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- Once upon a time God decided to create a place where old jews and Republican spics could all live in relative harmony - so he made Florida, America's dick. Seriously, look at the shape of the state. It's in the shape of a flaccid penis. That should tell you enough. Of course God didn't expect anything of value to come from this colossal shithole, he just made it for the lulz.
- Right up there with China, Nigeria and Eastern Europe, Florida's incorporation and fraud laws combine with a lack of cooperation with other states' investigations to create a safe haven for all sorts of predatory fucks with a front as legal businesses. Florida gains attention on the internets by being spam central. However, scamming in Florida has a long and sordid history that predates the Internet. Boca Raton once proudly proclaimed itself to be the telemarketing capital of the world with the joke that BR actually stood for Boiler Room. But it doesn't Really matter, since everyone in Florida is Blatantly Retarded.
- It's not just spam, either. Huge numbers of pre-recorded telemarketing calls originate from Florida. Florida telemarketers can ignore the Federal TCPA that makes pre-recorded calls illegal, because the Florida AG protects, insulates, and accepts bribes from tele-marketers.
- Fake sweepstakes aimed at the elderly show up in your mailbox? Likely from Florida. A too-good-to-be-true vacation offer to DisneyWorld or the Caribbean? A Florida cut-and-run travel agency. When you watch late night TV, start counting how many infomercials for investments, work-at-home or other get-rich-quick schemes have you dealing with someone in Florida.
- Clearwater, the home of the Church o' Scientology, is located in Florida, only proving what dumb shits the Floridites are for allowing them a foothold in the US.
- Along with being shaped liek a retard's dildo (PROTIP: It used to be shaped like an erect penis pointing toward Britfags, until all the old people moved down into it and made it hang limp), Florida is well known as Cape Dementia, the land of the dead, the cemetery without down payment, and a paradise for the retired dying waste that are baby boomers. The state is has over nine thousand seniors, which make it a fucking nightmare to drive anywhere (and it's not like there are any viable public transit options), maneuver a cart through Walmart or even walk down the street. You can be sure if you live here that you will get to see many-a grey-haired fucker die. Meanwhile, in North Florida, the Administrative Wing, there are lots of drugs to smoke, and even though North Florida has a more hellishly hot climate than even Miami, many choose to settle there to become state bureaucratic commandants and take care of everybody real good.
- When terrorists chose to attack America, they headed straight for the Huffman Aviation flight school in Venice, Florida. The school is run by a superjew named Rudi Dekkers. Who else would train them to fly without training them to land?
- Although most American political thinkers agree on the necessity of eventually solving "The Florida Question," there remains disagreement on how best to go about it. While some advocate sealing the border, performing a tactical nuclear strike on the state's major urban centers, and then waiting for the inhabitants to die off over the course of time, groups like the ASPCA have argued that Floridians may possess an archaic form of self-awareness, thus raising ethical questions about such methods.
- Fortunately, the Florida question will be solved by global warming, as all it will take is two more inches of rising ocean to drown this foul nest of old folk's homes and retard breeding forever.
- Good news, sick fucks: bestiality is not illegal in Florida.
- Florida is also home to oxycontin where it was invented at least 100 years ago by Jews hoping they could destroy the pure white 11 toed Aryan population that resides only in the deep hill country of Appalachia. Fifty of the top Fifty doctors who prescribe the most oxycontin reside in the state of Florida, making Florida the premier source of hillbilly heroin. And with their city Lakeland,FL where most niggers reside and smoke mad blunts and heroin every day, they wanna have sex with your mom and fuck you and make statements claiming that your gay because you don't have fifty bucks to fuck you up. And since most niggers are sick fucks in florida, you niggers can suck dick.
- It's also truly proven that it's sick fuck city, Lakeland is where most shit talkers reside (along with their idol Grady Judd) and people who disagree with your statements, Lakeland is where most shit talkers reside in and most people get sexually harassed and fucked over. Judge us and we'll prove you're wrong, home to the most fucked up trolls and we'll shoot your ass and hope your mom. We do not forgive our hate against Florida, We will never forget, Nevar forget.
- And if you're one of those emo kids who live in the state, you are evil, gay, smoke 50 blunts, have threesomes everyday, get your ass beat up by school cops, killed by cops in Tampa, publicly humiliated by Grady Judd, arrested by the freedom of speech-hating sheriff offices of Polk and Volusia Counties, and you can all die in hell. Enjoy your fucked up life in the state and in the evil city. You sick fucks.
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- Francis II (12 February 1768 – 2 March 1835) was the last Holy Roman Emperor from 1792 to 1806, and the first Emperor of Austria as Francis I from 1804 to 1835. He was also King of Hungary, Croatia, and Bohemia, and served as the first president of the German Confederation following its establishment in 1815. Francis was born in Florence as the eldest son of future Emperor Leopold II and Maria Luisa of Spain. Leopold became Holy Roman Emperor in 1790 but died two years later, and Francis succeeded him. The Holy Roman Empire immediately became embroiled in the French Revolutionary Wars, the first of which ended in Austrian defeat and the loss of the left bank of the Rhine to France. In 1806, after Napoleon created the Confederation of the Rhine, Francis abdicated as Holy Roman Emperor, which in effect marked the dissolution of the Holy Roman Empire. In 1813, Francis turned against Napoleon and finally defeated him in the War of the Sixth Coalition, forcing him to abdicate. Francis died in 1835 at the age of 67 and was succeeded by his son, Ferdinand I. This oil portrait on canvas, painted in 1815 by Joseph Kreutzinger, depicts Francis wearing Austrian military uniform with the insignia of various orders. The painting hangs in the Neue Galerie of the Universalmuseum Joanneum in Graz, Austria.
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