00:22:36,534
- <font color="#ffff00">I'll see you at the store.</font>
- 529
- 00:22:36,536 --> 00:22:38,569
- <font color="#ffff00">- Okay.
- - And don't forget... look up.</font>
- 530
- 00:22:38,571 --> 00:22:40,440
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh, for God's sake,
- shut up, will you?</font>
- 531
- 00:23:08,868 --> 00:23:12,436
- <font color="#ffff00">- Hi. Hey.
- - Hi. Thank you so much.</font>
- 532
- 00:23:12,438 --> 00:23:13,905
- <font color="#ffff00">- Thank you so much. Thank you so much.
- - It's okay. It's okay.</font>
- 533
- 00:23:13,907 --> 00:23:16,841
- <font color="#ffff00">And your suite, madame.</font>
- 534
- 00:23:16,843 --> 00:23:18,776
- <font color="#ffff00">Ta-da!</font>
- 535
- 00:23:18,778 --> 00:23:21,445
- <font color="#ffff00">You called, uh,
- just before we got the crib up,</font>
- 536
- 00:23:21,447 --> 00:23:23,614
- <font color="#ffff00">- so there was still room. Yeah.
- - Yeah.</font>
- 537
- 00:23:23,616 --> 00:23:27,485
- <font color="#ffff00">This is gonna be so good
- for my sex life.</font>
- 538
- 00:23:34,694 --> 00:23:36,427
- <font color="#ffff00">Mm...</font>
- 539
- 00:23:36,429 --> 00:23:37,628
- <font color="#ffff00">Hey, Ruf.</font>
- 540
- 00:23:37,630 --> 00:23:38,563
- <font color="#ffff00">- Hey, Kate.
- - Thanks for this.</font>
- 541
- 00:23:38,565 --> 00:23:40,631
- <font color="#ffff00">- Holding up?
- - Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.</font>
- 542
- 00:23:40,633 --> 00:23:42,633
- <font color="#ffff00">- Fine. Totally fine.
- - How's it all been?</font>
- 543
- 00:23:42,635 --> 00:23:43,868
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ She drives me crazy... ♪</font>
- 544
- 00:23:43,870 --> 00:23:45,703
- <font color="#ffff00">Reentry and all that.
- How's Santa?</font>
- 545
- 00:23:45,705 --> 00:23:47,438
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh, you know, fine.</font>
- 546
- 00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:50,174
- <font color="#ffff00">Her usual, curt, Asian self.</font>
- 547
- 00:23:50,176 --> 00:23:52,643
- <font color="#ffff00">I thought you might have
- decided to move on.</font>
- 548
- 00:23:52,645 --> 00:23:53,978
- <font color="#ffff00">No, no.</font>
- 549
- 00:23:53,980 --> 00:23:55,746
- <font color="#ffff00">What, with something
- that started as a Saturday job?</font>
- 550
- 00:23:55,748 --> 00:23:58,015
- <font color="#ffff00">Yeah. Comfy where I am.</font>
- 551
- 00:23:58,017 --> 00:24:00,618
- <font color="#ffff00">And, um,
- uh, what about your folks</font>
- 552
- 00:24:00,620 --> 00:24:01,953
- <font color="#ffff00">and mad Marta?</font>
- 553
- 00:24:01,955 --> 00:24:04,589
- <font color="#ffff00">- With her law firm and her briefcase.
- - Ah.</font>
- 554
- 00:24:04,591 --> 00:24:06,591
- <font color="#ffff00">I stay out
- of contact with the crazies.</font>
- 555
- 00:24:06,593 --> 00:24:07,425
- <font color="#ffff00">Um, you know,</font>
- 556
- 00:24:07,427 --> 00:24:08,759
- <font color="#ffff00">just to give myself
- a bit of space.</font>
- 557
- 00:24:08,761 --> 00:24:09,994
- <font color="#ffff00">Are the doctors
- keeping in touch?</font>
- 558
- 00:24:09,996 --> 00:24:12,763
- <font color="#ffff00">How about being pregnant? Huh?</font>
- 559
- 00:24:12,765 --> 00:24:13,798
- <font color="#ffff00">For crying out loud,
- how's that?</font>
- 560
- 00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:15,867
- <font color="#ffff00">It is a total
- conspiracy, is what it is.</font>
- 561
- 00:24:15,869 --> 00:24:17,702
- <font color="#ffff00">- Yeah?
- - Yeah, they lie to you about pregnancy.</font>
- 562
- 00:24:17,704 --> 00:24:18,936
- <font color="#ffff00">You know the whole glowing,</font>
- 563
- 00:24:18,938 --> 00:24:20,638
- <font color="#ffff00">mother-to-be image
- you see in the ads?</font>
- 564
- 00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:21,772
- <font color="#ffff00">- Yeah.
- - It's just bollocks.</font>
- 565
- 00:24:21,774 --> 00:24:23,608
- <font color="#ffff00">You know, genuine bollocks.</font>
- 566
- 00:24:23,610 --> 00:24:25,843
- <font color="#ffff00">It's just
- a nine-month-long trauma</font>
- 567
- 00:24:25,845 --> 00:24:27,912
- <font color="#ffff00">- spent piddling into cups...
- - Of course it is.</font>
- 568
- 00:24:27,914 --> 00:24:30,848
- <font color="#ffff00">...being poked up the vag
- by strangers with cold hands,</font>
- 569
- 00:24:30,850 --> 00:24:32,884
- <font color="#ffff00">and, you know, if men
- had to do this shit,</font>
- 570
- 00:24:32,886 --> 00:24:34,619
- <font color="#ffff00">we would have
- contraceptive beer.</font>
- 571
- 00:24:34,621 --> 00:24:35,987
- <font color="#ffff00">You know, actually,
- if men had to do it,</font>
- 572
- 00:24:35,989 --> 00:24:37,521
- <font color="#ffff00">the human race
- would just die out.</font>
- 573
- 00:24:37,523 --> 00:24:38,823
- <font color="#ffff00">- Sh...
- - No, Ruf.</font>
- 574
- 00:24:38,825 --> 00:24:40,858
- <font color="#ffff00">I know you know all this,
- and I know you're fed up</font>
- 575
- 00:24:40,860 --> 00:24:41,926
- <font color="#ffff00">with feminism
- in general, but...</font>
- 576
- 00:24:41,928 --> 00:24:43,461
- <font color="#ffff00">I'm not fed up with feminism.</font>
- 577
- 00:24:43,463 --> 00:24:46,063
- <font color="#ffff00">No, I mean,
- she's not listening.</font>
- 578
- 00:24:49,969 --> 00:24:51,771
- <font color="#ffff00">That's not right.</font>
- 579
- 00:24:53,239 --> 00:24:54,839
- <font color="#ffff00">This is a fish knife.</font>
- 580
- 00:24:54,841 --> 00:24:57,074
- <font color="#ffff00">I'm trying to cut a passion
- fruit with a fish knife.</font>
- 581
- 00:24:57,076 --> 00:24:58,576
- <font color="#ffff00">If anyone can do it, you can.</font>
- 582
- 00:24:58,578 --> 00:24:59,710
- <font color="#ffff00">It's your fault.</font>
- 583
- 00:24:59,712 --> 00:25:00,811
- <font color="#ffff00">You did this.</font>
- 584
- 00:25:00,813 --> 00:25:03,648
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Wake me up before you go-go ♪</font>
- 585
- 00:25:03,650 --> 00:25:06,651
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Don't leave me hanging on
- like a yo-yo ♪</font>
- 586
- 00:25:06,653 --> 00:25:08,886
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Wake me up... ♪</font>
- 587
- 00:25:08,888 --> 00:25:11,923
- <font color="#ffff00">Wha...
- Hey, Sleeping Beauty.</font>
- 588
- 00:25:11,925 --> 00:25:13,824
- <font color="#ffff00">- Hi.
- - Come and grab some food.</font>
- 589
- 00:25:13,826 --> 00:25:15,092
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh, yeah.</font>
- 590
- 00:25:16,663 --> 00:25:17,728
- <font color="#ffff00">Good sleeping.</font>
- 591
- 00:25:17,730 --> 00:25:20,031
- <font color="#ffff00">Anyone up for a,
- you know, pizza?</font>
- 592
- 00:25:20,033 --> 00:25:21,699
- <font color="#ffff00">Bottle of Rioja?</font>
- 593
- 00:25:21,701 --> 00:25:22,733
- <font color="#ffff00">Mm. Celiac.</font>
- 594
- 00:25:22,735 --> 00:25:24,568
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh, yeah. I forgot.</font>
- 595
- 00:25:24,570 --> 00:25:27,939
- <font color="#ffff00">And preggers, so we ain't
- drinking, either, party girl.</font>
- 596
- 00:25:27,941 --> 00:25:30,608
- <font color="#ffff00">Okay. Well, I'm off out.</font>
- 597
- 00:25:30,610 --> 00:25:32,576
- <font color="#ffff00">Okay. I'll see you later.</font>
- 598
- 00:25:32,578 --> 00:25:34,679
- <font color="#ffff00">I won't be too late.
- I promise.</font>
- 599
- 00:25:34,681 --> 00:25:36,849
- <font color="#ffff00">Yeah, all right. Peace out.</font>
- 600
- 00:25:38,551 --> 00:25:40,751
- <font color="#ffff00">Don't.</font>
- 601
- 00:25:40,753 --> 00:25:42,520
- <font color="#ffff00">She's my oldest friend.</font>
- 602
- 00:25:42,522 --> 00:25:43,621
- <font color="#ffff00">I know it seems like she's...</font>
- 603
- 00:25:43,623 --> 00:25:44,889
- <font color="#ffff00">The most selfish woman
- in the world?</font>
- 604
- 00:25:44,891 --> 00:25:46,090
- <font color="#ffff00">Oof. Harsh.</font>
- 605
- 00:25:46,092 --> 00:25:47,725
- <font color="#ffff00">She's been ill.</font>
- 606
- 00:25:47,727 --> 00:25:49,727
- <font color="#ffff00">I'm over the galleon,
- but one more thing,</font>
- 607
- 00:25:49,729 --> 00:25:51,295
- <font color="#ffff00">and my legendary patience
- will crumble.</font>
- 608
- 00:25:51,297 --> 00:25:53,764
- <font color="#ffff00">Don't bring that up.
- She burned her eyebrows off.</font>
- 609
- 00:25:53,766 --> 00:25:56,133
- <font color="#ffff00">Her eyebrows will grow back.
- You know what won't grow back?</font>
- 610
- 00:25:57,603 --> 00:25:59,303
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh, my...</font>
- 611
- 00:25:59,305 --> 00:26:00,604
- <font color="#ffff00">My matchstick galleon.</font>
- 612
- 00:26:00,606 --> 00:26:02,306
- <font color="#ffff00">No, I agree.
- One, and she's out.</font>
- 613
- 00:26:02,308 --> 00:26:03,841
- <font color="#ffff00"><i>Wakey, wakey, London.</i></font>
- 614
- 00:26:03,843 --> 00:26:05,543
- <font color="#ffff00"><i>Here's something
- to start your day.</i></font>
- 615
- 00:26:17,623 --> 00:26:18,990
- <font color="#ffff00">- <i>Mm, ma chérie.</i>
- - No!</font>
- 616
- 00:26:18,992 --> 00:26:20,324
- <font color="#ffff00">Not again! Stop. Shh.</font>
- 617
- 00:26:20,326 --> 00:26:21,926
- <font color="#ffff00">Okay. Thank you.</font>
- 618
- 00:26:21,928 --> 00:26:23,627
- <font color="#ffff00">You take me for
- the full English now?</font>
- 619
- 00:26:23,629 --> 00:26:25,129
- <font color="#ffff00">No, mate. You had
- the full English last night.</font>
- 620
- 00:26:25,131 --> 00:26:26,697
- <font color="#ffff00"><i>Sortez.</i></font>
- 621
- 00:26:27,867 --> 00:26:29,133
- <font color="#ffff00">Hi.</font>
- 622
- 00:26:29,135 --> 00:26:31,635
- <font color="#ffff00">Morning. Hello.</font>
- 623
- 00:26:31,637 --> 00:26:32,803
- <font color="#ffff00">Happy? A good morning.</font>
- 624
- 00:26:32,805 --> 00:26:34,171
- <font color="#ffff00">It's brilliant.
- It's lovely, isn't it?</font>
- 625
- 00:26:34,173 --> 00:26:36,173
- <font color="#ffff00">Well, someone looks not rested.</font>
- 626
- 00:26:36,175 --> 00:26:38,142
- <font color="#ffff00">What? Me? No, fine.
- Totally fine.</font>
- 627
- 00:26:38,144 --> 00:26:39,810
- <font color="#ffff00">Able to leap sofas
- in a single bound...</font>
- 628
- 00:26:39,812 --> 00:26:43,014
- <font color="#ffff00">- No, no!
- - Oh, my God! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.</font>
- 629
- 00:27:06,773 --> 00:27:08,372
- <font color="#ffff00">Just gonna
- write this out for you.</font>
- 630
- 00:27:08,374 --> 00:27:10,775
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh, they've had a
- right go in here, haven't they?</font>
- 631
- 00:27:10,777 --> 00:27:11,742
- <font color="#ffff00">- Oh, God.
- - Probably just kids.</font>
- 632
- 00:27:11,744 --> 00:27:13,644
- <font color="#ffff00">- Yeah, I reckon it's just kids.
- - Just kids.</font>
- 633
- 00:27:13,646 --> 00:27:15,646
- <font color="#ffff00">- Yeah.
- - Like, yeah, I just said.</font>
- 634
- 00:27:15,648 --> 00:27:17,114
- <font color="#ffff00">This is your crime number.
- You'll need it for insurance.</font>
- 635
- 00:27:17,116 --> 00:27:18,115
- <font color="#ffff00">- Thank you.
- - What happened?</font>
- 636
- 00:27:18,117 --> 00:27:19,650
- <font color="#ffff00">Break-in, I'm afraid.</font>
- 637
- 00:27:19,652 --> 00:27:21,719
- <font color="#ffff00">Very common this time of year.</font>
- 638
- 00:27:21,721 --> 00:27:23,621
- <font color="#ffff00">- Place like this is a prime target.
- - Mm.</font>
- 639
- 00:27:23,623 --> 00:27:24,822
- <font color="#ffff00">Lovely, it is.</font>
- 640
- 00:27:24,824 --> 00:27:26,092
- <font color="#ffff00">Is that a crocodile
- with pompoms?</font>
- 641
- 00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:28,959
- <font color="#ffff00">Yes.</font>
- 642
- 00:27:28,961 --> 00:27:30,961
- <font color="#ffff00">And, uh, who... who's this?</font>
- 643
- 00:27:30,963 --> 00:27:33,764
- <font color="#ffff00">This is my employee.
- She locked up last night,</font>
- 644
- 00:27:33,766 --> 00:27:35,768
- <font color="#ffff00">so please ask her
- if she saw anything.</font>
- 645
- 00:27:37,804 --> 00:27:40,004
- <font color="#ffff00">Nothing out of the ordinary.</font>
- 646
- 00:27:40,006 --> 00:27:41,238
- <font color="#ffff00">Are you writing that down?</font>
- 647
- 00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:42,873
- <font color="#ffff00">I am.
- How do you spell "ordinary"?</font>
- 648
- 00:27:42,875 --> 00:27:43,774
- <font color="#ffff00">Well, we're done here.</font>
- 649
- 00:27:43,776 --> 00:27:45,776
- <font color="#ffff00">We'll be in touch
- if we hear anything.</font>
- 650
- 00:27:45,778 --> 00:27:47,078
- <font color="#ffff00">Mm, pity.
- It's a lovely place.</font>
- 651
- 00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:49,814
- <font color="#ffff00">- It is. I love Christmas.
- - No, you don't.</font>
- 652
- 00:27:49,816 --> 00:27:51,015
- <font color="#ffff00">You make
- "have a merry Christmas"</font>
- 653
- 00:27:51,017 --> 00:27:52,183
- <font color="#ffff00">sound like a death threat.</font>
- 654
- 00:27:52,185 --> 00:27:53,651
- <font color="#ffff00">What are you talking about?</font>
- 655
- 00:27:53,653 --> 00:27:54,952
- <font color="#ffff00">Merry Christmas.</font>
- 656
- 00:27:54,954 --> 00:27:55,953
- <font color="#ffff00">Have yourself
- a merry Christmas, yeah?</font>
- 657
- 00:27:55,955 --> 00:27:57,988
- <font color="#ffff00">- You see? You just did it.
- - What do you mean,</font>
- 658
- 00:27:57,990 --> 00:27:59,256
- <font color="#ffff00">- I just did it?
- - You just did it.</font>
- 659
- 00:27:59,258 --> 00:28:00,991
- <font color="#ffff00">Let me get my phone out.
- I'll record you,</font>
- 660
- 00:28:00,993 --> 00:28:02,660
- <font color="#ffff00">and you'll realize
- you sound like Jason Statham.</font>
- 661
- 00:28:02,662 --> 00:28:03,727
- <font color="#ffff00">Well, that's a good thing,</font>
- 662
- 00:28:03,729 --> 00:28:04,695
- <font color="#ffff00">'cause I love Jason Statham,</font>
- 663
- 00:28:04,697 --> 00:28:06,097
- <font color="#ffff00">- so that's not even an insult.
- - Santa, I...</font>
- 664
- 00:28:06,099 --> 00:28:07,731
- <font color="#ffff00">- Don't talk to me.
- - But, listen, I...</font>
- 665
- 00:28:07,733 --> 00:28:09,200
- <font color="#ffff00">I said, "Don't talk to me."</font>
- 666
- 00:28:09,202 --> 00:28:11,135
- <font color="#ffff00">You forgot to lock up.</font>
- 667
- 00:28:11,137 --> 00:28:12,803
- <font color="#ffff00">Don't deny it.</font>
- 668
- 00:28:12,805 --> 00:28:14,740
- <font color="#ffff00">Well, I can pay you back.</font>
- 669
- 00:28:17,677 --> 00:28:20,711
- <font color="#ffff00">Now, you listen to me
- and you listen good.</font>
- 670
- 00:28:20,713 --> 00:28:23,047
- <font color="#ffff00">You were great at your job
- when you started.</font>
- 671
- 00:28:23,049 --> 00:28:25,749
- <font color="#ffff00">That's why I took you on
- full-time.</font>
- 672
- 00:28:25,751 --> 00:28:26,984
- <font color="#ffff00">You've got a way with people,</font>
- 673
- 00:28:26,986 --> 00:28:30,154
- <font color="#ffff00">and I felt so lucky
- to have you.</font>
- 674
- 00:28:30,156 --> 00:28:31,722
- <font color="#ffff00">Thanks.</font>
- 675
- 00:28:31,724 --> 00:28:33,891
- <font color="#ffff00">But I don't feel lucky anymore.</font>
- 676
- 00:28:33,893 --> 00:28:37,061
- <font color="#ffff00">Since you came back,
- you started losing your shit.</font>
- 677
- 00:28:37,063 --> 00:28:39,832
- <font color="#ffff00">It's like you don't care
- about anything.</font>
- 678
- 00:28:40,900 --> 00:28:44,835
- <font color="#ffff00">So, now, you care about this.</font>
- 679
- 00:28:44,837 --> 00:28:46,904
- <font color="#ffff00">I had to smash my own window</font>
- 680
- 00:28:46,906 --> 00:28:48,305
- <font color="#ffff00">to make it look
- like a break-in.</font>
- 681
- 00:28:48,307 --> 00:28:50,307
- <font color="#ffff00">Otherwise,
- I wouldn't get the insurance.</font>
- 682
- 00:28:51,978 --> 00:28:55,715
- <font color="#ffff00">You turned me into someone
- who broke the law.</font>
- 683
- 00:28:59,285 --> 00:29:02,487
- <font color="#ffff00">I can't believe I'm even
- giving you another chance,</font>
- 684
- 00:29:02,489 --> 00:29:04,023
- <font color="#ffff00">but I am because...</font>
- 685
- 00:29:05,158 --> 00:29:07,124
- <font color="#ffff00">- I am a good person.
- - Yeah.</font>
- 686
- 00:29:07,126 --> 00:29:10,196
- <font color="#ffff00">But one more thing,
- and you're out.</font>
- 687
- 00:29:11,931 --> 00:29:16,333
- <font color="#ffff00">So clean up your mess,
- you stupid, stupid girl.</font>
- 688
- 00:29:24,944 --> 00:29:27,278
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Joy to the world ♪</font>
- 689
- 00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:29,947
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ The Lord is come ♪</font>
- 690
- 00:29:29,949 --> 00:29:33,851
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Let Earth receive her King ♪</font>
- 691
- 00:29:33,853 --> 00:29:36,353
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Let every heart ♪</font>
- 692
- 00:29:36,355 --> 00:29:39,089
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Prepare him room ♪</font>
- 693
- 00:29:39,091 --> 00:29:42,159
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ And Heaven and nature sing ♪</font>
- 694
- 00:29:42,161 --> 00:29:44,228
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ And Heaven
- and nature sing ♪</font>
- 695
- 00:29:44,230 --> 00:29:47,998
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ And Heaven,
- and Heaven and nature sing... ♪</font>
- 696
- 00:29:54,073 --> 00:29:57,241
- <font color="#ffff00">- Hey.
- - Hey.</font>
- 697
- 00:29:57,243 --> 00:29:59,043
- <font color="#ffff00">Were you coming to see me?</font>
- 698
- 00:29:59,045 --> 00:30:01,245
- <font color="#ffff00">- No.
- - Oh.</font>
- 699
- 00:30:01,247 --> 00:30:02,980
- <font color="#ffff00">Great.</font>
- 700
- 00:30:02,982 --> 00:30:03,981
- <font color="#ffff00">You okay?</font>
- 701
- 00:30:03,983 --> 00:30:05,783
- <font color="#ffff00">Yeah. No, we had a break-in,</font>
- 702
- 00:30:05,785 --> 00:30:07,851
- <font color="#ffff00">- and Santa's taken it really badly.
- - Right.</font>
- 703
- 00:30:07,853 --> 00:30:09,787
- <font color="#ffff00">And I got chucked out
- of my digs this morning,</font>
- 704
- 00:30:09,789 --> 00:30:11,255
- <font color="#ffff00">- so I've got nowhere to stay.
- - Mm.</font>
- 705
- 00:30:11,257 --> 00:30:12,890
- <font color="#ffff00">Anyway, I'm homeless again.</font>
- 706
- 00:30:12,892 --> 00:30:15,392
- <font color="#ffff00">- That bad, huh?
- - Yep.</font>
- 707
- 00:30:15,394 --> 00:30:17,394
- <font color="#ffff00">Okay.</font>
- 708
- 00:30:17,396 --> 00:30:19,230
- <font color="#ffff00">You should come with me, then.</font>
- 709
- 00:30:19,232 --> 00:30:20,864
- <font color="#ffff00">You were so coming to see me.</font>
- 710
- 00:30:20,866 --> 00:30:22,199
- <font color="#ffff00">- Mm-mm.
- - Yep.</font>
- 711
- 00:30:22,201 --> 00:30:23,400
- <font color="#ffff00">- Nope.
- - Yep.</font>
- 712
- 00:30:23,402 --> 00:30:25,035
- <font color="#ffff00">Not in your wildest dreams.</font>
- 713
- 00:30:25,037 --> 00:30:26,571
- <font color="#ffff00">- Uh, yeah.
- - This way.</font>
- 714
- 00:30:26,573 --> 00:30:29,141
- <font color="#ffff00">- Yeah, you were so coming to see me.
- - Uh-uh.</font>
- 715
- 00:30:30,209 --> 00:30:33,077
- <font color="#ffff00">Here we are.</font>
- 716
- 00:30:33,079 --> 00:30:34,945
- <font color="#ffff00">- What is this?
- - Your people.</font>
- 717
- 00:30:34,947 --> 00:30:36,280
- <font color="#ffff00">The homeless.</font>
- 718
- 00:30:36,282 --> 00:30:38,315
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh, Christ.</font>
- 719
- 00:30:38,317 --> 00:30:41,285
- <font color="#ffff00">Well, thanks,
- Bono or Mother Teresa</font>
- 720
- 00:30:41,287 --> 00:30:43,420
- <font color="#ffff00">or whoever wins
- the moral superiority prize.</font>
- 721
- 00:30:43,422 --> 00:30:45,389
- <font color="#ffff00">You're the one who used
- the word "homeless."</font>
- 722
- 00:30:45,391 --> 00:30:47,925
- <font color="#ffff00">I meant I haven't got a place
- to stay that I've chosen.</font>
- 723
- 00:30:47,927 --> 00:30:49,893
- <font color="#ffff00">I choose not to go back
- to my parents' house.</font>
- 724
- 00:30:49,895 --> 00:30:50,995
- <font color="#ffff00">And they live here in London?</font>
- 725
- 00:30:50,997 --> 00:30:53,063
- <font color="#ffff00">Yeah, kinda, sorta.</font>
- 726
- 00:30:53,065 --> 00:30:55,600
- <font color="#ffff00">Christ, if I'm going home,
- I'm gonna need a drink.</font>
- 727
- 00:30:55,602 --> 00:30:58,369
- <font color="#ffff00">How about you leave it and
- you go home alarmingly sober?</font>
- 728
- 00:30:58,371 --> 00:31:00,838
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh, bugger off, person who has
- never met my parents.</font>
- 729
- 00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:01,941
- <font color="#ffff00">Okay.</font>
- 730
- 00:31:03,376 --> 00:31:05,009
- <font color="#ffff00">Where are you going?</font>
- 731
- 00:31:05,011 --> 00:31:06,910
- <font color="#ffff00">I'm going in there.</font>
- 732
- 00:31:06,912 --> 00:31:08,078
- <font color="#ffff00">Well, you're not homeless.</font>
- 733
- 00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:09,346
- <font color="#ffff00">No, I volunteer in here.</font>
- 734
- 00:31:11,618 --> 00:31:13,250
- <font color="#ffff00">Christ, why don't you just get</font>
- 735
- 00:31:13,252 --> 00:31:15,152
- <font color="#ffff00">"saint" tattooed
- on your forehead?</font>
- 736
- 00:31:15,154 --> 00:31:16,287
- <font color="#ffff00">- Oh, boy.
- - This is...</font>
- 737
- 00:31:16,289 --> 00:31:17,955
- <font color="#ffff00">Just can't help it, can you?</font>
- 738
- 00:31:17,957 --> 00:31:19,323
- <font color="#ffff00">What?</font>
- 739
- 00:31:19,325 --> 00:31:20,924
- <font color="#ffff00">Never mind.</font>
- 740
- 00:31:20,926 --> 00:31:22,226
- <font color="#ffff00">Good luck.</font>
- 741
- 00:31:23,929 --> 00:31:26,030
- <font color="#ffff00">- Good night.
- - Ugh.</font>
- 742
- 00:31:30,202 --> 00:31:33,270
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Somebody told me ♪</font>
- 743
- 00:31:34,474 --> 00:31:38,876
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ "Boy, everything she wants
- is everything she sees" ♪</font>
- 744
- 00:31:38,878 --> 00:31:41,646
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ I guess I must have
- loved you ♪</font>
- 745
- 00:31:41,648 --> 00:31:45,883
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Because I said you were
- the perfect girl for me ♪</font>
- 746
- 00:31:45,885 --> 00:31:47,117
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Baby ♪</font>
- 747
- 00:31:47,119 --> 00:31:50,455
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ And now we're
- six months older ♪</font>
- 748
- 00:31:50,457 --> 00:31:53,491
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ And everything you want
- and everything you see ♪</font>
- 749
- 00:31:53,493 --> 00:31:55,493
- <font color="#ffff00">Hi. Yeah, I need a cab.</font>
- 750
- 00:31:55,495 --> 00:31:59,129
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Is out of reach,
- not good enough ♪</font>
- 751
- 00:31:59,131 --> 00:32:04,201
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ I don't know what the hell
- you want from me, oh... ♪</font>
- 752
- 00:32:04,203 --> 00:32:07,938
- <font color="#ffff00">I honestly think she
- preferred it when I was ill.</font>
- 753
- 00:32:07,940 --> 00:32:10,207
- <font color="#ffff00">You know? Like it made her
- more important.</font>
- 754
- 00:32:10,209 --> 00:32:11,476
- <font color="#ffff00">More center stage.</font>
- 755
- 00:32:11,478 --> 00:32:14,011
- <font color="#ffff00">- Hmm.
- - And all she's done, really,</font>
- 756
- 00:32:14,013 --> 00:32:15,279
- <font color="#ffff00">since the operation</font>
- 757
- 00:32:15,281 --> 00:32:18,683
- <font color="#ffff00">is try to interfere
- and control my life.</font>
- 758
- 00:32:18,685 --> 00:32:20,951
- <font color="#ffff00">You know, how do you even know
- if you have a life?</font>
- 759
- 00:32:20,953 --> 00:32:22,219
- <font color="#ffff00">Does anything official arrive
- that tells you?</font>
- 760
- 00:32:22,221 --> 00:32:24,121
- <font color="#ffff00">Like an envelope and something
- that's like, "Dear so-and-so,</font>
- 761
- 00:32:24,123 --> 00:32:26,424
- <font color="#ffff00">you now have a life.
- We wish you'd get on with it."</font>
- 762
- 00:32:26,426 --> 00:32:29,427
- <font color="#ffff00">- Hmm.
- - Oh, everything's just such a mess.</font>
- 763
- 00:32:29,429 --> 00:32:31,929
- <font color="#ffff00">How did I even get here?</font>
- 764
- 00:32:31,931 --> 00:32:33,465
- <font color="#ffff00">Through the tunnel.</font>
- 765
- 00:32:33,467 --> 00:32:35,067
- <font color="#ffff00">Yeah.</font>
- 766
- 00:32:36,302 --> 00:32:38,068
- <font color="#ffff00">Here we are.</font>
- 767
- 00:32:38,070 --> 00:32:40,170
- <font color="#ffff00">Mm. Thanks, Dad.</font>
- 768
- 00:32:40,172 --> 00:32:41,473
- <font color="#ffff00">Mwah.</font>
- 769
- 00:32:41,475 --> 00:32:44,174
- <font color="#ffff00">- You coming in?
- - No, no, no.</font>
- 770
- 00:32:44,176 --> 00:32:45,443
- <font color="#ffff00">Your mother is still up.</font>
- 771
- 00:32:45,445 --> 00:32:48,011
- <font color="#ffff00">I like to wait
- until she's asleep.</font>
- 772
- 00:32:48,013 --> 00:32:49,947
- <font color="#ffff00">She talks less.</font>
- 773
- 00:32:51,718 --> 00:32:54,184
- <font color="#ffff00">Why don't you just
- get a divorce? Huh?</font>
- 774
- 00:32:54,186 --> 00:32:56,086
- <font color="#ffff00">- Mm.
- - Been avoiding each other for years.</font>
- 775
- 00:32:56,088 --> 00:32:59,022
- <font color="#ffff00">No.
- No, divorce is for the rich.</font>
- 776
- 00:32:59,024 --> 00:33:01,158
- <font color="#ffff00">Ah.</font>
- 777
- 00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:03,394
- <font color="#ffff00">Get some rest, Katarina.
- You look done in.</font>
- 778
- 00:33:03,396 --> 00:33:06,065
- <font color="#ffff00">- It's "Kate."
- - Ah.</font>
- 779
- 00:33:07,166 --> 00:33:09,066
- <font color="#ffff00">Don't pick up anyone dodgy.</font>
- 780
- 00:33:09,068 --> 00:33:10,334
- <font color="#ffff00">Yeah.</font>
- 781
- 00:33:10,336 --> 00:33:12,169
- <font color="#ffff00">Love you.</font>
- 782
- 00:33:33,058 --> 00:33:34,528
- <font color="#ffff00">Mum?</font>
- 783
- 00:33:36,362 --> 00:33:39,062
- <font color="#ffff00">Mum, would you let me in?</font>
- 784
- 00:33:39,064 --> 00:33:41,934
- <font color="#ffff00">Mum? Would... Mum!</font>
- 785
- 00:33:43,402 --> 00:33:46,370
- <font color="#ffff00">Nailed it shut. Mental.</font>
- 786
- 00:33:46,372 --> 00:33:49,039
- <font color="#ffff00">KGB! Open up!</font>
- 787
- 00:33:49,041 --> 00:33:51,543
- <font color="#ffff00">- KGB!
- - <i>Ne, ne, ne, ne.</i></font>
- 788
- 00:33:51,545 --> 00:33:53,177
- <font color="#ffff00"><i>Ne, ne, ne, ne.</i> Stop.</font>
- 789
- 00:33:53,179 --> 00:33:55,012
- <font color="#ffff00">Stop. You are very bad girl.</font>
- 790
- 00:33:55,014 --> 00:33:56,313
- <font color="#ffff00">Would you prefer the KGB?</font>
- 791
- 00:33:56,315 --> 00:33:58,248
- <font color="#ffff00">KGB.</font>
- 792
- 00:33:58,250 --> 00:33:59,484
- <font color="#ffff00">You don't make joke about</font>
- 793
- 00:33:59,486 --> 00:34:01,151
- <font color="#ffff00">what you don't understand.</font>
- 794
- 00:34:01,153 --> 00:34:02,620
- <font color="#ffff00">Yeah, well, can I just come in?
- Can I...</font>
- 795
- 00:34:02,622 --> 00:34:04,489
- <font color="#ffff00">- What you done? You look like dead person.
- - Oh, yeah.</font>
- 796
- 00:34:04,491 --> 00:34:05,590
- <font color="#ffff00">Thanks.
- Great parenting. Great.</font>
- 797
- 00:34:05,592 --> 00:34:07,559
- <font color="#ffff00">- Why don't you do it inside?
- - Why don't you ring me?</font>
- 798
- 00:34:07,561 --> 00:34:08,560
- <font color="#ffff00">You have phone.</font>
- 799
- 00:34:08,562 --> 00:34:09,359
- <font color="#ffff00">Uh, it-it's broken.</font>
- 800
- 00:34:11,197 --> 00:34:15,232
- <font color="#ffff00">Why you not ring me
- when I worry about you?!</font>
- 801
- 00:34:15,234 --> 00:34:17,334
- <font color="#ffff00">Not to hear nothing.</font>
- 802
- 00:34:17,336 --> 00:34:19,471
- <font color="#ffff00">No call, no Twitter,</font>
- 803
- 00:34:19,473 --> 00:34:23,106
- <font color="#ffff00">no Snap... chat shot.</font>
- 804
- 00:34:23,108 --> 00:34:25,142
- <font color="#ffff00">I think she's dead,
- she's had lapse,</font>
- 805
- 00:34:25,144 --> 00:34:26,410
- <font color="#ffff00">she's never coming home,</font>
- 806
- 00:34:26,412 --> 00:34:29,379
- <font color="#ffff00">like her father
- who is never here.</font>
- 807
- 00:34:29,381 --> 00:34:32,282
- <font color="#ffff00">My life is hell, Katarina.</font>
- 808
- 00:34:32,284 --> 00:34:34,084
- <font color="#ffff00">It's "Kate." It's "Kate."</font>
- 809
- 00:34:34,086 --> 00:34:35,487
- <font color="#ffff00">"Kate" is not a name.</font>
- 810
- 00:34:35,489 --> 00:34:37,387
- <font color="#ffff00">"Katarina" is name.</font>
- 811
- 00:34:37,389 --> 00:34:39,189
- <font color="#ffff00">Katarina.</font>
- 812
- 00:34:39,191 --> 00:34:41,291
- <font color="#ffff00">Cat is animal.</font>
- 813
- 00:34:41,293 --> 00:34:42,560
- <font color="#ffff00">Cat, dog.</font>
- 814
- 00:34:42,562 --> 00:34:45,128
- <font color="#ffff00">What I call Marta? Dog.
- I call you cat.</font>
- 815
- 00:34:45,130 --> 00:34:46,363
- <font color="#ffff00">Meow.</font>
- 816
- 00:34:46,365 --> 00:34:48,633
- <font color="#ffff00">Yeah, no, great,
- but can I get some sleep?</font>
- 817
- 00:34:48,635 --> 00:34:50,468
- <font color="#ffff00">One of us should sleep.</font>
- 818
- 00:34:50,470 --> 00:34:52,537
- <font color="#ffff00">I don't sleep.</font>
- 819
- 00:34:52,539 --> 00:34:54,137
- <font color="#ffff00">- Yeah.
- - This is very...</font>
- 820
- 00:34:54,139 --> 00:34:55,840
- <font color="#ffff00">- This is naughty.
- - Yeah.</font>
- 821
- 00:34:55,842 --> 00:34:59,109
- <font color="#ffff00">Mum!
- Can I please just go to sleep?</font>
- 822
- 00:34:59,111 --> 00:35:01,144
- <font color="#ffff00">Yes, you sleep.
- We talk morning.</font>
- 823
- 00:35:01,146 --> 00:35:03,146
- <font color="#ffff00">- You are clean, hmm?
- - This... Yeah, yeah, um...</font>
- 824
- 00:35:03,148 --> 00:35:05,148
- <font color="#ffff00">- Pillow. Pillow.
- - Okay. Um, yeah, it's a pillow.</font>
- 825
- 00:35:05,150 --> 00:35:06,484
- <font color="#ffff00">- Head. Sleep.
- - Yeah, I am gonna...</font>
- 826
- 00:35:06,486 --> 00:35:07,585
- <font color="#ffff00">I'm good.</font>
- 827
- 00:35:07,587 --> 00:35:09,419
- <font color="#ffff00">- Hmm.
- - Yeah, okay.</font>
- 828
- 00:35:09,421 --> 00:35:11,321
- <font color="#ffff00">Okay.</font>
- 829
- 00:35:11,323 --> 00:35:14,026
- <font color="#ffff00">- Good night.
- - Naughty.</font>
- 830
- 00:35:18,532 --> 00:35:20,467
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh, God.</font>
- 831
- 00:35:22,569 --> 00:35:24,435
- <font color="#ffff00">Mm.</font>
- 832
- 00:35:24,437 --> 00:35:26,638
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Spavaj ♪</font>
- 833
- 00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:31,308
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Dete, spavaj ♪</font>
- 834
- 00:35:31,310 --> 00:35:34,311
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Poljubac ♪</font>
- 835
- 00:35:34,313 --> 00:35:39,182
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Na kraju ♪</font>
- 836
- 00:35:39,184 --> 00:35:43,721
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Detko moze ♪</font>
- 837
- 00:35:43,723 --> 00:35:48,158
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Snivat... ♪</font>
- 838
- 00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:50,160
- <font color="#ffff00"><i>So, uh, tell me about the diet.</i></font>
- 839
- 00:35:50,162 --> 00:35:51,529
- <font color="#ffff00">- Keeping up with the fruit and veg?
- - Yeah, fine.</font>
- 840
- 00:35:51,531 --> 00:35:54,231
- <font color="#ffff00">She's eating rubbish
- when she is outside.</font>
- 841
- 00:35:54,233 --> 00:35:57,502
- <font color="#ffff00">When she's at home, she's
- eating my food, and it's good.</font>
- 842
- 00:35:57,504 --> 00:35:59,604
- <font color="#ffff00">I'm sure it is.
- Uh, what about sleep?</font>
- 843
- 00:35:59,606 --> 00:36:01,338
- <font color="#ffff00">- Yeah, it's all right.
- - She never sleeps.</font>
- 844
- 00:36:01,340 --> 00:36:03,407
- <font color="#ffff00">- Exercise?
- - Religiously. - Not at all.</font>
- 845
- 00:36:03,409 --> 00:36:05,342
- <font color="#ffff00">- Alcohol?
- - Every once in a while.</font>
- 846
- 00:36:05,344 --> 00:36:06,744
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh, she's drinking
- like the pirate.</font>
- 847
- 00:36:06,746 --> 00:36:07,845
- <font color="#ffff00">- You say you're okay.
- - Yep.</font>
- 848
- 00:36:07,847 --> 00:36:10,414
- <font color="#ffff00">And your mother says
- the opposite. Who do I believe?</font>
- 849
- 00:36:10,416 --> 00:36:11,716
- <font color="#ffff00">- Me, obviously.
- - Me, the mother, of course.</font>
- 850
- 00:36:11,718 --> 00:36:13,484
- <font color="#ffff00">All right, all right, listen.</font>
- 851
- 00:36:13,486 --> 00:36:15,453
- <font color="#ffff00">There's nothing
- conclusive here,</font>
- 852
- 00:36:15,455 --> 00:36:18,221
- <font color="#ffff00">but you, Kate, you've got to
- take care of your heart.</font>
- 853
- 00:36:18,223 --> 00:36:19,524
- <font color="#ffff00">You need to rest more,</font>
- 854
- 00:36:19,526 --> 00:36:22,359
- <font color="#ffff00">- eat better, drink less...
- - <i>Da. Da. Da.</i></font>
- 855
- 00:36:22,361 --> 00:36:25,195
- <font color="#ffff00">- and stop being so angry.
- - <i>Da.</i></font>
- 856
- 00:36:25,197 --> 00:36:28,231
- <font color="#ffff00">And you, Mrs. Andrich...
- you need to worry less.</font>
- 857
- 00:36:28,233 --> 00:36:29,534
- <font color="#ffff00">I not sleeping.</font>
- 858
- 00:36:29,536 --> 00:36:32,235
- <font color="#ffff00">Can you please give me
- something for sleeping?</font>
- 859
- 00:36:32,237 --> 00:36:34,371
- <font color="#ffff00">Mrs. Andrich, you've been given
- everything there is</font>
- 860
- 00:36:34,373 --> 00:36:36,541
- <font color="#ffff00">for sleep, anxiety,
- panic attacks, the lot.</font>
- 861
- 00:36:36,543 --> 00:36:38,710
- <font color="#ffff00">You have the best that
- modern medicine has to offer.</font>
- 862
- 00:36:38,712 --> 00:36:41,178
- <font color="#ffff00">- Then what can I do?
- - Join a club.</font>
- 863
- 00:36:41,180 --> 00:36:43,213
- <font color="#ffff00">Hmm? Talk to other people.</font>
- 864
- 00:36:43,215 --> 00:36:44,549
- <font color="#ffff00">Enjoy time with your friends.</font>
- 865
- 00:36:44,551 --> 00:36:47,317
- <font color="#ffff00">- All my friends were murdered.
- - Okay, fine.</font>
- 866
- 00:36:47,319 --> 00:36:48,686
- <font color="#ffff00">Thank you, Doctor. Thank you
- so much for your time.</font>
- 867
- 00:36:48,688 --> 00:36:50,387
- <font color="#ffff00">- But it's-it's true.
- - Let's go, Mum. Come on.</font>
- 868
- 00:36:50,389 --> 00:36:51,489
- <font color="#ffff00">- They took them.
- - Mum, come on. Come on. I know.</font>
- 869
- 00:36:51,491 --> 00:36:52,724
- <font color="#ffff00">- Thank you. Um...
- - Come on, Mama, out we get. Sorry.</font>
- 870
- 00:36:52,726 --> 00:36:53,791
- <font color="#ffff00">- Sorry. Let's go.
- - Kate, we'll see you in a... in a month.</font>
- 871
- 00:36:53,793 --> 00:36:55,793
- <font color="#ffff00">See you next year.</font>
- 872
- 00:36:55,795 --> 00:36:57,327
- <font color="#ffff00">- There you go. All right.
- - I am comin. I come.</font>
- 873
- 00:36:57,329 --> 00:36:58,395
- <font color="#ffff00">- Get-get out the... Right.
- - I'm coming.</font>
- 874
- 00:36:58,397 --> 00:37:00,531
- <font color="#ffff00">- Thank you.
- - Bloody hell.</font>
- 875
- 00:37:16,248 --> 00:37:17,615
- <font color="#ffff00">Can I help?</font>
- 876
- 00:37:17,617 --> 00:37:19,249
- <font color="#ffff00">No.</font>
- 877
- 00:37:19,251 --> 00:37:21,284
- <font color="#ffff00">I'm having a self-pity party.</font>
- 878
- 00:37:21,286 --> 00:37:22,487
- <font color="#ffff00">Ooh.</font>
- 879
- 00:37:22,489 --> 00:37:24,522
- <font color="#ffff00">Am I invited?</font>
- 880
- 00:37:24,524 --> 00:37:26,524
- <font color="#ffff00">Well, only if you promise
- to judge me.</font>
- 881
- 00:37:26,526 --> 00:37:29,326
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh, you definitely don't need
- any help doing that.</font>
- 882
- 00:37:29,328 --> 00:37:31,328
- <font color="#ffff00">Or maybe you do.</font>
- 883
- 00:37:31,330 --> 00:37:33,296
- <font color="#ffff00">I'm very good at tidying up.</font>
- 884
- 00:37:36,636 --> 00:37:38,303
- <font color="#ffff00">Yes.</font>
- 885
- 00:37:55,855 --> 00:37:57,488
- <font color="#ffff00">These expensive?</font>
- 886
- 00:37:59,358 --> 00:38:02,194
- <font color="#ffff00">Idiot. Follow me.</font>
- 887
- 00:38:03,262 --> 00:38:04,529
- <font color="#ffff00">Ah.</font>
- 888
- 00:38:04,531 --> 00:38:06,396
- <font color="#ffff00">Tra-la.</font>
- 889
- 00:38:06,398 --> 00:38:09,667
- <font color="#ffff00">All right, Mr. Muscle, you can
- get to refreshing that tree.</font>
- 890
- 00:38:09,669 --> 00:38:11,303
- <font color="#ffff00">- This one?
- - Yeah.</font>
- 891
- 00:38:14,641 --> 00:38:16,810
- <font color="#ffff00">Going home
- always makes me crazy.</font>
- 892
- 00:38:17,877 --> 00:38:19,276
- <font color="#ffff00">How was it?</font>
- 893
- 00:38:19,278 --> 00:38:20,645
- <font color="#ffff00">Hell. Mum sung me to sleep.</font>
- 894
- 00:38:20,647 --> 00:38:22,680
- <font color="#ffff00">You're the only person</font>
- 895
- 00:38:22,682 --> 00:38:25,315
- <font color="#ffff00">who can make being sung to
- sleep sound like waterboarding.</font>
- 896
- 00:38:25,317 --> 00:38:28,285
- <font color="#ffff00">Well, it's not that dissimilar.</font>
- 897
- 00:38:28,287 --> 00:38:29,654
- <font color="#ffff00">These, um, folk songs</font>
- 898
- 00:38:29,656 --> 00:38:31,689
- <font color="#ffff00">make you want
- to string yourself up.</font>
- 899
- 00:38:31,691 --> 00:38:33,758
- <font color="#ffff00">Is that where you get
- your singing from?</font>
- 900
- 00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:36,594
- <font color="#ffff00">Yeah, she was a singer
- back in, um, the homeland.</font>
- 901
- 00:38:36,596 --> 00:38:38,328
- <font color="#ffff00">Where was that?</font>
- 902
- 00:38:38,330 --> 00:38:40,631
- <font color="#ffff00">Former Yugoslavia.
- We had to escape.</font>
- 903
- 00:38:40,633 --> 00:38:42,767
- <font color="#ffff00">- 'Cause of the war?
- - Exactly.</font>
- 904
- 00:38:42,769 --> 00:38:45,570
- <font color="#ffff00">Mm. Must have been hard.</font>
- 905
- 00:38:45,572 --> 00:38:47,705
- <font color="#ffff00">Yeah. Dad was a lawyer.</font>
- 906
- 00:38:47,707 --> 00:38:50,908
- <font color="#ffff00">Um, and now he stays away
- from home as much as he can</font>
- 907
- 00:38:50,910 --> 00:38:52,777
- <font color="#ffff00">because he'd rather be dead.</font>
- 908
- 00:38:52,779 --> 00:38:54,411
- <font color="#ffff00">Except he's a minicab driver,</font>
- 909
- 00:38:54,413 --> 00:38:56,848
- <font color="#ffff00">which is sort of
- the same thing.</font>
- 910
- 00:38:56,850 --> 00:38:58,916
- <font color="#ffff00">Can he not practice here?</font>
- 911
- 00:38:58,918 --> 00:39:00,350
- <font color="#ffff00">No, he couldn't afford
- to retrain,</font>
- 912
- 00:39:00,352 --> 00:39:02,419
- <font color="#ffff00">so he's out all the time.</font>
- 913
- 00:39:02,421 --> 00:39:04,088
- <font color="#ffff00">Also to avoid my mother,</font>
- 914
- 00:39:04,090 --> 00:39:08,526
- <font color="#ffff00">who's given to depression
- in much the same way as, um...</font>
- 915
- 00:39:08,528 --> 00:39:10,528
- <font color="#ffff00">What?
- You're looking at me like</font>
- 916
- 00:39:10,530 --> 00:39:12,530
- <font color="#ffff00">some sort of science experiment
- that's gone wrong.</font>
- 917
- 00:39:12,532 --> 00:39:13,698
- <font color="#ffff00">Sorry.</font>
- 918
- 00:39:13,700 --> 00:39:16,399
- <font color="#ffff00">- No, I'm interested.
- - Huh.</font>
- 919
- 00:39:16,401 --> 00:39:17,869
- <font color="#ffff00">I mean, your mother...
- when was the last time</font>
- 920
- 00:39:17,871 --> 00:39:19,336
- <font color="#ffff00">you saw her
- not being depressed?</font>
- 921
- 00:39:20,807 --> 00:39:23,708
- <font color="#ffff00">Ooh, I think
- when I got really ill.</font>
- 922
- 00:39:23,710 --> 00:39:25,510
- <font color="#ffff00">And she was happy about that?</font>
- 923
- 00:39:25,512 --> 00:39:29,412
- <font color="#ffff00">No, but she was happy
- about the attention.</font>
- 924
- 00:39:29,414 --> 00:39:31,381
- <font color="#ffff00">I mean,
- I got a lot of attention,</font>
- 925
- 00:39:31,383 --> 00:39:33,416
- <font color="#ffff00">but I was unconscious.</font>
- 926
- 00:39:33,418 --> 00:39:34,819
- <font color="#ffff00">She got more.</font>
- 927
- 00:39:34,821 --> 00:39:38,823
- <font color="#ffff00">Just the doctors,
- the nurses, the hospital staff.</font>
- 928
- 00:39:38,825 --> 00:39:40,691
- <font color="#ffff00">Drama. God, she loved it.</font>
- 929
- 00:39:40,693 --> 00:39:42,760
- <font color="#ffff00">She sort of flowered
- under it like a...</font>
- 930
- 00:39:42,762 --> 00:39:44,762
- <font color="#ffff00">like a late blossoming
- or something.</font>
- 931
- 00:39:44,764 --> 00:39:47,932
- <font color="#ffff00">Anyway, when I got better,
- it all went away,</font>
- 932
- 00:39:47,934 --> 00:39:50,468
- <font color="#ffff00">and she's just never
- been the same since.</font>
- 933
- 00:39:50,470 --> 00:39:52,537
- <font color="#ffff00">Well, maybe she enjoyed
- being needed again.</font>
- 934
- 00:39:52,539 --> 00:39:54,674
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh, trust you to come up
- with something understanding.</font>
- 935
- 00:39:55,875 --> 00:39:57,708
- <font color="#ffff00">That is truly horrific.</font>
- 936
- 00:39:57,710 --> 00:39:59,577
- <font color="#ffff00">I mean, who buys this stuff?</font>
- 937
- 00:39:59,579 --> 00:40:02,713
- <font color="#ffff00">Santa. She's Chinese,
- so she's, you know,</font>
- 938
- 00:40:02,715 --> 00:40:05,950
- <font color="#ffff00">got access to some
- really freaky outlets.</font>
- 939
- 00:40:05,952 --> 00:40:08,986
- <font color="#ffff00">She just loves Christmas
- more than anything else.</font>
- 940
- 00:40:08,988 --> 00:40:12,490
- <font color="#ffff00">- More than taste or sanity.
- - Yes, exactly.</font>
- 941
- 00:40:12,492 --> 00:40:15,526
- <font color="#ffff00">And that isn't even
- the nastiest thing we sell.</font>
- 942
- 00:40:15,528 --> 00:40:16,594
- <font color="#ffff00">Inconceivable.</font>
- 943
- 00:40:16,596 --> 00:40:17,864
- <font color="#ffff00">Hang on.</font>
- 944
- 00:40:20,399 --> 00:40:23,501
- <font color="#ffff00">- ♪ Dun, dun, dun! ♪
- - Oh!</font>
- 945
- 00:40:23,503 --> 00:40:25,002
- <font color="#ffff00">- Check it out.
- - What is it?</font>
- 946
- 00:40:25,004 --> 00:40:27,605
- <font color="#ffff00">- Is that donkey actually smiling at me?
- - Yeah. Yeah.</font>
- 947
- 00:40:27,607 --> 00:40:29,006
- <font color="#ffff00">And that baby
- has a full set of teeth.</font>
- 948
- 00:40:29,008 --> 00:40:31,742
- <font color="#ffff00">- Oof.
- - I sold four of these last week. I'm that good.</font>
- 949
- 00:40:33,513 --> 00:40:35,513
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh, it's a...
- oh, it's a techno manger.</font>
- 950
- 00:40:35,515 --> 00:40:36,848
- <font color="#ffff00">- Yeah.
- - Oh, yeah, yeah. Cool.</font>
- 951
- 00:40:36,850 --> 00:40:38,683
- <font color="#ffff00">It's a disco nativity scene.</font>
- 952
- 00:40:38,685 --> 00:40:40,651
- <font color="#ffff00">Is that really
- a good nutritional choice?</font>
- 953
- 00:40:40,653 --> 00:40:41,953
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh, God, don't you start.</font>
- 954
- 00:40:41,955 --> 00:40:43,888
- <font color="#ffff00">Where are you?</font>
- 955
- 00:40:43,890 --> 00:40:45,390
- <font color="#ffff00">Look up.</font>
- 956
- 00:40:47,026 --> 00:40:48,893
- <font color="#ffff00">Yeah.</font>
- 957
- 00:40:48,895 --> 00:40:50,895
- <font color="#ffff00">Yeah, after you...
- what you've been through,</font>
- 958
- 00:40:50,897 --> 00:40:53,764
- <font color="#ffff00">I mean, shouldn't you be eating
- quinoa or kale or something?</font>
- 959
- 00:40:53,766 --> 00:40:56,701
- <font color="#ffff00">Yeah, but this
- admittedly rank burger</font>
- 960
- 00:40:56,703 --> 00:40:58,736
- <font color="#ffff00">is all part of my grand plan</font>
- 961
- 00:40:58,738 --> 00:41:01,606
- <font color="#ffff00">to become a famous singer
- and die like Kurt Cobain,</font>
- 962
- 00:41:01,608 --> 00:41:03,943
- <font color="#ffff00">Amy Winehouse and all the rest
- at the age of 27.</font>
- 963
- 00:41:05,511 --> 00:41:07,511
- <font color="#ffff00">- How old are you?
- - 45.</font>
- 964
- 00:41:07,513 --> 00:41:08,846
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh. Good to have dreams.</font>
- 965
- 00:41:08,848 --> 00:41:09,981
- <font color="#ffff00">Not really. I'm 26.</font>
- 966
- 00:41:09,983 --> 00:41:11,682
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh, thank God.
- You still have time.</font>
- 967
- 00:41:12,919 --> 00:41:15,486
- <font color="#ffff00">- Come on. Get rid of that.
- - Where...? Wait.</font>
- 968
- 00:41:15,488 --> 00:41:17,389
- <font color="#ffff00">Let's go.
- I've got a surprise for you.</font>
- 969
- 00:41:19,792 --> 00:41:23,395
- <font color="#ffff00">- Ugh, really?
- - Mm, yummy!</font>
- 970
- 00:41:24,764 --> 00:41:26,063
- <font color="#ffff00">There's something wrong
- with me, you know.</font>
- 971
- 00:41:26,065 --> 00:41:27,765
- <font color="#ffff00">I'm too trusting.</font>
- 972
- 00:41:27,767 --> 00:41:29,901
- <font color="#ffff00">Down a dark alley again
- with a complete stranger.</font>
- 973
- 00:41:29,903 --> 00:41:31,002
- <font color="#ffff00">I don't even...
- I mean, seriously,</font>
- 974
- 00:41:31,004 --> 00:41:33,806
- <font color="#ffff00">- where are you...
- - Pop yourself over here.</font>
- 975
- 00:41:35,708 --> 00:41:37,074
- <font color="#ffff00">- All right, then.
- - Need a hand?</font>
- 976
- 00:41:37,076 --> 00:41:38,809
- <font color="#ffff00">No.</font>
- 977
- 00:41:38,811 --> 00:41:40,645
- <font color="#ffff00">- Oh, Christ.
- - Oh.</font>
- 978
- 00:41:40,647 --> 00:41:43,247
- <font color="#ffff00">- Oh, my God.
- - Oh! That looked painful.</font>
- 979
- 00:41:43,249 --> 00:41:45,516
- <font color="#ffff00">- Yeah. I'm fine. I'm fine!
- - Ah, you... you're fine.</font>
- 980
- 00:41:45,518 --> 00:41:46,851
- <font color="#ffff00">That was like poetry in motion.</font>
- 981
- 00:41:46,853 --> 00:41:48,019
- <font color="#ffff00">- Piss off.
- - Come on.</font>
- 982
- 00:41:48,021 --> 00:41:50,821
- <font color="#ffff00">Sure. Never wanted kids anyway.</font>
- 983
- 00:41:52,725 --> 00:41:54,058
- <font color="#ffff00">Okay.</font>
- 984
- 00:41:54,060 --> 00:41:55,760
- <font color="#ffff00">Now I am intrigued.</font>
- 985
- 00:41:55,762 --> 00:41:57,695
- <font color="#ffff00">- How are you gonna dispose of my body?
- - Shh...</font>
- 986
- 00:41:57,697 --> 00:42:00,533
- <font color="#ffff00">- Shh!
- - I... am shh-ing.</font>
- 987
- 00:42:01,968 --> 00:42:03,734
- <font color="#ffff00">Stay back.</font>
- 988
- 00:42:03,736 --> 00:42:05,970
- <font color="#ffff00">Are you seriously doing
- a James Bond impression?</font>
- 989
- 00:42:05,972 --> 00:42:08,572
- <font color="#ffff00">Now is not the time
- for unpleasantness.</font>
- 990
- 00:42:08,574 --> 00:42:11,776
- <font color="#ffff00">Now is the time... for romance!</font>
- 991
- 00:42:20,286 --> 00:42:22,687
- <font color="#ffff00">You like?</font>
- 992
- 00:42:22,689 --> 00:42:24,588
- <font color="#ffff00">I like, yeah.</font>
- 993
- 00:42:24,590 --> 00:42:25,792
- <font color="#ffff00">Let's go.</font>
- 994
- 00:42:27,860 --> 00:42:31,929
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ These are the days
- of the open hand ♪</font>
- 995
- 00:42:31,931 --> 00:42:35,599
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ They will not be the last ♪</font>
- 996
- 00:42:35,601 --> 00:42:37,835
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Look around now ♪</font>
- 997
- 00:42:37,837 --> 00:42:42,606
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ These are the days of
- the beggars and the choosers ♪</font>
- 998
- 00:42:42,608 --> 00:42:46,610
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ This is the year
- of the hungry man ♪</font>
- 999
- 00:42:46,612 --> 00:42:50,081
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Whose place is in the past ♪</font>
- 1000
- 00:42:50,083 --> 00:42:53,951
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Hand in hand with ignorance ♪</font>
- 1001
- 00:42:53,953 --> 00:42:58,756
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ And legitimate excuses ♪</font>
- 1002
- 00:42:58,758 --> 00:43:01,926
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ The rich declare
- themselves poor ♪</font>
- 1003
- 00:43:01,928 --> 00:43:05,162
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ And most of us are not sure ♪</font>
- 1004
- 00:43:05,164 --> 00:43:07,031
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ If we have too much ♪</font>
- 1005
- 00:43:07,033 --> 00:43:09,667
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ But we'll take our chances ♪</font>
- 1006
- 00:43:09,669 --> 00:43:12,770
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ 'Cause God's stopped
- keeping score ♪</font>
- 1007
- 00:43:12,772 --> 00:43:16,741
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ I guess somewhere
- along the way ♪</font>
- 1008
- 00:43:16,743 --> 00:43:21,145
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ He must have let us
- all out to play ♪</font>
- 1009
- 00:43:21,147 --> 00:43:25,583
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Turned his back,
- and all God's children ♪</font>
- 1010
- 00:43:25,585 --> 00:43:28,054
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Crept out the back door ♪</font>
- 1011
- 00:43:29,822 --> 00:43:33,024
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Well, maybe
- we should all be ♪</font>
- 1012
- 00:43:33,026 --> 00:43:35,126
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Praying for time... ♪</font>
- 1013
- 00:43:35,128 --> 00:43:37,595
- <font color="#ffff00">- Oi!
- - Oh, sorry! - Oh, crap.</font>
- 1014
- 00:43:37,597 --> 00:43:39,730
- <font color="#ffff00">- You can't be in here!
- - Yeah, no. - Sorry, no.</font>
- 1015
- 00:43:39,732 --> 00:43:40,998
- <font color="#ffff00">- We're-we're leaving.
- - Absolutely, we're leaving.</font>
- 1016
- 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:42,066
- <font color="#ffff00">- Sorry...
- - Whoa!</font>
- 1017
- 00:43:42,068 --> 00:43:43,701
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh!</font>
- 1018
- 00:43:45,838 --> 00:43:47,705
- <font color="#ffff00">Ow!</font>
- 1019
- 00:43:47,707 --> 00:43:48,939
- <font color="#ffff00">I'm coming. I'm com...</font>
- 1020
- 00:43:51,377 --> 00:43:54,912
- <font color="#ffff00">I would, uh... I'd call that
- a successful date.</font>
- 1021
- 00:43:54,914 --> 00:43:58,649
- <font color="#ffff00">Fun, free, illegal, romantic.</font>
- 1022
- 00:43:58,651 --> 00:44:00,117
- <font color="#ffff00">And practical, too. Don't forget.</font>
- 1023
- 00:44:00,119 --> 00:44:01,652
- <font color="#ffff00">Why practical?</font>
- 1024
- 00:44:01,654 --> 00:44:02,720
- <font color="#ffff00">Your audition.</font>
- 1025
- 00:44:02,722 --> 00:44:04,221
- <font color="#ffff00">- Remember?
- - Yes.</font>
- 1026
- 00:44:04,223 --> 00:44:07,625
- <font color="#ffff00">I'd like to think that I played
- a part in your rise to stardom.</font>
- 1027
- 00:44:07,627 --> 00:44:09,660
- <font color="#ffff00">Remember me when you're at the top.</font>
- 1028
- 00:44:09,662 --> 00:44:12,396
- <font color="#ffff00">No chance. Tom who?</font>
- 1029
- 00:44:12,398 --> 00:44:14,067
- <font color="#ffff00">Actually, Tom who?</font>
- 1030
- 00:44:15,201 --> 00:44:16,867
- <font color="#ffff00">Webster.</font>
- 1031
- 00:44:16,869 --> 00:44:18,202
- <font color="#ffff00">Huh.</font>
- 1032
- 00:44:18,204 --> 00:44:20,073
- <font color="#ffff00">You look like a Webster.</font>
- 1033
- 00:44:22,108 --> 00:44:23,976
- <font color="#ffff00">Now what?</font>
- 1034
- 00:44:25,078 --> 00:44:27,013
- <font color="#ffff00">Now I've got to go to work.</font>
- 1035
- 00:44:28,948 --> 00:44:30,848
- <font color="#ffff00">Um...</font>
- 1036
- 00:44:30,850 --> 00:44:32,683
- <font color="#ffff00">You knew.</font>
- 1037
- 00:44:32,685 --> 00:44:35,252
- <font color="#ffff00">- I work nights.
- - Yes.</font>
- 1038
- 00:44:35,254 --> 00:44:37,655
- <font color="#ffff00">I knew.</font>
- 1039
- 00:44:37,657 --> 00:44:40,191
- <font color="#ffff00">It's night. Cool. Okay.</font>
- 1040
- 00:44:40,193 --> 00:44:41,792
- <font color="#ffff00">How you gonna get home?</font>
- 1041
- 00:44:41,794 --> 00:44:44,429
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh, the bus.</font>
- 1042
- 00:44:44,431 --> 00:44:46,864
- <font color="#ffff00">You gonna be okay?</font>
- 1043
- 00:44:46,866 --> 00:44:49,767
- <font color="#ffff00">As okay as I'll ever be
- on the bus.</font>
- 1044
- 00:44:49,769 --> 00:44:50,901
- <font color="#ffff00">Okay, then.</font>
- 1045
- 00:44:50,903 --> 00:44:52,770
- <font color="#ffff00">I'll come find you at the shop.</font>
- 1046
- 00:44:52,772 --> 00:44:55,172
- <font color="#ffff00">I'm not sure
- if I've still got a job.</font>
- 1047
- 00:44:55,174 --> 00:44:57,108
- <font color="#ffff00">Santa kind of hates me.</font>
- 1048
- 00:44:57,110 --> 00:44:59,444
- <font color="#ffff00">Maybe you should do
- something nice for Santa.</font>
- 1049
- 00:45:01,013 --> 00:45:02,748
- <font color="#ffff00">Good luck.</font>
- 1050
- 00:45:06,853 --> 00:45:08,754
- <font color="#ffff00">Look up.</font>
- 1051
- 00:45:14,894 --> 00:45:16,162
- <font color="#ffff00">Christ.</font>
- 1052
- 00:45:17,997 --> 00:45:19,263
- <font color="#ffff00">So, this is our selection</font>
- 1053
- 00:45:19,265 --> 00:45:21,065
- <font color="#ffff00">- of nutcrackers.
- - Working hard over here.</font>
- 1054
- 00:45:21,067 --> 00:45:22,800
- <font color="#ffff00">- Mm-hmm.
- - Mm.</font>
- 1055
- 00:45:22,802 --> 00:45:24,168
- <font color="#ffff00">You know, from the ballet?</font>
- 1056
- 00:45:24,170 --> 00:45:25,470
- <font color="#ffff00">- Tchaikovsky?
- - Ah.</font>
- 1057
- 00:45:25,472 --> 00:45:26,605
- <font color="#ffff00">Which kind of music is this?</font>
- 1058
- 00:45:26,607 --> 00:45:28,739
- <font color="#ffff00">- I want something to be...
- - Listen. Be quiet.</font>
- 1059
- 00:45:28,741 --> 00:45:29,874
- <font color="#ffff00">This is Christmas music.</font>
- 1060
- 00:45:29,876 --> 00:45:31,711
- <font color="#ffff00">You must enjoy it.</font>
- 1061
- 00:45:38,485 --> 00:45:39,950
- <font color="#ffff00">This is a big nutcracker.</font>
- 1062
- 00:45:39,952 --> 00:45:41,952
- <font color="#ffff00">Can my nuts fit inside there?</font>
- 1063
- 00:45:41,954 --> 00:45:43,787
- <font color="#ffff00">Uh, depends on
- how big are your nuts.</font>
- 1064
- 00:45:43,789 --> 00:45:45,856
- <font color="#ffff00">But it's too big.
- We can't take that with us.</font>
- 1065
- 00:45:45,858 --> 00:45:48,826
- <font color="#ffff00">Santa, um, I think
- I can take over from there.</font>
- 1066
- 00:45:48,828 --> 00:45:51,262
- <font color="#ffff00">Because, um, there's also
- someone here, a gentleman,</font>
- 1067
- 00:45:51,264 --> 00:45:53,831
- <font color="#ffff00">who requires
- your specific assistance.</font>
- 1068
- 00:45:53,833 --> 00:45:55,065
- <font color="#ffff00">Yes, you can have a look.</font>
- 1069
- 00:45:55,067 --> 00:45:56,200
- <font color="#ffff00">Think about it.</font>
- 1070
- 00:45:56,202 --> 00:45:57,768
- <font color="#ffff00">I'm gonna show you to</font>
- 1071
- 00:45:57,770 --> 00:45:59,069
- <font color="#ffff00">the even bigger nutcrackers
- around the corner.</font>
- 1072
- 00:45:59,071 --> 00:46:00,905
- <font color="#ffff00">There's bigger nuts?</font>
- 1073
- 00:46:00,907 --> 00:46:03,676
- <font color="#ffff00">- For your big nuts. Here we are.
- - Oh.</font>
- 1074
- 00:46:05,011 --> 00:46:07,747
- <font color="#ffff00">Have you come back
- for the gibbon?</font>
- 1075
- 00:46:08,948 --> 00:46:12,016
- <font color="#ffff00">Of all the things in my life,</font>
- 1076
- 00:46:12,018 --> 00:46:16,086
- <font color="#ffff00">this is my best thing.</font>
- 1077
- 00:46:16,088 --> 00:46:17,821
- <font color="#ffff00">What is?</font>
- 1078
- 00:46:17,823 --> 00:46:19,692
- <font color="#ffff00">Christmas.</font>
- 1079
- 00:46:21,260 --> 00:46:22,927
- <font color="#ffff00">Really?</font>
- 1080
- 00:46:22,929 --> 00:46:24,895
- <font color="#ffff00">This is why I love
- to come in here.</font>
- 1081
- 00:46:24,897 --> 00:46:26,330
- <font color="#ffff00">I also love it.</font>
- 1082
- 00:46:26,332 --> 00:46:29,101
- <font color="#ffff00">That is why I have this shop.</font>
- 1083
- 00:46:30,236 --> 00:46:32,036
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh, wow.</font>
- 1084
- 00:46:34,273 --> 00:46:38,809
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Have a holly jolly
- Christmas ♪</font>
- 1085
- 00:46:38,811 --> 00:46:42,046
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ And in case you didn't hear ♪</font>
- 1086
- 00:46:42,048 --> 00:46:43,380
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Oh, by golly ♪</font>
- 1087
- 00:46:43,382 --> 00:46:48,152
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Have a holly jolly Christmas
- this year. ♪</font>
- 1088
- 00:46:49,989 --> 00:46:52,056
- <font color="#ffff00">Kate, that was lovely.
- Thank you.</font>
- 1089
- 00:46:52,058 --> 00:46:54,191
- <font color="#ffff00">Wonderful.
- I can smell the commitment.</font>
- 1090
- 00:46:54,193 --> 00:46:56,126
- <font color="#ffff00">Do you know we have people
- turn up here,</font>
- 1091
- 00:46:56,128 --> 00:46:57,562
- <font color="#ffff00">never been
- on an ice rink before?</font>
- 1092
- 00:46:57,564 --> 00:46:59,964
- <font color="#ffff00">I just couldn't imagine.</font>
- 1093
- 00:46:59,966 --> 00:47:02,299
- <font color="#ffff00">Do you know we had a woman
- turn up in a crop top?</font>
- 1094
- 00:47:02,301 --> 00:47:04,101
- <font color="#ffff00">- In a crop top to audition.
- - Yeah, I remember.</font>
- 1095
- 00:47:04,103 --> 00:47:05,202
- <font color="#ffff00">Do you remember her flip-flops?</font>
- 1096
- 00:47:05,204 --> 00:47:07,071
- <font color="#ffff00">- Remember those?
- - Of course I remember. - I remember.</font>
- 1097
- 00:47:07,073 --> 00:47:08,372
- <font color="#ffff00">Thank you. We'll be in touch.</font>
- 1098
- 00:47:08,374 --> 00:47:09,873
- <font color="#ffff00">- Thank you so much.
- - Thank you.</font>
- 1099
- 00:47:09,875 --> 00:47:11,008
- <font color="#ffff00">Thank you. Thank you.</font>
- 1100
- 00:47:11,010 --> 00:47:13,143
- <font color="#ffff00">I think she'd be good
- for the horse. Don't you think?</font>
- 1101
- 00:47:13,145 --> 00:47:14,313
- <font color="#ffff00">- No, we can...
- - Oh, no!</font>
- 1102
- 00:47:16,349 --> 00:47:18,983
- <font color="#ffff00">- Are you all right?
- - I, uh... I did that</font>
- 1103
- 00:47:18,985 --> 00:47:22,019
- <font color="#ffff00">just in case you thought
- I was too perfect.</font>
- 1104
- 00:47:22,021 --> 00:47:23,322
- <font color="#ffff00">Okay.</font>
- 1105
- 00:47:24,423 --> 00:47:25,490
- <font color="#ffff00">Okay.</font>
- 1106
- 00:47:25,492 --> 00:47:27,324
- <font color="#ffff00">Thank goodness
- for a heavy woolen tight.</font>
- 1107
- 00:47:27,326 --> 00:47:29,293
- <font color="#ffff00">Idiot.</font>
- 1108
- 00:47:29,295 --> 00:47:30,894
- <font color="#ffff00">Skaters fall. It's fine.</font>
- 1109
- 00:47:30,896 --> 00:47:32,196
- <font color="#ffff00">...at the same time.</font>
- 1110
- 00:47:32,198 --> 00:47:34,031
- <font color="#ffff00">Also, nobody's clapping.</font>
- 1111
- 00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:49,980
- <font color="#ffff00">So, it went well,
- and I am happy.</font>
- 1112
- 00:47:49,982 --> 00:47:51,849
- <font color="#ffff00">Good.</font>
- 1113
- 00:47:51,851 --> 00:47:53,317
- <font color="#ffff00">All set for your date?</font>
- 1114
- 00:47:53,319 --> 00:47:54,351
- <font color="#ffff00">Good Lord.</font>
- 1115
- 00:47:57,423 --> 00:47:58,422
- <font color="#ffff00">Okay.</font>
- 1116
- 00:47:58,424 --> 00:48:00,625
- <font color="#ffff00">- Right, um...
- - What?</font>
- 1117
- 00:48:00,627 --> 00:48:02,627
- <font color="#ffff00">We're just gonna need
- to dial this down.</font>
- 1118
- 00:48:02,629 --> 00:48:04,061
- <font color="#ffff00">I'm making an effort.</font>
- 1119
- 00:48:04,063 --> 00:48:05,329
- <font color="#ffff00">He's gonna think he's wandered</font>
- 1120
- 00:48:05,331 --> 00:48:07,432
- <font color="#ffff00">into the llama enclosure.
- Close.</font>
- 1121
- 00:48:08,934 --> 00:48:10,167
- <font color="#ffff00">Ow.</font>
- 1122
- 00:48:10,169 --> 00:48:11,902
- <font color="#ffff00">Mm-hmm.</font>
- 1123
- 00:48:11,904 --> 00:48:13,337
- <font color="#ffff00">- Ow.
- - Oh, yeah.</font>
- 1124
- 00:48:13,339 --> 00:48:14,872
- <font color="#ffff00">Serves you right.</font>
- 1125
- 00:48:14,874 --> 00:48:16,407
- <font color="#ffff00">So I defer to the Swiper queen.</font>
- 1126
- 00:48:16,409 --> 00:48:18,311
- <font color="#ffff00">- Blot.
- - Mm, mm.</font>
- 1127
- 00:48:20,212 --> 00:48:22,179
- <font color="#ffff00">There we are.</font>
- 1128
- 00:48:22,181 --> 00:48:25,249
- <font color="#ffff00">So, where is See-Through
- taking you?</font>
- 1129
- 00:48:25,251 --> 00:48:27,351
- <font color="#ffff00">- I have no idea.
- - What's his name?</font>
- 1130
- 00:48:27,353 --> 00:48:28,952
- <font color="#ffff00">I can't pronounce it.</font>
- 1131
- 00:48:28,954 --> 00:48:30,954
- <font color="#ffff00">Lots of glottal stops.</font>
- 1132
- 00:48:30,956 --> 00:48:32,956
- <font color="#ffff00">"Yogh..."</font>
- 1133
- 00:48:32,958 --> 00:48:34,291
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh, when I try to say it,</font>
- 1134
- 00:48:34,293 --> 00:48:36,360
- <font color="#ffff00">I sound like a cat
- with a fur ball.</font>
- 1135
- 00:48:36,362 --> 00:48:39,029
- <font color="#ffff00">So I've decided
- to call him "Boy."</font>
- 1136
- 00:48:39,031 --> 00:48:41,398
- <font color="#ffff00">Mm. Well, at least your name's
- easier to pronounce.</font>
- 1137
- 00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:43,336
- <font color="#ffff00">What? Huang Qing Shin?</font>
- 1138
- 00:48:45,104 --> 00:48:47,037
- <font color="#ffff00">You're not really called Santa?</font>
- 1139
- 00:48:47,039 --> 00:48:48,440
- <font color="#ffff00">Of course not, idiot.</font>
- 1140
- 00:48:48,442 --> 00:48:51,008
- <font color="#ffff00">- I chose it for the shop.
- - Really?</font>
- 1141
- 00:48:51,010 --> 00:48:53,110
- <font color="#ffff00">Yeah, when I worked
- at the pet shop,</font>
- 1142
- 00:48:53,112 --> 00:48:54,311
- <font color="#ffff00">I called myself Kitty.</font>
- 1143
- 00:48:54,313 --> 00:48:55,946
- <font color="#ffff00">- No.
- - Mm-hmm.</font>
- 1144
- 00:48:55,948 --> 00:49:00,017
- <font color="#ffff00">And at the health food shop,
- I was Miso.</font>
- 1145
- 00:49:00,019 --> 00:49:02,252
- <font color="#ffff00">- No, no.
- - Mm-hmm. Yes, yes.</font>
- 1146
- 00:49:02,254 --> 00:49:04,689
- <font color="#ffff00">Guess what it was in the bakery
- on the Edgware Road.</font>
- 1147
- 00:49:04,691 --> 00:49:06,123
- <font color="#ffff00">Uh, Crumpet?</font>
- 1148
- 00:49:06,125 --> 00:49:08,125
- <font color="#ffff00">- Sausage Roll?
- - Muffin.</font>
- 1149
- 00:49:08,127 --> 00:49:09,927
- <font color="#ffff00">- Muffin?
- - "Muff" for short.</font>
- 1150
- 00:49:09,929 --> 00:49:11,128
- <font color="#ffff00">Excellent.</font>
- 1151
- 00:49:11,130 --> 00:49:13,399
- <font color="#ffff00">More important is:
- how do I look?</font>
- 1152
- 00:49:14,468 --> 00:49:16,133
- <font color="#ffff00">Really hot.</font>
- 1153
- 00:49:17,403 --> 00:49:20,104
- <font color="#ffff00">Did you just giggle
- like a girl?</font>
- 1154
- 00:49:20,106 --> 00:49:21,271
- <font color="#ffff00">I am a girl.</font>
- 1155
- 00:49:21,273 --> 00:49:22,940
- <font color="#ffff00">- Not really.
- - Oh, shut up.</font>
- 1156
- 00:49:22,942 --> 00:49:25,209
- <font color="#ffff00">And where's this man of yours?</font>
- 1157
- 00:49:25,211 --> 00:49:27,211
- <font color="#ffff00">The one you keep
- looking out the window for</font>
- 1158
- 00:49:27,213 --> 00:49:28,979
- <font color="#ffff00">instead of working.</font>
- 1159
- 00:49:28,981 --> 00:49:30,214
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh, he's just... I don't know.</font>
- 1160
- 00:49:30,216 --> 00:49:31,415
- <font color="#ffff00">He hasn't got a phone.</font>
- 1161
- 00:49:31,417 --> 00:49:34,051
- <font color="#ffff00">- Oh. He's wise.
- - Mm.</font>
- 1162
- 00:49:34,053 --> 00:49:36,521
- <font color="#ffff00">- What is he doing with you?
- - Nothing.</font>
- 1163
- 00:49:36,523 --> 00:49:38,456
- <font color="#ffff00">Mm.</font>
- 1164
- 00:49:38,458 --> 00:49:40,324
- <font color="#ffff00">Don't worry, elf.</font>
- 1165
- 00:49:40,326 --> 00:49:42,194
- <font color="#ffff00">He'll turn up.</font>
- 1166
- 00:49:51,237 --> 00:49:52,737
- <font color="#ffff00">We woke him up.</font>
- 1167
- 00:50:29,308 --> 00:50:31,476
- <font color="#ffff00">Hi. Excuse me.
- I'm just looking for someone.</font>
- 1168
- 00:50:31,478 --> 00:50:33,210
- <font color="#ffff00">- Who's that, then?
- - Uh, Tom.</font>
- 1169
- 00:50:33,212 --> 00:50:36,413
- <font color="#ffff00">Ta-ta-ta. Would you like
- a biscuit, Arthur?</font>
- 1170
- 00:50:36,415 --> 00:50:38,081
- <font color="#ffff00">Have you got a bourbon,
- Danny boy?</font>
- 1171
- 00:50:38,083 --> 00:50:41,051
- <font color="#ffff00">No, but can I press you
- to a custard cream?</font>
- 1172
- 00:50:41,053 --> 00:50:42,587
- <font color="#ffff00">Ooh.
- I wish somebody would.</font>
- 1173
- 00:50:42,589 --> 00:50:44,121
- <font color="#ffff00">- Tom, did you say?
- - Yeah.</font>
- 1174
- 00:50:44,123 --> 00:50:45,490
- <font color="#ffff00">Tom. Um, h-he's tall...</font>
- 1175
- 00:50:45,492 --> 00:50:47,559
- <font color="#ffff00">Tom!</font>
- 1176
- 00:50:47,561 --> 00:50:50,227
- <font color="#ffff00">Take your pick, young lady.</font>
- 1177
- 00:50:50,229 --> 00:50:53,498
- <font color="#ffff00">Right. Yeah, see, the thing is,
- he's not homeless.</font>
- 1178
- 00:50:53,500 --> 00:50:55,500
- <font color="#ffff00">Well, what's he
- doing here, then?</font>
- 1179
- 00:50:55,502 --> 00:50:58,068
- <font color="#ffff00">Um, well, he works here.</font>
- 1180
- 00:50:58,070 --> 00:50:59,203
- <font color="#ffff00">- Nights, I think.
- - Ah.</font>
- 1181
- 00:50:59,205 --> 00:51:00,370
- <font color="#ffff00">Well, I don't see
- the night lot, me.</font>
- 1182
- 00:51:00,372 --> 00:51:02,306
- <font color="#ffff00">- He must be a volunteer.
- - Yes. That's...</font>
- 1183
- 00:51:02,308 --> 00:51:04,241
- <font color="#ffff00">Oi, Danny! Give us a hand?</font>
- 1184
- 00:51:04,243 --> 00:51:06,611
- <font color="#ffff00">Speaking of which,
- be a pet and serve the teas</font>
- 1185
- 00:51:06,613 --> 00:51:08,513
- <font color="#ffff00">while I get the soup sorted.</font>
- 1186
- 00:51:08,515 --> 00:51:10,080
- <font color="#ffff00">And only
- two biscuits each, mind.</font>
- 1187
- 00:51:10,082 --> 00:51:11,215
- <font color="#ffff00">I'm not made
- of bloody biscuits.</font>
- 1188
- 00:51:11,217 --> 00:51:12,517
- <font color="#ffff00">And watch this one,</font>
- 1189
- 00:51:12,519 --> 00:51:14,519
- <font color="#ffff00">'cause last week,
- he filled his pockets.</font>
- 1190
- 00:51:14,521 --> 00:51:16,320
- <font color="#ffff00">Come on, then! Tea's up!</font>
- 1191
- 00:51:16,322 --> 00:51:18,322
- <font color="#ffff00">Okay.</font>
- 1192
- 00:51:18,324 --> 00:51:20,123
- <font color="#ffff00">I'm Tom.</font>
- 1193
- 00:51:20,125 --> 00:51:22,125
- <font color="#ffff00">- Ex-grenadier. Will I do?
- - Lovely. Um...</font>
- 1194
- 00:51:22,127 --> 00:51:24,261
- <font color="#ffff00">Do you know, actually, it's...</font>
- 1195
- 00:51:24,263 --> 00:51:25,329
- <font color="#ffff00">a whole different Tom.</font>
- 1196
- 00:51:25,331 --> 00:51:26,664
- <font color="#ffff00">But would you like a biscuit?</font>
- 1197
- 00:51:26,666 --> 00:51:29,235
- <font color="#ffff00">I could... make some tea.</font>
- 1198
- 00:51:30,336 --> 00:51:31,636
- <font color="#ffff00">Just the two, then?</font>
- 1199
- 00:51:31,638 --> 00:51:33,507
- <font color="#ffff00">Just...</font>
- 1200
- 00:51:38,645 --> 00:51:41,080
- <font color="#ffff00">Anyone like a cup of tea?</font>
- 1201
- 00:51:42,281 --> 00:51:44,281
- <font color="#ffff00">Try and keep it down to...
- Oi, oi.</font>
- 1202
- 00:51:44,283 --> 00:51:46,116
- <font color="#ffff00">Nice of you to volunteer.</font>
- 1203
- 00:51:46,118 --> 00:51:47,452
- <font color="#ffff00">Well, I-I didn't.
- I was press-ganged.</font>
- 1204
- 00:51:47,454 --> 00:51:49,353
- <font color="#ffff00">You want to help us
- with the soup?</font>
- 1205
- 00:51:49,355 --> 00:51:51,154
- <font color="#ffff00">No. Thank you, but no.</font>
- 1206
- 00:51:51,156 --> 00:51:53,591
- <font color="#ffff00">If Tom Webster does come in,
- could you just tell him</font>
- 1207
- 00:51:53,593 --> 00:51:55,460
- <font color="#ffff00">that Kate needs to talk to him?</font>
- 1208
- 00:51:55,462 --> 00:51:57,462
- <font color="#ffff00">- Not "needs."
- - "Would like"?</font>
- 1209
- 00:51:57,464 --> 00:52:00,565
- <font color="#ffff00">Yeah. Yeah.</font>
- 1210
- 00:52:00,567 --> 00:52:03,100
- <font color="#ffff00">- Got it.
- - Yeah, 'cause he doesn't have a phone.</font>
- 1211
- 00:52:03,102 --> 00:52:04,368
- <font color="#ffff00">Would you like a bowl of soup?
- You've earned it.</font>
- 1212
- 00:52:04,370 --> 00:52:06,573
- <font color="#ffff00">No, I'm good. Thanks.</font>
- 1213
- 00:52:08,508 --> 00:52:11,141
- <font color="#ffff00">Dan, what do you reckon?</font>
- 1214
- 00:52:11,143 --> 00:52:13,410
- <font color="#ffff00">Bit up herself, I thought.</font>
- 1215
- 00:52:16,315 --> 00:52:18,215
- <font color="#ffff00">- Yeah.
- - And-and she's very happy.</font>
- 1216
- 00:52:18,217 --> 00:52:19,884
- <font color="#ffff00">- She was.
- - You show... I show you picture.</font>
- 1217
- 00:52:19,886 --> 00:52:22,119
- <font color="#ffff00">- You showed me, Mum.
- - A little beautiful picture.</font>
- 1218
- 00:52:22,121 --> 00:52:23,287
- <font color="#ffff00">- You showed me last time.
- - Easy, easy, easy.</font>
- 1219
- 00:52:23,289 --> 00:52:24,221
- <font color="#ffff00">- And she's a...
- - Hey.</font>
- 1220
- 00:52:24,223 --> 00:52:26,356
- <font color="#ffff00">- Ah! Oh, at last.
- - Hey. Uh, there she is.</font>
- 1221
- 00:52:26,358 --> 00:52:28,292
- <font color="#ffff00">Ah. Hey, at last.</font>
- 1222
- 00:52:28,294 --> 00:52:29,460
- <font color="#ffff00">I was so worry.</font>
- 1223
- 00:52:29,462 --> 00:52:31,261
- <font color="#ffff00">Where you are, huh?</font>
- 1224
- 00:52:31,263 --> 00:52:33,598
- <font color="#ffff00">- Huh?
- - Um, I was volunteering at a homeless shelter.</font>
- 1225
- 00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:35,667
- <font color="#ffff00">- Uh, what it mean?
- - It means helping, Mum.</font>
- 1226
- 00:52:35,669 --> 00:52:37,334
- <font color="#ffff00">- You? Helping?
- - Yes.</font>
- 1227
- 00:52:37,336 --> 00:52:38,703
- <font color="#ffff00">- Ha, yeah. Sure you were.
- - Oh, really?</font>
- 1228
- 00:52:38,705 --> 00:52:40,672
- <font color="#ffff00">And I just rescued an orphan
- from a burning car.</font>
- 1229
- 00:52:42,207 --> 00:52:43,474
- <font color="#ffff00">Did I miss something?</font>
- 1230
- 00:52:43,476 --> 00:52:45,175
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh, wow.</font>
- 1231
- 00:52:45,177 --> 00:52:46,477
- <font color="#ffff00"><i>Oh, jebote, Marta.</i>
- I'm sorry.</font>
- 1232
- 00:52:46,479 --> 00:52:48,412
- <font color="#ffff00">The dinner to celebrate
- your promotion.</font>
- 1233
- 00:52:48,414 --> 00:52:49,447
- <font color="#ffff00">Second promotion.</font>
- 1234
- 00:52:49,449 --> 00:52:50,648
- <font color="#ffff00">- Second.
- - Great achievement.</font>
- 1235
- 00:52:50,650 --> 00:52:52,215
- <font color="#ffff00">Thank you, Dad.</font>
- 1236
- 00:52:52,217 --> 00:52:53,685
- <font color="#ffff00">Now you are here,
- we have krem torta.</font>
- 1237
- 00:52:53,687 --> 00:52:55,285
- <font color="#ffff00">I'm sorry.</font>
- 1238
- 00:52:55,287 --> 00:52:56,420
- <font color="#ffff00">Seriously, Marta, I am sorry.</font>
- 1239
- 00:52:56,422 --> 00:52:58,255
- <font color="#ffff00">It doesn't matter.</font>
- 1240
- 00:52:58,257 --> 00:53:00,525
- <font color="#ffff00">- Oh, thanks a lot, Mum.
- - Your favorite.</font>
- 1241
- 00:53:00,527 --> 00:53:02,493
- <font color="#ffff00">- I'm all right, actually.
- - What? So, is there</font>
- 1242
- 00:53:02,495 --> 00:53:04,495
- <font color="#ffff00">something wrong
- with your favorite cake now?</font>
- 1243
- 00:53:04,497 --> 00:53:06,363
- <font color="#ffff00">No. I'm just not hungry.</font>
- 1244
- 00:53:06,365 --> 00:53:07,264
- <font color="#ffff00">Well, I'm...</font>
- 1245
- 00:53:07,266 --> 00:53:09,232
- <font color="#ffff00">There's always something,
- isn't there?</font>
- 1246
- 00:53:09,234 --> 00:53:11,234
- <font color="#ffff00">Like, you're hungry,
- you're not hungry.</font>
- 1247
- 00:53:11,236 --> 00:53:12,637
- <font color="#ffff00">You're tired,
- you're overexcited.</font>
- 1248
- 00:53:12,639 --> 00:53:15,238
- <font color="#ffff00">- You've got a tummy ache.
- - Give...</font>
- 1249
- 00:53:16,408 --> 00:53:18,342
- <font color="#ffff00">Gosh, you're so tiresome,
- Katarina.</font>
- 1250
- 00:53:18,344 --> 00:53:19,510
- <font color="#ffff00"><i>Nabijem te na kurac, Marta.</i></font>
- 1251
- 00:53:19,512 --> 00:53:20,645
- <font color="#ffff00">It's "Kate."</font>
- 1252
- 00:53:20,647 --> 00:53:22,245
- <font color="#ffff00">Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.</font>
- 1253
- 00:53:22,247 --> 00:53:23,748
- <font color="#ffff00">You taught her
- this terrible word?</font>
- 1254
- 00:53:23,750 --> 00:53:25,415
- <font color="#ffff00">- Of course not.
- - Do you actually even</font>
- 1255
- 00:53:25,417 --> 00:53:27,184
- <font color="#ffff00">know what
- <i>"nabijem te na kurac"</i> means?</font>
- 1256
- 00:53:27,186 --> 00:53:28,118
- <font color="#ffff00">Uh, yeah, I actually do.</font>
- 1257
- 00:53:28,120 --> 00:53:30,588
- <font color="#ffff00">It means,
- "I will nail you to my dick."</font>
- 1258
- 00:53:30,590 --> 00:53:32,657
- <font color="#ffff00">- Yeah, I knew that.
- - Not "dick." "Penis."</font>
- 1259
- 00:53:32,659 --> 00:53:34,659
- <font color="#ffff00">Well, "dick" means "penis."</font>
- 1260
- 00:53:34,661 --> 00:53:37,361
- <font color="#ffff00">- "Dick" means "penis"?
- - "Dick" means "penis." Yeah.</font>
- 1261
- 00:53:37,363 --> 00:53:39,597
- <font color="#ffff00">- No, Dick is our neighbor.
- - It also means "penis."</font>
- 1262
- 00:53:39,599 --> 00:53:41,766
- <font color="#ffff00">Dick, our-our neighbor,
- is called "penis"?</font>
- 1263
- 00:53:41,768 --> 00:53:43,668
- <font color="#ffff00">Dick is penis. Penis is dick.
- That's the same word.</font>
- 1264
- 00:53:43,670 --> 00:53:45,402
- <font color="#ffff00">- Would you stop saying "dick" and "penis"?
- - It's just...</font>
- 1265
- 00:53:45,404 --> 00:53:48,271
- <font color="#ffff00">- I'm trying to explain.
- - Uh, uh, whatever, you know.</font>
- 1266
- 00:53:48,273 --> 00:53:50,541
- <font color="#ffff00">- I'm just so bored of your shit.
- - Marta, stop. She's ill.</font>
- 1267
- 00:53:50,543 --> 00:53:53,478
- <font color="#ffff00">- She's not ill anymore, Mum.
- - She is not ill anymore, Petra.</font>
- 1268
- 00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:54,411
- <font color="#ffff00">And what you know?</font>
- 1269
- 00:53:54,413 --> 00:53:55,980
- <font color="#ffff00">What you know anything
- about this family?</font>
- 1270
- 00:53:55,982 --> 00:53:57,448
- <font color="#ffff00">You're never here.</font>
- 1271
- 00:53:57,450 --> 00:53:58,549
- <font color="#ffff00">I'm not ill anymore, all right?</font>
- 1272
- 00:53:58,551 --> 00:54:00,451
- <font color="#ffff00">No, she is still ill...
- why is she still</font>
- 1273
- 00:54:00,453 --> 00:54:01,686
- <font color="#ffff00">working in silly Christmas shop</font>
- 1274
- 00:54:01,688 --> 00:54:04,221
- <font color="#ffff00">when she was always
- the b-bright one?</font>
- 1275
- 00:54:04,223 --> 00:54:05,422
- <font color="#ffff00"><i>Nabijem te na kurac.</i></font>
- 1276
- 00:54:06,593 --> 00:54:08,291
- <font color="#ffff00">You are very hard worker.</font>
- 1277
- 00:54:08,293 --> 00:54:10,394
- <font color="#ffff00">Wha... Oh, right, yeah,
- well, well, apparently,</font>
- 1278
- 00:54:10,396 --> 00:54:12,362
- <font color="#ffff00">with my pathetic,
- inferior little brain.</font>
- 1279
- 00:54:12,364 --> 00:54:16,734
- <font color="#ffff00">Now she's wasting her life,
- which only a miracle save her.</font>
- 1280
- 00:54:16,736 --> 00:54:18,335
- <font color="#ffff00">Wasting my life. Thanks, Mum.</font>
- 1281
- 00:54:18,337 --> 00:54:20,237
- <font color="#ffff00">And you have job you dream of.</font>
- 1282
- 00:54:20,239 --> 00:54:23,273
- <font color="#ffff00">Yeah, except that I didn't
- dream of it, did I? You did.</font>
- 1283
- 00:54:23,275 --> 00:54:25,743
- <font color="#ffff00">You know, Dad can't be
- a lawyer here, so I had to be.</font>
- 1284
- 00:54:25,745 --> 00:54:27,712
- <font color="#ffff00">No matter what I might have
- actually wanted to do.</font>
- 1285
- 00:54:27,714 --> 00:54:29,447
- <font color="#ffff00">Yeah, would you rather
- drive minicab?</font>
- 1286
- 00:54:29,449 --> 00:54:31,716
- <font color="#ffff00">Look what it done to him.
- He look thousand years old.</font>
- 1287
- 00:54:31,718 --> 00:54:32,817
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh, thanks.</font>
- 1288
- 00:54:32,819 --> 00:54:34,719
- <font color="#ffff00">- <i>Nabijem I tebe na kurac.</i>
- - And you...</font>
- 1289
- 00:54:34,721 --> 00:54:36,554
- <font color="#ffff00">y-you sit there, and you think
- it's absolutely acceptable</font>
- 1290
- 00:54:36,556 --> 00:54:37,789
- <font color="#ffff00">to say that she's cleverer
- than me.</font>
- 1291
- 00:54:37,791 --> 00:54:40,323
- <font color="#ffff00">And I'm expected to swallow it
- just because she's been ill.</font>
- 1292
- 00:54:40,325 --> 00:54:41,526
- <font color="#ffff00">- Marta, calm down.
- - No, don't you dare</font>
- 1293
- 00:54:41,528 --> 00:54:43,528
- <font color="#ffff00">tell me to calm down, all right?</font>
- 1294
- 00:54:43,530 --> 00:54:46,698
- <font color="#ffff00">- Marta.
- - All right, you don't care about anything,</font>
- 1295
- 00:54:46,700 --> 00:54:49,399
- <font color="#ffff00">Katarina, or Kate,
- or whatever your name is now,</font>
- 1296
- 00:54:49,401 --> 00:54:50,802
- <font color="#ffff00">because you're ashamed
- of who you are.</font>
- 1297
- 00:54:50,804 --> 00:54:52,737
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh, I'm ashamed of who I am?</font>
- 1298
- 00:54:52,739 --> 00:54:54,271
- <font color="#ffff00">What about you?</font>
- 1299
- 00:54:54,273 --> 00:54:55,473
- <font color="#ffff00">Where's Alba?</font>
- 1300
- 00:54:55,475 --> 00:54:56,674
- <font color="#ffff00">Shut up.</font>
- 1301
- 00:54:56,676 --> 00:55:00,343
- <font color="#ffff00">On your big celebration dinner,
- where is your girlfriend?</font>
- 1302
- 00:55:00,345 --> 00:55:01,746
- <font color="#ffff00">Alba?</font>
- 1303
- 00:55:01,748 --> 00:55:04,682
- <font color="#ffff00">Alba is...
- Alba is Marta's flatmate.</font>
- 1304
- 00:55:04,684 --> 00:55:06,451
- <font color="#ffff00">Yeah, and that's how
- it's always gonna be.</font>
- 1305
- 00:55:06,453 --> 00:55:08,353
- <font color="#ffff00">I bet she's really happy
- about that.</font>
- 1306
- 00:55:09,622 --> 00:55:10,557
- <font color="#ffff00">What she say?</font>
- 1307
- 00:55:12,492 --> 00:55:14,559
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh, God,
- you're a piece of work.</font>
- 1308
- 00:55:18,431 --> 00:55:20,363
- <font color="#ffff00">Marta.</font>
- 1309
- 00:55:20,365 --> 00:55:21,801
- <font color="#ffff00">- Marta.
- - Marta.</font>
- 1310
- 00:55:23,503 --> 00:55:24,902
- <font color="#ffff00">Eh.</font>
- 1311
- 00:55:24,904 --> 00:55:27,339
- <font color="#ffff00">Eat. You look like skeleton.</font>
- 1312
- 00:55:30,477 --> 00:55:32,844
- <font color="#ffff00">I got to go.</font>
- 1313
- 00:55:32,846 --> 00:55:34,413
- <font color="#ffff00">Goodbye, Mum.</font>
- 1314
- 00:55:38,585 --> 00:55:40,653
- <font color="#ffff00">I will nail you to my dick.</font>
- 1315
- 00:55:49,562 --> 00:55:51,696
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ So every day I see you ♪</font>
- 1316
- 00:55:51,698 --> 00:55:54,932
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ In some other face ♪</font>
- 1317
- 00:55:54,934 --> 00:55:58,102
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ They crack a smile,
- talk a while ♪</font>
- 1318
- 00:55:58,104 --> 00:56:01,572
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Try to take your place ♪</font>
- 1319
- 00:56:01,574 --> 00:56:03,340
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Mm ♪</font>
- 1320
- 00:56:03,342 --> 00:56:04,809
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ My memory ♪</font>
- 1321
- 00:56:04,811 --> 00:56:08,782
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ My memory serves me
- far too well ♪</font>
- 1322
- 00:56:11,885 --> 00:56:14,952
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ I just sit here
- on this mountain ♪</font>
- 1323
- 00:56:14,954 --> 00:56:18,790
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Thinking to myself,
- you're a fool, boy ♪</font>
- 1324
- 00:56:18,792 --> 00:56:21,692
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Why don't you go down,
- find somebody ♪</font>
- 1325
- 00:56:21,694 --> 00:56:25,563
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Find somebody else ♪</font>
- 1326
- 00:56:25,565 --> 00:56:28,365
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ My memory, my memory ♪</font>
- 1327
- 00:56:28,367 --> 00:56:30,468
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Serves me far too well... ♪</font>
- 1328
- 00:56:30,470 --> 00:56:31,869
- <font color="#ffff00">Hey.</font>
- 1329
- 00:56:31,871 --> 00:56:33,538
- <font color="#ffff00">What are you doing out so late?</font>
- 1330
- 00:56:33,540 --> 00:56:34,705
- <font color="#ffff00">Well, where have you been?</font>
- 1331
- 00:56:34,707 --> 00:56:35,706
- <font color="#ffff00">- What's up?
- - "What's up?"</font>
- 1332
- 00:56:35,708 --> 00:56:38,442
- <font color="#ffff00">Me not being able
- to find you is what's up.</font>
- 1333
- 00:56:38,444 --> 00:56:40,978
- <font color="#ffff00">You just... you've been
- disappearing for days on end.</font>
- 1334
- 00:56:40,980 --> 00:56:43,514
- <font color="#ffff00">- Two days.
- - And I've been trying to find you.</font>
- 1335
- 00:56:43,516 --> 00:56:45,583
- <font color="#ffff00">So take your stupid phone
- out of your stupid cupboard</font>
- 1336
- 00:56:45,585 --> 00:56:47,451
- <font color="#ffff00">and contact me, all right?
- 'Cause...</font>
- 1337
- 00:56:47,453 --> 00:56:49,487
- <font color="#ffff00">because I've just been
- really stupid.</font>
- 1338
- 00:56:49,489 --> 00:56:52,657
- <font color="#ffff00">I've been
- really, really stupid.</font>
- 1339
- 00:56:52,659 --> 00:56:54,592
- <font color="#ffff00">I mean, it's a bit
- of a stretch, but...</font>
- 1340
- 00:56:54,594 --> 00:56:55,960
- <font color="#ffff00">have you had a couple drinks?</font>
- 1341
- 00:56:55,962 --> 00:56:58,563
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh, bugger off
- with your cleanly manliness.</font>
- 1342
- 00:56:58,565 --> 00:57:00,631
- <font color="#ffff00">All right?
- Just... just go back to work.</font>
- 1343
- 00:57:00,633 --> 00:57:01,899
- <font color="#ffff00">Leave me alone.</font>
- 1344
- 00:57:01,901 --> 00:57:04,602
- <font color="#ffff00">No, I've just come back
- from helping the needy.</font>
- 1345
- 00:57:04,604 --> 00:57:05,770
- <font color="#ffff00">Great.</font>
- 1346
- 00:57:05,772 --> 00:57:07,839
- <font color="#ffff00">You know, just a bit
- of psych work.</font>
- 1347
- 00:57:07,841 --> 00:57:08,940
- <font color="#ffff00">I work with
- the severely distressed.</font>
- 1348
- 00:57:08,942 --> 00:57:10,641
- <font color="#ffff00">You know,
- when they get off on one.</font>
- 1349
- 00:57:10,643 --> 00:57:12,476
- <font color="#ffff00">- Ah.
- - In fact,</font>
- 1350
- 00:57:12,478 --> 00:57:14,679
- <font color="#ffff00">you're severely distressed
- and have just gone off on one,</font>
- 1351
- 00:57:14,681 --> 00:57:16,716
- <font color="#ffff00">so I'm glad that we bumped
- into each other.</font>
- 1352
- 00:57:19,552 --> 00:57:21,955
- <font color="#ffff00">Shall we go get my phone
- from that cupboard?</font>
- 1353
- 00:57:23,690 --> 00:57:25,424
- <font color="#ffff00">Okay.</font>
- 1354
- 00:57:28,494 --> 00:57:29,760
- <font color="#ffff00">Let's go.</font>
- 1355
- 00:57:29,762 --> 00:57:31,731
- <font color="#ffff00">Where are you taking me?</font>
- 1356
- 00:57:33,466 --> 00:57:34,901
- <font color="#ffff00">Home.</font>
- 1357
- 00:57:43,710 --> 00:57:45,645
- <font color="#ffff00">- It's down here.
- - Yeah.</font>
- 1358
- 00:58:09,469 --> 00:58:10,670
- <font color="#ffff00">Come on in.</font>
- 1359
- 00:58:17,710 --> 00:58:19,610
- <font color="#ffff00">Uh, wow.</font>
- 1360
- 00:58:19,612 --> 00:58:20,912
- <font color="#ffff00">You weren't kidding.</font>
- 1361
- 00:58:20,914 --> 00:58:22,813
- <font color="#ffff00">Place is so tidy.</font>
- 1362
- 00:58:22,815 --> 00:58:24,815
- <font color="#ffff00">- Come take a seat.
- - No. Uh, no.</font>
- 1363
- 00:58:24,817 --> 00:58:26,884
- <font color="#ffff00">I can't. I'll crease something
- or just spontaneously wee.</font>
- 1364
- 00:58:26,886 --> 00:58:30,621
- <font color="#ffff00">I'm gonna... sit on the floor.</font>
- 1365
- 00:58:30,623 --> 00:58:31,691
- <font color="#ffff00">There's plenty of seats.</font>
- 1366
- 00:58:33,726 --> 00:58:34,827
- <font color="#ffff00">Nice landing.</font>
- 1367
- 00:58:36,930 --> 00:58:38,863
- <font color="#ffff00">You're not yourself.</font>
- 1368
- 00:58:38,865 --> 00:58:40,531
- <font color="#ffff00">No?</font>
- 1369
- 00:58:40,533 --> 00:58:41,732
- <font color="#ffff00">Maybe I'm wrong.</font>
- 1370
- 00:58:41,734 --> 00:58:43,567
- <font color="#ffff00">Wrong about what?</font>
- 1371
- 00:58:43,569 --> 00:58:45,838
- <font color="#ffff00">Maybe this is more you
- than anything.</font>
- 1372
- 00:58:52,512 --> 00:58:53,713
- <font color="#ffff00">I'm a mess.</font>
- 1373
- 00:58:54,847 --> 00:58:56,482
- <font color="#ffff00">Kind of.</font>
- 1374
- 00:58:57,583 --> 00:58:59,519
- <font color="#ffff00">In here.</font>
- 1375
- 00:59:05,858 --> 00:59:10,630
- <font color="#ffff00">When I was ill,
- it was a heart thing.</font>
- 1376
- 00:59:11,798 --> 00:59:13,733
- <font color="#ffff00">Right.</font>
- 1377
- 00:59:14,834 --> 00:59:16,667
- <font color="#ffff00">I had a heart transplant.</font>
- 1378
- 00:59:16,669 --> 00:59:19,036
- <font color="#ffff00">I don't tell people,
- 'cause they get weird,</font>
- 1379
- 00:59:19,038 --> 00:59:21,574
- <font color="#ffff00">but I don't think
- you'll get weird.</font>
- 1380
- 00:59:22,642 --> 00:59:23,876
- <font color="#ffff00">No.</font>
- 1381
- 00:59:37,056 --> 00:59:38,958
- <font color="#ffff00">Is this okay?</font>
- 1382
- 00:59:58,044 --> 01:00:01,547
- <font color="#ffff00">They took out my heart.</font>
- 1383
- 01:00:02,949 --> 01:00:05,916
- <font color="#ffff00">They took it and threw it away.</font>
- 1384
- 01:00:05,918 --> 01:00:08,986
- <font color="#ffff00">And I... and I don't know
- what they put back,</font>
- 1385
- 01:00:08,988 --> 01:00:14,692
- <font color="#ffff00">but it felt weird and different
- and strange and...</font>
- 1386
- 01:00:14,694 --> 01:00:16,829
- <font color="#ffff00">and like I'd lost
- my most special part.</font>
- 1387
- 01:00:19,932 --> 01:00:22,935
- <font color="#ffff00">And they kept telling me
- I was lucky to be alive.</font>
- 1388
- 01:00:24,037 --> 01:00:26,637
- <font color="#ffff00">But I didn't feel alive.</font>
- 1389
- 01:00:26,639 --> 01:00:28,574
- <font color="#ffff00">I just felt half dead.</font>
- 1390
- 01:00:39,652 --> 01:00:41,087
- <font color="#ffff00">Come here.</font>
- 1391
- 01:00:48,694 --> 01:00:51,629
- <font color="#ffff00">I was supposed to be special.</font>
- 1392
- 01:00:51,631 --> 01:00:53,831
- <font color="#ffff00">I didn't ask to be, but...</font>
- 1393
- 01:00:53,833 --> 01:00:55,833
- <font color="#ffff00">they made me feel special
- when I was ill.</font>
- 1394
- 01:00:55,835 --> 01:00:57,968
- <font color="#ffff00">And then I was special
- when I nearly died</font>
- 1395
- 01:00:57,970 --> 01:01:01,138
- <font color="#ffff00">and had a transplant, but...</font>
- 1396
- 01:01:01,140 --> 01:01:05,142
- <font color="#ffff00">then they just expected me to
- be normal and get on with life.</font>
- 1397
- 01:01:05,144 --> 01:01:07,978
- <font color="#ffff00">There's no such thing
- as normal.</font>
- 1398
- 01:01:07,980 --> 01:01:10,047
- <font color="#ffff00">It's a stupid word.</font>
- 1399
- 01:01:10,049 --> 01:01:11,984
- <font color="#ffff00">Does a lot of damage.</font>
- 1400
- 01:01:13,152 --> 01:01:15,121
- <font color="#ffff00">Nothing feels right.</font>
- 1401
- 01:01:18,724 --> 01:01:22,026
- <font color="#ffff00">You're the only person</font>
- 1402
- 01:01:22,028 --> 01:01:24,864
- <font color="#ffff00">that makes me feel, like,
- I don't know...</font>
- 1403
- 01:01:27,767 --> 01:01:30,034
- <font color="#ffff00">...solid.</font>
- 1404
- 01:01:30,036 --> 01:01:32,772
- <font color="#ffff00">Like I exist.</font>
- 1405
- 01:01:35,741 --> 01:01:37,074
- <font color="#ffff00">I'm a part-time cycle courier</font>
- 1406
- 01:01:37,076 --> 01:01:38,809
- <font color="#ffff00">who doesn't even have a phone.</font>
- 1407
- 01:01:38,811 --> 01:01:40,144
- <font color="#ffff00">I know.</font>
- 1408
- 01:01:40,146 --> 01:01:42,880
- <font color="#ffff00">It's pretty sad.</font>
- 1409
- 01:01:42,882 --> 01:01:45,015
- <font color="#ffff00">And I could sing before.</font>
- 1410
- 01:01:45,017 --> 01:01:46,951
- <font color="#ffff00">Turns out...</font>
- 1411
- 01:01:46,953 --> 01:01:49,155
- <font color="#ffff00">I can't do anything.</font>
- 1412
- 01:01:51,691 --> 01:01:54,024
- <font color="#ffff00">I think the whole special...</font>
- 1413
- 01:01:54,026 --> 01:01:56,095
- <font color="#ffff00">being-special thing
- is overrated.</font>
- 1414
- 01:01:58,231 --> 01:02:01,966
- <font color="#ffff00">I think just to be
- a human being is hard.</font>
- 1415
- 01:02:01,968 --> 01:02:03,968
- <font color="#ffff00">You know, really hard.</font>
- 1416
- 01:02:03,970 --> 01:02:06,103
- <font color="#ffff00">You seem to manage all right.</font>
- 1417
- 01:02:06,105 --> 01:02:09,642
- <font color="#ffff00">One thing someone said to me
- helped me.</font>
- 1418
- 01:02:10,910 --> 01:02:14,745
- <font color="#ffff00">"Every little action
- of the common day</font>
- 1419
- 01:02:14,747 --> 01:02:18,483
- <font color="#ffff00">makes or unmakes character."</font>
- 1420
- 01:02:18,485 --> 01:02:22,922
- <font color="#ffff00">It just means that you're built
- of everything you do.</font>
- 1421
- 01:02:24,257 --> 01:02:26,058
- <font color="#ffff00">And that's okay.</font>
- 1422
- 01:02:31,764 --> 01:02:33,831
- <font color="#ffff00">Who am I?</font>
- 1423
- 01:02:33,833 --> 01:02:36,800
- <font color="#ffff00">I don't know.</font>
- 1424
- 01:02:36,802 --> 01:02:39,504
- <font color="#ffff00">What's all this
- "me" business anyway?</font>
- 1425
- 01:02:39,506 --> 01:02:42,239
- <font color="#ffff00">Hmm? What's wrong with...</font>
- 1426
- 01:02:42,241 --> 01:02:45,743
- <font color="#ffff00">not knowing, you know,
- being inconsistent?</font>
- 1427
- 01:02:45,745 --> 01:02:47,745
- <font color="#ffff00">Just uncertain.</font>
- 1428
- 01:02:47,747 --> 01:02:49,815
- <font color="#ffff00">Why do you have to be anything?</font>
- 1429
- 01:02:55,855 --> 01:02:58,122
- <font color="#ffff00">Tom.</font>
- 1430
- 01:02:58,124 --> 01:02:59,959
- <font color="#ffff00">Yeah?</font>
- 1431
- 01:03:02,828 --> 01:03:05,262
- <font color="#ffff00">Can we lie down?</font>
- 1432
- 01:03:05,264 --> 01:03:07,998
- <font color="#ffff00">Absolutely.</font>
- 1433
- 01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:09,833
- <font color="#ffff00">- Come on.
- - Okay.</font>
- 1434
- 01:03:09,835 --> 01:03:11,235
- <font color="#ffff00">Ooh. Gently does it.</font>
- 1435
- 01:03:11,237 --> 01:03:13,003
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh, my God.</font>
- 1436
- 01:03:15,274 --> 01:03:16,874
- <font color="#ffff00">Jump in there.</font>
- 1437
- 01:03:16,876 --> 01:03:19,009
- <font color="#ffff00">- Oh, the bed.
- - In the bed there.</font>
- 1438
- 01:03:20,146 --> 01:03:21,314
- <font color="#ffff00">Bed.</font>
- 1439
- 01:03:22,381 --> 01:03:23,716
- <font color="#ffff00">What...?</font>
- 1440
- 01:03:25,251 --> 01:03:28,385
- <font color="#ffff00">Tom, I said... "we."</font>
- 1441
- 01:03:28,387 --> 01:03:30,354
- <font color="#ffff00">This is close enough for now.</font>
- 1442
- 01:03:30,356 --> 01:03:32,389
- <font color="#ffff00">- We hardly know each other.
- - Wha...?</font>
- 1443
- 01:03:34,126 --> 01:03:36,561
- <font color="#ffff00">What do you mean?
- We ju... we ju...</font>
- 1444
- 01:03:36,563 --> 01:03:38,963
- <font color="#ffff00">I just told you everything
- there is to know about me.</font>
- 1445
- 01:03:38,965 --> 01:03:40,864
- <font color="#ffff00">There is nothing more to know.</font>
- 1446
- 01:03:40,866 --> 01:03:43,267
- <font color="#ffff00">You've just poured out
- some very heavy-duty stuff.</font>
- 1447
- 01:03:43,269 --> 01:03:46,571
- <font color="#ffff00">I think you should just
- sleep for a bit.</font>
- 1448
- 01:03:46,573 --> 01:03:48,573
- <font color="#ffff00">Sing me to sleep?</font>
- 1449
- 01:03:48,575 --> 01:03:50,941
- <font color="#ffff00">- Like your mum?
- - No, no.</font>
- 1450
- 01:03:50,943 --> 01:03:52,943
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh, dear God, not like my mum.</font>
- 1451
- 01:03:52,945 --> 01:03:54,845
- <font color="#ffff00">I'm a terrible singer, really.</font>
- 1452
- 01:03:54,847 --> 01:03:57,049
- <font color="#ffff00">- Everyone can sing.
- - Mm-mm. Not me.</font>
- 1453
- 01:04:00,086 --> 01:04:01,852
- <font color="#ffff00">You sing.</font>
- 1454
- 01:04:01,854 --> 01:04:03,320
- <font color="#ffff00">You're the singer.</font>
- 1455
- 01:04:03,322 --> 01:04:06,323
- <font color="#ffff00">If I sing a lullaby...</font>
- 1456
- 01:04:06,325 --> 01:04:08,794
- <font color="#ffff00">will you kiss me good night?</font>
- 1457
- 01:04:16,235 --> 01:04:18,304
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Let me tell you a secret ♪</font>
- 1458
- 01:04:20,039 --> 01:04:22,908
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Put it in your heart
- and keep it ♪</font>
- 1459
- 01:04:24,277 --> 01:04:26,879
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Something that
- I want you to know ♪</font>
- 1460
- 01:04:28,314 --> 01:04:31,115
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Do something for me ♪</font>
- 1461
- 01:04:31,117 --> 01:04:34,184
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Listen to my simple story ♪</font>
- 1462
- 01:04:34,186 --> 01:04:37,187
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Maybe we'll have
- something to show ♪</font>
- 1463
- 01:04:37,189 --> 01:04:40,924
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ You tell me
- you're cold on the inside ♪</font>
- 1464
- 01:04:40,926 --> 01:04:44,194
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ How can the outside world ♪</font>
- 1465
- 01:04:44,196 --> 01:04:48,232
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Be a place that
- your heart can embrace? ♪</font>
- 1466
- 01:04:48,234 --> 01:04:51,335
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Be good to yourself ♪</font>
- 1467
- 01:04:51,337 --> 01:04:54,338
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ 'Cause nobody else ♪</font>
- 1468
- 01:04:54,340 --> 01:04:58,844
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Has the power
- to make you happy. ♪</font>
- 1469
- 01:05:18,097 --> 01:05:20,130
- <font color="#ffff00">Go to sleep.</font>
- 1470
- 01:05:20,132 --> 01:05:21,867
- <font color="#ffff00">Mm.</font>
- 1471
- 01:05:38,217 --> 01:05:42,953
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Do do do, do do do do ♪</font>
- 1472
- 01:05:42,955 --> 01:05:47,257
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Do do do do,
- do do do do do do ♪</font>
- 1473
- 01:05:47,259 --> 01:05:50,194
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Let me tell you a secret ♪</font>
- 1474
- 01:05:50,196 --> 01:05:53,230
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Put it in your heart
- and keep it ♪</font>
- 1475
- 01:05:53,232 --> 01:05:56,934
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Something that
- I want you to know ♪</font>
- 1476
- 01:05:56,936 --> 01:05:59,203
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Do something for me ♪</font>
- 1477
- 01:05:59,205 --> 01:06:02,139
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Listen to my simple story ♪</font>
- 1478
- 01:06:02,141 --> 01:06:05,175
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ And maybe we'll have
- something to show ♪</font>
- 1479
- 01:06:05,177 --> 01:06:07,277
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ You tell me you're cold
- on the inside ♪</font>
- 1480
- 01:06:07,279 --> 01:06:08,979
- <font color="#ffff00">Can I get one of them?</font>
- 1481
- 01:06:08,981 --> 01:06:10,482
- <font color="#ffff00">There you go.</font>
- 1482
- 01:06:10,484 --> 01:06:12,282
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ How can the outside world ♪</font>
- 1483
- 01:06:12,284 --> 01:06:15,419
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Be a place that
- your heart can embrace? ♪</font>
- 1484
- 01:06:15,421 --> 01:06:17,955
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Be good to yourself ♪</font>
- 1485
- 01:06:17,957 --> 01:06:19,323
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ 'Cause nobody else ♪</font>
- 1486
- 01:06:19,325 --> 01:06:22,025
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Has the power
- to make you... ♪</font>
- 1487
- 01:06:22,027 --> 01:06:24,429
- <font color="#ffff00">They called today
- the Brexit Betrayal Rally.</font>
- 1488
- 01:06:24,431 --> 01:06:26,964
- <font color="#ffff00">- And UKIP said...
- - Mum?</font>
- 1489
- 01:06:26,966 --> 01:06:29,032
- <font color="#ffff00">- Mum?
- - They hate us.</font>
- 1490
- 01:06:29,034 --> 01:06:30,234
- <font color="#ffff00">You all right?</font>
- 1491
- 01:06:30,236 --> 01:06:32,171
- <font color="#ffff00">They send us all back.</font>
- 1492
- 01:06:35,307 --> 01:06:38,476
- <font color="#ffff00">Hmm, you're early.</font>
- 1493
- 01:06:38,478 --> 01:06:41,044
- <font color="#ffff00">Don't tell me even your mother
- kicked you out.</font>
- 1494
- 01:06:41,046 --> 01:06:44,081
- <font color="#ffff00">No, I'm just...
- doing something for someone.</font>
- 1495
- 01:06:44,083 --> 01:06:46,350
- <font color="#ffff00">- How was your date?
- - Really nice.</font>
- 1496
- 01:06:46,352 --> 01:06:48,185
- <font color="#ffff00">Are you really gonna
- call him Boy?</font>
- 1497
- 01:06:48,187 --> 01:06:50,187
- <font color="#ffff00">- He likes it.
- - What does he do?</font>
- 1498
- 01:06:50,189 --> 01:06:52,389
- <font color="#ffff00">He's an expert on sauerkraut.</font>
- 1499
- 01:06:52,391 --> 01:06:53,991
- <font color="#ffff00">Mm, you're kidding.</font>
- 1500
- 01:06:53,993 --> 01:06:55,427
- <font color="#ffff00">I wish I were.</font>
- 1501
- 01:06:55,429 --> 01:06:57,394
- <font color="#ffff00">Now I must learn
- to love sauerkraut.</font>
- 1502
- 01:06:57,396 --> 01:07:00,565
- <font color="#ffff00">Which will be hard because
- I am not a sour person.</font>
- 1503
- 01:07:00,567 --> 01:07:02,266
- <font color="#ffff00">You'll do it for love.</font>
- 1504
- 01:07:02,268 --> 01:07:04,336
- <font color="#ffff00">Hey, there's a latte for you
- on the shelf.</font>
- 1505
- 01:07:07,306 --> 01:07:09,507
- <font color="#ffff00">What do you want?</font>
- 1506
- 01:07:09,509 --> 01:07:11,543
- <font color="#ffff00">Nothing.</font>
- 1507
- 01:07:11,545 --> 01:07:13,445
- <font color="#ffff00">Then why?</font>
- 1508
- 01:07:13,447 --> 01:07:17,114
- <font color="#ffff00">Well, uh, 'cause it's Monday.</font>
- 1509
- 01:07:17,116 --> 01:07:18,384
- <font color="#ffff00">Get to work.</font>
- 1510
- 01:07:19,786 --> 01:07:21,486
- <font color="#ffff00">Okay.</font>
- 1511
- 01:07:43,242 --> 01:07:44,343
- <font color="#ffff00">Okay.</font>
- 1512
- 01:07:45,411 --> 01:07:47,179
- <font color="#ffff00">All right.</font>
- 1513
- 01:07:55,655 --> 01:07:58,055
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Dashing through the snow ♪</font>
- 1514
- 01:07:58,057 --> 01:08:00,123
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ In a one-horse open sleigh ♪</font>
- 1515
- 01:08:00,125 --> 01:08:02,326
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ O'er the fields we go ♪</font>
- 1516
- 01:08:02,328 --> 01:08:04,394
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Laughing all the way ♪</font>
- 1517
- 01:08:04,396 --> 01:08:06,363
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Bells on bobtail ring ♪</font>
- 1518
- 01:08:06,365 --> 01:08:08,265
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Making spirits bright ♪</font>
- 1519
- 01:08:08,267 --> 01:08:10,367
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ What fun it is
- to ride and sing ♪</font>
- 1520
- 01:08:10,369 --> 01:08:12,135
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ A sleighing song tonight ♪</font>
- 1521
- 01:08:12,137 --> 01:08:13,838
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Hey, jingle bells,
- jingle bells ♪</font>
- 1522
- 01:08:13,840 --> 01:08:17,074
- <font color="#ffff00">- What have we here, then?
- - ♪ Jingle all the way ♪</font>
- 1523
- 01:08:17,076 --> 01:08:19,844
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride
- in a one-horse open sleigh ♪</font>
- 1524
- 01:08:19,846 --> 01:08:21,546
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Hey, jingle bells,
- jingle bells... ♪</font>
- 1525
- 01:08:21,548 --> 01:08:24,582
- <font color="#ffff00">Uh, you know we could book you
- for causing an obstruction?</font>
- 1526
- 01:08:24,584 --> 01:08:27,117
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh, all right now,
- PC Trenchant Old Baggage.</font>
- 1527
- 01:08:27,119 --> 01:08:28,218
- <font color="#ffff00">Just leave her alone.</font>
- 1528
- 01:08:28,220 --> 01:08:30,588
- <font color="#ffff00">No, I'm just saying,
- she's causing an obstruction.</font>
- 1529
- 01:08:30,590 --> 01:08:32,457
- <font color="#ffff00">Turn a blind eye.</font>
- 1530
- 01:08:32,459 --> 01:08:35,392
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly,
- fa-la-la-la-la... ♪</font>
- 1531
- 01:08:35,394 --> 01:08:37,595
- <font color="#ffff00">Well, that is quite
- the slippery slope.</font>
- 1532
- 01:08:37,597 --> 01:08:39,329
- <font color="#ffff00">What next, huh?</font>
- 1533
- 01:08:39,331 --> 01:08:41,432
- <font color="#ffff00">- Turn a blind eye to robbery?
- - Oh, come on, you.</font>
- 1534
- 01:08:41,434 --> 01:08:43,133
- <font color="#ffff00">- Arson?
- - Come on, now.</font>
- 1535
- 01:08:43,135 --> 01:08:44,301
- <font color="#ffff00">Murder?</font>
- 1536
- 01:08:44,303 --> 01:08:46,336
- <font color="#ffff00">You have been like this
- all day.</font>
- 1537
- 01:08:46,338 --> 01:08:48,640
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Laughing all the way,
- ha-ha-ha ♪</font>
- 1538
- 01:08:48,642 --> 01:08:50,374
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Bells on bobtail ring ♪</font>
- 1539
- 01:08:50,376 --> 01:08:51,643
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Making spirits fly ♪</font>
- 1540
- 01:08:51,645 --> 01:08:54,177
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ What fun it is
- to ride and sing ♪</font>
- 1541
- 01:08:54,179 --> 01:08:56,447
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ A sleighing song tonight ♪</font>
- 1542
- 01:08:56,449 --> 01:08:58,148
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Hey. ♪</font>
- 1543
- 01:09:13,733 --> 01:09:15,633
- <font color="#ffff00">Yeah!</font>
- 1544
- 01:09:26,446 --> 01:09:28,713
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Deck the halls
- with boughs of holly ♪</font>
- 1545
- 01:09:28,715 --> 01:09:30,915
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪</font>
- 1546
- 01:09:30,917 --> 01:09:32,652
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ 'Tis the season
- to be jolly... ♪</font>
- 1547
- 01:09:33,720 --> 01:09:35,653
- <font color="#ffff00">£5.75, two euros</font>
- 1548
- 01:09:35,655 --> 01:09:37,622
- <font color="#ffff00">and a Fox's Glacier Mint.</font>
- 1549
- 01:09:37,624 --> 01:09:40,223
- <font color="#ffff00">- Less than minimum wage, then.
- - Oi.</font>
- 1550
- 01:09:40,225 --> 01:09:42,225
- <font color="#ffff00">Yeah, no, I...
- I know it's not much.</font>
- 1551
- 01:09:42,227 --> 01:09:45,362
- <font color="#ffff00">No, that's-that's an hour
- of pure heart and soul.</font>
- 1552
- 01:09:45,364 --> 01:09:47,364
- <font color="#ffff00">You know,
- that's-that's riches, that is.</font>
- 1553
- 01:09:47,366 --> 01:09:49,166
- <font color="#ffff00">- Thanks.
- - You're welcome.</font>
- 1554
- 01:09:49,168 --> 01:09:51,636
- <font color="#ffff00">So, did you find
- your Tom, then?</font>
- 1555
- 01:09:51,638 --> 01:09:52,770
- <font color="#ffff00">Yeah.</font>
- 1556
- 01:09:52,772 --> 01:09:53,771
- <font color="#ffff00">- Nice.
- - Yeah.</font>
- 1557
- 01:09:53,773 --> 01:09:55,172
- <font color="#ffff00">Yeah, good for you.</font>
- 1558
- 01:09:55,174 --> 01:09:56,206
- <font color="#ffff00">Thank you.</font>
- 1559
- 01:09:56,208 --> 01:09:57,508
- <font color="#ffff00">I'm just gonna leave that...</font>
- 1560
- 01:09:57,510 --> 01:09:58,676
- <font color="#ffff00">right there.</font>
- 1561
- 01:09:58,678 --> 01:10:01,211
- <font color="#ffff00">Go nicely with your tea.</font>
- 1562
- 01:10:01,213 --> 01:10:02,547
- <font color="#ffff00">- See you soon.
- - See you.</font>
- 1563
- 01:10:02,549 --> 01:10:04,247
- <font color="#ffff00">- See you later.
- - Bye. - Bye.</font>
- 1564
- 01:10:04,249 --> 01:10:05,415
- <font color="#ffff00">Don't even know
- where that's been.</font>
- 1565
- 01:10:05,417 --> 01:10:07,217
- <font color="#ffff00">Dan, she doesn't have to help,
- you know.</font>
- 1566
- 01:10:07,219 --> 01:10:10,420
- <font color="#ffff00">Listen, I've seen more of these
- little middle-class do-gooders</font>
- 1567
- 01:10:10,422 --> 01:10:12,289
- <font color="#ffff00">than you've had
- hot dinners, mate.</font>
- 1568
- 01:10:12,291 --> 01:10:13,591
- <font color="#ffff00">Dan, I can't take
- your attitude.</font>
- 1569
- 01:10:13,593 --> 01:10:15,627
- <font color="#ffff00">You're so negative.</font>
- 1570
- 01:10:15,629 --> 01:10:17,729
- <font color="#ffff00">Eat your mint.</font>
- 1571
- 01:10:17,731 --> 01:10:19,664
- <font color="#ffff00">So I didn't get
- that <i>Frozen</i> job.</font>
- 1572
- 01:10:19,666 --> 01:10:21,466
- <font color="#ffff00">You're fired.</font>
- 1573
- 01:10:21,468 --> 01:10:23,735
- <font color="#ffff00">No, it's funny. I'm all right
- about it, actually.</font>
- 1574
- 01:10:23,737 --> 01:10:25,470
- <font color="#ffff00">I'm not sure how I feel about</font>
- 1575
- 01:10:25,472 --> 01:10:27,337
- <font color="#ffff00">the whole auditioning thing
- in general.</font>
- 1576
- 01:10:27,339 --> 01:10:28,773
- <font color="#ffff00">I'm not sure
- it's that good for me.</font>
- 1577
- 01:10:28,775 --> 01:10:31,544
- <font color="#ffff00">I might just give it a break.</font>
- 1578
- 01:10:32,812 --> 01:10:35,345
- <font color="#ffff00">- What's wrong with you?
- - What?</font>
- 1579
- 01:10:35,347 --> 01:10:37,314
- <font color="#ffff00">That sounds like
- quite a healthy choice.</font>
- 1580
- 01:10:37,316 --> 01:10:40,685
- <font color="#ffff00">I haven't heard you make one
- of those in a very long time.</font>
- 1581
- 01:10:40,687 --> 01:10:42,319
- <font color="#ffff00">Well, don't panic.</font>
- 1582
- 01:10:42,321 --> 01:10:44,421
- <font color="#ffff00">I will go out
- and get shit-faced later.</font>
- 1583
- 01:10:47,794 --> 01:10:49,326
- <font color="#ffff00">You're rehired.</font>
- 1584
- 01:10:49,328 --> 01:10:50,695
- <font color="#ffff00">Ooh.</font>
- 1585
- 01:10:54,668 --> 01:10:56,168
- <font color="#ffff00">Hello, Boy.</font>
- 1586
- 01:11:01,007 --> 01:11:03,407
- <font color="#ffff00">It is a fermented
- mini cabbage hedge.</font>
- 1587
- 01:11:03,409 --> 01:11:04,709
- <font color="#ffff00">Blimey.</font>
- 1588
- 01:11:04,711 --> 01:11:06,243
- <font color="#ffff00">Thank you.</font>
- 1589
- 01:11:06,245 --> 01:11:08,245
- <font color="#ffff00">It's beautiful.</font>
- 1590
- 01:11:08,247 --> 01:11:09,614
- <font color="#ffff00">It was my grandmother's.</font>
- 1591
- 01:11:09,616 --> 01:11:11,348
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh, that's... lovely.</font>
- 1592
- 01:11:11,350 --> 01:11:12,517
- <font color="#ffff00">That's very nice.</font>
- 1593
- 01:11:12,519 --> 01:11:14,384
- <font color="#ffff00">- Mm.
- - Go away.</font>
- 1594
- 01:11:16,623 --> 01:11:18,623
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ I'm dreaming ♪</font>
- 1595
- 01:11:18,625 --> 01:11:20,692
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Of a white Christmas... ♪</font>
- 1596
- 01:11:20,694 --> 01:11:23,027
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Well,
- I guess it would be nice ♪</font>
- 1597
- 01:11:23,029 --> 01:11:25,463
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ If I could touch your body ♪</font>
- 1598
- 01:11:25,465 --> 01:11:27,565
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ I know not everybody ♪</font>
- 1599
- 01:11:27,567 --> 01:11:30,568
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Has got a body like you, oh ♪</font>
- 1600
- 01:11:30,570 --> 01:11:32,603
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ But I gotta think twice ♪</font>
- 1601
- 01:11:32,605 --> 01:11:35,473
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Before I give my heart away ♪</font>
- 1602
- 01:11:35,475 --> 01:11:37,575
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ And I know
- all the games you play ♪</font>
- 1603
- 01:11:37,577 --> 01:11:39,376
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Because I played them, too ♪</font>
- 1604
- 01:11:39,378 --> 01:11:42,714
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Oh, but I need
- some time off... ♪</font>
- 1605
- 01:11:42,716 --> 01:11:46,050
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Donald,
- where's your troosers? ♪</font>
- 1606
- 01:11:46,052 --> 01:11:50,521
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Time to pick
- my heart up off the floor... ♪</font>
- 1607
- 01:11:50,523 --> 01:11:52,590
- <font color="#ffff00">£27.35...</font>
- 1608
- 01:11:52,592 --> 01:11:54,726
- <font color="#ffff00">some sort of
- a weird token thing</font>
- 1609
- 01:11:54,728 --> 01:11:57,294
- <font color="#ffff00">and a Strepsil.</font>
- 1610
- 01:11:57,296 --> 01:11:58,529
- <font color="#ffff00">It's coming along nicely.</font>
- 1611
- 01:11:58,531 --> 01:12:00,064
- <font color="#ffff00">Yeah, that's 'cause of Arthur.</font>
- 1612
- 01:12:00,066 --> 01:12:02,767
- <font color="#ffff00">Bollocks it is.</font>
- 1613
- 01:12:02,769 --> 01:12:05,436
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ I gotta have faith ♪</font>
- 1614
- 01:12:05,438 --> 01:12:07,672
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Because I got to have
- faith, faith, faith. ♪</font>
- 1615
- 01:12:07,674 --> 01:12:10,407
- <font color="#ffff00">Arthur, you-you do know that
- you don't have to audition.</font>
- 1616
- 01:12:10,409 --> 01:12:12,342
- <font color="#ffff00">- Well, I want to.
- - But you're in.</font>
- 1617
- 01:12:12,344 --> 01:12:14,344
- <font color="#ffff00">Well, they'll think I'm a dick
- if I don't.</font>
- 1618
- 01:12:14,346 --> 01:12:15,546
- <font color="#ffff00">- Fair enough.
- - Fair enough. Yeah.</font>
- 1619
- 01:12:15,548 --> 01:12:19,851
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ There was a young lady
- called Florrie ♪</font>
- 1620
- 01:12:19,853 --> 01:12:24,489
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Who laid on her back
- in a quarry ♪</font>
- 1621
- 01:12:24,491 --> 01:12:27,625
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ "I'm ready!" she cried ♪</font>
- 1622
- 01:12:27,627 --> 01:12:30,528
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ With her legs open wide... ♪</font>
- 1623
- 01:12:30,530 --> 01:12:33,097
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Uh-huh, I'll have a ♪</font>
- 1624
- 01:12:33,099 --> 01:12:38,335
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Blue Christmas
- without you... ♪</font>
- 1625
- 01:12:38,337 --> 01:12:41,572
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Melody, melody... ♪</font>
- 1626
- 01:12:41,574 --> 01:12:44,809
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ God rest you merry,
- gentlemen... ♪</font>
- 1627
- 01:12:46,411 --> 01:12:48,378
- <font color="#ffff00">I could drop quite easily.
- I just...</font>
- 1628
- 01:12:48,380 --> 01:12:51,516
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh, this is my, uh, floor show.</font>
- 1629
- 01:12:51,518 --> 01:12:54,552
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Land of hope and glory ♪</font>
- 1630
- 01:12:54,554 --> 01:12:56,554
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Mother of... ♪</font>
- 1631
- 01:13:03,763 --> 01:13:05,730
- <font color="#ffff00">Thank you very much.</font>
- 1632
- 01:13:10,436 --> 01:13:12,436
- <font color="#ffff00">- Anyway...
- - So, how's your Tom?</font>
- 1633
- 01:13:12,438 --> 01:13:14,371
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh, well, I just wish I knew.</font>
- 1634
- 01:13:14,373 --> 01:13:15,706
- <font color="#ffff00">I haven't heard from him
- in days.</font>
- 1635
- 01:13:15,708 --> 01:13:16,874
- <font color="#ffff00">He's disappeared again.</font>
- 1636
- 01:13:16,876 --> 01:13:18,709
- <font color="#ffff00">It's a bit annoying,
- if I'm honest.</font>
- 1637
- 01:13:18,711 --> 01:13:20,444
- <font color="#ffff00">He seems to be
- disappearing a lot.</font>
- 1638
- 01:13:20,446 --> 01:13:21,612
- <font color="#ffff00">Is he a magician?</font>
- 1639
- 01:13:21,614 --> 01:13:23,614
- <font color="#ffff00">Well, you never know.</font>
- 1640
- 01:13:23,616 --> 01:13:26,484
- <font color="#ffff00">Probably just scared
- of what he feels about you.</font>
- 1641
- 01:13:26,486 --> 01:13:27,919
- <font color="#ffff00">You know, blokes and that.</font>
- 1642
- 01:13:27,921 --> 01:13:30,788
- <font color="#ffff00">Yeah.</font>
- 1643
- 01:13:30,790 --> 01:13:32,690
- <font color="#ffff00">- Well...
- - Bon appétit.</font>
- 1644
- 01:13:32,692 --> 01:13:34,592
- <font color="#ffff00">Boom. Thank you.</font>
- 1645
- 01:13:34,594 --> 01:13:37,428
- <font color="#ffff00">- See you soon, Kate.
- - Bye.</font>
- 1646
- 01:13:51,878 --> 01:13:53,746
- <font color="#ffff00">- Hi.
- - Hey.</font>
- 1647
- 01:14:25,812 --> 01:14:27,647
- <font color="#ffff00">Hi.</font>
- 1648
- 01:14:29,048 --> 01:14:30,815
- <font color="#ffff00">Hi.</font>
- 1649
- 01:14:30,817 --> 01:14:32,886
- <font color="#ffff00">How've you been?</font>
- 1650
- 01:14:34,220 --> 01:14:35,889
- <font color="#ffff00">Missing you.</font>
- 1651
- 01:14:56,075 --> 01:14:57,810
- <font color="#ffff00">Mm.</font>
- 1652
- 01:14:59,512 --> 01:15:01,545
- <font color="#ffff00">Mm.</font>
- 1653
- 01:15:01,547 --> 01:15:03,247
- <font color="#ffff00">Missing and kissing.</font>
- 1654
- 01:15:03,249 --> 01:15:05,818
- <font color="#ffff00">It's almost like
- we're having a relationship.</font>
- 1655
- 01:15:11,057 --> 01:15:13,760
- <font color="#ffff00">Kate, there's something
- I've got to tell you.</font>
- 1656
- 01:15:14,894 --> 01:15:17,094
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh, God.</font>
- 1657
- 01:15:17,096 --> 01:15:20,064
- <font color="#ffff00">The "there's something I've got
- to tell you" moment. Okay.</font>
- 1658
- 01:15:20,066 --> 01:15:21,832
- <font color="#ffff00">Okay, let's go
- through the list.</font>
- 1659
- 01:15:21,834 --> 01:15:22,936
- <font color="#ffff00">Um...</font>
- 1660
- 01:15:25,271 --> 01:15:27,838
- <font color="#ffff00">You're gay?</font>
- 1661
- 01:15:27,840 --> 01:15:30,975
- <font color="#ffff00">- No, it's...
- - Married?</font>
- 1662
- 01:15:30,977 --> 01:15:33,513
- <font color="#ffff00">- No, there's...
- - Uh, y-you need space?</font>
- 1663
- 01:15:34,580 --> 01:15:35,980
- <font color="#ffff00">You can't depend on me.</font>
- 1664
- 01:15:35,982 --> 01:15:38,516
- <font color="#ffff00">I don't depend on you.</font>
- 1665
- 01:15:38,518 --> 01:15:39,951
- <font color="#ffff00">- Kate.
- - Who said anything</font>
- 1666
- 01:15:39,953 --> 01:15:41,819
- <font color="#ffff00">about depending on anyone?</font>
- 1667
- 01:15:41,821 --> 01:15:43,087
- <font color="#ffff00">Listen, you said it yourself.</font>
- 1668
- 01:15:43,089 --> 01:15:44,889
- <font color="#ffff00">I mean, you've been
- having a tough time</font>
- 1669
- 01:15:44,891 --> 01:15:46,857
- <font color="#ffff00">after all the trauma and...
- Look, I'm just worried...</font>
- 1670
- 01:15:46,859 --> 01:15:48,592
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh, so now it's my issue?</font>
- 1671
- 01:15:48,594 --> 01:15:49,994
- <font color="#ffff00">- No, you...
- - Look, if this is about commitment,</font>
- 1672
- 01:15:49,996 --> 01:15:53,664
- <font color="#ffff00">then you just need to say it,
- because I...</font>
- 1673
- 01:15:53,666 --> 01:15:56,567
- <font color="#ffff00">I can't do this anymore.</font>
- 1674
- 01:15:56,569 --> 01:15:57,969
- <font color="#ffff00">I look for you.</font>
- 1675
- 01:15:57,971 --> 01:16:00,705
- <font color="#ffff00">I look for you everywhere,
- and you're never there.</font>
- 1676
- 01:16:00,707 --> 01:16:04,608
- <font color="#ffff00">And it makes me feel
- really bad about myself.</font>
- 1677
- 01:16:04,610 --> 01:16:07,011
- <font color="#ffff00">And I'm finally getting better</font>
- 1678
- 01:16:07,013 --> 01:16:09,649
- <font color="#ffff00">and not feeling bad
- about myself.</font>
- 1679
- 01:16:10,750 --> 01:16:13,684
- <font color="#ffff00">I'm not gonna heal my heart</font>
- 1680
- 01:16:13,686 --> 01:16:17,056
- <font color="#ffff00">and then give it to someone
- who is going to break it.</font>
- 1681
- 01:16:20,326 --> 01:16:22,026
- <font color="#ffff00">I won't.</font>
- 1682
- 01:16:22,028 --> 01:16:23,963
- <font color="#ffff00">No, Kate...</font>
- 1683
- 01:16:54,060 --> 01:16:56,627
- <font color="#ffff00">Why don't you lot go back
- to where you came from?</font>
- 1684
- 01:16:56,629 --> 01:16:58,062
- <font color="#ffff00">Yeah, you.</font>
- 1685
- 01:16:58,064 --> 01:17:02,133
- <font color="#ffff00">Speak English, or get out
- of my sodding country.</font>
- 1686
- 01:17:02,135 --> 01:17:03,669
- <font color="#ffff00">All of ya!</font>
- 1687
- 01:17:50,249 --> 01:17:52,249
- <font color="#ffff00">- Hello.
- - Hi.</font>
- 1688
- 01:17:52,251 --> 01:17:53,417
- <font color="#ffff00">Alba?</font>
- 1689
- 01:17:53,419 --> 01:17:54,852
- <font color="#ffff00">I'm Kate.</font>
- 1690
- 01:17:54,854 --> 01:17:56,756
- <font color="#ffff00">- Kate?
- - Katarina.</font>
- 1691
- 01:17:58,724 --> 01:18:01,158
- <font color="#ffff00">Yep. Just wondering
- if Marta was in.</font>
- 1692
- 01:18:01,160 --> 01:18:02,960
- <font color="#ffff00">She doesn't want
- to talk to you.</font>
- 1693
- 01:18:02,962 --> 01:18:05,229
- <font color="#ffff00">Yeah. Okay.</font>
- 1694
- 01:18:05,231 --> 01:18:07,264
- <font color="#ffff00">I understand. Uh...</font>
- 1695
- 01:18:07,266 --> 01:18:10,668
- <font color="#ffff00">Could you just tell her
- that I'm very sorry?</font>
- 1696
- 01:18:10,670 --> 01:18:14,238
- <font color="#ffff00">That I will probably
- never stop being sorry.</font>
- 1697
- 01:18:14,240 --> 01:18:16,642
- <font color="#ffff00">That I'm glad that she has you.</font>
- 1698
- 01:18:18,111 --> 01:18:19,777
- <font color="#ffff00">I'm... and I'm-I'm sorry...</font>
- 1699
- 01:18:19,779 --> 01:18:21,812
- <font color="#ffff00">that you and I
- never got the chance</font>
- 1700
- 01:18:21,814 --> 01:18:23,747
- <font color="#ffff00">to know each other.</font>
- 1701
- 01:18:23,749 --> 01:18:25,916
- <font color="#ffff00">- Wait.
- - Oh, for God's sake.</font>
- 1702
- 01:18:27,454 --> 01:18:29,687
- <font color="#ffff00">Hi. Look, I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry about everything.</font>
- 1703
- 01:18:29,689 --> 01:18:31,657
- <font color="#ffff00">Please don't come here
- uninvited again.</font>
- 1704
- 01:18:32,892 --> 01:18:34,992
- <font color="#ffff00">I wish Mum and Dad knew
- you were happy.</font>
- 1705
- 01:18:34,994 --> 01:18:37,795
- <font color="#ffff00">It's none of their business.</font>
- 1706
- 01:18:37,797 --> 01:18:39,797
- <font color="#ffff00">All right, saying sorry
- doesn't change everything.</font>
- 1707
- 01:18:39,799 --> 01:18:41,033
- <font color="#ffff00">You do understand that?</font>
- 1708
- 01:18:42,768 --> 01:18:44,103
- <font color="#ffff00">Yeah.</font>
- 1709
- 01:18:57,750 --> 01:18:59,083
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh, God.</font>
- 1710
- 01:18:59,085 --> 01:19:01,118
- <font color="#ffff00">Hey.</font>
- 1711
- 01:19:01,120 --> 01:19:03,187
- <font color="#ffff00">Look.</font>
- 1712
- 01:19:03,189 --> 01:19:05,923
- <font color="#ffff00">We weren't so lucky, you and I.</font>
- 1713
- 01:19:05,925 --> 01:19:08,192
- <font color="#ffff00">Mum is a piece of work.</font>
- 1714
- 01:19:08,194 --> 01:19:10,761
- <font color="#ffff00">You're right about that.</font>
- 1715
- 01:19:10,763 --> 01:19:13,998
- <font color="#ffff00">But I guess maybe we're all
- a bit damaged in this family.</font>
- 1716
- 01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:16,934
- <font color="#ffff00">And I do appreciate you
- stopping by.</font>
- 1717
- 01:19:18,938 --> 01:19:22,074
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ I've had enough of danger ♪</font>
- 1718
- 01:19:24,177 --> 01:19:25,342
- <font color="#ffff00">Um, one second.</font>
- 1719
- 01:19:25,344 --> 01:19:27,912
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ And people
- on the streets... ♪</font>
- 1720
- 01:19:27,914 --> 01:19:29,847
- <font color="#ffff00">Hey.</font>
- 1721
- 01:19:29,849 --> 01:19:31,982
- <font color="#ffff00">Hi.</font>
- 1722
- 01:19:31,984 --> 01:19:33,884
- <font color="#ffff00">Um, I was just...
- I was just wondering</font>
- 1723
- 01:19:33,886 --> 01:19:35,219
- <font color="#ffff00">if I could buy you a drink.</font>
- 1724
- 01:19:35,221 --> 01:19:36,854
- <font color="#ffff00">You look like you need another.</font>
- 1725
- 01:19:36,856 --> 01:19:40,157
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Just trying to find
- some peace ♪</font>
- 1726
- 01:19:40,159 --> 01:19:42,960
- <font color="#ffff00">Actually, I don't.</font>
- 1727
- 01:19:42,962 --> 01:19:46,230
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Now I think it's time... ♪</font>
- 1728
- 01:19:46,232 --> 01:19:48,167
- <font color="#ffff00">I really don't.</font>
- 1729
- 01:19:50,002 --> 01:19:51,704
- <font color="#ffff00">Thank you, though.</font>
- 1730
- 01:19:54,874 --> 01:19:57,775
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ So if you love me ♪</font>
- 1731
- 01:19:57,777 --> 01:20:00,244
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Say you love me ♪</font>
- 1732
- 01:20:00,246 --> 01:20:02,246
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ But if you don't ♪</font>
- 1733
- 01:20:02,248 --> 01:20:06,984
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Just let me go ♪</font>
- 1734
- 01:20:06,986 --> 01:20:08,986
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ 'Cause, teacher... ♪</font>
- 1735
- 01:20:12,792 --> 01:20:14,358
- <font color="#ffff00">Thanks.</font>
- 1736
- 01:20:14,360 --> 01:20:16,994
- <font color="#ffff00">That is really nice.</font>
- 1737
- 01:20:16,996 --> 01:20:18,229
- <font color="#ffff00">Hmm.</font>
- 1738
- 01:20:18,231 --> 01:20:20,864
- <font color="#ffff00">Mm.</font>
- 1739
- 01:20:20,866 --> 01:20:22,802
- <font color="#ffff00">Was that physical intimacy?</font>
- 1740
- 01:20:24,003 --> 01:20:26,003
- <font color="#ffff00">That was minimal.</font>
- 1741
- 01:20:26,005 --> 01:20:28,105
- <font color="#ffff00">How's Boy?</font>
- 1742
- 01:20:28,107 --> 01:20:31,141
- <font color="#ffff00">Interesting... and weird.</font>
- 1743
- 01:20:31,143 --> 01:20:33,277
- <font color="#ffff00">I've never eaten
- so much fermented cabbage.</font>
- 1744
- 01:20:35,081 --> 01:20:38,249
- <font color="#ffff00">Have you had sex yet?</font>
- 1745
- 01:20:38,251 --> 01:20:40,084
- <font color="#ffff00">No.</font>
- 1746
- 01:20:40,086 --> 01:20:41,352
- <font color="#ffff00">Hmm, all right.</font>
- 1747
- 01:20:41,354 --> 01:20:44,021
- <font color="#ffff00">And have you had sex
- with, uh, Tom yet?</font>
- 1748
- 01:20:44,023 --> 01:20:45,356
- <font color="#ffff00">- No.
- - Ah, so?</font>
- 1749
- 01:20:45,358 --> 01:20:47,157
- <font color="#ffff00">No, it's never gonna happen.</font>
- 1750
- 01:20:47,159 --> 01:20:48,892
- <font color="#ffff00">Why?</font>
- 1751
- 01:20:48,894 --> 01:20:51,028
- <font color="#ffff00">Well, we...
- He just won't commit</font>
- 1752
- 01:20:51,030 --> 01:20:53,097
- <font color="#ffff00">because he thinks
- I depend on him too much,</font>
- 1753
- 01:20:53,099 --> 01:20:54,599
- <font color="#ffff00">and he basically said</font>
- 1754
- 01:20:54,601 --> 01:20:57,901
- <font color="#ffff00">that I had made a career
- out of being a victim.</font>
- 1755
- 01:20:57,903 --> 01:20:59,403
- <font color="#ffff00">Hmm.</font>
- 1756
- 01:20:59,405 --> 01:21:01,073
- <font color="#ffff00">I like this man.</font>
- 1757
- 01:21:03,109 --> 01:21:06,243
- <font color="#ffff00">Let me see.
- "A very messy Christmas."</font>
- 1758
- 01:21:06,245 --> 01:21:08,379
- <font color="#ffff00">I'm sorry, Mr. Baldrick...</font>
- 1759
- 01:21:08,381 --> 01:21:10,014
- <font color="#ffff00">Hi, Mum.</font>
- 1760
- 01:21:11,183 --> 01:21:12,450
- <font color="#ffff00"><i>Mamice.</i></font>
- 1761
- 01:21:12,452 --> 01:21:14,251
- <font color="#ffff00">Ah.</font>
- 1762
- 01:21:14,253 --> 01:21:16,320
- <font color="#ffff00">- <i>Mamice.</i>
- - <i>Moje cedo.</i></font>
- 1763
- 01:21:16,322 --> 01:21:17,888
- <font color="#ffff00"><i>Mamice.</i></font>
- 1764
- 01:21:17,890 --> 01:21:20,057
- <font color="#ffff00">Ah, yeah. Mm.</font>
- 1765
- 01:21:20,059 --> 01:21:23,027
- <font color="#ffff00">- Aw. Aw. <i>Moje cedo.</i>
- - Mm.</font>
- 1766
- 01:21:23,029 --> 01:21:25,630
- <font color="#ffff00">They're not gonna
- send you back.</font>
- 1767
- 01:21:25,632 --> 01:21:27,632
- <font color="#ffff00">You live here.</font>
- 1768
- 01:21:27,634 --> 01:21:29,066
- <font color="#ffff00">This is your home.</font>
- 1769
- 01:21:29,068 --> 01:21:32,069
- <font color="#ffff00">I know how it start.</font>
- 1770
- 01:21:32,071 --> 01:21:34,371
- <font color="#ffff00">They point a finger.</font>
- 1771
- 01:21:34,373 --> 01:21:36,907
- <font color="#ffff00">They say, "Those people,</font>
- 1772
- 01:21:36,909 --> 01:21:39,276
- <font color="#ffff00">they are reason
- your life is bad."</font>
- 1773
- 01:21:39,278 --> 01:21:41,178
- <font color="#ffff00">And people believe.</font>
- 1774
- 01:21:41,180 --> 01:21:43,280
- <font color="#ffff00">- They believe.
- - I know.</font>
- 1775
- 01:21:43,282 --> 01:21:45,284
- <font color="#ffff00">I know.</font>
- 1776
- 01:21:51,991 --> 01:21:54,992
- <font color="#ffff00">I blame the Poles.</font>
- 1777
- 01:21:54,994 --> 01:21:56,393
- <font color="#ffff00">Okay.</font>
- 1778
- 01:21:59,231 --> 01:22:01,398
- <font color="#ffff00">Okay.</font>
- 1779
- 01:22:01,400 --> 01:22:04,234
- <font color="#ffff00">Cup of tea?</font>
- 1780
- 01:22:04,236 --> 01:22:06,236
- <font color="#ffff00">- Hmm? Nice cup of tea.
- - Okay. <i>Hvala.</i></font>
- 1781
- 01:22:06,238 --> 01:22:07,938
- <font color="#ffff00">Nice cup of tea. Okay.</font>
- 1782
- 01:22:07,940 --> 01:22:09,373
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ I won't let you down ♪</font>
- 1783
- 01:22:09,375 --> 01:22:12,444
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ I will not give you up ♪</font>
- 1784
- 01:22:12,446 --> 01:22:15,245
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Gotta have some faith
- in the sound ♪</font>
- 1785
- 01:22:15,247 --> 01:22:18,115
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ It's the one good thing
- that I've got ♪</font>
- 1786
- 01:22:18,117 --> 01:22:20,317
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ I won't let you down ♪</font>
- 1787
- 01:22:20,319 --> 01:22:23,187
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ So please don't give me up ♪</font>
- 1788
- 01:22:23,189 --> 01:22:27,425
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ 'Cause I would really,
- really love to stick around ♪</font>
- 1789
- 01:22:27,427 --> 01:22:29,427
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Oh, yeah ♪</font>
- 1790
- 01:22:29,429 --> 01:22:32,129
- <font color="#ffff00">- Just a little, tiny...
- - Mm, tiny, tiny.</font>
- 1791
- 01:22:32,131 --> 01:22:33,132
- <font color="#ffff00">Very small.</font>
- 1792
- 01:22:34,534 --> 01:22:36,168
- <font color="#ffff00">Cheers.</font>
- 1793
- 01:22:41,441 --> 01:22:45,010
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Bravo, Mama. ♪</font>
- 1794
- 01:22:48,381 --> 01:22:51,415
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Heaven knows
- I was just a young boy ♪</font>
- 1795
- 01:22:51,417 --> 01:22:54,452
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Didn't know
- what I wanted to be ♪</font>
- 1796
- 01:22:54,454 --> 01:22:58,355
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Didn't know what
- I wanted to be ♪</font>
- 1797
- 01:22:58,357 --> 01:23:02,159
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ I was every little hungry
- schoolgirl's pride and joy ♪</font>
- 1798
- 01:23:02,161 --> 01:23:05,162
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ And I guess it was
- enough for me ♪</font>
- 1799
- 01:23:05,164 --> 01:23:07,264
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ I said I guess it was
- enough for me... ♪</font>
- 1800
- 01:23:07,266 --> 01:23:08,566
- <font color="#ffff00">Yeah?</font>
- 1801
- 01:23:08,568 --> 01:23:11,135
- <font color="#ffff00">It'll do.</font>
- 1802
- 01:23:11,137 --> 01:23:12,970
- <font color="#ffff00">Sorry, mate.</font>
- 1803
- 01:23:12,972 --> 01:23:14,572
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Brand-new clothes
- and a big fat place ♪</font>
- 1804
- 01:23:14,574 --> 01:23:16,173
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ On your rock-and-roll TV ♪</font>
- 1805
- 01:23:16,175 --> 01:23:18,375
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Rock-and-roll TV... ♪</font>
- 1806
- 01:23:23,450 --> 01:23:26,016
- <font color="#ffff00">Tell Rufus this one's
- much harder to torch.</font>
- 1807
- 01:23:26,018 --> 01:23:28,252
- <font color="#ffff00">I nearly popped
- the baby out then.</font>
- 1808
- 01:23:30,322 --> 01:23:33,190
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ I think there's something
- you should know ♪</font>
- 1809
- 01:23:33,192 --> 01:23:35,527
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ I think it's time
- I told you so ♪</font>
- 1810
- 01:23:35,529 --> 01:23:38,463
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ There's something
- deep inside of me ♪</font>
- 1811
- 01:23:38,465 --> 01:23:41,064
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ There's someone else
- I've got to be ♪</font>
- 1812
- 01:23:41,066 --> 01:23:43,435
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Take back
- your picture in a frame ♪</font>
- 1813
- 01:23:43,437 --> 01:23:46,136
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Take back your singing
- in the rain ♪</font>
- 1814
- 01:23:46,138 --> 01:23:48,372
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ I just hope you understand ♪</font>
- 1815
- 01:23:48,374 --> 01:23:50,775
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ That sometimes the clothes
- do not make the man ♪</font>
- 1816
- 01:23:50,777 --> 01:23:56,079
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ All we have to do now ♪</font>
- 1817
- 01:23:56,081 --> 01:23:58,282
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Is take these lies ♪</font>
- 1818
- 01:23:58,284 --> 01:24:02,119
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ And make them true somehow ♪</font>
- 1819
- 01:24:02,121 --> 01:24:05,222
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ All we have to see ♪</font>
- 1820
- 01:24:05,224 --> 01:24:06,624
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Is that I don't... ♪</font>
- 1821
- 01:24:06,626 --> 01:24:08,358
- <font color="#ffff00">What?</font>
- 1822
- 01:24:08,360 --> 01:24:11,195
- <font color="#ffff00">- No, I do not want you to keep the staplers.
- - Tom?</font>
- 1823
- 01:24:11,197 --> 01:24:13,130
- <font color="#ffff00">No, that one is down 30 thou.</font>
- 1824
- 01:24:13,132 --> 01:24:15,299
- <font color="#ffff00">- Yeah, it's a real turd of a flat. Uh...
- - Tom?</font>
- 1825
- 01:24:15,301 --> 01:24:17,367
- <font color="#ffff00">Someone's here.
- Look, okay, bye.</font>
- 1826
- 01:24:17,369 --> 01:24:19,169
- <font color="#ffff00">Sorry.
- It's been a mad day.</font>
- 1827
- 01:24:19,171 --> 01:24:20,270
- <font color="#ffff00">I'm Andy.</font>
- 1828
- 01:24:20,272 --> 01:24:21,439
- <font color="#ffff00">Sorry I'm so casual.</font>
- 1829
- 01:24:21,441 --> 01:24:23,307
- <font color="#ffff00">- Oh, that's okay.
- - It's just...</font>
- 1830
- 01:24:23,309 --> 01:24:25,510
- <font color="#ffff00">Are you M-Mrs. Challis?</font>
- 1831
- 01:24:25,512 --> 01:24:27,110
- <font color="#ffff00">No, no. Sorry.</font>
- 1832
- 01:24:27,112 --> 01:24:28,245
- <font color="#ffff00">No, I didn't think you were.</font>
- 1833
- 01:24:28,247 --> 01:24:30,380
- <font color="#ffff00">No. Are you waiting for Tom?</font>
- 1834
- 01:24:30,382 --> 01:24:32,382
- <font color="#ffff00">Uh, I don't think so,
- unless he's with you.</font>
- 1835
- 01:24:32,384 --> 01:24:34,251
- <font color="#ffff00">- No, no. I just came to find him.
- - Oh.</font>
- 1836
- 01:24:34,253 --> 01:24:36,119
- <font color="#ffff00">- He'll probably turn up.
- - Right.</font>
- 1837
- 01:24:36,121 --> 01:24:37,387
- <font color="#ffff00">So, shall we get started, then?</font>
- 1838
- 01:24:37,389 --> 01:24:38,422
- <font color="#ffff00">Ooh, started on what?</font>
- 1839
- 01:24:38,424 --> 01:24:40,357
- <font color="#ffff00">Just taking a little look, huh?</font>
- 1840
- 01:24:43,597 --> 01:24:46,263
- <font color="#ffff00">Right, well, I've looked, and there it is.</font>
- 1841
- 01:24:46,265 --> 01:24:47,832
- <font color="#ffff00">Small but compact.
- It's neat.</font>
- 1842
- 01:24:47,834 --> 01:24:49,467
- <font color="#ffff00">And that's one
- of its selling points.</font>
- 1843
- 01:24:49,469 --> 01:24:51,068
- <font color="#ffff00">- It's for sale?
- - Oh, yeah, yeah.</font>
- 1844
- 01:24:51,070 --> 01:24:52,437
- <font color="#ffff00">Freehold this one,
- not for rental. Yeah.</font>
- 1845
- 01:24:52,439 --> 01:24:54,639
- <font color="#ffff00">That's why he keeps it so tidy.</font>
- 1846
- 01:24:54,641 --> 01:24:56,541
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh, yeah. There's no room
- for clutter here.</font>
- 1847
- 01:24:56,543 --> 01:24:59,309
- <font color="#ffff00">But there is plenty
- of storage space.</font>
- 1848
- 01:24:59,311 --> 01:25:01,646
- <font color="#ffff00"><i>Et voilà.</i></font>
- 1849
- 01:25:01,648 --> 01:25:04,281
- <font color="#ffff00">Huh. What have we got here?</font>
- 1850
- 01:25:04,283 --> 01:25:05,650
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh, my God.</font>
- 1851
- 01:25:08,387 --> 01:25:11,589
- <font color="#ffff00">Literally in the cupboard.
- No wonder it died.</font>
- 1852
- 01:25:11,591 --> 01:25:14,124
- <font color="#ffff00">- I'll give it to him. Don't worry.
- - Give it to who?</font>
- 1853
- 01:25:14,126 --> 01:25:15,627
- <font color="#ffff00">- Tom.
- - Who's that, then?</font>
- 1854
- 01:25:15,629 --> 01:25:18,663
- <font color="#ffff00">Tom, who lives here
- but is selling the flat.</font>
- 1855
- 01:25:18,665 --> 01:25:20,163
- <font color="#ffff00">No. No one lives here.</font>
- 1856
- 01:25:20,165 --> 01:25:21,198
- <font color="#ffff00">It's-it's been empty
- for months.</font>
- 1857
- 01:25:21,200 --> 01:25:23,233
- <font color="#ffff00">Maybe he was squatting.</font>
- 1858
- 01:25:23,235 --> 01:25:25,870
- <font color="#ffff00">What?
- Was there a squatter here?</font>
- 1859
- 01:25:25,872 --> 01:25:28,305
- <font color="#ffff00">- Oh, bloody hell.
- - Um...</font>
- 1860
- 01:25:28,307 --> 01:25:30,542
- <font color="#ffff00">Excuse my language.
- It's typical, that is.</font>
- 1861
- 01:25:30,544 --> 01:25:32,577
- <font color="#ffff00">It's all that probate stuff
- that stops us</font>
- 1862
- 01:25:32,579 --> 01:25:34,579
- <font color="#ffff00">- from getting on with our jobs. That's the prob...
- - "Probate"?</font>
- 1863
- 01:25:34,581 --> 01:25:35,647
- <font color="#ffff00">Yeah, you know,
- when someone dies.</font>
- 1864
- 01:25:35,649 --> 01:25:36,881
- <font color="#ffff00">It's a pain in the fundament.</font>
- 1865
- 01:25:36,883 --> 01:25:38,315
- <font color="#ffff00">Who's died?</font>
- 1866
- 01:25:38,317 --> 01:25:39,617
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh, previous owner.</font>
- 1867
- 01:25:39,619 --> 01:25:41,619
- <font color="#ffff00">Who...?</font>
- 1868
- 01:25:41,621 --> 01:25:43,488
- <font color="#ffff00">Uh, someone Webster, I think.</font>
- 1869
- 01:25:43,490 --> 01:25:45,322
- <font color="#ffff00">Uh, youngish bloke.
- Sad, really.</font>
- 1870
- 01:25:45,324 --> 01:25:47,324
- <font color="#ffff00"><i>It was last Christmas,
- by all accounts.</i></font>
- 1871
- 01:26:21,695 --> 01:26:24,495
- <font color="#ffff00"><i>Madam. Hello.</i></font>
- 1872
- 01:26:24,497 --> 01:26:26,231
- <font color="#ffff00">Madam?</font>
- 1873
- 01:26:27,366 --> 01:26:28,466
- <font color="#ffff00">Are you all right?</font>
- 1874
- 01:26:28,468 --> 01:26:30,300
- <font color="#ffff00">Yeah.</font>
- 1875
- 01:26:30,302 --> 01:26:32,937
- <font color="#ffff00">You just sort of... folded up.</font>
- 1876
- 01:26:32,939 --> 01:26:35,372
- <font color="#ffff00">- Are you really all right?
- - Yeah.</font>
- 1877
- 01:26:35,374 --> 01:26:37,109
- <font color="#ffff00">Yeah.</font>
- 1878
- 01:26:38,511 --> 01:26:43,246
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ These are the days
- of the open hand ♪</font>
- 1879
- 01:26:43,248 --> 01:26:46,283
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ They will not be the last ♪</font>
- 1880
- 01:26:46,285 --> 01:26:48,586
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Look around now ♪</font>
- 1881
- 01:26:48,588 --> 01:26:51,388
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ These are the days ♪</font>
- 1882
- 01:26:51,390 --> 01:26:54,659
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Of the beggars
- and the choosers ♪</font>
- 1883
- 01:26:54,661 --> 01:26:58,663
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ This is the year
- of the hungry man ♪</font>
- 1884
- 01:26:58,665 --> 01:27:02,399
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Whose place is in the past ♪</font>
- 1885
- 01:27:02,401 --> 01:27:05,402
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Hand in hand ♪</font>
- 1886
- 01:27:05,404 --> 01:27:07,404
- <font color="#ffff00">- ♪ With ignorance ♪
- - Hi.</font>
- 1887
- 01:27:07,406 --> 01:27:09,540
- <font color="#ffff00">- ♪ And legitimate ♪
- - Let me guess...</font>
- 1888
- 01:27:09,542 --> 01:27:11,676
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Excuses ♪</font>
- 1889
- 01:27:11,678 --> 01:27:15,747
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ The rich declare
- themselves poor ♪</font>
- 1890
- 01:27:15,749 --> 01:27:19,416
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ And most of us are not sure ♪</font>
- 1891
- 01:27:19,418 --> 01:27:21,753
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ If we have too much ♪</font>
- 1892
- 01:27:21,755 --> 01:27:24,254
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ But we'll take our chances ♪</font>
- 1893
- 01:27:24,256 --> 01:27:28,358
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ 'Cause God stopped
- keeping score ♪</font>
- 1894
- 01:27:28,360 --> 01:27:31,596
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ I guess somewhere
- along the way ♪</font>
- 1895
- 01:27:31,598 --> 01:27:33,731
- <font color="#ffff00">- ♪ He must have let us ♪
- - Oi!</font>
- 1896
- 01:27:33,733 --> 01:27:36,301
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ All out to play ♪</font>
- 1897
- 01:27:37,369 --> 01:27:39,302
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Turned his back ♪</font>
- 1898
- 01:27:39,304 --> 01:27:41,806
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ And all God's children ♪</font>
- 1899
- 01:27:41,808 --> 01:27:45,409
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Crept out the back door ♪</font>
- 1900
- 01:27:45,411 --> 01:27:49,514
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ It's hard to love ♪</font>
- 1901
- 01:27:49,516 --> 01:27:53,451
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ There's so much to hate ♪</font>
- 1902
- 01:27:53,453 --> 01:27:57,455
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Hanging on to hope ♪</font>
- 1903
- 01:27:57,457 --> 01:28:01,459
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ When there is no hope
- to speak of ♪</font>
- 1904
- 01:28:01,461 --> 01:28:06,597
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ And the wounded skies above ♪</font>
- 1905
- 01:28:06,599 --> 01:28:10,704
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Say it's much too late ♪</font>
- 1906
- 01:28:12,605 --> 01:28:15,707
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Well, maybe we should all ♪</font>
- 1907
- 01:28:15,709 --> 01:28:19,612
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Be praying for time ♪</font>
- 1908
- 01:28:23,683 --> 01:28:27,821
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Do you think we have time? ♪</font>
- 1909
- 01:28:32,357 --> 01:28:35,762
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Do you think we have time? ♪</font>
- 1910
- 01:28:44,771 --> 01:28:46,773
- <font color="#ffff00">Why can I feel you?</font>
- 1911
- 01:28:50,510 --> 01:28:53,444
- <font color="#ffff00">Because I'm a part of you.</font>
- 1912
- 01:28:55,682 --> 01:28:58,315
- <font color="#ffff00">Take care of my heart.</font>
- 1913
- 01:28:58,317 --> 01:29:00,752
- <font color="#ffff00">I promise.</font>
- 1914
- 01:29:00,754 --> 01:29:03,788
- <font color="#ffff00">It was always going to be yours
- one way or another.</font>
- 1915
- 01:30:32,011 --> 01:30:33,811
- <font color="#ffff00">Come in here!</font>
- 1916
- 01:30:33,813 --> 01:30:35,580
- <font color="#ffff00">Roll up!</font>
- 1917
- 01:30:35,582 --> 01:30:38,749
- <font color="#ffff00">Roll up,
- you shower of gobblers.</font>
- 1918
- 01:30:38,751 --> 01:30:40,751
- <font color="#ffff00">You, you load of tossers, in.</font>
- 1919
- 01:30:40,753 --> 01:30:42,520
- <font color="#ffff00">- And you're a tosser, too.
- - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.</font>
- 1920
- 01:30:42,522 --> 01:30:43,554
- <font color="#ffff00">- Dora, Dora, Dora. Loving the work.
- - In.</font>
- 1921
- 01:30:43,556 --> 01:30:45,456
- <font color="#ffff00">I'm loving the work.
- Wrong vibe, though, yeah?</font>
- 1922
- 01:30:45,458 --> 01:30:46,389
- <font color="#ffff00">You can't call
- the audience names.</font>
- 1923
- 01:30:46,391 --> 01:30:48,192
- <font color="#ffff00">- And you're a wanker.
- - Maybe...</font>
- 1924
- 01:30:48,194 --> 01:30:49,794
- <font color="#ffff00">Don't I know it, Dora.</font>
- 1925
- 01:30:51,898 --> 01:30:53,764
- <font color="#ffff00">Yeah. I mean, you...
- Oh, you want crumble?</font>
- 1926
- 01:31:01,975 --> 01:31:03,576
- <font color="#ffff00">Whoa.</font>
- 1927
- 01:31:19,859 --> 01:31:21,058
- <font color="#ffff00">Hi.</font>
- 1928
- 01:31:21,060 --> 01:31:22,727
- <font color="#ffff00">Hello, hello, hello.</font>
- 1929
- 01:31:22,729 --> 01:31:26,497
- <font color="#ffff00">Um, right, well, so I knew
- the lighting would be crap,</font>
- 1930
- 01:31:26,499 --> 01:31:28,499
- <font color="#ffff00">so I brought my own.</font>
- 1931
- 01:31:31,671 --> 01:31:33,070
- <font color="#ffff00">That's my girl.</font>
- 1932
- 01:31:33,072 --> 01:31:34,672
- <font color="#ffff00">Yes, yes, yes. Thank you.</font>
- 1933
- 01:31:34,674 --> 01:31:36,807
- <font color="#ffff00">All right,
- we've got lots to get through.</font>
- 1934
- 01:31:36,809 --> 01:31:38,542
- <font color="#ffff00">I just want to say
- a massive thank-you</font>
- 1935
- 01:31:38,544 --> 01:31:40,011
- <font color="#ffff00">to everyone who's put
- so much hard work in.</font>
- 1936
- 01:31:40,013 --> 01:31:43,481
- <font color="#ffff00">Mum, for making
- the most ginormous krempita.</font>
- 1937
- 01:31:43,483 --> 01:31:45,818
- <font color="#ffff00">I think you're all enjoying.</font>
- 1938
- 01:31:48,988 --> 01:31:50,588
- <font color="#ffff00">My mother,
- ladies and gentlemen.</font>
- 1939
- 01:31:50,590 --> 01:31:52,590
- <font color="#ffff00">Thank you. Thank you.</font>
- 1940
- 01:31:52,592 --> 01:31:54,025
- <font color="#ffff00">You are famous
- with your krempita.</font>
- 1941
- 01:31:54,027 --> 01:31:56,060
- <font color="#ffff00">Now, I'd like to thank
- everyone individually,</font>
- 1942
- 01:31:56,062 --> 01:31:58,796
- <font color="#ffff00">but Dan said no speeches
- were allowed.</font>
- 1943
- 01:31:58,798 --> 01:32:00,598
- <font color="#ffff00">Yeah, now, get off, elf.</font>
- 1944
- 01:32:00,600 --> 01:32:01,832
- <font color="#ffff00">Yes. Thank you, Daniel.</font>
- 1945
- 01:32:01,834 --> 01:32:04,502
- <font color="#ffff00">Seconds away. I just, um...</font>
- 1946
- 01:32:04,504 --> 01:32:06,871
- <font color="#ffff00">I-I just want to say
- this one thing.</font>
- 1947
- 01:32:06,873 --> 01:32:11,609
- <font color="#ffff00">We... are so lucky to be alive.</font>
- 1948
- 01:32:11,611 --> 01:32:12,843
- <font color="#ffff00">Hear, hear.</font>
- 1949
- 01:32:14,580 --> 01:32:18,983
- <font color="#ffff00">We are so lucky to be able
- to help each other</font>
- 1950
- 01:32:18,985 --> 01:32:21,118
- <font color="#ffff00">in little ways and in big ways.</font>
- 1951
- 01:32:22,855 --> 01:32:28,292
- <font color="#ffff00">The reason we are lucky
- is because helping each other</font>
- 1952
- 01:32:28,294 --> 01:32:31,829
- <font color="#ffff00">is, in fact,
- what makes us happy.</font>
- 1953
- 01:32:33,066 --> 01:32:35,099
- <font color="#ffff00">That's all.</font>
- 1954
- 01:32:35,101 --> 01:32:37,735
- <font color="#ffff00">Give us a song, Kate!</font>
- 1955
- 01:32:37,737 --> 01:32:40,738
- <font color="#ffff00">A... a song?</font>
- 1956
- 01:32:40,740 --> 01:32:42,909
- <font color="#ffff00">Well, I think I've got one
- up my sleeve.</font>
- 1957
- 01:32:46,112 --> 01:32:48,879
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Last Christmas ♪</font>
- 1958
- 01:32:48,881 --> 01:32:51,749
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ I gave you my heart ♪</font>
- 1959
- 01:32:51,751 --> 01:32:54,585
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ But the very next day ♪</font>
- 1960
- 01:32:54,587 --> 01:32:56,754
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ You gave it away ♪</font>
- 1961
- 01:32:56,756 --> 01:32:59,023
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ This year ♪</font>
- 1962
- 01:32:59,025 --> 01:33:02,727
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ To save me from tears ♪</font>
- 1963
- 01:33:02,729 --> 01:33:06,030
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ I'll give it
- to someone special ♪</font>
- 1964
- 01:33:20,947 --> 01:33:23,781
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Last Christmas,
- I gave you my heart ♪</font>
- 1965
- 01:33:23,783 --> 01:33:27,084
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ But the very next day,
- you gave it away ♪</font>
- 1966
- 01:33:27,086 --> 01:33:31,022
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ This year,
- to save me from tears ♪</font>
- 1967
- 01:33:31,024 --> 01:33:33,758
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ I'll give it
- to someone special ♪</font>
- 1968
- 01:33:33,760 --> 01:33:35,760
- <font color="#ffff00"><i>♪ Special ♪</i></font>
- 1969
- 01:33:35,762 --> 01:33:38,662
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Once bitten and twice shy ♪</font>
- 1970
- 01:33:38,664 --> 01:33:41,932
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ I keep my distance,
- but you still catch my eye ♪</font>
- 1971
- 01:33:41,934 --> 01:33:43,634
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Tell me, baby ♪</font>
- 1972
- 01:33:43,636 --> 01:33:45,603
- <font color="#ffff00">- ♪ Do you recognize me? ♪
- - Do you recognize me?</font>
- 1973
- 01:33:45,605 --> 01:33:46,704
- <font color="#ffff00">- No.
- - No?</font>
- 1974
- 01:33:46,706 --> 01:33:49,140
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Well, it's been a year,
- it doesn't surprise me ♪</font>
- 1975
- 01:33:49,142 --> 01:33:50,975
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Merry Christmas! ♪</font>
- 1976
- 01:33:50,977 --> 01:33:52,943
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ I wrapped it up and sent it ♪</font>
- 1977
- 01:33:52,945 --> 01:33:56,614
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ With a note saying,
- "I love you," I meant it ♪</font>
- 1978
- 01:33:56,616 --> 01:33:59,650
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Now I know
- what a fool I've been ♪</font>
- 1979
- 01:33:59,652 --> 01:34:01,152
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ But if you kiss me now ♪</font>
- 1980
- 01:34:01,154 --> 01:34:03,687
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ I know you'd fool me again ♪</font>
- 1981
- 01:34:03,689 --> 01:34:06,824
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Last Christmas,
- I gave you my heart ♪</font>
- 1982
- 01:34:06,826 --> 01:34:10,227
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ But the very next day,
- you gave it away ♪</font>
- 1983
- 01:34:10,229 --> 01:34:13,864
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ This year,
- to save me from tears ♪</font>
- 1984
- 01:34:13,866 --> 01:34:16,400
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ I'll give it
- to someone special ♪</font>
- 1985
- 01:34:16,402 --> 01:34:18,035
- <font color="#ffff00"><i>♪ Special ♪</i></font>
- 1986
- 01:34:18,037 --> 01:34:20,905
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Last Christmas,
- I gave you my heart ♪</font>
- 1987
- 01:34:20,907 --> 01:34:22,807
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ But the very next day ♪</font>
- 1988
- 01:34:22,809 --> 01:34:24,842
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ You gave it away ♪</font>
- 1989
- 01:34:24,844 --> 01:34:27,945
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ This year,
- to save me from tears ♪</font>
- 1990
- 01:34:27,947 --> 01:34:31,148
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ I'll give it
- to someone special ♪</font>
- 1991
- 01:34:31,150 --> 01:34:32,983
- <font color="#ffff00"><i>♪ Special. ♪</i></font>
- 1992
- 01:34:59,245 --> 01:35:02,079
- <font color="#ffff00">And now, on with the show!</font>
- 1993
- 01:35:10,123 --> 01:35:11,889
- <font color="#ffff00"><i>But you remember what?</i></font>
- 1994
- 01:35:11,891 --> 01:35:13,991
- <font color="#ffff00"><i>He was her uncle who died.
- You remember?</i></font>
- 1995
- 01:35:13,993 --> 01:35:16,026
- <font color="#ffff00">- <i>Again, again, he...</i>
- - <i>This is also from him.</i></font>
- 1996
- 01:35:16,028 --> 01:35:17,761
- <font color="#ffff00">- Different uncle, guys.
- - Christmas tiramisu.</font>
- 1997
- 01:35:17,763 --> 01:35:20,764
- <font color="#ffff00">- Oh, Alba.
- - Oh, lovely.</font>
- 1998
- 01:35:20,766 --> 01:35:22,467
- <font color="#ffff00">- Yes! - Thank you, Alba.
- - That looks amazing.</font>
- 1999
- 01:35:22,469 --> 01:35:23,968
- <font color="#ffff00">- Oh, Alba.
- - Thank you, Alba.</font>
- 2000
- 01:35:23,970 --> 01:35:25,803
- <font color="#ffff00">Marta is so...</font>
- 2001
- 01:35:25,805 --> 01:35:27,271
- <font color="#ffff00">she is so lucky to have you.</font>
- 2002
- 01:35:27,273 --> 01:35:29,740
- <font color="#ffff00">Because-because she...</font>
- 2003
- 01:35:29,742 --> 01:35:32,910
- <font color="#ffff00">she is very, very...</font>
- 2004
- 01:35:32,912 --> 01:35:34,778
- <font color="#ffff00">bad cook, very bad.</font>
- 2005
- 01:35:34,780 --> 01:35:36,080
- <font color="#ffff00">See, Mum, that isn't
- a compliment, you know.</font>
- 2006
- 01:35:36,082 --> 01:35:37,214
- <font color="#ffff00">That's just...
- that's just rude.</font>
- 2007
- 01:35:37,216 --> 01:35:39,917
- <font color="#ffff00">What is rude? Why?
- Why is rude?</font>
- 2008
- 01:35:39,919 --> 01:35:43,053
- <font color="#ffff00">I am being nice to Alba,
- your girlfriend.</font>
- 2009
- 01:35:43,055 --> 01:35:44,889
- <font color="#ffff00">What I say?</font>
- 2010
- 01:35:44,891 --> 01:35:46,257
- <font color="#ffff00">Nothing. Katarina.</font>
- 2011
- 01:35:46,259 --> 01:35:48,926
- <font color="#ffff00">- Yes.
- - Before we eat lesbian pudding...</font>
- 2012
- 01:35:48,928 --> 01:35:51,028
- <font color="#ffff00">- Yeah. - Mum!
- - What?</font>
- 2013
- 01:35:51,030 --> 01:35:53,797
- <font color="#ffff00">- You have your song, your big song in party.
- - Yes.</font>
- 2014
- 01:35:53,799 --> 01:35:55,900
- <font color="#ffff00">I know I not so important
- to do that.</font>
- 2015
- 01:35:55,902 --> 01:35:57,234
- <font color="#ffff00">- Oh, Mum!
- - No, mum.</font>
- 2016
- 01:35:57,236 --> 01:35:59,303
- <font color="#ffff00">- Hey, you are. Yes, you are.
- - I not. Psst!</font>
- 2017
- 01:35:59,305 --> 01:36:00,938
- <font color="#ffff00">- Tell her she is. Yeah.
- - But, uh,</font>
- 2018
- 01:36:00,940 --> 01:36:04,208
- <font color="#ffff00">now I sing an old song
- from Croatia,</font>
- 2019
- 01:36:04,210 --> 01:36:06,010
- <font color="#ffff00">from my grandmother,</font>
- 2020
- 01:36:06,012 --> 01:36:07,813
- <font color="#ffff00">- for my family.
- - Ah.</font>
- 2021
- 01:36:11,817 --> 01:36:15,786
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Dobra vecer ♪</font>
- 2022
- 01:36:15,788 --> 01:36:18,889
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Japica ♪</font>
- 2023
- 01:36:18,891 --> 01:36:22,893
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Stanite se mamica... ♪</font>
- 2024
- 01:36:22,895 --> 01:36:24,828
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Stanite se... ♪</font>
- 2025
- 01:36:24,830 --> 01:36:26,764
- <font color="#ffff00">Oh, come on, Petra.</font>
- 2026
- 01:36:26,766 --> 01:36:28,966
- <font color="#ffff00">The war is over long time ago.</font>
- 2027
- 01:36:28,968 --> 01:36:30,768
- <font color="#ffff00">Stop killing us with the song.</font>
- 2028
- 01:36:30,770 --> 01:36:32,836
- <font color="#ffff00">Sing it cheerfully,
- for God's sake.</font>
- 2029
- 01:36:32,838 --> 01:36:34,205
- <font color="#ffff00">What it's mean, "cheerfully"?</font>
- 2030
- 01:36:34,207 --> 01:36:37,141
- <font color="#ffff00"><i>Veselo.</i> It's Christmas!</font>
- 2031
- 01:36:37,143 --> 01:36:38,543
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Dobra vecer japica ♪</font>
- 2032
- 01:36:38,545 --> 01:36:40,344
- <font color="#ffff00">- ♪ Stanite se mamica ♪
- - Yes! Hey!</font>
- 2033
- 01:36:40,346 --> 01:36:42,246
- <font color="#ffff00">- ♪ Dobra vecer japica ♪
- - Oh...</font>
- 2034
- 01:36:42,248 --> 01:36:43,981
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Stanite se mamica ♪</font>
- 2035
- 01:36:43,983 --> 01:36:45,550
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ To novo leto faljeno ♪</font>
- 2036
- 01:36:45,552 --> 01:36:47,284
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Sinek dete maleno ♪</font>
- 2037
- 01:36:47,286 --> 01:36:49,186
- <font color="#ffff00">- Come on!
- - ♪ To novo leto faljeno ♪</font>
- 2038
- 01:36:49,188 --> 01:36:50,988
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Sinek dete maleno ♪</font>
- 2039
- 01:36:50,990 --> 01:36:53,123
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Dobri ljudi sim doali... ♪</font>
- 2040
- 01:36:55,228 --> 01:36:58,929
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ So you raise another glass ♪</font>
- 2041
- 01:36:58,931 --> 01:37:03,568
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Looking for
- a different space ♪</font>
- 2042
- 01:37:03,570 --> 01:37:07,071
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ I was leaning on the grass ♪</font>
- 2043
- 01:37:07,073 --> 01:37:10,808
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Dreaming of a sunnier day ♪</font>
- 2044
- 01:37:12,011 --> 01:37:15,379
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Oh, it never came ♪</font>
- 2045
- 01:37:15,381 --> 01:37:20,017
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ How could it have, baby? ♪</font>
- 2046
- 01:37:20,019 --> 01:37:23,988
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Where the present
- meets the past ♪</font>
- 2047
- 01:37:23,990 --> 01:37:28,292
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ It's hard to be more
- than we've seen ♪</font>
- 2048
- 01:37:28,294 --> 01:37:32,129
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Your daddy was a drinker ♪</font>
- 2049
- 01:37:32,131 --> 01:37:34,164
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ He just kept drinking ♪</font>
- 2050
- 01:37:34,166 --> 01:37:37,301
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Till the shit he was thinking
- sounded true ♪</font>
- 2051
- 01:37:37,303 --> 01:37:40,438
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Your mama was a thinker ♪</font>
- 2052
- 01:37:40,440 --> 01:37:42,607
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ She just wasn't thinking ♪</font>
- 2053
- 01:37:42,609 --> 01:37:47,177
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ On the day that she looked
- at him and said, "I do" ♪</font>
- 2054
- 01:37:47,179 --> 01:37:50,347
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ 'Cause I will always,
- I will always, I will always ♪</font>
- 2055
- 01:37:50,349 --> 01:37:55,352
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ I will always try
- to get my shit together ♪</font>
- 2056
- 01:37:55,354 --> 01:37:58,956
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ I guess we always,
- guess we always knew ♪</font>
- 2057
- 01:37:58,958 --> 01:38:01,959
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ That it would be
- stormy weather ♪</font>
- 2058
- 01:38:01,961 --> 01:38:04,895
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ This is how we want you
- to get high ♪</font>
- 2059
- 01:38:04,897 --> 01:38:07,064
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ The way that we show ya ♪</font>
- 2060
- 01:38:07,066 --> 01:38:10,301
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ The way that we told ya
- was decent ♪</font>
- 2061
- 01:38:10,303 --> 01:38:14,305
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ This is how we want you
- to get high ♪</font>
- 2062
- 01:38:14,307 --> 01:38:19,243
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ This is how
- we want you to get by ♪</font>
- 2063
- 01:38:19,245 --> 01:38:22,447
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ My daddy was a toker ♪</font>
- 2064
- 01:38:22,449 --> 01:38:24,315
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ He just kept smoking ♪</font>
- 2065
- 01:38:24,317 --> 01:38:27,485
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Till the jokes he could tell
- got very blue ♪</font>
- 2066
- 01:38:27,487 --> 01:38:31,021
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ My mama was a joker ♪</font>
- 2067
- 01:38:31,023 --> 01:38:33,023
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ If she was a hippie ♪</font>
- 2068
- 01:38:33,025 --> 01:38:37,294
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Then I guess she was tripping
- on a high love you ♪</font>
- 2069
- 01:38:37,296 --> 01:38:40,397
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ 'Cause I will always,
- I will always, I will always ♪</font>
- 2070
- 01:38:40,399 --> 01:38:45,402
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ I will always try
- to get my shit together ♪</font>
- 2071
- 01:38:45,404 --> 01:38:49,106
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ I guess we always,
- guess we always knew ♪</font>
- 2072
- 01:38:49,108 --> 01:38:52,242
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ That it would be
- stormy weather ♪</font>
- 2073
- 01:38:52,244 --> 01:38:55,112
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ This is how we want you
- to get high ♪</font>
- 2074
- 01:38:55,114 --> 01:38:57,181
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ The way that we show ya ♪</font>
- 2075
- 01:38:57,183 --> 01:39:00,317
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ The way that we told ya
- was decent ♪</font>
- 2076
- 01:39:00,319 --> 01:39:04,388
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ This is how we want you
- to get high ♪</font>
- 2077
- 01:39:04,390 --> 01:39:07,425
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ This is how
- we want you to get by ♪</font>
- 2078
- 01:39:07,427 --> 01:39:11,128
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ On your sorry lives ♪</font>
- 2079
- 01:39:15,134 --> 01:39:18,104
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Take another, take another ♪</font>
- 2080
- 01:39:25,277 --> 01:39:28,011
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ I never picked a fight
- in my life ♪</font>
- 2081
- 01:39:28,013 --> 01:39:30,247
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Or raised a hand to my wife ♪</font>
- 2082
- 01:39:30,249 --> 01:39:33,485
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Or saw my children
- as things to bully ♪</font>
- 2083
- 01:39:33,487 --> 01:39:36,186
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ I never dropped a pill
- in a drink ♪</font>
- 2084
- 01:39:36,188 --> 01:39:38,556
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ I know how low you can sink ♪</font>
- 2085
- 01:39:38,558 --> 01:39:42,292
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ My heart, my heart
- is better than that ♪</font>
- 2086
- 01:39:42,294 --> 01:39:44,462
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ I never picked a fight
- in my life ♪</font>
- 2087
- 01:39:44,464 --> 01:39:47,030
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Or raised a hand to my wife ♪</font>
- 2088
- 01:39:47,032 --> 01:39:50,334
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Or saw my children
- as things to bully ♪</font>
- 2089
- 01:39:50,336 --> 01:39:53,103
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ I never dropped a pill
- in a drink ♪</font>
- 2090
- 01:39:53,105 --> 01:39:55,339
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ I know how low you can sink ♪</font>
- 2091
- 01:39:55,341 --> 01:40:00,144
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ My heart, my heart
- is better than that ♪</font>
- 2092
- 01:40:05,017 --> 01:40:09,422
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Looking for
- a different space ♪</font>
- 2093
- 01:40:13,192 --> 01:40:18,195
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Dreaming of a sunnier day ♪</font>
- 2094
- 01:40:18,197 --> 01:40:21,466
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Oh, it never came ♪</font>
- 2095
- 01:40:21,468 --> 01:40:26,336
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ How could it have, baby? ♪</font>
- 2096
- 01:40:26,338 --> 01:40:30,240
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Where the present
- meets the past ♪</font>
- 2097
- 01:40:30,242 --> 01:40:34,947
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ It's hard to be more
- than we've seen ♪</font>
- 2098
- 01:40:38,384 --> 01:40:43,387
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ It's hard to be more
- than we've seen ♪</font>
- 2099
- 01:40:51,130 --> 01:40:54,499
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ I guess we always,
- guess we always knew ♪</font>
- 2100
- 01:40:54,501 --> 01:40:57,502
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ That it would be
- stormy weather ♪</font>
- 2101
- 01:40:57,504 --> 01:41:00,438
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ This is how we want you
- to get high ♪</font>
- 2102
- 01:41:00,440 --> 01:41:02,540
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ The way that we show ya ♪</font>
- 2103
- 01:41:02,542 --> 01:41:06,109
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ The way that we told ya
- was decent ♪</font>
- 2104
- 01:41:06,111 --> 01:41:10,214
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ This is how we want you
- to get high ♪</font>
- 2105
- 01:41:10,216 --> 01:41:14,251
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ This is how
- we want you to get by ♪</font>
- 2106
- 01:41:14,253 --> 01:41:17,154
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ This is how we want you
- to get high ♪</font>
- 2107
- 01:41:17,156 --> 01:41:19,457
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ The way that we show ya ♪</font>
- 2108
- 01:41:19,459 --> 01:41:22,494
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ The way that we told ya
- was decent ♪</font>
- 2109
- 01:41:22,496 --> 01:41:26,598
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ This is how we want you
- to get high ♪</font>
- 2110
- 01:41:26,600 --> 01:41:29,634
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ This is how
- we want you to get by ♪</font>
- 2111
- 01:41:29,636 --> 01:41:33,239
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ On your sorry lives ♪</font>
- 2112
- 01:41:35,575 --> 01:41:40,578
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ My heart, my heart
- is better than that ♪</font>
- 2113
- 01:41:45,317 --> 01:41:49,556
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Looking for
- a different space ♪</font>
- 2114
- 01:41:53,593 --> 01:41:58,563
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Dreaming of a sunnier day ♪</font>
- 2115
- 01:41:58,565 --> 01:42:02,132
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Oh, it never came ♪</font>
- 2116
- 01:42:02,134 --> 01:42:06,871
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ How could it have, baby? ♪</font>
- 2117
- 01:42:06,873 --> 01:42:10,475
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ Where the present
- meets the past ♪</font>
- 2118
- 01:42:10,477 --> 01:42:15,047
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ It's hard to be more
- than we've seen ♪</font>
- 2119
- 01:42:18,885 --> 01:42:24,056
- <font color="#ffff00">♪ It's hard to be more
- than we've seen. ♪</font>
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