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- 1. Do not talk about /b/
- 2. Do NOT talk about /b/
- 3. We are Anonymous
- 4. Anonymous is legion
- 5. Anonymous never forgives
- 6. Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster
- 7. Anonymous is still able to deliver
- 8. There are no real rules about posting
- 9. There are no real rules about moderation either - enjoy your ban
- 10. If you enjoy any rival sites - DON'T
- 11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored
- 12. Anything you say can and will be used against you
- 13. Anything you say can be turned into something else - fixed
- 14. Do not argue with trolls - it means that they win
- 15. The harder you try the harder you will fail
- 16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure
- 17. Every win fails eventually
- 18. Everything that can be labeled can be hated
- 19. The more you hate it the stronger it gets
- 20. Nothing is to be taken seriously
- 21. Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old
- 22. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality
- 23. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality
- 24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost
- 25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post
- 26. Any topic can be easily turned into something totally unrelated
- 27. Always question a person's sexual preferences without any real reason
- 28. Always question a person's gender - just in case it's really a man
- 29. In the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents
- 30. There are no girls on the internet
- 31. TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours
- 32. You must have pictures to prove your statements
- 33. Lurk more - it's never enough
- 34. There is porn of it, no exceptions
- 35. If no porn is found at the moment, it will be made
- 36. There will always be even more fucked up shit than what you just saw
- 37. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so)
- 38. No real limits of any kind apply here - not even the sky
- 39. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
- 40. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER
- 41. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
- 42. Nothing is Sacred
- 43. The more beautiful and pure a thing is - the more satisfying it is to corrupt it
- 44. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo
- 45. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car.
- 46. There is always furry porn of it.
- 47. The pool is always closed.
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